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[car locks beeps]
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[upbeat music playing]
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♪ Come on home ♪
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♪ Comin' home baby now ♪
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♪ You know I'm waitin' here for you ♪
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♪ I'm comin' home now real soon ♪
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♪ You've been gone ♪
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♪ Comin' home baby now ♪
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♪ You don't know what I'm goin' through ♪
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♪ I'm comin' home I know I'm overdue ♪
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♪ Since you went awayExpect me any day now ♪
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♪ Real soon ♪
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♪ I'm comin' home and never more to roam ♪
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♪ Baby tell me you'reBaby I'm for sure ♪
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♪ Coming home ♪
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♪ I'm comin' homeCome on home ♪
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Why do you belong on the board of
International Women of Medicine?
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Well, I did hear that the last
delegation to New York
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got to go backstage at the Beyoncé concert
and I love Beyoncé, so... [chuckles]
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Jokes aside, I think that the IWM
is such a powerful organization,
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connecting women from all over the world
to share and study and practice,
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and, just to be clear,
I'm not even that keen on Beyoncé
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because I think she posts
too many photos to Instagram
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of her and Jay Z on their yacht--
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Our organization aims to lift
the lives of women globally
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in all areas of medicine, naturally,
but also through education.
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-Which is what I admire.
-How do you lift the lives of women?
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Oh, me? I... Well, I... [inhales]
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Not so much globally at the moment.
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Then what's the impact of your
local charity work on others?
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Well, I do a lot of pro bono work,
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and, um, obviously work here
at the public hospital.
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Both of which are heavily subsidized
by your private practice.
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We're trying to understand
how you are socially inclusive.
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Of course.
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Can you share which IWM-supported
charities you're involved with?
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Oh, um, which ones are those?
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Let Girls Learn, Do it in a Dress,
The Smith Family, Women of--
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Ah! Yes, well, right now, I'm mainly
involved in Bikes 4 Babies.
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Oh, that's not an IWM-recognized--
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No, it isn't, no,
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but it is to support our neonatal
intensive care unit.
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Which, obviously, is a charity right here.
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And right here.
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So you're doing a bike ride?
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Yes, I am. Yep.
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With my family.
My husband and kids, they--
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-I think that's everything.
-Yeah, OK.
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What do you mean you didn't get it?
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She hated me!
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-Who?
-Clara Rubenstein.
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-Never heard of her.
-She's a big deal, Mum.
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She's friends with Michelle Obama.
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That woman's arms are overrated!
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She didn't think that I was
socially inclusive enough. Maybe I'm not.
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You're lovely at a party -
you're the first to offer a drink
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and you bring those
yummy prawn balls.
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Not that kind of social inclusion!
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-Put the sugar down, Mum!
-I'm upset.
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I told Pat from View Club
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you being on the IWM board
was a foregone conclusion.
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Well, you shouldn't have!
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Anyway, that's not why I asked you here.
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I wanted to talk about Mother's Day.
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So did I! I thought this year,
we could skip the high tea.
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It's Julie's turn.
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Julie doesn't get a turn.
I get all the turns.
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Julie just wants to celebrate
one Mother's Day with me, Mum.
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Mother's Day is a reward
for all the hours you have put in.
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Julie hasn't put any hours in.
Why does she get a reward?
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She gets a reward for giving you the
opportunity to be a mother at all.
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You can come too.
But we're going to Julie's.
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Have some sugar.
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[laughs]
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You should probably go
before Shawn gets up.
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[Shawn clears his throat]
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Don't sneak up on us.
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Yeah, that's what happened.
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OK, I should go. When can we
catch up on the weekend?
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I've got to repaint the girls'
toilet block on Saturday and...
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[groans]
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beg for the school on Sunday
at the Mitre 10 sausage sizzle.
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I could come and help...beg.
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-Really?
-[scoffs] Really?
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I love volunteering.
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Need a lift to school, Shawn?
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Yeah, that'd be weird.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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So, it's going well, then?
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What is?
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You going out with my school principal.
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Or are we still pretending
it's not happening?
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Does it look like I'm pretending?
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You haven't told Nan and Pop.
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I just want to get to know Evan on my own,
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before Dad orders him a World's
Best Son-in-Law stubby holder
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and Brianna gets his family sticker
made up for the car.
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Yeah but you're gonna have to tell them...
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-No.
-why you're doing a sausage sizzle...
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-Nuh.
-on Mother's Day.
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God!
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What do you mean you can't come?
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Bess is telling Margaret it's my turn
and I want all my children together!
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What is so important?
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We've hardly even seen you lately.
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-Howdy, stranger!
-See?
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Dad's really upset with you.
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No, I'm not. Am I?
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She's not coming to Mother's Day.
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What happened?
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Do you know we're having a spit?
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It's not for jumping, Younis!
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Why can't it be multipurpose?
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What could be more important than this?
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I promised I would help out
at the Mitre 10 sausage sizzle
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for Shawn's school.
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You know, to raise money.
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Because they're under-resourced
and they rely on the parents to help.
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Amber, what's really going on?
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Is it so unbelievable I'd be
volunteering on a sausage sizzle?
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[all] Yeah.
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-[sighs]
-She's dating someone.
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-Shawn!
-They were gonna find out.
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You're dating someone?
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From Mitre 10?
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Is it Mickey? From Outdoor Living?
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He's awesome! Isn't he, Dad?
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Is it Mickey? Is it?
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Because I would be very proud to give
Mickey a son-in-law stubby holder.
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-Which one is he?
-Has he been in one of their ads?
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Does he work out?
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He's the tall guy with the blond hair.
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Would you call it blond, Kayne?
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-Yeah, I would.
-A natural blond.
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Imagine their kids. Mum, we need to
ask him over so I can see his hair.
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-When's he free, Amber?
-I don't know who fucking Mickey is!
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Then who are you dating?
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I'm not gonna tell you anything,
unless you all promise not to do this.
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It's very early days and I just want
to get to know him on my own,
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without you calling him your son-in-law.
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You have to let me introduce you
when I am ready, OK?
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-His name's Evan.
-From Lighting and Electrical!
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With the tatts! He's incredible!
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That's it!
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[all protest]
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Hey, ganggajang!
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What's that? You want to hear
the dopest plan ever? OK.
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We... you and you and me...
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are gonna hit all the cafes
featured in Hot Urban Eats.
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No, don't eat. Oscar.
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Oscar. Don't eat!
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Don't eat! We're going to go out.
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-I don't want to.
-Yes, you do.
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See, we're going to do this every week!
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We're going to work our way
through all the smashed avos
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on both sides of the river,
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because I love this side of town
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but sometimes I get FOMO
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about the buzz on the other side of town.
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I have too much homework.
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OK, OK, we'll go somewhere local.
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-Where do you want to go?
-To my room.
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No, that's too local.
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Come on! Let's...
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OK. Hey?
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You guys never want to do anything
with me anymore!
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You don't want to play frisbee,
you don't want to do Dubsmash,
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you don't answer any of my snaps
on Snapchat!
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[Bess] Of course, of course!
That sounds incredible!
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[Bess] Yes, yes! I'll definitely be there.
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Yeah. No, I completely understand.
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It'll be the only chance thatthe rest of the IWM board will have
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to meet the shortlisted candidates.
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I realize it's an imposition sinceyou have your Bikes 4 Babies ride.
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-My what?
-For the neonatal intensive care--
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Oh, yes. No, of course.
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I can sort that.
Yes, OK, OK. Bye-bye!
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Guess who's been shortlisted
for the IWM board.
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-Katy Perry.
-Not a doctor.
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-You.
-Yes!
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Oh, so proud!
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[giggling]
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They've invited me to the IWM
Mother's Day luncheon.
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-[gasps]
-Do you know what this means?
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-No.
-I have a chance not to be an idiot.
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Oh, baby, shoot for the stars.
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Actually what is the Bikes 4 Babies thing?
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Oh, I panicked in the interview
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and I said that you, the kids and I
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would do a charity bike ride
for the hospital on Sunday.
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-Actually?
-Yes, I'm so sorry--
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No, no, no, is it actually a thing,
Bikes 4 Babies?
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-Yes.
-Got 'em.
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Got...who?
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Me and Oscar and Eddie are going
on a bike ride this weekend.
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It's for sick babies so they can't say no.
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[grunts]
You're my International Woman of Medicine.
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Oh, hang on. Mother's Day.
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Lunch. I thought you were doing
Mother's Day with Julie.
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Oh...
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Uh...
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[Bess] Are you sure it's OK to be here?
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Is the rest of the family alright?
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Of course! This is amazing!
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Amber's with Evan anyway and I want
you to get backstage at Beyoncé.
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Shh! [giggles]
We're not focusing on that.
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Plus I get to be your mother
on Mother's Day.
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[coughs]
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With Margaret.
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Why do both our nametags say
"Mother of Dr Bess Denyar"?
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Because you are both my mothers.
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I don't see why you have to
announce it in print.
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Is there a press release to follow?
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Mum, please don't start an argument.
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You want me to be on the board
of the IWM, don't you?
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Just don't embark on our whole life story.
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No-one needs to know the ins and outs.
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I promise I won't reveal
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any of the sordid details
of our grubby little lives.
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[cackles]
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Why don't you check out the silent auction
and I will get us some drinks.
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Are you gonna be OK?
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I feel a bit bad leaving you on your own.
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I'm fine. I think, Amber,
you OK to stay for a little while?
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Yeah, I can manage the next shift.
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Thank you, Sonia. Thank you, Graeme.
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-Thanks, guys. See ya.
-See ya.
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I could not hold out any longer.
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Slowest two hours of my life.
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[Wayne] Is that Amber?
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That's right,
you said you'd be here today!
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-She did too!
-At the sausage sizzle, yes.
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-Hey, Shawn.
-Hi, Mr. Janko.
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Oh, you know each other,
do you, Shawn?
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-You are pathetic.
-[Wayne] No!
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We just popped down
to pick up a few supplies
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and we forgot you'd be here with...
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Who was it again, Shawnie?
Mr...Janko?
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Who we don't even know
is the high school principal!
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-No.
-Oh, my God.
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Evan, this is my dad, Wayne,
my sister Brianna,
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her fiancé Younis
and my half-brother, Kayne.
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I'm not her half-brother!
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[quietly] Am I?
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So, Evan, how do you--
246
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:09,000
Nope! That's it. Go and buy your supplies.
247
00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,840
Amber, they are actual supplies.
248
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,240
We need to grab a few things
for the spit we're having tonight.
249
00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,600
So, Evan, if you're free, you could--
250
00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,960
Dad! Go!
251
00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,160
OK. We're going.
252
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:22,800
[Wayne] Let's go.
253
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,320
How great is this?
254
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,800
I know you guys weren't keen
but this is da bomb!
255
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:34,600
Bikes 4 Babies?
256
00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,080
More like Bikes for Cool Dads
and Kids, am I right, guys?
257
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,320
Hey!
258
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,560
Excuse me!
259
00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:48,080
Oh, Dr Rubenstein, hello.
260
00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,640
Dr Denyar. Which table are you at?
261
00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,240
Uh, I think I'm on table four.
262
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:52,920
Which charity?
263
00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:58,000
Every table is assigned
to an IWM-supported charity
264
00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,000
to which the funds are going today.
265
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,720
Yes, of course. I know.
266
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,040
And my charity is...is...
267
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,560
Clara!
268
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,320
I'll bring Dr Wang, the chair
of the board, over to meet you.
269
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,480
-Oh!
-Thank you so much.
270
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,040
Listen, I've got an interesting...
271
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,800
The Smith Family Learning for Life.
272
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,320
Does your mum work for The Smith Family?
273
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:32,840
Is she a doctor?
274
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:37,520
-Then why are you here?
-I'm part of their programs.
275
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,080
What do you mean?
What's Learning for Life?
276
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,920
Quickly, quickly!
277
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:44,280
Well, this lady called Erica
and this man called Mike,
278
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,160
they help my mum pay for me
to go to school.
279
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,680
Yep. Yep. That's it?
280
00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,360
-They pay for you to go to school?
-Yeah.
281
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:51,480
Private school?
282
00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,440
Then what do they pay for?
283
00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,480
Nuh-uh-uh!
You can have that in a minute!
284
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,040
What do they pay for?
285
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,600
They pay for stuff like my shoes
and my bags...
286
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,240
-Oh, OK, got it.
-...and excursions.
287
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,120
Yep, OK.
288
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,240
And I do reading,
because, before, I couldn't.
289
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,800
OK, and now you can read. Shh!
290
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,000
Natalie Wang, Bess Denyar.
291
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,560
Oh, Dr Wang.
292
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,200
It is an honor to meet you.
293
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:13,320
And this is...?
294
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,400
This is...
295
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,520
-Evie.
-Evie.
296
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,000
Hi, Evie.
297
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,720
Evie's part of The Smith Family programs,
298
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,360
the Learning for Life and the...
reading one.
299
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,640
We're very glad to have you here, Evie.
300
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,200
The statistics are just
extraordinary, aren't they?
301
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,560
[laughs] Extraordinary!
302
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,240
The statistics
about education and poverty.
303
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,720
Amazing! Unfortunately.
304
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,720
Well, not really.
305
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:42,360
No! No, actually, because education is...
306
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,120
The only thing
that breaks the poverty cycle.
307
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,080
Exactly. Mum.
308
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,840
This is my mother, Margaret.
309
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,680
This is Dr Wang and Dr Rubenstein.
310
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:54,400
Hello. I do so admire the work of the IWM.
311
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:57,360
I've got eight things on the go
in the silent auction.
312
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,840
I don't want any of it but it's
always good to jack up the prices!
313
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,040
[chuckles nervously]
314
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:04,080
Uh, this is my other mother, Julie.
315
00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:06,840
-Your other mother?
-Yep.
316
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:07,960
I have two mothers.
317
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,640
That's all. No story.
318
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,520
Right. Listen up, you two.
319
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,600
You need Bess on your board,
so where does she sign?
320
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:19,400
-Go on, Marg. Tell them.
-Your champagne is getting warm.
321
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,440
You didn't mention
your upbringing in your interview.
322
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,360
No, no,
I didn't think that it mattered.
323
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,680
Well, of course not,
324
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,400
but we're trying to ascertain your
understanding of social inclusion.
325
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,120
Yeah.
326
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,360
So it's hugely significant
to have lesbian parents.
327
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,680
I think I may have changed my vote.
328
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,720
-How's it looking, Kayne?
-Got her.
329
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,160
No, that's a normal-sized sausage.
330
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,120
Kayne, we need intel!
331
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,280
Guys! You shouldn't be spying on them!
332
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,400
You shouldn't have your feet up
on that beautiful wicker papasan!
333
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,680
And how big do you think
your sausage should be for $2?
334
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,280
What do you want, a fucking kranski?
335
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,680
Uh-oh. She's...
336
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:00,760
She's what?
337
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,760
She's being herself.
338
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,560
Morning!
339
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,760
You've passed, like,
100 bikes in ten minutes.
340
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,000
We've passed, like, six.
It's still impressive.
341
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,560
-Admit it! It's the best, right?
-It's pretty fun.
342
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,360
Maybe we should keep the tandem, Dad.
343
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,120
Maybe! Smell the country air,
endorphins kicking in.
344
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,520
It's uplifting. Ow! Ow! Stop!
345
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,200
Stop the bike! Stop the bike!
346
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,360
Stop the...! Ow! Ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow. Ah, ah...
347
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,240
-What is it, Dad?
-Is it your leg?
348
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,840
-Is it cramping?
-Ow.
349
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,520
-I can rub it out.
-No, no, no, don't touch it!
350
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,600
Don't touch it. I've torn it!
I've torn a calf muscle!
351
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,320
-I'm sorry, guys!
-Dad, it's OK.
352
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,480
OK, you get on the middle seat,
and we'll do the cycling.
353
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,120
-Put your leg up.
-Really? You sure?
354
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,960
I'm not you're really heavy!
355
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,000
Of course we're sure.
356
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,440
-Come on! Climb on!
-OK.
357
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,760
Hurry up! We're gonna lose our spot!
358
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,040
Dad, come on.
359
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:54,920
OK, OK. OK. OK. Ah, ah, ah...
360
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,160
Oh, dear, yes.
361
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,960
We've got to say something.
362
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,040
You heard what she said.
363
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,280
She's gonna vote for Bess to be
on the board because we're gay.
364
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,160
-We're not!
-She thinks we're gay.
365
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,920
-Shh!
-You're very defensive about this.
366
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,240
Is there something
you want to tell me?
367
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,240
-I love this color on you, by the way.
-Stop it!
368
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,800
Excuse me.
369
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:17,200
I just wanted to say congratulations
on being pioneers.
370
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,720
It can't have been easy in your era.
371
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,920
My partner and I, well,
she's pregnant at the moment.
372
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,440
-Oh!
-Who is the biological mother?
373
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,480
I am.
374
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,160
And do you mind me asking
how that made you feel,
375
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,000
not being the one who...?
376
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:36,400
You don't have to be "the one who"
to be a mother.
377
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:42,240
-The truth of the matter is...
-The truth is Marg is Bess's mother.
378
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,160
I gave birth to Bess, but Margaret
was there when I wasn't
379
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,640
and no-one could love their child
more than she does.
380
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,720
That's the absolute truth, isn't it?
381
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,240
Well...
382
00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,200
Yes, I suppose it is.
383
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,040
You want to check out
the dessert table with me, Doctor?
384
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,520
You want anything, babe?
385
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,000
I just can't believe someone would
quibble over the price of a sausage.
386
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:17,480
I know, but maybe it's good
for the school and also business
387
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,760
if we don't swear at the customers.
388
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,560
If indeed we get any more customers.
389
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,040
-Excuse me!
-Oh...
390
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,240
Could we have 15 sausages, please?
391
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,560
Piss off, Dad.
392
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,440
Amber, we're very, very hungry.
393
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,560
We've been up early working hard
on the spit for tonight.
394
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,600
-Oh, for shit's sake.
-[Shawn yells] Hey!
395
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:36,840
How much is a sausage?
396
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,880
[yells] They're $2!
397
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,120
What? Only $2?!
398
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,440
-Oh.
-They smell so good!
399
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,000
I'm getting one!
400
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,520
We're creating a buzz.
401
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,080
Demand equals supply.
402
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,040
Thank you, Alan Greenspan.
403
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,080
Are we making up customer names?
404
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,400
I don't like Alan.
405
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,360
Anyway, the point is
we need a lot of sausages.
406
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,640
OK.
407
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,400
Yeah, retail's a funny thing.
408
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,000
Not everyone's cut out for it.
409
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,280
For instance,
we realized pretty early on
410
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,960
after an incident in the merch tent
411
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:09,280
that Amber was not
front-of-house material.
412
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,320
Dad!
413
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,880
But after we popped her
in the back of the truck
414
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,640
with a general ledger and no people,
she was magic.
415
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,960
And that might be something
you want to think about, Evan.
416
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:19,960
Right, that's it.
417
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,160
I am perfectly capable of letting you
know how difficult I am
418
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,640
without any help from my family.
419
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:25,920
You have to tell them to leave.
420
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,920
You need to do that "I'm a principal
of a school" thing and make them go
421
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,320
before they wreck everything.
422
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,520
Stop! Hi there!
423
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,760
-Would you like a sausage?
-Oh, yes, please.
424
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,720
Two takeaways with onions for the Toyota!
425
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:41,040
Two, takeaway, onion, Toyota, go.
Fantastic, OK. Do you want bread?
426
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,080
Next.
427
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,120
[horn beeps]
428
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,000
I don't think I can ask them to go away.
429
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,120
[horn beeps]
430
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,480
So, it's, like, hundreds
and hundreds of years later
431
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,200
and the guys who are now the
Kings of Numenor find out that...
432
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,480
-...as an alternative energy source.
433
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,960
...and I honestly think that
434
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,400
because Copenhagen
has 400km worth of bike lanes,
435
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,520
and about half of the population
rides to work, I mean,
436
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,360
surely that means that their
100% renewable energy goal
437
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,560
is totally achievable.
438
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,960
Kill me. Kill me!
439
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,560
Imagine if we had actual,
actual wind turbine.
440
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,040
His spiritual body's
actually returned to Mordor.
441
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:17,880
How are you going, Mum?
442
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,720
As well as anyone who's pretending
to be a lesbian for her daughter.
443
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,080
[laughter]
444
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,360
Perhaps not as well as anyone.
445
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:27,400
This wouldn't have happened
446
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,480
if you didn't insist
on us sharing Mother's Day.
447
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,360
-I'm sorry, Mum.
-So, what do you do on Father's Day?
448
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,840
If you have two mums?
449
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:37,960
Those cakes look delicious!
450
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,120
Does one of you get to be the father
and one of you is the mother?
451
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,120
No, no. That's not how it works.
452
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,600
Is that a tiny lemon tart?
453
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,760
Dr Denyar?
454
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,240
Coming! You just focus on
eating those cakes, Evie. Yum!
455
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,200
She's a bit weird.
456
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,960
-Yeah, she is a bit.
-What about when she was a kid?
457
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,640
She was a bit weird then, too.
458
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000
No, I mean, did she have to buy two
Mother's Day presents every year?
459
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,760
No.
460
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,840
Did you share?
461
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,200
No.
462
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,840
Then who got the present?
463
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,160
Did she have to make
two breakfasts in bed?
464
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,600
You're a sponsor child, right?
465
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,560
Why don't I sponsor you to stop talking?
466
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,520
No, she didn't have to make
two breakfasts in bed.
467
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,920
-Why not?
-Because Julie...wasn't there.
468
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,440
-Did she work shift work?
-Yes, she worked shift work.
469
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,400
Every Mother's Day?
470
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,720
That's so unfair.
471
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,600
She never got a breakfast in bed.
472
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,240
[pop music plays in background]
473
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,400
♪ Why can't we put out the fire? ♪
474
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,920
These sliders
are a stroke of genius, Younis.
475
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,360
It's all Brianna, man.
476
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,440
She really gets the whole
food truck experience
477
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,400
because they were
at Westfield for a while.
478
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,320
Well, I'm very grateful, Brianna.
479
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,720
Love it!
480
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,000
Two sliders for Brian.
481
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,120
Come and get your Korean barbecue!
482
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,520
Dad, I don't think this barbecue
is actually from Korea.
483
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,960
I'm pretty sure it's from China.
484
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,320
It's the style of cooking, mate.
485
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,160
It's an ancient tradition.
486
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,720
That's why we've got the soy sauce.
487
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,080
Amber, we've got a tray for you.
488
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:23,640
Amber?
489
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,400
Amber, can you take over these sausages?
490
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,880
You know what you can do
with your sausages.
491
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,080
Oh, come on, love!
492
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,960
I knew you would do this!
493
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,040
You would take him, everything, over!
494
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,320
You're right.
We shouldn't have come down here.
495
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,280
We should've left you two alone
to run the sizzle by yourselves,
496
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:43,000
to argue with customers
and to not make any money.
497
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,440
Give me the sausages.
498
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,280
Well, I got three phone numbers,
499
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:55,480
an Ellen T-shirt and an invitation
to Dykes on Bikes,
500
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,760
which I think
I'm actually going to look into.
501
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,160
Marg, are you alright?
502
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:06,360
I was just thinking that when Bess
was Evie's age,
503
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,800
she'd lost all of her baby teeth
504
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,480
but her big teeth were taking
a very long time to come down
505
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:14,360
and she had these big gaps
and a big, gappy smile.
506
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,280
It was adorable. And...
507
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:22,120
Well, it strikes me that you
missed out on seeing her like that.
508
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,440
Happy Mother's Day, Julie.
509
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,440
Happy Mother's Day, Marg.
510
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,280
-[mobile phone rings]
-Just excuse me.
511
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,400
Hey, how's it going?
512
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,880
I think you're going to have to pick
us up from the finish line.
513
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,440
OK! Is everything alright?
514
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,560
I've hurt my leg and, uh,
515
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,360
you know that time
I wanted to spend with the kids?
516
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,400
I don't want that anymore.
How's your day going?
517
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,240
Well, I have lied my way
through a luncheon,
518
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:55,280
abused a sponsor child and Julie and
Margaret are pretending to be gay.
519
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,000
[chuckles]
520
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,080
OK, well, I'll see you at the other end.
521
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,960
OK. Bye.
522
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,480
[Margaret] Julie, you're actually funny!
[chuckles]
523
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,080
[groans]
524
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,680
Ta.
525
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,840
Are you sure you want to swap bikes
with them, Dad?
526
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,720
-Uh-huh.
-I don't understand, Dad.
527
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,040
You'll have to pedal with one leg now.
528
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,680
But if you stayed on the tandem,
you could sit back and relax.
529
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,560
I only got up to book three
of Lord Of The Rings!
530
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,200
-Dad!
-[groans]
531
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,480
[pop music playing]
532
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,800
You can put your order in over
with Brianna at the truck, mate.
533
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,080
I'm an officer with the Health Department.
534
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,440
I'm sorry, mate, I can't give
preferential treatment.
535
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,000
You'll have to go to the truck.
536
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,520
Can I check your thermometers?
537
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,360
-What thermometers?
-In your esky.
538
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,480
Your meat should be kept
below five degrees.
539
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,560
What the--
540
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,880
I don't think refrigeration
is an exact science.
541
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,640
That's precisely what it is.
542
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,720
Mate, barbecuing comes from the heart.
543
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,920
And salmonella comes from meat
stored above five degrees.
544
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,080
Are they burgers?
545
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,720
Do you have a class-3 permit?
546
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,120
-Beg yours?
-Sausages are a class-4 activity.
547
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,360
Hamburgers are a class 3.
548
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,000
And I'll need your permit number.
549
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,200
OK. What is it, Kayne?
550
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:10,840
Four, five, seven...?
551
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:14,360
8...82-339-851-12-9...
552
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,240
I'm going to have to shut this down.
553
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:16,960
Are you serious?
554
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,760
Come on, mate! Sausages,
hamburgers, what's the difference?
555
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,280
One's round, one's long - that's it!
556
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,600
I tell you what. [clicks fingers]
557
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,960
Why don't you try a nice little slider?
558
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,680
-Shut it down.
-No!
559
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,120
This is exactly the kind of petty,
minor bureaucracy I deal with every day.
560
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:35,480
Never mind that we've created
a wonderful community atmosphere,
561
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,040
we've raised $3,000 more
than we normally would,
562
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,560
so Judy can have one extra day
in the office per week.
563
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,080
No, let's worry about whether or not
it's a sausage or a hamburger
564
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,120
or a...class three or a class four...
565
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,520
or a pain in my dick
or a pain in my balls!
566
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,680
Oh! They just...
567
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,200
He really is perfect for Amber.
568
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,160
Who's moved all my floor stock out here?
569
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,200
Why is the five-piece
of my wicker papasan there?
570
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,640
Is that my barbecue?
571
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,480
No worries, Mickey. I can explain.
572
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,160
We probably should shut it down now.
573
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,320
Amber, that's Mickey! From Outdoor Living!
574
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,200
So lovely to meet you, Miss Evie.
575
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,440
You too, Miss Margaret.
576
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,240
[cackling]
577
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,840
See ya, Ange.
578
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,200
Great to meet you, Sharon.
579
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,480
I'll call you. Bye!
580
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,480
-Well?
-Oh, how'd it go with Clara?
581
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,200
Before or after I told her
you weren't my lesbian mothers?
582
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,120
-You told her?
-Why?
583
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,640
Because I was making you lie.
584
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,400
And if she wants me on the board
of the IWM,
585
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,000
it should be because of who I am,
not because of what my parents are.
586
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,160
-Don't be ridiculous!
-That is so naive, Bessie.
587
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,920
Wait. What?
588
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,400
Clara!
589
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,160
[up-tempo music playing]
590
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,200
[groans]
591
00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,760
Yes!
592
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,920
Dad, your time was...
593
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,480
-Shut up!
-Four...
594
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,200
Where's your mum?
595
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,200
-She couldn't change her mind?
-Nuh.
596
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,800
She couldn't believe that
Marg and I were together, but...
597
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,440
we could be, couldn't we?
598
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,560
See, normally I don't mind
picturing a bit of that action
599
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,760
but I feel a bit funny with that image.
600
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,040
Sorry about the spit, love.
We just ran out of time.
601
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,360
No, no, it's fine.
602
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,600
Besides, you've got all this
meat left over. Hey, hey!
603
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,520
Evan... is he as nice as he seems?
604
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,320
I know it's early days,
but I think we're in love.
605
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,200
[Evan] Wayne!
606
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,760
I don't know how to thank you!
We made $4,300.
607
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:49,520
Actually, it'll be $3,700 plus $600
in goods for the school.
608
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,560
Yeah, we couldn't get it all cleaned
up after the Korean barbecue,
609
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,000
so Mickey made us take it.
610
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,520
Got a good price for it, though!
611
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,640
-Yeah, it was covered in soy sauce.
-[both laugh]
612
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,840
Ah... Good day. It was a good day.
613
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,880
Good day. Yeah.
614
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,040
Dad! No. Just...
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