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So we're all living
in Granby now.
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This is weird.
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Why would Dad do this?
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I mean, it makes
no sense.
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What don't
you guys get?
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It's sad, but parents die
all the time.
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Sometimes they leave behind
a series of cryptic videotapes
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that you have to follow
in order to inherit
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a mysterious fortune
of $23 million,
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$1 million of which
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sometimes goes to a complete
stranger named Elijah.
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These things happen, Henry.
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It's the circle
of life.
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You're right, Jimmy,
it's practically a cliché.
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So, since we're not allowed
to tell anyone,
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how did you explain this
to your fiancée?
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Oh, I just told Kate I was
going to be here for a while
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because I wanted to reconnect
with my brother and sister.
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Oh.
And she totally
bought it.
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Oh.
Oh, come on,
this sucks.
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I'm a doctor-- no, this is
not the time for modesty--
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I am a surgeon.
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I now have
a two-hour commute to work.
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What about me?
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I put my entire acting career
on hold to be here.
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Oh, no, if you don't show up
for your job, people might die.
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No, wait, that's me.
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Speaking of people dying,
if I don't pay back
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Frankie Steamroller
what I owe him,
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he's going to
remove my elbows.
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Maybe I'll end up
at your hospital.
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You have health insurance?
Comes with car
insurance, right?
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You have car insurance?
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(scoffing):
No.
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Okay, new attitude.
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This might
actually be fun.
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It might be nice to be
back in a small town
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with all my old friends.
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You always were popular.
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I know, and around here,
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people are actually
decent to each other.
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(screams)
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This is Helmut Lang, you townie!
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I mean,
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yay, small town.
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* Oh, oh, oh
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* Oh,
oh, oh *
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* Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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(gasps)
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April, hi.
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I love your hair.
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Thank you.
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You know, I can't tell
if I like it better this way
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or how it was in tenth grade
when you smeared
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cream cheese all over it.
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I like it better this way.
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(regal music plays)
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Goodwins, today I would like
to read you
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a very long poem.
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(groans)
No man is an island
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Entire of itself
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Each is a piece of the...
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(fast-forwarding)
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Henry probably tried
to fast-forward.
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Ha, he did.
So I will now read it again
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more slowly.
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No man...
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Is an island, entire...
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Never send to know
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For whom the bell tolls
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It tolls for thee.
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You've been out
of each other's lives
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for far too long, so today,
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when you hear
that church bell...
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(bell rings)
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...when you hear that bell,
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remember,
you're not on your own.
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Look after each other.
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Goodwin out.
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Look after each other?
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I think we can knock this
one out pretty quick.
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Chloe, you good?
Yeah.
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Jimmy, you good?
Yeah-- well,
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no, 'cause if I
don't get this money
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for this guy Frankie, he...
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Okay, we're good.
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And, uh, we're good, too, right?
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Best way to get cream cheese
out of your hair--
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dog shampoo.
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Good to know.
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I should not know that!
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Hey, guys,
where are we going tonight?
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Well, there's only
one bar in Granby,
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so I guess we
either go there
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or sit quietly in
our respective rooms.
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Well, Kate's coming up
for a few days,
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so we will be in my room,
but it won't be quiet.
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Sweet-- conjugal.
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No, we fight a lot.
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(baby crying)
Danielle?
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Danielle Shepherd?
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Chloe Goodwin?
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(Chloe and Danielle screaming)
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BOTH:
Aah...
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Oh, my God.
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I'm so sorry
about your father,
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and that is such
a cute outfit.
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Thank you, and that
is such a cute...
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...thing to say
about my outfit.
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Listen, I'm around
for a while.
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We should totally
hang out.
(sighs)
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Yeah, it's so tough now.
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I mean, we don't really
get out much anymore.
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What is this,
the Footloo town?
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You know what?
That is it.
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Tonight I am throwing
a classic
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Chloe Goodwin rager,
and everyone is invited.
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(Chloe and Danielle scream)
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(speaks indistinctly)
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I had that dream
again last night,
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where I'm running
a bed-and-breakfast
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with Derek Jeter.
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What do you
think it means?
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JIMMY:
Hey, guys,
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this sidewalk isn't working.
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Hey, genius, what do you
think the ropes are for?
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I was just gonna ask you
the same question.
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Get out!
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(groaning)
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Hey, genius,
what are you doing?
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You can't park here.
You got to move that truck.
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Yeah, I'm almost done.
Hey, I got
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two dump trucks
coming right now
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and one of those scoop-y
arm-y things, okay?
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Well, what do I do
with all this stuff?
I don't know.
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I'll watch it. Let's go.
Move the truck now!
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Come on!
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LUCINDA:
So we're talking
about the Golden Rule.
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You know what,
take a look at it,
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and when I'm back,
we'll talk, okay?
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Excuse me.
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Hey, what's up?
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Look, Lucinda, as a doctor,
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I have to deliver
tough news a lot.
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Not as often as other surgeons
due to my success rate,
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but my fiancée, Kate,
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is coming up
for a couple of days,
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and I just want
to make sure that,
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you know,
you'll be okay with it.
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How dare you bring
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that hussy
into my town.
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I don't care.
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The four of us
should hang out.
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I wouldn't want
to put you in... Four?
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Yes, Henry, I have a boyfriend.
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Really? Are priestesses,
high priestesses,
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are they allowed to date?
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I'm a minister;
I'm not an Aztec.
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You're a minister with
a boyfriend.
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Tall boyfriend?
Doesn't matter.
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Why don't we all meet
up tonight at the bar?
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Yeah, uh,
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just be careful not to drink
as much as you used to.
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I recall someone
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not being able to keep
their tongue out of my mouth.
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(children gasping)
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Go with God, children.
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God.
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April.
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I am officially inviting you to
a Chloe Goodwin rager tonight.
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Remember how much fun
those used to be?
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I only went
to the very first one.
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(doorbell rings)
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(coughs)
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I'm sick.
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The party's canceled.
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Whoo!
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Yes, I did that,
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and I feel terrible.
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But tonight is
gonna be awesome,
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and I really want you there.
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It's gonna be binoculars.
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That's half bananas,
half ridiculous.
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No, it's not.
That's cool; you can use it.
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Do you really think
that inviting me to one party
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is gonna make up for you
turning your back
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on our friendship,
becoming a total mean girl
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and tormenting me
all through high school?
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Of course not.
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Unless it does, in which case,
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problem solved,
so put it there.
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Right here.
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See you at 7:00.
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Bring some wine.
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(door slams)
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My awkward charm
is wearing you down.
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(humming)
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Jimmy Goodwin,
hands on your head.
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You're under arrest.
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You have the right to
eat a big bag of farts.
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If you cannot afford
a big bag of farts,
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a big bag of farts will
be provided to you.
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Keith?
What's up, Jimmy?
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Keith the Teeth.
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(laughter)
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Man, we used to
terrorize this town.
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Hey, what's your
dad gonna say
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when he sees your
report card?
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What report card?
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(laughter)
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And now you're a pig.
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I know, isn't it awesome?
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We used to run from the police.
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Yeah, used to.
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So, what's it like
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being a cop in this town?
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Today some lowlife
robbed the sports shop.
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Yeah, he even stole
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a construction worker's
sandwich.
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Sounds like the perfect crime.
Here's what these criminals
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never understand.
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There's nowhere to hide
in a small town.
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Well, I'll keep my eyes out
for that guy.
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All right.
Or woman.
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It also could be a woman
or an effeminate lady-man.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast.
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Let's hang out.
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Don't make me cuff you.
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Don't do that.
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Yeah, come on.
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(dance music playing)
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(laughs)
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Hey, so is this the new...
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Cut it off.
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(music stops)
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So, is this the new L.A.
thing, party for one?
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No, I invited everybody,
and nobody showed up.
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Well, one person did.
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What's up, corduroy?
Hey. Hey, man.
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Don't waste your time
on blondie.
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She's an ice queen.
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I guess no one
in this town cares
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about going out
or having fun anymore, so...
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Where's Kate?
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I'm about to go
to the bar to meet her.
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You want to come?
Yes.
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Head's up, you're out of cheese.
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What's a party
without cheese?
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I can't believe my old friends
are so lame.
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I hope they're having fun at
home with their stupid babies.
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Hey.
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There are all your old friends.
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(screams)
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What the hell? Guys...
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you all said
you were coming to my party.
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I never said that.
What is going on?
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Chloe, we're not in
high school anymore, so there's
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no reason to pretend;
I just don't like you.
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What?
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We were best friends.
261
00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,462
What did I ever do to you?
262
00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,803
You had sex with my
boyfriend senior year.
263
00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,430
Okay, in my defense,
264
00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,804
I did not think you
would find out about that.
265
00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,574
And second of all, you're right,
it was terrible,
266
00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,102
but I kind of did you a favor.
267
00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,467
That guy was a total dirtbag.
268
00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:33,614
I married him.
And I am so happy for you.
269
00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:41,076
I was kind of a mean girl
in high school.
270
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,484
I guess a few people around here
still hold a grudge.
271
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:44,746
More than a few.
272
00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:47,445
Was your dad the school janitor?
273
00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,817
No, but that's what
you told everyone.
274
00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:52,587
Oh, I'm so sorry.
(screams)
275
00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,074
(yells)
276
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,998
Hey, Henry,
you remember Keith, right?
277
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,843
Hey, hey, Keith the Teeth.
278
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,339
The town burnout--
how are you, man?
279
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,970
What did you do, get baked
and go to a costume shop?
280
00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,165
No, it's the real deal.
281
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,236
They gave me a gun
and everything.
282
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,644
That's not disturbing at all.
283
00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,336
Guys, I have a problem
I need help with.
284
00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:11,907
Not now, Chloe.
I have a problem
285
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,245
I need help with.
Keith, you know Lucinda, right?
286
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,450
Oh, yeah. Lucinda.
287
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:16,782
Yeah, so I'm trying
to figure out
288
00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,417
which one of these tools
289
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,491
is her boyfriend; maybe
it's the one in the suit.
290
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,020
He's okay-looking.
291
00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,755
He's like a six and a half.
292
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,132
If you drink a little bit,
he's a seven,
293
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,760
but is that him?
I hope not.
294
00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,796
Well, he's got
to be here somewhere, right?
295
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,043
I think it might be Keith.
296
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,538
Hey, honey, how are you?
297
00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:37,709
KEITH:
Great, sweetie.
298
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,038
Really? It's...
299
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:43,183
I'm delighted, uh,
for you guys.
So where's Kate?
300
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,880
Unfortunately,
her fund-raiser's running over,
301
00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,212
so she's not gonna be able
to make it up tonight.
302
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:50,377
Henry, does Kate actually exist?
303
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,017
Of course she exists, yeah.
She's just busy.
304
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,522
You know, I mean,
she's running for congress.
305
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,323
Well, that doesn't sound fake.
306
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,615
It's not uncommon for people
to make up girlfriends.
307
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,787
Henry, is Kate,
308
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:01,126
by any chance, Canadian?
(chuckles)
309
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,401
Are we really debating
the existence of my fiancée?
310
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,230
Hey, Gary.
311
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,233
I'm sorry. One second.
312
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,267
Jimmy, come on.
313
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,970
Jimmy, this is Gary.
Gary owns the sports shop
314
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,535
that was robbed today.
Oh, bathroom.
315
00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:14,713
Whoa, where you going?
316
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,842
(chuckles)
Have a seat.
317
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,577
First round's on me, guys.
318
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,681
Cops drink for free.
319
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,853
I forgot how small this town is.
320
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:26,886
(chuckles)
321
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,820
Icebreaker.
322
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,656
Come on, this is
a joke, right?
323
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,360
What?
Keith?
324
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,732
That guy?
325
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:34,931
Yeah, that guy.
What's your point?
326
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,232
Honestly,
I thought you were gonna
327
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,103
walk in here
with Michael Bublé.
328
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,001
Really? That's your ideal man?
And instead,
329
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,703
you show up
with Rosco P. Coltrane.
330
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,365
Look, I was worried
Kate wasn't gonna measure up,
331
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:44,503
but it's-it's like
you're not even trying.
332
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,837
I'm sorry, I didn't think
333
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,113
our happiness
was a competition.
334
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,940
Everything is a competition.
335
00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,276
(laughs)
Okay. Uh, you win.
336
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:54,551
Henry, your invisible girlfriend
is so much prettier than I am.
337
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,181
That's my invisible fiancée.
338
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,546
Why are you so worked up
about this?
339
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:58,854
I am not worked up about this.
340
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,016
It's just that I dated you.
341
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,423
And now you're
dating him,
342
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,764
and by doing that,
you're putting me
343
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,360
and Keith the Teeth
on the same level.
344
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,761
Did you ever think about how
that would make me look?
345
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,304
Wow.
346
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,928
You know what?
347
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,563
You're right.
348
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:13,468
You and Keith
are not on the same level.
349
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,730
Thank you.
350
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,635
Wait.
351
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,210
This robbery was
devastating to us.
352
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,040
I don't know how I'm gonna
afford Christmas presents
353
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,705
for my daughter this year.
354
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,983
(sighs)
I have a daughter, too.
355
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,412
That's awful.
356
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,946
I always thought robbery
was a victimless crime.
357
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,222
Don't worry, Gary.
358
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,920
We're gonna
get this punk.
359
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,322
We got a really
clear description
360
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,123
from the delivery guy.
361
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,555
He's about six feet tall,
362
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,059
he's got, uh,
363
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,831
curly hair... (laughs)
364
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,060
Lumpy. He's wearing jeans...
365
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,795
W-W-Wait, wait, uh, back up.
"Lumpy"?
366
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,402
Yeah, I guess he was
out of shape or something.
367
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,973
Well, he made off
with some pretty heavy skis.
368
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,471
I mean...
369
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,502
maybe they meant "lumpy"
like "muscle-y," you know?
370
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,738
'Cause what are muscles
but body lumps?
371
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,513
Like a lumpy, muscle-y guy.
372
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:57,913
Look at the lumps
on that fellow.
373
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:58,945
Nah, I...
374
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,579
I think he just meant fat.
375
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,023
I think that stupid
delivery guy was fat.
376
00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,990
And was projecting.
377
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:08,688
And that's really unfair of him
to put his issues on others.
378
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,361
Why don't we just
ask him ourselves?
379
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,090
Here he comes now.
380
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,255
God, what is the population
in this town, like, six?
381
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,104
As long as the perp stays
in the area, we'll get him.
382
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,330
Hello... Granby!
383
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:22,596
Yep, it's me, Chloe Goodwin.
384
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:27,105
Back in high school, I did a lot
of things that I'm ashamed of,
385
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,710
things that hurt
a lot of people.
386
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,711
And for all of those things,
387
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:34,283
I'm really, really sorry.
388
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,984
But I've changed.
389
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,787
And if I can change,
then you can change.
390
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,989
And together, we can change...
391
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,026
America.
392
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:51,460
Wow, you guys really
hate America. (chuckles)
393
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:55,138
You know what? That's okay.
You won't stay mad at me long.
394
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:59,038
DJ Greg Miller,
let's show Granby...
395
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:02,182
how to party!
396
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,339
(dance music plays)
Ooh-ooh!
Ooh-ooh...
397
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,377
(shrieks)
398
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,577
Okay, everybody stay calm.
399
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,746
Notice there are three exits,
one in the front, back...
400
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,394
Fire! Everybody run!
401
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,391
No, no, no!
No, no, no, stay calm!
402
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,163
(screams)
403
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,091
Put your glass down, sir.
404
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,786
Put those tips back!
405
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,741
JIMMY:
Hey, baby bird,
406
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:35,412
Daddy has to go away
for a while
407
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,712
till things cool down.
408
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,454
I can't tell you
where I'm going,
409
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,709
but I did hide a clue
in this letter.
410
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,178
Maybe your friends,
411
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:47,386
Zihuat and Ejo,
can help you find it.
412
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,890
Be good. I love you.
413
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,893
(sighs)
414
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,102
(bell tolls once)
415
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,607
(indistinct chatter)
416
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,742
(siren wails in distance)
417
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,281
(bell tolls once)
418
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,594
(bell tolls once)
419
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,514
Bells?
420
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:46,575
Bells.
421
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,683
Yeah.
(chuckles)
422
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,424
Look, Dad was right.
423
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,590
How can I help?
424
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,349
Honestly,
I don't know.
425
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,157
I mean, I'm
happily engaged,
426
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,919
but seeing
Lucinda tonight
427
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,287
with some other man
made me so, just...
428
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,127
Jealous?
Yes!
429
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,532
Yes, of Keith!
430
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,203
A guy who once got
grounded for trying
431
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:06,672
to sell pot to his dad!
432
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,269
Look, no matter how happy
you are with Kate,
433
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,502
it's always hard to see an ex
with someone new.
434
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,108
Which is totally fine
435
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,540
as long as you don't act
like an ass about it.
436
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:16,635
Mm-hmm.
437
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:17,836
Hypothetically, what if...?
438
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,107
Apologize.
439
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,306
Okay.
440
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,778
All right, come on.
441
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,446
My turn.
How can I help?
442
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:29,715
Good luck. Apparently,
everyone in this town hates me,
443
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,556
and I never had
any friends growing up.
444
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,991
Come on. At some point, you
must have had one real friend.
445
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:39,796
Wow. Weirdly enough,
that actually helps.
446
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,032
I'm good at that.
I also need help!
447
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,168
CHLOE:
Oh, my God!
448
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,572
Jimmy!
449
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,213
I ruined this
little girl's Christmas
450
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,708
all because I stole
some lousy skis.
451
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,080
What?!
Jimmy, I thought
you were done stealing.
452
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,379
I was,
453
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,650
but Frankie keeps
sending me text messages
454
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,709
saying, if I don't
pay him what I owe,
455
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,017
he's gonna do all kinds
of stuff to my knees.
456
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,990
And my butt.
457
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:04,359
All right, Jimmy, how
much you need, buddy?
458
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,991
Oh, God!
I don't have that!
459
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,685
I mean, I'm paying
for a wedding,
460
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,857
and Kate wants
Kenny Loggins.
461
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,873
No man is an island.
462
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,842
Will a couple thousand
dollars buy you some time?
463
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,711
Yeah. Thanks, Henry.
464
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:22,941
Of course.
465
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,835
Okay, next, the skis
have to go back,
466
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,507
but Jimmy can't be seen
near the store, so Henry and I
467
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,847
will take care of it.
What's our cover story?
468
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,582
We'll just... we'll call the
owner and we'll tell him
469
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:32,748
that we found them
in a Dumpster.
470
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,445
Oh, and if he's onto us,
471
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,117
I'll pretend I'm pregnant
going into labor.
472
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,056
Chloe, I don't think
it's gonna come to that.
473
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,291
It is not up to me
when this baby comes.
474
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,687
Yeah, the fire started,
we ran out of the bar,
475
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,528
and they were right there
in the Dumpster.
476
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,733
And I don't even know what
we were doing in a bar,
477
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,195
what with the little
one on the way.
478
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,874
Aren't you guys
brother and sister?
479
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,671
Skis are returned.
Good night.
480
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,912
Well, that takes
care of Jimmy.
481
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,483
I'm sorry your problem's
a little more complicated.
482
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,982
Chloe Goodwin, welcome home!
483
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,324
Jimmy, what is this?
484
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,880
Well, I felt bad
how you said
485
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,547
you never had any
real friends,
486
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,056
and you guys
helped me out,
487
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,658
so I went back to the bar,
I gave a heartfelt speech
488
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,091
telling them
that you'd changed...
489
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,056
Free beer at the Goodwin house!
490
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,334
Let's go, go, go, go, go!
491
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:21,074
I thought you guys were
gonna put me on your shoulder.
492
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,070
So they all
still hate you,
493
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,472
but at least
they're here.
494
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,274
Great party, Chloe.
You suck.
495
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:34,210
Guys, there is something
I got to go do.
496
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,383
(knocking)
497
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,422
Why aren't you
at your big rager?
498
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,364
(sighs) April, when I slammed
the door in your face
499
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:47,191
at that first party,
that is the moment
500
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:50,197
I started to become a...
psycho bitch.
501
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,700
I am so sorry for all
that I put you through,
502
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:55,202
and I am willing to do whatever
it takes to make it right.
503
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,295
So...
504
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,813
Cream cheese.
505
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,221
What about the mustard?
506
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,953
I put mustard in there, too?
507
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,917
Trust me, if I had mustard
right now, I would...
508
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,386
I eat a lot of meals at my desk.
509
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,402
And dance around
in a little jig.
510
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,874
I don't think
I ever made you do that.
511
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,501
I'm adding my own flair to it.
512
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,359
Oh, God.
513
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,026
(chuckling)
514
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,596
Hey... I'm sorry.
515
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,944
I was an ass.
Keith is great.
516
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,540
You really think he's great?
517
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:09,342
He bit off the tail of
a lizard on a dare...
518
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,376
from himself.
519
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,514
But that was a long time ago,
and I'm...
520
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,017
I'm happy for you guys.
521
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,278
I'm happy for you, too.
522
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,947
And you, too,
Congresswoman.
523
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,345
She's beautiful.
524
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,858
Right?
Yeah. Scored.
525
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,290
So those skis turned up?
526
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,425
Case, you are closed.
527
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,630
No way.
That lumpy son of a bitch
528
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,902
is still out there, and we got
a guy who can I.D. him.
529
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,801
Just a matter of time.
530
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,643
There's nowhere to hide
in a small town.
531
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,638
There's nowhere
to hide...
532
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,210
in a small town.
533
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,708
Yeah, no, I heard
you the first time.
534
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,410
And he actually added
a new verse
535
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,642
to "House at Pooh Corner,"
which brought me to tears.
536
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,377
I'm not kidding.
537
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,753
It's all about his son
and his kid...
538
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,817
Give me one second.
Yeah.
539
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,891
I think April's starting
to warm up to me.
540
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:01,064
Well, this calls
for a toast. Here.
541
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,733
Welcome home,
Goodwins.
542
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,162
And to Dad.
543
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,096
I hope the old man
knows what he's doing.
544
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,432
Hear, hear.
545
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,065
And God bless us
every one.
546
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,843
JIMMY:
Elijah!
Elijah!
547
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,272
Oh, hey, Henry.
548
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,407
Listen, you guys, thanks
so much for the party.
549
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,683
Got you a little
housewarming gift.
550
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:21,151
It's a signed
first edition.
551
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:24,020
I recently came into some money.
552
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,447
Bye, Henry.
553
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:28,816
No. No, that
is our money.
554
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:31,185
Who told you about the bells?
Where are you going?
555
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:34,293
How did you know our father?
Who are you?!
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