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(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)
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-♪ Come on home
-♪ Coming home, baby, now
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♪ You know I'm waiting here
for you
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♪ I'm coming home,
now, real soon
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-♪ You've been gone
-♪ Coming home, baby, now
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♪ You don't know
what I'm going to do
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♪ I'm coming home,
I know I'm overdue
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-♪ Since you went away
-♪ Expect me
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♪ Any day now real soon
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♪ I'm coming home
and never more to roam
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-♪ Baby, tell me you're
-♪ Baby, I'm for sure
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BOTH: ♪ Coming home
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-♪ I'm coming home
-♪ Come on home ♪
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How the bloody hell
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are we supposed to make
this month's payment?
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Oh, you'll figure it out.
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-This is broken.
-Recording error?
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Where's the icing sugar?
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Oh, I'll figure it out,
will I?
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Kayne, it needs heat.
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Brianna, top right cupboard.
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Wayne, you programmed
yesterday's date.
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-Magic!
-Got it!
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-We are recording!
-Okay, I figured it out.
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We'll sell the dragster
to the Briscolis
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and then we'll all
just take up patchwork.
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-The Briscolis?
-Why not? They made me an offer.
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KAYNE: Mum, we can't sell
the Janis to the Briscolis.
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She's teasing you, honey.
Amber, get off your brother,
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-it's his birthday.
-It's starting. Shush.
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They used to say that if
drag-racing was a deodorant,
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it'd be 100% man in a can.
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That was until
a young firebrand
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by the name of Julie Wheeler
burst onto the scene.
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(JULIE SQUEALS)
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WAYNE: He's a bit of
alright, isn't he?
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And you were hot, Mum.
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COMMENTATOR: She smelled like an
angel but raced like a demon.
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And pretty soon the sport had
a new scent and a new champion.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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You would not get away
with that these days.
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Nuh.
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But that was three decades ago.
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And now this Wheeler
looks out of alignment.
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-Oh!
-COMMENTATOR: It's been a year
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since Julie's last win
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and with no successor
in sight,
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Team Wheeler must be wishing
their matriarch
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could roll back
the old odometer.
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-Fuck off!
-So no swear jar... She's right.
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We're only two wins
outside the top three.
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Which you would know if you
did your research, dickwad.
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Team Wheeler does not
need career advice
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from a bloke who wouldn't know
how to drive through a bloody...
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-Drive-through.
-Exactly.
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We're not gonna let this
ruin Kayne's birthday.
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Come on.
Let's start your party early.
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-Hey, bags red beast!
-SHAWN: You had it last time.
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AMBER: And he still lost.
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Let's turn our attention now
to some hot young slicks
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set to take over
Julie's mantle.
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OSCAR: This place is so cool.
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Why haven't we had
our birthdays here?
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Eddie, you want to field that
one?
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Go-karts emit five times
more carbon dioxide than cars.
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That's 'cause they're
five times more awesome.
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Where are you?
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There's some sort of
roadblock up ahead.
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I'm not going to make it.
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-Oh, that's such a shame.
-I know.
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An afternoon at the go-karts
would've been thrilling.
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Why can't I hear traffic?
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What is this,
Midsomer Murders?
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-Mum!
-Is she not coming?
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-Alright, I'm at home.
-Why?
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There was an incident
at Thomas Dux.
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Not another fight
over the roquefort.
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-I slipped on some kale.
-Are you alright?
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I don't need your
condescending voice.
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I just need to
stay off my feet for awhile.
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Tell the others I'm sorry.
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Here's trouble.
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-Happy birthday, Uncle Kayne.
-What? No!
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Mum wouldn't let me
get those fireworks
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-from China that you wanted...
-She is a stickler.
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But Oscar spent ages
choosing these instead.
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Walkie-talkies?!
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These are awesome!
Thanks, guys!
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Now you can listen to truck
drivers swear at each other.
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And we can talk
whenever we want.
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(WALKIE-TALKIE BEEPING)
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(ECHOING IN RECEIVER)
Roger that.
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Hasn't the phone made it
to Toorak yet?
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Wayne, can you help Amber
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put this helmet on
over her mouth?
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I need to race.
(ENGINE STARTS)
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(ENGINE REVS)
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GIRL: Pal, what the fuck?
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Yeah, just figuring out...
Alright. A bit of race strategy.
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Sit down. Mate, sit down
in your chair.
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Alright, yep.
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Should be a good race.
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Uh... sorry,
you can't be back here.
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You probably don't
recognise me.
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Wayne Wheeler, Top Fuel
champion, Honorary Life Member.
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Access all areas.
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It doesn't say that.
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I might need a... A Coke.
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Okay.
Let's get ready to rumble.
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Good luck.
(ENGINES REVVING)
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WAYNE: And they're off.
No surprises early
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as Julie gets off to a flyer.
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In second position is
young Shawnie who recently made
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a triumphant return to the
Junior Nats
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even though he swore not to
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unless Troy and Amber
got back together.
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You right there, Dad?!
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Amber's in third spot, narrowly
ahead of the birthday boy,
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who's just passing Brianna.
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-Hey!
-You've been 'Kayned'!
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Oh, look at Oscar go. Like the
look of this young fella.
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Shades of Dicky Johnson there.
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But here comes Bess!
Hard to believe
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she's making her
go-karting debut
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but she's certainly making up
for lost time,
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as she passes Danny, who's
struggling in ideal conditions.
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Oh, this kart's a joke!
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Rounding out the field
is Edwina,
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who looks like
she's having a ball.
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Coming through, Dad!
Ha-ha!
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Oh! Yep!
Oh, nuh! Nuh, brakes!
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That's fair!
How's your carbon footprint?!
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-As Danny loses his cool...
-Really fair!
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...Julie is red-hot
as she leads Kayne,
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who's lapping up
his birthday present.
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And working her way
through the pack is Bess!
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No chance, princess!
(LAUGHS)
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You think?
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Get fucked!
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Now they approach
the final corner,
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it looks like
they'll crown Jules
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for the tenth year running.
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Whoa! Hold the phone!
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-Go Mum!
-WAYNE: Bess has stolen the lead
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in an unbelievable
final corner!
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Julie's trying to make up
ground but it's all too late!
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-(SHRIEKS) Whoo!
-WAYNE: We have a new champion!
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Ha! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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(CHUCKLES)
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You let her win?
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You never let us
beat you at anything!
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Not even table tennis
when I had nits
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and chickenpox
at the same time!
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Why the special treatment
for Dr Lovechild?
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-It's not her fuckin' birthday.
-Where do you want these?
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Uh, just pop it up
at the counter.
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(ECHOING IN RECEIVER)
That was awesome. Over.
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(ECHOING IN RECEIVER)
Amazing. Over.
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Excuse me. Coming through.
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That was money well spent,
wasn't it?
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That was unbelievable, Mum.
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I can't believe you're a doctor
and into fast cars.
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-You're like, um...
-Geoffrey Edelsten?
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You totally outmanoeuvred her
on the last corner.
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It was genius!
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DANNY: Okay, can we
take it down a notch?
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It was a go-kart race.
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It wasn't the
Olympics.
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-Mum still got a trophy.
-DANNY: Oh, pfft!
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Who hasn't a got a trophy?
Best Skillion Roof 2010!
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Am I right, Oscar?
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Dad, the light's green.
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(HORN BLARES)
Or have you stalled again?
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(HORNS BLARING)
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Best day ever!
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-Thanks, guys.
-Not over yet, mate.
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Oh, no, Dad...
did you organise a stripper?
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-Really?
-I was talking about the cake.
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Oh, no! I forgot to
pick up the cake
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-from The Cheesecake Shop.
-Oh, tell me you're joking.
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I've been hanging
for that all day.
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-What sort was it?
-Caribbean Dream.
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-This is a nightmare!
-That's not like you, Jules.
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Oh, well, maybe I'm losing
my memory.
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I mean, that's what
happens when you're...
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When you're over the hill,
isn't it?
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It's cool, Mum.
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We'll just get a Viennetta
from the 7-Eleven.
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Chocolate!
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Uh, has to be vanilla,
hey, Dad?
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-Classic.
-Bags the end! Yes!
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-You had it last time.
-No, I said it first.
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(SOFT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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-What's wrong with you?
-Nothing.
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-This is your sad song.
-No, it's not.
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Then why don't you listen
to the rest of the album?
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'Cause the one
with Kylie's the best.
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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You've become
their favourite.
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-Whose?
-The twins'.
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I've always been
their favourite.
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But that doesn't make sense.
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I can do traditional gags,
practical jokes, slapstick.
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I'm a good at-home dad
but equally adept outdoors.
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Didn't seem too adept today when
you got thrashed on the track.
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That was a dud kart.
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We're not allowed to have a
favourite, how come they are?
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-'Cause it's me.
-What? No.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ From the first day I saw her
I knew she was the one... ♪
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Who put this back
in the pantry?
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There's still some left.
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-Don't get full.
-Put that back.
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Your brother needs all
the energy he can get today.
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Yeah. Why?
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Second part of your
birthday present...
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-You and me going skydiving.
-Wicked!
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-No way!
-Why does he get two presents?
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Because he got wrapping paper
every year till he was seven.
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-Good times.
-How come you're jumping?
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It was a two-for.
And I organised it.
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-Pancakes?
-Buckwheat.
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You know,
when you break it down,
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it's probably healthier
than fruit.
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Mm...
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And they've got devices
at the table because...?
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Oh, I said they could read the
news online as a bit of a treat.
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(FARTING NOISE)
Best app ever, Dad.
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You're going for cheap points.
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Hey, have you done a price check
on organic buckwheat lately?
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(PHONE BLEEPS)
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(FARTING NOISE)
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-OSCAR: Nanny Margaret!
-Don't bother knocking.
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-How's your ankle?
-Better. Thank you for asking.
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I thought I'd take you all
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to the new William Blake
exhibition.
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Oh, no, we can't because
we're going to Tooradin.
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-OSCAR: Where?
-Why?
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-Kayne and Julie are skydiving!
-Rug up, kids.
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What is it with that woman
and adrenaline sports?
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Hasn't she heard of
ageing gracefully?
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00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,720
So I take it
you're not coming, then?
243
00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:35,920
Ah! My ankle's flaring up again.
Ooh! Ah...
244
00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,200
And as much as that sounds
like my perfect morning,
245
00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:40,840
I am snowed under
with work, so...
246
00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:44,800
Oh. Well, expect to stay at
number two in the charts, then.
247
00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,200
This cocky thing isn't quite
as sexy as you think it is.
248
00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,080
(CHUCKLES)
Isn't it?
249
00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:50,680
Maybe a little bit.
250
00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:55,440
Does this kiss come
with an intermission?
251
00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,920
'Cause I'm going to need
the maple syrup.
252
00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,520
Fact! Dean and I
253
00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:04,400
are the most experienced
tandem skydiving instructors
254
00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,600
in the state.
255
00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,080
JULIE: So you haven't
killed anyone?
256
00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,280
And we don't want our
record tarnished today,
257
00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,120
so you'll listen
to everything we tell you
258
00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:15,360
and save any skylarking
for the drive home!
259
00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:18,000
We have a one-strike policy
for dickheads.
260
00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,520
-Good idea.
-Fact!
261
00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,880
We hate blowhards
more than dickheads.
262
00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,440
It's a ton of work packing
these chutes
263
00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,640
and when jumpers
are gung-ho on the ground,
264
00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:30,200
then they lose their nerve
at 14,000ft,
265
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,320
quite frankly,
it's a pain in the arse.
266
00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,120
Well, there'll be no
chickening out here
267
00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,600
'cause Julie's
a drag-race champ
268
00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,720
and Kayne was born
without the fear gene.
269
00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,200
And a host of fuckin' others.
270
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:44,240
Let's run through the landing.
One, two, three.
271
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:46,640
-Oh!
-Ooh.
272
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,640
-Julie, are you alright?
-All good.
273
00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,880
The impact will be greater
when you do the real thing.
274
00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:53,600
-Nah, I'm right as rain.
-Mum, that looks really sore.
275
00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:55,920
Can you get my Voltaren Forte
out of the car?
276
00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,400
This isn't the Tour de France!
277
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,640
You do it drug-free
or not at all.
278
00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:05,400
Okay.
Won't do your stupid skydive.
279
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:10,320
And what am I supposed to do
with the plane? Spray crops?
280
00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,640
Someone is going up.
281
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,320
You.
282
00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,920
Oh, I'd love to, mate,
283
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:21,120
but the... The air pressure
would suck the old glass eye
284
00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,240
right into my skull.
(CHUCKLES)
285
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:26,640
-Girls?
-I've just had my hair tonged.
286
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,240
I'm not getting strapped
to either of these tools.
287
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,480
What about our go-kart champ?
288
00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:32,720
(GASPS)
No way.
289
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,120
I've read way too many stories
290
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,280
about chutes not opening.
(CHUCKLES)
291
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,440
Don't be so offensive.
292
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:46,240
You heard my briefing.
It's a clean sheet.
293
00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,000
And you were okay with
Mum and Kayne doing it.
294
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:51,200
Yeah... No, not because I value
their life any less than...
295
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,320
Alright, I'm in.
(BRIANNA SQUEALS)
296
00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,720
OSCAR: Wicked!
297
00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,960
Mum, give her your
flying suit!
298
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,600
You're gonna kill it, Mum.
299
00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,200
Please don't say
the K-word, Oscar.
300
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,160
Today, people!
301
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,640
KAYNE: Yes. Yes.
302
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,400
(SIGHS)
303
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,160
JULIE: No, no dramas.
304
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,640
Yeah. See you then.
305
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,080
-EDWINA: Whoa, Dad.
-That's awesome!
306
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:59,760
Perfect timing, gang.
Check it out!
307
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,520
Cool.
You won't believe what Mum did.
308
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,800
OSCAR: I'll give you a clue.
309
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,640
She could totally join
Team Red Bull.
310
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,520
(SCOFFS)
No! Could I?
311
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,240
Well, surely it can't compete
with the latest
312
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,680
in domestic
watersport innovation!
313
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,800
She jumped out of a plane
from 14,000ft.
314
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,920
The instructor said
she's the best virgin
315
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,920
-he's ever had strapped on.
-Sorry?
316
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,520
Oscar's got most of the words
in the wrong order.
317
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,320
But the point is,
I went skydiving!
318
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,360
It was incredible!
319
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,440
Yeah?
Sounds great.
320
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,040
Can we try the
Hydroplunge 5000 now?!
321
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:33,040
No, we're gonna go watch Mum's
skydiving GoPro footage.
322
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:35,920
What is it with your generation
323
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,640
and reliving things
that have just happened?
324
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,480
DANNY, ON RECORDING:
What is it with your generation
325
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,640
and reliving things
that have just happened?
326
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,080
Classic, Dad.
327
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:52,320
-There you are!
-KAYNE: You missed my jump.
328
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:55,000
-Jules, we were worried sick.
-Really?
329
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,320
You didn't seem that worried
when you left me at the hangar.
330
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,400
Where's the dragster?
331
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,720
What's happened?
Where's Janis?
332
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,040
(GASPS)
We've been robbed!
333
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:07,360
Shawn, You cover the Bali DVDs,
I'll call the cops.
334
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,240
(WALKIE TALKIE BEEPS)
Security has not been breached.
335
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,360
I repeat, security has
not been breached.
336
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,600
I sold it.
337
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,400
-What?
-AMBER: Not to the Briscolis.
338
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,320
You... You didn't give it
to the fuckin' Briscolis?
339
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,400
No, I didn't give it.
I sold it.
340
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,040
Well, if they paid you
what they offered me,
341
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,120
then, trust me,
you gave it away.
342
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,280
KAYNE: Mum! Why?
343
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,720
-I'm quitting racing.
-Get it back.
344
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,760
-I'm not racing anymore.
-WAYNE: Jules...
345
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,840
It's not your decision to make.
346
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:35,160
Is this just because
your knee's sore?
347
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,360
No.
348
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,760
Well, yeah, yeah,
everything's sore.
349
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,080
Well, hello! Drugs!
350
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,280
It is over!
It's over, alright?
351
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,400
No, it's not bloody alright.
What about us?
352
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,760
I thought you'd
be pleased for once.
353
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,320
You get to make
this month's payment.
354
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:51,240
Managing our family's enormous
debt is my thing.
355
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,120
You can't just take that
away from me.
356
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,080
Amber, I was helping!
357
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:58,280
Helping? The Wheelers without
wheels... How is that helping?
358
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,040
How could you be
so selfish, Mum?
359
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,880
You've been taking
selfish pills!
360
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,640
Actually, you know what?
I... I can't believe you lot.
361
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,560
After everything
I've done for this family
362
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,440
and the one time, the one time
I ask for some support,
363
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,160
and this is how you behave!
(BRIANNA SCOFFS)
364
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,800
Where are you going now?
To sell the house?
365
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,080
Help us some more?
366
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:20,440
Julie! Where are you off to?
367
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,000
Oh, I was hoping
I could stay with you.
368
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,520
What's happened?
369
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,160
I sold the Janis.
370
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,440
You sold the Janis?
Really?
371
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,800
Well, if you're angry too, I can
go find a cheap hotel somewhere.
372
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:35,000
Oh, no, no, of course. You can
stay as long as you want.
373
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,200
Pardon?
374
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,760
She sold it. Am I the only one
that thinks she's gone mental?
375
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,720
-Her eyes were crazy.
-Yeah. Like haunted.
376
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,440
-We need to buy it back.
-We need a driver.
377
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,080
I proved today
that I'm ready to step up.
378
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,600
By coming third in
a go-kart race?
379
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,760
Oh, don't sell
yourself short, Kayne.
380
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,120
You're ready for Formula One.
381
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,800
Someone get Bernie Ecclestone
on the phone.
382
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,040
Amber, you know as well as I do,
383
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,040
getting into Formula One is a
lot more complicated than that.
384
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,800
Where do you think Mum went?
385
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,520
Oh, she's probably just gone
to get a neck and shoulders
386
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,320
down at the Thai place.
She'll be back soon. Whoa.
387
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,400
(MESSAGE TONE ON MOBILE)
388
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,560
Does it bother you, mate,
me being here?
389
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,280
No. It's cool.
390
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,920
Like when the Norwegian exchange
teacher, Miss Johansson,
391
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,440
was staying at Caspian's.
392
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,920
But then she had
to go home early
393
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,840
because she got along too well
with Caspian's dad.
394
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,080
I still don't understand
how getting along with someone
395
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,240
could be a bad thing.
396
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,080
I think there might be a little
bit more to it, darling.
397
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,480
'Morning!
398
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,160
I really need to get that
deadlocked.
399
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,840
-What's going on here?
-I've moved in.
400
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,240
You can't have!
401
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,080
She's staying
in the spare room.
402
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,480
My room?
403
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,520
-It's not your room.
-It's the spare room.
404
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,920
It's not any mother's room.
It's the spare room.
405
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,480
-What's wrong with your bed?
-Nothing.
406
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,200
It's Wayne and the kids...
407
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,040
-BESS: Oh, Julie.
-What are you doing?
408
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,560
-Come here, Julie.
-Sorry.
409
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,160
Don't be sorry.
Of course you're upset.
410
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,240
-MARGARET: Bess!
-BESS: What?
411
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,000
I can't find the
fabric softener!
412
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,520
-It can wait.
-No, it can't!
413
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,920
-Bess!
-Oh!
414
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,840
What's happened? Has she run out
of extreme sports?
415
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,520
All I know is
she sold the Janis
416
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:34,960
and had a fight with Wayne
and the kids.
417
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,520
Does she have to stay here?
418
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,360
There are excellent deals
on that Last Minute website.
419
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,800
-How can you be so insensitive?
-She's the one
420
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,240
who's insensitive,
weeping in front of everyone
421
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,040
like an Oscar winner!
422
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,960
You know what? You're no good to
anyone when you're like this.
423
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,920
-I'll call you later.
-My ankle!
424
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,800
It was alright
when you came in.
425
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:57,760
For a hypochondriac, you are
perversely... Stony-hearted!
426
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,160
AMBER: Dad, we can help.
427
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,440
No, no, it's fine.
I can manage.
428
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:14,720
We're out of cereal
and the good bread,
429
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,840
but... There you go.
430
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:21,000
-Awesome spread, Dad.
-Yum, Pop.
431
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,800
Can you please pass the honey,
Kayne?
432
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,440
-Certainly, Brianna.
-(GASPS) Agh!
433
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,760
-Sorry!
-Ooh!
434
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,600
No, that was my fault.
435
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:36,560
See? We're gonna be right.
436
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,560
How about I do
the school run this morning?
437
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:43,000
You two kids can take turns
DJ'ing while I drive.
438
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,320
Sorry, Dad,
but we're running late.
439
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,520
So?
440
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,040
We need Mum's
superior driving skills
441
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,120
to get us there on time.
442
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,520
-Oh, you gotta...
-Love you. Mwah!
443
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,040
Bye, kids.
(DOOR CLOSES)
444
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,280
(TV SHOW THEME SONG PLAYING)
445
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,360
What do you usually
watch now?
446
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,640
Nothing.
I work. All day.
447
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,840
Sometimes with only
an hour's break.
448
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,920
JULIE: You don't have Foxtel!
449
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,000
Sorry! No!
450
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,160
We don't.
451
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,840
(CHILDREN'S MUSIC PLAYING)
452
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,640
Not much work going on here.
Hey?
453
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,400
No, no.
No, no. I, uh...
454
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:31,600
I... I... I have my best ideas
when I'm doing something else.
455
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:35,000
I mean, look at any study
on unlocking creativity,
456
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,080
and you'll find the research
backs me up, I think.
457
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,360
Sorry, what do you want?
458
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,160
Thought we could try out
the new water slide.
459
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,640
Sorry, I'm far too busy.
460
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,800
(CROWD CHEERING
ON COMPUTER GAME)
461
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,160
You know, maybe just a quick go?
462
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,560
Make sure it's safe
for the kids.
463
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,640
Oh, those twins, they don't
know what they're missing.
464
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:56,320
I know. I mean, how could I be
in number two position?
465
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,800
Oh, it goes in waves, you know.
466
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,880
Like the way
your favourite kid changes.
467
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,560
No. I don't play favourites.
468
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,160
I do. I hate all mine
equally at the moment.
469
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,000
No, I love Oscar
just as much as Edwina.
470
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,240
-Mm-hm.
-He's a special kid.
471
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,040
-Mm.
-He's very special.
472
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,080
-Mm.
-Oh, hey. Hey, you.
473
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,000
We're an all-underwear house!
474
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,280
BESS: Uh-uh, no, no,
no, we're not.
475
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,920
Put your pants back on.
All of you.
476
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,680
Julie, do you feel like
you want to give Wayne a call?
477
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:25,640
Nup. And that is why
you are my favourite.
478
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,600
You're always thinking
about me.
479
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,920
KAYNE: Get out of my grill!
480
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,600
-Wait your turn!
-I was here first.
481
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,120
-Dad!
-Sort it out yourselves.
482
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,160
AMBER: Alright,
oldest to youngest.
483
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,760
-Worst system ever!
-Ow!
484
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,960
Let me get a Le Snak!
485
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,040
(BRIANNA GASPS)
This is my lucky work shirt!
486
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,880
-No!
-Oh!
487
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,960
You are so dead!
488
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,520
Oh, my...!
489
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,800
(GRUNTS)
490
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,480
Big mistake. Huge.
491
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,880
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God! No! Ow! Ow!
492
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,120
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
493
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,360
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
494
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,840
(CONCH BLOWS)
495
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,480
Margaret?
496
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,880
What are you doing here?
497
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,840
-We have a situation.
-We?
498
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,360
We all suffer as long
as Julie stays with Bess,
499
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:25,240
so whoever upset her, apologise
now so she can come home.
500
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,800
You've got a nerve barging
in here and blowing our shell.
501
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,120
No-one's upset her.
502
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,240
We've done
nothing wrong, Margo.
503
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,400
Yeah, why should we apologise?
504
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,760
You're not seriously
going to eat those?
505
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,320
Three-second rule.
506
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,200
You have rules?
507
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,960
Dad, you could totally have
your own sashimi show on SBS.
508
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,640
Yeah, Dad,
that'd be awesome.
509
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,400
Really? Me? A host?
510
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,240
-EDWINA AND OSCAR: Yeah.
-What about your mum?
511
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,680
No. Remember when
she tried to do sashimi?
512
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,680
-Remind me.
-The pieces were so big
513
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,120
we had to hold them
like hamburgers.
514
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,440
(SCOFFS)
515
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,560
Luckily, she's an anaesthetist,
not a surgeon.
516
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,480
Yeah, yeah,
I went in to get my mole removed
517
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,840
and this woman chopped
my whole arm off.
518
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,360
(LAUGHTER)
So, reading between the lines,
519
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,840
I'm the new favourite.
520
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,120
Pathetic!
(PHONE BLEEPS)
521
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,760
-(CRIES)
-Julie, what is it?
522
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,560
Wayne says he lones me.
523
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,680
He means 'loves'.
524
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,840
He's obviously had
a couple of Woodstocks.
525
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,360
Do you want to give him
a call?
526
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,000
He doesn't understand.
527
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,800
AMBER: I hope you're not doing
this out of obligation.
528
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,120
That's why I do everything.
529
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:35,640
Wayne. I think you
should come and eat.
530
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,760
(DRUNKENLY)
I love you, babe. I love you.
531
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,240
I thought you said we were
having chicken parmas.
532
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,680
I can assure you
I did not say that.
533
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,480
She said it was like
chicken parma.
534
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,440
How?
535
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,680
This is wasabi-crumbed quail
536
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,560
with edamame and
asparagus salad.
537
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,680
Mmm. Is there any more?
538
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,160
Not until you tell me
what you did to Julie.
539
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,360
She did it to us.
She sold the car.
540
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,520
Why, Jules? Why?
541
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,840
We could've found the money
to keep the Janis.
542
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,000
PRESENTER: This Wheeler
looks out of alignment.
543
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,040
It's been a year
since Julie's last win
544
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,240
and with no successor in sight,
545
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,280
Team Wheeler must be wishing
their matriarch
546
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,640
could roll back
the old odometer.
547
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,680
How dare he!
548
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:22,360
Ignore him.
Look how beautiful she is.
549
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,600
Wayne, you can't possibly
watch that
550
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,600
and not know why
Julie sold the dragster.
551
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,160
Because of this plonker?
552
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,480
Margaret,
if you knew the crap
553
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,040
that people say about
Team Wheeler...
554
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,720
This isn't about Team Wheeler,
this is about Julie.
555
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:38,040
And that ghastly plonker
556
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,800
spoke about her age
on television.
557
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,360
How infra dig!
558
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:48,200
That story was about Julie
being too old to race.
559
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:52,560
Jules. I have to go to her.
Oh...
560
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,440
(MARGARET SCOFFS,
WAYNE GROANS)
561
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,080
Somebody get some
crumbed quail into him.
562
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,080
I'll take care of this.
563
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:02,600
(TV SHOW THEME SONG PLAYING)
564
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,600
-What's his name again?
-Stephen Fry.
565
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,040
Oh, I forgot to tape QI.
566
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,440
Who left
that door unlocked?
567
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,440
I know why Julie's here.
568
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,760
Not for the telly.
569
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,960
I saw the feature story
about you.
570
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,440
What feature story?
571
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,000
It was highly defamatory.
572
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,600
They said Julie
couldn't race anymore.
573
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,040
Well, they're right.
I'm too old.
574
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:26,760
Poppycock. I've never met anyone
more annoyingly vital.
575
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,800
While you're trying
to jump out of planes,
576
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:32,200
I'm trying not to fall over
my own feet at the supermarket.
577
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:35,200
-I thought you slipped on kale.
-This isn't about me.
578
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,360
Are you going to let
some two-bit sports presenter
579
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,200
tell you when your
career's over?
580
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,680
KAYNE, ON WALKIE-TALKIE:
Little Red, do you copy?
581
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,880
Little Red?
582
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,520
Right here, Big Red.
583
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,320
-Dad wants to speak to...
-WAYNE: Jules!
584
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,040
Jules, are you there?
585
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,240
-Wayne. Wayne, are you alright?
-Oh, I forgot.
586
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,760
Wayne's drunk and
the children are eating
587
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,120
noodles off the floor.
588
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,200
-Can we do that?
-WAYNE: Babe, I'm so sorry.
589
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,640
I had no idea that the
TV story upset you.
590
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,920
It's not true, Jules!
You can't give up!
591
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,520
Not for us, for you!
592
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,360
You are the hottest,
fastest driver in the...
593
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,280
Oh! Oh...
(THUD)
594
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:12,040
Kayne. Kayne, put Dad to bed.
595
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:18,480
Marg, can I have a look
at the back of your car?
596
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,520
Kids! Come on!
597
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,080
Mum's coming home!
598
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,040
Is that...?
599
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,720
Margo! Sweet driving!
600
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,120
Apparently,
my yacht club membership
601
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:08,040
comes with a tow bar.
(CHUCKLES)
602
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,600
You got a bridging loan?
603
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,800
Worst fucking product!
How are we supposed to...?
604
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,600
Oh, don't worry about it,
I'll sort it out.
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