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- I heard that.
- No, you didn't.
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- Yes I did.
- I did too.
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Hey, Sandy, what the hell.
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- Mom!
- It's just for germs, they're for enemy.
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- Good luck in your test.
- Like I need luck.
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- Mom.
- I'm sorry.
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Have a great day.
And remember, own your own power.
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Powerful Chicken run.
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Sorry.
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Don't forget to bring the DVD for my birthday.
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I told Lizzie she's not bringing it
for show and tell tomorrow.
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- Do I ever forget anything?
- Just do it! Ok, Mom?
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Go!
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Welcome to the Frank Magic Jr.
6th birthday celebration.
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- We have many famous guests. Famous.
- Well, we're here.
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Cute.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Oh, Molly, Molly.
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Molly Foster?!
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You're a magician.
A little magician.
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Doing Sandy a nice favor.
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Molly. Yes, Molly.
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Oh, my God!
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Mom I don't understand why
we have to move into the city?
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The city is the center of everything honey
It will be a fresh start.
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Dad said that only minority ventured
Capitalists live in the city.
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And now we do too.
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Are we gonna meet any transvestite?
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What is transvestite?
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It is a person who has a penis
and a vagina and they live in the city.
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That's not what it is.
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Okay, guys, it's the place.
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I really have to pee.
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Can you hold it a little longer?
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Welcome to New York City.
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We're only here because
our parents are getting a divorce.
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stop smiling or
I'm taking you to Oprah.
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- Sadie.
- You know I've read about this.
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It's fairly typical behavior for
children of divorced.
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How about taking the bags?
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Mommy, check this out! We're
writing our names.
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Oh God!
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You can't move around for
the rest of your life.
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It's only been three weeks, mom.
Give me some time.
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Oh, such a smart girl.
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She never graduated college,
and you hated her.
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But the French, she spoke it so beautiful.
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She was from there.
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She was a Finklestein,
It is hard not to love a Finklestein.
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Anyway, I spoke to your cousin Lou,
and she arranged a job interview,
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Women's Center, where she used to work,
Get you out of your punk.
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I have a job,
at the coffee shop.
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Oh, it's depressing and you're a college graduate,
Aram, for crying out loud.
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You'll finally put that Ladies Studies
major of yours to good use.
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It's a minor, Dad
and it's called sociology.
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BA from Stanford
Journalism from Northwestern.
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You do realize that it's
just a stat checking job?
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I've been raising two kids, and
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I'm divorced.
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And I'm sure I'll be good at this
because I'm very organized.
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I love sports,
well not hockey, so much.
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You see, once the kids were born
I decided to stay home for a while.
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Coz you know, babies
take up a lot of time.
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Maybe you don't know.
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Anyway, eventually they went to school
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and I started having a little time in my hands.
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And compiled these
stat books,
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and made up this graphing system.
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Yeah, hmm.
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How?
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It's time, and a great
satellite TV package.
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Aram Finklestein, that's
a Jewish name, right?
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What are your feelings
about women, Aram?
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Are you kidding?
I think you're great up until...
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Recently I was planning on spending the rest
of my life with a woman.
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Not that I wanted to spend it
with a man, I just...
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One experience with a woman,
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kinda took away my faith in love,
and I guess, everything.
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Aram, I know you took some Women's studies
courses in College.
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But other than that, do you have any kind of
experience
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that you think might have prepared you for this
job?
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I used to buy
tampons for my mother.
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You will fit in perfectly, yes.
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I have met my soul mate.
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You met a really hot French girl
who needed a green card.
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- She was so...
- Hot.
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- She wasn't that.
- Sexy.
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It was something else. She needed me.
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Yes, to get a green card.
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There's gotta be more meaning
to it than all of this.
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You know living at your parents' place isn't
exactly... grab a life by the balls you know.
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I'm saving up.
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I hate to tell you this but...
you work in a coffee shop.
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And your hot French wife
left you for her brother.
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Stop it.
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Can I get you something?
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Yeah, this ad says...
you have an apartment for rent?
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Yet, ours have a...
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Which I would be happy to show you.
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- Sure.
- Cool.
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I'm Mitchell, and this right here is Aram.
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He's trying to figure out the meaning of life.
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He also is a wonderful babysitter
if you ever need one.
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Just a break of the apartment.
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- Hey, little guys.
- Mama, I do not want to live here.
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- I want my room.
- How many more apartment are we going to look at?
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- I got an apartment.
- You're fast.
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It's not great, but my husband
won't be there so that's a plus.
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How are you so well adjusted?
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All those years with the PTA, I don't have a
choose.
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How's the job search?
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I got one, fact check for SNN.
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You are unbelievable, you're almost fully healed.
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You know everyone says what a nightmare it is to
get divorced
you're bad, I feel good.
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No residual or anything?
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This is the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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Trapped in some suburban hell, same thing
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day after day like a
"hamster in a wheel.
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Up on your feet, let's ride to happiness.
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All you need now to
complete the healing is to get laid.
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Oh no, that's one thing
I'm not ready for.
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Look I don't expect you
to fall in love with this guy.
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This guy?
Oh, no! What have you done?
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A chiropractor, who fixed me up with
that whole elevator shaft thing.
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Anyway, he smells great, and went
to an Ivy League College.
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- Where?
- Santa Barbara.
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That's not Ivy League.
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Well, he's in great shape,
and he has a country house.
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And I already told him all about you.
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Wait, I think that's the kid
who showed me the apartment.
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The one that tried to kiss you?
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No, he just works
in the coffee shop right below.
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- Too bad, he's cute.
- Yeah like 10.
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Nice ass, Coffee boy.
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Just go out with my
chiropractor, and have a good time
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maybe screw him, you know, that's seems right.
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Why are you here?
It's been three weeks.
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I came to see you.
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Have fun.
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There's this huge kid,
and he has like so much fat on him.
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He sat at me at gym class,
and told me who would change my name to Pablo.
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- Frankie, that is terrible, are you okay
sweetie?.
- it's Pablo.
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and yes, it was fun.
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- So, listen...
- Oh, uh.
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- What?
- Whenever you say, "So, listen,"
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is always something strange.
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It's not weird, it's just that I'm
thinking about going on a date.
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I don't know, what I really want to but I,
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I think it will be a positive step for me..
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But I just wanted to see how
you guys would feel about it..
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Are you gonna have sex with them?
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That's an inappropriate question..
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Hey guys, you know, if we're gonna live in the
city,
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we're gonna have to learn to deal
with these kind of stuff ok.
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So just stick with me and be polite.
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- Hello
- Hi
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Thanks you for coming in on such short notice.
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I won't normally put you on this type of
situation,
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without some training,
but we're really in a vine.
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- Whatever I can do to help.
- Ok, great, now why don't you put your suit on.
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And then meet me at the activities room.
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- A suit?
- Yeah, it's in the closet behind you.
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Now try to hurry, self-defense class
starts exactly at 5:30.
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Mommy, why do you have to do this?
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Because now that we live in New York
we're gonna all kinds of different people.
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and we need to know
how to deal with them.
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Like the man with the penis?
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So you're walking down the street,
and all of a sudden you hear...
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hey, sweet lips, I like that ass.
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Hey mommy, why don't you come over here,
sit on my face...?
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Hey, kid, how would like
to make a quick $ 100?
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- Yes, sure.
- No, you don't kid, you don't want that money.
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Self-preservation in
in a city of predators.
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That's what you will learn in here.
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Let's meet our perpetrator.
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Hi
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No words perf
unless they're scripted.
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Begin scenario eight.
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Hey, sweet lips.
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Scenario 3.
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Hey, baby, that should be illegal.
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5.
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Mrs. Sanchez, it appears you have
a yeast infection,
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and an unbelievable set of tits.
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For our last exercise,
I am going to demonstrate
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what I call, "Ocean of anger. "
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Hold on, because we are about to go deep.
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All of us as
women have developed
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a reservoir of resentment and anger.
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And these reservoirs put together
form an ocean,
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and this ocean is available
for all us to draw from.
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It holds the collective power
of every women,
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who has ever been wronged
in an inappropriate sexual remark
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being underpaid for a
job you've done better than a man,
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ancestor who was a slave.
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Or rice picker, or simply
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lowman on the totem pole.
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A husband who has wronged you,
who has cheated and lied to you,
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or you, or you, or you.
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- I'm a lesbian.
- See me after class.
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All of this anger is present
in all of you, right now and always.
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I need a volunteer.
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Mom!
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Don't!
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You are going to call upon this history
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and unleash the ocean of anger on our perf.
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May I, just need a quick bathroom break?
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Zip it, perf.
Tell him to zip it.
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- Zip it, perf.
- Again, good, louder.
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Zip it, perf.
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Now tell him what
you wanna tell him.
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Dirty little fucking scumbag.
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take your disease riddled whore
and fuck her in hell
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for all eternity,
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May the devil burn you,
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with hot jagged metal,
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and suffocate you with mountain fury.
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Now, unleash!.
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Oh my God.
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Is there a safe word I should be aware of?
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Time out.
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My life was never gonna be this way
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It's okay.
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I know you.
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I don't see how getting beat up
by a bunch of chicks everyday
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is getting you any closer
to the meaning of his life.
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I'm helping people,
I'm contributing to the world.
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Not like an actor.
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Buddy, I reflect life back unto itself, ok?
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Thereby, taking mirror,
like a theatre mirror.
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- Look at you.
- Oh, it's not as bad as it feels.
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My mom was sorry she beat you up so bad.
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Thank you, Frankie.
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Don't worry about it,
your mom didn't beat me up.
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I've been going through a lot...
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- Can I get a blueberry muffin...?
- Not right now sweetheart.
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I've been going through a lot recently
I didn't realize how much it was affecting me.
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- Don't worry about it.
- Just saying sorry.
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- I pick it up.
- I helped.
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If palm gets squeezed into it, you could die.
242
00:19:22,151 --> 00:19:24,979
I was wondering
if I could take you up on your offer
243
00:19:26,015 --> 00:19:27,559
to baby-sit.
244
00:19:28,035 --> 00:19:30,011
If it still holds, that is.
245
00:19:30,146 --> 00:19:32,492
I don't really... I mean, I haven't
you know in a little while...
246
00:19:33,027 --> 00:19:35,786
I figured since they,
hired at the Women's Center,
247
00:19:35,823 --> 00:19:38,121
You must be trustworthy.
248
00:19:39,861 --> 00:19:44,636
I guess I could pop upstairs
some day after work for a couple of hours.
249
00:19:45,072 --> 00:19:46,537
Would Thursday work?
250
00:19:46,571 --> 00:19:49,181
- She has a date.
- With a big pimp.
251
00:19:52,198 --> 00:19:53,850
Where do you learn this stuff?
252
00:19:53,885 --> 00:19:58,390
Olivia at school taught me, she's
my hell, we play.
253
00:19:59,418 --> 00:20:01,345
What ever happened to kickball.
254
00:20:02,881 --> 00:20:05,142
Would 7 o'clock be okay?
255
00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:08,296
Oh, great.
256
00:20:13,185 --> 00:20:16,845
There are times when the lost
must be found,
257
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,965
and other times when the lost
must find themselves.
258
00:20:21,001 --> 00:20:22,588
Very well said Rabbi.
259
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:27,505
Not that he's a bad little boy
just misguided, falling in with the wrong crowd.
260
00:20:27,581 --> 00:20:31,648
Are you talking about me? I only hang out
with you and Dad?
261
00:20:31,683 --> 00:20:36,955
The battles are not only fought on
the battlefield, Roberto but also in the soul.
262
00:20:36,993 --> 00:20:39,145
My soul is fine. Great.
263
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,304
What does his future hold?
264
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,311
Mom, he's not a palm reader.
265
00:20:43,346 --> 00:20:45,492
A new job is in order.
266
00:20:47,527 --> 00:20:52,161
Luckily, my cousin is a head hunter
are you interested in business, Aram?
267
00:20:52,194 --> 00:20:53,926
Yes
268
00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:56,913
Kids, your babysitter's here.
Come say hello.
269
00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:00,061
Sadie usually goes to bed a bit later than
Frankie,
270
00:21:00,097 --> 00:21:02,498
but due to her unscheduled
emergency surgery
271
00:21:02,532 --> 00:21:04,184
she'll be going to bed the same time.
- Oh my God.
272
00:21:05,719 --> 00:21:09,738
Are you sure I should be staying with
her after she just had surgery?
273
00:21:15,677 --> 00:21:18,149
This was her surgery.
274
00:21:18,186 --> 00:21:20,835
I told you it was dead
when I found it.
275
00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:23,467
Yes, but I highly doubt
its organs have been harvested.
276
00:21:23,503 --> 00:21:26,676
- I hate you.
- Can I play Wii?
277
00:21:26,709 --> 00:21:28,058
For half an hour.
278
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,346
- You're gonna be okay, right?
- Yeah
279
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,610
Truth is, I didn't know if I want to go on this
date,
280
00:21:36,612 --> 00:21:38,729
it's just my friend, she's kinda
281
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,059
forcing me. Things we need to get with.
282
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:46,179
Release some tension.
283
00:21:48,543 --> 00:21:51,597
Do I look okay? Everything's in order.
284
00:21:52,618 --> 00:21:54,945
It seems to be.
285
00:21:58,871 --> 00:22:01,778
- Goodbye, Frankie.
- Bye.
286
00:22:07,678 --> 00:22:10,553
- Hey Frank.
- Call me Pablo.
287
00:22:11,421 --> 00:22:14,887
He also had some cranial seizures as well as TMJ.
288
00:22:16,897 --> 00:22:18,665
So what did you do?
289
00:22:18,699 --> 00:22:21,673
I went right home and I took out my skeleton.
290
00:22:22,109 --> 00:22:27,223
- Your skeleton?
- It's really as weird as it sounds.
291
00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:32,079
I have this bone replica skeleton, keep it the
house
and I use it to figure stuff out.
292
00:22:32,781 --> 00:22:36,119
This way I can put it in different positions and
see how they affect his bone structure.
293
00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:39,407
- It's a him?
- Yes it's him.
294
00:22:40,245 --> 00:22:42,384
Thought it would be weird if it was a her.
295
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:46,199
That way people might think
I'm seeing somebody,
296
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:50,520
and it might actually drive away
beautiful women like you.
297
00:22:50,561 --> 00:22:52,602
I'm a mom.
298
00:22:53,403 --> 00:22:55,431
Why did I say that?
299
00:22:55,467 --> 00:22:57,985
It's okay, it's alright, I know. It's true.
300
00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:02,939
You are a mom.
And you are incredibly beautiful.
301
00:23:02,951 --> 00:23:06,126
You have excellent posture.
302
00:23:19,919 --> 00:23:22,295
Excuse me for just a second.
303
00:23:38,854 --> 00:23:41,792
You haven't told me much about yourself.
304
00:23:41,828 --> 00:23:43,930
My God.
305
00:23:48,591 --> 00:23:51,508
- Hello
- I'm here.
306
00:23:51,837 --> 00:23:53,667
I thought I'd lost you for a second.
307
00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:04,581
No, I grew up just outside
San Francisco.
308
00:24:04,615 --> 00:24:07,560
That's a great town.
309
00:24:10,233 --> 00:24:12,397
Do you have any hobby?
310
00:24:14,688 --> 00:24:16,364
Just take care of my kids.
311
00:24:16,399 --> 00:24:19,440
No, no, that's not
312
00:24:19,534 --> 00:24:22,925
a hobby.
313
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,317
I used to like to windsurf.
314
00:24:28,352 --> 00:24:31,606
Longboard? Shortboard?
Ocean, lake, what?
315
00:24:32,285 --> 00:24:34,747
Lake, mostly lake.
316
00:24:35,949 --> 00:24:38,210
I competed when I was younger.
317
00:24:45,783 --> 00:24:49,933
Competed in windsurfing,
That's impressing.
318
00:24:50,404 --> 00:24:51,822
So?
319
00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:54,404
You.. like the beautiful you, you
320
00:24:57,506 --> 00:25:01,556
You are fascinating.
321
00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:07,581
What's your normal job?
322
00:25:07,616 --> 00:25:09,986
- I work at the coffee shop.
- I mean your real job?
323
00:25:10,813 --> 00:25:12,453
It was my real job.
324
00:25:12,488 --> 00:25:14,228
but you are in the blowup suit too.
325
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,436
That was just once, I quit there.
326
00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:19,326
- Didn't you go to college?
- Yes
327
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:22,067
I hope I'll have a real job
by the time I'm your age.
328
00:25:23,884 --> 00:25:25,223
Knockout!.
329
00:25:25,258 --> 00:25:27,333
The Pablo man had knocked you out.
330
00:25:28,668 --> 00:25:31,750
So are we gonna have fun tonight
or you're gonna be one of those boring babysitter?
331
00:25:32,284 --> 00:25:33,917
Hey guys, it's me.
332
00:25:33,952 --> 00:25:40,020
I don't know why you're not picking up,
Anyway, I hope everything's okay.
333
00:25:42,422 --> 00:25:44,178
Yeah, ok, bye.
334
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:47,040
Worried about the kids, huh
335
00:25:54,557 --> 00:25:57,103
My new babysitter have not much experience yet.
336
00:25:57,539 --> 00:25:59,907
I know exactly what you need.
337
00:26:03,345 --> 00:26:06,494
See, we all hold our
tension somewhere.
338
00:26:07,028 --> 00:26:09,036
For you, it's in your shoulders,
339
00:26:11,872 --> 00:26:15,221
and just a little bit in your ass.
340
00:26:16,661 --> 00:26:18,916
There's much experience as I have...
341
00:26:19,952 --> 00:26:23,894
can tell just by the way
as people walk...
342
00:26:28,806 --> 00:26:30,941
and even by the way they smile.
343
00:26:39,713 --> 00:26:41,448
No charge.
344
00:26:47,581 --> 00:26:50,207
This thing got my arm.
345
00:26:52,572 --> 00:26:54,524
I'm running through the forest.
346
00:26:55,940 --> 00:26:59,759
Leave me one arm,
please don't...
347
00:27:01,916 --> 00:27:05,072
I'll get claustrophobic wearing human skin mask.
348
00:27:05,107 --> 00:27:07,309
You couldn't even wear
a hulk mask last Halloween.
349
00:27:07,344 --> 00:27:09,831
That's because it was hot and it smelled bad.
350
00:27:09,865 --> 00:27:11,341
- That was your breath, retard.
- Sadie...
351
00:27:11,376 --> 00:27:13,164
- Actually...
- C'mon, you don't need to do...
352
00:27:13,565 --> 00:27:14,866
It's 11 o'clock.
353
00:27:14,898 --> 00:27:17,856
Gotta to get you to bed
before your mom comes home.
354
00:27:20,331 --> 00:27:22,358
- How about the "Exorcist".
- Okay.
355
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:23,822
I don't feel so good.
356
00:27:23,858 --> 00:27:25,571
I might throw up.
357
00:27:27,554 --> 00:27:28,979
This chocolate bar is bigger than you
358
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,581
If you're gonna throw up, can't we do it
before your mom gets home, please.
359
00:27:31,829 --> 00:27:34,537
I always throw up when mentioning
throw up, and before a girl.
360
00:27:34,574 --> 00:27:36,788
I love throw ups.
361
00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:38,684
- Eew, you love to eat throw up?
- Sadie.
362
00:27:38,721 --> 00:27:40,031
What?
363
00:27:40,066 --> 00:27:43,346
You're gonna freak him out
you're getting us all in trouble.
364
00:27:43,382 --> 00:27:45,478
You know actually I feels sick.., Frankie?
365
00:27:45,513 --> 00:27:47,763
- That was nice, listen
- What?.
366
00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:51,912
Eating a raw skinned pigeon
with mustard and rotten milk,
367
00:27:51,946 --> 00:27:55,321
just chewing on those intestines
and those little bones..
368
00:27:55,571 --> 00:27:57,343
- Okay, off to bed, c'mon...
- Yummy
369
00:28:05,076 --> 00:28:07,109
Touch my cock.
370
00:28:09,226 --> 00:28:11,271
Stop the car.
371
00:28:16,794 --> 00:28:19,164
- You have a problem.
- I have a problem?
372
00:28:34,950 --> 00:28:37,425
Thanks for offering.
373
00:28:38,835 --> 00:28:41,008
I'd love to tell you.
374
00:28:43,970 --> 00:28:49,412
In a taxi. It seems like the perfect place.
375
00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:56,122
Hobby
376
00:29:03,872 --> 00:29:06,455
Home making.
377
00:29:10,659 --> 00:29:15,315
How could this happen to me?
Do you ever wonder that?
378
00:29:16,429 --> 00:29:19,208
How could I have floated so far
379
00:29:20,273 --> 00:29:24,815
off the path I thought I was on?
380
00:29:24,915 --> 00:29:27,741
I just thought maybe
381
00:29:29,675 --> 00:29:33,271
it would be some meaning to my life.
382
00:29:38,525 --> 00:29:40,587
I'm not making any sense.
383
00:29:50,669 --> 00:29:52,669
Maybe you'll come back again
384
00:29:54,613 --> 00:29:58,132
Cause I think the kids could really
use some continuity.
385
00:30:00,542 --> 00:30:01,854
Shit.
386
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:10,350
I have no fucking money.
Can you believe that ?
387
00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:13,052
Can I pay you tomorrow?
388
00:30:14,954 --> 00:30:16,708
It's no problem.
389
00:30:24,554 --> 00:30:28,054
Hey it's you, eating a croissant.
390
00:30:28,655 --> 00:30:31,056
French chick must be fading, huh.
391
00:30:31,355 --> 00:30:34,062
- Don't change the music.
- What, they're shooting music.. oops?
392
00:30:35,051 --> 00:30:39,799
- What do you think about kids?
- I think about making them all the time.
393
00:30:40,871 --> 00:30:44,029
- That's not what I'm talking about.
- What are you talking about?
394
00:30:44,614 --> 00:30:49,885
- I don't know, being entirely responsible
for another human being's life.
395
00:30:51,392 --> 00:30:52,774
It's crazy.
396
00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:55,196
- Aram, aram
- Mama's dead!
397
00:30:55,331 --> 00:30:56,963
- What?
- C'mon.
398
00:31:00,781 --> 00:31:02,640
She's not dead.
399
00:31:02,677 --> 00:31:04,843
It could be postmortem twitch.
400
00:31:05,477 --> 00:31:07,613
Kids fall back.
401
00:31:14,671 --> 00:31:17,071
Hey.
402
00:31:19,282 --> 00:31:20,782
Sandy.
403
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:28,354
It's morning.
404
00:31:37,766 --> 00:31:41,837
Oh my God, I slept with a babysitter.
405
00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:46,558
You didn't sleep with a babysitter.
406
00:31:46,568 --> 00:31:48,298
We thought you were dead.
407
00:31:49,133 --> 00:31:52,754
Yeah, we thought you might have
asphyxiated on your own vomit
408
00:31:55,508 --> 00:31:58,779
Aram can take us to school.
Coz we're already late.
409
00:32:01,048 --> 00:32:03,627
- Could you? -Sure
410
00:32:04,808 --> 00:32:07,019
Can you pick them up too?
411
00:32:09,912 --> 00:32:11,927
Are those stat sheets ready yet?
412
00:32:11,962 --> 00:32:12,758
Yeah, printer 4.
413
00:32:16,971 --> 00:32:20,969
Sandy, you got a minute?
414
00:32:28,373 --> 00:32:29,629
Am I fired?
415
00:32:29,662 --> 00:32:31,761
What! Why would you say that?
416
00:32:32,652 --> 00:32:34,636
Because...
417
00:32:36,238 --> 00:32:38,320
I'm so hangover, I guess.
418
00:32:38,835 --> 00:32:41,312
I have two kids and no husband
419
00:32:42,289 --> 00:32:45,154
I haven't had a real job since
graduate school. I'm so sorry
420
00:32:46,266 --> 00:32:48,284
Oh, please don't apologize.
421
00:32:48,618 --> 00:32:51,371
I was really calling you in to see
if you wanted to write for me.
422
00:32:52,483 --> 00:32:58,022
I find the guys stuff gets boring and repetitive.
423
00:32:58,056 --> 00:33:02,567
And I saw that stat book you put together,
amazing.
424
00:33:02,601 --> 00:33:04,991
Clearly obsessive, reminds me of me
425
00:33:07,665 --> 00:33:09,421
Do you do yoga?
426
00:33:10,633 --> 00:33:12,891
I'll do yoga if I could win.
427
00:33:12,926 --> 00:33:15,149
I'm gonna take you some time.
428
00:33:24,311 --> 00:33:27,067
- Thanks.
- Hydrate.
429
00:33:30,519 --> 00:33:32,264
Cool, what's your catch phrase gonna be?
430
00:33:32,299 --> 00:33:34,183
I don't think it's gonna be like that, Frankie.
431
00:33:34,185 --> 00:33:37,485
I'm just gonna be writing the basis of
the story and she'll fill in the flavor.
432
00:33:37,733 --> 00:33:41,177
- What about suck it?
- Why are you such an idiot.
433
00:33:41,213 --> 00:33:42,556
It's just an idea.
434
00:33:43,270 --> 00:33:46,200
That's really exciting though, I mean,
and you can even get some airtime.
435
00:33:46,434 --> 00:33:49,238
I don't think so. -That'll be cool, mom.
436
00:33:49,274 --> 00:33:51,666
You have the face for it.
437
00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:54,082
That's a nice thing to say.
438
00:33:54,381 --> 00:33:57,453
"You have the face for it. ",
Hmm, love you, love you, love you
439
00:33:58,607 --> 00:34:02,120
I'm just saying that your mom has a face
440
00:34:02,369 --> 00:34:05,870
to put on TV.
441
00:34:07,324 --> 00:34:12,410
I'm very together, I never
missed taking my kids to school.
442
00:34:12,845 --> 00:34:17,940
You don't have to explain anything, I promise
I know what it's like to go through a divorce.
443
00:34:17,974 --> 00:34:19,998
Are your parents divorced?
444
00:34:20,032 --> 00:34:22,007
No, I am sort of.
445
00:34:23,016 --> 00:34:25,144
You're so young.
446
00:34:25,179 --> 00:34:26,905
When do you have the time?
447
00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:29,056
It was short-lived, her name was Alice,
448
00:34:29,292 --> 00:34:33,207
she left me for her brother.
He wasn't really her brother
449
00:34:33,242 --> 00:34:36,734
he was just posing as her brother
so he could be close to her
450
00:34:36,769 --> 00:34:38,678
So she could use me to get a green card.
451
00:34:38,715 --> 00:34:42,056
What!? That is horrible.
452
00:34:42,591 --> 00:34:46,133
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
453
00:34:46,237 --> 00:34:51,061
The worst part about it though
is I can't bring myself to finalize the divorce
454
00:34:51,611 --> 00:34:54,794
because if I do
then she'll get kick out of the country
455
00:34:55,297 --> 00:34:56,935
That would be so cruel, you know.
456
00:34:58,451 --> 00:35:02,308
God, I wished I could get my husband
kicked out of the country.
457
00:35:03,054 --> 00:35:05,360
It's that bad, huh. -Yeah
458
00:35:07,242 --> 00:35:10,930
- So sorry.
- Oh, no, me too, for you.
459
00:35:11,393 --> 00:35:17,104
You know, Aram this has been really hard for me
460
00:35:17,138 --> 00:35:20,221
and with a new job, there's gonna
be some longer hours.
461
00:35:20,755 --> 00:35:23,441
And I was thinking, maybe you'd be willing
462
00:35:23,443 --> 00:35:27,260
to help us out on more of a full time basis.
463
00:35:28,888 --> 00:35:30,443
A nanny?
464
00:35:30,479 --> 00:35:34,015
You're not from Trinidad, you're
from the Upper West Side of Manhattan.
465
00:35:34,051 --> 00:35:35,707
Did we send you to college for this, Harry?
466
00:35:36,143 --> 00:35:38,414
You always said
you just wanted me to be happy.
467
00:35:38,448 --> 00:35:41,666
Within reason, this is not how you
contribute to the world.
468
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:44,099
Mom you work for Ralph Lauren.
469
00:35:44,235 --> 00:35:45,146
People need clothes.
470
00:35:45,181 --> 00:35:47,962
This family needs me, she just got divorced
471
00:35:48,696 --> 00:35:50,759
and she got this great job
472
00:35:50,795 --> 00:35:53,814
and she needs someone to
trust to take care of these kids..
473
00:35:55,817 --> 00:35:57,747
Mom it's not like it's forever.
474
00:35:57,783 --> 00:35:59,354
You know, I'm gonna be making money.
475
00:36:00,448 --> 00:36:01,691
- Harry!
- Alright,
476
00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:04,703
you're still going out on interviews for other
jobs.
477
00:36:04,738 --> 00:36:08,621
And in the meantime you can't
keep this for quite a while.
478
00:37:44,532 --> 00:37:48,388
Let me try it, get a job, I'm a freaking racer.
479
00:37:49,811 --> 00:37:53,860
It's not the same...It's not the same thing.
Coz you have to say the freaking first to make it
work.
480
00:37:54,535 --> 00:37:56,234
It's much funnier with the freaking, right?
481
00:37:56,919 --> 00:37:58,796
I'm just gonna go outside and grab a smoke.
482
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:06,544
Smoke? What are they from stone age?
483
00:38:06,780 --> 00:38:10,668
Please for some goddamn God,
you got to find something wrong with every guy
484
00:38:10,917 --> 00:38:13,522
Did you see how long it takes
the guy to order a bow wine?
485
00:38:13,556 --> 00:38:17,235
His father owns a vineyard
in Napa, so he knows a lot about it.
486
00:38:17,271 --> 00:38:18,448
Like he mentioned several hundred times.
487
00:38:19,082 --> 00:38:20,921
He mentioned it once.
488
00:38:21,474 --> 00:38:23,944
Who is calling you?
You don't have a life.
489
00:38:23,978 --> 00:38:26,728
It's Aram, he taught me how to text.
490
00:38:27,662 --> 00:38:29,569
Oh my God!
What?
491
00:38:29,605 --> 00:38:31,347
- You have a thing for the nanny
- Oh, please.
492
00:38:34,464 --> 00:38:36,275
He's just telling me that my kids are asleep.
493
00:38:38,074 --> 00:38:38,977
Kids asleep. Frank to
494
00:38:39,011 --> 00:38:41,260
Frank took two foot long poop, we measured.
495
00:38:42,010 --> 00:38:42,967
It's disgusting.
496
00:38:43,002 --> 00:38:47,035
Just keeping me in the loop and I appreciate that.
497
00:38:48,795 --> 00:38:51,546
It's very funny, sincere.
498
00:38:52,380 --> 00:38:55,825
and besides he's a lot more adult than
those guys you've set me up with.
499
00:38:56,075 --> 00:38:58,227
In a 24-year old kind of way.
500
00:38:58,475 --> 00:39:01,344
- Let me see what you wrote.
- No, no... you're not
501
00:39:04,082 --> 00:39:08,663
About to bail on my date, set up monopoly?
502
00:39:08,699 --> 00:39:12,694
This is pathetic. Seriously?
503
00:39:12,730 --> 00:39:13,832
Yeah
504
00:39:18,970 --> 00:39:20,529
Ok, here's the pussy.
505
00:39:23,059 --> 00:39:28,614
I would love you to meet
Sunshine and Cinnamon.
506
00:39:29,484 --> 00:39:31,393
Hi, I am Aram.
507
00:39:31,428 --> 00:39:33,860
They love talking and stuff so...
508
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,063
Try to be normal, alright. Stay positive.
509
00:39:40,105 --> 00:39:41,994
- Sorry.
- Aram, hey.
510
00:39:42,788 --> 00:39:44,655
It's a weird name.
511
00:39:45,492 --> 00:39:46,884
Thank you.
512
00:39:46,919 --> 00:39:48,973
Mitch told me he is divorced.
513
00:39:49,675 --> 00:39:51,329
It's weird, huh.
514
00:39:51,763 --> 00:39:55,241
It's kinda normal to me,
you know, it's my life.
515
00:39:55,378 --> 00:39:57,364
So I'm kinda used to it, I guess.
516
00:39:59,725 --> 00:40:02,550
I guess if you mean, it's unusual, then yeah.
517
00:40:03,083 --> 00:40:05,365
We'll talk a lot about this.
518
00:40:05,865 --> 00:40:07,518
I guess.
519
00:40:10,707 --> 00:40:12,891
I love theories.
520
00:40:12,926 --> 00:40:14,460
Make me a little horny.
521
00:40:17,403 --> 00:40:21,486
I think I'm gonna go.
522
00:40:31,883 --> 00:40:33,661
Hey, it's me, what are you guys doing?
523
00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:35,440
We're just playing "American Idol. "
524
00:40:36,075 --> 00:40:39,996
That was truly dreadful Aram
Finklestein, awful.
525
00:40:40,031 --> 00:40:43,958
You kinda like a little pitchy in the beginning
but dawg, I mean you put it together in the end,
526
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:45,997
and man you rocked.
527
00:40:46,046 --> 00:40:49,766
Well Randy liked it, but I still don�t' think
I'm going to the next round.
528
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,013
I'm not gonna be able to make it home for dinner
tonight.
529
00:40:51,548 --> 00:40:54,371
Yeah, no problem.
I could feed the kids.
530
00:40:54,506 --> 00:40:56,737
You may have to put them to bed too.
531
00:40:56,771 --> 00:40:58,073
Can be a late one, huh
532
00:40:58,210 --> 00:41:00,217
Yeah, a couple of
the Vikings player,
533
00:41:00,251 --> 00:41:02,565
were charged of sexually assaulting a stripper
534
00:41:02,602 --> 00:41:05,131
I have to come up with something
fizzy for the board to leave this.
535
00:41:05,566 --> 00:41:09,089
Well, Vikings have been attacking
people on ships for centuries now.
536
00:41:09,624 --> 00:41:13,030
Aram, that's good but thank you.
I'll see when I get home okay.
537
00:41:28,623 --> 00:41:30,396
I'm sorry.
538
00:41:31,512 --> 00:41:37,423
God, I can't imagine to be many more days like
this.
539
00:41:37,657 --> 00:41:40,680
No prob, there's dinner for you on the table
there.
540
00:41:40,815 --> 00:41:43,810
Oh thanks, you didn't have to do that.
541
00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:48,245
Just whipped up on stuff that I learned on Top
Chef
542
00:41:50,864 --> 00:41:54,450
The kids helped,
and Frank's pretty good.
543
00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:58,195
Delicious, wow, hmm... wait
544
00:41:58,711 --> 00:42:05,155
I have these two tickets for the fight
on Saturday, I thought you might be able to use
them.
545
00:42:07,402 --> 00:42:09,942
Aren't the kids with their dad this weekend?
546
00:42:10,291 --> 00:42:13,289
- Yeah
- And you don't wanna use this?
547
00:42:13,538 --> 00:42:17,659
My girlfriend's not free and I'm facing another
date.
548
00:42:17,693 --> 00:42:19,900
So take whoever you want.
549
00:42:21,826 --> 00:42:24,793
- That's really nice, thanks.
- You're welcome.
550
00:42:29,208 --> 00:42:32,179
Hey, I was wondering if you are free this weekend.
551
00:42:32,215 --> 00:42:33,827
Coz I've got these tickets to the big fight.
552
00:43:13,766 --> 00:43:15,773
I hate it when the ref does that.
553
00:43:16,747 --> 00:43:20,156
Why bother having a rest,
just let them bare-knuckle it.
554
00:43:22,591 --> 00:43:25,534
I can't believe you were thinking of that coming.
555
00:43:25,570 --> 00:43:26,422
Me neither.
556
00:43:27,967 --> 00:43:29,738
I can never be like this with Frank
557
00:43:31,495 --> 00:43:35,686
It was like I didn't even know if
I was happy when I was with him
558
00:43:36,611 --> 00:43:39,214
What makes
people do that? Just coast along.
559
00:43:40,749 --> 00:43:42,544
And you know the thing that really sticks for me
560
00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:46,896
is that I never got the chance to
tell him how I felt.
561
00:43:47,028 --> 00:43:49,894
He has this strange ability,
562
00:43:51,429 --> 00:43:54,262
to make me entirely lose my voice.
563
00:43:54,853 --> 00:43:57,164
Like some superpower, it's crazy.
564
00:43:59,566 --> 00:44:01,281
No Voice Man
565
00:44:01,316 --> 00:44:04,423
Steal You Voice Man, Quiet Man
566
00:44:05,870 --> 00:44:07,497
- Dr. Silence.
- That's a good one.
567
00:44:08,332 --> 00:44:10,397
Hey, Aram, right?
568
00:44:10,797 --> 00:44:12,861
Gile from Roscoe Mathis, I interviewed you.
569
00:44:13,131 --> 00:44:15,225
Oh, yeah yeah. How are you?
570
00:44:15,558 --> 00:44:20,868
Dude, you're the only person that's ever said no
to us
most people would kill for that job.
571
00:44:21,518 --> 00:44:22,522
Sorry about that.
572
00:44:22,559 --> 00:44:25,950
Ringside at the fight,
doesn't look like you're doing too bad.
573
00:44:25,984 --> 00:44:28,496
Let me know if you ever change your mind.
574
00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:32,453
- Thanks.
- Good to see you again.
575
00:44:35,934 --> 00:44:37,592
What?
576
00:44:38,015 --> 00:44:40,340
It's just an entry level thing.
577
00:44:40,969 --> 00:44:46,417
At Roscoe Mathis? And you
let them go to be my nanny?
578
00:44:47,893 --> 00:44:49,641
Idiotic.
579
00:44:50,277 --> 00:44:51,832
I thought so too, for a minute.
580
00:44:51,866 --> 00:44:56,544
I wasn't really thinking clearly there after
Alice.
581
00:44:57,902 --> 00:45:03,407
And suddenly I just had a very clear thought in my
head.
582
00:45:06,334 --> 00:45:09,366
What really matters are
the people in my life.
583
00:45:09,879 --> 00:45:15,306
You and your family were, are some of those
people that make me feel good,
584
00:45:15,342 --> 00:45:19,049
make my life good, every day.
585
00:45:24,075 --> 00:45:28,139
That is the most wonderfully
586
00:45:28,173 --> 00:45:30,974
and jaded naive thing I've ever heard..
587
00:45:32,437 --> 00:45:36,870
It's rare to find
a guy who's such a romantic.
588
00:46:07,023 --> 00:46:08,561
Bright light.
589
00:46:13,416 --> 00:46:14,802
Close those eyes.
590
00:46:16,002 --> 00:46:18,185
- I'm not tired.
- You're really gonna sleep this off with me.
591
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,119
I'm gonna put this here okay.
592
00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:27,924
I really love your kids.
593
00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:30,349
I know.
594
00:46:33,286 --> 00:46:34,776
I had fun tonight.
595
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,189
Yeah... me too.
596
00:46:43,821 --> 00:46:45,697
None of you to call me that word, okay.
597
00:46:45,898 --> 00:46:48,797
It's not a weird word, though
It's just means a "female dog"..
598
00:46:50,031 --> 00:46:52,393
- I'm not gonna have semantics today, okay.
- What are you doing here?
599
00:46:52,428 --> 00:46:55,898
You know what it means, it's not okay to call
me that or anyone else for that matter
600
00:46:56,048 --> 00:46:58,239
You've been in the city for a few months
they're already totally corrupted.
601
00:46:58,590 --> 00:47:02,008
- Dad's play sucks.
- Frankie, what happened?
602
00:47:02,023 --> 00:47:04,694
- Aram!?
- Guys, careful...
603
00:47:05,043 --> 00:47:07,656
C'mon you late night criminals
604
00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:13,877
Hey, guess what? -You wanna give me a million
dollars?
605
00:47:13,912 --> 00:47:15,393
We saw a dead junk on the road.
606
00:47:15,643 --> 00:47:16,732
Oh, even better.
607
00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:19,362
We wanted to touch it but dad wouldn't let us.
608
00:47:21,806 --> 00:47:23,647
You're running a home for delinquent boys.
609
00:47:23,683 --> 00:47:25,291
Aram helps me with the kids, Frank.
610
00:47:25,931 --> 00:47:27,954
The kids weren't here, so what's he doing here?
611
00:47:27,988 --> 00:47:30,251
Can I just explain something to you?
612
00:47:30,605 --> 00:47:33,289
You have no
rights in this house, okay.
613
00:47:33,751 --> 00:47:35,329
I don't like the way this separation is going.
614
00:47:36,769 --> 00:47:38,098
Oh Really?
615
00:47:38,614 --> 00:47:43,057
Well, I'm loving the way it's going,
this is exactly how I envisioned my life.
616
00:47:43,208 --> 00:47:46,079
- Noticed how weird this thing was.
- That's mine.
617
00:47:47,313 --> 00:47:49,687
What I wanna say, it's gonna come out wrong.
618
00:47:49,752 --> 00:47:52,137
I want you back. I want our life back.
619
00:47:52,452 --> 00:47:54,078
Why are you doing this?
620
00:47:54,441 --> 00:47:57,870
The truth is I couldn't handle the kids,
I just wanted to see you.
621
00:47:58,942 --> 00:48:01,835
You must missed me, at least a little.
622
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:05,840
I don't want you here.
623
00:48:07,494 --> 00:48:09,017
Of course, I don't wanna be here.
624
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,904
If you're good, I'll come back and do the grunge.
625
00:48:21,940 --> 00:48:23,825
You can even work if you wanted to.
626
00:48:24,755 --> 00:48:26,328
Part time.
627
00:48:27,355 --> 00:48:29,109
Imagine this..
628
00:48:32,676 --> 00:48:37,334
There are so many things
I wanted to say to you.
629
00:48:42,621 --> 00:48:44,555
We're not gonna need you anymore.
630
00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:47,469
Unless you wanna grab a bite to eat and
you can sit, are you on hourly?
631
00:48:47,506 --> 00:48:50,993
I think Sandy had something that
she wanted to say to you.
632
00:48:53,363 --> 00:48:54,808
Didn't you?
633
00:49:04,322 --> 00:49:09,665
I just wanted to tell you about some
feelings I've been having
634
00:49:13,101 --> 00:49:14,487
you know
635
00:49:16,460 --> 00:49:19,130
regarding you and your treatment with me.
636
00:49:22,990 --> 00:49:25,210
What she wanted to say was...
637
00:49:25,397 --> 00:49:30,455
and, this is pretty much,
word for word, if I remember properly
638
00:49:30,966 --> 00:49:35,141
that you're a dirty little fucking scumbag
639
00:49:35,675 --> 00:49:40,537
and I might be paraphrasing here, but you should
640
00:49:40,571 --> 00:49:46,008
take your diseased riddled whore and
fuck her in hell for all eternity.
641
00:49:46,210 --> 00:49:47,527
While the devil burns you...
642
00:49:48,495 --> 00:49:51,668
with hot jagged metal and suffocates you
643
00:49:52,816 --> 00:49:54,239
with molten fury.
644
00:49:59,316 --> 00:50:00,759
Fucking nutheads.
645
00:50:02,814 --> 00:50:04,149
Don't come beg me to come back.
646
00:50:04,770 --> 00:50:06,361
This was the last straw.
647
00:50:11,794 --> 00:50:13,476
That was really good.
648
00:50:18,925 --> 00:50:22,605
And by the way, I never loved you.
649
00:50:23,222 --> 00:50:25,826
And I'm changing our son's name to Pablo
650
00:50:26,330 --> 00:50:28,602
so I'm never have to be remembered of you.
651
00:50:29,533 --> 00:50:31,644
And stuck at your little bitch.
652
00:50:36,778 --> 00:50:38,931
You are off tomorrow, come take me out.
653
00:50:41,012 --> 00:50:43,448
Dude, back in the saddle!
654
00:50:43,472 --> 00:50:45,778
Who's the unsuspecting lovely lady?
655
00:50:47,224 --> 00:50:48,819
- Her name? -Yes
656
00:50:49,696 --> 00:50:52,857
The thing that you will be calling out in bed.
657
00:50:53,325 --> 00:50:54,840
if she's all upon you...
658
00:50:59,194 --> 00:51:00,608
Sandy
659
00:51:02,054 --> 00:51:03,877
It's your boss' name, isn't it?
660
00:51:04,776 --> 00:51:07,743
Wait a minute, are you
gonna date your boss?
661
00:51:09,424 --> 00:51:10,787
Oh that's hot.
662
00:51:11,987 --> 00:51:13,791
Oh, wait no, she's like 60 though, I thought.
663
00:51:14,019 --> 00:51:15,330
She's 40.
664
00:51:15,997 --> 00:51:17,594
But she got like a hundred kids though.
665
00:51:18,564 --> 00:51:20,003
Two
666
00:51:20,161 --> 00:51:23,769
So, when's this all going down?
667
00:51:24,636 --> 00:51:26,727
Actually, tonight.
668
00:51:28,639 --> 00:51:30,030
Dude...
669
00:51:31,145 --> 00:51:33,178
tonight's my showcase.
670
00:51:33,592 --> 00:51:35,622
I sent you a postcard.
671
00:51:37,026 --> 00:51:41,597
Right. It's just that she already hired another
babysitter.
672
00:51:42,936 --> 00:51:50,317
Work's been really busy so finding another
time would be virtually impossible.
673
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,038
You'll understand.
674
00:51:52,655 --> 00:51:59,298
Welcome one and all to the second annual
Holligan theater, group showcase workshop
675
00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:04,499
I am your host, actor, director,
choreographer, Magnus Croom
676
00:52:05,132 --> 00:52:06,636
Thank you.
677
00:52:10,570 --> 00:52:12,741
You are about to see 46
678
00:52:13,569 --> 00:52:19,726
of the most daring
the most empathetic beings in this out fair city.
679
00:52:19,977 --> 00:52:26,265
offering to you, performances from their
favorite works of stage and screens.
680
00:52:26,315 --> 00:52:28,282
Please keep your seats throughout.
681
00:52:28,631 --> 00:52:33,358
for there will be no intermission.
Thank you and let the magic begin.
682
00:52:33,608 --> 00:52:36,370
Stella!
683
00:52:43,073 --> 00:52:47,596
Stella!
684
00:52:48,093 --> 00:52:49,492
To be..
685
00:52:51,574 --> 00:52:52,940
or not be.
686
00:52:54,217 --> 00:52:55,707
That is the question
687
00:52:56,481 --> 00:52:58,340
Whether it is nobler
688
00:52:58,489 --> 00:53:04,296
in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of
outrageous fortune
689
00:53:16,729 --> 00:53:18,429
There he is.
690
00:53:25,159 --> 00:53:26,536
I had him in view.
691
00:53:26,570 --> 00:53:28,812
I was feeling over the edge into a dive.
692
00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:34,050
He saw me when I moved in for the kill.
693
00:53:34,208 --> 00:53:38,597
Is that how you remember it, Maverick?
694
00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:42,716
- Is this Top Gun?
- Not pretty sure.
695
00:53:42,752 --> 00:53:45,982
The rules of engagement
are not flexible, Maverick.
696
00:53:47,911 --> 00:53:53,490
They are there for your safety
you will obey them, is that clear?
697
00:53:53,541 --> 00:53:55,341
Maverick!
698
00:53:55,631 --> 00:53:57,218
Yes, sir, very clear.
699
00:53:57,253 --> 00:53:58,730
I guess we...
700
00:53:59,333 --> 00:54:00,709
I...
701
00:54:01,188 --> 00:54:03,010
was just a little over enthusiastic.
702
00:54:03,046 --> 00:54:05,486
I guess you were...
703
00:54:09,754 --> 00:54:11,054
Platoon!
704
00:54:13,998 --> 00:54:15,363
Platoon!
705
00:54:21,642 --> 00:54:26,392
Hey, oh bro, I'm so glad you made it.
706
00:54:27,731 --> 00:54:31,380
I made it... I'm here.
707
00:54:32,975 --> 00:54:35,110
.. saw the whole thing.
708
00:54:35,888 --> 00:54:37,553
Even your part.
709
00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:42,529
Was that Top Gun? -You know it was.
710
00:54:48,060 --> 00:54:50,183
We thought you were really great.
711
00:54:50,218 --> 00:54:53,180
I loved your postmodern take on the whole thing
712
00:54:53,216 --> 00:54:58,564
and it was creative how you acknowledged how
definitive it was.
713
00:55:01,424 --> 00:55:03,060
Thank you.
714
00:55:04,693 --> 00:55:06,461
Thank you so much.
715
00:55:08,374 --> 00:55:10,458
I told you guys...
716
00:55:11,006 --> 00:55:13,267
I told you people would get it.
717
00:55:14,266 --> 00:55:16,548
You gotta go party with us.
718
00:55:31,421 --> 00:55:33,125
I guess in a tree house.
719
00:55:39,351 --> 00:55:41,090
Outdoor shower.
720
00:55:43,498 --> 00:55:46,531
Refrigerator -In a refrigerator?
721
00:55:46,855 --> 00:55:48,296
All over it.
722
00:55:49,004 --> 00:55:51,660
In the display case of the coffee shop where I
work.
723
00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:57,904
Don't do that..
724
00:56:06,805 --> 00:56:08,569
The craziest place
725
00:56:09,805 --> 00:56:11,127
I have to say...
726
00:56:11,510 --> 00:56:14,374
on the surfboard, in the ocean.
727
00:56:19,491 --> 00:56:21,161
Sesha buche.
728
00:56:28,048 --> 00:56:29,723
It's really romantic.
729
00:57:11,836 --> 00:57:13,552
Hello, Aram.
730
00:57:14,469 --> 00:57:17,527
I've been thinking a lot about you lately.
731
00:57:18,998 --> 00:57:20,701
Hi, Alice.
732
00:57:22,836 --> 00:57:26,622
I have regrets about, you know, how I broke up
with you
733
00:57:27,963 --> 00:57:30,889
I found I have this problem with sex
734
00:57:31,317 --> 00:57:37,842
because I just use it to get what I want and
I really think that's what I did with you.
735
00:57:42,077 --> 00:57:44,133
I would love to meet with you,
736
00:57:44,168 --> 00:57:50,070
so we can talk and make some apologies to you.
737
00:57:50,913 --> 00:57:54,164
- Amends?
- Yes, amends.
738
00:57:56,182 --> 00:57:57,499
I'm really sorry.
739
00:57:58,641 --> 00:58:03,673
You know, I should get going.
I don't wanna keep my sister waiting.
740
00:58:03,923 --> 00:58:05,279
What?
741
00:58:16,084 --> 00:58:17,688
I'm so hot.
742
00:58:44,423 --> 00:58:46,843
So? It was...
743
00:58:46,929 --> 00:58:48,342
Long.
744
00:58:48,427 --> 00:58:51,686
I know, I think that you went to a hotel or
something.
745
00:58:51,722 --> 00:58:52,892
Oh please.
746
00:58:56,019 --> 00:58:59,030
Honey, what's with your hair?
747
00:58:59,197 --> 00:59:00,513
What?
748
00:59:03,916 --> 00:59:05,350
Okay, fine.
749
00:59:07,028 --> 00:59:09,941
It was awkward and cute and tedious.
750
00:59:10,834 --> 00:59:12,769
Did you just say cute and tedious?
751
00:59:12,938 --> 00:59:15,999
I mean he's a kid and it was tedious.
752
00:59:16,429 --> 00:59:18,190
Sounds like you didn't give him a chance.
753
00:59:18,641 --> 00:59:23,027
- Did you even kiss those young, soft lips?
- We didn't get there.
754
00:59:23,277 --> 00:59:27,841
We went to his friend's acting showcase
and to this after party at The Loft
755
00:59:27,936 --> 00:59:29,281
Acting showcase?
756
00:59:29,328 --> 00:59:31,470
But now I need a bath.
757
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:33,583
Alright. My God
758
00:59:36,237 --> 00:59:37,584
What?
759
00:59:39,346 --> 00:59:41,480
Thanks for babysitting.
760
00:59:41,529 --> 00:59:43,019
Okay.
761
00:59:43,379 --> 00:59:46,612
- Sorry you couldn't get laid.
- Shut up.
762
00:59:58,843 --> 01:00:00,956
Tedious. -Just to get rid of her.
763
01:00:04,195 --> 01:00:06,041
It was or it wasn't it?
764
01:00:07,627 --> 01:00:11,476
Oh wait a minute, not quite so much tongue.
765
01:00:22,140 --> 01:00:23,494
Oh, God.
766
01:00:29,114 --> 01:00:30,449
That's gross.
767
01:00:30,642 --> 01:00:32,372
- Oh shit.
- Oh, God.
768
01:00:36,461 --> 01:00:39,929
Frank? What are you doing up?
769
01:00:40,439 --> 01:00:41,908
Was Aram peeing on you?
770
01:00:41,993 --> 01:00:43,384
No!
771
01:00:44,509 --> 01:00:46,365
I would never do that.
772
01:00:46,738 --> 01:00:49,633
Okay, are you sleeping over?
773
01:00:50,537 --> 01:00:51,861
- No.
- No.
774
01:00:52,326 --> 01:00:53,668
- No?
- Oh, well.
775
01:00:55,999 --> 01:00:57,429
Don't forget your pants.
776
01:01:00,746 --> 01:01:04,065
- So does that mean you and mom are gonna have a
baby?
- No!
777
01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:07,083
I don't get it you said that sperm makes a baby.
778
01:01:07,119 --> 01:01:08,490
Sperm. and it does.
779
01:01:11,649 --> 01:01:14,583
Can we stop talking
about this, please?
780
01:01:16,289 --> 01:01:19,081
I like your mother and I
think she likes me,
781
01:01:19,510 --> 01:01:21,278
and it's all that's important.
782
01:01:21,358 --> 01:01:23,296
You also work for her.
783
01:01:23,403 --> 01:01:26,043
- Who's turn is it?
- Mine.
784
01:01:28,283 --> 01:01:29,644
Okay.
785
01:01:30,229 --> 01:01:34,042
C�mon Frankie, let's get off the doughnuts.
786
01:01:37,679 --> 01:01:39,717
How is that possible?
787
01:01:40,126 --> 01:01:41,757
So you like mom.
788
01:01:42,572 --> 01:01:45,159
- Are you two gonna date now?
- I don't know.
789
01:01:45,237 --> 01:01:47,451
You don't really know anything, do you?
790
01:01:48,274 --> 01:01:51,738
- I mean she's kind of your girlfriend.
- Are you gonna be our new dad?
791
01:01:51,987 --> 01:01:54,767
- and you'll also be our nanny?
- Yeah, and what do we call you?
792
01:01:54,845 --> 01:02:00,912
Jesus, I'm not being nominated to supreme court
here guys,
I just had sex with your mother.
793
01:02:02,642 --> 01:02:06,158
When I say sex,
I, I mean that I gave her
794
01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:07,957
a nice massage.
795
01:02:07,992 --> 01:02:09,416
With sperm.
796
01:02:09,965 --> 01:02:14,959
Oh, you conniving little liar. Oh is he
hiding in the hall?
797
01:02:15,209 --> 01:02:17,776
My God, he was.
798
01:02:17,896 --> 01:02:19,961
- It sounds so dirty.
- Dirty?
799
01:02:20,483 --> 01:02:22,390
Ok, it's a little dirty
800
01:02:24,526 --> 01:02:29,977
Well you got that out of your system. Now you're
free to meet your next real guy.
801
01:02:30,314 --> 01:02:32,021
What does that mean?
802
01:02:32,071 --> 01:02:36,100
What, it means now when you meet a viable man
he won't have to be your rebound.
803
01:02:36,350 --> 01:02:38,161
Coz your nanny was your rebound.
804
01:02:38,189 --> 01:02:40,807
Gives you pleasure to say that, doesn't it?
805
01:02:42,084 --> 01:02:44,323
I'm not sure of buying
that "The Rebound" thing.
806
01:02:44,573 --> 01:02:45,976
Oh what, you're gonna date the nanny?
807
01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:49,438
Was having one night stand with a nanny more
dignified?
808
01:02:49,894 --> 01:02:51,914
No, just more practical
809
01:02:54,084 --> 01:02:55,484
Wait a minute.
810
01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:57,745
You actually have feelings for this kid?
811
01:02:57,779 --> 01:02:59,657
Feelings? I have feelings
for everyone.
812
01:02:59,707 --> 01:03:01,029
That's the way the world works.
813
01:03:01,063 --> 01:03:04,071
God, you're in serious justification mode.
814
01:03:04,932 --> 01:03:07,060
Why do you have to be so cynical?
815
01:03:07,828 --> 01:03:12,586
I mean, I don't judge your
blatant disregard's recycling.
816
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:19,068
This is not about judgment. This is about my
friend.
817
01:03:19,102 --> 01:03:21,935
and what is realistic and what is not realistic
for her.
818
01:03:22,201 --> 01:03:25,169
It's about me not wanting to see you get hurt.
819
01:03:25,219 --> 01:03:26,762
Happy birthday... -Thank you.
820
01:03:27,846 --> 01:03:30,555
1, 2, 3...
821
01:03:33,218 --> 01:03:35,148
We get it.
822
01:03:38,969 --> 01:03:40,726
You need anything?
823
01:03:44,507 --> 01:03:45,813
Stop it.
824
01:03:45,902 --> 01:03:47,301
Okay.
825
01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:53,192
So did Aram tell you about this operation I'm
having?
826
01:03:53,228 --> 01:03:55,460
- Harry?
- No.
827
01:03:56,257 --> 01:03:58,517
They're gonna give me a new asshole.
828
01:03:58,568 --> 01:03:59,796
There are children here.
829
01:03:59,829 --> 01:04:01,947
- Cool, like from a dead guy?
- Sadie.
830
01:04:01,982 --> 01:04:05,581
I think they're gonna have just passion,
one out of something.
831
01:04:05,849 --> 01:04:08,653
Hopefully, it's something elastic.
832
01:04:09,407 --> 01:04:10,804
Awesome.
833
01:04:11,287 --> 01:04:12,881
Excuse me.
834
01:04:19,311 --> 01:04:24,396
This is so... weird.
835
01:04:24,738 --> 01:04:26,608
My dad telling you about his surgery?
836
01:04:26,747 --> 01:04:29,499
Yeah.. I didn't know they can even do that.
837
01:04:31,735 --> 01:04:33,741
You look really pretty..
838
01:04:35,738 --> 01:04:38,032
No, no...
839
01:04:38,143 --> 01:04:41,060
- We are in your parent's house
- I know.
840
01:04:44,411 --> 01:04:46,102
Where is everybody?
841
01:04:48,932 --> 01:04:50,946
Just a little red, I don't think it's trapped.
842
01:04:54,973 --> 01:04:56,748
Cake time.
843
01:04:58,872 --> 01:05:00,952
This one is just from me.
844
01:05:03,928 --> 01:05:07,130
Gummy bears and hand lotion.
845
01:05:08,655 --> 01:05:10,405
Thanks, Dad.
846
01:05:16,708 --> 01:05:18,388
Please. Open your mother's.
847
01:05:18,638 --> 01:05:21,066
- No, no, he'll open yours.
- You're his mother.
848
01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:23,628
Well, you're his employer. I insist.
849
01:05:24,036 --> 01:05:25,774
You'll love it.
850
01:05:28,393 --> 01:05:29,866
It's not fake poop, is it?
851
01:05:29,902 --> 01:05:32,247
- No.
- That's for Christmas.
852
01:05:32,283 --> 01:05:33,881
Oh, you have Christmas.
853
01:05:35,164 --> 01:05:37,128
What do we got here.
854
01:05:44,714 --> 01:05:46,925
A human totem pole.
855
01:05:49,629 --> 01:05:51,482
Gotta get you up here next time
856
01:05:51,516 --> 01:05:52,706
I don't think so.
857
01:05:53,176 --> 01:05:55,171
This is great, thank you so much.
858
01:05:55,421 --> 01:05:57,452
- Good.
- This is perfect.
859
01:06:02,951 --> 01:06:03,814
Thanks Mom.
860
01:06:03,849 --> 01:06:06,288
- That was just from me.
- So nice.
861
01:06:07,617 --> 01:06:08,879
Where did you get these butterflies?
862
01:06:08,914 --> 01:06:13,787
My grandmother gave that to my father and
I think it's time for you to have that.
863
01:06:25,850 --> 01:06:28,674
The message applies all these years later.
864
01:06:29,943 --> 01:06:33,188
Mother's love can never be replaced.
865
01:06:34,369 --> 01:06:36,062
- Never.
- Never.
866
01:06:38,076 --> 01:06:39,576
Thanks, Mom.
867
01:06:42,065 --> 01:06:43,448
It's antique.
868
01:06:43,484 --> 01:06:46,104
- Whoa, that's cool
- Beautiful.
869
01:06:46,348 --> 01:06:50,231
- I might throw up.
- What's the chances?
870
01:06:51,083 --> 01:06:54,079
60-40
871
01:06:56,290 --> 01:06:57,933
Which direction?
872
01:06:59,745 --> 01:07:01,365
70-30. now.
873
01:07:05,447 --> 01:07:08,964
At least you're, we're in your percentages.
874
01:07:11,546 --> 01:07:13,398
Sing me a song.
875
01:07:13,907 --> 01:07:15,899
No, you go to bed.
876
01:07:15,934 --> 01:07:18,761
Sing me a song, or I'll blow up on you.
877
01:07:19,312 --> 01:07:21,300
When you put it that way.
878
01:07:21,863 --> 01:07:26,339
Let's see what I have in my repertoire.
879
01:08:25,523 --> 01:08:27,543
Blow up.
880
01:08:33,068 --> 01:08:34,829
Stay tonight.
881
01:08:47,325 --> 01:08:47,389
Two Months Later
882
01:08:47,425 --> 01:08:51,668
Are we sure this guy is real?
I mean, has anybody met him?
883
01:08:51,919 --> 01:08:53,912
He has no time to meet us,
he has high school and all that homework...
884
01:08:55,495 --> 01:08:57,182
Isn't he in a baseball team?
885
01:08:57,656 --> 01:08:58,988
He's just running a little late.
886
01:08:59,210 --> 01:09:02,739
Well, he's definitely responsible for
an attitude change, because you
887
01:09:03,749 --> 01:09:05,027
well, you can't just stop smiling.
888
01:09:05,061 --> 01:09:08,538
- She's glowing.
- Well, he's doing something right.
889
01:09:10,084 --> 01:09:12,133
I am sorry I'm late.
890
01:09:13,045 --> 01:09:16,418
Babysitter needs to be walked through everything.
891
01:09:18,569 --> 01:09:19,026
Hi.
892
01:09:19,061 --> 01:09:20,423
I'm Aram.
893
01:09:20,477 --> 01:09:22,299
Sorry, this is Aram.
894
01:09:22,911 --> 01:09:25,373
Would you like a coke or something?
895
01:09:25,407 --> 01:09:27,835
- Scott.
- I'll take some wine..
896
01:09:32,695 --> 01:09:35,261
So Aram, I've heard a lot about you.
897
01:09:35,644 --> 01:09:37,140
I hope all good things.
898
01:09:37,175 --> 01:09:41,181
That you're wonderful with children,
that you're a great cook...
899
01:09:41,630 --> 01:09:44,429
that you were born in 1983.
900
01:09:44,910 --> 01:09:47,688
Jesus! I was pregnant
in 1983.
901
01:09:47,722 --> 01:09:52,712
Let's just go on and get it out on the table, get
it out
in the open so we can enjoy our dinner.
902
01:09:52,963 --> 01:09:55,029
Yes, I was born in the early 80s.
903
01:09:55,064 --> 01:09:58,624
She also told me that you were very handsome
and that seems to be true.
904
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:00,946
I think that it's great you guys are together.
905
01:10:01,265 --> 01:10:02,699
In the words of The Bart:
906
01:10:03,771 --> 01:10:05,448
"The heart wants what it wants. "
907
01:10:05,649 --> 01:10:07,194
You are so gay.
908
01:10:09,046 --> 01:10:10,930
Sir, are you ready?
909
01:10:10,964 --> 01:10:12,566
I can be.
910
01:10:13,329 --> 01:10:18,432
Scott, right? Do you mind if I borrow your
glasses?
911
01:10:20,881 --> 01:10:24,904
You know, I�m just kidding, I'm just
25 years, I don't need reading glasses.
912
01:10:35,571 --> 01:10:38,012
Don't you wanna
913
01:10:38,046 --> 01:10:40,577
travel around the world, you know
914
01:10:40,990 --> 01:10:44,316
get crazy, rock Cleveland
915
01:10:44,351 --> 01:10:48,248
do things that people
your age supposed to do?
916
01:10:49,291 --> 01:10:50,773
Rock Cleveland?
917
01:10:50,816 --> 01:10:52,606
Yeah, rock it.
918
01:10:58,525 --> 01:10:59,900
Live.
919
01:11:01,319 --> 01:11:04,921
To tell you the truth this is
the most alive I've ever felt.
920
01:11:04,954 --> 01:11:06,784
You're too so goddamn romantic.
921
01:11:10,807 --> 01:11:13,731
What about kids? Kids of your own..
922
01:11:13,764 --> 01:11:14,726
It's not like you're 50.
923
01:11:15,052 --> 01:11:16,824
But I'm an old 40.
924
01:11:17,124 --> 01:11:18,781
What the hell does that mean?
925
01:11:19,508 --> 01:11:21,174
I'm wrinkling.
926
01:11:21,210 --> 01:11:24,359
You have no wrinkles on your face, do you?
927
01:11:25,364 --> 01:11:28,657
You seem to have eyes, something
that I really love about you.
928
01:11:29,576 --> 01:11:31,090
I love you.
929
01:11:33,716 --> 01:11:37,727
and when you compliment me I love it,
when you compliment me.
930
01:11:37,763 --> 01:11:39,287
You know, I heard you the first time.
931
01:11:41,619 --> 01:11:43,309
I have no idea what you were preferring to.
932
01:11:43,342 --> 01:11:47,177
- No? You said I love you.
- I didn't say that.
933
01:11:47,790 --> 01:11:49,895
I'm pretty sure you did.
934
01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:51,124
And I love you too.
935
01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:53,315
Really?
936
01:11:53,655 --> 01:11:55,905
Sorry, but I do.
937
01:11:59,672 --> 01:12:02,201
Just... take it slowly.
938
01:12:11,706 --> 01:12:13,402
Slowly.
939
01:12:22,850 --> 01:12:27,620
Teram Owens, the man who wore baggage than
a first class passenger on the Titanic
940
01:12:27,670 --> 01:12:28,972
Reaching but funny.
941
01:12:29,021 --> 01:12:31,638
T.O. the pig fan of the National Football League
942
01:12:32,330 --> 01:12:36,682
wherever he goes he is surrounded by distinct
controversy.
943
01:12:37,314 --> 01:12:38,768
I like it.
944
01:12:38,964 --> 01:12:41,230
Sex really agrees with your creative side.
945
01:12:42,100 --> 01:12:44,691
Are you alright, sweetie? You look pale.
946
01:12:45,166 --> 01:12:47,235
No, I'm just dizzy from following you around.
947
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:50,711
Well, get that to me, please.
948
01:12:50,745 --> 01:12:51,971
Right away.
949
01:13:03,371 --> 01:13:04,730
Alright.
950
01:13:06,710 --> 01:13:08,484
It helps me think.
951
01:13:24,824 --> 01:13:26,600
We should talk.
952
01:13:28,858 --> 01:13:30,618
I knew this was coming.
953
01:13:33,811 --> 01:13:36,436
You think that books that I read are too juvenile.
954
01:13:36,471 --> 01:13:39,062
I know, it's just I've always liked this stuff..
955
01:13:39,101 --> 01:13:40,737
I'm pregnant.
956
01:13:45,460 --> 01:13:47,097
But...
957
01:13:47,123 --> 01:13:49,557
I pull out most of the time.
958
01:13:51,989 --> 01:13:55,088
I know you're not ready for this,
just wanted to let you know that
959
01:13:55,336 --> 01:13:57,458
I feel the same way from you...
960
01:13:59,733 --> 01:14:03,789
I just thought that you wanted to take things
slowly.
961
01:14:05,635 --> 01:14:06,985
I did.
962
01:14:10,396 --> 01:14:11,727
This is...
963
01:14:13,288 --> 01:14:14,648
big.
964
01:14:16,220 --> 01:14:18,901
Very... big.
965
01:14:18,937 --> 01:14:20,944
I should've been more careful.
966
01:14:21,638 --> 01:14:26,209
I know this sounds crazy
967
01:14:29,008 --> 01:14:31,507
but I think I wanted this to happen.
968
01:14:34,648 --> 01:14:36,034
What?
969
01:14:37,648 --> 01:14:39,690
You said it yourself you don't wanna just coast
970
01:14:40,772 --> 01:14:44,049
not just coast along but this isn't coasting.
971
01:14:44,789 --> 01:14:47,126
This is a roller coasting.
972
01:14:48,253 --> 01:14:49,681
Oh, my God.
973
01:14:51,452 --> 01:14:54,528
Not Oh God... this is a good thing,
974
01:14:54,641 --> 01:14:58,438
not the roller coasting thing, that was cheesy
but...
975
01:14:59,074 --> 01:15:01,849
having a baby with you that's not cheesy.
976
01:15:01,884 --> 01:15:04,625
I mean... that's not what I'm saying just...
977
01:15:05,003 --> 01:15:07,916
excited, I wanna be your father.
978
01:15:07,957 --> 01:15:08,866
What?
979
01:15:08,899 --> 01:15:14,418
No, I wanna be a father with you as the mother,
that's the important part.
980
01:15:14,453 --> 01:15:15,868
You being a mother.
981
01:15:16,369 --> 01:15:18,367
You know, I thought, I hope that kid is like you
982
01:15:20,740 --> 01:15:23,175
I hope the kid's like you.
983
01:15:23,208 --> 01:15:25,606
A girl with brown eyes...
984
01:15:27,017 --> 01:15:29,400
or a boy with brown eyes...
985
01:15:29,435 --> 01:15:32,230
or just any color eyes
986
01:15:32,234 --> 01:15:34,771
Well, it's not the baby's head, not your size.
987
01:15:44,593 --> 01:15:46,144
What about Gium?
988
01:15:47,623 --> 01:15:48,983
For a boy.
989
01:15:50,518 --> 01:15:51,964
Gium Finklestein?
990
01:15:54,918 --> 01:15:56,502
Okay.
991
01:16:01,862 --> 01:16:03,313
What about Ira?
992
01:16:05,774 --> 01:16:07,616
The doctor will see you now.
993
01:16:07,899 --> 01:16:09,320
Great.
994
01:16:15,003 --> 01:16:16,599
Okay so...
995
01:16:16,858 --> 01:16:18,267
So?
996
01:16:18,403 --> 01:16:20,003
The blood work is normal.
997
01:16:20,728 --> 01:16:22,828
In other words, your are healthy.
998
01:16:23,427 --> 01:16:27,036
And that is always a good sign for future
pregnancy.
999
01:16:28,528 --> 01:16:30,138
What do you mean future?
1000
01:16:30,926 --> 01:16:35,384
I mean, this here is what we call an ectopic
pregnancy.
1001
01:16:37,668 --> 01:16:41,504
There are any number explanations for this,
it's not necessarily because of your age.
1002
01:16:41,953 --> 01:16:42,378
God.
1003
01:16:42,412 --> 01:16:44,843
This is something that happens
periodically.
1004
01:16:45,668 --> 01:16:49,205
An embryo was formed but it intruded inside the
fallopian tube
1005
01:16:49,239 --> 01:16:50,612
instead of the uterus.
1006
01:17:08,163 --> 01:17:10,379
Sandy, Sandy, Sandy...
1007
01:17:12,205 --> 01:17:13,836
This was crazy.
1008
01:17:14,736 --> 01:17:16,763
I mean, what were we thinking, anyway?
1009
01:17:19,349 --> 01:17:20,817
You are so young.
1010
01:17:21,098 --> 01:17:22,497
God!
1011
01:17:22,722 --> 01:17:25,799
You live at your parent's house and
technically you work for me
1012
01:17:25,816 --> 01:17:28,050
and I was thinking about having your baby?
1013
01:17:28,083 --> 01:17:29,501
What is going on?
1014
01:17:30,519 --> 01:17:32,091
So you have to know?
1015
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:33,532
Can we just find out?
1016
01:17:33,664 --> 01:17:36,080
That is a deceivingly mature thing to say.
1017
01:17:37,164 --> 01:17:38,618
Why is it deceiving?
1018
01:17:38,652 --> 01:17:40,778
Because you're 25 years old...
1019
01:17:41,794 --> 01:17:43,829
you get drunk off half a beer
1020
01:17:43,925 --> 01:17:46,565
and you read the Harry Potter series in your spare
time.
1021
01:17:46,872 --> 01:17:48,525
A lot of adult read those books.
1022
01:17:50,178 --> 01:17:53,397
And besides the way I remembered it,
you're the one that asked me out
1023
01:17:53,708 --> 01:17:56,661
I appreciate that you feel this could work
1024
01:17:57,398 --> 01:17:58,902
more than you'll ever know.
1025
01:18:02,034 --> 01:18:04,092
You were such a good person
1026
01:18:04,342 --> 01:18:06,299
real special person,
1027
01:18:06,430 --> 01:18:11,167
I mean not filing a divorce so your
horrible ex-wife can get a green card
1028
01:18:12,209 --> 01:18:13,489
What'd be the point?
1029
01:18:13,524 --> 01:18:17,063
See, that's what I mean, someone like you
shouldn't be with someone like me.
1030
01:18:17,855 --> 01:18:19,493
An old girlfriend with two kids.
1031
01:18:20,235 --> 01:18:21,907
You're an ageist...
1032
01:18:22,156 --> 01:18:24,799
Yeah, yeah... I'm an old ageist.
1033
01:18:25,217 --> 01:18:27,446
Oh please, don't patronize me.
1034
01:18:28,081 --> 01:18:31,805
I may live with my parents and get drunk off half
a beer
1035
01:18:32,055 --> 01:18:36,713
and yeah, I admit to being slightly adrift as far
in my life
1036
01:18:36,963 --> 01:18:38,415
but I'm not a complete idiot...
1037
01:18:38,663 --> 01:18:40,720
I know how I feel about you.
1038
01:18:42,019 --> 01:18:44,369
It's you that doesn't know
how you feel about me.
1039
01:18:46,076 --> 01:18:48,179
I just wish you had the guts to say it.
1040
01:18:51,371 --> 01:18:53,547
You've meant so much to me and my family
1041
01:18:55,447 --> 01:18:57,514
but this doesn't make sense.
1042
01:18:58,198 --> 01:19:00,339
And what future can we possibly have?
1043
01:19:08,144 --> 01:19:09,908
You know what I'm gonna miss the most?
1044
01:19:13,446 --> 01:19:15,109
It's you...
1045
01:19:16,484 --> 01:19:18,268
Your friendship.
1046
01:22:09,382 --> 01:22:10,527
Go!
1047
01:22:10,561 --> 01:22:14,418
Graduating Class of 2012.
1048
01:22:14,519 --> 01:22:20,020
- Sadie Pageant and Sadie also received
the award for best science project
1049
01:24:03,974 --> 01:24:08,027
We need to say a special thanks to you
for bringing us into you homes,
1050
01:24:08,061 --> 01:24:11,294
but most of all to those unsung fanatics.
1051
01:24:11,296 --> 01:24:13,743
- Who make us look good.
- Yeah, we do look good.
1052
01:24:14,287 --> 01:24:16,404
- I'm Laura Riley.
- And I'm Scott Reynolds,
1053
01:24:16,439 --> 01:24:18,230
TMI coming at you next.
1054
01:24:21,406 --> 01:24:24,771
Sandy, you got a minute?
1055
01:24:29,486 --> 01:24:31,799
Hello.. hello.
1056
01:24:32,757 --> 01:24:33,890
Hello people.
1057
01:24:33,925 --> 01:24:37,302
Our illustrious leader, Ken Gordon,
has an announcement to make.
1058
01:24:39,315 --> 01:24:43,714
Although change can be
painful, change can also be a good thing
1059
01:24:43,748 --> 01:24:48,896
a necessary step in the evolution of
a company, a family like ours...
1060
01:24:49,334 --> 01:24:52,550
From the beginning of time
all the way till today
1061
01:24:53,363 --> 01:24:56,277
there are certain things that
you'll always find.
1062
01:24:56,982 --> 01:25:02,819
Now, if you look at the pictures, can anyone see
what they all have in common?
1063
01:25:04,231 --> 01:25:06,892
- Liv
- There are people in all of them.
1064
01:25:06,926 --> 01:25:08,353
Exactly, great answer.
1065
01:25:08,556 --> 01:25:13,137
so almost everywhere you go in the world
you're gonna find these little communities of
people
1066
01:25:13,287 --> 01:25:15,453
just like you guys
you guys are a community...
1067
01:25:15,489 --> 01:25:16,991
your class, your family...
1068
01:25:17,025 --> 01:25:19,042
I just came back from Mozambique.
1069
01:25:19,268 --> 01:25:22,339
- Okay.
- I've been to the Non Talking Film Festival.
1070
01:25:27,505 --> 01:25:29,235
Aram?
1071
01:25:33,627 --> 01:25:36,941
You're the only one who gets
gifts from the kids at the end of every tour.
1072
01:25:36,975 --> 01:25:40,234
That's probably because
they're so excited, the tour is over.
1073
01:25:40,685 --> 01:25:41,600
Good to see you.
1074
01:25:41,849 --> 01:25:45,448
I was gonna go get a drink,
You wanna join me?
1075
01:25:46,902 --> 01:25:49,021
You know what I actually...
1076
01:25:49,675 --> 01:25:51,262
Have plans already...
1077
01:25:51,312 --> 01:25:53,132
I do.
1078
01:25:55,697 --> 01:25:57,468
You're impossible.
1079
01:25:57,929 --> 01:25:59,631
I've heard that before.
1080
01:26:01,753 --> 01:26:03,716
- See you tomorrow.
- Okay, have a good night.
1081
01:26:04,947 --> 01:26:12,524
Here's to your mother... the newest and
undoubtedly
most qualified anchor of the network, very
deserving.
1082
01:26:12,774 --> 01:26:13,887
Thank you.
1083
01:26:13,921 --> 01:26:16,082
- Congratulations Mom.
- Thanks.
1084
01:26:16,431 --> 01:26:20,854
I know your own show is big step up
but I'll miss you.
1085
01:26:21,103 --> 01:26:26,393
I will be one studio over,
and I'll come in guesting.
1086
01:26:26,443 --> 01:26:28,411
I'm gonna hold you to that.
1087
01:26:30,589 --> 01:26:32,595
Gotta use the ladies' room
1088
01:26:32,630 --> 01:26:34,601
then we could stuff our faces.
1089
01:26:40,575 --> 01:26:42,387
- Sorry.
- Excuse me.
1090
01:26:46,874 --> 01:26:48,244
Hi
1091
01:26:48,632 --> 01:26:49,946
Hi
1092
01:26:58,717 --> 01:27:00,504
- How are you?
- How are you?
1093
01:27:01,537 --> 01:27:03,188
You first.
1094
01:27:03,438 --> 01:27:05,848
I'm good, yeah good
1095
01:27:07,289 --> 01:27:09,360
Kids are great...
1096
01:27:09,912 --> 01:27:11,646
I just got promoted
1097
01:27:11,683 --> 01:27:13,361
I'm gonna start anchoring.
1098
01:27:13,751 --> 01:27:17,554
I watched you on TV, it's fantastic.
1099
01:27:17,961 --> 01:27:20,128
But that's not a surprise.
1100
01:27:22,099 --> 01:27:24,214
You look really good.
1101
01:27:26,472 --> 01:27:28,213
I'm 30.
1102
01:27:33,793 --> 01:27:36,826
I'm sorry about.. you know.. things
1103
01:27:37,915 --> 01:27:39,983
Don't even...
1104
01:27:40,121 --> 01:27:42,548
it was just timely.
1105
01:27:45,713 --> 01:27:46,989
Traveled around the world.
1106
01:27:47,024 --> 01:27:49,622
- Oh you did?
- Never rocked the Cleveland.
1107
01:27:49,773 --> 01:27:52,325
but some pretty amazing things happened.
1108
01:27:53,991 --> 01:27:56,219
Dad, I told you I could do it myself.
1109
01:27:56,254 --> 01:28:00,286
I knew I could do it yourself.
I bumped into a friend of mine.
1110
01:28:00,486 --> 01:28:03,263
Sandy... I want
you to meet my son, Zeke.
1111
01:28:04,866 --> 01:28:08,518
I met him in Bangladesh
and we kinda fell in love with each other.
1112
01:28:10,304 --> 01:28:13,397
It took a couple of years,
but now I'm his dad.
1113
01:28:14,359 --> 01:28:15,319
Hi
1114
01:28:15,352 --> 01:28:17,572
Hi, I'm Zeke Finklestein.
1115
01:28:17,608 --> 01:28:19,289
You are huh?
1116
01:28:19,325 --> 01:28:20,681
I'm Sandy.
1117
01:28:20,717 --> 01:28:22,809
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.
1118
01:28:27,559 --> 01:28:30,638
God, I bet you're an amazing dad.
1119
01:28:32,731 --> 01:28:33,397
And his mom?
1120
01:28:33,433 --> 01:28:37,671
Just me and Zeke, it's hard to find someone
that's good enough for us.
1121
01:28:40,877 --> 01:28:42,520
Right?
1122
01:28:44,072 --> 01:28:46,413
And what about you? Boyfriend?
1123
01:28:48,342 --> 01:28:52,466
Dating... wasn't
my thing... I discovered.
1124
01:28:52,663 --> 01:28:54,626
That's too bad.
1125
01:28:55,265 --> 01:28:57,873
Would you like to join us?
1126
01:28:58,380 --> 01:29:00,504
The kids would be thrilled.
1127
01:29:00,553 --> 01:29:02,254
I'm with my parents...
1128
01:29:02,288 --> 01:29:06,039
Oh, you had me so worried, did you fall in?
1129
01:29:07,544 --> 01:29:09,618
Mom, you remember Sandy?
1130
01:29:09,705 --> 01:29:12,765
How could I forget?
You talk about her everyday.
1131
01:29:15,376 --> 01:29:18,519
I was just saying to Aram,
you know, if he wants to join us
1132
01:29:18,554 --> 01:29:21,661
Oh are you kidding, we would love to,
we would love to!
1133
01:29:21,718 --> 01:29:24,201
Harry, get up, we're moving.
1134
01:29:24,237 --> 01:29:25,349
I didn't do anything.
1135
01:29:25,384 --> 01:29:28,429
I didn't say you did anything
I said we're moving tables..
1136
01:29:36,398 --> 01:29:39,596
- Look who I just bumped into.
- Oh my God!
1137
01:29:39,632 --> 01:29:42,500
Look at how huge are,
you, you look like you're 13..
1138
01:29:43,549 --> 01:29:45,649
- I am.
- What?
1139
01:29:45,954 --> 01:29:49,330
I want you guys to meet someone,
this is my son Zeke.
1140
01:29:50,069 --> 01:29:53,613
- You wanna play gameboy?
- Yeah, go ahead... take a seat.
1141
01:29:54,113 --> 01:29:56,734
Nice to see you. It's been years. -Yeah
1142
01:30:00,635 --> 01:30:03,256
We all get older and
you stay the same.
1143
01:30:03,291 --> 01:30:04,358
Hello. -Hi
1144
01:30:04,392 --> 01:30:06,492
What a surprise.
1145
01:30:06,719 --> 01:30:07,710
You remember us, do you?
1146
01:30:08,545 --> 01:30:12,134
You came to our house, remember?
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