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I hear he's appealing. 7 00:00:22,736 --> 00:00:25,102 [All Laughing] 8 00:00:26,773 --> 00:00:30,504 To wit, any person causing or permitting any domestic canine... 9 00:00:30,577 --> 00:00:32,511 to evacuate on a public sidewalk... 10 00:00:32,579 --> 00:00:37,016 without promptly and substantially removing said evacuation from same... 11 00:00:37,084 --> 00:00:40,019 shall be guilty of a class-C misdemeanor. 12 00:00:40,087 --> 00:00:42,749 What if he removes it, but not substantially, Sarge? 13 00:00:42,823 --> 00:00:45,314 - [All Laughing] - [Esterhaus] Item 11. 14 00:00:45,392 --> 00:00:48,327 We have six more complaints from Decker Avenue merchants... 15 00:00:48,395 --> 00:00:50,454 concerning vending machine coin-box rip-offs. 16 00:00:50,530 --> 00:00:53,465 Somebody's doing a lot of nickel-and-diming out there. 17 00:00:53,533 --> 00:00:58,630 There's an unofficial reward for the doer that puts the alleged perpetrator out of business- 18 00:00:58,705 --> 00:01:02,300 an evening's free play of Space Invaders at Decker Avenue Playland. 19 00:01:02,376 --> 00:01:05,311 - [All Exclaiming, Hooting] - [LaRue] Hot diggetty! 20 00:01:05,379 --> 00:01:09,281 Item 12: A truce has been reached with the night shift... 21 00:01:09,349 --> 00:01:13,615 regarding the use and misuse of the precinct refrigerator. 22 00:01:13,687 --> 00:01:15,621 In accordance therewith... 23 00:01:15,689 --> 00:01:19,455 said refrigerator last evening was cleaned out of all unauthorized foodstuffs... 24 00:01:19,526 --> 00:01:22,461 alleged to have been present therein for a length of time... 25 00:01:22,529 --> 00:01:24,463 longer than five days. 26 00:01:24,531 --> 00:01:27,659 - [Man] Thank God. - [Murmuring, Chattering] 27 00:01:27,734 --> 00:01:30,669 If I may inject a personal note- 28 00:01:30,737 --> 00:01:34,935 Guys, we're all willing to look the other way vis-�-vis brown-bagging it... 29 00:01:35,008 --> 00:01:37,841 given the current economic realities. 30 00:01:37,911 --> 00:01:42,575 But, to the anonymous owner of the marinated artichoke and liver pat� on whole wheat... 31 00:01:42,649 --> 00:01:44,742 - [Groaning] - In the rear of the third shelf... 32 00:01:44,818 --> 00:01:46,843 that had taken on a life of its own... 33 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,150 [Officers Laughing] 34 00:01:49,222 --> 00:01:51,713 Have a little understanding, would you... 35 00:01:51,792 --> 00:01:55,228 odor-wise, hygiene-wise and otherwise. 36 00:01:55,295 --> 00:01:57,229 [Chattering Loudly] 37 00:01:57,297 --> 00:01:59,231 All right, last item: 38 00:01:59,299 --> 00:02:02,291 Be cognizant that Monday Night Football is on tonight... 39 00:02:02,369 --> 00:02:07,033 which means we'll be missing 15% of the night shift. 40 00:02:07,107 --> 00:02:11,874 Be equally cognizant the welfare eagle flies on Mondays... 41 00:02:11,945 --> 00:02:15,176 which means, our local muggers will be out in force. 42 00:02:15,248 --> 00:02:18,183 Therefore, we have double shift assignments. 43 00:02:18,251 --> 00:02:20,185 [Officers Groaning] 44 00:02:20,253 --> 00:02:24,656 Bates, Coffey, Shamsky, Figiliano, Williams, Obradovich. 45 00:02:25,725 --> 00:02:27,454 All right, let's roll! 46 00:02:27,527 --> 00:02:29,791 And, hey- 47 00:02:29,863 --> 00:02:31,797 Hey! 48 00:02:31,865 --> 00:02:33,799 Let's be careful out there. 49 00:02:33,867 --> 00:02:36,802 - You got it. - What if the eagle does it on the sidewalk? 50 00:02:36,870 --> 00:02:38,804 [Chattering Continues] 51 00:02:38,872 --> 00:02:41,306 Someone's scarf. It's gonna be cold. 52 00:02:41,374 --> 00:02:44,309 So, what do you say we put it in cruise control today, partner? 53 00:02:44,377 --> 00:02:47,471 Like California cops- put on a pair of them glasses... 54 00:02:47,547 --> 00:02:50,675 put the arm out the window like this and smile at everybody. 55 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:52,684 Don't cause any personal conflict at all. 56 00:02:52,752 --> 00:02:54,879 Oh, you got a new squeeze. 57 00:02:54,955 --> 00:02:58,721 I tell you, Bobby, this woman is flat-out kinky when it comes to football. 58 00:02:58,792 --> 00:03:01,727 Might be those pants they have that highlight their what-have-yous. 59 00:03:01,795 --> 00:03:06,164 All I know is that on Monday nights she is hotter than a Model T coil. 60 00:03:06,233 --> 00:03:09,168 The rest of the week she is drier than a gutter snowbird. 61 00:03:09,236 --> 00:03:11,170 Ohh! 62 00:03:11,238 --> 00:03:14,173 - So I'm gonna cook up a pot of that spaghetti "bogonese"... - Yeah? 63 00:03:14,241 --> 00:03:18,143 And I'm gonna squat down on her velour couch in front of her 26-incher- 64 00:03:18,211 --> 00:03:20,145 What I'm pointin' out here is this- 65 00:03:20,213 --> 00:03:23,148 I cannot afford to get stuck in night court... 66 00:03:23,216 --> 00:03:26,151 while the rest of civilized America sits in front of their television sets... 67 00:03:26,219 --> 00:03:29,416 watching Joe Theismann- as in Heisman- fill the air with footballs. 68 00:03:29,489 --> 00:03:31,923 All right, who's the joker? 69 00:03:31,992 --> 00:03:36,861 I had a Nova and cream cheese on bagel with a slice of Bermuda in the fridge on the second shelf. 70 00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:38,921 Where's Belker? 71 00:03:38,999 --> 00:03:42,366 [Woman On Radio] Dispatch. We have a 9-11. 72 00:03:42,435 --> 00:03:44,403 Armed robbery in progress. 73 00:03:44,471 --> 00:03:47,565 See surplus store, corner People's Drive, 124th Street. 74 00:05:40,286 --> 00:05:43,221 You know, my guidance counselor should have told me in high school, man... 75 00:05:43,289 --> 00:05:45,223 I got acting talent up the wazoo. 76 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:48,886 Oh, yeah? What kind of talent you got in that bottle there, lover? 77 00:05:48,962 --> 00:05:51,897 Hey, I poured the top half of this into the sink, Neal. 78 00:05:51,965 --> 00:05:54,092 - Mm-hmm. - [Car Horn Honks] 79 00:05:55,101 --> 00:05:57,092 Hey, that's him coming out. 80 00:06:02,475 --> 00:06:05,410 [Washington] Looks like he's heading for the underpass. 81 00:06:05,478 --> 00:06:08,504 Tell you what. Let's nail him at the other end. 82 00:06:08,581 --> 00:06:11,015 - Hey. You got the bread? - Yeah, I got it. 83 00:06:11,084 --> 00:06:14,247 - Don't make it too blatant. - Hey, I'm telling you- People v. Fernandez. 84 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,254 Dollar collars are dynamite. 85 00:06:16,322 --> 00:06:18,756 Besides, I gotta make it a little blatant. 86 00:06:18,825 --> 00:06:22,022 I don't look like an 82-year-old lame, blind broad trying to cross the street. 87 00:06:22,095 --> 00:06:24,893 Yeah, you got that right. You look worse. 88 00:06:54,127 --> 00:06:58,120 - Hey, bro, you got the time? - [Snoring] 89 00:07:00,633 --> 00:07:02,828 Freeze, my man! Police. 90 00:07:02,902 --> 00:07:05,996 - [LaRue Groans] - Halt! Police! 91 00:07:07,874 --> 00:07:09,865 Police! Halt! 92 00:07:13,646 --> 00:07:16,479 [Screams] Oh, God! 93 00:07:16,549 --> 00:07:18,483 [Grunting, Yelling] 94 00:07:18,551 --> 00:07:21,486 Come here, turkey! Get down here! 95 00:07:21,554 --> 00:07:24,250 - [Man Screaming] - Oh, man. It's your knee, isn't it? 96 00:07:24,324 --> 00:07:27,760 - It's cool, baby. It's cool. - I was just trying to help the old dude! 97 00:07:27,827 --> 00:07:30,421 - He was losing his money! - Aw, shut up. 98 00:07:30,497 --> 00:07:33,432 - Oh, man. - [Groaning] 99 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:36,264 - He was losin'his money! - Shut up! 100 00:07:36,402 --> 00:07:41,032 - [Cuckoo Clock Cuckooing] - Here I am, carrying a wire against Roy Snyder's goon... 101 00:07:41,107 --> 00:07:43,940 and you don't even know if the-if the glue is waterproof. 102 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:46,808 Mick, I told you I sweat a lot. 103 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:51,283 I know it's gonna fall off. You think I like doing this? 104 00:07:51,351 --> 00:07:53,285 Morris, calm down. 105 00:07:53,353 --> 00:07:56,789 Calm down, he says. I owe 1,300 bucks at 20% a week. 106 00:07:56,856 --> 00:07:59,791 Morris, for a lousy 1,300 what are they gonna do? 107 00:07:59,859 --> 00:08:02,828 They're not gonna go after your family or anything. 108 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:05,330 My family? What about me? 109 00:08:05,398 --> 00:08:09,562 Mick, do you know what a 10:00 appointment means to these guys? 110 00:08:09,636 --> 00:08:13,072 A 10:00 appointment means- means bones. Ribs. 111 00:08:13,139 --> 00:08:15,073 [Belker] Internal organs. 112 00:08:15,141 --> 00:08:17,075 - [Banging On Door] - [Bell Dings] 113 00:08:17,143 --> 00:08:19,077 Oh, God. 114 00:08:19,145 --> 00:08:21,136 He's here. 115 00:08:25,251 --> 00:08:27,742 - [Banging On Door] - [Bell Dinging] 116 00:08:53,947 --> 00:08:57,849 So, Morris, what's it gonna be- 117 00:08:57,917 --> 00:09:00,215 cash or broken bones? 118 00:09:00,286 --> 00:09:03,050 Oh, well, that's what l- I was just thinking about. 119 00:09:03,122 --> 00:09:07,422 I mean, let's face it, Stanley- l- I already got broken bones. 120 00:09:07,493 --> 00:09:10,621 Oh, so you're gonna pay. That's good. 121 00:09:10,697 --> 00:09:12,688 Well, that's not what l- I meant. 122 00:09:15,068 --> 00:09:18,731 I mean, not- not exactly. 123 00:09:19,873 --> 00:09:23,741 Nice plaster job. 124 00:09:23,810 --> 00:09:26,506 How many places it break, anyway? 125 00:09:27,881 --> 00:09:30,145 Multiple, uh- Multiple fractures, Stanley. 126 00:09:30,216 --> 00:09:32,150 [Stanley] What a shame. 127 00:09:32,218 --> 00:09:35,710 I swear, Morris, I always go for the clean break. 128 00:09:35,788 --> 00:09:38,780 Okay, just- just take your hands off- off the cast. 129 00:09:38,858 --> 00:09:42,316 You're sweating like a pig, Morris. 130 00:09:42,395 --> 00:09:44,920 Don't. You'll break the wire. 131 00:09:44,998 --> 00:09:47,296 - The what? - Wire! 132 00:09:47,367 --> 00:09:49,301 I'm wearing a wire, Stanley. 133 00:09:49,369 --> 00:09:53,897 I just wanna show it to you so you won't- so you won't think I'm pulling a fast one. 134 00:09:53,973 --> 00:09:56,942 I'll yank it out- yank it out for you. 135 00:09:57,010 --> 00:10:00,605 - Well, now we're even-steven. - Come on. 136 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,580 Police! You freeze it, hairbag! 137 00:10:02,649 --> 00:10:05,846 Oh, no! No, Stanley! No! Oh, no! No! 138 00:10:11,224 --> 00:10:13,692 [Grunting] 139 00:10:22,335 --> 00:10:24,394 - [Alarm Bell Ringing] - [Tires Screech] 140 00:10:32,879 --> 00:10:35,541 You back off! Aaah! 141 00:10:41,587 --> 00:10:45,284 [Growling] 142 00:10:47,794 --> 00:10:51,491 [Growling Continues] 143 00:10:51,564 --> 00:10:54,658 [Bates, Coffey Yelling, Grunting] 144 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,505 - Back up! - Uh-uh. 145 00:11:02,575 --> 00:11:04,509 Come on, back up. 146 00:11:04,577 --> 00:11:06,511 Dispatch. Officer in need. 147 00:11:06,579 --> 00:11:09,707 Request immediate backup, 600 block, Jefferson Avenue. Officer will assist. 148 00:11:09,782 --> 00:11:13,183 There is no way that I'm gonna get involved in this. I'm gonna tell ya that going in. 149 00:11:13,252 --> 00:11:15,186 I don't mind unofficial assist... 150 00:11:15,254 --> 00:11:18,189 but there is no way I'm gonna get stuck with something like this... 151 00:11:18,257 --> 00:11:21,385 and have to spend the entire night cooling my heels in night court. 152 00:11:21,461 --> 00:11:23,395 [Tires Screech] 153 00:11:23,463 --> 00:11:26,364 [Bates Shouting, Groaning] 154 00:11:26,432 --> 00:11:30,368 Well, flog my dolphin! Look at that woman. She's a physical phenomenon! 155 00:11:30,436 --> 00:11:32,768 [Hill] You gonna just stand there and announce? 156 00:11:32,839 --> 00:11:35,774 I think the situation is pretty much under control, don't you? 157 00:11:35,842 --> 00:11:39,676 - Hey! Hey! Get back! - [Grunting, Groaning] 158 00:11:39,746 --> 00:11:41,714 Right on! 159 00:11:41,781 --> 00:11:43,908 Right on! Bravissimo! 160 00:11:43,983 --> 00:11:46,417 Bravissimo! Right on, brothers and sisters! 161 00:11:46,486 --> 00:11:49,478 - [Bates Yelling] - [Grunting, Yelling Continue] 162 00:12:01,634 --> 00:12:04,501 Oh, you look radiant. 163 00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,504 Oh, Phil. 164 00:12:06,572 --> 00:12:09,097 Parakeet, what's the matter? 165 00:12:09,175 --> 00:12:11,336 Could we speak privately? 166 00:12:23,723 --> 00:12:25,714 I may be with child. 167 00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:28,454 With child? 168 00:12:29,996 --> 00:12:31,930 Pregnant. 169 00:12:31,998 --> 00:12:33,932 Pregnant? You? 170 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,093 Don't be upset, Phil. L- l- 171 00:12:36,169 --> 00:12:39,468 - Are you sure? - No, not yet. 172 00:12:39,539 --> 00:12:43,441 But my body is an incredibly fine instrument. 173 00:12:43,509 --> 00:12:46,342 Of course it is. It's magnificent. 174 00:12:46,412 --> 00:12:48,346 No, no. [Laughs] 175 00:12:48,414 --> 00:12:51,781 What I mean is, there are those of us... 176 00:12:51,851 --> 00:12:54,820 who run like perfectly oiled watches... 177 00:12:54,887 --> 00:12:58,618 year after year, tick after tick... 178 00:12:58,691 --> 00:13:03,958 and when there is the slightest variation in bodily rhythm... 179 00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:05,964 as there is now- 180 00:13:06,032 --> 00:13:08,967 Oh, darling, you are upset. I sense it. 181 00:13:09,035 --> 00:13:11,833 No. No, not at all. Au contraire. 182 00:13:11,904 --> 00:13:16,238 In fact, Grace, this is wonderful. 183 00:13:16,309 --> 00:13:18,641 - A wee one. - [Sighs] 184 00:13:18,711 --> 00:13:20,872 A little Esterhaus. 185 00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:24,545 It is a little Esterhaus? 186 00:13:24,617 --> 00:13:27,780 Oh, there's no doubt about it, Phil. 187 00:13:27,854 --> 00:13:30,687 If I am pregnant... 188 00:13:30,756 --> 00:13:32,690 it's yours. 189 00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:35,386 - Oh, Grace! It would be a miracle! - [Laughs] 190 00:13:35,461 --> 00:13:38,396 - [Kiss] - No, wait- No, wait a minute, Phil. 191 00:13:38,464 --> 00:13:40,398 [Sighs] 192 00:13:40,466 --> 00:13:44,402 I'm not sure exactly how I feel about it. 193 00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:47,405 I mean, a- a baby now. 194 00:13:47,473 --> 00:13:49,407 Us. 195 00:13:49,475 --> 00:13:52,000 Grace, think of it. 196 00:13:52,078 --> 00:13:54,911 A progeny of our own. 197 00:13:56,516 --> 00:14:00,384 Phillip Freemason Esterhaus Jr. 198 00:14:00,453 --> 00:14:03,286 [Chuckling] 199 00:14:03,356 --> 00:14:07,190 We could enroll him in Sand Creek's nude nursery encounter group. 200 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:09,194 Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. 201 00:14:09,262 --> 00:14:12,197 [Laughing] 202 00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:19,061 You really want to call him Phillip Freemason Esterhaus Jr? 203 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,214 Come on, Stanley. Please? 204 00:14:29,282 --> 00:14:33,082 Come on, move! Move! Stand there! 205 00:14:34,654 --> 00:14:38,715 This guy is probably gonna need some stitches and a tetanus shot. 206 00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:40,725 All right, listen up. 207 00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:42,727 You have the right to remain silent. 208 00:14:42,795 --> 00:14:46,231 If you give up the right to remain silent, anything you say can be used against you. 209 00:14:46,299 --> 00:14:49,234 You have the right to speak with an attorney and have an attorney present during questioning. 210 00:14:49,302 --> 00:14:53,261 If you cannot afford one, an attorney will be appointed for you before questioning. 211 00:14:53,339 --> 00:14:55,330 You understand? 212 00:14:57,076 --> 00:14:59,237 Do you understand? 213 00:14:59,312 --> 00:15:02,247 Do you think you could try reading him his rights any faster... 214 00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:04,749 or with any less tonality, Detective? 215 00:15:06,452 --> 00:15:09,387 Tip it. Watch your hands. Watch your hands. 216 00:15:09,455 --> 00:15:12,390 [Chattering Continues] 217 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,619 - Your knee all right, Neal? - Yeah. 218 00:15:14,694 --> 00:15:16,628 Uh, Miss Davenport. 219 00:15:16,696 --> 00:15:18,596 Good morning, gentlemen. 220 00:15:18,664 --> 00:15:22,293 MaxwellJenkins, late of St. Louis, Missouri. 221 00:15:22,368 --> 00:15:25,860 Mr. Jenkins is the prime suspect in six unsolved robberies... 222 00:15:25,938 --> 00:15:29,874 of welfare and social security checks from senior citizens in the last month. 223 00:15:29,942 --> 00:15:33,537 He comes with many deluxe features, including atrocious breath. 224 00:15:33,613 --> 00:15:36,207 - May I? - Be warned, Miss Davenport. 225 00:15:36,282 --> 00:15:40,912 The part under "Peculiarities, Deformities, Scars and Tattoos"... 226 00:15:40,987 --> 00:15:42,978 is very R-rated. 227 00:15:50,363 --> 00:15:53,093 Your lawyer, you lucky boy scout. 228 00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:58,870 We do have a welfare check suspect. Yes. Bye. 229 00:15:59,939 --> 00:16:01,873 Hello, counselor. 230 00:16:01,941 --> 00:16:04,466 So you guys are at it again- the old dollar collar. 231 00:16:04,543 --> 00:16:07,671 LaRue's and Washington's. It's yours? 232 00:16:07,747 --> 00:16:10,682 And may I say, if you care for a little expert legal counsel... 233 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,685 it's the most blatant case of entrapment I think I've ever encountered. 234 00:16:13,753 --> 00:16:16,187 Let me read between the lines a little. 235 00:16:16,255 --> 00:16:19,224 They trail him all over town, obviously because the tip they have on him... 236 00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:22,227 is a thousand miles short of probable cause to arrest. 237 00:16:22,295 --> 00:16:25,230 They completely lure him into something he could never have considered... 238 00:16:25,298 --> 00:16:28,233 if they hadn't mapped it all out for him. 239 00:16:28,301 --> 00:16:32,067 Then they don't even have enough sense of justice to bury the money in a pocket or someplace... 240 00:16:32,138 --> 00:16:37,166 so as not to attract some Good Samaritan like, heaven forbid, you or me. 241 00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:40,212 Very persuasive, counselor, but I checked with Det. Washington on this one. 242 00:16:40,279 --> 00:16:42,839 - The guy was walking away with the money. - Allegedly. 243 00:16:42,915 --> 00:16:45,850 Oh, come on, Joyce. You're talking legalese at me. 244 00:16:45,918 --> 00:16:49,081 Last month three elderly women wound up in County Emergency... 245 00:16:49,155 --> 00:16:52,090 because of a guy who looked a hell of a lot like MaxwellJenkins. 246 00:16:52,158 --> 00:16:55,685 We all know the courts have approved decoy arrests, even when they're dollar collars. 247 00:16:55,761 --> 00:16:57,695 I wouldn't care if it was a mink collar. 248 00:16:57,763 --> 00:17:00,027 - The courts have never approved entrapment. - Hey! 249 00:17:00,099 --> 00:17:02,567 You know as well as I do, the guy's a real low-life. 250 00:17:02,635 --> 00:17:04,569 He may be. But that's not the issue. 251 00:17:04,637 --> 00:17:08,869 What is the issue, it seems to me, is that your guys have to do a little better. 252 00:17:10,042 --> 00:17:12,670 See you in night court on this one. 253 00:17:13,979 --> 00:17:15,913 Oh, excuse me, Miss Davenport. 254 00:17:15,981 --> 00:17:19,917 Captain, we've got six possible complainants we want to bring in for lineups. 255 00:17:19,985 --> 00:17:22,579 [Furillo] Any objections, counselor? 256 00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:25,317 Would you care to be present? 257 00:17:25,391 --> 00:17:27,552 I have to get back. I'm on intake tonight. 258 00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:30,925 But be my guest. No objections at all. 259 00:17:33,032 --> 00:17:34,966 - Line 'em up, Neal. - Right. 260 00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:37,468 Oh, just a second. How's your knee? 261 00:17:37,536 --> 00:17:39,470 Oh, I'll... probably be better tomorrow. 262 00:17:39,538 --> 00:17:42,473 Just getting out of shape for those 40-yard sprints, is all, you know. 263 00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:44,907 That the one you hurt in college? 264 00:17:44,977 --> 00:17:47,969 Don't know what it is. It'll be okay tomorrow. 265 00:17:52,251 --> 00:17:54,185 - This is Sarah. - Hi, Sarah. 266 00:17:54,253 --> 00:17:56,687 - How's the calendar look tonight? - Oh, real light. 267 00:17:56,756 --> 00:17:59,691 Light. Figures. There's a football game on. The spread's three and a half. 268 00:17:59,759 --> 00:18:04,059 - Personally involved? - No. I used to date the back-up quarterback for the Giants. 269 00:18:04,130 --> 00:18:07,566 - Oh? - He had really wonderful legs, as I recall. 270 00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:10,568 - Anyway, I still have a client to interview. - Oh? 271 00:18:10,636 --> 00:18:14,538 Right. Just picked up a beaut of an entrapment. 272 00:18:14,607 --> 00:18:18,543 By the time it gets to court, it's going to be a full-grown poisonous fruit. 273 00:18:18,611 --> 00:18:20,841 Tell you all about it later. 274 00:18:21,914 --> 00:18:23,848 Hey, Joycie. 275 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:26,407 - Allan. - I've been wanting to talk to you. 276 00:18:26,485 --> 00:18:29,921 It's a horrible place to meet, but you look gorgeous. 277 00:18:29,989 --> 00:18:31,923 Really spectacular. 278 00:18:31,991 --> 00:18:35,392 A-Are you losing weight? Because you- you look thin. Are you doing a little- 279 00:18:35,461 --> 00:18:39,864 What are you doing here, Allan? I thought you were making a killing in medical malpractice. 280 00:18:39,932 --> 00:18:41,866 That's a nice pun. 281 00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:44,767 - Actually, I am. Wachtel and Gerber. - [Men Arguing, Yelling] 282 00:18:44,837 --> 00:18:47,772 That's why I thought maybe you could help me out. Doing a favor for a guy. 283 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,774 You see that mountain over there? 284 00:18:49,842 --> 00:18:54,279 Well, some lunatic with a penchant for biting human flesh busted him. 285 00:18:54,346 --> 00:18:56,837 The guy's clean. Clean as a cucumber. 286 00:18:56,916 --> 00:19:00,249 - Then what do you need my help for? - Ah. 287 00:19:00,319 --> 00:19:02,310 Well, um... 288 00:19:03,622 --> 00:19:05,556 frankly, I heard, uh- 289 00:19:05,624 --> 00:19:07,888 I mean, um- 290 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,360 Word is out about you and Frank. 291 00:19:10,429 --> 00:19:13,956 So, I thought, you know, if I could tell you about the case... 292 00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:16,627 you could see what garbage it was... 293 00:19:16,702 --> 00:19:19,262 and maybe have a few words with the man. 294 00:19:19,338 --> 00:19:23,399 Surely you have informal lines of communication? 295 00:19:23,476 --> 00:19:25,410 [Chuckles] 296 00:19:25,478 --> 00:19:27,912 "Informal lines of communication"? 297 00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:31,643 I mean, the fate of the world isn't always decided in the living room, is it? 298 00:19:31,717 --> 00:19:34,515 - I'm genuinely disappointed in you, Allan. - Ah. 299 00:19:34,587 --> 00:19:38,284 I remember you were one of the brightest men in law school. 300 00:19:38,357 --> 00:19:41,087 You had fine sensibilities, ideals. 301 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,321 Let's not get too holier-than-thou, shall we? 302 00:19:43,395 --> 00:19:46,956 I mean, who would have thought you'd wind up copping pleas for the indigent... 303 00:19:47,032 --> 00:19:49,227 and shtumming a cop. 304 00:19:52,004 --> 00:19:54,529 We all change, dear. 305 00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:56,598 Some of us change, Wachtel. 306 00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:58,836 Others of us mutate. 307 00:20:02,681 --> 00:20:05,343 Frank, we gotta talk. 308 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:13,224 [Sighs] 309 00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:15,226 I just came from Uncle Benny's Toyland... 310 00:20:15,294 --> 00:20:18,229 and I don't mind telling you I'm more than a little upset. 311 00:20:18,297 --> 00:20:21,562 - About what? - Your son has been shoplifting. 312 00:20:21,634 --> 00:20:24,569 Oh, Fay, all kids go through phases like that. 313 00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:28,573 When I was a kid, I stole 15-cent Spauldings from Martinelli's Candy Store. 314 00:20:28,641 --> 00:20:30,575 No big deal. 315 00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:35,205 Well, where I come from, mister, stealing a $40 computer game is a plenty big deal. 316 00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:38,382 Well, what do you expect, Fay? 317 00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:41,044 Suddenly you're marrying a guy FrankJr. Hardly knows... 318 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,054 you yank him out of private school- 319 00:20:43,122 --> 00:20:45,056 With your blessing. 320 00:20:45,124 --> 00:20:47,058 All I'm saying is, that's a lot for a seven-year-old kid to handle. 321 00:20:47,126 --> 00:20:50,118 I told you you were moving too fast. 322 00:20:51,363 --> 00:20:54,298 This is no time for l-told-you-so's. 323 00:20:54,366 --> 00:20:57,301 Now, you have got a very big problem here. 324 00:20:57,369 --> 00:21:00,361 What does that mean, "I've" got a problem? 325 00:21:03,175 --> 00:21:05,268 Well, I, um- 326 00:21:05,344 --> 00:21:07,335 I called Harvey. 327 00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:09,347 Harvey. 328 00:21:09,415 --> 00:21:11,406 Yes, Harvey. 329 00:21:11,483 --> 00:21:13,417 He may be a nerd, Frank... 330 00:21:13,485 --> 00:21:16,318 but he's a first-rate psychologist. 331 00:21:16,388 --> 00:21:20,017 And he said that FrankJr. Shoplifted... 332 00:21:20,092 --> 00:21:23,084 because he wants to be caught by his father, the cop... 333 00:21:25,364 --> 00:21:27,798 that his biggest problem right now is his fear of losing you. 334 00:21:27,866 --> 00:21:30,528 - Losing me? That's ridiculous. - Have you told him that? 335 00:21:30,603 --> 00:21:34,095 Well, n-not in so many words. 336 00:21:35,274 --> 00:21:37,367 In how many words, then? 337 00:21:37,443 --> 00:21:42,346 All right, I admit maybe I've been avoiding the issue. 338 00:21:43,749 --> 00:21:46,684 Look, Fay, I may not have been going around shoplifting... 339 00:21:46,752 --> 00:21:49,687 but that doesn't mean this has been easy for me, either. 340 00:21:49,755 --> 00:21:52,747 I've been trying to work through some fears of my own, you know. 341 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,955 Fear of losing my son's love to another man, for one thing. 342 00:21:58,030 --> 00:22:01,363 Not to mention a little- a little jealousy. 343 00:22:01,433 --> 00:22:03,424 You're jealous? 344 00:22:03,502 --> 00:22:05,231 Of whom? 345 00:22:05,304 --> 00:22:08,239 We might not have had the best marriage in the world, Fay... 346 00:22:08,307 --> 00:22:11,606 but that doesn't mean I'm without strong feelings for you. 347 00:22:15,781 --> 00:22:20,047 L-l- I feel like I'm going to cry, Frank. 348 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,053 Uh... 349 00:22:22,121 --> 00:22:25,488 tell FrankJr. I'll pick him up around 6:30. 350 00:22:25,557 --> 00:22:28,856 Just the two of us. We'll have a man-to-man and work it out. Okay? 351 00:22:31,563 --> 00:22:33,497 Thank you, Frank. 352 00:22:33,565 --> 00:22:35,260 - Oh- - [Clears Throat] 353 00:22:35,334 --> 00:22:37,268 Nothing to thank me for. 354 00:22:37,336 --> 00:22:40,499 I am the boy's father, after all. 355 00:22:40,572 --> 00:22:43,006 And you always will be. 356 00:22:58,357 --> 00:23:01,292 I want you to call this- 2-6-4- 357 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,225 - Hi, Phil. - Fay, how goes it? 358 00:23:03,295 --> 00:23:05,229 I'm fine. How are you? 359 00:23:05,297 --> 00:23:07,231 I'm glad you asked. 360 00:23:07,299 --> 00:23:10,632 Fay, may I divulge a little secret? Hmm? 361 00:23:10,703 --> 00:23:12,637 Certainly. 362 00:23:12,705 --> 00:23:15,640 - It seems I'm gonna be a father. - [Gasps] 363 00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:17,642 Really? 364 00:23:17,710 --> 00:23:20,076 Oh, Phil, I am so happy for you! 365 00:23:20,145 --> 00:23:24,081 - Way to go, tiger. So, who's the mother? - Well, Grace, of course. 366 00:23:24,149 --> 00:23:26,709 - Oh. - Why "Oh"? 367 00:23:26,785 --> 00:23:29,219 Oh. Oh. Oh, nothing. Oh, no, i-it- 368 00:23:29,288 --> 00:23:32,223 l-I'm sure Grace is a very healthy woman, Phil. 369 00:23:32,291 --> 00:23:34,225 It's just that, well, statistically... 370 00:23:34,293 --> 00:23:38,320 there's a higher chance for birth defects among women over 35. 371 00:23:38,397 --> 00:23:41,332 Maybe Grace should have an amniocentesis, just to be on the safe side. 372 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,334 Amniocentesis? 373 00:23:43,402 --> 00:23:47,031 On the up side, there are studies that indicate that the offspring of older parents... 374 00:23:47,106 --> 00:23:50,098 have a tendency towards genius-level I.Q.'s. 375 00:23:50,175 --> 00:23:53,110 You and Grace could have another Albert Schweitzer on your hands. 376 00:23:53,178 --> 00:23:55,112 - No. - Why not? 377 00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:58,115 Henry, what if I'm not smart enough to talk to my own kid? 378 00:23:58,183 --> 00:24:02,119 What if he spends all his time at school and in the library, ignoring me? 379 00:24:02,187 --> 00:24:05,054 I could wind up a lonely old man sitting on a park bench... 380 00:24:05,124 --> 00:24:07,058 feeding the pigeons. 381 00:24:07,126 --> 00:24:09,560 Oh, Phil, I doubt that. 382 00:24:09,628 --> 00:24:12,893 Well, I won't put up with it, I can assure you. 383 00:24:12,965 --> 00:24:15,661 I'll find a way to break through. 384 00:24:20,038 --> 00:24:21,972 Uh- 385 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,508 [Sirens Wailing] 386 00:24:27,746 --> 00:24:29,680 [Man] This way, guys. 387 00:24:29,748 --> 00:24:33,184 - Guys, look out. - [People Chattering] 388 00:24:33,252 --> 00:24:35,447 Let us get through. 389 00:24:38,423 --> 00:24:42,519 All right, let us through here. Police. Come on. Back up. 390 00:24:42,594 --> 00:24:45,529 [Speaking Spanish] 391 00:24:45,597 --> 00:24:48,532 - [Man] Aren't you a little late? - Move back. Stay back. 392 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,535 - It was a green Cutlass, man. - All right, just wait there. 393 00:24:51,603 --> 00:24:54,197 [Speaking Spanish] 394 00:24:54,273 --> 00:24:56,741 [Speaking Spanish] 395 00:24:56,809 --> 00:24:59,073 - We've got to get her out of here. - Help me. 396 00:25:01,046 --> 00:25:03,276 - Two boys and a girl, man. - Do you know who they were? 397 00:25:03,348 --> 00:25:05,316 Yeah, the Vaqueros. I saw them. 398 00:25:05,384 --> 00:25:08,319 The shooters, man- the ones who tried to shoot her brother- they shot her. 399 00:25:08,387 --> 00:25:11,413 - It was a '69 Cutlass. - All right. All right. We gotta find the brother. 400 00:25:11,490 --> 00:25:13,219 All right? Where's the brother? 401 00:25:13,292 --> 00:25:16,750 - [Siren Approaching] - No. No. [Speaking Spanish] 402 00:25:20,632 --> 00:25:23,999 Okay, give the ambulance some room, please. 403 00:25:24,069 --> 00:25:26,902 [Speaking Spanish] 404 00:25:26,972 --> 00:25:30,738 - That's him! That's the brother! - Hey, you, wait a minute. I want to talk to you. 405 00:25:30,809 --> 00:25:32,743 - Man doesn't even speak English. - All right. 406 00:25:32,811 --> 00:25:34,904 [Bates] Give the ambulance some room, please. 407 00:25:34,980 --> 00:25:36,914 It's no circus! Come on! 408 00:25:36,982 --> 00:25:39,109 - [Gunfire] - [Screaming] 409 00:25:47,326 --> 00:25:50,295 - [Explosions Cease] - [Man Speaking Spanish] 410 00:26:05,510 --> 00:26:07,944 - You got Los Angeles. - They gonna play at home? 411 00:26:08,013 --> 00:26:10,948 You got 'em. But you got 'em playin'here or there. 412 00:26:11,016 --> 00:26:12,950 - Boy, you- - Okay- 413 00:26:13,018 --> 00:26:15,953 - How many points you give me? - Houston 40 points over Chicago. 414 00:26:16,021 --> 00:26:19,047 - [Renko, Hill Laugh] - [Hill] That's a good bet. 415 00:26:19,124 --> 00:26:21,558 You'd take that one too. 416 00:26:21,627 --> 00:26:23,561 Hey, Joe. 417 00:26:23,629 --> 00:26:26,063 Hey, Luce. Why the long face? 418 00:26:26,131 --> 00:26:28,497 Looks like your goldfish died or something. 419 00:26:28,567 --> 00:26:30,501 Lighten up, will you, Renko. 420 00:26:30,569 --> 00:26:33,504 We just had a 10-year-old girl killed by some creep. 421 00:26:33,572 --> 00:26:35,506 Sorry, Lucy. 422 00:26:35,574 --> 00:26:37,508 - Hey, Renko. - What? 423 00:26:37,576 --> 00:26:39,976 Renko, I tell you what I'm gonna do. 424 00:26:40,045 --> 00:26:42,741 I'm gonna take New York minus the two and a half. 425 00:26:42,814 --> 00:26:46,079 - Yeah? Well, the spread is three points. - Is that right? 426 00:26:46,151 --> 00:26:50,588 Use your head. When's the last time New York even come close in a big game- about 1963? 427 00:26:50,656 --> 00:26:52,590 [Renko] I'll give you six- 428 00:26:52,658 --> 00:26:55,991 Astounding. A game of absolute military purity- 429 00:26:56,061 --> 00:27:00,259 - a game that even Clausewitz might have admired- - Yeah, and I'm the suckee. 430 00:27:00,332 --> 00:27:04,826 And they haven't the slightest interest in it, except to sully it with their gambling. 431 00:27:04,903 --> 00:27:09,135 Well, no one was laying odds at Omaha Beach, gentlemen. 432 00:27:09,207 --> 00:27:11,903 Ballantine... 433 00:27:11,977 --> 00:27:14,946 [Sighs] it's been the same since the time of the Caesars. 434 00:27:15,013 --> 00:27:18,471 [Man] Hey, could we have some eggs? What's happening? 435 00:27:18,550 --> 00:27:22,577 - How much is 14% of $1.85? - Would you like your change, sir? Sir? 436 00:27:24,289 --> 00:27:26,655 [Chuckles] 437 00:27:26,725 --> 00:27:30,058 The truth is, Napoleon would have been a perfect N.F.L. Coach. 438 00:27:30,128 --> 00:27:32,790 Daring, imaginative, and supremely self-confident- 439 00:27:36,168 --> 00:27:38,830 - [Dog Barking] - Judas- 440 00:27:42,274 --> 00:27:46,176 I want to see a citation issued to that individual. 441 00:27:46,244 --> 00:27:50,408 And while we're at it, let's check that animal's rabies status. 442 00:27:50,482 --> 00:27:52,416 Judas- 443 00:27:52,484 --> 00:27:57,421 Henry, did we get any help from Division Anticrime? 444 00:27:57,489 --> 00:27:59,684 Uh, three extra cabs... 445 00:27:59,758 --> 00:28:03,489 on the east side, north of the park, and the Von Steuben corridor. 446 00:28:03,562 --> 00:28:05,496 Everything is there, Henry. 447 00:28:05,564 --> 00:28:08,499 - Any word, Lieutenant? - We should have preliminary forensics in an hour. 448 00:28:08,567 --> 00:28:10,933 - No. Come in. - An A.P.B. Is out on the Cutlass. 449 00:28:11,003 --> 00:28:15,531 That's the one thing everybody seems to agree on- green Cutlass, three occupants. 450 00:28:15,607 --> 00:28:17,541 Gang intervention? 451 00:28:17,609 --> 00:28:20,544 The main thing now, as they see it, is to try to keep it isolated. 452 00:28:20,612 --> 00:28:22,546 - [Speaking Spanish] - [Woman] District Attorney's office. 453 00:28:22,614 --> 00:28:24,548 - Assistant D.A. Costa. - Who's calling? 454 00:28:24,616 --> 00:28:26,550 - Captain Frank Furillo. - [Spanish Continues] 455 00:28:26,618 --> 00:28:29,052 - [Woman] I'm sorry. He's in court. - When does he get out? 456 00:28:29,121 --> 00:28:32,557 - About an hour. - Okay, have him call me. Yeah. Thanks. 457 00:28:32,624 --> 00:28:35,559 Anybody run a computer check on the brother? 458 00:28:35,627 --> 00:28:39,563 - Yeah. Couple of juveniles, grand larceny auto, assault. - [Spanish Continues] 459 00:28:39,631 --> 00:28:42,191 This could blow, Frank. Pagans and Vaqueros. 460 00:28:42,267 --> 00:28:45,828 - Both young, both want to get on the boards. - It's a jungle out there! 461 00:28:45,904 --> 00:28:50,034 - I know, but- - What the hell's the sense? I mean, a 10-year-old girl. 462 00:28:51,043 --> 00:28:52,977 Perez. Easy. 463 00:28:53,045 --> 00:28:55,036 Yeah. 464 00:28:56,515 --> 00:28:58,881 Okay, my man, it's 10 after 4:00. 465 00:28:58,950 --> 00:29:01,885 - I suggest we take this baby into the stable- - Hey, look at that. 466 00:29:01,953 --> 00:29:04,217 - What? - [Tires Screeching] 467 00:29:04,289 --> 00:29:06,223 Are you crazy? Get outta here. 468 00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:08,225 That's a no left turn, 4:00 to 6:00 p.m. 469 00:29:08,293 --> 00:29:11,228 Bobby, I just said it's 10 after 4:00. Look at my watch. 470 00:29:11,296 --> 00:29:15,027 Oh, look, my watch has stopped. We don't even know what time it is. 471 00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:18,035 - Hey, we haven't done anything all day. - Bobby, this guy looks bad. 472 00:29:18,103 --> 00:29:21,038 - Hey, we're just giving him a ticket. - Bobby, please? 473 00:29:21,106 --> 00:29:23,267 No. No, we're gonna do it. Here we go. 474 00:29:23,341 --> 00:29:25,536 [Siren Wailing] 475 00:29:34,186 --> 00:29:39,818 I can hear it now: "License and registration. License and registration, please." 476 00:29:44,496 --> 00:29:47,829 [Renko] Oh, no. Get on with it. Get on with it. Get on with it. 477 00:29:50,602 --> 00:29:53,537 - License and registration. - [Speaking Spanish] 478 00:29:53,605 --> 00:29:55,539 It's only two minutes to 4:00, man. 479 00:29:55,607 --> 00:29:57,541 You made an illegal left hand turn. 480 00:29:57,609 --> 00:30:00,544 Oh, come on, man! This really bites brown air! Let's just go! 481 00:30:00,612 --> 00:30:02,546 It's okay, there, compad- 482 00:30:02,614 --> 00:30:05,378 You don't have your license and registration? 483 00:30:05,450 --> 00:30:07,714 - I left it in my other jacket. - Oh, Lord. 484 00:30:07,786 --> 00:30:12,314 Step out of the vehicle, please. Let's go. Come on. 485 00:30:12,390 --> 00:30:15,325 - I got a game to go to tonight. - [Jingling] 486 00:30:15,393 --> 00:30:17,827 - Come on. Out of the car. - What is that? 487 00:30:17,896 --> 00:30:20,763 - Come on. Up against the car. - Hey, hey, slow up, pal. 488 00:30:20,832 --> 00:30:22,823 Spread 'em! 489 00:30:25,570 --> 00:30:28,505 [Laughs] It's the prince of the vending machine circuit. 490 00:30:28,573 --> 00:30:30,507 All right, pal. 491 00:30:30,575 --> 00:30:33,510 - What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? - Renko! Renko! 492 00:30:33,578 --> 00:30:36,012 - Do you have any idea what time of day it is now? - Renko, Renko- 493 00:30:36,081 --> 00:30:38,015 You caught him. You skin him. 494 00:30:38,083 --> 00:30:41,883 You know what you just done to me? You have any idea in this world? 495 00:30:41,953 --> 00:30:46,322 - Let's go. - You can't even speak the English language, can you? 496 00:30:46,391 --> 00:30:48,882 [Thunder Rumbling] 497 00:30:54,799 --> 00:30:58,200 You better hurry, Francis. You're gonna be late for night court. 498 00:30:58,270 --> 00:31:01,831 Thanks, Phil. I'll be out of here in 10 minutes. 499 00:31:09,781 --> 00:31:11,772 Is everything all right, Phil? 500 00:31:13,451 --> 00:31:16,147 Well, in fact... 501 00:31:16,221 --> 00:31:19,622 uh, if you have a moment- 502 00:31:19,691 --> 00:31:22,216 Sure. Sit down. 503 00:31:24,329 --> 00:31:28,561 You know how some things are so important, you never think about them? 504 00:31:28,633 --> 00:31:34,196 And suddenly they become a possibility, so you think about 'em. 505 00:31:34,272 --> 00:31:36,536 Oh, yeah, I sure do. 506 00:31:40,745 --> 00:31:44,977 Well, for a while today, I thought I was gonna be a father. 507 00:31:46,318 --> 00:31:48,218 Grace? 508 00:31:50,855 --> 00:31:53,688 I just got a phone call. False alarm. 509 00:31:55,493 --> 00:31:58,485 I wanted it. I really wanted it! 510 00:31:59,965 --> 00:32:02,433 I know, Phil. 511 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,491 I'm sorry. 512 00:32:07,539 --> 00:32:11,441 Phillip Freemason Esterhaus Jr. 513 00:32:12,844 --> 00:32:14,835 [Sighs] 514 00:32:16,915 --> 00:32:18,906 C'est la vie. 515 00:32:22,621 --> 00:32:24,612 Night court. 516 00:32:50,982 --> 00:32:53,917 Your Honor, my client informs me that he was hungry. 517 00:32:53,985 --> 00:32:55,919 - Hungry. - [Whispers] Bobby! 518 00:32:55,987 --> 00:32:59,980 I understand, Miss Williams. But that was 12.95-a-pound chateaubriand- 519 00:33:00,058 --> 00:33:02,652 Jane's brother-in-law has a video tape recorder. 520 00:33:02,727 --> 00:33:05,662 I'm gonna pick that sucker up and whisk it over toJane's bedroom... 521 00:33:05,730 --> 00:33:07,664 faster than grain through a goose. 522 00:33:07,732 --> 00:33:12,066 And then, Lord be with me, if nobody tells me the score of the game, I got it- 523 00:33:12,137 --> 00:33:14,002 - [Gavel Pounding] - Gentlemen. 524 00:33:14,072 --> 00:33:15,869 What? 525 00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:17,669 Knock it off! 526 00:33:17,742 --> 00:33:20,677 Come on, George, give me a break. 527 00:33:20,745 --> 00:33:23,680 This alleged lowlife is the scourge of the Hill. 528 00:33:23,748 --> 00:33:26,683 - He's been preying on old people, you know. - I understand all that. 529 00:33:26,751 --> 00:33:30,243 But you shouldn't have run those lineups, especially not with Schiller sitting in night court. 530 00:33:30,322 --> 00:33:34,622 Did Joyce happen to mention to you, uh, Fruits of the Poisonous Tree? 531 00:33:34,693 --> 00:33:36,627 Fruits of the- 532 00:33:36,695 --> 00:33:38,629 Poisonous Tree. 533 00:33:38,697 --> 00:33:42,292 A legal doctrine which holds that if an arrest is illegal... 534 00:33:42,367 --> 00:33:46,064 certain evidence which police gather as a result of that arrest is tainted... 535 00:33:46,137 --> 00:33:48,071 and gets the toss. 536 00:33:48,139 --> 00:33:51,233 She consented to those lineups. She walked right out the door. 537 00:33:51,309 --> 00:33:54,210 She let you put your foot into it. That's all. 538 00:33:54,279 --> 00:33:56,213 One entrapment deserves another, Furillo. 539 00:33:56,281 --> 00:33:59,216 You don't just lose your dollar collar, you lose 'em all. 540 00:33:59,284 --> 00:34:01,218 See you in court. 541 00:34:01,286 --> 00:34:03,652 That's why they call Schiller "Let 'Em Go Mo." 542 00:34:03,722 --> 00:34:05,656 [Door Opens, Closes] 543 00:34:05,724 --> 00:34:08,158 Please, George, get behind me on this one. 544 00:34:08,226 --> 00:34:11,161 I'm trying to keep the lid on a cesspool up there. 545 00:34:11,229 --> 00:34:14,392 What the hell do you think we're trying to do down here? 546 00:34:16,801 --> 00:34:19,702 [Door Opens] 547 00:34:26,444 --> 00:34:28,878 [LaRue] I wonder what's going on with that game? 548 00:34:28,947 --> 00:34:31,040 Don't talk about it. I'm having it taped. 549 00:34:31,116 --> 00:34:33,584 Twenty-six on the calendar- Stanley Felt. Complaint by Detective Belker. 550 00:34:33,651 --> 00:34:37,382 [Bailiff] Your Honor, the defendant has three outstanding warrants. 551 00:34:38,590 --> 00:34:41,491 - Mick- - Come on. Move your leg, hairball. 552 00:34:42,494 --> 00:34:44,485 Allan Wachtel for defendant Felt. 553 00:34:47,132 --> 00:34:50,431 You think you can get maybe 30 days on this dirtbag? 554 00:34:50,502 --> 00:34:53,437 Your Honor, my client was the innocent victim... 555 00:34:53,505 --> 00:34:57,339 of a brutal, animalistic assault by arresting officer Belker... 556 00:34:57,409 --> 00:34:59,400 [Growling] 557 00:35:01,846 --> 00:35:04,781 - And two uniformed patrol persons... - [Growling Continues] 558 00:35:09,554 --> 00:35:12,921 - One of them a very sadistic female. - [Growling Continues] 559 00:35:14,692 --> 00:35:18,458 Would Detective Belker kindly put a muzzle on. 560 00:35:20,698 --> 00:35:24,930 Allan, your man has seven cases. 561 00:35:25,003 --> 00:35:30,669 He's been a knee-buster for local sharks for 10 years. So who's kidding who? 562 00:35:33,611 --> 00:35:35,772 Will counsel approach? 563 00:35:39,017 --> 00:35:41,008 What'd the D.A. Say, Captain? 564 00:35:42,654 --> 00:35:45,782 He said we have a fatal infestation... 565 00:35:45,857 --> 00:35:48,792 of fruits of the poisonous tree. 566 00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:50,794 What's that mean? 567 00:35:50,862 --> 00:35:53,797 Means we're gonna go down the tubes on this one. 568 00:35:53,865 --> 00:35:55,799 I'll talk to the dude. 569 00:35:55,867 --> 00:35:59,200 - You may step back, gentlemen. - Thank you, Your Honor. 570 00:35:59,270 --> 00:36:02,205 You've been a rather difficult man for the courts to get hold of. 571 00:36:02,273 --> 00:36:04,707 - What'd ya get? Fifteen days, maybe? - Forget about 15 days. 572 00:36:04,776 --> 00:36:09,076 He's sniffing "D"felony time on various old manure... 573 00:36:09,147 --> 00:36:13,083 and it looks like he is gonna prefer to tell tales on Snyder and the rest of those sharks. 574 00:36:13,151 --> 00:36:16,917 - Very good, Belker. We fell into a biggie. - Thank you. 575 00:36:16,988 --> 00:36:19,252 That's correct, Your Honor. 576 00:36:19,324 --> 00:36:21,554 Next case. 577 00:36:21,626 --> 00:36:23,560 Twenty-seven on the calendar- MaxwellJenkins. 578 00:36:23,628 --> 00:36:26,222 Complaint by Detective Washington. 579 00:36:26,297 --> 00:36:28,527 We're on, lover. 580 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,036 Who took it? It's gone. I put it here five minutes ago. 581 00:36:32,103 --> 00:36:35,095 It's a $500 coat. I don't believe this! 582 00:36:35,173 --> 00:36:37,937 - [Gavel Banging] - Did you take my coat? I don't believe this! 583 00:36:39,811 --> 00:36:42,211 Would counsel kindly take it outside? 584 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,942 - Don't have a coat. - Captain Furillo! 585 00:36:45,016 --> 00:36:46,950 Perhaps one of your men could- 586 00:36:47,018 --> 00:36:50,613 Take a 416 from Mr. Wachtel? Certainly, Your Honor. 587 00:36:50,688 --> 00:36:53,088 Officer Grayson, would you, uh- 588 00:36:53,157 --> 00:36:57,116 Hmph. You try to help these people out, and look what happens. 589 00:36:57,195 --> 00:37:00,562 It's 100% cashmere- All right. Got the point. Thanks. 590 00:37:00,632 --> 00:37:03,533 Mr. D.A., I'd like to talk with you for a moment. 591 00:37:03,601 --> 00:37:07,093 [Judge Schiller] Mr. District Attorney, Miss Davenport. 592 00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:11,274 [Bailiff] Your Honor? 593 00:37:11,342 --> 00:37:13,674 [Whispering] 594 00:37:15,513 --> 00:37:18,676 There will be a, uh, 10-minute recess. 595 00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:21,742 [Spectators Murmuring] 596 00:37:38,603 --> 00:37:42,198 - [TV: Announcer, Indistinct] - Detective Washington. I'd like to see the D.A. About my case. 597 00:37:42,273 --> 00:37:45,709 - You're gonna have to wait. It's not the right time. - The spread's three and a half. 598 00:37:45,777 --> 00:37:47,836 What's he doing kicking a field goal? 599 00:37:47,912 --> 00:37:50,813 [Announcer] Danelojust has a chip shot-32 yards. 600 00:37:50,882 --> 00:37:53,976 He's 11 of 13 from inside the 30. 601 00:37:54,052 --> 00:37:56,646 Come on, guys, go for it. 602 00:37:56,721 --> 00:37:59,246 Are you crazy? It's only second down. 603 00:37:59,324 --> 00:38:01,656 Forget it. I changed my mind. 604 00:38:01,726 --> 00:38:03,660 I don't believe this. Touchdown. Touchdown. 605 00:38:03,728 --> 00:38:08,097 Don't forget, Miss Davenport, if the Giants kick a field goal, you owe us a lunch. 606 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:11,434 [Shouting, Laughing] 607 00:38:11,502 --> 00:38:14,494 [Davenport] Giants, you really disappoint me. 608 00:38:20,612 --> 00:38:24,048 You know, Luce, there's always an upside. 609 00:38:24,115 --> 00:38:26,049 Yeah? What? 610 00:38:26,117 --> 00:38:28,051 We drew double shift, right? 611 00:38:28,119 --> 00:38:31,714 - How can you joke at a time like this? - How can you not joke? 612 00:38:31,789 --> 00:38:33,723 Yeah. 613 00:38:33,791 --> 00:38:36,726 - Hey, why don't you drive for a while? - No. 614 00:38:36,794 --> 00:38:38,989 - Come on, my back hurts. - No! 615 00:38:51,275 --> 00:38:53,209 [Gavel Bangs] 616 00:38:53,277 --> 00:38:57,236 Will the parties step up. You too, officers. 617 00:39:03,721 --> 00:39:07,282 Off the record, gentlemen, I wanted to be sure you understand... 618 00:39:07,358 --> 00:39:10,759 the reasons why I'm constrained to let Mr. Jenkins go. 619 00:39:10,828 --> 00:39:12,762 Do you? 620 00:39:12,830 --> 00:39:14,764 No, Your Honor. 621 00:39:14,832 --> 00:39:19,701 Neal, the judge's position is that you singled outJenkins and lured him into criminality. 622 00:39:19,771 --> 00:39:22,706 Without that entrapment, we wouldn't have the lineup identifications... 623 00:39:22,774 --> 00:39:25,709 so the evidence is tainted and can't be used. 624 00:39:25,777 --> 00:39:29,110 Therefore, the judge has to set low bail because our cases are very weak. 625 00:39:29,180 --> 00:39:31,114 Is that an accurate paraphrase, Your Honor? 626 00:39:31,182 --> 00:39:33,650 Absolutely. 627 00:39:33,718 --> 00:39:35,913 The rest is garbage, my friends. 628 00:39:35,987 --> 00:39:39,252 But what about The People v. Fernandez, Your Honor? 629 00:39:39,323 --> 00:39:42,121 And what law school did you graduate, Detective? 630 00:39:42,193 --> 00:39:44,525 Have you any idea the difference... 631 00:39:44,595 --> 00:39:47,894 between a People v. Fernandez random decoy... 632 00:39:47,965 --> 00:39:51,901 and a People v. Robles premeditated entrapment? 633 00:39:51,969 --> 00:39:55,370 Judge, if you let him walk out of here, you know he's gonna skip. 634 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,705 Well, yes, the Court has some expectation... 635 00:39:58,776 --> 00:40:03,372 that the defendant may make use... 636 00:40:03,448 --> 00:40:06,645 of this nation's highly developed system... 637 00:40:06,718 --> 00:40:11,246 of intercity bus transport. 638 00:40:11,322 --> 00:40:14,883 May the Court give Detective Washington some advice? 639 00:40:14,959 --> 00:40:18,861 You bring me something I can live with... 640 00:40:18,930 --> 00:40:21,626 and I'll throw away the key. 641 00:40:21,699 --> 00:40:24,099 The parties may step back. 642 00:40:33,311 --> 00:40:37,941 Your Honor, our application is for release of defendant on his own recognizance. 643 00:40:38,015 --> 00:40:39,949 Denied. Five-thousand-dollar bond. 644 00:40:40,017 --> 00:40:42,508 A cash alternative, Your Honor? 645 00:40:42,587 --> 00:40:45,317 Of course. Twenty-five dollar cash bail. 646 00:40:45,389 --> 00:40:47,414 - [Gavel Bangs] - Next case. 647 00:40:47,492 --> 00:40:49,426 Your Honor, sir, can I ask you something? 648 00:40:49,494 --> 00:40:51,428 What is that, Jenkins? 649 00:40:51,496 --> 00:40:56,160 No disrespect intended, but I heard that you heard what the football score was... 650 00:40:56,234 --> 00:41:00,000 and since it's a matter of some personal interest, I wonder if you could- 651 00:41:00,071 --> 00:41:02,096 Of course. It was- 652 00:41:02,173 --> 00:41:04,368 No! 653 00:41:04,442 --> 00:41:09,505 Yes! It was Giants 16, Washington 13. 654 00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:11,605 Danelo kicked a sudden death field goal. 655 00:41:11,682 --> 00:41:14,082 [Man Whispers] That's great. 656 00:41:14,152 --> 00:41:17,053 Give me my money, Renko. 657 00:41:17,121 --> 00:41:20,716 He has ruined my personal existence. 658 00:41:33,304 --> 00:41:36,740 You know, Captain, I work my butt off all the time out there. 659 00:41:36,808 --> 00:41:38,742 What the hell good is it, huh? 660 00:41:38,810 --> 00:41:41,973 They love it when we screw up. Saves 'em having to work their own butts off. 661 00:41:42,046 --> 00:41:45,641 - Let's face realities, Neal. It could be a lot worse. - Worse? Worse? 662 00:41:45,716 --> 00:41:48,150 The guy walked, Captain. He's out there. 663 00:41:48,219 --> 00:41:50,153 Yeah, but he won't be walking the Hill. 664 00:41:50,221 --> 00:41:52,655 So he'll be walking Midtown. 665 00:41:52,723 --> 00:41:55,658 If he doesn't leave town, he'll be caught again. 666 00:41:55,726 --> 00:41:58,661 Yeah. And again, and again, and again. 667 00:41:58,729 --> 00:42:02,221 I'm not a virgin, Neal. Neither are you. 668 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:04,165 We screwed up. 669 00:42:04,235 --> 00:42:07,329 You screwed up the arrest. It was a leaky boat going in. 670 00:42:07,405 --> 00:42:09,339 Yeah. 671 00:42:09,407 --> 00:42:11,398 How's your knee? 672 00:42:12,643 --> 00:42:14,634 You afraid, Neal? 673 00:42:20,618 --> 00:42:23,951 They could retire me, couldn't they, Captain? 674 00:42:24,021 --> 00:42:25,955 If it got bad enough. 675 00:42:26,023 --> 00:42:28,821 Maybe even if it wasn't so bad. 676 00:42:29,994 --> 00:42:32,519 Yeah. 677 00:42:32,597 --> 00:42:37,034 Some joker in a white coat had two too many margaritas for lunch... 678 00:42:37,101 --> 00:42:40,036 Iooked at the X-rays a little funny. 679 00:42:40,104 --> 00:42:43,073 Football- gone. 680 00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:45,574 This gone. 681 00:42:45,643 --> 00:42:48,578 Next stop, selling shoes or driving a taxi. 682 00:42:48,646 --> 00:42:51,547 It could all happen, couldn't it, Captain? 683 00:42:53,217 --> 00:42:55,742 Over my dead body. 684 00:42:55,820 --> 00:42:57,754 Hmm? 685 00:42:57,822 --> 00:43:00,814 They'll retire you over my dead body. 686 00:43:02,994 --> 00:43:05,326 [Laughing] 687 00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:19,935 Green Cutlass. 688 00:43:20,011 --> 00:43:24,778 [Bates] This is 2203. Request assist in pursuit of suspect. 689 00:43:24,849 --> 00:43:27,147 [Radio: Female Dispatcher] Roger, 2203. 10-4. 690 00:43:34,859 --> 00:43:38,192 Freeze! Keep 'em up! 691 00:43:40,164 --> 00:43:42,598 - Hold it! - [Coffey] Get 'em up! 692 00:43:43,601 --> 00:43:46,468 - Get 'em up. - Hold it! 693 00:43:57,381 --> 00:43:59,941 Hold it! 694 00:44:01,118 --> 00:44:02,710 Don't do it! 695 00:44:08,359 --> 00:44:09,986 Luce! 696 00:44:40,391 --> 00:44:42,382 A kid. 697 00:44:46,664 --> 00:44:48,655 Come on. 698 00:45:18,429 --> 00:45:20,363 Everything looks clean, Lucy. 699 00:45:20,431 --> 00:45:22,365 They've arrested the girl. 700 00:45:22,433 --> 00:45:26,369 We've got the gun, plus two slugs out of the wall, and a confession from the other kid. 701 00:45:26,437 --> 00:45:29,372 I.A.D.'s been notified, but that's just a formality. 702 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,967 You'll have to come in off the streets for a week. 703 00:45:33,044 --> 00:45:34,978 Are you okay? 704 00:45:35,046 --> 00:45:37,981 - Yes. Fine. - [Calletano] Frank. 705 00:45:38,049 --> 00:45:41,041 Frank, can I see you a minute, please? 706 00:45:44,321 --> 00:45:46,312 It was good work, Lucy. 707 00:45:58,502 --> 00:46:00,493 How are you doing, really? 708 00:46:03,140 --> 00:46:05,574 I am doing okay, really. 709 00:46:06,811 --> 00:46:09,746 I'm fine. Yeah. 710 00:46:09,814 --> 00:46:12,112 The kid shot at me. 711 00:46:12,183 --> 00:46:14,174 I know he did. 712 00:46:21,425 --> 00:46:23,757 You want anything from the unit? 713 00:46:25,096 --> 00:46:27,587 I'm gonna get some Lifesavers. 714 00:47:28,592 --> 00:47:30,583 What was it? 715 00:47:33,531 --> 00:47:37,399 A 14-year-old kid who shot a 10-year-old girl. 716 00:47:40,504 --> 00:47:42,495 [Sighs] 717 00:47:44,675 --> 00:47:47,439 What do you want to do? 718 00:47:47,511 --> 00:47:49,502 Come to my place? 719 00:47:59,456 --> 00:48:02,016 I really need you. 720 00:48:41,131 --> 00:48:42,496 [Mews] 59924

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