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Who do you want to tell? Everyone. Everyone in the world.

It's so typical of her. Ramming her sex life down our throats.

Who announces something like that by e-mail?!

Ray has offered to help us buy this place.

Mum was driving me to judo. A dog ran into the road.

I don't remember my body without it.

Probably never have children.

Mum never got the help that she needed.

And I'm not going to mess Danny up because I'm too stubborn

to admit that I have a problem.

You're going to stay with these guys, just for a little while, OK?

OK, yeah.

Let's buy the cafe.

WHISPERS: Goodnight.

TRAFFIC PASSES, DOOR CLOSES

MUSIC: I Like The Way You Love Me by Brenton Wood

Sorry, you carry on, I'm just going to go and watch TV or something.

Don't be stupid. What are you talking about?

Just because I feel weird shouldn't stop you...

Gem, no. We're not going to have sex without you, Gemma. Sh.

Danny's asleep. Yeah, just, just with your night shifts and my hours,

and Ray flying around the world,

I mean, we should just have sex when we can!

That's...unhelpful pressure.

Well, it's pressure on me if you can't have sex without me there.

We can.

We do.

Good.

Is that OK?

Yeah. You don't need my permission.

When? Don't worry.

Do you want us to tell you every time we...?

No. No. I don't know.

No.

You guys do...

..right? Without me.

Yes. Yes. All the time.

OK.

OK.

It's OK to feel jealous or insecure.

I don't. I'm not. We all do sometimes. I didn't.

I feel jealous.

Me too.

You do?

All the time. Of course.

But it's horrible.

Who do you feel more jealous of? Kieran or me?

Not funny.

RAY CHUCKLES

It's me, isn't it? Yeah.

RAY, MUFFLED: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

..four, five, six, seven, eight. Great!

Almost there.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Yes. Very good.

Again.

Five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Brilliant.

OK, er...

The next one now...

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One.

Good.

Really good.

TRANSLATED FROM FRENCH:

BOTH: Avez-vous rencontre ma femme?

Permettez-moi de presenter ma femme.

Et notre fille sympa.

Petite amie. Oui.

Avez-vous rencontre ma femme et notre petite-amie?

Voila. Voila.

RADIO: 7825 code 6, 105 Northumberland Avenue West 2.

SIREN BLARES

I am really proud of you. Thank you. It was really good today.

Bye-bye.

Hate to say this, but your new team isn't a patch on your old one.

They're nervous. They have a performance on Friday.

They have matching costumes and hats and...

I didn't think you would ever see me again.

I wanted to call you a thousand times.

What I did, what I said to you, um...

I'm so sorry.

And I was a shitty friend.

You needed me and I ignored you.

I-I took you for granted.

I know I really hurt you,

and if there's something I can do to make it up...

I wasn't planning on doing that.

Obviously, I'm still pretty angry.

No, it's...totally understandable.

Here...

SHE SQUEALS, RAY LAUGHS

You crazy bitch! I don't have any other spare clothes!

Neither do I!

This doesn't mean I forgive you.

KNOCK AT DOOR

What about the future?

I wanted to be your maid of honour one day,

see you in a white dress.

Watch our kids grow up together.

It makes me sad to think we won't get to do that.

We might have kids.

We haven't talked about it yet, but...

What, be like the au pair they don't pay?

No.

Gemma can't have children, so...

Oh.

Huh. So you'd have them with her husband?

That's not at all the exact plot of The Handmaid's Tale.

We're buying Gemma's Cafe.

Together.

Using my inheritance for the deposit.

And it was my idea, before you start. Wow! That's...

..commitment.

Yes, it is.

What? Nothing.

I got you a present.

I was going to send it on your birthday,

but...I wasn't ready to stop hating you.

It took ages to track down.

It's a Croatian advert.

For mouthwash.

I know it was kind of a traumatic day for you, but...

This is, er, a really weird gift, Moi.

Thank you.

I don't know how to be.

I want to be your champion.

I want to be the one cheering you on, but if this all goes horribly,

painfully wrong for reasons that are... It's not going to.

..entirely predictable, and I didn't say anything. Moi.

I know it seems crazy from the outside.

It seems crazy from the inside!

But, I really do think that I'm the luckiest person alive.

And that's wonderful. But promise me something...

If things change, if you ever get a sign that says "bail", just bail.

What you're doing is really brave.

But it's just as brave to walk away.

Sorry, guys. I think you're a bit late to save this one.

Yep. Can you tell the coroner? Yeah.

You OK?

Kieran?

HE PANTS

MUFFLED: Kieran?

You don't look OK. Just a sec...

Hey, hey, hey. You're all right. Sit down a sec.

Just breathe with me, OK?

You don't have to do anything.

This is going to pass soon.

We'll just wait.

What happened?

Oh...

I couldn't get back in the truck.

Have you called Gemma? It's going through to voicemail.

I think I'm going to have to quit.

I just...

I just couldn't do it.

So embarrassed.

It's OK.

Look at me.

Hey.

I know how that feels.

SHE INHALES

Mm!

Gem.

Nick? What's happened?

OK. One of us should go to the hospital.

We need to get the death certificate

and his address book so we can start letting people know.

Lawyers' details. His will.

Nick? I know there's a lot to do but...

..are you OK? Do you want to talk? No.

SHE SNIFFS

Hi, Danny. Hey, dude. Thank you, Miss. Thanks so much.

He's had a good day. Bye, Danny. How was it today?

It was good. Good. Bye, Danny. Thank you, Miss. Take care, bye.

Bye. Bye.

Let's go.

That's me...and Topsy, the cat.

And that's your daddy when he was little.

Hi, Daddy.

Who's that?

Hm? It's your grandad... and that's your grandma.

My mummy.

MY mummy. Give me kiss.

SHE IMITATES ENGINE

Is that fun?! Is that fun?

There she is.

Oh! Hi!

Shall we go?

DOOR CLOSES

SHE EXHALES

SHE GASPS, SOBS

RADIO PLAYS MUSIC

I need to practise my lines for the assembly.

Mum usually helps me.

I'll help you.

Don't tell Gemma.

Oh.

I'll tell her but just...not today.

Hey. Can you help?

Yeah, of course, what needs doing?

I don't know, it's the first time my dad's died.

Sorry.

Fuck.

Top drawer at the back.

Cor, for someone as anal as Dad, he had no logical system.

What am I looking for? Oh.

Oh, God, we should clear his search history.

Don't be gross.

Wouldn't you want yours wiped?

Whoever dies first, we'll clear each other's history.

Deal.

It still feels like we'll get bollocked for being in here.

He wasn't that bad. You make out he was the problem, but... I'm not saying that.

..can you imagine dealing with your teenage self?

That's not fair.

Sorry.

I'm not dealing well with this.

Everything's hard at the moment.

Parenting. Work.

Me and Caro.

Nick, shit. I'm sorry.

DOORBELL RINGS

Guess that's your entourage.

You can just drop your stuff in the corner there, Danny.

Yeah, just there. You can drop it, it's fine.

Auntie Gemma. Hm? Can I watch TV? Of course.

I'll take Danny's stuff too.

So can I... I will. Yeah. ..I can just pick that up at the civic centre? Is that right?

I'm so sorry, Nana. Yeah.

OK, thank you. I just, erm...

Eurgh! That needs to be thrown away. Hang on.

Oh!

Ah.

Oh, God.

Are you OK?

I don't feel great.

Thank you...for dropping everything and driving down.

Of course.

Did Kieran get in to trouble for leaving work early?

Er, no. It's... It's fine.

Good.

Oh. Everything's out of date.

Finished ham...

He's asleep.

Here we are.

Ooh.

Oh, wow. Amazing.

Do we have a spoon? Is that enough? Yeah.

Some greens? Greens, of course. This is amazing. Some greens.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Have you got enough of this? No, no, I'm fine. Thank you.

You OK? I'm fine.

Shouldn't we...? Shouldn't someone say grace?

None of us do that, Nick.

Yeah, but it's Dad's house.

What's this?

Erm, Dad used to... When Mum died, Dad got a bit God-y.

Started saying grace before every meal.

It was a bit more like a lecture.

I didn't know about this.

Nick and I would mess about and kick each other under the table.

He'd talk about how lucky we were to have food when so many don't,

and a roof above our heads. Uncle K, can I have a...?

Hold on a second, Danny, Auntie Gemma's just saying grace.

Am I? Yeah.

Just doing a shoddy job of it.

OK. Well, then, let's do it properly.

He'd ask us to think about the day we'd had.

What we'd learned.

How we could be better.

What we love most.

What we lost.

And how we could...

How we could make sure that we don't forget.

And with all that in our heads, we'd eat.

No wonder you ended up making food for a living.

I suppose in his own, particular way,

he was just trying to keep Mum's memory alive.

To make sure that we knew that, I don't know, that we were loved.

Without having to say the actually word itself.

I never really appreciated that.

Auntie Gemma? Yes, Danny?

I'm hungry. OK.

Erm, Nick, do you want to add anything to that?

I'm sure you heard way more of his speeches than I did. No.

He stopped doing them when you left home.

We just ate in front of the TV.

Bon appetite. Bon app...

You can eat.

Thanks, Gemma.

You're welcome. Mm! Delicious.

Mm! It's good.

It tastes great, Gem. So good.

Is there another dry cloth that we can use?

Ah. I am just going to stand here. I am so tired. OK.

Will you be there for the assembly?

The maths one?

Shapes.

Friday after school.

I promise I'm going to try.

Goodnight, Mum.

Er, I love you!

He's annoyed with me. No, he's OK.

How you doing?

Getting there.

I just wish I could be more use to you guys.

Look, Nick, it's Ray's deposit, support from the council,

three salaries. Yeah, that all sounds... We have positive projections.

I've made it a viable business, that's why they're trying to sell it from under us!

But what I'm trying to say is... I know you're trying to help, but we've done the work on this.

Ray's done loads of research, we've been to a financial advisor.

Look, when I started my company, I had investors to stand as guarantor.

I'm the guarantor.

OK, but that means that the collateral is your flat.

Yes.

Right. Well, I mean, no-one knows what's going to happen, there could be another

recession, or a like a bigger, fancier cafe opens up down the road.

What happens then? And what happens when you three break up?

Fuck you, Nick. That is not helpful.

It's a reasonable question no-one seems to be asking.

We're not going to break up. Look he's

putting it badly, but...

They could repossess your flat. You could lose everything.

It's just, it's a lot of pressure very early on in any relationship.

I can't deal with this conversation right now. Someone has to be a grown-up, Gemma.

Listen, I know you're in a bad place in your relationship,

but can you not take it out on us? Fuck you. What?

What have you said to her?

Nothing, she's just shit stirring.

I think I'm going to quit my job.

I have to.

Wait, what? Kieran, er, now is not the best...

What, you knew about this? Sorry, I know that's not great timing.

I just can't do it any more.

Gem? Ooh, dizzy. You OK?

Yeah. No, I just got up too quickly...

Gemma! Gem? Gemma!

Gem? Is she OK? Is she OK?

Hold on, guys. Should I bring some water? Back up. Just give her some space.

Kieran, tell me, should I call an ambulance or something? It's OK. It's OK. Don't worry.

Just look at me.

Is your vision blurry? I'm fine.

Do you have any light sensitivity?

Have you taken any medication recently?

I'm tired. It's been an intense day. Gem...

I couldn't find paracetamol that was in date but I found these.

Yeah. No. None of these.

Is he paramedic-ing you?

I'm trying to.

He's got a good bedside manner, but I'm sure you already know that.

How are you feeling? You want some sugary tea?

Oh, stop fussing, guys! Please.

Headache?

Can we keep your uniform if you quit?

I just feel like we haven't explored... Gemma.

Are you going to tell me what happened?

Yeah, I will. But can we just please... He had a panic attack.

Kier. Can we focus on you passing-out, please.

It's been years.

Yeah, I know. You were right.

I should have quit when I got stabbed.

It was a sign.

You two and your signs!

Have you pooed recently?

How is that your business?

If you're constipated, if your blood sugar's low...

Yes, I've pooed.

Great. Did you get your period?

My period's always irregular.

It doesn't mean anything. So...? Kier.

We've had unprotected sex our entire relationship...

How late are you?

I can't be pregnant.

It's not possible.

We're just making sure.

I feel sick.

Oh, shit, I left my money.

It's OK.

I can buy my girlfriend a pregnancy test.

Stay here.

Can you get some flowers too?

Sure. Of course.

Can you pull over?

You want to be sick?

OK. I will now ceremonially piss into my dead father's kitchenware.

I think this might...be a private moment? Oh.

Okey dokey.

Can you smell burning?

FIRE ALARM BEEPS

Danny? Get away from the fire!

I can't get it out! Let go! Is that my bag?! I don't know!

I put it in the fire, but I couldn't get it out again.

It's OK. All right, it's OK, it's OK. I want to go home!

I know, Danny, I know, I'm sorry, all right?

What's going on? Caro, I...I don't know. Can...

Colby's asleep, can you keep it down? I'm sorting it, Nick, all right?

Ow! Danny! COLBY CRIES

Oh, fantastic. Can you get your chaos out of Dad's house?

Sit down. Thanks, Caro. Gem?

Erm...

I'm... Gem, you OK?

Yeah, so, I'm pregnant.

Oh, my God. Gemma.

But how? That... You can't.

Guys, it's, it's, it's...good.

That's...amazing.

Oh, my God! What's happening?

Auntie Gemma's going to have a baby.

Shall we...maybe go upstairs and talk?

Yeah, we should sit down and...

Or maybe you should just let them talk? Seeing as it's their baby.

Nick. No. I'm just stating the obvious here.

Look, I'm sure you're a really nice person, but... Nick, just stop talking.

..if you've been waiting for the moment to do the honourable thing

and get out of their lives, it's now! Nick! Don't you dare speak to me like that! Ray. Ray.

Someone has to be the grown-up! Stop fighting! Hey, Nick,

why don't you go and check on Colby, please? Am I wrong? Nick!

COLBY CONTINUES CRYING

Ignore him.

I'm so sorry.

That was.. That was out of order.

Let me see. Let me see.

He just cares about you, Gem.

Yeah, I can't be here.

Can we just go away? I need to go. Yeah.

Let's go. Let's go. Come on.

I'm sorry I burned your things.

It doesn't matter.

You know, this isn't your fault.

We're not leaving because of you.

Gem?

OK. Ooh, watch your hand.

Sorry.

There you go.

Still hurts.

Yeah, I know. Let me see.

It'll be better in the morning. You just need some sleep.

Are you going to tell Mum about what I did?

You can tell her if you want.

She's doing a really brave thing.

Yeah, I know. She's really brave.

Yeah.

And you are too.

Goodnight.

I never thought this would happen.

I know.

It's a miracle.

I can't think. I'm so...

What are we supposed to do? I don't know what to feel.

I know it's...

I know everything must feel...

But, Gem...

..you're pregnant.

We might get to be parents.

Kier...

I feel like...like this is what I'm supposed to do with my life.

This is what it was about, earlier, the panic attack. It was a sign.

I'm supposed to...quit my job,

be a stay-at-home dad.

Oh, Kier.

I want us to be a family.

But... Knock, knock.

So I...

I think Nick is right.

The honourable thing for me to do is to go. No, he isn't.

We don't care about the honourable thing, Ray. Kier...

Ray didn't sign-up for this. If she wants to leave, we have to let her go.

That's not what I'm saying. No, we don't.

We can't mess...mess around when, when a baby's involved.

Yeah, but we're not messing around. No-one's messing...

We have to be realistic. Please, both of you... No, we don't.

A baby can't have three parents. Slow down. You had two. Gem had one. I had Nan, Ruth, Paul, Mum.

Kieran, can you let her... There's not just one way of doing things, is what I'm saying.

This isn't... It's not about me.

It's.. Do you want to leave us?

I want to do the right thing. Do you?

No!

I want to watch your belly grow bigger,

go to the classes with you, rub your feet, be there at the birth,

and be...

It's not possible.

It's not.

Let me do the right thing.

I...

I love you.

Oh.

SHE SIGHS

Triangles are the strongest shape...

..because any stress is evenly spread through all three sides.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two...

An equilateral triangle

is a triangle in which all three sides are the same.

One, two, three, four, five, six...

But most aren't.

The sum of a triangle's internal angles is 180 degrees.

An isosceles triangle has two sides of equal length.

A scalene triangle has no sides of equal length and no equal angles.

The angles inside a triangle are sometimes obtuse

and sometimes acute...

..but they always add up to the same thing.

BABY'S HEART BEATS

The study of triangles is called trigonometry.

It rains love

When I'm with you

It rains love

When I'm with you

You're my sun

When clouds roll through

It rains love

When I'm with you

I may not be the richest man...

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