All language subtitles for The.Goodwin.Games.S01E04_English

HENRY: One more
lateral incision...

Good. Suction, and then
sew him up to finish.

(laughs)

Appendectomy over the phone.

Boom! You're welcome.

I'm an animal.

JIMMY:
Speaking of which, don't go

into the kitchen
for a little while.

Waffles, and a smoothie
for the lady.

You made my Beverly
Hills Green Machine.

I can't believe
the Granby Food Mart has kale.

They didn't.
Spirulina?

No.
Wheat grass?

Why would you want grass in it?

Agave nectar?
I don't even know what that is.

Jimmy, what is in this?

Um, coleslaw,

vodka, green margarita mix

and some dandelions
from the driveway.

That's your kale right there.

It's so good.
HENRY: Jimmy...

why don't we want
to go in the kitchen?

Uh, nothing.

There's just
a little visitor in there.

Uh-oh.
HENRY: All right.

where in the kitchen is it?

No, Henry, I won't
let you hurt it.

In prison I learned
the way of the Buddha.

And in Buddhist morality,
the first precept is

never harm, kill,
roughly pet

or squish any other
living thing.

CHLOE:
Okay, Jimmy,

he is not gonna
harm or kill anything.

That's exactly what I'm
going to do-- move it.

No, Henry, don't!

(squawks)

(Chloe gasps)

(squawks, clucks)

Go ahead, Henry. Kill it.

* Oh, oh, oh...

* Oh, oh, oh

* Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Okay, Goodwins.

Today, your dad has a little
surprise for you.

Oh, good, a surprise.

'Cause today has been
kind of blah so far.

There was an ostrich
in our kitchen.

Yeah, that'll happen.
Will it?

You've been gone a long time.

Okay, two things.

One: there is an ostrich farm
down the road from your house.

And two: it's run by idiots.

Any questions?

Off the top of my head,
thousands.

Can my eight-year-old daughter
ride the ostrich

if I get visitation rights?

I don't think that's something
you have to worry about.

All right, well,
what's the surprise?

Right. In order to find out
what it is,

you will have to solve
a mathematical puzzle.

All right!
Chloe, you're up.

What do you mean,
"Chloe, you're up"?

She's the smart one.
Of course.

I have two degrees:
one from Harvard,

the other one from Harvard,
but yeah, that trumps.

Okay, Henry, you're
the smart one.
No, there is no smart one.

That's all I'm saying;
we're both smart.

We're all smart.
There's no smart one.

Can we please see the puzzle?
(clears throat)

Wow.

Hey, where you going?
I'm following the smart one.

She's not the smart one.

Squiggle with the cubic board.

I got it. I got it.

Hey, guys, wait for me.
I solved it.

I solved it. Guys?

Okay, "Putnam College,

Davenport Hall,
look for F.J."

Okay, here's Davenport Hall.

Where is F.J.?

Ah.

I think we found
our F.J., guys.

Look at that Frisbee joker.

No, Jimmy,
I don't think that's...

Yeah, you're right, because
there's a friendly

Jell-O fellow.
Hi, friend.

Look at all these kids.

I mean, just think, Chloe,
this-this could've been you.

Oh, please.

I was never the college type.

Are you kidding?

You were like,
a total math whiz.

Remember when you were a kid?

All your professors
were like...

You're, like, a total math whiz.

I think Dad probably wanted you
to go to Putnam

to follow in his footsteps.

Well, as much as I want to live
in New Hampshire

and wear flats every day,

it just wasn't my calling.

I'm an actress.

I always have been,

ever since I auditioned
for that high school play.

"For this
is our Independence Day."

(coughing)

And then Jeff Goldblum

blew everything up
with a laptop.

It was really neat.

(sighs)

The last thing I want

is to fill any poor kid's head
with irrational expectations.

So I will just say this.

You will definitely become

the greatest,
most famous movie star

of all time.

Guaranteed,

and I know of which I speak.

They do not allow just anyone
to teach high school theater

and two periods of Spanish.

Oh, that Mr. Quilty.

He's the guy
I'm gonna kick myself

(phone rings)
for forgetting to thank
in my Oscar speech.

Stargazer lilies?!

You gotta be kidding me.

Sorry-- Kate,
the love of my life--

she has to micromanage
every aspect of this wedding.

Wait, she's running for Congress
and planning a wedding?

And doing a cleanse.

But look, I'm a guy--

what do I know about flowers?

But stargazer lilies
as a centerpiece?

Maybe as part of bouquet,
but not as a centerpiece.

If that's the case, I might
as well serve fish sticks

and wear a denim tuxedo.

I'd go to that wedding.
All right...

Stargazer lilies
sound perfect, sweetie,

but no smiley face.

That should get
the message across.

JIMMY:
You guys,

I think we found our F.J.

Oh!

Hi, there.

Name?
Chloe Goodwin.

Oh, but I'm not registered.

Chloe Goodwin,
got you right here.

What's this?
Another puzzle?

Puzzle?!

It's your orientation packet.

You're an incoming freshman.

Welcome to Putnam College,
class of 2016.

Hey, all right!
You got into college.

(Jimmy laughs)

He's making me
go back to college?

From beyond the grave?

Surprise.
So what, if I don't do this,

I don't get my inheritance?

I'm not at liberty
to say at this time.

But come on, Chloe,

there has got to be
a little part of you

that likes this idea.

Remember back
before you were an evil bitch

with a giant sucking void
where your heart used to be

when we were
in math club together?

I can't believe we won.
(snorts)

Let's make a pact.

The three of us are never
gonna stop doing math.

Let's shake on it.

Yeah, and now
let's French kiss.

Oh, Ivan...

Ivan...

no.

I may have miscalculated.

(sniffs)

(class bell rings)

This is your chance
to get that feeling back.

It's kind of exciting,
when you think about it.

Exciting? How about you go

to Brett Ratner's
vodka-tastrophy

at the Château de Bitches,
and then you can talk to me

about exciting.

I don't know who, what,
or where that is.

Look, in case everyone
has forgotten,

I have a career as an actress.

He doesn't want me to give up
my career, does he?

He wants me to give up
my career.

Can you believe that?
JIMMY:
I mean, that is crazy.

Chloe, you are a
fantastic actress.

I know, right?

Right?
Okay.

Oh, here we go.
Chloe, I'm gonna
tell you something

that you don't want to hear,
but as your brother,

I think it's my responsibility
to say it.

I'm not a good actress?

No.

No, that's not it

or no, I'm not a good actress.

No, you're not a good actress.

I'm... a great actress?

No!
You're not a good doctor.

Oh, well, now you just
sound insane.

Look, this college thing
is a great opportunity for you.

Maybe it's time you admit
the acting thing

isn't working-- right, Jimmy?

Chloe,
you're a fantastic actress.

Thank you, Jimmy.
Come on, will you just admit

that you agree with me, Jimmy?
I know you want to.

No, I don't want anything.

The Buddha teaches us

to eliminate
our earthly desires.

Yeah, well,
the Buddha never had to sit

through one of Chloe's plays.

If I'm so terrible,

then why did Mr. Quilty give me
the lead role

in every show I went out for?

I'll give you two padded,
pushed-up reasons why.

He had the hots for you.

He gave you the part
because he wanted

to give you the part.

Ew.
Gross.

Okay, first of all,
he had a wife.

Second of all,
he was clearly gay.

Third of all,
he was a feminist.

This is a man
who reenvisioned

great works of drama to create
better roles for women.

What gives?
Everybody...

This booze is too warm.

Everybody's a wise guy.

(applause)

Maybe I can help you out.

BOTH:
The icewoman cometh.

You guys wants
to sell real estate?

Brass boobs, gentlemen.

Hello, Pharaoh.

I want to tell you
'bout my crazy dream.

(lively rock music plays)

Mr. Quilty is the reason
I'm an actress today.

Whenever I'm having doubts,
I remember what he told me:

"Follow your dream,
no matter what."

If he knew that
on the other side of that

was a 34-year-old
with three roommates,

he would tell you

to go back to school.
Back me up, Jimmy.

Chloe,
you're a fantastic actress.

Thank you, Jimmy.

Thanks.

No, he would tell me
to stick with it.

He would not tell you
to stick with it.

Stick with it.

Look, guys,
here's the secret to life:

Never stop doing anything
as long as it's still fun.

Like for me,
teaching was fun.

But then with all
the politics and everything,

it stopped being fun,
so I switched

to painting
antique birdcages.

And that's fun?

It is if you're stoned all day.

Uh-huh.

Okay, Mr. Quilty,

just level with me here.

Do I have what it takes?

In spades.

(groans, sighs)

Well, I'm gonna get me some
of those jalapeños popper.

Quilty, exit stage left.

Okay, that was all I needed.

I'm gonna stick with it.

Because who knows you better
than a retired drama teacher

you haven't seen in 15 years?

So I should listen to you?

Exactly. Chloe...

the-the world is full of people

who just want to blow smoke
up your ass.

That's why we have family.

Family always tells you
the truth

no matter how hard
it is to hear.

Yeah?
Hey, come on.

Dear Kate,

I hate stargazer lilies,

and if I see even one
on a table at my wedding,

I'll wonder to myself

what dentist's
office in Phoenix

just got a little less tacky?

Whoo, you type fast.
Mm-hmm.

Kind of sounds
like the truth

that hurts, doesn't it?

I'll make a deal.

You call me a bad
actress one more time,

I'm gonna hit send.

You're bluffing.
Am I?

You know how I know
you're bluffing?

Because you're a bad actress.
Oops.

You didn't hit send;
did you hit send?

You didn't hit send.
Oh, my God, you hit send.

Why'd you do that?

Because it might...
It still could...

I didn't think,
I didn't think it through.

Don't patients have
to reach you?

I think that's a violation
of your Hippocratic oath.

Okay, Jimmy, it wasn't
a good plan, all right?

Well, I didn't know
you were bluffing.

You're a fantastic
actress, Chloe.

Thank you, Jimmy.
Thank you, Jimmy.

Quilty re-enters.

Mr. Quilty, you know
what would be really fun?

Let's go back to the high school
and visit the old theater.

Oh, gosh, I don't know.

And I haven't been
back there in so long.

Oh, come on, it will be fun.

Well, I do still have my key,

and it is a Saturday.

Okay, but under one condition.

Do you still remember
your death scene...

from Hamletta?

And the rest...

is silence.

Ooh.

Brava!

Bravissima!

MAN:
Hello there.

Oh, hey, what's
up Keith

the Teeth-- I mean,
Officer...

the Teeth.

I got an anonymous tip
about some kids

throwing cans of paint
off the rooftop.

Oh, we haven't, uh,
we haven't seen anything.

Oh, no?
You supposed to be here?

I think I am.
I think I am.

Oh, you mean at the school?
No, no, no, we snuck in.

But it's okay 'cause we're
with a faculty member--

well, former faculty member--
you remember Mr. Quilty.

Quilty's here?

Quilty exits.

Officer in pursuit!

Take him down, Keith.

Ooh!
KEITH:
I got ya!

Aah! Aah!
(Keith yells)

All right, the AC's
still broken

so I'm gonna leave
the window down.

Don't jump out this time.

Yeah, he got canned
a few years back

for snooping around
the girls' locker room.

Guy's a perv.

Called it.

I don't get it.

You're married.
I know.

And you're gay.
I know.

So all those lead roles
I got in high school--

was it because you had
the hots for me?

Quilty as charged.

(car engine starts)
As he said,

I'm a total perv.

But I am a great actress, right?

If I stick with it, I will win
an Oscar one day, right?

Oh, Chloe.

Do you have any idea
how crazy you sound?

Send me a picture of your feet.

You, too, boys.

They drive away--
end of act two.

God, I am such a fool.

Looking back, it seems
so obvious, right?

All that time
I thought I got those

parts because of my talent.

Was I never talented?

Did you think
I was good back then?

Do you think I went and saw
any of those stupid plays?

I hated you, remember?

Although I saw that
CSI episode you did.

Yeah, I liked you
in that one.

I played a mutilated corpse.

I know.

It's weird--

I never even would've
found out about Quilty

if it weren't for those boys

throwing paint cans
off the roof.

(sighs)

I got to go.

Don't worry.

I got this.

JIMMY:
You know the Buddha

survived six years eating

only eating a single
grain of rice a day.

Okay, Jimmy, I get it--
you're an expert on the Buddha

because you read a book
on Buddhism, all right?

No, I read 48 books
on Buddhism.

You read 48 books in prison?

No, I read 48 books
on Buddhism.

I'd say in prison,

I read almost 1,200 books.

1,200 books, really?

Why is that surprising?

Look, how many books
you read in high school?

Do movies based on books count?
Nope.

What about books
based on movies?

Sure.

Zero.
Uh-huh.

All right, let's see
if this worked.

Hey, how about that.

(phone rings)

Aah, it's Kate--
get some water.

No, no, Henry-- you
have to answer it.

No, I don't.
Henry, the Buddha woulda.

Hey, Kate.

Henry, it's Marta.

Marta.

It's her assi... stant.

What are you doing--
where's Kate?

She's giving a speech,
so I'm on phone duty.

Oh, God-- okay, good.

I sent her a text
about an hour ago.

Just delete it for me.

Do not let her see that.
Are you kidding?

She hasn't seen a text in weeks.

What?
She's running for Congress.

She doesn't have time
for that stuff.

No, I've been texting with her.

No, you've been texting with me.

But I sent her some pretty
personal stuff with attachments.

Look, I'm keeping
all nonessentials

off the councilwoman's plate--
that includes wedding planning.

So since you're
the one who cares--

what kind of flowers
do you want?

What? (laughs)

Why would you ask me that?

I'm-I'm a guy.

Peonies and cabbage roses
surrounded by, uh,

hydrangeas and no
baby's breath, please.

All right, I got to go.

Nice penis, by the way.

Hey, disaster averted.

Yay!

Boo?

I've been texting with Marta.

I haven't talked
to my fiancé

in over a week.

And now,
Marta has seen my penis.

Yeah!

Boo? Boo.

James Ulysses Goodwin.

Oh, no.
Refresh my memory.

The third time you went
to juvie, what was it for?

For running a casino
in a retirement village.

A casino?
I wanted to bring

some excitement to the seniors

in their golden years.

If that's a crime,
then lock me up.

CHLOE:
It was.

And they did,
and that was the fourth time.

No, the third time
you were in juvie,

it was for throwing paint cans

off the roof of a school.

Just like some kids
allegedly did earlier today.

Copycat crime.

Was it?

Or did you call
in the anonymous tip

so that Keith would
come arrest Mr. Quilty?

J'accuse!

He wasn't supposed
to be at the school.

(gasps) So you knew
about him the entire time.

When did you find out?

Four years ago,
when it happened.

It was in all
the papers.

In Granby.

So it was in... one paper.

So why didn't you tell me?

He was your hero--
I didn't want you

to get your heart broken.

So you lied
to protect my feelings.

Do you think I'm a good actress?

Oh, we're back on that?
Yes, Chloe,

I think you are
a fantastic actor.

Jimmy...

do you think
I'm a good actress?

The fourth precept
of Buddhism teaches...

Jimmy!

Well, Henry's always saying that
it's our job as a family

to be honest to each other
because everybody else

blows smoke up your ass.

That hasn't been
my experience.

As far as I can tell, the
world's a pretty mean

and uncaring place.

So...

if you can't get
unconditional love and support

from your siblings,
where you gonna get it?

So...

you're saying I suck.

Yeah, you're awful.
I called it.

Oh. okay.
I mean, what was that
last thing you did--

Clonesplosion--
that was confusing and bad.

I didn't know
what was going on,

but I knew that I hated it.

I'm sorry, Chloe.

It's just hard to see
you struggle so much

and not get anywhere.

Plus, you're not happy.

Oh, no, I am happy.

(crying): Okay?
I am totally happy.

I've never been happier.

You're crying.

Happily.

Come with me.
Come on.

I'm gonna put this in terms
that you understand-- math.

Okay, Chloe equals C.

Okay, acting equals A.

And happiness equals H.

Chloe minus acting
equals happiness.

Yeah.

Can I make one correction?

Guys,
I shouldn't go back

to math... and I'll prove it.

With math.

So, to review-- if X is my age,
Y is my health,

and Z is my career,
and curve A is

life in Los Angeles,
curve B is life in Granby,

considering the independent

variables of projected income,

quality of life, weather,
access to great parties

and the probability
of having an ostrich

in your kitchen--
let's crunch the numbers.

So, if A equals the limit

of Y cubed X equals eight X,
thus proving

that C plus A equals H.

Yeah, but what about
all the things

that you're not factoring in?

Like what about the fact
that nerds are cool now?

What about the fact
that New Hampshire

is part of Canada?

What?!

It is, or is basically.

What about love?

HENRY: Love?
I mean, what if
she's destined

to marry some amazing guy
here in Granby?

No, I think it's safe to say
that love is the one thing

we can't use math
to figure out.

Right?

Chloe, right?

Let Sigma equal
the straight male population

of greater Los Angeles,
minus redheads--

I've never been into redheads.

We're gonna need a bigger board.

CHLOE:
...equals 48.1534

repeating the exact value of H,

which proves once and for all

that Chloe plus acting

equals happiness.

(grunts)

Impressive.

Hey, Chloe.
Yes, the alcoholic in the back.

Congratulations.

You're the smart one.

Thank you.

I should go back
to school, shouldn't I?

Yes!
Yes!

Okay, time to go.

First day of school.

Jimmy, thank you for trying
so hard to protect my feelings.

I love you.
I love you, too.

And, Henry?
Mm-hmm?

I love you, too.
Okay.

Later, gators.

Bye.

Hey, did you really read
1,200 books in prison?

Yeah, did it mostly
for Piper, though.

(laughs) That kid is crazy
smart-- I mean, really.

I guess she got that genius gene
that Dad and Chloe have.

And you. (laughs)

I was just kidding.

You should've seen your face,

it looked similar
to what it is now.

(phone rings)

Marta, look, if this is
about the flow...

Kate.

Well, well,
as I live and breathe.

Well, you should be.

Do you know that we almost
had stargazer lilies

at our wedding--
is that what you want?

No, me neither, but...

Look, it's just good
to hear your voice.

So I'll put a pin in being
mad at you for right now...

But we will get
back to it...

Henry, the ostrich is back.

So, hey, how's it going?
How was the speech?

Did they laugh at my joke?
Henry?

The ostrich is back.

HENRY: No, you must've
told it wrong.

It's a great joke.

You know what--
I'll take care of it.

Carl, that is not your Jell-O.

Get out!

(sighs)

Okay, Chloe, onward and upward.

Wrong building.
Wrong building.

Wrong building.

(grunting with impact)
Oh!

Whoa, that is a really big arm.

That's like a leg.

(laughs) Thank you.

That.... no one's ever said
that to anyone... ever.

I imagine.
Probably not.

Um, hi... what was I gonna say?

Oh, um,

could you please tell me
where the science center is?

Past the library, take a left,
you can't miss it.

Great, thanks.

I'm new.

Um, okay, um,
also incredibly smart, so...

Bye.

Oh, um, I'm Chloe.

Bye.

Hey, Ivan-- who was that?

An old friend.