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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

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OO! OO!

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WOOoo! WOOoo!

WOOoo! HOO hoo! WOOoo!

OO oo! OO HOO!

BR-R-R-R-RR! EEoo!

CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW!

THIS IS WHERE THE TOWN BEGINS.

THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT OF CHANGES.

NOT ALL SMALL ONES, EITHER.

I THINK THEY'RE IN THE PROCESS OF GOING THROUGH ANOTHER ONE.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S BOUND TO BE AT LEAST ONE PERSON

WHO REMEMBERS WHEN EVERYTHING WAS JUST OPEN LAND,

LIKE IT IS RIGHT HERE,

AND SOME PEOPLE CAN JUST LOOK AT THE LAND--JUST LOOK AT IT--

AND TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED THERE.

THIS WHOLE AREA WAS ONCE UNDER WATER--

ALMOST STILL LOOKS LIKE IT.

AFTER THAT, THERE WAS A PERIOD

WHEN DINOSAURS ROAMED ALL OVER THE PLACE.

I USED TO BE FASCINATED BY DINOSAURS WHEN I WAS A KID.

A LOT OF KIDS WERE.

RECENTLY, THE BONES OF A WOMAN WHO LIVED 20,000 YEARS AGO

WERE FOUND HERE.

THEY NICKNAMED HER MIDLAND MINNIE.

THE FIRST INHABITANTS HERE

REFERRED TO THEMSELVES SIMPLY AS THE PEOPLE.

OTHER GROUPS THEY CAME IN CONTACT WITH

WERE REFERRED TO AS FRIENDS.

TEXAS COMES FROM THE CADDOAN WORD FOR FRIEND.

HOWEVER, THE CADDO WERE AMONG THE FIRST

TO BE WIPED OUT BY EARLY WHITE SETTLERS.

A GROUP OF SPANISH SETTLERS

OFFERED THE INDIANS A CHANCE TO BECOME SLAVES.

THE INDIANS THOUGHT ABOUT IT, DECIDED IT WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA,

AND KILLED THE SPANIARDS.

THE SPANIARDS FOUGHT MEXICANS. MEXICANS FOUGHT AMERICANS.

AMERICANS FOUGHT THE WICHITAS. THE WICHITAS FOUGHT TANKOWAS.

TANKOWAS FOUGHT THE COMANCHES. THE COMANCHES FOUGHT EVERYONE.

MEANWHILE, MOST PEOPLE WHO NOW LIVED HERE SPOKE SPANISH.

COVERT MILITARY OPERATIONS

TO SEIZE TEXAS FOR THE U.S. OF A.

WERE BEGUN IN 1835.

EVENTUALLY, THEY DID GET TEXAS.

LAND GRABBERS, RAILROAD COMPANIES MOVED IN.

THE ECONOMY BOOMED. SOME PEOPLE GOT RICH--

FIRST ON COTTON, THEN CATTLE, THEN OIL,

AND NOW, MICROELECTRONICS.

THE SILICON-BASED TRANSISTOR WAS FIRST PROPOSED HERE IN 1949.

IN 1958,

MR. JACK KILBY INVENTED THE INTEGRATED CIRCUIT.

HE WAS WORKING AT TEXAS INSTRUMENTS THEN.

HE DOESN'T WORK THERE ANYMORE.

THIS IS THE 150th ANNIVERSARY OF THE STATE OF TEXAS.

PRINCE CHARLIE, DUKE OF WINDSOR, PRINCE OF WALES EVEN CAME HERE

FOR THE SESQUICENTENNIAL OPENING CEREMONIES.

THIS OUT HERE-- THIS IS VIRGIL, TEXAS.

THEIR CELEBRATION'S GONNA HAPPEN THIS FRIDAY.

THEY'RE GONNA HAVE A PARADE

THAT RUNS DOWN THE MAIN STREET IN THE MORNING.

AND THEN OUTSIDE OF TOWN THAT NIGHT,

THEY'RE GONNA HAVE A TALENT SHOW.

YOU KNOW, IN A COUPLE OF YEARS,

THIS'LL PROBABLY ALL BE BUILT UP.

RADIO RECEPTION'S GREAT HERE!

ALTHOUGH THE CENTER OF TOWN IS PRETTY OLD,

AROUND THE OUTSIDE, THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE MOVING IN,

A LOT OF CONSTRUCTION.

PLUMMET RIGHT.

STEADY!

5.32.

MOVE ON.

THIS IS WHERE THE STAGE FOR THE PERFORMANCES

IS GONNA BE BUILT.

IT'LL ONLY TAKE A COUPLE OF DAYS

BECAUSE IT'S ALL PREFAB.

THEY'LL GET IT DONE JUST IN TIME, I HOPE.

DO YOU THINK THERE'LL BE ENOUGH PARKING, HUH?

4.50.

GOOD. MOVE ON.

BE THERE SOON.

MANY OF VIRGIL'S FESTIVITIES ARE SPONSORED BY VARICORP.

IT'S A MAJOR PUBLIC RELATIONS EFFORT.

THEY'RE CALLING IT A CELEBRATION OF SPECIALNESS.

BUT THIS PLACE IS COMPLETELY NORMAL.

ANYWAY, THIS IS THE VARICORP BUILDING

JUST OUTSIDE VIRGIL. IT'S COOL.

IT'S A MULTIPURPOSE SHAPE-- A BOX.

WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S INSIDE THERE.

GOING TO THE KEG PARTY AT DON'S TOMORROW?

LOVE MAKES EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL, LIKE A LITTLE PUPPY--

WARM AND FUZZY. YOU KNOW, I LIKE A HAIRY MAN.

JESUS WAS HAIRY.

IT'S WORTH IT TO FALL IN LOVE,

TO SEE THE BEAUTIFUL WORLD.

LOVE IS SOFT AND LOVE IS PURE.

LOVE IS SOMETHING THAT YOU MUST ENDURE.

LOVE IS PEACEFUL AND LOVE IS WILD.

LOVE'S ALL RIGHT IF IT LASTS A WHILE.

I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT LOVE, HONEY.

I HAVE SEEN IT ALL AND DONE IT ALL.

I LOVE MONEY, AND MEN LIKE THAT.

REMEMBER WHEN I WENT OUT WITH BURT REYNOLDS?

SHOOT, HE WAS GONNA QUIT THE MOVIES AND LIVE WITH ME.

I SAID, "BURT, DARLIN', I NEED ALL YOUR MONEY."

HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT TO ME.

DON'T BE AFRAID. I'M GONNA TOUCH YOUR NOSE.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?

UM, YOU SEE, I CAN READ YOUR TONES.

EVERYBODY HAS TONES.

IT'S LIKE EVERYBODY HAS THEIR OWN STATION,

LIKE A TRANSMITTER.

I GUESS YOU HAVE YOUR DIAL SET.

BABY, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS A RADIO.

I'M PICKING YOU UP.

YOU'RE SORT OF COOL, SORT OF...HHHOT!

BABY, YOUR MIND IS A RADIO

THE RECEIVER IS IN MY HEAD

BABY, I'M TUNED TO YOUR WAVELENGTH

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT IT SAYS

IT'S A TRANSMITTER

DA DA DA DOOM

I'M PICKING UP SOMETHING GOOD ??

I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT.

SEEMS TO BE A DIFFERENT KIND OF ATTITUDE.

YEAH. SOMETHING'S HAPPENING HERE, ALL RIGHT.

THE WORLD IS CHANGING...

AND THIS IS THE CENTER OF IT RIGHT NOW.

OR THE ONE OF MANY CENTERS.

IT'S A LOT LIKE MUSIC.

COMPUTERS ARE LIKE THAT.

YOU CAN NEVER EXPLAIN

THE FEELINGS OR CONNECTIONS TO ANYONE ELSE.

FIGURING SOMETHING OUT,

SOMETHING THAT'S NEVER BEEN UNDERSTOOD BEFORE,

IS A RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE.

STEVE JOBS SAID THAT.

HE USED TO BE THE HEAD OF APPLE.

THANKS.

YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER BUSINESS

CAN BE PRETTY CREATIVE,

UNLIKE THE TRADITIONAL BUSINESSMAN.

YOU KNOW, THE ASTRONAUTS DIDN'T READ POETRY.

BUT THAT'S CHANGING.

HI, GARY.

THIS IS AN EXCITING PLACE TO WORK?

YEAH, I GUESS I'D SAY SO.

COMPUTERS ARE AS MUCH A MEANS OF EXPRESSION AS LANGUAGE.

HI!

MY NAME IS LOUIS-- LOUIS FYNE.

I'VE BEEN WORKING HERE A NUMBER OF YEARS.

NOW I'M IN THE CLEAN ROOM.

IT'S PRETTY OK.

I GO OUT AT NIGHT.

I'M A DANCIN' FOOL!

HA HA! HA HA!

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

WHEW!

I LOVE THE WOMEN.

HEY, THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN THIS JOB.

NO OFFENSE, YOU UNDERSTAND. I'M NO SWINGER. NOT LOUIS.

I WANT TO SETTLE DOWN. IT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL.

HEY, THESE MACHINES ARE GREAT. THEY'RE AMAZING.

I TRIED A COMPUTER DATING SERVICE ONCE.

WOUND UP WITH A MIDGET.

I MEAN, I'M NOT A FUSSY MAN, BUT...WHEW!

LOUIS, TELL ME, DO YOU LIKE CHILDREN?

THEY'RE LOVELY.

WELL, DO YOU KNOW ALL THE KIDS' NAMES BY NOW?

UH...WHAT, ARE THEY SITTING ALPHABETICALLY?

I WANT SOMEONE TO SHARE MY LIFE.

MARRIAGE IS A NATURAL THING, AND I'M A NATURAL MAN.

LOUIS, I'D LIKE TO TEACH YOU

THE LOTUS POSITION.

MOONSTONE, I'D LIKE TO LEARN IT,

BUT I SIT ALL DAY AT WORK, SO I'M NOT FLEXIBLE.

JUST TAKE ONE FOOT,

PLACE IT ON THE OPPOSITE THIGH.

GENTLY. THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME YOGA POSITION.

WELL, IF IT'S AWESOME...

TAKE THE OTHER FOOT.

THIS ONE GOES HERE, VERY GENTLY.

NO, CAREFUL, CAREFUL.

VERY GENTLY.

HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.

NO, NO. THAT'S A DIFFERENT POSITION.

BACK THIS WAY, LOUIS.

THERE. OH, YOU'RE DOING VERY WELL.

GOT IT?

IT'S CLOSE. VERY GOOD.

WELL, I SUPPOSE THESE FREEWAYS

MADE THIS TOWN AND A LOT OF OTHERS LIKE IT POSSIBLE.

THEY'RE THE CATHEDRALS OF OUR TIME, SOMEONE SAID.

NOT ME.

YOU KNOW, AROUND HERE THEY HAVE NAMES

FOR THE VARIOUS KINDS OF FREEWAY DRIVERS.

THE SLINGSHOTTER.

THE ADVENTURER.

THE MARSHMALLOW.

THE NOMAD.

AND THE WEAVER.

YUP, IT'S FANCY DRIVING, ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, THINGS THAT NEVER HAD NAMES BEFORE

ARE NOW EASILY DESCRIBED.

IT MAKES CONVERSATION EASY.

I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY

ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AMERICAN AND EUROPEAN CITIES...

BUT I FORGOT WHAT IT IS.

I HAVE IT WRITTEN DOWN AT HOME SOMEWHERE.

YOU LIKE MUSIC?

OH, I KNOW.

EVERYBODY SAYS THEY DO.

LOOK. I PERSONALLY BELIEVE...

I CAN SEE FORT WORTH FROM HERE.

MOST PEOPLE AROUND HERE HAVE EATEN DINNER ALREADY.

DON'T WANT TO BE LATE. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

OR DO YOU?

YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS.

THIS MIGHT BE PART OF VIRGIL'S CELEBRATION OF SPECIALNESS...

OR IT MIGHT NOT BE.

YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN IT ON TELEVISION...

OR MAYBE YOU MISSED IT.

HOPE YOU DON'T MIND LOUD MUSIC.

ALL RIGHT, FRIENDS. WELCOME.

CRAZY CAJUN TALKING AT YOU IN VIRGIL CITY TONIGHT

WHERE EVERYBODY ALWAYS HAS A GOOD TIME.

WE'RE GONNA PASS YOU SOME OF THAT GOOD TIME TONIGHT.

IN THIS DRINK, THEY MIX 6 DIFFERENT KINDS OF LIQUOR,

BUT IT DON'T TASTE TOO STRONG.

WOULD YOU LIKE A RAFFLE TICKET?

THEY'RE $2.50 FOR THE CAR.

THANKS, OLA.

D.J.: YOU, YOU ARE THE VIDEO...

I FEEL LIKE GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT.

HOW ABOUT YOU?

WHEN I WAS A NURSE IN VIETNAM,

I WAS STUCK OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE JUNGLE

WITH THE REAL RAMBO.

HE HAD THE HOTS FOR ME.

I MEAN, HE WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY.

OF COURSE, IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT FOR ANYBODY

NOT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU IN THAT HUMIDITY.

AND I SAVED HIS LIFE ABOUT 50 TIMES.

I BET YOU'VE SEEN ME HERE BEFORE.

RRROAR! HA HA!

I'M THE DANCING BEAR.

HI, LOUIS.

YOU GONNA DANCE IN THE SHOW ON FRIDAY?

YEAH, BUT... EXCUSE US.

I'M STILL HAVING TROUBLE WITH LADIES.

BUDDY, I'LL TELL YOU.

FACT--THERE ARE 1/2 MILLION MORE SINGLE GUYS

THAN THERE ARE GALS, AND THE COMPETITION IS TOUGH.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME. DO IT TO IT.

MOST OF THEM JUST WANT TO SWING

OR AREN'T REALLY SERIOUS.

SOME OF THESE GALS ARE AS BAD AS THE GUYS.

THAT'S MINE, THERE.

I'LL TAKE THE RED ONE.

WE GOT A SONG COMING UP CALLEDWILD, WILD LIFE.

I WANT YOU TO LIP-SYNCH IT. WAIT! NOT NOW.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF. SEE, I'M CUTE.

HEY, RAMON. HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU.

PARTYING?

YEAH, A LITTLE.

WANT ME TO READ YOUR TONES, MAN?

YEAH. GO AHEAD.

RELAX.

CHIHUAHUA! WHEW!

HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, MAN.

TAKE IT EASY. SEE YOU LATER, MAN.

I GUARAN-DAMN-TEE YOU,

YOU KNOW, TRAVELING IS MY LIFE.

I JUST WORK AT VARICORP FOR A HOBBY.

LET'S GO! HELLO!

OOO!

I'M WEARIN'

FUR PAJAMAS

I RIDE A

HOT POTATO

IT'S TICKLING

MY FANCY

SPEAK UP

I CAN'T HEAR YOU

HERE ON THIS MOUNTAINTOP, OH HO HO

I GOT SOME WILD, WILD LIFE

I'VE GOT SOME NEWS TO TELL YOU, WHOA HO

ABOUT SOME WILD, WILD LIFE

HERE COME THE DOCTOR IN CHARGE, OH HO HO

SHE'S GOT SOME WILD, WILD LIFE

AIN'T THAT THE WAY YOU LIKE IT? OH HO

LIVING WILD, WILD LIFE

I WRESTLE

WITH YOUR CONSCIENCE

YOU WRESTLE

WITH YOUR PARTNER

SITTING ON A WINDOWSILL

BUT HE SPENDS HIS TIME BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

CHECK OUT MR. BUSINESSMAN OH HO HO

HE BOUGHT SOME WILD, WILD LIFE

ON THE WAY TO THE STOCK EXCHANGE, OH HO HO

HE GOT SOME WILD, WILD LIFE

BREAK IT UP WHEN HE OPENS THE DOOR, OH HO HO

HE'S DOIN' WILD, WILD LIFE

I KNOW THAT'S THE WAY YOU LIKE IT, WHOA OH

LIVING WILD, WILD LIFE

PEACE OF MIND

IT'S A PIECE O' CAKE

THOUGHT CONTROL

?? YOU GET ON BOARD ANYTIME YOU LIKE

LIKE SITTIN' ON

PINS AND NEEDLES

THINGS FALL APART

IT'S SCIENTIFIC

?SLEEPING ON THE INTERSTATE, OH HO HO

GETTIN' WILD, WILD LIFE

CHECKIN' IN

AND CHECKIN' OUT UH-HUH

I GOT A WILD, WILD LIFE

SPENDING ALL OF MY MONEY AND TIME, OH HO HO

DONE TOO MUCH WILD, WILD LIFE

WE WANT TO GO WHERE WE GO WHERE WE GO, OH HO HO

I'M DOIN' WILD, WILD LIFE

YOU'VE GROWN SO TALL

YOU'VE GROWN SO FAST, OH HO HO ??

WILD, WILD LIFE

AND I KNOW THAT'S THE WAY YOU LIKE IT, OH HO

LIVIN' WILD, WILD, WILD, WILD

WHOA OHH

WOO! WOO!

TV: THE EL PASO BORDER PATROL...

LOUIS TOLD ME

HE HEARD ABOUT A WOMAN WHO LIVES AROUND HERE

AND NEVER GETS OUT OF BED.

SHE'S NOT SICK.

SHE'S GOT ENOUGH MONEY, SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO.

HEY, WOULDN'T YOU?

IF I EVER WENT DOWNSTAIRS, I MIGHT BE SURPRISED, HUH?

IT'S CLEAN DOWN THERE, ISN'T IT, ROBERTO?

THAT GIRL DOES A GOOD JOB, DOESN'T SHE?

IT'S SO CLEAN, IT SCARES ME.

THE BEAUTY OPERATOR IS COMING OVER.

HEY, HOW SHOULD I HAVE HER DO ME THIS TIME?

SHOULD I GET IT MOUSSED?

OOO, LOOK AT THAT. THERE'S A LOOK.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE GALS ON THIS SHOW?

THESE PEOPLE HAVE TOO MUCH METAL ON THEM, MISS ROLLINGS.

THEY ARE REFLECTING KIND OF PEOPLE.

YOU'RE RIGHT. HOW ARE THOSE SHARES OF VARICORP DOING?

ABOUT 30, 40.

IS THAT ALL?

THAT'S ABOUT IT.

WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED. CHEAP LITTLE PIG SHITS.

IT'S THE SAME ALL OVER.

BUNCH OF MANIACS OUT THERE. WOO!

YOU KNOW HOW HOT DOGS COME 10 TO A PACK

AND BUNS IN PACKS OF 8 OR 12?

YOU'VE GOT TO BUY 9 PACKS TO MAKE THEM ALL MATCH UP.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

[TV PLAYING]

SINCE THIS MALL OPENED,

C.R. ANTHONY, JCPENNEY, AND EVEN DUKE AND AYERS

ALL PULLED OUT OF DOWNTOWN VIRGIL.

SHOPPERS HERE GO WHEREVER THE BARGAINS ARE,

WHEREVER IT'S CONVENIENT TO SHOP.

THEY DON'T CARE IF THEY SHOP IN A FUNKY OLD BUILDING DOWNTOWN

OR IN A CLEAN, MODERN PLACE LIKE THIS.

SEE, THEY'RE WISE TO ADVERTISERS' CLAIMS.

IN A PLACE LIKE THIS, THEY CAN COMPARISON SHOP.

EVERYBODY COULD HARDLY WAIT UNTIL THE MALL OPENED...

EXCEPT MARGIE ORTIZ.

I GO THERE ALMOST EVERY WEEKEND. SO DO 2 OTHER GIRLS FROM WORK.

SEE? I TOLD YOU.

THE SHOPPING MALL HAS REPLACED THE TOWN SQUARE

AS THE CENTER OF MANY AMERICAN CITIES.

SHOPPING ITSELF HAS BECOME

THE ACTIVITY THAT BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER.

AND HERE, THE MUSIC'S ALWAYS PLAYING.

WHAT TIME IS IT?

NO TIME TO LOOK BACK.

Men: HA HA HA!

STARVING PEASANTS SELL THEIR BODIES

TO VAMPIRES FOR BLOOD MONEY!

HA HA HA!

STORES HERE ARE PRETTY CLEAN.

THE AIR IS FRESH.

THERE'S PLENTY OF PARKING, PLENTY OF SPACE TO WALK AROUND.

HI, HOW ARE YOU? HOW COME YOU'RE NOT AT WORK?

OH, I'M WORKING ON A PROJECT AT HOME.

I SEND SIGNALS UP.

OH, TO SATELLITES AND THINGS.

FURTHER THAN THAT, I HOPE.

OH.

HEY, I'VE GOT TO GET TO WORK BEFORE ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.

OH.

SEE YOU.

PEOPLE HERE ARE INVENTING THEIR OWN SYSTEM OF BELIEFS.

THEY'RE CREATING IT...

DOING IT...

SELLING IT...

MAKING IT UP AS THEY GO ALONG.

DRIVING...

NOT ONLY DRIVING, BUT PARKING.

HEY, THERE'S LOUIS!

HI, HOW YOU DOING?

PRETTY GOOD.

DID YOU HAVE ANY LUCK AT THE CLUB?

THE WOMEN ARE TOO WILD.

I HAD A GOOD TIME ANYWAY.

LOOK AT THESE WOMEN.

YEAH, A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR ME.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I THOUGHT I'D CHECK OUT THAT FASHION SHOW.

PART OF THE CELEBRATION.

TWINS.

CAROL AND DARYL.

I KNEW THEIR MAMA IN HIGH SCHOOL.

SHE WAS A TWIN, TOO. HI, TWINS.

I JUST THOUGHT I'D CHECK IT OUT.

MAYBE I'D PICK UP A FEW FASHION TIPS.

YOU KNOW, I'M VERY AWARE OF MY APPEARANCE.

I'VE NOTICED.

YEAH. WELL, JUST CHECK THESE OUT HERE.

THOSE ARE GREAT!

YEAH.

YEP.

LIKE THE SONG SAYS,

IT'S A SCIENTIFIC LIFESTYLE.

HMM. I DON'T KNOW THAT ONE.

P.A.: GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER LOVELY EVENT

FOR THE CELEBRATION OF SPECIALNESS.

TODAY WE HAVE A FASHION SHOW,

AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE SOMETHING YOU'LL JUST LOVE.

IT'S VERY UNUSUAL. SO COME ON!

LET'S BRING ON THE SHOW!

FROM THE DREAM FACTORY, A BONANZA OF BEAUTY!

THIS PLACE IS FILLED WITH WOMEN.

Kay: I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU

THERE'S ANOTHER EVENT THIS FRIDAY NIGHT....

THAT'S KAY CULVER.

FOR THE CELEBRATION OF SPECIALNESS.

SHE'S MARRIED TO EARL. YOU'VE HEARD OF HIM.

HE PRETTY MUCH SINGLE-HANDEDLY

BROUGHT VARICORP TO VIRGIL.

YOU KNOW, I BET THIS MALL WOULDN'T BE HERE

IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM.

OH, YEAH?

I'M HAVING DINNER WITH HIM LATER.

WELL, LISTEN. I HEARD THAT EARL AND KAY

HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO ONE ANOTHER IN YEARS...

AT LEAST, NOT DIRECTLY.

DO YOU BELIEVE IT?

OK.

WHAT TIME IS IT?

IF EVERYONE NOTICES, MAYBE IT'S TOO MUCH.

BUT WHERE WOULD WE BE?

$29.95 IS A PRETTY GOOD PRICE.

WITH 6 OUTFITS AND AS MANY COMBINATIONS,

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

SHOPPING IS A FEELING.

SOMETIMES I GET A WOBBLY FEELING.

I HAVE A COMMERCIAL FEELING.

BE SEXY IN BUSINESS.

BE SUCCESSFUL AT NIGHT.

I STOLE IT OFF OF A SPACESHIP.

...AND COORDINATE YOUR OUTFIT TO MATCH.

LET THE CHILDREN DO THE SHOPPING.

IF THE ROOM IS PINK, YOU'RE IN THE PINK.

YOU HAVE A RIGHT. IT'S ALL YOU.

THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW.

WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE

YOU DREAMED YOU WERE BIG

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING

A REAL TINY KID

YOU WISH YOU WERE ME

I WISH I WAS YOU

DON'T YOU WAKE UP

THE DREAM WILL COME TRUE

EVERY DREAM

HAS A NAME

AND NAMES TELL YOUR STORY

THIS SONG IS YOUR DREAM

YOU'RE THE DREAM OPERATOR ??

OHH! AHH!

IT'S BIGGER THAN LIFE

YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ME

MY FACE IS A BOOK

BUT IT'S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS

THREE ANGELS ABOVE

THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE

DREAMED US TO LIFE

THEY DREAM ME A FACE

AND EVERY DREAM

TELLS IT ALL

AND THIS IS YOUR STORY

YOU DREAMED ME A HEART

YOU'RE THE DREAM OPERATOR

SHAKE-IT-UP DREAM

HI-DE-HO DREAM

FIX-IT-UP DREAM

HMM.

LOOK AT ME DREAM

I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG

NOW I AM YOUR DREAM

HARD TO FORGET

HARD TO GO ON

WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP

YOU'RE OUT ON YOUR OWN

LET GO OF YOUR LIFE

GRAB ONTO MY HAND

HERE IN THE CLOUDS

THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS

AND YOU DREAMED IT ALL

AND THIS IS YOUR STORY

DO YOU KNOW

WHO YOU ARE?

YOU'RE THE DREAM OPERATOR

DARLING!

YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK I'VE FELT THIS WAY BEFORE.

I KNOW.

ME NEITHER.

MY STOMACH FEELS ALL FLUTTERY.

IT'S GREAT, THOUGH, HUH?

YEAH, I--I GUESS.

PEOPLE AT WORK MUST THINK I'M GOING NUTS, THOUGH.

WELL, IF THIS IS BEING NUTS,

THEN I DON'T EVER WANT TO BE SANE.

AH.

OH, DID YOU FART?

I'M IN CONSTRUCTION BUSINESS.

GOT WORK GOING ON AT 5 SITES NOW.

BOUGHT ME A CONDO LAST WEEK.

SHOOT, REAL CLOSE TO HERE, AS A MATTER OF FACT.

NEXT WEEK, I MIGHT BUY ME ANOTHER HOUSE.

DARLIN', I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I JUST HAVE A FEEL FOR IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

OF COURSE, BEIN' OVERLY PSYCHIC SURE DIDN'T HURT ANYTHING.

IT'S PAID OFF FOR ME.

LISTEN, MR. FRYE, I'LL TELL YOU--

FYNE.

LOUIS.

LOUIS, DARLIN', I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHIN'

IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANOTHER LIVIN' SOUL.

NOW, I'D NEVER TELL THIS TO ANYBODY ELSE,

BUT I BELIEVE THAT PART OF MY EXTRAPSYCHIC ABILITY

IS CONNECTED UP WITH THE FACT THAT I WAS BORN WITH A TAIL,

A LITTLE OLD BITTY HAIRY THING ABOUT THAT LONG.

HAD IT SURGICALLY REMOVED WHEN I WAS JUST 5 YEARS OLD.

MY MAMA KEPT IT IN A FRUIT JAR UP IN THE MEDICINE CABINET

BETWEEN THE COLD TABLETS AND THE MONKEY BLOOD.

I'D GET UP EVERY MORNIN' FIRST THING

AND GO IN THERE AND BRUSH MY TEETH

AND STARE AT MY OWN TAIL AT THE SAME TIME.

SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT CAN GIVE YOU POWER,

AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.

THEN MAMA GOT A WILD HAIR ONE SUNDAY

AND SHE DECIDED TO GO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY OFF OF IT.

TOOK IT OUT TO THE SWAP MEET

AND SOLD IT TO LYNDON JOHNSON'S TOP SECRET SERVICE AGENT.

AND HE TOLD A GOOD PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE

THAT HE WAS GOING TO SELL IT FOR EVEN MORE MONEY

TO THE SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTE. I SAID HE MIGHT AS WELL.

IT WOULDN'T DO HIM ANY GOOD. IT WASN'T HIS TAIL.

GEE, I TELL YOU, I COULD WRITE A BOOK.

THAT THING WOULD BE A BEST SELLER.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S FUNNY YOU MENTIONED WRITING.

I'M...KIND OF A WRITER MYSELF.

IS THAT RIGHT?

I WROTE ME A SONG

I WANT TO DO AT THE SHOW FRIDAY.

I HOPE IT TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT.

I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

DON'T BE NERVOUS. SONGS ARE EASY.

I WROTEBILLY JEAN AND HALF OF ELVIS' SONGS.

ELVIS?

HELL, YES. THEY PAY ME, AND I KEEP QUIET.

YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT.

EXCUSE ME JUST A MINUTE, PUMPKIN.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OK?

SURE.

I'LL BE RIGHT HERE.

Kay: SHALL WE TAKE A MOMENT AND GIVE OUR THANKS?

HMM?

AMEN.

LINDA, WILL YOU ASK YOUR FATHER

TO PASS THIS DOWN TO OUR GUEST?

THIS LOOKS GREAT, MRS. CULVER.

DAD, WILL YOU PASS THIS DOWN?

OH, YES.

LARRY, WOULD YOU PASS THIS DOWN, PLEASE?

THANK YOU.

LINDA, WOULD YOU ASK YOUR MOTHER

TO PASS THE MUSTARD TO OUR GUEST, PLEASE?

MOM, DAD WANTS THE MUSTARD.

DEAR.

THANK YOU.

LOOK OUT FOR YOUR WATER, NOW.

PASS IT DOWN TO OUR GUEST.

LET ME GRAB ONE OF THESE. THEY'RE COLORFUL.

LINDA, WOULD YOU ASK YOUR MOM

HOW THE FASHION SHOW WENT?

MOM, HOW DID IT GO TODAY?

OH, LINDA, TELL HIM IT WAS JUST WONDERFUL,

ALTHOUGH ONE WOMAN DID HAVE A ACCIDENT,

BUT IT WASN'T ANYTHING SERIOUS.

HE SHOULD HAVE COME. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD.

IT WENT GREAT, DAD. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE.

MAYBE NEXT TIME.

I WAS THERE.

I LIKED IT.

I'D NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

I'D NEVER BEEN TO ONE OF THOSE THINGS BEFORE.

YOU DO THAT EVERY YEAR?

OH, NO, THIS IS JUST FOR THE SESQUICENTENNIAL.

YOU'RE IN THE PARADE?

ANDERSON AUTO IS LENDING US

A RED CONVERTIBLE.

HMM.

RIGHT. LARRY MAY HAVE A FUTURE AT VARICORP.

WITH HIS YOUNG DISCIPLINE AND SYSTEMS CONSCIOUSNESS,

HE COULD GO A LONG WAY, AND VARICORP IS GROWING

LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.

LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I THINK IS GOING ON.

DO YOU HEAR MUSIC?

IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR SISTER?

MAINFRAME.

MICROPROCESSOR.

SEMICONDUCTOR.

ALL RIGHT, DAD!

NOW...

IF THIS IS THE TOWN

AND HERE IS THE WORKPLACE...

WITH ITS GOODS...

AND DISTRIBUTION NETWORK...

VROOM!

MOST MIDDLE-CLASS PEOPLE

HAVE WORKED FOR LARGE CORPORATIONS LIKE VARICORP

OR FOR THE GOVERNMENT ITSELF,

BUT NOW ALL THAT'S STARTED TO CHANGE.

SCIENTISTS AND ENGINEERS ARE MOVING OFF

FROM THOSE LARGE CORPORATIONS LIKE VARICORP.

THEY'RE BEGINNING TO START THEIR OWN COMPANIES,

MARKETING NEW INVENTIONS.

EXCUSE ME, MR. CULVER.

I FORGOT WHAT THESE PEPPERS REPRESENT.

AH-HA! IT ALL SPINS BACK TO THE MIDDLE.

HERE WE ARE RIGHT HERE, IN VIRGIL.

OUR WAY OF DOING BUSINESS HAS BEEN BASED ON THE PAST.

THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO KEEP THESE GUYS IN VIRGIL

EVEN THOUGH THEY LEAVE VARICORP.

FOR THE TIME BEING,

IT'S CREATED CONFUSION AND CHAOS!

THEY DON'T WORK FOR MONEY ANYMORE

OR TO EARN A PLACE IN HEAVEN,

WHICH WAS A BIG MOTIVATING FACTOR

ONCE UPON A TIME, BELIEVE YOU ME.

THEY'RE WORKING AND INVENTING BECAUSE THEY LIKE IT.

ECONOMICS HAS BECOME A SPIRITUAL THING.

I MUST ADMIT, IT FRIGHTENS ME A BIT.

THEY DON'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN WORKING AND NOT WORKING.

IT'S ALL BECOME A PART OF ONE'S LIFE.

LINDA! LARRY!

THERE'S NO CONCEPT OF WEEKENDS ANYMORE.

Preacher: IT THRILLS ME.

IT THRILLS ME!

WE CAN BUILD A NATION INSIDE A NATION

RIGHT WHERE WE ARE.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

I'M NOT A JOINER.

I'M NOT A MEMBER OF THE JOHN BIRCH SOCIETY

OR THE COMMUNIST PARTY,

BUT LET'S LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENED

TO THE NATIONAL MORALS SINCE WORLD WAR II.

WE LOST THE VIETNAM WAR.

?? ?? ??

THE MOVIES AND THE TELEVISION ARE FILLED WITH CHARACTERS

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW, NOT IN THIS LIFE.

THE FARMER'S IN TROUBLE.

THE SMALL BUSINESSMAN IS IN TROUBLE.

UNEMPLOYMENT IS SKYROCKETING.

TEXAS IS STILL PAYING FOR JOHN KENNEDY'S DEATH,

MY FRIENDS.

Woman: IT WAS LOVE THAT KILLED JOHN F. KENNEDY.

HE SHOULD HAVE NEVER MESSED WITH ME.

OH, NO, I KNOW NOTHING, YOUR HONOR.

THEY WANT ME TO SPEAK ON60 MINUTES.

MIKE WALLACE WANTS MY BODY.

I DON'T TELL A SOUL.

WELL, THEY GAVE ME SO MUCH MONEY,

WHAT COULD I DO?

UMM...THANK YOU.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

NOW, LET'S LOOK AT WHO'S BEEN RUNNING THIS COUNTRY

SINCE WORLD WAR II.

AND THEY HAVE SOME INVOLVEMENT IN ALL OF THESE.

WHAT IS THE LINK?

WHAT DO CARS HAVE TO DO WITH BOOKS,

YOU MIGHT ASK.

THE TRILATERAL COMMISSION

WITH THE COUNCIL ON FOREIGN RELATIONS,

DID YOU EVER HEAR OF THEM?

WELL, NEITHER DID I,

UNTIL I NOTICED THE CHAIN OF COINCIDENCE.

THEY HAVE MEMBERS ON THE BOARDS OF ALL THE LARGEST CORPORATIONS.

NOT ONE DETAIL HAS BEEN LEFT OUT.

AM I RIGHT? DO YOU FEEL IT?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT BOBBY RAY INMAN WAS DOING

BEFORE HE WAS RUNNING THE MICROELECTRONICS

AND THE COMPUTER TECH CORPORATION?

WELL, GUESS!

A CIA DIRECTOR. IT'S PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE.

DO YOU RUN OUT OF KLEENEX, PAPER TOWELS, AND TOILET PAPER

AT THE SAME TIME? YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!

IT'S ALL TRUE!

YOU REMEMBER HOW GOVERNOR WHITE

CAMPAIGNED TO GET THE MCC HERE?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEIR GOAL IS, HUH?

WELL, ELVIS DID!

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE! HUH?

ROBOTS! THEY'D LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T THEY?

YES, SIR! SLEEP! SLEEP!

ONE AND ONE DOES NOT EQUAL TWO!

NO, SIR!

SILICON GULCH! SILICON PRAIRIE!

SILICON HILL! SILICON VALLEY!

YOU'D BETTER WAKE UP.

IT'S LATE

IT'S LATE

IT'S LATE

YOU GOT THE CBS

AND THE ABC

YOU GOT TIMEANDNEWSWEEK

THEY'RE THE SAME TO ME

NOW, DON'T YOU WANT TO GET RIGHT WITH ME?

PUZZLIN' EVIDENCE

I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU NEED

PUZZLIN' EVIDENCE

WELL, IT'S-A PUZZLIN' EVIDENCE

PUZZLIN' EVIDENCE

PUZZLIN' EVIDENCE

DONE HARDENED IN YOUR HEART

OHH, HARDENED IN YOUR HEART

Y'ALL LISTEN.

NOW, I AM THE GUN

AND YOU ARE THE BULLET ??

I GOT THE POWER AND GLORY

PUZZLIN'

AND THE MONEY TO BUY IT

PUZZLIN'

YOU GOT YOUR GULF AND WESTERN AND YOUR MASTERCARD

PUZZLIN' EVIDENCE

GOT WHAT YOU WANTED, LOST WHAT YOU'VE HAD

PUZZLIN' EVIDENCE

I'M SEEIN' PUZZLIN' EVIDENCE

PUZZLIN' EVIDENCE

PUZZLIN' EVIDENCE

DONE HARDENED IN YOUR HEART

?? IT'S HARDENED UP YOUR HEART

ALL RIGHT

ARE YOU LISTENIN'?

WHAT I'M SAYIN' IS REAL.

HUH

HUH

HUH

HUH

HUH

HUH

HUH

ISN'T THAT PUZZLIN'

HUH

I'M PUZZLIN'

HUH

I'M PUZZLIN'

HUH

I'M PUZZLIN'

HUH

WELL, I HOPE THAT YOU'RE HAPP Y WITH WHAT YOU'VE MADE

801 PUZZLIN' EVIDENCE

IN THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE

PUZZLIN' EVIDENCE

I'M SEEIN' PUZZLIN' EVIDENCE

PUZZLIN' EVIDENCE

PUZZLIN' EVIDENCE

DONE HARDENED IN YOUR HEART

IT'S TRUE. HA HA HA!

NOW, Y'ALL LISTEN

TO WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLIN' YOU TODAY, YOU HEAR?

HUH

HUH

HUH

HUH

LOOK AT THIS.

WHO CAN SAY IT ISN'T BEAUTIFUL?

THE SKY...

BRICKS...

WHO DO YOU THINK LIVES THERE?

FOUR-CAR GARAGE.

HOPE...

FEAR...

EXCITEMENT...

SATISFACTION.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CLEAR VISTA

OF THE EDGE OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD.

IT'S LIKE A GAME OF LEAPFROG.

THESE HOUSES, THEY KEEP EXTENDING THE TOWN OUT

FURTHER AND FURTHER EVERY YEAR.

IT'S KIND OF WEIRD FOR THE FIRST PERSON

THAT MOVES INTO A COMMUNITY LIKE THIS.

I'LL BET IT IS.

IT'S AN IMAGINARY LANDSCAPE, A PLACE TO RAISE KIDS.

OF COURSE, NOWADAYS NOT EVERYONE'S HAVING KIDS,

WITH THE END OF THE WORLD COMING UP AND ALL.

I MEAN, WOULD YOU?

NO, NOT AT ALL.

NOT UNTIL AFTER TOMORROW, AFTER THE SHOW, HUH?

GOOD MORNING, BOYS. WORKING HARD, I SEE.

A LITTLE COFFEE BREAK?

IT'S STRANGE WHEN YOU LOOK AT A FIELD

AND YOU SAY, NOW, I WANT A BATHROOM THERE

AND A KITCHEN OVER HERE.

NOW, IMAGINE THAT.

HERE'S A FIELD. TAKE A LOOK OUT.

PICTURE A HOUSE. PICTURE A LOT OF HOUSES.

WHAT ELSE IS A FIELD GOOD FOR BUT BUILDING HOUSES?

HEY, NOW

HEY, NOW, NOW

I WANT A VIDEO

I WANNA ROCK 'N' ROLL

TAKE ME TO THE SHOPPING MALL

BUY ME A

A RUBBER BALL, NOW

HEY, NOW

HEY, NOW

HEY, NOW, NOW

HEY, NOW

HEY, NOW

HEY, NOW, NOW

I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD

THE BOSS OF THE BOYS AND GIRLS

YOU CAN LIVE TO 110

?? IF YOU LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYIN'

HEY, NOW

HEY, NOW

HEY, NOW, NOW

HEY, NOW

HEY, NOW

HEY, NOW, NOW

HEY, NOW

HEY, NOW

HEY, NOW, NOW

TEXAS IS THE LARGEST PRODUCER OF METAL BUILDINGS.

METAL BUILDINGS ARE THE DREAM THAT MODERN ARCHITECTS HAD

AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS CENTURY FINALLY COME TRUE,

BUT THEY THEMSELVES DON'T REALIZE IT.

THAT'S BECAUSE IT DOESN'T TAKE AN ARCHITECT

TO BUILD A METAL BUILDING.

YOU JUST ORDER THEM OUT OF A CATALOGUE.

JUST PICK OUT YOUR COLOR, THE SIZE YOU WANT,

NUMBER OF SQUARE FEET, STYLE, WHAT YOU NEED IT FOR.

IT COMES WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS.

THEY PUT IT TOGETHER IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. MAYBE A WEEK.

THERE YOU GO. YOU'RE ALL SET TO GO INTO BUSINESS.

JUST SLAP A SIGN IN FRONT.

DRIVE ON OVER.

OH. HE'S GONNA GET KILLED!

WATCH OUT!

TV: BLACK AND DECKER'S AUTOMATIC SHUT-OFF IRON...

BECAUSE EVEN THOSE WITH THE BEST MEMORIES

CAN FORGET TO TURN THEIR IRONS OFF.

WHOA! OH, LOOK AT HIM!

LOOK AT THAT BALD SPOT!

I WAS SO IMPRESSED, I BOUGHT THE COMPANY.

OH! LUCY!

I LOVE YOU, LUCY!

OH!

OOH!

THAT'S A BIG ONE.

LIVE AT 5:00.

NEWS AT 10:00. NEWS AT 7:00.

NEWS AT 9:00. NEWS AT 8:00.

NEWS AT 11:30.

SUITS AND TIES!

HEY, ROBERT, SEEN THIS ONE?

OR YOUR MONEY BACK.

HUH

HUH HUH HUH

I WAS BORN IN A HOUSE WITH THE TELEVISION ALWAYS ON

GUESS I GREW UP TOO FAST...

OH, BABY!

OH, BABY! WORK THAT THING.

WORK IT!

GO.

WE GOT TIME ON OUR HANDS

THEY LOOK LIKE STICKS.

SO LEAVE THE DRIVING TO US

AND IT'S THE REAL THING...

GOD, THEY'RE BOTH IN A STRAITJACKET!

THEY MUST'VE DONE SOMETHIN' BAD.

AND I CAN LOVE YOU

LIKE A COLOR

TV

OOH OOH OOH

AND NOW LOVE IS HERE

COME ON AND TRY IT...

OHH!

I LIKE THAT!

I'VE GOT LOVE FOR SALE

I'VE GOT LOVE FOR SALE...

I THINK THEY'RE AEROBICIZING.

LOVE IS HERE

COME ON AND TRY IT

DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT

GOT LOVE FOR SALE

A KISSING COOKIE.

GOT LOVE FOR SALE

I HATE THAT STUFF. IT DOESN'T WORK.

HUH

HUH

YOU CAN PUT YOUR LIPSTICK

ALL OVER MY DESIGNER JEANS

LOVE CHOCOLATE.

I'LL BE A VIDEO FOR YOU

IT'S GREAT! THEY GOT THAT COMMERCIAL ATTITUDE.

YOU CAN CASH MY CHECK

IF YOU GO DOWN TO THE BANK

DOWN AT THE BANK

YOU GET TWO FOR ONE

FOR A LIMITED TIME

A LIMITED TIME

PUSH MY BUTTON

THE TOAST POPS UP

OH HO HO HO HO

OH HO HO HO HO

LOVE AND MONEY

GETTING ALL MIXED UP

OH HO HO HO HO

WHOOOOA

NOW LOVE IS HERE

COME ON AND TRY IT

?? DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT

I GOT LOVE FOR SALE

I THINK THEY'RE SELLIN' SOMETHIN'.

DUT DUT DUT DUT

AND NOW LOVE IS HERE

COME ON AND TRY IT

I GOT LOVE FOR SALE

I GOT LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

TV: TODAY, DOESN'T SOMEONE BESIDES YOU

DESERVE MON CHERI?

MON CHERI,

THE BRAND OF FINE CHOCOLATES EUROPEANS TREASURE MOST.

HELLO, I'M LOUIS FYNE.

I'M LOOKIN' FOR MATRIMONY WITH A CAPITAL "M".

I BELIEVE IN THE JOYS AND CONTENTMENT OF MATRIMONY.

NOW, MY CHANCES IN THIS WORLD

THAT PRINTS A NEW DIET BOOK EVERY MONTH

MAY NOT BE THAT GOOD.

I'M LOOKIN' FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN ACCEPT ME

FOR WHAT I AM.

I'M 6'3" AND MAINTAIN A CONSISTENT PANDA BEAR SHAPE.

I'M PLEASED WITH THE WAY GOD MADE ME.

I WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING.

I'M WILLIN' TO SHARE.

WON'T YOU PLEASE CALL THIS NUMBER?

8-4-4-W-I-F-E.

THAT'S 844-WIFE.

PLEASE CALL.

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.

MMM.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

Woman: SO, UMM, LOUIS...

WHAT KIND OF HOBBIES DO YOU HAVE?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY PETS.

I, UH...

I HAD A DOG WHEN I WAS A BOY.

BUSTER.

WHAT KIND?

OH, HE'S EVERY WHICH WAY.

HE'S A HEINZ 57, I THINK THEY CALL THEM.

WELL, THEY CAN BE AWFUL CUTE.

THE LITTLE FLUFFY KIND.

YOU KNOW HOW THEY GIVE THEM TO YOU IN A BASKET?

THEY'RE CUTE LIKE THAT.

I LIKE MUSIC A WHOLE LOT.

WHAT KIND OF MUSIC?

OH, COUNTRY MUSIC.

YOU LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC?

OH, YOU KNOW I DO!

WELL, NOT THAT HOLLYWOOD COUNTRY.

OH, HANK WILLIAMS AND MERLE HAGGARD

AND...TAMMY

AND LEFTY AND PATSY...

YEAH.

MM-HMM.

I THINK MUSIC IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST THINGS,

AND IF IT'S SWEET, IT'S PROBABLY CUTE.

YOU CAN'T HAVE ENOUGH SWEETNESS IN THIS WORLD.

NO, MA'AM, YOU CAN'T.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'VE WRITTEN A LITTLE SONG

I'M GONNA SING AT THE SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT.

IT'S ABOUT MY LIFE. WHAT ELSE DO I KNOW, HUH?

I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE SNEAK PREVIEW.

WOULD YOU?

YOU HOLD ON RIGHT THERE. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

IT'D MEAN A LOT TO LOUIS.

AHEM!

HMM!

IN 195O, WHEN I WAS BORN

PAPA--I HAVEN'T WRITTEN THIS VERSE QUITE YET

6 FEET TALL

AND SIZE 12 SHOES

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

PEOPLE LIKE US

WE DON'T WANT FREEDOM

WE, UH, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

WE JUST WANT

SOMEONE TO LOVE

TA-DA!

WELL, WHAT DID YOU THINK?

WHEN YOU'RE SINGING,

YOUR EYE SOCKETS GO BACK IN YOUR HEAD

AND YOUR EYES GET BEADY.

WHAT ABOUT MY MUSIC?

IT'S AWFUL SAD.

I COULDN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF SADNESS IN MY LIFE.

DO YOU REALLY FEEL THAT WAY?

I'M--I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

MAYBE I AM KIND OF SAD.

I LIKE SAD SONGS.

THEY MAKE ME WANT TO LIE ON THE FLOOR.

OLD LOUIS THE BEAR ON THE FLOOR.

I GUESS I'LL GO NOW.

SORRY.

ITWASNICE TALKIN' TO YOU.

LOUIS THE BEAR...

OUT THE DOOR.

GOOD-BYE.

CHEER UP.

A LITTLE MORE BOTTOM.

A LITTLE MORE?

ALWAYS A LITTLE MORE BOTTOM.

GREAT. OK, LET'S GO TO NUMBER 2.

RAMON!

YOU CAN'T COME IN WITHOUT PAYING.

I DON'T WANT TO DANCE.

I JUST WANT TO TALK TO MY FRIEND RAMON

ON THE LITTLE ORGAN.

...SER CHICANO

EN LOS BARRIOS ME PUEDEN ENCONTRAR

PORQUE AHI TODITITOS ME CONOCEN ??

Y YA SABEN...

$3.00?

I'M JUST GOING TO COME RIGHT BACK OUT.

FINE.

SAN ANTONIO, CORPUS CHRISTI Y MCALLEN

UNA TERCIA QUE NUNCA PODRE OLVIDAR

Y SI ACASO VAS ALLA POR ESOS BARRIOS

MIS CARNALES TE PODRAN ALIVIANAR

DE REPENTE VOY Y CRUZO LA FRONTERA

PARA IR A DIVERTIRME A TODO DAR...

RAMON!

HEY, LOUIS! CAN YOU WAIT 5 MINUTES, MAN?

I GOT A BREAK.

NO.

DID YOU TALK TO HIM?

YEAH, MAN. YOU GOT THE PHOTOGRAPH?

YOU GOT THE BUCKA? THE CASH?

THANKS.

?? ...MATAMOROS POR REYNOSA ??

?? DA LO MISMO PORQUE ALLA SABEN GOZAR... ??

TV: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

HEY, OFFICER, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

I SAID FREEZE!

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

UH...AHEM!

RAMON GAVE ME THIS ADDRESS.

WELL, HI.

COME ON IN.

DID YOU BRING A PHOTOGRAPH?

THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW, I'M NEW AT THIS.

DON'T MATTER. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE.

IF YOU FOLLOW DIRECTIONS, YOU CAN'T GO WRONG.

MM-HMM.

YOU WANT TO ATTRACT LOVE.

HA HA! HOW DID YOU KNOW?

YOUR HEART IS TOO LARGE.

YOU'RE AN HONEST MAN.

MATRIMONY... IT'S MY LIFE,

AND I WANT TO SHARE MY LIFE.

I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING.

OFTEN OUR TRUE NATURE IS NOT WHAT WE HOPE IT IS,

BUT YOU, IN YOUR CASE, YOU'RE DRAWN TO LOVE.

WHATEVER YOU THINK IS WHAT YOU GET.

LOVE MUST BE DRAWN TO YOU.

COME ON AND LET ME TAKE CARE OF THIS HERE.

DISCHARGE THE NEGATIVE FORCES

YOU HAVE INVOLUNTARILY RECEIVED.

REMOVE ANYTHING THAT'S METALLIC.

NOW, THIS WILL TAKE SOME TIME.

UM...

I'M GOING TO SING TOMORROW NIGHT.

WILL THIS HELP?

I'LL WORK ON YOU TONIGHT AND TOMORROW.

TAKE THIS.

CLOSE THIS. LIKE THAT.

NOW, DRINK 3 SODA WATERS A DAY.

DRINK HALF AND THROW HALF AWAY.

DRINK HALF AND THROW HALF AWAY.

YEAH. THINK POSITIVE.

DON'T LET NOTHIN' ENTER INTO YOUR MIND THAT'S NEGATIVE.

IF YOU DO THAT AND HAVE FAITH AND BELIEVE,

YOU GOT IT.

IT'S DONE.

GO...AND ENJOY YOUR LOVE LIFE.

SAYONARA.

Man on P.A.: TODAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

ALL OF OUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS FROM VIRGIL, TEXAS,

A VERY SPECIAL WELCOME.

THIS IS THE CELEBRATION OF SPECIALNESS.

WHEN THE FLAG GOES BY IN A FEW MOMENTS,

WE WANT ALL YOU KIDS TO SHOW MOM AND DAD

THAT WE CAN BE RESPECTFUL TO OUR NATIONAL FLAG.

INTRODUCING THE FAMOUS SOUL POMPOM GIRLS,

CEDAR CREST COMETS,

AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

JUST LOOK AT THE YOUTH AND VIVACIOUS EXPERIENCE

OF THOSE YOUNG POMPOM GIRLS.

TEENAGERS WITH A PURPOSE IN MIND.

THE LOW-RIDERS.

YAY! YAY!

[APPLAUSE]

THE LAWN-MOWER BRIGADE.

THIS IS SPONSORED BY WHITEHEAD HARDWARE STORE.

ENTRY NUMBER 9,

A VERY, VERY FAMOUS GROUP HERE IN THIS PART OF TEXAS,

THE PLEASANT OAKS MAJORETTES.

AND NOTICE THAT BEAUTIFUL PURPLE AND SILVER

THAT THEY'RE WEARING.

THEY'RE SPONSORED BY OUR VERY OWN MISSES FASHION DEPOT,

AND THEY'VE GOT PLENTY OF SPECIAL TALENT.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE PLEASANT OAKS MAJORETTES.

HEY!

WELL, HEY!

THE BEAR.

HOW YOU DOIN'? LOOK AT THAT HAT.

GREAT OUTFIT.

THANK YOU. FEELIN' GOOD.

INTRODUCING EARL AND KAY CULVER

AND THEIR 2 LOVELY CHILDREN, LINDA AND LARRY.

I USUALLY DON'T LIKE PARADES.

NO.

BUT THIS ONE'S DIFFERENT.

IN FACT, IT'S THE FIRST TIME IN 30 YEARS.

EARL, WE WANT TO THANK YOU FOR ALL THE WORK YOU'VE DONE,

ALL THE COMMITTEES.

YOU'VE BEEN GREAT. WE WANT TO SALUTE YOU.

FEW PEOPLE KNOW HE'S GOT A BULL TATTOOED ON HIS STOMACH.

EARL CULVER?

COMING ALL THE WAY FROM SUNSET HIGH SCHOOL

TO BE IN VIRGIL'S SPECIAL PARADE,

THE IVORY AND GOLD OF SUNSET HIGH SCHOOL.

SEE YOU MONDAY.

...THIS BEAUTIFUL MUSIC.

ZE PEREIRA!

ZE PEREIRA!

NOW, I'LL GUARANTEE YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

HERE'S SOMETHING YOU WILL NOT SEE IN MANY PARADES.

OUR VERY FAMOUS VISITORS,

THE RED MUSTANG SHRINERS!

A BIG HAND OF APPLAUSE.

NOW, I WANT YOU TO NOTICE

THAT THEY'RE DRIVING WITH ONE HAND!

WE'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL SURPRISE.

I'LL BET THERE'S NOT ANOTHER PARADE THAT'S GOT BABIES.

HERE THEY COME. HERE THEY COME!

ISN'T THAT ADORABLE?

THE FUTURE SECRETARIES, THE FUTURE FARMERS...

THEY'RE SO CUTE!

NO! LOOK AT THOSE TWO!

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THOSE TWO BABIES? OH!

I'M MELTING!

DON'T SELL THEM SHORT.

OH! HOW ITSY-BITSY!

HI. HI THERE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A LITTLE DOLL YOU ARE?

LET'S GIVE A BIG, BIG HAND TO THE ACCORDION BAND OF VIRGIL.

AND FANS, DON'T FORGET THE SHOW TONIGHT.

IT'S SPONSORED BY VARICORP. IT'S ALL LOCAL TALENT.

AND DON'T FORGET. THAT'S TONIGHT. THE BIG SHOW.

THERE'LL BE CHAIRS FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE,

SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT ON YOUR COOLERS.

LET'S SEE. TAKE, UH, 157 TO 287

AND THEN A LEFT AT THE K-MART

AND THEN GO 2 MILES.

I'M GETTING USED TO THESE OUTFITS.

THEY SELL A LOT OF THEM,

BUT I DON'T SEE ANYBODY ELSE WEARING THEM.

HI OUT THERE AND GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME.

WELCOME TO OUR TALENT SHOW UNDER THE STARS.

FIRST I WANT TO TELL YOU A STORY I HEARD ABOUT TEXAS

RECENTLY IN A LOCAL TAVERN.

IT SEEMS GOD WAS WORKING AROUND HERE,

TRYING TO MAKE IT BEAUTIFUL LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD.

HE HAD TO KNOCK OFF BECAUSE IT WAS NIGHTTIME.

HE SAID, I'LL COME BACK TOMORROW

AND MAKE IT AS PRETTY AS THE REST OF THE WORLD

WITH LAKES AND STREAMS AND MOUNTAINS AND TREES.

HE GOT BACK THE NEXT DAY,

AND HE SAW THE GROUND HAD HARDENED LIKE CONCRETE.

AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO BEGIN ALL OVER AGAIN. NO.

IN HIS INFINITE WISDOM, HE HAD AN IDEA.

HE SAID, I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO.

I'LL MAKE SOME PEOPLE THAT LIKE IT THIS WAY.

I WANT YOU TO WELCOME THIS FIRST ACT HERE.

THEY'LL TELL YOU MORE ABOUT TEXAS IN 5 SECONDS

THAN YOU'D EVER WANT TO KNOW.

I WANT YOU TO WELCOME, PLEASE,

CHARLES CONNOUR, NORM SEATON, AND RANDY ERWIN.

ALL RIGHT!

ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

I BID 10 AND 50, 20, 20 AND 50, 30.

20. MAKE IT 30. 30 MAKE IT 40.

YODEL-AY-EE-HEE...

MAKE IT 60.

I CAN TALK THAT FAST.

NO!

80. WILL YOU BID 90?

YODEL-AY-EE-O...

5-10. 5-20. PUT UP A 20. GIVE ME 25. 30.

30. PUT UP A 40.

5 AND A HALF. 6 AND A 5.

YODEL-AY-EE ODEL-AY-EE ODEL-AY-EE...

600. NOW 10.

NOW BID 6-20. PUT IT WITH 6-30.

BID 40. 6-40. PUT IT WITH 50.

6-50. 6, 7, 8. PUT IT 6-80. 700.

YODEL-AY-EE...

7-10. GO TO 15.

YODEL-AY-EEE...

20. 15. PUT UP A 2O. 15. PUT UP A 20.

7-10 MAKES 7-20. STUCK ON 7-10.

7-10. NOW 20. PUT UP A 30.

PUT UP A 40 TO 50.

600. 6-10. MAKE IT 20. 6-30.

DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

DOO

WOO! WOO!

DIVINE ORDER, TAKE CHARGE OF MY LIFE

TODAY AND EVERY DAY.

ALL THINGS WORK TOGETHER FOR GOOD FOR ME TODAY.

THIS IS A NEW AND WONDERFUL DAY FOR ME.

THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER ONE LIKE THIS ONE.

I'M DIVINELY GUIDED ALL DAY LONG,

AND WHATEVER I DO WILL PROSPER.

PFFTT!

DIVINE LOVE, ENFOLD ME.

SURROUND ME AND ENRAPT ME, AND I'LL GO FORTH IN PEACE.

I AM GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL SUCCESS

IN ALL OF MY UNDERTAKINGS TODAY,

AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE HAPPY FROM NOW ON.

SHOOT. THEY'VE BEEN BEGGING ME

TO BE THE LEAD SINGER FOR THIS BAND,

BUT MY MANAGERS WON'T LET ME

DO ANYTHING AMATEUR OR LOCAL.

THEN THEY DECIDED I WAS TOO MUCH LIKE PAT BENATAR.

TRANSMITTER

I'M PICKING UP SOMETHING GOOD

HEY, RADIO HEAD

IT'S THE SOUND

OF A BRAND-NEW WORLD

OW!

NOW, YOU AND I HAVE NO SECRETS

NOW, BABY, LET ME READ YOUR MIND

I HEAR EVERYTHING YOU'RE THINKING

YOU CAN'T HELP THE WAY YOU SOUND

TRANSMITTER

OH, PICKING UP SOMETHING GOOD

HEY, RADIO HEAD

IT'S THE SOUND

OF A BRAND-NEW WORLD

RADIO HEAD

OH, OH, RADIO HEAD

OOO OOO OOO, RADIO HEAD

YEAH, RADIO HEAD

OH, RADIO HEAD

YEAH, RADIO HEAD

OOO OOO, RADIO HEAD

RADIO HEAD

YOAMBE. YOAMBE. CIMALO. GUEDE NIMBO.

OH.

YOU'LL BE

MMM MMM MMM MMM

MAGNET FOR MONEY

YOU'LL BE

MMM MMM MMM MMM

MAGNET FOR LOVE

YOU'LL FEEL

MMM

LIGHT IN YOUR BODY

NOW, I'M GONNA SAY

GONNA SAY THESE WORDS

ROMPIENDO

LA MONOTONIA DEL TIEMPO

ROMPIENDO

LA MONOTONIA DEL TIEMPO...

I CAME TO WISH YOU LUCK.

BLESS YOUR HEART!

IT MIGHT

MMM MMM MMM MMM

IT MIGHT RAIN MONEY

IT MIGHT

MMM MMM MMM MMM

MIGHT RAIN FIRE...

YOU TELL HIM THAT I NEVER WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN.

THAT GOES FOR HIS COON SKIN CAP AS WELL.

HOW OFTEN HAVE I TOLD YOU

NOT TO MIX WITH THAT OIL-FIELD TRASH?

Dummy: WHAT I DO IS BETWEEN ME AND RICK.

GET YOURSELF A SIGN

GET YOUR LOVE AND DESIRE

ROMPIENDO

LA MONOTONIA DEL TIEMPO

ROMPIENDO

LA MONOTONIA DEL TIEMPO

PAPA LEGBA

COME AND OPEN THE GATE ??

HEY, PAPA LEGBA...

HOW ABOUT THEM OLD LINE DANCERS?

I DON'T THINK THEY'D FIT IN MY HOUSE.

TO THE CITY OF CAMPS

WE ARE YOUR CHILDREN

COME AND RIDE YOUR HORSE

IN THE NIGHT

IN THE NIGHT

COME AND RIDE YOUR HORSE

THERE IS A QUEEN

6, 7, AND 9

DUST IN YOUR GARDEN

AND POISON IN YOUR MIND

THERE IS A KING

THAT WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL

DON'T LET HIM CATCH YOU

DON'T LET HIM GET CONTROL

PAPA LEGBA

COME AND OPEN THE GATE

PAPA LEGBA

TO THE CITY OF CAMPS

WE ARE YOUR CHILDREN

COME AND RIDE YOUR HORSE

IN THE NIGHT

IN THE NIGHT

COME AND RIDE YOUR HORSE

IN THE NIGHT

IN THE NIGHT

COME AND RIDE YOUR HORSE

OH, YES. WASN'T THAT NICE?

NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

I WANT YOU TO WELCOME THE COUNTRY BACHELORS.

RRR!

IN 1950, WHEN I WAS BORN

PAPA COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY US MUCH

HE SAID BE PROUD OF WHAT YOU ARE

THERE'S SOMETHIN' SPECIAL 'BOUT PEOPLE LIKE US

PEOPLE LIKE US

WHO WILL ANSWER THE TELEPHONE

PEOPLE LIKE US

GROWIN' BIG AS A HOUSE

PEOPLE LIKE US

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BECAU-WA-WAUSE

WE DON'T WANT FREEDOM

WE DON'T WANT JUSTICE

WE JUST WANT

SOMEONE TO LOVE

SOMEONE TO LOVE

WELL, NOW

WHAT GOOD IS FREEDOM?

GOD LAUGHS AT PEOPLE LIKE US

I SEE IT COMIN'

LIKE A LIGHT COMIN' DOWN FROM ABOVE

THE CLOUDS ROLL BY, AND THE MOON COMES UP

HOW LONG MUST WE LIVE IN THE HEAT OF THE SUN?

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE WAITIN' ON LOVE

AND THIS IS A SONG ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE US

PEOPLE LIKE US

WHO WILL ANSWER THE TELEPHONE

PEOPLE LIKE US

GROWIN' BIG AS A HOUSE

PEOPLE LIKE US

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BECAUSE

WE DON'T WANT FREEDOM

WE DON'T WANT JUSTICE

WE JUST WANT

SOMEONE TO LOVE

SOMEONE TO LOVE

SOMEONE TO LOVE

SOMEONE TO LOVE

YAY! YAY!

MORE! MORE!

HELLO?

YES.

Louis: THIS PLACE IS A DREAM PALACE.

DID YOU SEE THE CATALOGUE?

OH, NO. I DIDN'T.

IT'S GORGEOUS! YOU'LL HAVE TO LOOK.

WELL, YOU'RE GORGEOUS.

HE'S AWFUL CUTE, TOO.

DO YOU LIKE THE COLORS?

Man: SHE'S PRETTY, TOO.

I THINK YOU CAN SEE VARICORP FROM HERE.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING ON YOUR HONEYMOON?

THE BEAR IS STAYING WITH ME!

I THINK HE'S FROM PLUTO,

OR HE MIGHT EVEN BE FROM VENUS.

YOU KNOW, HE IS REAL GOOD-LOOKING.

THIS IS NOT A RENTAL CAR. THIS IS PRIVATELY OWNED.

WELL...I REALLY ENJOYED FORGETTING.

WHEN I FIRST COME TO A PLACE, I NOTICE ALL THE LITTLE DETAILS.

I NOTICE THE WAY THE SKY LOOKS, THE COLOR OF WHITE PAPER,

THE WAY PEOPLE WALK, DOORKNOBS, EVERYTHING.

THEN I GET USED TO THE PLACE,

AND I DON'T NOTICE THOSE THINGS ANYMORE.

SO ONLY BY FORGETTING

CAN I SEE THE PLACE AGAIN AS IT REALLY IS.

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

NA NA NNN NNN NA NA NNN NNN

NA NNN NNN NA NA NA NA

NA NA NA NA NA NNN NNN

NNN NNN NNN NNN NA NA NA NA

NA NNN NA NNN NA NNN...

HERE WHERE YOU ARE STANDING

DINOSAURS DID A DANCE

THE INDIANS TOLD A STORY

NOW IT HAS COME TO PASS

INDIANS HAD A LEGEND

THE SPANIARDS LIVED FOR GOLD

WHITE MAN CAME AND KILLED THEM

BUT THEY HAVEN'T REALLY GONE

WE LIVE

IN THE CITY OF DREAMS

WE DRIVE

ON THIS HIGHWAY OF FIRE

SHOULD WE AWAKE

AND FIND IT GONE

REMEMBER THIS, OUR FAVORITE TOWN

FROM GERMANY AND EUROPE

AND SOUTHERN USA

THEY MADE THIS LITTLE TOWN HERE

THAT WE LIVE IN TO THIS DAY

THE CHILDREN OF THE WHITE MAN

SAW INDIANS ON TV

AND HEARD ABOUT THE LEGEND

HOW THEIR CITY WAS A DREAM

WE LIVE

IN THE CITY OF DREAMS

WE DRIVE

ON THIS HIGHWAY OF FIRE

SHOULD WE AWAKE

AND FIND IT GONE

REMEMBER THIS, OUR FAVORITE TOWN

THE CIVIL WAR IS OVER

AND WORLD WAR I AND II

IF WE CAN LIVE TOGETHER

?? THE DREAM, IT MIGHT COME TRUE

UNDERNEATH THE CONCRETE

THE DREAM IS STILL ALIVE

100 MILLION LIFETIMES

A WORLD THAT NEVER DIES

WE LIVE ??

IN THE CITY OF DREAMS

WE DRIVE

ON THIS HIGHWAY OF FIRE

SHOULD WE AWAKE

AND FIND IT GONE

REMEMBER THIS, OUR FAVORITE TOWN

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.