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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:06,040 * HUHH 2 00:00:06,074 --> 00:00:08,076 * HAHH 3 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:17,779 [480p & 720p Movies Download | Mkvking.com] 4 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:23,257 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 5 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:34,802 [MAN VOCALIZING WITH RASPY GROWL] 6 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:09,603 [VOCALIZING ENDS] 7 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,501 [VOCALIZING RESUMES] 8 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:34,555 [VOCALIZING ENDS] 9 00:02:57,611 --> 00:03:00,381 [TIRES SKID] 10 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:03,584 THERE YOU ARE. 11 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,742 [MAN AND WOMAN MOANING WILDLY AND PASSIONATELY] 12 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,378 MELI-- 13 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,013 Man: OH, GOD! 14 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,583 OH, GOD. COME ON. 15 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:36,550 MELINDA! 16 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:38,619 OPEN UP! IT'S ME! 17 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,821 [MOANING] 18 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,290 Man: HEY, ASSHOLE! 19 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:44,558 USE THE DOOR KNOCKER. 20 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,295 OH. 21 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:51,999 OH! OH, I LOVE YOU! 22 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:54,935 [MOANING AND SCREAMING] 23 00:03:59,373 --> 00:03:59,940 MELINDA! 24 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,809 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?! 25 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:05,346 OH, GOD! DANNY, IT'S HIM! 26 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,447 HE FOLLOWED US HERE! 27 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,317 HEY, THERE IS SOMEBODY ELSE IN THERE! 28 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,784 OPEN THIS DOOR! 29 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:12,886 [USING DOOR KNOCKER RAPIDLY] 30 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,623 MELINDA! I-- 31 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:18,792 AAH! 32 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,395 HEY, HEY, HEY! 33 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:23,464 AAH! 34 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:26,434 CALL THE POLICE! 35 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:27,167 UNH! 36 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:30,771 HEY, ASSHOLE, TRY THE DOORKNOB! 37 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,374 LET ME IN! 38 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,343 [CRASH, SHATTER] 39 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:38,746 GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER! 40 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:39,847 YOU. 41 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,749 WHAT? MELI-- 42 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:42,816 JESUS CHR-- 43 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:45,085 YOU'RE SCREWING YOUR HUSBAND?! 44 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:45,986 YOUR HUSBAND. 45 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,588 HE FOLLOWED ME HERE, 46 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:48,422 AND WE REALIZED 47 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:49,457 WE DESERVE EACH OTHER. 48 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,692 ISN'T THAT ROMANTIC, DR. KLINK? 49 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:52,426 ROGER. 50 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,428 CALL ME ROGER, FOR CHRIST SAKES. 51 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,730 MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY GOING HOME 52 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:58,632 AND WORKING IT OUT WITH YOUR WIFE. 53 00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:00,868 GO TO HELL, ROGER. 54 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:03,437 EX-WIFE, EX-HOME, OK? 55 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:04,738 Melinda: I UNDERSTAND NOW 56 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:08,442 THAT I WAS TRANSGRESSING MY LOVE FOR DAN ONTO YOU, 57 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:11,078 AND YOU WERE COUNTERTRANSGRESSING. 58 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:13,347 TRANSFERRING! BULLSHIT! 59 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:14,482 YEAH, ANY TIME A SHRINK 60 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:16,550 IS THINKING ABOUT A PATIENT MORE THAN HE NORMALLY DOES, 61 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:17,918 HE SHOULD ASK HIMSELF, "AM I COUNTERTRANSFERRING?" 62 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:21,088 SHUT UP. YOU CAN'T EVEN GET AN ERECTION, FOR GOD S-- 63 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,923 I JUST HAD ONE, BUDDY. 64 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:27,461 [BOTH GRUNTING] 65 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:30,464 HAIR! HAIR! 66 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:31,732 HE'S BITING! 67 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:33,934 Dan: I GOT HIM! 68 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:37,838 Melinda: DR. PAIGE, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 69 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:40,908 3 PEAS IN A POD. 70 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,911 EMILY, THEY WERE FORNICATING LIKE A COUPLE OF HONEYMOONERS. 71 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,413 DR. PAIGE, MELINDA AND I 72 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,080 HAVE WORKED THROUGH OUR PROBLEM. 73 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:48,516 SHUT UP. YOU-- 74 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:50,451 AAH! DR. PAIGE! 75 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:51,184 AAH! 76 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:51,885 IT'S ALL RIGHT! IT'S OK! SORRY! 77 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,621 IT HAS A HAIR TRIGGER. IT'S OK. 78 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:55,989 HEY, HEY, PUT THE GUN DOWN, DR. PAIGE. 79 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:56,924 SHOOT THEM, EMILY. 80 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,058 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, ROGER! 81 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:01,795 EVERYTHING COULD'VE BEEN SO DIFFERENT! 82 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,465 OH, SORRY. SORRY. IT'S TOUCHY. 83 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,933 [DAN WAILS] IT'S TOUCHY. 84 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:06,934 [WHIMPERS] 85 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:09,737 MELINDA, COME BACK IN HERE! 86 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:12,640 [SLIDE WHISTLE] 87 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:15,075 EMILY, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE UPSET. 88 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:18,746 SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO LET IT OUT. 89 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:19,847 JUST TRY AND LET IT OUT. 90 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,651 SAVE YOUR ENGAGING DEVICES, ROGER. 91 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,185 NO MORE BULLSHIT! 92 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,887 [SIREN] NONE! 93 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,422 I'VE COME FOR US! 94 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:31,091 SORRY! SORRY. 95 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,726 OVER HERE! OVER HERE! 96 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,763 HURRY! HURRY! OVER HERE! 97 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,201 HURRY! DR. PAIGE HAS A GUN. 98 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,069 WHO'S DR. PAIGE? 99 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,672 OUR MARRIAGE COUNSELOR. SHE'S GONNA KILL 100 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:45,706 MY HUSBAND AND DR. KLINK. 101 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,909 YOUR MARRIAGE COUNSELOR'S GONNA KILL YOUR HUSBAND? 102 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:49,910 AND DR. KLINK. 103 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:50,711 DR. PAIGE, HI. 104 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:51,879 UH, I WANNA THANK YOU 105 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:52,980 FOR GIVING MELINDA AND I THE-- 106 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:55,148 THE TOOLS TO HELP COMMUNICATE AND SHARE OUR FEELINGS. 107 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:55,749 SHUT UP! OK. 108 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:56,584 EMILY, YOU'RE VERY UPSET. 109 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:59,753 SOMETIMES WE CAN FEEL AS IF OUR LIVES 110 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:01,855 ARE JUST SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL, 111 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:02,756 JUST SPIRALING. 112 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:03,657 SAVE YOUR PSYCHOBABBLE 113 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,559 FOR YOUR LITTLE DOE-EYED PATIENTS, ROGER. 114 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:06,326 OK. OK, TERRIFIC. 115 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:06,994 YOU TWO OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOME ISSUES 116 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,629 YOU NEED TO WORK THROUGH. 117 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:09,329 [SIREN] THANK GOD. 118 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,564 NO. NO. WAIT. MOVE IT, KLINK. 119 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:14,502 OUT OF MY WAY! MEL, IT'S ME! OPEN UP! 120 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,606 Dan: SOMEBODY HELP ME! 121 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:21,675 Melinda: DON'T WORRY, DANNY! 122 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,944 WOW. WHAT DO WE GOT, SIR? 123 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:26,780 HOSTAGE SITUATION. 2 THERAPISTS. 124 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:29,517 DOMESTIC OR INTERNATIONAL? 125 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,852 THERAPISTS. SHRINKS. 126 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:32,986 SHRINKS? 127 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,722 IT'S A JOKE, RIGHT? 128 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:35,656 SOME KIND OF SURPRISE PARTY? 129 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:38,759 IT'S NOT A GODDAMN PARTY. IT'S VERY SERIOUS. 130 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,761 HER MARRIAGE COUNSELOR'S THREATENING TO KILL 131 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,596 HER HUSBAND AND HER THERAPIST. 132 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:45,766 HE'S NOT TECHNICALLY MY THERAPIST. 133 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,802 HEY, YOU'RE THE LADY FROM THOSE SEX TAPES. 134 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:50,203 SEX TAPES? WHAT SEX TAPES? 135 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:52,172 HIS HANDS WERE UNDER MY DRESS, 136 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,808 FIRMLY HOLDING ON TO MY HIPS, 137 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:57,778 MOVING ME BACK AND FORTH AWAY FROM HIM. 138 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,180 OK, MAYBE I BETTER START AT THE BEGINNING. 139 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,850 ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO, DANNY LOST HIS ERECTION. 140 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:04,818 YOU GOTTA SEE THESE TAPES, SIR. 141 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,253 PRETTY SOON, DANNY AND ME 142 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:07,821 WEREN'T EVEN TALKING, AND THEN 143 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,790 DANNY SLEPT WITH THAT COCKTAIL WAITRESS. 144 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,760 I THOUGHT HE COULDN'T GET AN ERECTION. 145 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:13,761 SO DID I. RIGHT. 146 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,028 OUR MARRIAGE WAS DOOMED. 147 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:17,297 THEN I SAW DR. PAIGE'S AD 148 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,566 ON A BUS BENCH. 149 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:19,833 "SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE TODAY." 150 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:20,768 [HARP GLISSANDO PLAYING] 151 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,537 "TOMORROW WILL BE TOO LATE." 152 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:26,206 HER BIG DEAL IS HONESTY. 153 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,681 HONESTY FIRST. 154 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:36,149 THE KEY IS HONESTY. 155 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,052 [SIGHS] 156 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:39,820 MARRIAGE IS HARD. 157 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,890 I KNOW. I'VE BEEN MARRIED 3 TIMES. 158 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:43,857 YOU'RE DIVORCED? 159 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,993 3 TIMES. THAT'S WHY I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE-- 160 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:49,096 WHAT KIND OF TRACK RECORD IS THAT FOR A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR? 161 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,297 DAN! DAN? WHAT, "DAN"? 162 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,332 COME ON. WE'RE TAKING MARRIAGE ADVICE 163 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,234 FROM SOMEBODY THAT'S BEEN DIVORCED 164 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:57,571 AND ADVERTISES ON BUS BENCHES. WH-WHAT? 165 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,807 STAY WITH US, DAN. 166 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:02,743 YOU KNOW THE STORY 167 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:06,880 ABOUT THE GUY WHO GOES TO THE BARBERSHOP. 168 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:09,817 THERE ARE 2 BARBERS, BOTH AVAILABLE. 169 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,820 ONE BARBER HAS A TERRIFIC HAIRCUT. 170 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:16,590 THE OTHER BARBER'S HAIR LOOKS JUST AWFUL. 171 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,792 WHICH BARBER WOULD YOU GO TO? 172 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:21,895 YOU'D GO TO THE BARBER WITH THE BAD HAIRCUT, 173 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:25,065 NOT THE BARBER WITH THE GOOD HAIRCUT, SEE? 174 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:28,602 THE BAD HAIRCUT CUTS THE OTHER ONE'S HAIR, 175 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:29,737 AND VICE VERSA. 176 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:32,139 THAT IS WHY IT IS ACTUALLY A PLUS 177 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,742 THAT I'M THRICE DIVORCED. 178 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,614 OK. 179 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:45,786 LET'S START OVER. 180 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:49,022 WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF THIS THERAPY? 181 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:50,824 WE... 182 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:52,726 I WANNA SAVE OUR MARRIAGE. 183 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,795 UH, YEAH. ME-- ME, TOO, YEAH. 184 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:55,495 GREAT. 185 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,064 NOW TALKING ABOUT OUR PROBLEMS 186 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,699 IS THE FIRST STEP. 187 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,300 YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING, 188 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,169 AND HOPEFULLY YOU TWO CAN LEARN 189 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:05,238 TO COMMUNICATE HONESTLY WITH EACH OTHER. 190 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,907 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 191 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,109 WELL, UH... 192 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:12,179 DANNY AND ME... 193 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:15,382 WE HAVEN'T BEEN... 194 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:19,086 FAMILIAR WITH EACH OTHER IN A WHILE. 195 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,854 "FAMILIAR"? 196 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,189 INTIMATE. 197 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,891 NO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE? 198 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:24,825 JESUS, LADY. 199 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,226 WHAT ABOUT ORAL SEX OR MUTUAL MASTURBATION? 200 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,829 OH, MY GOD, MEL. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 201 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,364 WE DON'T NEED TO SEE SOME SHRINK. 202 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,366 NO. I THINK WE DO, DAN. 203 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,035 HE HAS A PROBLEM WITH-- 204 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,904 DON'T. COME ON. WHY? 205 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,972 MR. HAPPY. 206 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:40,941 [GROANS] 207 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:41,508 "MR. HAPPY"? 208 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,076 [WHISPERING] His penis. 209 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,144 MY--JUST SAY IT! PENIS! 210 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,847 I CAN'T GET MY PENIS TO STAND UP. 211 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,315 I-I-I'M IMPOTENT OR SOMETHING. 212 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,983 I CAN'T WAKE THE BABY. 213 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,185 I-I'VE-- I CAN'T GET A HARD-ON! 214 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,888 IS EVERYBODY HAPPY NOW?! CAN WE GO? 215 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,757 DAN IS IMPOTENT. 216 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:57,424 ONLY WITH ME. 217 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,425 THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 218 00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,927 DAN ACCIDENTALLY SCREWED THAT COCKTAIL WAITRESS! 219 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,863 I THOUGHT DAN COULDN'T GET AN ERECTION. 220 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:03,697 SO DID I. 221 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:04,998 WELL, MELINDA'S BEEN SO DAMN DEPRESSED 222 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:05,833 LATELY, YOU KNOW? 223 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,234 IT'S PRETTY DEPRESSING 224 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,470 WHEN YOU CAN'T EXCITE YOUR OWN HUSBAND. 225 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,338 [TIMER DINGS] 226 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,974 GREAT. WE HAVE MADE SOME REAL PROGRESS. 227 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:28,922 ALL THOSE IN FAVOR, RAISE YOUR HANDS. 228 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,863 DR. PAIGE. [BANGS GAVEL] 229 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,932 YOU MAY REJOIN THE GROUP. 230 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:41,969 [SCATTERED MUTTERING] 231 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:54,047 DR. PAIGE, IT IS THE DUTY OF THIS COMMITTEE 232 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,950 TO DEFEND THE INTEGRITY OF THE PSYCHIATRIC ARTS 233 00:11:56,984 --> 00:12:01,254 IN THE BOISE, NAMPA, CALDWELL TRI-CITY AREA. 234 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,255 DR. PAIGE... I-- 235 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:05,926 IF WE ALLOW BUS BENCH ADVERTISING, WHAT'S NEXT? 236 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,295 BILLBOARDS? 237 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,129 CABLE TV? 238 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,031 [SCATTERED LAUGHTER] 239 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:11,799 FOLLOWING OUR BYLAWS 240 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:14,034 PERTAINING TO OUTDOOR ADVERTISING, 241 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,270 THE FINE IS SET AT $250. 242 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,873 [BANGS GAVEL] 243 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,310 ROGER! 244 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,377 HUH? OH. 245 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,813 HELLO, EMILY. 246 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,881 SORRY ABOUT THE FINE. 247 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,516 AH, IT'S ONLY 250 BUCKS. 248 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,884 I'LL WRITE IT OFF. OH. 249 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:33,553 BESIDES, I ALREADY GOT A COUPLE OF CLIENTS 250 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,354 FROM THE BUS BUNCH. 251 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:37,024 IT'S FUNNY. I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU 252 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,058 THE OTHER DAY. 253 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,492 ME? REALLY? 254 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,461 ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE NEW? 255 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:44,131 OH, I'M S-STILL MARRIED. 256 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:44,965 I--I MEANT PATIENTS. 257 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,267 TH-THERE'S A WOMAN I'D LIKE YOU TO SEE. 258 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,136 SHE'S VERY, VERY DEPRESSED. 259 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,939 I THINK HER DEPRESSION IS AT THE ROOT 260 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,974 OF HER SEXUAL PROBLEMS WITH HER HUSBAND. 261 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,108 YOU COULD REALLY HELP HER. 262 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,911 I'VE BEEN SCALING BACK. I'M NOT REALLY ADDING PATIENTS. 263 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,280 WELL, WE TALKED ABOUT HOW GREAT IT WOULD BE 264 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:00,914 TO COLLABORATE SOMETIME, 265 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,149 AND THIS COUPLE'S PERFECT. 266 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,450 UH, MARRIAGE IS ON THE ROCKS. 267 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,819 I'LL TAKE THE BOY. YOU TAKE THE GIRL. 268 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,120 WE CAN CONFER AND STRATEGIZE, 269 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:10,423 SEE IF TOGETHER WE CAN HELP SAVE THEIR MARRIAGE. 270 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,292 HOW'S YOUR WIFE? 271 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,027 OK. 272 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,929 AND YOUR HUSBAND? 273 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,597 UH, TH-THE NEW ONE. 274 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,966 HE'S MY NEW EX. 275 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,868 I MOVED OUT LAST WEEKEND. 276 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:23,170 REALLY? JUST... 277 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,071 LIKE THAT. 278 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,072 JUST LIKE THAT. 279 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,473 IT'S FOR THE BEST. 280 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,875 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 281 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,977 THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO SAY. 282 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,879 DAN'S GONE OFF ME. 283 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:34,514 [SIGHS] THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME. 284 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,249 OK, I FEEL LIKE WE'RE STUCK. 285 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:39,252 MELINDA, I WANT YOU TO SEE A COLLEAGUE OF MINE. 286 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,620 YOU'RE GIVING UP ON ME? 287 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,589 I WANT YOU TO SEE DR. KLINK. 288 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:45,025 HE'S SOMETHING OF A DEPRESSION EXPERT 289 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,093 FROM THE OLD SCHOOL. 290 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:49,997 WHAT'S A DEPRESSION EXPERT? 291 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,966 [LAWNMOWER STARTS] 292 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,048 WHAT A CLICHÉ. 293 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,250 FIRST THE AFFAIR IN DENVER. 294 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,885 THEN THE RED CORVETTE. 295 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:15,522 WHAT'S NEXT, FACE-LIFTS AND LIPOSUCTION? 296 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,158 "DESIRE FADES." 297 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,226 PSSH. THAT'S A... 298 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,661 WHO IS SHE? HMM? 299 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,330 HMM? 300 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,299 IS IT YOUR NEW RECEPTIONIST? 301 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,168 YOU THINK I NEED LIPOSUCTION? 302 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,939 YOU'RE NOT REHASHING DENVER, ARE YOU? 303 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:32,672 ARE YOU? 304 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,241 ARE YOU SCREWING DR. RICE AGAIN?! 305 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,944 NO! THERE'S NO ONE! THERE W-- 306 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,478 [SIGHS] 307 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,448 WE'RE NOT HAPPY. 308 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,918 GO TO HELL, ROGER. 309 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,999 ASSHOLE. 310 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,435 DOOR, PLEASE. 311 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,745 [RATTLING] 312 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,681 UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED. 313 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,386 OH, THE ELEVATOR? 314 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,488 NO, YOUR CORVETTE. 315 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:59,059 "UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED." 316 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:06,133 THAT'S A CORVAIR, "UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED." 317 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,070 IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A CORVETTE. 318 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,739 [METAL GROANS, RATTLING INCREASES] 319 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,608 FUNKY ELEVATOR. 320 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:20,047 I TRY NOT TO SPEAK ILL OF IT. I GOT STUCK ONCE. 321 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,015 BY YOURSELF? 322 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:24,017 YEAH. 323 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,452 HOW BORING. 324 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,719 HEH. 325 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:31,091 IS THAT WHY YOU CARRY A CHANGE OF CLOTHES? 326 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,062 OH, THIS. NO. 327 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,771 I LEFT MY WIFE JUST NOW, THIS MORNING. 328 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:48,108 [LAUGHING] 329 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,243 YOU'RE KIDDING. 330 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,811 [LAUGHING] 331 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,581 [LAUGHING] 332 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:58,518 [METAL GROANS, RATTLING] 333 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,390 [DING] 334 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,827 IS THIS YOUR FLOOR? 335 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,461 YES. 336 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,497 I'M HERE TO SEE DR. KLICK. 337 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,766 HE'S AN OLD-FASHIONED DEPRESSION EXPERT. 338 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,503 YOU MEAN DR. KLINK? 339 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,804 YES. 340 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,372 I'M DR. KLINK. 341 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,508 YOU'RE DR. KLINK? HEH. 342 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,509 YOU'RE KIDDING. 343 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:26,546 I PICTURED A BALD HEAD, LONG FACE, POINTY BEARD. 344 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,216 WHO CALLED ME OLD-FASHIONED? 345 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,551 DR. PAIGE. 346 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,721 Y-YOU MEAN EMILY? 347 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:40,693 WELL, ANYWAY, I'LL SEE YOU INSIDE. 348 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,196 INSIDE AND OUT, I SUPPOSE. 349 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,465 ON THE INS-- 350 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,468 INS--IN--IN MY OFFICE. 351 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,418 THIS IS MY DOOR. 352 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,753 OH. 353 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,823 PATIENTS GO IN THAT DOOR OVER THERE. 354 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:16,796 WAIT. 355 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,566 YOUR TIE'S CROOKED. 356 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,135 I GUESS YOUR WIFE DIDN'T CHECK YOU 357 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:24,704 BEFORE YOU LEFT THE HOUSE. 358 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,715 JUST GO RIGHT IN. 359 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,684 [SIGHS] 360 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:42,955 TUESDAY, JUNE 16-- 361 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,857 [RECORDER] TESTING 1, 2. 1, 2. 362 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,493 TEST-- GODDAMN. 363 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,196 [INTERCOM BEEPS] DR. KLINK. 364 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:49,762 YES? 365 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,198 YOUR 9:45 IS HERE. 366 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,765 O--YES. YES. 367 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:56,336 [RECORDER] TEST 1, 2. 1, 2. 368 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,206 TEST 1, 2, 3. 369 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:00,740 [WHISPERS] Shit. 370 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:01,608 [RECORDER BEEPS] 371 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,876 SORRY. TEST 1, 2, 1, 2. 372 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:04,711 TEST-- 373 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,446 COME IN. 374 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,821 IT'S VERY COLD IN HERE. 375 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:18,691 WELL, YOU'LL NEED TO... 376 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:19,926 REMEMBER A SWEATER. 377 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,894 NO, NO. I MEANT THE DECOR. 378 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:25,265 IT'S--IT'S SO BLUE. 379 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,868 ALRIGHTY. 380 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,704 MRS. CARMICHAEL, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT HERE. 381 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,940 IS THAT WHERE YOU WANT ME TO SIT? 382 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:37,710 I DON'T WANT YOU TO SIT ANYWHERE. I MEAN... 383 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,478 I SEE. 384 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,747 WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT FRIENDLY MAN 385 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,182 I MET ON THE ELEVATOR? 386 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:49,322 LOOK, UH, WE HAD AN INAPPROPRIATE DEBUT, 387 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:49,922 BUT I-- 388 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,858 IS THAT WHAT WE HAD? 389 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,826 YES, WE--PLEASE. 390 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,938 SO, UM... 391 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,540 WHY ARE YOU HERE? 392 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,742 I'M TRYING TO SAVE MY MARRIAGE. 393 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:10,910 AH. 394 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,712 I'VE BEEN SO DEPRESSED LATELY. 395 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,581 I KEEP THINKING IT'LL PASS, 396 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:15,382 BUT IT DOESN'T. 397 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,749 YOU'RE A LITTLE HANGDOG ONE MORNING. 398 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:20,320 THEN SUDDENLY YOU'RE ON A SHRINK'S LAP. 399 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:21,721 CHAIR. HEH. 400 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,990 [SNICKERS] HEH HEH HEH. 401 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,563 WELL, YOU DON'T... 402 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:32,899 SEEM VERY DEPRESSED RIGHT THIS MOMENT. 403 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:33,966 I'M NOT. 404 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:34,801 I WAS. 405 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,869 I ALMOST DIDN'T GET OFF THE ELEVATOR. 406 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,738 IT'S PRETTY DEPRESSING TO THINK 407 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,840 YOU NEED TO SEE A DEPRESSION EXPERT. 408 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:44,644 MY MARRIAGE EXPERT'S BEEN DIVORCED 3 TIMES. 409 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,979 YOU MUST BE REALLY DEPRESSED. 410 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,316 LET'S... 411 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:57,857 UM, SO, W-WHY DON'T YOU, UM, TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU? 412 00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:04,697 I'M MARRIED TO A MAN WHO DOESN'T GET TURNED ON BY ME. 413 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,934 AH. 414 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,370 DO YOU BLAME ME? 415 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,938 WHY WOULD I BLAME YOU? 416 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:12,939 NOT ME. UH, HIM. 417 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,875 I--I DI--I--I ASKED IF YOU BLAMED YOUR HUSBAND. 418 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,910 NO, YOU SAID, "ME." "DO YOU BLAME ME?" 419 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,046 NO, I DI--I--I MEANT... 420 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,016 YOUR HUSBAND, OF COURSE. 421 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,051 OF COURSE. 422 00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:25,818 DAN STARTED SLEEPING 423 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,787 IN THE LIVING ROOM ON THE COUCH 424 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,989 THAT'S THE BEGINNING OF THE END, 425 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,624 DON'T YOU THINK? 426 00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:34,060 [DOG BARKING] 427 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,998 IT CERTAINLY SUGGESTS 428 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,734 A LACK OF INTIMACY. 429 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:45,738 WE STOPPED BEING INTIMATE ALMOST 2 YEARS AGO. 430 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:48,007 I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS. 431 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,075 NO, NO. 432 00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,077 YOU JUST--NO, NO. 433 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:52,979 DR. KLINK. 434 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,747 NO, NO, NO. I'M S-- 435 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,716 PLEASE, SIT DOWN. 436 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,686 I... 437 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:02,789 YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING THAT... 438 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,557 REALLY. IT'S... 439 00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:05,958 [BLOWS NOSE] 440 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,966 ONE NIGHT, I GET UP TO USE THE BATHROOM, 441 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,702 AND I LOOKED IN ON DAN. 442 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:19,772 HE SLEEPS IN HIS BOXERS, AND IT WAS A HOT NIGHT, 443 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,107 AND THE COVERS WERE OFF, 444 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:24,577 AND SO I COULD SEE HIS... 445 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,345 MR. HAPPY. 446 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:27,914 MR. HAPPY? 447 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,148 HIS THINGY. 448 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,583 HIS PE-- 449 00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:32,051 UH, MEMBER. 450 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:32,919 PEEKING OUT. 451 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,755 SO I DECIDED TO TRY A LITTLE EXPERIMENT 452 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:37,790 TO SEE IF DAN WAS BROKEN 453 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:40,560 OR IF HE'D JUST GONE OFF ME. 454 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:41,628 AN EXPERIMENT? 455 00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:43,996 [SNORING] 456 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,568 I SNUCK UP... 457 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,770 ON MY KNEES, 458 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:55,808 AND WITH MY MOUTH, I... 459 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,878 KISSED... 460 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,581 MR. HAPPY. 461 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:05,985 OHH. 462 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:06,686 [GASPS] 463 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,489 BUT WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE LOVE, 464 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,123 HE--HIS... 465 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:11,991 IT FIZZLED AWAY 466 00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:15,027 WHEN HE WOKE UP AND REALIZED IT WAS ME. 467 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,863 DAN'S GONE OFF ME. 468 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:17,664 DESIRE FADES. 469 00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:22,168 THAT--THAT IS A DEPRESSING THOUGHT. 470 00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:24,471 YES. IT I-- 471 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:25,838 I-- 472 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:28,140 I'M SORRY. 473 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:29,776 I'M SORRY. 474 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:33,212 I'M IN A TRANSITIONAL PHASE IN MY LIFE, 475 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,947 AND I... 476 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:36,916 I'M NOT TAKING-- 477 00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:38,818 TAKING ON ANY MORE PATIENTS. 478 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,887 BUT SEE, YOU HELPED ME ALREADY. 479 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,922 REALLY, I CAN'T. 480 00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:44,991 IF THERE WERE 2 SHRINKS IN A SMALL TOWN 481 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:46,859 AND ONE WAS CRAZY AND THE OTHER SANE, 482 00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:50,229 WHICH ONE WOULD YOU GO TO SEE, THE CRAZY ONE OR THE SANE ONE? 483 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,964 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS ONE BEFORE. 484 00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:52,865 YOU'D GO TO THE CRAZY ONE. 485 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,967 'CAUSE IF THERE WERE ONLY TWO IN THE TOWN, 486 00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:57,704 YOU'D WANNA SEE THE ONE WHO HELPED THE OTHER ONE. 487 00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:00,840 O--YOU MEAN IF THERE WERE JUST THE TWO 488 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,809 AND THEY WERE EACH-- I SEE. 489 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:04,043 [INTERCOM BEEPS] DR. KLINK, 490 00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:04,777 YOUR 10:30'S HERE. 491 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:07,780 YOU HEAR THAT? DO YOU HEAR THAT? 492 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,516 I MEAN, I... 493 00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,884 WOULD LOVE TO JUST SIT-- 494 00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:16,856 JUST TO S-SIT HERE AND TALK WITH YOU... 495 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,257 ALL AFTERNOON. 496 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,258 [SIGHS] 497 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:24,664 BUT IF I RUN EVEN 5 MINUTES OVER ON ONE SESSION, 498 00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:27,700 MY WHOLE WEEK COULD BE THROWN OFF. 499 00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:29,836 HELL, THE REST OF MY LIFE. 500 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:31,738 YOU KNOW... 501 00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:34,941 I'D GLADLY RECOMMEND TO YOU SOMEONE ELSE. 502 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:38,277 UM, THIS IS A LIST OF QUALIFIED 503 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:42,181 MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONALS IN BOISE. 504 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:58,030 [DOOR CLOSES] 505 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,036 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 506 00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,972 MELI-- 507 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:09,642 DR. KLINK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 508 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,210 I'M CHASING AFTER YOU. 509 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:12,645 WHAT ABOUT YOUR 10:30? 510 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:15,114 NO, JUST-- I JUST, UH... 511 00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:20,286 WELL, I... 512 00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:22,889 I LEFT MY WIFE, AND... 513 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:26,158 SINCE YOU'RE NOT MY--MY PATIENT 514 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:27,293 AND SINCE THIS... 515 00:25:27,326 --> 00:25:31,330 WELL, SINCE THIS ISN'T MY OFFICE, 516 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,700 I... 517 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,944 [ALARM BELL RINGING] 518 00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:53,753 IT'S STUCK AGAIN. 519 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,222 MMM. DR. KLINK-- 520 00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:57,123 NO. ROGER. 521 00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:58,658 THAT WAS SO THERAPEUTIC. 522 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:02,228 LISTEN, WE--YOU SHOULDN'T CALL ME DR. KLINK. 523 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:05,197 IT MIGHT GIVE PEOPLE THE WRONG IMPRESSION. 524 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,799 I--MMM. 525 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,869 BUT I--I FEEL SO FREE AND OPEN. 526 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,904 I WISH DAN HAD COME WITH ME. 527 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:14,774 I MEAN, MAYBE HE COULD BENEFIT FROM YOUR EXPERTISE. 528 00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:16,976 I DON'T FEEL DEPRESSED AT ALL! 529 00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:17,944 [POUNDING] HELLO! 530 00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:19,912 SHH. DON'T TALK. 531 00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:24,617 Dispatch: BREAKER 1-12... 532 00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:26,986 UH... 533 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,222 ARE YOU FOLKS OK? YOU SEEM FLUSHED 534 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:31,824 AND OUT OF BREATH. NO. 535 00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:33,793 SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, DR. KLINK. 536 00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:35,628 UH, ROGER. 537 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:42,234 I-I'M NOT ACTUALLY HER DOCTOR. IT'S A... 538 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:47,640 A FIGURE OF SPEECH. 539 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:55,715 Melinda: HE'S A GENIUS. 540 00:26:55,748 --> 00:26:57,149 HIS METHOD IS SO SUBTLE. 541 00:26:57,183 --> 00:26:59,986 IT SNEAKED RIGHT UP ON ME. 542 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:01,988 WHAT DID HE DO, EXACTLY? 543 00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:04,256 HE GOT ME TO TALK. 544 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:04,991 SORT OF. 545 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:07,093 HOW MANY SESSIONS HAVE YOU HAD? 546 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,828 JUST THE ONE. 547 00:27:08,861 --> 00:27:10,897 WHAT A MAN. 548 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:11,798 [GIGGLES] 549 00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:13,065 HE IS A GENIUS. 550 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:15,301 Dan: HEY, UH, HI. 551 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:16,235 WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS? 552 00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:19,739 AM I A PART OF THIS THERAPY STUFF, OR WHAT? 553 00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:26,879 "MAS--MASTERING MASTURBATION"? 554 00:27:26,913 --> 00:27:29,048 OH, IT'S A WONDERFUL GUIDE-- 555 00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:30,382 TECHNIQUES, FANTASY GAMES, 556 00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:33,119 LUBRICANTS, ALL IN HISTORICAL CONTEXT. 557 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:36,388 DID YOU KNOW THAT EDISON WAS AN AVID MASTURBATOR? 558 00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:37,924 IT'S WHERE HE GOT HIS BEST IDEAS. 559 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:41,127 NO, E-EDISON STOLE HIS BEST IDEAS. 560 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,896 WHATEVER. MAYBE IT WAS EINSTEIN. 561 00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:44,931 HEH HEH. 562 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:47,066 YOU LOOK FABULOUS. 563 00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:52,972 [BEEP] 564 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:57,744 POSSIBLE DISSERTATION SUBJECT-- ORGASMS AND HAPPINESS. 565 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:00,813 WHY IS IT ALL THE WORLD SEEMS ROSY-- 566 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:01,580 [INTERCOM BEEPS] 567 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:04,450 IT'S DR. PAIGE, REGARDING MELINDA. 568 00:28:05,451 --> 00:28:06,252 [BEEP] 569 00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:07,787 I'LL CALL HER BACK. 570 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,455 SHE'S ON HER WAY IN. 571 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,724 YOU SON OF A BITCH. I CANNOT BELIEVE 572 00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,726 WHAT YOU DID WITH MELINDA CARMICHAEL. 573 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,894 SHE TOLD YOU? 574 00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:17,296 TOLD ME?! IT'S ALL OVER HER FACE. 575 00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:19,932 I NEVER TOOK ANY MONEY, AND ALL I DID 576 00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,034 WAS A PRELIMINARY INTERVIEW, SO TECHNICALLY SHE-- 577 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:26,038 IT'S ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL. 578 00:28:26,773 --> 00:28:27,539 REALLY? 579 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:29,408 NOW THE BIG CHALLENGE IS TO SOMEHOW 580 00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:31,043 GET THESE 2 PEOPLE TO RECONNECT 581 00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,912 EMOTIONALLY AND SEXUALLY. 582 00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:34,313 CAN I BUY YOU LUNCH? 583 00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:35,047 TODAY? UH... 584 00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:38,450 WELL, I'M SEEING MRS. CARMICHAEL. 585 00:28:38,484 --> 00:28:40,953 DURING LUNCHTIME. 586 00:28:40,987 --> 00:28:42,922 OHH! OH, DR. KLINK, 587 00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:44,957 ROGER. ROGER. 588 00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:47,026 CALL ME ROGER. 589 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,494 OHH. OHH! 590 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:51,831 OH! OH, DR. KLINK! 591 00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:53,099 OHH! LOOK! 592 00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:55,534 OHH! A HELICOPTER. 593 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:58,470 [BOTH MOANING] 594 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:05,277 WOW. 595 00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:09,515 MAYBE IT WAS A TRANSPLANT. 596 00:29:09,548 --> 00:29:10,950 WHAT? 597 00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:12,551 THE HELICOPTER... 598 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:17,289 WAS CARRYING A LITTLE WHITE ICE CHEST 599 00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:19,525 WITH A RED CROSS ON IT. 600 00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:21,327 IMAGINE WAKING UP 601 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:25,031 WITH A WHOLE NEW HEART, DR. KLINK. 602 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:28,300 PLEASE, CALL ME ROGER. 603 00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:31,871 OHH. DANNY AND ME USED TO HAVE 604 00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:34,006 SO MUCH IN COMMON. 605 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,275 EVERYTHING WE DID TOGETHER 606 00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:40,279 WAS MAKING LOVE, NOT JUST SEX, 607 00:29:40,312 --> 00:29:42,548 BUT COOKING TOGETHER. 608 00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:47,019 AND THEN WE TOOK A TRIP TO SALT LAKE CITY, 609 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:51,290 AND HE WAS LIKE MY--MY BIG BROTHER 610 00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:53,159 AND MY FRIEND AND... 611 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,894 I... LOVER ALL ROLLED INTO... 612 00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:56,528 I DON'T--OK. WE HAVE TO TALK. 613 00:29:56,562 --> 00:30:01,834 I JUST--I'VE GOTTA LISTEN TO PATIENTS ALL AFTERNOON. 614 00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:04,236 I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU... 615 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:07,006 I-- THAT I FELT SO GOOD 616 00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:09,341 SINCE LAST WEEK'S SESSION 617 00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:12,211 THAT I TOLD DANNY ABOUT US. 618 00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:13,079 YOU WHAT? YES. 619 00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:16,983 YOU--YOU TOLD YOUR HUSBAND ABOUT US?! 620 00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:20,119 OHH! OH, MY GOD! 621 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:22,989 IT WAS AMAZING AND SPONTANEOUS, 622 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:23,856 LIKE WE USED TO BE. 623 00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:27,126 WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! 624 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,128 YOU SCREWED THAT COCKTAIL WAITRESS. 625 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:33,065 BUT IT WASN'T SPONTANEOUS OR AMAZING! 626 00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:33,732 AAH! 627 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:35,167 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD HIM. 628 00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:36,635 BUT YOU--YOU TALKED ABOUT HONESTY. 629 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,971 NO. NO, NO, NO. DR. PAIGE TALKS ABOUT HONESTY. 630 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:42,174 I'M STILL ON THE FENCE. SOME LYING IS GOOD. 631 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,543 YOU DIDN'T GIVE HIM THE DETAILS. 632 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:46,512 WOW. ELEVATOR SEX. 633 00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:50,549 DAMN. I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED MELINDA'S SPUNK. 634 00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:51,083 LARRY! 635 00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:53,152 NOW YOU'RE EVEN, BRO. 636 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:53,953 [GASPS] 637 00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:55,487 HOW DID HE TAKE IT? 638 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:56,488 HE FOLLOWED ME HERE. 639 00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:59,291 HE WHAT? SHH, SHH. SHH, SHH. 640 00:31:03,996 --> 00:31:06,865 I DON'T NOTICE-- IS--AHH? 641 00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:16,909 OH, G--JE--[SPUTTERS] 642 00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:19,545 MELINDA, I-- 643 00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:22,949 IT'S OVER, YOU AND ME. IT'S... 644 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:25,017 DAN NEEDS YOU. HE LOVES YOU. 645 00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:28,020 HE FOLLOWED YOU HERE. ISN'T THAT ROMANTIC? 646 00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:29,055 LISTEN... 647 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:32,424 TAKE WHAT YOU'VE GOTTEN OUT OF OUR TIME TOGETHER. 648 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:34,961 FOCUS IT BACK ON DAN. 649 00:31:34,994 --> 00:31:35,962 ARE YOU SAYING THAT 650 00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:38,130 AS MY LOVER OR MY THERAPIST? 651 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:39,231 THERAPIST. 652 00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:42,634 I MEAN, IF I WAS YOUR THERAPIST, WHICH I'M NOT, BUT... 653 00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:45,071 YOU KNOW, WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON. 654 00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:46,572 THIS ISN'T A RELATIONSHIP 655 00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:47,639 BASED ON MUTUAL RESPECT 656 00:31:47,673 --> 00:31:49,241 OR UNDERSTANDING OR COMMON INTERESTS. 657 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:52,378 IT'S BASED ON SEX. THAT'S ALL. AHH. 658 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:53,279 TAKE IT. UHH. 659 00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,714 OH, MY GOD. WE COME FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS. 660 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:58,017 I'VE GOT A PhD, FOR GOD SAKES. 661 00:31:58,050 --> 00:32:00,987 YOU PROBABLY BARELY GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL. 662 00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:02,021 I HAVE AN A.A. 663 00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:03,189 FROM BOISE COMMUNITY COLLEGE 664 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:05,024 AND A-- AND A CERTIFICATE 665 00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:05,891 OF PHYSICAL THERAPY! 666 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,360 EXACTLY. THE TWO OF YOU ARE MORE SUITED. 667 00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:10,162 YOU'RE P-PERFECT FOR ONE ANOTH-- 668 00:32:10,196 --> 00:32:13,966 GO HOME TO WHAT'S HIS--DAN. 669 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,601 MMM! 670 00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:17,136 [GRUNTS] 671 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:23,275 DIVORCED? 672 00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:26,545 BUT YOU TWO WERE DOING MUCH BETTER. 673 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:30,182 I WISH YOU'D NEVER SENT ME TO SEE DR. KLINK. 674 00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:33,719 MMM. THERAPY CAN BE VERY INTENSE. 675 00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:34,686 ESPECIALLY ORAL THERAPY. 676 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,621 DAN, DON'T BE CRASS. 677 00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:36,989 CRASS? IT'S PRETTY DAMN CRASS 678 00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:38,624 WITHOUT ME SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 679 00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:41,093 YOU HAD--THEY HAD SEX IN AN ELEVATOR. 680 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:42,728 WHAT? WHO DID? 681 00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:43,595 DR. KLINK AND ME. 682 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:46,098 YOU SLEPT WITH DR. KLINK IN AN ELEVATOR? 683 00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:46,999 OH, YEAH, THEY SLEPT. 684 00:32:47,033 --> 00:32:48,767 LIKE A COUPLE OF DOGS IN HEAT, THEY SLEPT. 685 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,669 YOU'RE DISGUSTING! AT LEAST I DIDN'T HAVE TO 686 00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:53,039 BEND OVER BACKWARDS TO GET HIM AROUSED. 687 00:32:53,072 --> 00:32:55,774 OH, I THOUGHT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID DO 688 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,709 BASTARD! I WANTED THIS TO WORK OUT. 689 00:32:57,743 --> 00:33:00,546 WAS THE ELEVATOR YOUR IDEA OR HIS? 690 00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:02,148 Dan: DOES IT MATTER? 691 00:33:02,181 --> 00:33:02,681 HEH. 692 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:04,516 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 693 00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:07,619 IN THE ELEVATOR. IN THE ELEVATOR. 694 00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:08,620 EMILY, IT JUST HAPPENED. 695 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:11,023 SHE WASN'T TECHNICALLY MY PATIENT. 696 00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:12,491 OH, SAVE IT FOR THE BOARD! 697 00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:14,026 YOU DIDN'T TELL THE BOARD. 698 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:16,728 OF COURSE I TOLD THE BOARD. 699 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:18,064 THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! 700 00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:20,799 [SLAMS GAVEL] KINDLY KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. 701 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:23,669 THE AMOUNT IS REGULATED BY THE BYLAWS. 702 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:28,440 SPECIFICALLY NUMBER 47 CALLS FOR FINES OF UP TO $25 703 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:29,508 FOR INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR. 704 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,276 INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR?! 705 00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,544 HE WAS HAVING SEX WITH HIS PATIENT 706 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:33,379 IN AN ELEVATOR. 707 00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:36,482 AH. SHE WASN'T TECHNICALLY HIS PATIENT. 708 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,384 THE MINUTE SHE WALKED INTO HIS OFFICE, 709 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:39,051 SHE WAS HIS PATIENT. 710 00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:40,486 NO, NO. TECHNICALLY SHE WAS 711 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:41,753 YOUR PATIENT, DR. PAIGE. 712 00:33:41,787 --> 00:33:42,388 MY PATIENT?! 713 00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:44,290 I THINK THE FINE IS FAIR. 714 00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:46,058 I WAS FINED 250 BUCKS 715 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:47,193 FOR ADVERTISING ON A BUS BENCH. 716 00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:50,662 HE'S FINED $25 FOR SCREWING IN AN ELEVATOR. 717 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:53,432 BYLINE 17 IS VERY SPECIFIC 718 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:54,166 WITH REGARDS TO 719 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,601 PERMISSIBLE OUTDOOR ADVERTISING. 720 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:57,669 A HOOKER COSTS MORE THAN THAT. 721 00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:59,238 DR. PAIGE, THAT'S ENOUGH. 722 00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:00,038 IT IS MORE THAN ENOUGH. 723 00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:03,509 WHO SHOULD I MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO? 724 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:04,210 YOU HURT ME, ROGER. 725 00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:05,811 ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS CALL ME. 726 00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:07,313 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL ME? 727 00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:08,480 I'M SORRY, EMILY. 728 00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:10,082 YOU WILL BE. 729 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:16,188 HEH. 730 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:20,426 I REALLY AM SORRY, EMILY. 731 00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:21,293 LET BYGONES BE BYGONES? 732 00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:23,562 LISTEN, BUSTER. YOU'RE NOT OFF THE HOOK. 733 00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:26,565 YOU'RE GOING DOWN. YOU WILL LOSE EVERYTHING-- 734 00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:27,699 MONEY, YOUR LICENSE. 735 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:31,437 BY THE TIME THIS IS OVER, YOU WILL NEVER PRACTICE AGAIN. 736 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:33,439 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 737 00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:34,440 NOSTA. 738 00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:36,308 NOSTA. 739 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,782 WHAT THE HECK IS A NOSTA? 740 00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:44,816 N.O.S.T.A. 741 00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:47,719 THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION TO STOP THERAPIST ABUSE. 742 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:48,887 NATIONAL? I DON'T KNOW 743 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,523 IF THIS IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 744 00:34:51,557 --> 00:34:53,225 I REALLY JUST WANT DANNY BACK. 745 00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:56,262 WE NEED TO TEACH DR. KLINK A LESSON. 746 00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:56,828 DANNY. 747 00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:57,796 HI, MEL. [SPRAYS] 748 00:34:57,829 --> 00:34:59,631 OK, LET ME DO ALL THE TALKING. 749 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:03,569 WAIT, WHAT LAW SCHOOL WAS IT YOU SAID YOU WENT TO? 750 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:04,136 CAREFUL, TOOTS. 751 00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:05,371 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SENT 752 00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:06,104 MY VULNERABLE SISTER-IN-LAW 753 00:35:06,138 --> 00:35:07,773 INTO THE ARMS OF THAT DR. KRINK. 754 00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:10,209 IT'S KLINK, LARRY, AND SHUT UP! 755 00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:11,843 YOU SHOULD HAVE TALKED TO ME 756 00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:12,644 BEFORE YOU CALLED ANYONE. 757 00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:15,814 WE'RE GONNA NAIL THAT SON OF A BITCH. 758 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,449 THERE SHE IS. 759 00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:19,751 CONSUELA ANN BARKER, ESQUIRE, 760 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:21,653 OF BARKER, BARKER, BEACONS & BAUER, 761 00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:22,621 WHO REPRESENT NOSTA. 762 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:25,524 I'M THE SECOND BARKER. YOU CAN CALL ME CONNIE. 763 00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:26,825 YOU MUST BE THE VICTIM. 764 00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:29,195 LAWRENCE P. CARMICHAEL, ESQUIRE, A.B.D. 765 00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:30,796 I'LL BE HANDLING ALL NEGOTIATIONS. 766 00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:32,698 WE'LL HEAR YOUR PROPOSAL. 767 00:35:32,731 --> 00:35:33,765 LET ME REMIND YOU YOU ARE 768 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:36,535 THE VERY FIRST NATIONAL ABUSE GROUP WE'VE CONTACTED, 769 00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:38,837 SO WE'RE LOOKING FOR A COMPETITIVE PREEMPTIVE FIGURE 770 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:42,341 WHICH WILL ACT AS A DETERRENT TO OTHER ADVOCACY GROUPS 771 00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:45,344 WHICH WE MAY BE INCLINED TO GO. 772 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:46,278 TO. 773 00:35:46,312 --> 00:35:48,647 A.B.D.? 774 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,316 ALL BUT DEGREE. MY CLIENT-- 775 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:51,617 TAKE A POWDER, LAWRENCE. 776 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:52,351 THIS IS A SERIOUS SITUATION. 777 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:55,153 YOU ARE WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. 778 00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:56,355 [BLOWS] 779 00:35:56,388 --> 00:35:57,823 TAKE YOUR PET MONKEY WITH YOU. 780 00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:58,657 JUST A SECOND. 781 00:35:58,690 --> 00:35:59,425 THAT'S MY HUSBAND. 782 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,827 I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU PRIVATELY, 783 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:02,761 WITHOUT THE PEANUT GALLERY. 784 00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:05,264 Connie: IT'S PRECISELY THESE GRAY-ZONE CASES 785 00:36:05,297 --> 00:36:06,332 THAT WE MUST WIN. 786 00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:07,833 WE NEED TO SEND A MESSAGE, 787 00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:08,534 A STRONG MESSAGE. 788 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:09,868 WE'LL HAVE TO PROVE THE DOCTOR 789 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,337 TOOK ADVANTAGE OF YOUR FRAGILE EGO 790 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,404 AND LURED YOU INTO 791 00:36:12,438 --> 00:36:14,540 PSYCHOSEXUAL EMOTIONAL BONDAGE. 792 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:15,173 PSYCHO WHAT? 793 00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:16,842 HE IS A MASTER MANIPULATOR. 794 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,910 IT IS THAT QUIET, LOST PUPPY QUALITY. 795 00:36:18,944 --> 00:36:21,380 I FELT AN ATTRACTION FOR DR. KLINK. 796 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:23,549 TRANSFERENCE REFERS TO STRONG FEELINGS 797 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:24,650 THAT THE PATIENT-- YOU-- 798 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,318 ERRONEOUSLY TRANSFERS TO A THERAPIST-- 799 00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:28,487 DR. KLINK--BUT WHICH IN FACT ORIGINATED 800 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,755 OUT OF EARLIER RELATIONSHIPS. 801 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:32,358 YOU MEAN LIKE WITH MY HUSBAND, MAYBE? 802 00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:34,760 [BANGING, GRUNTING] 803 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:38,764 PERHAPS AN EVEN EARLIER RELATIONSHIP. 804 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,468 AHH. HOT. 805 00:36:42,501 --> 00:36:43,569 MELINDA, WHERE DID THIS 806 00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:44,770 IMMORAL CONGRESS TRANSPIRE? 807 00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:45,704 IMMORAL CONGRESS? 808 00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:46,838 IN A GODDAMN ELEVATOR. 809 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:47,873 ELEVATOR SEX. WHEW. 810 00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:49,241 AND IN HIS OFFICE. 811 00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:50,008 ON HIS COUCH? 812 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:50,942 AND ON THE DESK. 813 00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:51,910 MMM. AND WHY DID YOU GO 814 00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:53,512 TO DR. KLINK IN THE FIRST PLACE? 815 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:54,646 DR. PAIGE SENT ME TO HIM. 816 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:58,584 SHE SAID HE WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY. 817 00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:02,888 HE'S--HE'S A SPECIALIST, A DEPRESSION EXPERT. 818 00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:04,890 WE MET AT A COMMUNICATION CONFERENCE, AND-- 819 00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:06,958 WE'LL GET IT ALL IN THE DEPOSITION. 820 00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:07,759 MY DEPOSITION? 821 00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:08,894 YOU'RE A KEY WITNESS. 822 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,763 OK, LET'S, UH, SKIP THE ELEVATOR FOR NOW. 823 00:37:11,797 --> 00:37:13,565 TAKE ME THROUGH THIS COUCH COUPLING. 824 00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:16,468 WELL, IT'S--IT'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSING. 825 00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:18,870 UM, WE STARTED ON THE DESK. 826 00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:21,039 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE NAME EZRI STOVALL? 827 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:24,876 HE IS THE MALPRACTICE INSURANCE GO-TO GUY 828 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:25,577 IN THIS REGION. 829 00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:28,714 HE RARELY LOSES, NEVER SETTLES. 830 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:31,417 HE WILL BE RUTHLESS. 831 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:33,051 NOW, I KNOW THIS IS DIFFICULT, 832 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,521 BUT IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU RECALL 833 00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:36,254 THE EXACT DETAILS 834 00:37:36,288 --> 00:37:38,924 AND SPECIFIC SEQUENCE OF EVENTS. 835 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:41,927 [SIGHS] WELL, UM, IT'S A LITTLE HAZY, 836 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,830 BUT I KNOW HE, DR. KLINK, 837 00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:45,831 WENT DOWN ON ME. 838 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:47,366 CUNNILINGUS. YOU OK? 839 00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:48,834 WHAT ELSE DID HE DO? 840 00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:50,402 I WENT DOWN ON HIM. 841 00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:51,002 FELLATIO! 842 00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:52,404 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK 843 00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:54,506 WE WANNA PLAY THIS ORAL SEX CARD. 844 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:56,442 IT'S ILLEGAL IN THIS STATE. 845 00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:57,042 IT IS? 846 00:37:57,075 --> 00:37:58,009 IT'S SODOMY. 847 00:37:58,043 --> 00:37:58,944 ORAL SEX IS SODOMY? 848 00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:01,780 "TO CARNALLY KNOW ANY MALE OR FEMALE PERSON 849 00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:03,315 BY THE ANUS OR MOUTH." 850 00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:04,616 IT'S A CLASS-A MISDEMEANOR. 851 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:06,318 I DON'T WANNA HURT DR. KLINK. 852 00:38:06,352 --> 00:38:08,019 I JUST WANTED TO SAVE MY MARRIAGE. 853 00:38:08,053 --> 00:38:09,921 BEING WITH DR. KLINK MADE ME REALIZE 854 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:12,624 HOW MUCH DANNY AND ME HAVE IN COMMON. 855 00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:14,460 WE WILL CRUSH DR. KLINK. 856 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:17,963 LOOK AT YOU. MY GOD, JUST LOOK AT YOU. 857 00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:19,331 DR. PAIGE IS RIGHT. 858 00:38:19,365 --> 00:38:20,899 YOU POOR, PATHETIC WOMAN. 859 00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:22,968 HE'S DESTROYED YOU. 860 00:38:26,538 --> 00:38:27,473 [CLINK] 861 00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:28,507 NICE SHOT. 862 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,576 HEY. HI. 863 00:38:31,477 --> 00:38:32,444 MIND IF I SIT? 864 00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:35,414 IT'S A FREE BAR. HEH HEH. 865 00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:38,750 THAT LADY LAWYER THINKS A DIVORCE 866 00:38:38,784 --> 00:38:40,752 WOULD BE GREAT FOR OUR CASE. 867 00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:43,088 I DON'T WANT A DIVORCE, MEL. 868 00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:44,723 NO? 869 00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:45,557 NO. 870 00:38:45,591 --> 00:38:50,028 I--I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP SEEING HIM. 871 00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:52,431 I'M NOT SEEING HIM. 872 00:38:52,464 --> 00:38:55,667 SO YOU DON'T WANT TO SPLIT UP? 873 00:38:55,701 --> 00:38:57,469 NO. NO, NOT AT ALL. 874 00:38:57,503 --> 00:38:58,670 WE CAN'T SPLIT UP, MEL. 875 00:38:58,704 --> 00:39:01,773 YOU AND I, WE'RE LIKE-- WE'RE LIKE A TEAM. 876 00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:04,910 SIEGFRIED & ROY, HALL & OATES, HAM AND CHEESE. 877 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:06,778 I'M SORRY I STRAYED, 878 00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:08,880 BUT YOU KIND OF OPENED THE DOOR. 879 00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:11,082 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. 880 00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:12,017 THE TRUTH IS, MEL, I-- 881 00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:13,585 SHH. LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT. 882 00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:17,055 WATER DOWN THE DRAIN, DAN. WATER DOWN THE DRAIN. 883 00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:23,128 [NOT READING ALOUD] 884 00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:26,665 [CLICKS PEN] 885 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:27,999 HEY, HOW'S THAT DIVORCE COMING? 886 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:30,969 UH, PLEASE, COUNSEL, LET'S NOT LOSE SIGHT 887 00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:34,440 OF THE HUMAN ELEMENT IN THIS TRAGEDY. 888 00:39:34,473 --> 00:39:36,908 YOU KNOW, A DIVORCE WOULD REALLY HELP OUR CASE. 889 00:39:36,942 --> 00:39:39,745 [WHISPERING] I'm working on it. 890 00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:41,046 THIS IS JOEL JOHNSON JR. 891 00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:43,482 HE'S WITH BEERQUIST, ANGSTHALL & COX. 892 00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:46,818 JOEL IS OUR POINT MAN HERE IN... 893 00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:49,054 BOISE. 894 00:39:49,087 --> 00:39:50,055 BOISE. 895 00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:50,722 BOISE. 896 00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:52,824 JOEL'S COME UP WITH A FIGURE. 897 00:39:52,858 --> 00:39:56,795 HOW MUCH MONEY WERE YOU HOPING TO SEE? 898 00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:07,439 $30,000. 899 00:40:07,473 --> 00:40:08,907 HEH. MILLION. 900 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:11,877 IT'S $30 MILLION. 901 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,545 $30 MILLION? 902 00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:14,813 $30 MILLION? 903 00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:16,748 YOU'VE HIT THE JACKPOT, MELINDA. 904 00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:18,149 WHOO-HOO! YEAH. 905 00:40:18,183 --> 00:40:20,852 DR. KLINK DOESN'T HAVE $30 MILLION. 906 00:40:20,886 --> 00:40:23,121 NO, DR. KLINK HAS MALPRACTICE INSURANCE, 907 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:25,156 AND THEY'VE GOT $30 MILLION. 908 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:25,924 Emily: DEAR GOD. 909 00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:28,860 I HAD NO IDEA IT WOULD BE SO MUCH. 910 00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:31,730 THERE'S NOT A BETTER PERSON SHE COULD HAVE SCREWED. 911 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:32,498 EXCEPT HER PRIEST. 912 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:33,899 CATHOLICS PAY A SHITLOAD OF MONEY 913 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:35,634 TO KEEP THIS KIND OF CRAP DOWN. 914 00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:37,669 I'M GONNA GET $30 MILLION 915 00:40:37,703 --> 00:40:39,771 FOR HAVING SEX WITH DR. KLINK? 916 00:40:39,805 --> 00:40:40,772 IN AN ELEVATOR. 917 00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:41,940 AND ON HIS DESK. 918 00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:43,141 $30 MILLION. 919 00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:45,143 MINUS 30% CONTINGENCY, 920 00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:47,579 50% IF WE WIN ON APPEAL. 921 00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:49,848 HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU THINK 922 00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:51,917 A DIVORCE MIGHT NET? 923 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:54,820 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 924 00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:57,556 [CAR ENGINE REVVING] 925 00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:08,800 WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SUING ME? 926 00:41:08,834 --> 00:41:10,001 UM... 927 00:41:10,035 --> 00:41:12,804 BECAUSE... 928 00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:15,841 YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF MY FRAGILE EGO 929 00:41:15,874 --> 00:41:18,209 AND GOT ME IN A PSYCHOEMOTIONAL, 930 00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:20,011 SEXUAL THING. 931 00:41:20,045 --> 00:41:20,779 WHAT? 932 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,113 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A WALK, KLINK, 933 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:22,981 BEFORE I CALL THE COPS. 934 00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:24,850 OH, IF IT ISN'T THE ERECTIONLESS WONDER, 935 00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:26,718 MR. HAPPY! 936 00:41:26,752 --> 00:41:28,153 YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT MR. HAPPY? 937 00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:30,889 DR. KLINK, I TOLD YOU THAT IN THERAPY. 938 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:31,990 FIRST OF ALL, IT'S ROGER. 939 00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:35,226 SECONDLY, IT WASN'T THERAPY. YOU WERE NEVER MY PATIENT. 940 00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:38,897 WHY DON'T YOU TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, MR. MAJESTIC? 941 00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:41,900 YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT MR. MAJESTIC? 942 00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:42,834 DAN IS MY HUSBAND. 943 00:41:42,868 --> 00:41:44,836 I TELL HIM EVERYTHING. 944 00:41:44,870 --> 00:41:45,737 ARE YOU SCREWING YET? 945 00:41:45,771 --> 00:41:48,840 THERE'S MORE TO OUR RELATIONSHIP THAN SEX. 946 00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:50,876 THERE BETTER BE WITH MR. LIMPY HERE. 947 00:41:50,909 --> 00:41:52,811 YOU SON OF A... 948 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,846 UNH! DANNY! 949 00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:58,016 WHOA, WHOA. HEY, HEY. 950 00:41:58,049 --> 00:41:59,017 COME ON. 951 00:41:59,050 --> 00:41:59,951 COME ON. 952 00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:01,987 I HOPE YOU FIGHT BETTER THAN-- 953 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,822 AAH! AAH! 954 00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:06,291 LET GO! NO. 955 00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:08,794 COME ON, HONEY. COME ON. 956 00:42:08,827 --> 00:42:11,129 WHY'D YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM ABOUT MR. HAPPY? 957 00:42:11,162 --> 00:42:12,731 IT'S OK. HE'S A DOCTOR. 958 00:42:12,764 --> 00:42:13,565 DON'T SUE ME, MELINDA. 959 00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:16,134 I'LL LOSE MY LICENSE. IT'S ALL I HAVE. 960 00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:19,104 I'M SORRY. GOOD-BYE, DR. KLINK. 961 00:42:19,137 --> 00:42:20,839 COME ON. ROGER. 962 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:22,908 CALL ME ROGER. 963 00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:25,911 [OPERA PLAYING] 964 00:42:25,944 --> 00:42:31,750 EZRI STOVALL WILL CRUSH HER LIKE A BUG. 965 00:42:35,353 --> 00:42:37,222 WE'VE GOTTA NIP THIS KIND 966 00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:39,991 OF FRIVOLOUS LITIGATION IN THE BUD. 967 00:42:40,025 --> 00:42:40,859 PEOPLE HAVE TO START 968 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:43,929 TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEIR ACTIONS. 969 00:42:43,962 --> 00:42:45,864 WHY'D YOU STOP SLEEPING TOGETHER? 970 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:46,765 MAKES IT SEEM LIKE 971 00:42:46,798 --> 00:42:49,935 YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING WRONG. 972 00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:51,069 IT WAS AN ABSOLUTE TABOO. 973 00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:53,872 A THERAPIST CAN NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A PATIENT. 974 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,774 THE MOMENT YOU TWO SCREWED, 975 00:42:55,807 --> 00:42:57,843 SHE BECAME YOUR LOVER, 976 00:42:57,876 --> 00:43:00,278 THEREBY MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE 977 00:43:00,311 --> 00:43:03,849 FOR HER TO EVER BE YOUR PATIENT. 978 00:43:03,882 --> 00:43:04,883 WHERE'D YOU BONE HER? 979 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:06,985 WE MADE LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR. 980 00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:08,954 ELEVATOR SEX. I--PSSH. 981 00:43:08,987 --> 00:43:11,289 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 982 00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:13,959 I'M IN ELEVATORS ALL THE TIME. 983 00:43:13,992 --> 00:43:16,662 I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 984 00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:18,997 HOW LONG WOULD SOMETHING LIKE THAT TAKE? 985 00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:20,866 IT WAS OVER PRETTY QUICKLY. 986 00:43:20,899 --> 00:43:22,100 MECHANICAL FAILURE? 987 00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:24,169 OH, NO. SHE HIT THE STOP. 988 00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:27,773 OR, UH, M-MAYBE I DID. 989 00:43:27,806 --> 00:43:30,308 IS THIS REALLY IMPORTANT? 990 00:43:30,341 --> 00:43:32,811 EVERY DETAIL IS IMPORTANT. 991 00:43:32,844 --> 00:43:34,646 YOU NEED BOOZE? 992 00:43:35,146 --> 00:43:35,947 JURIES ARE FICKLE. 993 00:43:35,981 --> 00:43:38,283 SOMETHING COULD COME OUT AT THE TRIAL, 994 00:43:38,316 --> 00:43:41,653 AND YOU'LL BE SCREWED. 995 00:43:41,687 --> 00:43:42,788 ANY WITNESSES? 996 00:43:42,821 --> 00:43:43,454 OTHER PASSENGERS? 997 00:43:43,488 --> 00:43:45,190 NO, OF C-- NO, OF COURSE NOT. 998 00:43:45,223 --> 00:43:46,858 HOW ABOUT A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA? 999 00:43:46,892 --> 00:43:48,827 [WHACK] OH, JESUS. 1000 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:52,831 WELL, THERE MAY NOT BE ONE IF THE ELEVATOR'S OLD ENOUGH. 1001 00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:54,399 PLEASE, GOD. 1002 00:43:54,432 --> 00:43:58,870 OK, SO, YOU'RE BALLIN' HER. 1003 00:43:59,237 --> 00:44:01,106 DID YOU EJACULATE? 1004 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,942 W--UH, IS THERE ANY WAY NOT TO? 1005 00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:06,778 NOT THAT I'VE FOUND. 1006 00:44:08,446 --> 00:44:11,983 DID SHE MENTION ANY OTHER THERAPISTS SHE'S SLEPT WITH? 1007 00:44:12,017 --> 00:44:14,820 OTHER MEMBERS OF THE HIPPOCRATIC ARTS? 1008 00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:17,956 ORTHODONTISTS? PODIATRISTS? 1009 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:18,690 CLERGY? 1010 00:44:18,724 --> 00:44:20,992 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T THINK SO. 1011 00:44:21,026 --> 00:44:22,861 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 1012 00:44:22,894 --> 00:44:25,063 HOW MANY OTHER NONPATIENT PATIENTS 1013 00:44:25,096 --> 00:44:26,431 HAVE YOU BANGED? NONE. 1014 00:44:26,464 --> 00:44:28,166 YOU BANGING YOUR RECEPTIONIST? 1015 00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:29,901 TIFF--NO. 1016 00:44:29,935 --> 00:44:33,872 WELL, LET EZRI STOVALL GET TO WORK. 1017 00:44:40,145 --> 00:44:40,678 CLAMMY. 1018 00:44:40,712 --> 00:44:42,814 HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH. 1019 00:44:42,848 --> 00:44:44,950 [PANTING] 1020 00:44:44,983 --> 00:44:46,351 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1021 00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:49,087 DON'T ANSWER IT, BABY. 1022 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,090 [RING] 1023 00:44:53,091 --> 00:44:54,993 OH. 1024 00:44:56,895 --> 00:44:57,829 HELLO. 1025 00:44:57,863 --> 00:44:58,997 HELEN, EZRI. 1026 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,331 HI. WHAT'S UP? 1027 00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:02,968 I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. YOU FREE? 1028 00:45:03,001 --> 00:45:04,803 AVAILABLE. NEVER FREE. 1029 00:45:04,836 --> 00:45:07,405 HA HA! NEVER GIVE IT AWAY, BABY. 1030 00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:08,106 [CHUCKLES] 1031 00:45:08,139 --> 00:45:10,041 IS THAT THAT SUMBITCH STOVALL? 1032 00:45:10,075 --> 00:45:11,342 SHE'S SPOKEN FOR! 1033 00:45:11,376 --> 00:45:13,244 SHH. THIS IS BUSINESS. 1034 00:45:13,278 --> 00:45:14,212 AHH. AHH. 1035 00:45:14,245 --> 00:45:15,981 I'M DEFENDING A HEADSHRINKER 1036 00:45:16,014 --> 00:45:18,917 WHO PUT HIS PECKER WHERE HE SHOULDN'T HAVE. 1037 00:45:18,950 --> 00:45:20,919 AND SHE'S SUING HIM. 1038 00:45:20,952 --> 00:45:21,820 BINGO. 1039 00:45:21,853 --> 00:45:22,854 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1040 00:45:22,888 --> 00:45:24,856 D-DON'T GET IT, BABY. 1041 00:45:24,890 --> 00:45:25,757 PLEASE. HOLD ON. 1042 00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:27,893 WE HAVEN'T WORKED IN A MONTH. 1043 00:45:27,926 --> 00:45:29,260 I CAN'T--I'M GONNA... 1044 00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:30,962 OWW! OH. 1045 00:45:30,996 --> 00:45:31,897 [RING] 1046 00:45:31,930 --> 00:45:33,999 [MOANING] 1047 00:45:37,002 --> 00:45:37,936 HELLO. 1048 00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:39,337 IS FELIX POTTER IN? 1049 00:45:39,370 --> 00:45:41,940 HE SURE IS. 1050 00:45:41,973 --> 00:45:44,943 AHH. GODDAMN. 1051 00:45:46,845 --> 00:45:47,779 YEAH, HELLO. 1052 00:45:47,813 --> 00:45:48,479 FELIX POTTER. UH-HUH. 1053 00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:50,215 CONNIE BARKER OUT OF CHICAGO. 1054 00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:50,849 JOEL JOHNSON OF 1055 00:45:50,882 --> 00:45:51,950 BEERQUIST, ANGSTHALL & COX 1056 00:45:51,983 --> 00:45:53,284 GAVE ME YOUR NUMBER. UH-HUH. 1057 00:45:53,318 --> 00:45:55,386 I'M LOOKING FOR A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR. 1058 00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:56,922 I'M REPRESENTING THE VICTIM 1059 00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:58,857 IN A THERAPIST ABUSE CASE. 1060 00:45:58,890 --> 00:45:59,891 WHAT DO YOU GOT, EZRI? 1061 00:45:59,925 --> 00:46:01,960 I NEED TO FIND OUT IF THERE'S ANYTHING IN HIS PAST 1062 00:46:01,993 --> 00:46:04,395 THAT MIGHT HURT US. WE'RE JUST STARTING DEPOSITIONS. 1063 00:46:04,429 --> 00:46:05,163 AHH. AHH. 1064 00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:06,998 Ezri and Connie: WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1065 00:46:07,032 --> 00:46:07,899 NOTHING. NOTHING. 1066 00:46:07,933 --> 00:46:08,733 TV. RADIO. 1067 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:09,801 Connie: HIS NAME IS KLINK, ROGER KLINK. 1068 00:46:09,835 --> 00:46:13,104 SHE'S MELINDA CARMICHAEL. THE SHRINK IS ROGER KLINK. 1069 00:46:13,138 --> 00:46:14,039 DR. KLINK? YEP. 1070 00:46:14,072 --> 00:46:14,873 WHAT'S HER NAME? 1071 00:46:14,906 --> 00:46:15,673 Connie and Helen: MELINDA CARMICHAEL. 1072 00:46:15,706 --> 00:46:17,375 [WHISPERING] We're on the same case. 1073 00:46:17,408 --> 00:46:18,944 Ezri: YOU'LL GET YOUR USUAL FEE, HELEN. 1074 00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:21,212 I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU ON A RETAINER, FELIX. 1075 00:46:21,246 --> 00:46:23,849 I NEED SOME DIRT ON DR. KLINK. 1076 00:46:23,882 --> 00:46:24,482 UH-HUH. 1077 00:46:24,515 --> 00:46:26,117 FAX ME EVERYTHING YOU GOT. 1078 00:46:26,151 --> 00:46:27,085 UH-HUH. OK, EZRI? 1079 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,553 I GOTTA GO. I'M THERE. 1080 00:46:28,586 --> 00:46:32,924 INTERESTING. 50 BUCKS AN HOUR, PLUS EXPENSES. 1081 00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:34,893 FAX ME AT THIS NUMBER. 1082 00:46:34,926 --> 00:46:36,895 FAX ME. FAX-- 1083 00:46:36,928 --> 00:46:39,530 AHH! 1084 00:46:41,032 --> 00:46:43,969 WE'RE WORKING THE SAME JOB AGAIN. 1085 00:46:44,002 --> 00:46:48,373 YOU SHOW ME YOURS, I'LL SHOW YOU MINE. 1086 00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:53,178 Ezri: HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR DEPOSITION 1087 00:46:53,211 --> 00:46:55,013 TAKEN BEFORE, MRS. CARMICHAEL? 1088 00:46:55,046 --> 00:46:55,881 NO. 1089 00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:57,015 DO YOU UNDERSTAND 1090 00:46:57,048 --> 00:46:59,017 THAT YOUR TESTIMONY HERE TODAY 1091 00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:00,151 IS GIVEN UNDER OATH 1092 00:47:00,185 --> 00:47:02,420 AND DONE JUST LIKE IN COURT? 1093 00:47:02,453 --> 00:47:05,924 SO DESPITE THE INFORMAL SETTING, 1094 00:47:05,957 --> 00:47:07,158 YOU ARE TESTIFYING 1095 00:47:07,192 --> 00:47:11,196 UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY. 1096 00:47:11,897 --> 00:47:12,497 [CLATTER] 1097 00:47:12,530 --> 00:47:13,631 I'M SORRY. THE TAPE JAMMED. 1098 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:16,935 I'LL NEED A MINUTE. 1099 00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:21,306 IT'S HIS FIRST DAY. 1100 00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:28,880 [WHISPERING] Is he gonna be here every day? 1101 00:47:28,914 --> 00:47:31,149 IT'S HIS RIGHT. 1102 00:47:34,085 --> 00:47:35,620 Videographer: GOT IT. 1103 00:47:35,653 --> 00:47:36,521 [WHIR] 1104 00:47:36,554 --> 00:47:38,123 NOW, MRS. CARMICHAEL, 1105 00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:39,657 WERE YOU CARNALLY INTIMATE 1106 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:40,658 WITH ROGER KLINK? 1107 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,627 CARNALLY INTIMATE? 1108 00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:43,962 SEXUALLY INTIMATE. 1109 00:47:43,995 --> 00:47:46,497 Melinda: UM, I GUESS SO. 1110 00:47:46,531 --> 00:47:49,334 I MEAN, WE HAD SEX. 1111 00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:52,971 WOULD YOU PLEASE DESCRIBE IN SPECIFIC DETAIL 1112 00:47:53,004 --> 00:47:53,972 THE FIRST OF THESE 1113 00:47:54,005 --> 00:47:55,573 DECOROUS UNIONS WITH ROGER KLINK? 1114 00:47:55,606 --> 00:47:56,474 INDECOROUS UNIONS, COUNSEL. 1115 00:47:56,507 --> 00:48:00,145 CONSENTING ADULTS ENGAGED IN FORNICATION-- 1116 00:48:00,178 --> 00:48:02,580 WHAT COULD BE MORE DECOROUS, COUNSEL? 1117 00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:05,951 HOW ABOUT IF, FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS DEPOSITION, 1118 00:48:05,984 --> 00:48:08,453 WE LET THE NOUN STAND ALONE, UNQUALIFIED? 1119 00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:11,222 UNION, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. 1120 00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:11,957 FINE. 1121 00:48:11,990 --> 00:48:13,925 MRS. CARMICHAEL, WOULD YOU PLEASE 1122 00:48:13,959 --> 00:48:18,196 WALK ME THROUGH THIS INITIAL UNION? 1123 00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:19,030 WHAT? 1124 00:48:19,064 --> 00:48:20,966 MR. STOVALL WOULD LIKE YOU TO DESCRIBE 1125 00:48:20,999 --> 00:48:23,401 YOUR FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH DR. KLINK. 1126 00:48:23,434 --> 00:48:25,203 ROGER KLINK. 1127 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:26,972 HE IS A DOCTOR, COUNSEL. 1128 00:48:27,005 --> 00:48:30,208 YES, COUNSEL, BUT NOT HER DOCTOR. 1129 00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:31,009 HOW ABOUT IF, 1130 00:48:31,042 --> 00:48:32,677 FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS DEPOSITION, 1131 00:48:32,710 --> 00:48:37,148 WE LET THE KLINK STAND ALONE, UNQUALIFIED? 1132 00:48:37,182 --> 00:48:39,050 FINE. 1133 00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:41,953 MRS. CARMICHAEL, 1134 00:48:41,987 --> 00:48:45,056 WHEN YOU'RE READY. 1135 00:48:45,723 --> 00:48:49,594 WELL, WE HAD, UM... 1136 00:48:49,627 --> 00:48:54,432 SEX IN THE ELEVATOR OF HIS BUILDING 1137 00:48:54,465 --> 00:48:56,534 BETWEEN FLOORS. 1138 00:48:56,567 --> 00:49:00,338 AND WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THIS UNION AS STANDARD? 1139 00:49:00,371 --> 00:49:01,973 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT, COUNSEL? 1140 00:49:02,007 --> 00:49:02,907 I'M TRYING TO ESTABLISH THE MODE 1141 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,576 BY WHICH THEY CARNALLY EXPRESSED THEMSELVES. 1142 00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:09,014 OH, YOU MEAN THE WAY IN WHICH THEY WERE CARNALLY EXPRESSIVE. 1143 00:49:09,047 --> 00:49:09,714 PRECISELY. 1144 00:49:09,747 --> 00:49:12,150 MISSIONARY? FRONT DOOR? 1145 00:49:12,183 --> 00:49:12,917 BACK DOOR? 1146 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:16,587 ROUNDY-ROUND? WERE YOU PROSTRATE? 1147 00:49:16,621 --> 00:49:17,655 PLUMB? 1148 00:49:17,688 --> 00:49:18,656 INGÉNUE? 1149 00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:20,425 COU-- 1150 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:21,692 WELL, HE, UM... 1151 00:49:21,726 --> 00:49:23,194 HE, UM... 1152 00:49:23,228 --> 00:49:24,062 STOPPED THE ELEVATOR, 1153 00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:28,033 AND WE JUST KIND OF MOVED AT EACH OTHER. 1154 00:49:28,066 --> 00:49:28,699 UH... 1155 00:49:28,733 --> 00:49:30,668 DID HE STOP THE ELEVATOR, 1156 00:49:30,701 --> 00:49:32,370 OR DID YOU? 1157 00:49:32,403 --> 00:49:35,073 ONE OF US DID. I-IT'S A LITTLE HAZY. 1158 00:49:35,106 --> 00:49:38,343 OK, BUT YOU MADE THE FIRST MOVE. 1159 00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:39,710 YOU'RE LEADING THE PLAINTIFF, COUNSEL. 1160 00:49:39,744 --> 00:49:43,114 WE BOTH MOVED AT THE SAME TIME, 1161 00:49:43,148 --> 00:49:45,716 GRABBED AT EACH OTHER. DOCT-- 1162 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:53,224 HE WAS VERY EXCITED. 1163 00:49:54,259 --> 00:49:56,727 KLINK TOLD YOU HE WAS EXCITED? 1164 00:49:56,761 --> 00:49:57,662 NO. 1165 00:49:57,695 --> 00:50:00,765 BUT--BUT I COULD FEEL HIS... 1166 00:50:00,798 --> 00:50:02,733 WELL, HIS... 1167 00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:06,104 MR. HAPPY WAS PRESSING UP AGAINST ME. 1168 00:50:06,137 --> 00:50:07,372 MR. HAPPY? 1169 00:50:07,405 --> 00:50:11,176 WELL, THAT'S WHAT MY HUSBAND CALLS HIS... 1170 00:50:12,110 --> 00:50:13,544 JOHNSON. 1171 00:50:13,578 --> 00:50:15,313 YES, COUNSEL? 1172 00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:18,416 NOT YOU. 1173 00:50:18,449 --> 00:50:20,618 I'M, UH, REFERRING TO 1174 00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:23,488 MELINDA'S HUSBAND'S JOHNSON. 1175 00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:26,057 KLINK'S JOHNSON-- KLINK'S PENIS. 1176 00:50:26,091 --> 00:50:27,125 COULD WE STAY FOCUSED 1177 00:50:27,158 --> 00:50:30,195 ON KLINK'S PENIS AND NOT THE HUSBAND'S? 1178 00:50:30,761 --> 00:50:32,797 UH, MRS. CARMICHAEL, 1179 00:50:32,830 --> 00:50:35,300 PERHAPS THERE'S ANOTHER TERM WE COULD USE 1180 00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:38,769 TO DESCRIBE ROGER KLINK'S PENIS. 1181 00:50:41,339 --> 00:50:44,642 MR. MAJESTIC. THAT'S WHAT HE CALLS IT. 1182 00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:48,713 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOUR PECKER HAS A NAME? 1183 00:50:48,746 --> 00:50:49,847 EHH-- AND THAT SHE KNOWS IT? 1184 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,417 I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD COME UP, SO-- 1185 00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:54,419 OHH! [COUGHS] 1186 00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:56,321 I, UH... 1187 00:50:56,354 --> 00:50:57,722 [STAMMERS] 1188 00:50:57,755 --> 00:51:00,391 HAD AN AFFAIR 3 YEARS AGO. 1189 00:51:00,425 --> 00:51:03,528 I MEAN, IT WAS A DOCTOR IN DENVER. 1190 00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:04,462 IT WAS A SEMINAL RELATIONSHIP. 1191 00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:06,697 IF I HADN'T HAD THE AFFAIR, I NEVER WOULD'VE 1192 00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:08,466 BOUGHT THE CORVETTE OR LEFT MY WIFE. 1193 00:51:08,499 --> 00:51:09,734 ARE YOU STILL SEEING HIM? 1194 00:51:09,767 --> 00:51:10,468 HIM? NO. 1195 00:51:10,501 --> 00:51:12,837 IT WAS A--A HER. UH, SHE, DOCTOR. 1196 00:51:12,870 --> 00:51:13,738 OH, RIGHT. 1197 00:51:13,771 --> 00:51:17,208 IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY BEARING ON THIS CASE. 1198 00:51:17,642 --> 00:51:21,312 IT BETTER NOT. 1199 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:23,114 [SIGHS] 1200 00:51:23,148 --> 00:51:26,684 BACK ON THE RECORD, PLEASE. 1201 00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:29,854 OK, SO YOU COULD FEEL DR. MAJESTIC. 1202 00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:33,291 I THINK IT'S MR. MAJESTIC, COUNSEL. 1203 00:51:33,324 --> 00:51:38,529 RIGHT. UH, YOU COULD FEEL MR. MAJESTIC 1204 00:51:38,563 --> 00:51:40,765 PRESSING UP AGAINST YOU. 1205 00:51:40,798 --> 00:51:41,566 WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? 1206 00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:46,837 UM, WE STARTED KISSING AND GRABBING, 1207 00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:54,245 AND HE WAS BUMPING HIMSELF UP AGAINST ME, 1208 00:51:54,279 --> 00:51:58,283 KISSING MY NECK, AND... 1209 00:51:58,316 --> 00:52:02,253 HE SLID HIS HANDS UNDER MY BLOUSE 1210 00:52:02,287 --> 00:52:07,458 AND WAS CARESSING MY BREASTS IN CIRCLES, 1211 00:52:07,492 --> 00:52:10,228 TINY, LITTLE CIRCLES. 1212 00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:10,928 [RAPID BREATHS] 1213 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:14,865 AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER, 1214 00:52:14,899 --> 00:52:18,203 AND I JUST... 1215 00:52:18,236 --> 00:52:23,474 TOOK MR. MAJESTIC, UM... 1216 00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:27,878 IN MY MOUTH. 1217 00:52:27,912 --> 00:52:30,248 [RAPID GASPS] 1218 00:52:30,281 --> 00:52:31,782 [SPUTTERS] EHH. 1219 00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:33,818 Both: YOU SON OF A BITCH! 1220 00:52:33,851 --> 00:52:35,420 Dan: AAH! 1221 00:52:35,453 --> 00:52:36,687 WHAAH! 1222 00:52:36,721 --> 00:52:37,555 DR. PAIGE! 1223 00:52:37,588 --> 00:52:40,458 DANNY! DANNY! DANNY, STOP! 1224 00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:43,694 YOU SON OF A BITCH! HOW DARE YOU?! 1225 00:52:43,728 --> 00:52:45,396 HOW DARE YOU?! 1226 00:52:45,430 --> 00:52:46,130 [LARRY LAUGHING] 1227 00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:47,932 Melinda: DR. KLINK, ARE YOU OK? 1228 00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:49,734 Emily: YOU SON OF A BITCH! 1229 00:52:49,767 --> 00:52:50,868 OK, I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M ALL RIGHT. 1230 00:52:50,901 --> 00:52:52,970 I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M ALL RIGHT NOW. 1231 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:54,505 OUT! OUT! OUT! 1232 00:52:54,539 --> 00:52:56,574 [LAUGHING] I'M SORRY. 1233 00:52:56,607 --> 00:52:57,375 AHH! 1234 00:52:57,408 --> 00:53:01,379 YOU PATHETIC, IMMATURE PECKERWOODS! 1235 00:53:01,412 --> 00:53:03,848 OH, THE HILARITY. 1236 00:53:03,881 --> 00:53:06,717 SHE KISSED HIS PEE-PEE. 1237 00:53:06,751 --> 00:53:09,687 GROW UP! 1238 00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:13,424 THIS IS SERIOUS GODDAMN BUSINESS! 1239 00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:14,859 SALACIOUS, YES. 1240 00:53:14,892 --> 00:53:16,661 SCANDALOUS, OF COURSE. 1241 00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:17,762 TITILLATING, POSSIBLY. 1242 00:53:17,795 --> 00:53:19,797 BUT MY CLIENT'S CAREER HANGS ON 1243 00:53:19,830 --> 00:53:23,701 MS. BARKER'S CLIENT'S MOST INTIMATE TESTIMONIAL. 1244 00:53:23,734 --> 00:53:25,736 GET OUT AND STAY OUT 1245 00:53:25,770 --> 00:53:28,373 UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DEPOSITIONS! 1246 00:53:28,406 --> 00:53:29,840 MY--WHY WOULD I NEED TO DO ONE? 1247 00:53:29,874 --> 00:53:31,909 BECAUSE YOU'RE THE FLACCID BASTARD 1248 00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:33,811 THAT STARTED THIS WHOLE MESS. 1249 00:53:33,844 --> 00:53:34,812 NOW BEAT IT! 1250 00:53:34,845 --> 00:53:35,746 HE'S--THAT'S-- 1251 00:53:35,780 --> 00:53:37,615 DITTO! AMSCRAY! 1252 00:53:37,648 --> 00:53:39,484 I'M--I'M GOING. 1253 00:53:43,788 --> 00:53:46,891 BEAUTIFULLY EXPRESSED, COUNSEL. 1254 00:53:46,924 --> 00:53:48,926 OH, YEAH. 1255 00:53:56,033 --> 00:53:57,468 THAT SHIT'S HOT. 1256 00:53:57,502 --> 00:53:58,303 SHUT UP, LARRY! 1257 00:53:58,336 --> 00:54:00,871 YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE. 1258 00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:02,473 THE 3, ZERO, ZERO 1259 00:54:02,507 --> 00:54:05,643 ZERO, ZERO, ZERO, ZERO, ZERO DOLLAR PICTURE. 1260 00:54:05,676 --> 00:54:07,612 ENOUGH. ENOUGH! GIVE IT A REST. 1261 00:54:07,645 --> 00:54:10,781 GIVE IT A REST, LARRY, OK, PLEASE? 1262 00:54:11,649 --> 00:54:14,652 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 1263 00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:15,286 MY FAULT? 1264 00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:16,053 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SENT-- 1265 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:18,723 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SENT MY WIFE 1266 00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:19,490 TO THAT SEX FIEND. 1267 00:54:19,524 --> 00:54:21,559 I'LL CATCH YOU LATER, BRO. I, UH... 1268 00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:22,627 I--I FORGOT SOMETHING. 1269 00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:24,929 WELL, MAYBE IF YOU'D BEEN ABLE TO DELIVER THE GOODS, 1270 00:54:24,962 --> 00:54:27,298 YOUR WIFE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO DAMN HORNY 1271 00:54:27,332 --> 00:54:28,065 THAT SHE THREW HERSELF 1272 00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:30,568 ON DR. KLINK IN A GODDAMN ELEVATOR! 1273 00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:31,769 FUCK YOU, DR. PAIGE! 1274 00:54:31,802 --> 00:54:32,803 FUCK ME. 1275 00:54:32,837 --> 00:54:35,606 HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT, DAN, WITH DR. KLINK'S HELP? 1276 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:36,774 [DING] 1277 00:54:36,807 --> 00:54:38,376 NO. 1278 00:54:38,409 --> 00:54:39,344 HEH. 1279 00:54:39,377 --> 00:54:41,746 HEY, WE CAME TO YOU GUYS 'CAUSE WE WANTED HELP. 1280 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:42,947 WE WANTED TO SAVE OUR MARRIAGE. 1281 00:54:42,980 --> 00:54:44,782 YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PROFESSIONALS. 1282 00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:46,351 YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! 1283 00:54:46,384 --> 00:54:47,217 YOU WANNA KNOW WHY 1284 00:54:47,251 --> 00:54:49,086 YOU CAN'T GET AN ERECTION WITH MELINDA? 1285 00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:50,888 HEY. HEY, NOT SO LOUD. 1286 00:54:50,921 --> 00:54:51,956 NO PROTECTION, NO ERECTION. 1287 00:54:51,989 --> 00:54:54,659 NO DIAPHRAGM, MR. HAPPY GETS SAD. 1288 00:54:54,692 --> 00:54:56,961 WIFE WANTS CHILDREN. HUSBAND DOESN'T. 1289 00:54:56,994 --> 00:54:58,429 WIFE FORCES THE ISSUE. 1290 00:54:58,463 --> 00:55:01,999 IT IS A CLASSIC VENUS AND MARS DYNAMIC. 1291 00:55:02,032 --> 00:55:03,868 NOW, GENERALLY WE LIKE PATIENTS 1292 00:55:03,901 --> 00:55:06,771 TO COME TO CERTAIN CONCLUSIONS ON THEIR OWN. 1293 00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:09,974 BUT WHAT THE HELL? THERE IT IS, 1294 00:55:10,007 --> 00:55:10,675 FREE OF CHARGE. 1295 00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:12,543 I'M NOT READY TO BE A FATHER. 1296 00:55:12,577 --> 00:55:13,844 GREAT! AND WHAT DOES MELINDA SAY? 1297 00:55:13,878 --> 00:55:14,779 WE DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT IT. 1298 00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:17,715 WE USE BIRTH CONTROL. WHAT IS THERE TO SAY? 1299 00:55:17,748 --> 00:55:18,783 ISN'T THAT WHAT MARRIAGE IS, 1300 00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:20,651 YOU KNOW, UH, KNOWING WITHOUT SAYING? 1301 00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:21,819 FANTASYLAND, DAN. 1302 00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:26,123 ALL RELATIONSHIPS ARE KILLED BY DISHONESTY, 1303 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:30,060 REPRESSED FEELINGS, THINGS LEFT UNSAID. 1304 00:55:30,094 --> 00:55:32,763 [CRYING] HONESTY FIRST. 1305 00:55:32,797 --> 00:55:34,532 "NO PROTECTION, NO ERECTION." 1306 00:55:34,565 --> 00:55:35,500 YOU'RE GOOD. 1307 00:55:35,533 --> 00:55:37,368 I'M THE BEST. 1308 00:55:38,703 --> 00:55:40,605 NO PROTECTION, NO ERECTION. 1309 00:55:40,638 --> 00:55:42,139 MM-HMM, YEAH. 1310 00:55:42,172 --> 00:55:44,942 BACK ON THE RECORD, PLEASE. 1311 00:55:45,610 --> 00:55:47,612 I'M TRYING TO PICTURE THIS. 1312 00:55:47,645 --> 00:55:48,813 Y-YOU WERE KNEELING? 1313 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:51,749 NO. I WAS STANDING UP, 1314 00:55:51,782 --> 00:55:57,422 BENT OVER, WITH HIM IN MY MOUTH. 1315 00:55:58,055 --> 00:56:01,626 SO, HE WAS A PASSIVE PARTICIPANT? 1316 00:56:01,659 --> 00:56:02,960 NO. 1317 00:56:02,993 --> 00:56:05,830 HIS HAND WAS UNDER MY SKIRT, 1318 00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:09,033 AND HE STARTED TO TOUCH ME... 1319 00:56:09,066 --> 00:56:11,736 RUB MY... 1320 00:56:12,002 --> 00:56:14,905 MRS. HAPPY. 1321 00:56:15,473 --> 00:56:18,075 YES, AND, UM, LET'S SEE. 1322 00:56:18,108 --> 00:56:19,810 WITH HIS OTHER HAND, 1323 00:56:19,844 --> 00:56:23,113 HE WAS STILL TOUCHING MY BREAST... 1324 00:56:23,147 --> 00:56:24,749 VERY GENTLY, 1325 00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:29,854 SLOWLY TRACING TINY CIRCLES AROUND MY NIPPLE, 1326 00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:33,057 AROUND AND AROUND... 1327 00:56:33,691 --> 00:56:36,461 AROUND AND AROUND 1328 00:56:36,494 --> 00:56:39,564 AND UP AND DOWN ON MRS. HAPPY. 1329 00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:42,733 UP AND DOWN... 1330 00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:46,003 AND AROUND AND AROUND. 1331 00:56:51,008 --> 00:56:52,477 OFF THE RECORD A SECOND. 1332 00:56:52,510 --> 00:56:55,446 UH, COUNSEL, EXCUSE ME. WOULD YOU MIND... 1333 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:57,748 WOULD YOU OBJECT TO A 10-MINUTE RECESS? 1334 00:56:57,782 --> 00:56:59,817 [LAUGHS] 1335 00:56:59,850 --> 00:57:01,919 QUITE THE CONTRARY, COUNSEL. 1336 00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:04,822 [GLASSES SHAKE] 1337 00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:19,937 I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL THE TRUTH. 1338 00:57:19,970 --> 00:57:20,938 YOU'RE MAKING IT SOUND 1339 00:57:20,971 --> 00:57:23,974 LIKE YOU HAD WONDERFUL SEX WITH A TERRIFIC LOVER. 1340 00:57:24,008 --> 00:57:26,243 WE'RE TRYING TO SUE HIM, REMEMBER? 1341 00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:29,547 WE'RE NOT WRITING AN EROTIC NOVEL. 1342 00:57:30,515 --> 00:57:33,751 THAT CIRCLE STUFF SOUNDED GREAT. 1343 00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:35,786 [SIGHS] 1344 00:57:37,054 --> 00:57:38,989 [URINATING] 1345 00:57:39,023 --> 00:57:42,960 WHERE'D YOU COME UP WITH THAT CIRCLE BUSINESS? 1346 00:57:43,628 --> 00:57:44,629 [URINATING STOPS] 1347 00:57:44,662 --> 00:57:45,663 CIRCLE BUSINESS? 1348 00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:47,698 AROUND HER NIPPLE? 1349 00:57:47,732 --> 00:57:48,599 [RESUMES URINATING] 1350 00:57:48,633 --> 00:57:50,701 * ROUND AND ROUND 1351 00:57:50,735 --> 00:57:54,038 * UP AND DOWN 1352 00:57:54,071 --> 00:57:56,674 [URINATING STOPS] 1353 00:57:56,707 --> 00:57:57,474 [DROPS FALL] 1354 00:57:57,508 --> 00:57:59,910 * ROUND AND ROUND AND UP AND DOWN * 1355 00:57:59,944 --> 00:58:00,945 [FLUSH] * AND A 1, 2, 3 1356 00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:02,179 * KICK, 1, 2, 3 1357 00:58:02,212 --> 00:58:04,181 * KILL 'EM 1358 00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:12,189 HOO. 1359 00:58:12,222 --> 00:58:13,791 HEH. 1360 00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:15,159 [BOTH GASP] 1361 00:58:15,192 --> 00:58:17,928 [MOANING] 1362 00:58:23,734 --> 00:58:25,670 EXCUSE ME. HEH HEH. 1363 00:58:25,703 --> 00:58:28,205 NICE-- NICE CAMERAWORK. HERE. 1364 00:58:28,238 --> 00:58:31,642 I THOUGHT THEY KICKED YOU OUT OF HERE. 1365 00:58:31,676 --> 00:58:33,911 "LAWRENCE CARMICHAEL, ESQ." 1366 00:58:33,944 --> 00:58:35,713 IT'S ESQUIRE. 1367 00:58:35,746 --> 00:58:36,814 ATTORNEY. 1368 00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:38,215 YOU'RE A LAWYER? 1369 00:58:38,248 --> 00:58:39,817 A.B.D. 1370 00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:42,286 HOW WOULD YOU KIDS LIKE TO EARN 1371 00:58:42,319 --> 00:58:45,923 A LITTLE EXTRA SCRATCH ON THE SIDE? 1372 00:58:45,956 --> 00:58:47,892 SCRATCH? 1373 00:58:59,336 --> 00:59:00,838 [SIGHS] 1374 00:59:00,871 --> 00:59:03,107 TIME SORT OF STOOD STILL. 1375 00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:07,011 I REMEMBER BECOMING AWARE OF POUNDING 1376 00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:09,747 AND PEOPLE'S VOICES... 1377 00:59:09,780 --> 00:59:10,815 HELLO! [ALARM RINGING] 1378 00:59:10,848 --> 00:59:13,083 AND THEN THE PHONE STARTED TO RING, 1379 00:59:13,117 --> 00:59:14,952 [RING] AND THAT'S WHEN 1380 00:59:14,985 --> 00:59:17,021 HE, UH... 1381 00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:19,757 PUT HIS, UH... 1382 00:59:19,790 --> 00:59:21,592 MR. MAJESTIC. 1383 00:59:21,626 --> 00:59:24,094 INTO MY... 1384 00:59:24,128 --> 00:59:25,095 MRS. HAPPY. 1385 00:59:25,129 --> 00:59:26,964 AND THERE WAS THIS POUNDING 1386 00:59:26,997 --> 00:59:29,199 AND SHOUTING AND RINGING, 1387 00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:31,636 AND WE GOT INTO THIS AMAZING RHYTHM. 1388 00:59:31,669 --> 00:59:34,138 IT WAS ALL OVER IN ABOUT A MINUTE, 1389 00:59:34,171 --> 00:59:37,041 MINUTE AND A HALF. 1390 00:59:38,809 --> 00:59:41,245 DID KLINK ARRIVE AT EMISSION? 1391 00:59:41,278 --> 00:59:42,179 YES. 1392 00:59:42,212 --> 00:59:43,914 I WASN'T USING ANY PROTECTION, 1393 00:59:43,948 --> 00:59:46,316 SO AT THE LAST MINUTE, WE PULLED APART, 1394 00:59:46,350 --> 00:59:48,953 AND I FINISHED HIM WITH MY HAND. 1395 00:59:48,986 --> 00:59:50,254 YOU DID? 1396 00:59:50,287 --> 00:59:51,989 YES, AND THE OTHER TIME, TOO. 1397 00:59:52,022 --> 00:59:53,357 REALLY? 1398 00:59:53,390 --> 00:59:55,392 [DEEP BREATH] 1399 00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:59,830 OFF THE RECORD FOR A SECOND. 1400 00:59:59,864 --> 01:00:02,867 IS IT HOT IN HERE, COUNSEL? 1401 01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:03,868 MM-HMM-HMM. 1402 01:00:03,901 --> 01:00:04,702 IT'S ALMOST 11:00. 1403 01:00:04,735 --> 01:00:06,871 UH, I'D LIKE TO BREAK EARLY FOR LUNCH. 1404 01:00:06,904 --> 01:00:08,839 THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF DEPOSITION. 1405 01:00:08,873 --> 01:00:12,409 GIVEN THE EXHAUSTIVE NATURE OF TODAY'S TESTIMONY, I-- 1406 01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:15,145 PERHAPS A DISCONTINUATION... 1407 01:00:15,179 --> 01:00:17,147 IS COUNSEL REQUESTING A RECESS? 1408 01:00:17,181 --> 01:00:20,951 WHAT WOULD COUNSEL'S INCLINATION BE TO SUCH A REQUEST? 1409 01:00:20,985 --> 01:00:23,153 R-REQUEST GRANTED. 1410 01:00:23,187 --> 01:00:24,889 [DING] 1411 01:00:24,922 --> 01:00:27,892 [ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING] 1412 01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,196 [ALARM RINGING] 1413 01:00:34,264 --> 01:00:35,866 [ALARM STOPS] 1414 01:00:45,776 --> 01:00:47,745 UH... 1415 01:00:49,279 --> 01:00:50,948 [DING] 1416 01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:53,884 DOES COUNSEL HAVE PLANS FOR LUNCH? 1417 01:00:53,918 --> 01:00:58,422 COUNSEL'S GOING BACK TO THE HOTEL FOR A COLD SHOWER. 1418 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:03,327 HOWDY, EZRI. 1419 01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:04,929 HOWDY, PARTNER. 1420 01:01:04,962 --> 01:01:06,731 HOW ARE YOU? 1421 01:01:16,907 --> 01:01:17,775 OH. 1422 01:01:17,808 --> 01:01:20,377 [ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING] 1423 01:01:27,952 --> 01:01:28,753 HEH. 1424 01:01:28,786 --> 01:01:33,991 YOU'VE GOT A GREAT MEMORY FOR DETAILS. 1425 01:01:36,961 --> 01:01:39,830 IT'S LIKE BEING ON TRUTH SERUM IN THERE. 1426 01:01:39,864 --> 01:01:42,366 EVERYTHING COMES FLOODING OUT. 1427 01:01:45,870 --> 01:01:47,838 MELINDA, WHY ARE YOU SUING ME? 1428 01:01:47,872 --> 01:01:51,441 IT'S--THIS IS SO HUMILIATING FOR BOTH OF US, 1429 01:01:51,475 --> 01:01:53,811 AND IF IT GOES TO TRIAL, THIS-- 1430 01:01:53,844 --> 01:01:57,815 EVERYONE IN BOISE WILL FIND OUT ABOUT... 1431 01:01:57,848 --> 01:01:58,548 IT. 1432 01:01:58,582 --> 01:01:59,349 I THINK I'M GONNA DROP THE SUIT. 1433 01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:01,986 I DON'T WANNA GO ANY FURTHER WITH IT. 1434 01:02:02,019 --> 01:02:03,087 WHAT? R-REALLY? 1435 01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:07,291 NO. UH, Y-YOU SHOULD GET... 1436 01:02:07,324 --> 01:02:10,060 SOMETHING. 1437 01:02:11,361 --> 01:02:14,999 DO YOU LOVE ME, DR. KLINK? 1438 01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:17,501 S... 1439 01:02:17,534 --> 01:02:19,904 DO I LOVE YOU? 1440 01:02:19,937 --> 01:02:20,805 YES. 1441 01:02:20,838 --> 01:02:22,973 DO YOU LOVE ME? 1442 01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:27,211 I COULD LOVE YOU. 1443 01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:29,880 COULD? 1444 01:02:31,181 --> 01:02:32,016 [DING] 1445 01:02:32,049 --> 01:02:32,616 THANKS, EZRI. 1446 01:02:32,649 --> 01:02:35,452 GET THAT BITE LOOKED AT. 1447 01:02:36,486 --> 01:02:39,056 WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND ELEVATORS? 1448 01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:40,090 YOU KNOW, IT'S-- 1449 01:02:40,124 --> 01:02:41,425 TAKE THE GODDAMN STAIRS. 1450 01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:42,526 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU. 1451 01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:46,897 YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE COULD-- I MEAN, I WAS THINKING WE... 1452 01:02:46,931 --> 01:02:51,936 I--I REALLY WANNA SETTLE OUT OF COURT, IF... 1453 01:02:52,937 --> 01:02:54,104 AAH! EESH. 1454 01:02:54,138 --> 01:02:56,306 LET ME SET YOU STRAIGHT. 1455 01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:59,944 FIRST, EZRI STOVALL HAS NEVER SETTLED. 1456 01:02:59,977 --> 01:03:01,045 WELL, THAT'S FINE-- 1457 01:03:01,078 --> 01:03:03,848 HE EITHER WINS... 1458 01:03:03,881 --> 01:03:08,185 OR HE GOES DOWN KICKING AND BITING. 1459 01:03:08,218 --> 01:03:09,053 2-- 1460 01:03:09,086 --> 01:03:13,090 2! EZRI STOVALL MAKES THE RECOMMENDATION 1461 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:14,358 TO THE INSURANCE COMPANY 1462 01:03:14,391 --> 01:03:17,227 TO GO TO COURT, TO SETTLE, ET CETERA. 1463 01:03:17,261 --> 01:03:19,830 IF YOU DON'T HEED HIS ADVICE, 1464 01:03:19,864 --> 01:03:21,999 YOU WILL BE SETTLING ON YOUR OWN, 1465 01:03:22,032 --> 01:03:24,301 WITHOUT THE INSURANCE COMPANY. 1466 01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:30,140 UH, I HAVE MALPRACTICE INSURANCE. 1467 01:03:30,941 --> 01:03:31,876 EHH. 1468 01:03:31,909 --> 01:03:33,010 [SHARP INHALE] 1469 01:03:33,043 --> 01:03:35,245 FINE PRINT, ELEVATOR BOY. 1470 01:03:35,279 --> 01:03:38,949 YOUR POLICY GUARANTEES YOU A DEFENSE. 1471 01:03:38,983 --> 01:03:42,987 IT DOESN'T SAY IT'LL PAY OUT IF YOU LOSE 1472 01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:48,625 OR IF IT FINDS THAT YOU HAVE ACTED CRIMINALLY... 1473 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:51,028 CRIMINALLY? I NEVER ACTED CRIMINALLY. 1474 01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:51,929 OR UNETHICALLY... 1475 01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:52,729 SHE WASN'T EVEN MY PATIENT. 1476 01:03:52,762 --> 01:03:56,633 OR IF YOU DECIDE TO-- AND I QUOTE-- 1477 01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:58,869 "IF YOU DECIDE TO ACT AGAINST 1478 01:03:58,903 --> 01:04:02,940 INSURANCE CARRIER'S APPOINTED COUNSEL." 1479 01:04:03,974 --> 01:04:06,843 YOU MEAN IF I SETTLE, I PAY? 1480 01:04:07,444 --> 01:04:08,645 YEP. 1481 01:04:08,678 --> 01:04:11,615 Dan: HEY, MEL. 1482 01:04:12,049 --> 01:04:13,417 HEY, HEY, UH... 1483 01:04:13,450 --> 01:04:15,920 I GOT YOU SOME ARBY'S. 1484 01:04:17,922 --> 01:04:20,157 THANKS. 1485 01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:21,625 HEY. 1486 01:04:21,658 --> 01:04:23,393 OK. 1487 01:04:32,436 --> 01:04:33,337 I'VE BEEN THINKING, MEL. 1488 01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:34,371 I KNOW WHAT OUR PROBLEM WAS. 1489 01:04:34,404 --> 01:04:36,640 ME, TOO. YOU CHEATED WITH THAT COCKTAIL WAITRESS. 1490 01:04:36,673 --> 01:04:37,975 I DIDN'T CHEAT WITH THE CO-- 1491 01:04:38,008 --> 01:04:39,676 I MEAN, I WAS GONNA, BUT I DIDN'T. 1492 01:04:39,709 --> 01:04:41,645 YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT SLEEPING WITH HER. 1493 01:04:41,678 --> 01:04:42,980 YOU AND I WEREN'T EXACTLY-- 1494 01:04:43,013 --> 01:04:43,981 BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T-- 1495 01:04:44,014 --> 01:04:46,183 I COULDN'T BECAUSE YOU WANTED A BABY, ALL RIGHT? 1496 01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:48,218 DR. PAIGE SPELLED IT ALL OUT FOR ME. 1497 01:04:48,252 --> 01:04:49,253 NO PROTECTION, NO ERECTION. 1498 01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:50,054 I JUST WASN'T READY YET, 1499 01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:52,122 BUT HELL, IF YOU REALLY WANT A BABY, 1500 01:04:52,156 --> 01:04:53,457 WE'LL HAVE ONE. I DON'T CARE, 1501 01:04:53,490 --> 01:04:55,425 ESPECIALLY WITH THE MONEY WE GOT COMING IN. 1502 01:04:55,459 --> 01:04:58,028 I DON'T WANNA MAKE A BABY, NOT YET. 1503 01:04:58,062 --> 01:04:59,296 YEAH, YOU DO. NO, I DON'T. 1504 01:04:59,329 --> 01:05:01,598 YES, YOU DO. DR. PAIGE SAID IT WAS CLASSIC 1505 01:05:01,631 --> 01:05:02,632 THE WAY YOU LOST YOUR DIAPHRAGM. 1506 01:05:02,666 --> 01:05:04,368 WELL, SHE'S WRONG. I DIDN'T LOSE IT. 1507 01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:08,138 I JUST DIDN'T USE IT, BECAUSE YOU WANTED ME TO GET PREGNANT. 1508 01:05:08,172 --> 01:05:09,974 I WANTED YOU TO GET PREGNANT? 1509 01:05:10,007 --> 01:05:10,941 YES. NO, YOU--NO, WAIT. 1510 01:05:10,975 --> 01:05:11,775 YOU WANTED TO GET PREGNANT. 1511 01:05:11,808 --> 01:05:14,945 NO WAY. I AM NOT READY TO HAVE A BABY. 1512 01:05:14,979 --> 01:05:15,845 YOU'RE NOT. UH-UH. 1513 01:05:15,879 --> 01:05:17,247 THAT MEANS TOGETHER WE'RE BOTH NOT READY. 1514 01:05:17,281 --> 01:05:18,715 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THIS IS AWESOME! 1515 01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:20,985 OH, MY GOD, I THOUGHT IF I EVEN MENTIONED 1516 01:05:21,018 --> 01:05:22,987 THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE KIDS, 1517 01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:24,054 YOU'D DIVORCE ME. 1518 01:05:24,088 --> 01:05:24,955 REALLY? YEAH. 1519 01:05:24,989 --> 01:05:26,356 ME, TOO. OH, MY GOD. 1520 01:05:26,390 --> 01:05:27,657 HONESTY FIRST. THAT'S THE KEY. 1521 01:05:27,691 --> 01:05:30,260 I FEEL LIKE A WEIGHT'S BEEN LIFTED. 1522 01:05:30,294 --> 01:05:32,329 THAT DR. PAIGE IS A GENIUS. 1523 01:05:32,362 --> 01:05:33,563 I LOVE YOU, MEL. 1524 01:05:33,597 --> 01:05:34,498 I LOVE YOU, DANNY. 1525 01:05:34,531 --> 01:05:37,601 I MISSED YOU HOLDING ME AND HOLDING MY HAND 1526 01:05:37,634 --> 01:05:38,735 AND TOUCHING MY BACK. 1527 01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:40,237 THIS IS WHAT I WANTED ALL ALONG. 1528 01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:43,173 ME, TOO. OH, WE COULD DO THIS EVERY DAY IF WE WANT. 1529 01:05:43,207 --> 01:05:46,210 WE COULD DO THIS ALL DAY, EVERY DAY, WHENEVER WE WANT. 1530 01:05:46,243 --> 01:05:48,012 WITH THE MONEY WE GOT COMING IN, 1531 01:05:48,045 --> 01:05:49,413 WE COULD DO WHATEVER WE WANT. 1532 01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:50,747 YOU SHOULD SEE THE--THE THINGS 1533 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:52,149 LARRY HAS LINED UP-- THE BROCHURES, 1534 01:05:52,182 --> 01:05:55,219 THE--THE TELEMARKETING, UH, OPPORTUNITIES. 1535 01:05:55,252 --> 01:05:56,753 THE--THE REAL ESTATE INVEST-- 1536 01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:57,754 THERE'S FUN STUFF, TOO-- 1537 01:05:57,787 --> 01:05:58,655 JAI ALAI AND, YOU KNOW, BOXING. 1538 01:05:58,688 --> 01:06:00,991 WHAT'S LARRY HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS? 1539 01:06:01,025 --> 01:06:02,526 WELL, HE'S OUR-- HE WORKS FOR US. 1540 01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:03,760 YOU KNOW, HE QUIT HIS JOB. 1541 01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,229 LARRY'S NEVER HAD A JOB. 1542 01:06:05,262 --> 01:06:07,464 NO, HE HAS ONE NOW, 'CAUSE HE WORKS FOR US. 1543 01:06:07,497 --> 01:06:09,099 HE'S GONNA GET 10% OF WHATEVER WE WIN. 1544 01:06:09,133 --> 01:06:11,468 THIS ISN'T A JACKPOT, DAN. THIS IS OUR LIFE. 1545 01:06:11,501 --> 01:06:13,037 LOOK, I WAS STUPID BEFORE, OK? 1546 01:06:13,070 --> 01:06:14,638 I WAS REALLY DUMB. YOU GO IN THERE. 1547 01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:16,373 YOU SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY. 1548 01:06:16,406 --> 01:06:17,774 IT'S JUST WORDS TO ME NOW, BABY. 1549 01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:19,676 I DON'T EVEN CARE-- WHERE YOU GOING? 1550 01:06:19,709 --> 01:06:22,112 I WANT OUT! I WANT IT ALL TO GO AWAY-- 1551 01:06:22,146 --> 01:06:24,114 THE DOCTORS AND THE LAWYERS AND YOU! 1552 01:06:24,148 --> 01:06:26,250 ME?! WHAT DID I DO? 1553 01:06:26,283 --> 01:06:27,717 I DON'T LIKE YOU, DANNY! 1554 01:06:27,751 --> 01:06:30,087 YOU'RE A BIG, BAD DEVIL! 1555 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:33,390 WHAT? WHAT'D I DO? 1556 01:06:39,663 --> 01:06:41,331 Connie: NO! NO! 1557 01:06:41,365 --> 01:06:44,268 OHH! YOU WANNA DROP THE LAWSUIT?! 1558 01:06:44,301 --> 01:06:46,270 YES. IT'S NOT WORTH IT. 1559 01:06:46,303 --> 01:06:48,638 I NEVER LIKED THIS CASE TO BEGIN WITH. 1560 01:06:48,672 --> 01:06:51,275 OH, THIS ONE LOOKED BETTER ON PAPER. 1561 01:06:51,308 --> 01:06:52,742 MMM. 1562 01:06:54,178 --> 01:06:55,712 [SIGHS] 1563 01:06:58,682 --> 01:06:59,449 FINE. 1564 01:06:59,483 --> 01:07:02,052 FINE. JUST WRITE US A CHECK FOR ALL 1565 01:07:02,086 --> 01:07:03,220 OUR OUT-OF-POCKET LEGAL FEES. 1566 01:07:03,253 --> 01:07:05,555 FINE. HOW MUCH WILL THAT BE? 1567 01:07:05,589 --> 01:07:06,656 Joel: WELL, LET'S SEE. 1568 01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:11,595 WE HAVE MS. BARKER'S FEES, PLUS EXPENSES AND PER DIEM, 1569 01:07:11,628 --> 01:07:13,130 TIMES 10 DAYS, 1570 01:07:13,163 --> 01:07:15,432 PLUS FIRST-CLASS AIRFARE 1571 01:07:15,465 --> 01:07:17,067 AND HER SUPPORT STAFF IN CHICAGO. 1572 01:07:17,101 --> 01:07:21,138 THEN OF COURSE THERE'S ME AND MY STAFF HERE IN BOISE, 1573 01:07:21,171 --> 01:07:24,308 PLUS ONE PRIVATE DETECTIVE AT $50 AN HOUR, 1574 01:07:24,341 --> 01:07:26,743 PLUS XEROXING, POSTAGE, 1575 01:07:26,776 --> 01:07:29,646 VARIOUS OFFICE EXPENSES. 1576 01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:32,149 COMES TO JUST UNDER $75,000. 1577 01:07:32,182 --> 01:07:35,319 $75,000? 1578 01:07:35,352 --> 01:07:36,620 JUST UNDER. 1579 01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:40,157 I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY. 1580 01:07:40,190 --> 01:07:42,792 GUESS WE'LL STAY THE COURSE. 1581 01:07:42,826 --> 01:07:44,394 [SIGHS] 1582 01:07:44,428 --> 01:07:49,099 NEVER FORGET YOU'RE THE VICTIM HERE. 1583 01:07:59,609 --> 01:08:01,245 HMM. 1584 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:05,315 TIFF-- 1585 01:08:05,349 --> 01:08:06,750 WHO ARE YOU? WH-WHERE'S TIFFANY? 1586 01:08:06,783 --> 01:08:07,584 [TOILET FLUSHES] OH. 1587 01:08:07,617 --> 01:08:10,354 HELEN DALRYMPLE, PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR. 1588 01:08:10,387 --> 01:08:12,756 YOUR RECEPTIONIST LET ME IN. 1589 01:08:12,789 --> 01:08:13,823 [DOOR CLOSES] 1590 01:08:13,857 --> 01:08:14,858 LOOK, I-I DON'T KNOW 1591 01:08:14,891 --> 01:08:16,826 WHO YOU WORK FOR, BUT COULD-- 1592 01:08:16,860 --> 01:08:18,695 I WORK FOR YOU, ASSHOLE. 1593 01:08:18,728 --> 01:08:19,796 EZRI STOVALL HIRED ME. 1594 01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:21,698 IS DR. RICE IN THIS PICTURE? 1595 01:08:21,731 --> 01:08:22,399 COME AGAIN? 1596 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:24,501 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. HEH HEH. 1597 01:08:24,534 --> 01:08:27,571 LOOK, EZRI SAID YOU BANGED SOME SHRINK AT A CONFERENCE. 1598 01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:28,605 HE-- DR. RICE. 1599 01:08:28,638 --> 01:08:30,774 ARE YOU STILL IN CONTACT WITH HER? 1600 01:08:30,807 --> 01:08:32,176 UH, NO. DR. RICE 1601 01:08:32,209 --> 01:08:34,511 IS NO LONGER IN THE PICTURE. 1602 01:08:34,544 --> 01:08:35,379 SHE--COULD-- 1603 01:08:35,412 --> 01:08:39,249 PLEASE--COULD YOU PLEASE NOT TOUCH MY-- 1604 01:08:39,283 --> 01:08:42,886 OR TIFFANY'S THINGS? 1605 01:08:42,919 --> 01:08:45,855 DID MS. CARMICHAEL MENTION ANY OTHER AFFAIRS? 1606 01:08:45,889 --> 01:08:47,257 OTHER DOCTORS SHE SCREWED? 1607 01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:50,427 DENTISTS, PODIATRISTS, CLERGY? 1608 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:51,495 CLERG--NO. 1609 01:08:51,528 --> 01:08:53,697 I MEAN, I TOLD MR. STOVALL EVERYTHING, 1610 01:08:53,730 --> 01:08:58,502 AND ANYTHING SHE TOLD ME IS CONFIDENTIAL. 1611 01:08:58,535 --> 01:08:59,703 RIGHT. DON'T WANNA ABUSE 1612 01:08:59,736 --> 01:09:02,906 THAT DOCTOR-PATIENT RELATIONSHIP. 1613 01:09:02,939 --> 01:09:04,874 WAIT, WAIT. I... 1614 01:09:04,908 --> 01:09:08,878 MUST INSIST THAT YOU LEAVE. 1615 01:09:08,912 --> 01:09:10,747 DON'T GET LIPPY WITH ME, DOC. 1616 01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:13,383 I DIDN'T SCREW MY PATIENT. 1617 01:09:13,417 --> 01:09:15,819 SHE W... 1618 01:09:15,852 --> 01:09:16,686 [DOOR CLOSES] 1619 01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:20,524 HEH. IN AN ELEVATOR? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1620 01:09:20,557 --> 01:09:21,425 HA HA! 1621 01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:23,893 WE ARE TALKING ABOUT STODGER ROGER, RIGHT? 1622 01:09:23,927 --> 01:09:26,296 HEH. GOOD, OLD MR. BY THE BOOK. 1623 01:09:26,330 --> 01:09:29,466 AH HEH HEH. YOU KNOW, WHEN I MET HIM, 1624 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:31,335 HE WAS A 23-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN, 1625 01:09:31,368 --> 01:09:33,503 AND, UH, THE MORNING 1626 01:09:33,537 --> 01:09:35,872 AFTER WE HAD SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME, 1627 01:09:35,905 --> 01:09:38,275 I GET A CALL OUT OF THE BLUE 1628 01:09:38,308 --> 01:09:40,777 FROM AN EX-BOYFRIEND WHO PROPOSES TO ME. 1629 01:09:40,810 --> 01:09:41,745 REALLY? 1630 01:09:41,778 --> 01:09:42,612 ROGER, BLESS HIS HEART, 1631 01:09:42,646 --> 01:09:45,382 IN A FIT OF JEALOUSY, JUMPS UP AND SAYS, 1632 01:09:45,415 --> 01:09:46,716 "I WOULD MARRY YOU." 1633 01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:50,387 YEARS LATER, I FOUND OUT WHAT HE MEANT... 1634 01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:52,889 WAS "COULD," NOT "WOULD." 1635 01:09:52,922 --> 01:09:57,261 SO, WHAT, YOU GOT MARRIED ON A GRAMMATICAL ERROR? 1636 01:09:57,294 --> 01:09:59,696 ALL I KNOW IS, UM... 1637 01:09:59,729 --> 01:10:01,465 WE WERE NEVER VERY HAPPY. 1638 01:10:01,498 --> 01:10:04,834 UH, HAS HE HAD MANY AFFAIRS, YOUR HUSBAND? 1639 01:10:04,868 --> 01:10:08,338 WELL, THERE WAS THAT OTAPI CONFERENCE 1640 01:10:08,372 --> 01:10:10,407 IN DENVER A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. 1641 01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:13,577 OTAPI. THAT'S SOME KIND OF ANTELOPE, RIGHT? 1642 01:10:13,610 --> 01:10:15,745 [LAUGHS] WHAT? 1643 01:10:15,779 --> 01:10:17,981 OTAPI, THE ORGANIZATION 1644 01:10:18,014 --> 01:10:20,650 OF THERAPISTS, ANALYSTS, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 1645 01:10:20,684 --> 01:10:21,485 COME ON. RIGHT. 1646 01:10:21,518 --> 01:10:23,487 I SHOULDN'T BE TELLING YOU ANY OF THIS. 1647 01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,255 I'VE HAD TOO MANY OF THESE. 1648 01:10:25,289 --> 01:10:27,491 DARLIN', UH... 1649 01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:30,860 YOU COULD TELL ME ANYTHING. 1650 01:10:30,894 --> 01:10:32,929 WELL... 1651 01:10:32,962 --> 01:10:34,764 HE COMES BACK FROM DENVER, 1652 01:10:34,798 --> 01:10:36,600 AND HE'S A CHANGED MAN. 1653 01:10:36,633 --> 01:10:41,571 ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE IS MR. ORAL SEX. 1654 01:10:41,605 --> 01:10:46,009 UP UNTIL THEN, ROGER HAD VERY RARELY, UH... 1655 01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:47,877 CUNNILINGED ME. 1656 01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:50,714 CAN YOU SAY, UH, "CUNNILINGED"? 1657 01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:52,749 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 1658 01:10:52,782 --> 01:10:55,785 WHAT'S THE VERB FOR CUNNILINGUS? 1659 01:10:55,819 --> 01:10:57,321 CUNNILINGATED. 1660 01:10:57,354 --> 01:10:57,921 STOP IT. 1661 01:10:57,954 --> 01:10:59,823 CUNNILINGUAL. [LAUGHING] 1662 01:10:59,856 --> 01:11:00,724 THAT A VERB? 1663 01:11:00,757 --> 01:11:04,260 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I LIKE IT. 1664 01:11:04,861 --> 01:11:07,897 ANYWAY, HE COMES BACK FROM DENVER, 1665 01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:09,065 AND SUDDENLY HE'S AN EXPERT. 1666 01:11:09,098 --> 01:11:12,602 OH, YES. HE'S SLOW. HE'S SENSUAL. 1667 01:11:12,636 --> 01:11:16,039 HE'S CIRCULAR. 1668 01:11:17,774 --> 01:11:20,744 AM I BORING YOU? 1669 01:11:21,445 --> 01:11:23,012 NOT A BIT. 1670 01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:27,384 SALTY. 1671 01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:29,085 OH, AND HE STARTED DOING THIS, UM, 1672 01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:30,854 THIS CIRCLE THING, YOU KNOW, WITH THE-- 1673 01:11:30,887 --> 01:11:33,557 WITH HIS HANDS ON MY--ON MY BREASTS, 1674 01:11:33,590 --> 01:11:36,860 KIND OF LIKE--LIKE THAT. 1675 01:11:36,893 --> 01:11:38,895 REALLY? YEAH. 1676 01:11:38,928 --> 01:11:39,996 WHOA. HEH. 1677 01:11:40,029 --> 01:11:40,897 AND, UH... WOW. 1678 01:11:40,930 --> 01:11:44,067 I LET THE WHOLE THING DROP, AND THEN, UH, 1679 01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:45,835 OH, ABOUT 5, 6 MONTHS LATER, 1680 01:11:45,869 --> 01:11:49,773 HE GOT A CARD IN THE MAIL FROM A DR. RICE. 1681 01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:51,475 LOOKED LIKE AN INVITATION. 1682 01:11:51,508 --> 01:11:52,476 WHO'S DR. RICE? 1683 01:11:52,509 --> 01:11:54,878 EXACTLY WHAT I SAID, 1684 01:11:54,911 --> 01:11:55,645 YOU KNOW, VERY NICELY, 1685 01:11:55,679 --> 01:11:57,781 AND, UH, ROGER GOT VERY FLUSTERED. 1686 01:11:57,814 --> 01:12:00,450 AND STAMMERED SOMETHING ABOUT IT OBVIOUSLY 1687 01:12:00,484 --> 01:12:03,787 BEING ADDRESSED TO THE WRONG DR. KLINK. 1688 01:12:07,056 --> 01:12:14,664 IS DR. RICE A BOY DOCTOR OR A GIRL DOCTOR? 1689 01:12:15,665 --> 01:12:18,034 A GIRL DOCTOR. 1690 01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:20,604 ARE YOU SURE? 1691 01:12:20,637 --> 01:12:22,906 HEH. WELL, WHO ELSE BUT A GIRL 1692 01:12:22,939 --> 01:12:23,940 COULD HAVE TAUGHT HIM 1693 01:12:23,973 --> 01:12:27,677 ALL THOSE GOOD THINGS THAT HE KNEW? 1694 01:12:27,711 --> 01:12:28,812 WELL, THANK YOU... 1695 01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:31,748 HEH. FOR YOUR HELP. 1696 01:12:32,716 --> 01:12:35,852 WE, UM--WE ARE SEPARATED, YOU KNOW. 1697 01:12:35,885 --> 01:12:36,753 MMM. 1698 01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:39,723 UH, DO YOU LIVE ALONE? 1699 01:12:39,756 --> 01:12:41,791 I, UM... 1700 01:12:41,825 --> 01:12:43,092 HAVE A ROOMMATE. 1701 01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:46,029 BUT, UH, LISTEN, UH, HERE'S MY CARD, 1702 01:12:46,062 --> 01:12:49,899 AND, UH, IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE, 1703 01:12:49,933 --> 01:12:51,768 WHY, UH, YOU CAN CALL ME. 1704 01:12:51,801 --> 01:12:53,503 OH. DAY AND NIGHT. 1705 01:12:53,537 --> 01:12:54,471 THANK YOU. 1706 01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:55,939 MA'AM. 1707 01:12:59,776 --> 01:13:01,811 I'LL SEE YOU. 1708 01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:23,900 NO! 1709 01:13:23,933 --> 01:13:25,935 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1710 01:13:25,969 --> 01:13:27,437 GOOD MORNING, COUNSEL. 1711 01:13:27,471 --> 01:13:30,640 HI, COUNSEL. HOW'S IT HANGING? 1712 01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:32,742 Connie: BETTER PUT THAT ANIMAL OF YOURS IN A CAGE, 1713 01:13:32,776 --> 01:13:35,745 OR I'LL HAVE TO GET A RESTRAINING ORDER. 1714 01:13:35,779 --> 01:13:37,847 Ezri: YOUR CLIENT HAS VIOLATED RULES 1715 01:13:37,881 --> 01:13:41,518 REGARDING EX PARTE PROPINQUITY. 1716 01:13:41,885 --> 01:13:44,921 I'LL SQUEEZE IN HERE WITH YOU. 1717 01:13:45,689 --> 01:13:47,924 LET'S TAKE THE STAIRS. 1718 01:13:49,058 --> 01:13:52,962 I GET AN ERECTION JUST THINKING ABOUT ELEVATORS. 1719 01:13:53,530 --> 01:13:56,900 WE WERE BY THE DOOR, STANDING UP. 1720 01:13:56,933 --> 01:13:58,468 HE WAS HUGGING ME, 1721 01:13:58,502 --> 01:14:00,670 MOVING HIS HANDS OVER MY DRESS 1722 01:14:00,704 --> 01:14:01,838 AND THEN UNDER MY DRESS. 1723 01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:04,240 I WASN'T WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR. 1724 01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:05,742 OH, BABY! 1725 01:14:05,775 --> 01:14:08,812 [MEN CHEERING, WHISTLING] 1726 01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:11,815 HEY, DAN, OVER HERE. 1727 01:14:11,848 --> 01:14:13,783 HEY. HEY, LARRY, WHAT'S UP? 1728 01:14:13,817 --> 01:14:14,851 YOU SEEN MELINDA? 1729 01:14:14,884 --> 01:14:16,019 HAVEN'T SEEN HER, BRO. 1730 01:14:16,052 --> 01:14:19,088 BUT YOU DON'T THINK THIS MONEY'S GOIN' TO HER HEAD, DO YOU? 1731 01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:20,189 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 1732 01:14:20,223 --> 01:14:21,758 IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN THINK 1733 01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:23,527 SHE'S 100% INTO THE WHOLE THING. 1734 01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,895 WE WERE TALKING LAST-- LAST--IS--THIS IS... 1735 01:14:25,929 --> 01:14:27,831 LARRY, THIS IS MELINDA NAKED. 1736 01:14:27,864 --> 01:14:29,766 [LARRY CHUCKLES] I TOOK HER HEAD 1737 01:14:29,799 --> 01:14:31,000 OFF LAST YEAR'S CHRISTMAS CARD, 1738 01:14:31,034 --> 01:14:32,802 DOWNLOADED THE BODY OFF THE INTERNET. 1739 01:14:32,836 --> 01:14:34,804 THE REST IS THE MAGIC OF PHOTOSHOP. 1740 01:14:34,838 --> 01:14:36,840 BUT GODDAMN, LARRY, SHE'S STILL NAKED. 1741 01:14:36,873 --> 01:14:38,642 I-IT'S NOT HER BODY. 1742 01:14:38,675 --> 01:14:41,010 WITH SEXY ARTWORK ON THE VIDEO BOX, 1743 01:14:41,044 --> 01:14:42,879 I CAN GET DOUBLE PER UNIT. 1744 01:14:42,912 --> 01:14:44,581 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1745 01:14:44,614 --> 01:14:45,782 YEE-HA! [WOLF WHISTLE] 1746 01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:47,884 I PUT MY HANDS IN HIS PANTS. 1747 01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:49,285 OH, MY GOD. LARRY-- 1748 01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:51,220 OK, THAT'S MY LITTLE SURPRISE. 1749 01:14:51,254 --> 01:14:53,557 MELINDA IS HOT, BRO. 1750 01:14:53,590 --> 01:14:54,323 IS THAT--ARE THOSE-- 1751 01:14:54,357 --> 01:14:56,693 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS CROWD? HECK, 1752 01:14:56,726 --> 01:14:58,762 WE COULD SELL HER DEPOSITION TAPES 1753 01:14:58,795 --> 01:14:59,863 TO EVERY BAR IN TOWN. 1754 01:14:59,896 --> 01:15:02,966 I'VE GOT A BUDDY IN SALT LAKE WORKING ON THE WEBSITE. 1755 01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:06,035 WHA--LARRY, I AM TRYING TO GET BACK WITH HER. 1756 01:15:06,069 --> 01:15:08,938 ...BEING UP ON HIS DESK, 1757 01:15:08,972 --> 01:15:10,840 ON ALL FOURS. 1758 01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:11,908 WHOO! WHOO! 1759 01:15:11,941 --> 01:15:13,843 LARRY, HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR BROTHER? 1760 01:15:13,877 --> 01:15:16,880 SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. HEY, MELINDA. 1761 01:15:17,947 --> 01:15:19,048 WHAT'S THIS? 1762 01:15:19,082 --> 01:15:20,884 DON'T WORRY. IT'S NOT YOUR BODY. 1763 01:15:20,917 --> 01:15:21,751 BOO-YAH. WHY DON'T WE 1764 01:15:21,785 --> 01:15:24,888 TURN IT OFF, HUH? I THINK THE GAME'S ON. 1765 01:15:26,089 --> 01:15:27,190 ...HIS OTHER HAND, 1766 01:15:27,223 --> 01:15:28,725 HE WAS VERY GENTLY... 1767 01:15:28,758 --> 01:15:30,594 THAT'S ME ON TV. 1768 01:15:30,627 --> 01:15:33,229 ...AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND 1769 01:15:33,262 --> 01:15:36,933 AND UP AND DOWN ON... 1770 01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:38,234 MRS. HAPPY! MRS. HAPPY! 1771 01:15:38,267 --> 01:15:40,870 TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF! 1772 01:15:40,904 --> 01:15:42,939 WHOO HOO! WHEE-HAH! 1773 01:15:42,972 --> 01:15:43,907 DANNY? 1774 01:15:43,940 --> 01:15:46,910 UH, OH, MEL, OH, SHIT. 1775 01:15:46,943 --> 01:15:47,744 HOW COULD YOU? 1776 01:15:47,777 --> 01:15:49,345 I DIDN'T. I SWEAR. 1777 01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:49,946 HOW COULD YOU? 1778 01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:51,715 I DIDN'T. MEL, I SWEAR. 1779 01:15:51,748 --> 01:15:54,751 MEL, I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN'T. MEL. 1780 01:15:54,784 --> 01:15:56,285 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, WHY DON'T WE-- 1781 01:15:56,319 --> 01:15:57,253 LOOK, THAT'S MY WIFE! 1782 01:15:57,286 --> 01:15:58,955 CAN WE PLEASE TURN IT OFF? 1783 01:15:58,988 --> 01:15:59,956 HEY! HEY, EVERYBODY! 1784 01:15:59,989 --> 01:16:01,925 IT'S MR. HAPPY! 1785 01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:04,127 [YELLING, CHEERING] 1786 01:16:04,661 --> 01:16:05,695 HEY, COME ON, BUDDY! 1787 01:16:05,729 --> 01:16:06,730 HEY, HEY, HEY-- 1788 01:16:06,763 --> 01:16:09,699 THE BEST PART! GET DOWN, NOW! 1789 01:16:09,733 --> 01:16:11,067 GET HIM OFF OF THERE. 1790 01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:12,068 GET OFF ME! 1791 01:16:12,101 --> 01:16:15,304 UNH! [SIGHS] 1792 01:16:24,313 --> 01:16:25,348 [CELLPHONE RINGS] 1793 01:16:25,381 --> 01:16:27,984 [LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING] 1794 01:16:28,017 --> 01:16:30,887 YES. 1795 01:16:31,988 --> 01:16:33,723 YOU'RE KIDDING. 1796 01:16:33,757 --> 01:16:35,391 THAT'S NOT SO BAD. 1797 01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:36,893 WHEN? 1798 01:16:38,795 --> 01:16:40,630 GOOD IDEA. 1799 01:16:40,664 --> 01:16:42,131 TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE. 1800 01:16:42,165 --> 01:16:43,833 GET HOLD OF DR. PAIGE AND WARN HER. 1801 01:16:43,867 --> 01:16:48,938 NO, NO. I-I'LL CONVEY THE MESSAGE TO MR. STOVALL. 1802 01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:53,810 [GLASSES CLINK] 1803 01:16:53,843 --> 01:16:55,011 WHAT'S UP? 1804 01:16:55,044 --> 01:16:56,279 GOOD NEWS FOR OUR TEAM. 1805 01:16:56,312 --> 01:16:58,014 CARMICHAELS ARE SPLITTING UP FOR GOOD. 1806 01:16:58,047 --> 01:17:01,417 MELINDA'S AT SOME HOTEL BY THE HIGHWAY. 1807 01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,687 SHE'S VERY UPSET. 1808 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:06,122 I'D LIKE TO GIVE HER A DAY'S REST. 1809 01:17:06,155 --> 01:17:10,994 JOHNSON THINKS WE SHOULD MOVE ON TO DR. PAIGE'S DEPOSITION. 1810 01:17:11,895 --> 01:17:15,832 I'M NOT SURE I'M PREPARED FOR DR. PAIGE. 1811 01:17:15,865 --> 01:17:17,266 EZRI... 1812 01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:20,970 IT WOULD MEAN AN AWFUL LOT TO ME. 1813 01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:25,641 [SWALLOWS] 1814 01:17:26,442 --> 01:17:29,178 [BLUES GUITAR PLAYING] 1815 01:17:33,883 --> 01:17:36,720 MAX, YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THE OTHER ROAD, 1816 01:17:36,753 --> 01:17:39,655 THE ONE YOU DIDN'T WALK DOWN? 1817 01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:42,291 THE ONE YOU STOOD AT THE MOUTH OF, 1818 01:17:42,325 --> 01:17:45,829 BUT WERE AFRAID TO WALK DOWN, AFRAID TO... 1819 01:17:45,862 --> 01:17:48,832 LET DOWN YOUR HAIR AND RUN? 1820 01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:52,969 AH, I'M WAXING RHETORICAL, 1821 01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:55,805 NOT LOOKING FOR AN ANSWER, JUST A LITTLE... 1822 01:17:55,839 --> 01:17:58,808 ANONYMOUS COMPANIONSHIP. 1823 01:18:00,209 --> 01:18:00,810 HERE, DOC, 1824 01:18:00,844 --> 01:18:02,245 COMPLIMENTS OF THE LADIES 1825 01:18:02,278 --> 01:18:04,881 AT THE END OF THE BAR. 1826 01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:10,787 IT'S THE CORVETTE, MAX. THE WOMEN LOVE IT. 1827 01:18:11,087 --> 01:18:12,856 TO DR. MAJESTIC. 1828 01:18:12,889 --> 01:18:14,891 Women: DR. MAJESTIC. 1829 01:18:14,924 --> 01:18:16,826 WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 1830 01:18:16,860 --> 01:18:18,862 THAT'S CON-- THAT'S CONFIDENTIAL 1831 01:18:18,895 --> 01:18:22,465 UH, DOCTOR-CLI-- UH, ATTORNEY... 1832 01:18:22,498 --> 01:18:24,500 AHH! AHH. 1833 01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:25,268 [ALL LAUGHING] 1834 01:18:25,301 --> 01:18:28,437 HEY, DOC, YOU FORGOT YOUR PICTURE. 1835 01:18:45,989 --> 01:18:48,191 [DOOR BUZZER] 1836 01:18:58,001 --> 01:18:58,734 [SHOWER RUNNING] OH. 1837 01:18:58,768 --> 01:19:00,770 Man: * BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O... * 1838 01:19:00,804 --> 01:19:01,838 HI. 1839 01:19:01,871 --> 01:19:04,240 UH, IS FELIX IN? 1840 01:19:04,273 --> 01:19:06,542 HE'S IN THE SHOWER. 1841 01:19:06,575 --> 01:19:07,410 OH, YOU'RE THE ROOMMATE. 1842 01:19:07,443 --> 01:19:11,414 OH, HA HA HA! HE SAID HE HAD A ROOMMATE. 1843 01:19:11,447 --> 01:19:12,515 I TOTALLY FOR... 1844 01:19:12,548 --> 01:19:14,851 DID HE? AND YOU MUST BE... 1845 01:19:14,884 --> 01:19:15,684 I'M--I'M JENNIFER. 1846 01:19:15,718 --> 01:19:20,023 I'M, UH, THE ALMOST EX-MRS. DR. KLINK. 1847 01:19:20,056 --> 01:19:21,791 RIGHT. 1848 01:19:21,825 --> 01:19:23,092 AND YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE... 1849 01:19:23,126 --> 01:19:24,828 [SIGHS] WELL, AH HEH HEH. 1850 01:19:24,861 --> 01:19:28,064 I HAVE A VERY VALUABLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE 1851 01:19:28,097 --> 01:19:33,837 TO HELP SCREW MY FUTURE EX-HUSBAND, AND, UM... 1852 01:19:33,870 --> 01:19:36,372 I'D REALLY LIKE TO GIVE IT TO FELIX. 1853 01:19:36,405 --> 01:19:38,975 WELL, WE'RE NOT JUST ROOMMATES. 1854 01:19:39,008 --> 01:19:40,009 WE'RE PARTNERS. 1855 01:19:40,043 --> 01:19:40,910 OH. PERFECT. OK. 1856 01:19:40,944 --> 01:19:44,113 SO WHAT HAPPENED IS A GOT A CALL FROM MAX, 1857 01:19:44,147 --> 01:19:46,816 THE BARTENDER DOWN AT THE WILD BILL LOUNGE. 1858 01:19:46,850 --> 01:19:49,518 HE DIDN'T KNOW ROGER AND I HAD SPLIT, 1859 01:19:49,552 --> 01:19:52,188 SO HE CALLED THE HOUSE, AND, UH--HEH. 1860 01:19:52,221 --> 01:19:54,323 LOOKY WHAT MY HUSBAND 1861 01:19:54,357 --> 01:19:56,960 LEFT BEHIND-Y IN THE BAR. 1862 01:19:56,993 --> 01:20:00,229 I'VE SEEN THIS PICTURE BEFORE. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 1863 01:20:00,263 --> 01:20:03,299 WH--THAT'S DR. RICE NEXT TO MY HUSBAND. 1864 01:20:03,332 --> 01:20:06,002 EX! EX-HUSBAND. UHH! EX-HUSBAND. 1865 01:20:06,035 --> 01:20:09,873 I MEAN, LOOK AT THEIR HANDS. IT'S... 1866 01:20:09,906 --> 01:20:12,441 THAT'S DR. RICE? 1867 01:20:14,043 --> 01:20:17,146 "TO A GREAT ORATOR, LOVE, E.R." 1868 01:20:17,180 --> 01:20:21,284 [SIGHS] DR. RICE TAUGHT ROGER THE, UH, 1869 01:20:21,317 --> 01:20:24,020 CUNNILINGUAL ARTS, AS FELIX PUT IT. 1870 01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:26,022 ISN'T THAT FUNNY? HA HA HA HA! 1871 01:20:26,055 --> 01:20:28,157 IS THAT HOW HE PUT IT? 1872 01:20:28,191 --> 01:20:31,260 [FELIX HUMMING IN THE SHOWER] 1873 01:20:31,294 --> 01:20:34,463 * THERE WAS A FARMER HAD A DOG * 1874 01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:36,966 * AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O * 1875 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,969 * NN-NN-NN-NN-DOG... 1876 01:20:40,003 --> 01:20:44,908 DOES FELIX TAKE LONG SHOWERS? 1877 01:20:44,941 --> 01:20:48,978 WE'RE LOVERS, NOT JUST PARTNERS. 1878 01:20:49,012 --> 01:20:49,778 OH, YES. OK. 1879 01:20:49,812 --> 01:20:52,882 WELL, I NEVER WOULD HAVE, UH, AHEM, 1880 01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:55,018 I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. IT'S... 1881 01:20:55,051 --> 01:20:56,485 A LOT OF FRINGE AND--OK. 1882 01:20:56,519 --> 01:20:58,922 WELL, HE'D--HE'D CALLED YOU HIS ROOMMATE, 1883 01:20:58,955 --> 01:21:00,924 JUST--JUST SO YOU KNOW THAT. 1884 01:21:00,957 --> 01:21:02,058 SORRY. 1885 01:21:02,091 --> 01:21:03,126 OH, THAT'S OK. 1886 01:21:03,159 --> 01:21:03,960 THAT'S OK. 1887 01:21:03,993 --> 01:21:06,595 THIS, UM--THIS IS AN IDAHO CHARDONNAY, 1888 01:21:06,629 --> 01:21:08,431 IF YOU WANNA... 1889 01:21:08,464 --> 01:21:09,899 I'M GONNA GO. 1890 01:21:09,933 --> 01:21:12,301 UH, KEEP THE PHOTO. 1891 01:21:12,335 --> 01:21:14,971 KEEP THIS. HEH. 1892 01:21:15,004 --> 01:21:16,940 AND, UH... 1893 01:21:16,973 --> 01:21:19,642 BUST HIS BALLS FOR ME, WOULD YOU? 1894 01:21:19,675 --> 01:21:22,979 DON'T WORRY. 1895 01:21:23,980 --> 01:21:26,950 [OPERA PLAYING] 1896 01:21:46,035 --> 01:21:48,304 [CELLPHONE RINGS] 1897 01:21:50,373 --> 01:21:52,175 [RING] 1898 01:21:54,210 --> 01:21:56,012 [BEEP] THIS BETTER BE GOOD. 1899 01:21:56,045 --> 01:21:59,315 I FOUND A PICTURE OF KLINK WITH DR. RICE. 1900 01:21:59,348 --> 01:22:00,683 MEANINGLESS. GOOD-BYE. 1901 01:22:00,716 --> 01:22:04,020 GUESS WHO DR. RICE IS. 1902 01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:08,124 REALLY? 1903 01:22:08,724 --> 01:22:09,959 ARE YOU SURE? 1904 01:22:09,993 --> 01:22:12,361 POSITIVE. 1905 01:22:14,697 --> 01:22:17,300 I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 1906 01:22:32,315 --> 01:22:36,219 [WITH CASTILIAN LISP] CONTHUELA, THAT WAS AMATHING. 1907 01:22:36,252 --> 01:22:39,422 THAT WAS A CLASS-A MISDEMEANOR. 1908 01:22:40,389 --> 01:22:42,391 MY DEAR... 1909 01:22:42,425 --> 01:22:43,759 THAT WAS A FELONY. 1910 01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:45,228 YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE? 1911 01:22:45,261 --> 01:22:47,763 I HATE THAT ONE OF US HAS TO LOSE. 1912 01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:50,666 I WISH WE COULD BOTH WIN. 1913 01:22:53,702 --> 01:22:55,438 OHH. OK. 1914 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:57,773 OK. 1915 01:22:57,806 --> 01:23:00,643 OK. HA. 1916 01:23:00,676 --> 01:23:01,677 AH HA! 1917 01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:03,179 HA HA HA! 1918 01:23:03,212 --> 01:23:04,047 [GASPS] 1919 01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:07,016 Ezri: EXHIBIT "A" IS A GROUP PHOTOGRAPH 1920 01:23:07,050 --> 01:23:09,185 FROM THE OTAPI SHRINK CONVENTION, 1921 01:23:09,218 --> 01:23:12,055 DENVER, 1999. 1922 01:23:12,088 --> 01:23:13,656 DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE WOMAN 1923 01:23:13,689 --> 01:23:16,692 STANDING NEXT TO ROGER KLINK? 1924 01:23:18,194 --> 01:23:19,495 OF COURSE I DO. 1925 01:23:19,528 --> 01:23:20,696 WOULD YOU PLEASE READ 1926 01:23:20,729 --> 01:23:24,467 WHAT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK OF THE PHOTO. 1927 01:23:26,069 --> 01:23:30,039 "TO A GREAT ORATOR, LOVE, E.R." 1928 01:23:30,073 --> 01:23:31,074 WHO'S E.R.? 1929 01:23:31,107 --> 01:23:33,442 EMILY RICE. 1930 01:23:33,742 --> 01:23:36,445 Ezri: WHO IS EMILY RICE? 1931 01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:39,315 ME. I AM. UH... 1932 01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:40,716 I WAS. 1933 01:23:40,749 --> 01:23:44,787 MY SECOND FORMER HUSBAND WAS EUGENE RICE. 1934 01:23:44,820 --> 01:23:48,657 WHAT DID YOU MEAN, "A GREAT ORATOR"? 1935 01:23:48,691 --> 01:23:50,693 IT'S DOUBLE ENTENDRE. 1936 01:23:50,726 --> 01:23:52,761 IT--NO BIG DEAL. 1937 01:23:52,795 --> 01:23:55,564 IT REFERS TO ORAL SEX. 1938 01:23:55,598 --> 01:23:57,300 WE HAD A FLING IN DENVER. 1939 01:23:57,333 --> 01:23:58,101 [GASPS] 1940 01:23:58,134 --> 01:23:59,568 WE HARDLY LEFT THE ROOM FOR 3 DAYS, 1941 01:23:59,602 --> 01:24:01,737 ALTHOUGH IT WAS MORE OF A WORKSHOP, 1942 01:24:01,770 --> 01:24:04,307 CONSIDERING ROGER WAS A SEXUAL FLEDGLING. 1943 01:24:04,340 --> 01:24:05,141 I OBJECT! 1944 01:24:05,174 --> 01:24:06,041 IT'S THE TRUTH. 1945 01:24:06,075 --> 01:24:08,744 I TUTORED HIM IN VARIOUS SEXUAL TECHNIQUES. 1946 01:24:08,777 --> 01:24:10,846 GRANTED, HE-- HE WAS A QUICK LEARNER. 1947 01:24:10,879 --> 01:24:14,750 HE MADE THE GREATEST STRIDES IN THE ORAL DISCIPLINES, 1948 01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:16,352 HENCE "A GREAT ORATOR." 1949 01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:18,721 ORAL? YOU AND DR. KLINK? 1950 01:24:18,754 --> 01:24:20,823 I NAMED HIS PENIS MR. MAJESTIC. 1951 01:24:20,856 --> 01:24:23,226 TO BOOST HIS CONFIDENCE. 1952 01:24:23,259 --> 01:24:24,093 OH, JESUS-- 1953 01:24:24,127 --> 01:24:24,760 OH, GOD! OH, MAN. 1954 01:24:24,793 --> 01:24:27,163 SHOULD I GO OFF RECORD? 1955 01:24:27,196 --> 01:24:28,097 DON'T YOU DARE. 1956 01:24:28,131 --> 01:24:28,997 I SHOWED HIM EVERYTHING. 1957 01:24:29,031 --> 01:24:31,734 I CRAMMED 6 MONTHS OF TRAINING INTO 3 DAYS. 1958 01:24:31,767 --> 01:24:34,370 OH, AND WE HAD AN ELEVATOR IN DENVER. 1959 01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:36,705 YOU TWO HAD SEX IN AN ELEVATOR? 1960 01:24:36,739 --> 01:24:38,474 WELL-- WELL, HE WAS TOO TIMID. 1961 01:24:38,507 --> 01:24:40,409 "WHAT IF SOMEONE COMES? I'M SO SCARED." 1962 01:24:40,443 --> 01:24:42,678 YOU WERE LIKE A SUPERCHARGED SEX INSTRUCTOR! 1963 01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:43,846 A SQUARE-DANCE CALLER! 1964 01:24:43,879 --> 01:24:45,148 "ROLL OVER. 1965 01:24:45,181 --> 01:24:46,515 "RUB HERE. TOUCH THIS. 1966 01:24:46,549 --> 01:24:48,717 ON YOUR BACK. ON YOUR KNEES." 1967 01:24:48,751 --> 01:24:51,454 UHH! IT WAS LIKE SEXUAL BOOT CAMP. 1968 01:24:51,487 --> 01:24:54,223 YOU LOVED IT, AND THEN YOU HAVE THE NERVE 1969 01:24:54,257 --> 01:24:57,160 TO SHARE MY ADVANCED CIRCLE TECHNIQUE WITH HER. 1970 01:24:57,193 --> 01:24:58,894 THOSE CIRCLES ARE MINE! 1971 01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:00,463 I GAVE HIM THAT TECHNIQUE. 1972 01:25:00,496 --> 01:25:03,432 BUT THAT'S ALL IT IS TO YOU, TECHNIQUE 1973 01:25:03,466 --> 01:25:04,733 AND DISCIPLINES, MANEUVERS. 1974 01:25:04,767 --> 01:25:06,835 I MEAN, IF YOU HAD JUST SHUT UP ONCE 1975 01:25:06,869 --> 01:25:08,904 DURING THE WHOLE WEEKEND AND LET ME BE ME, 1976 01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:11,307 I MIGHT NEVER HAVE GONE BACK TO MY WIFE. 1977 01:25:11,340 --> 01:25:14,410 YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME, DR. PAIGE. 1978 01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:15,043 IT HAD NO BEARING. 1979 01:25:15,077 --> 01:25:16,412 YOU PRESSED ME TO SUE HIM. 1980 01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:18,647 YOU WANTED TO NAIL THE BASTARD. 1981 01:25:18,681 --> 01:25:21,350 YOU USED ME TO GET BACK AT DR. KLINK! 1982 01:25:21,384 --> 01:25:22,251 HOW COULD YOU? 1983 01:25:22,285 --> 01:25:24,687 YOU, YOU STOLE THE CIRCLES FROM DR. PAIGE! 1984 01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:27,756 HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED. 1985 01:25:27,790 --> 01:25:29,892 NO, NO! I WAS TRYING TO HELP! 1986 01:25:29,925 --> 01:25:32,195 YOU USED MRS. CARMICHAEL, 1987 01:25:32,228 --> 01:25:32,928 A BROKEN WOMAN. 1988 01:25:32,961 --> 01:25:34,763 WHO WAS UNABLE TO DEFEND HERSELF 1989 01:25:34,797 --> 01:25:37,700 FROM THE ADVANCES OF THIS SEXUAL PREDATOR. 1990 01:25:37,733 --> 01:25:41,837 PREDATOR? HE'S A LEAF-EATER, A SEXUAL HERBIVORE. 1991 01:25:41,870 --> 01:25:42,571 I OBJECT. TH-- 1992 01:25:42,605 --> 01:25:45,274 A PREDATOR CREATED BY DR. PAIGE. 1993 01:25:45,308 --> 01:25:48,877 OH, BUT THEN--BUT THEN HER CREATION SPURNED HER. 1994 01:25:48,911 --> 01:25:50,713 SO YOU SET OUT TO DESTROY HIM, 1995 01:25:50,746 --> 01:25:53,816 AND THIS INNOCENT WOMAN JUST GOT IN YOUR WAY. 1996 01:25:53,849 --> 01:25:54,883 NONE OF THIS IS TRUE! 1997 01:25:54,917 --> 01:25:57,253 YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE, DR. PAIGE. 1998 01:25:57,286 --> 01:25:57,953 MY MARRIAGE IS OVER, 1999 01:25:57,986 --> 01:25:59,722 DAN'S BECOME A GREEDY ASSHOLE, 2000 01:25:59,755 --> 01:26:01,490 AND HIS SHIT BROTHER IS SELLING 2001 01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:03,859 THE DEPOSITION TAPES AT LOCAL BARS! 2002 01:26:03,892 --> 01:26:05,828 WHA-- 2003 01:26:06,795 --> 01:26:08,864 I DID IT! 2004 01:26:08,897 --> 01:26:09,665 OH, YOU'RE FIRED. 2005 01:26:09,698 --> 01:26:12,368 YOU CAN'T FIRE HER. SHE'S PREGNANT. 2006 01:26:13,902 --> 01:26:15,838 UHH. THE TAPES ARE MEANINGLESS NOW. 2007 01:26:15,871 --> 01:26:18,574 REMEMBER YOUR WISH LAST NIGHT, CONSUELA? 2008 01:26:18,607 --> 01:26:19,375 LAST NIGHT? 2009 01:26:19,408 --> 01:26:22,278 THAT BOTH OF US COULD WIN THIS CASE. 2010 01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:23,379 THAT ISN'T POSSIBLE, 2011 01:26:23,412 --> 01:26:25,781 BUT I'VE COME UP WITH THE NEXT BEST THING. 2012 01:26:25,814 --> 01:26:28,651 FIRST, YOU DROP YOUR SUIT AGAINST KLINK. 2013 01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:29,452 DO WHAT? 2014 01:26:29,485 --> 01:26:30,653 DROP THE SUIT? NEVER! 2015 01:26:30,686 --> 01:26:32,421 YOU FILE A SUIT ON BEHALF 2016 01:26:32,455 --> 01:26:34,223 OF MRS. CARMICHAEL AND KLINK, 2017 01:26:34,257 --> 01:26:36,692 THE REAL VICTIMS IN THIS CASE, 2018 01:26:36,725 --> 01:26:38,727 AGAINST THE REAL VILLAIN, 2019 01:26:38,761 --> 01:26:44,367 THE CONNIVING AND VENGEFUL DR. PAIGE. 2020 01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:45,868 THIS'LL NEVER HOLD UP IN COURT. 2021 01:26:45,901 --> 01:26:47,970 IT WON'T HAVE TO. YOU'LL SETTLE 2022 01:26:48,003 --> 01:26:49,572 OUT OF COURT FOR 5 MILLION, 2023 01:26:49,605 --> 01:26:50,839 WHICH THE COMPANY WILL AGREE TO. 2024 01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:54,943 AND MELINDA AND KLINK WILL SPLIT 5 MILLION. 2025 01:26:54,977 --> 01:26:55,844 MINUS 30%. 2026 01:26:55,878 --> 01:26:56,945 EVERYONE'S A WINNER. 2027 01:26:56,979 --> 01:26:58,881 WELL, NOT EVERYONE. 2028 01:26:58,914 --> 01:27:00,283 ACCORDING TO THE SETTLEMENT, 2029 01:27:00,316 --> 01:27:02,885 DR. PAIGE WILL LOSE HER LICENSE. 2030 01:27:02,918 --> 01:27:03,719 LOSE MY LICENSE? 2031 01:27:03,752 --> 01:27:06,422 BUT THERE IS AN ISLAND IN THE CARIBBEAN 2032 01:27:06,455 --> 01:27:08,491 WHERE YOU DO NOT NEED A LICENSE 2033 01:27:08,524 --> 01:27:10,393 TO PRACTICE THE PSYCHIATRIC ARTS. 2034 01:27:10,426 --> 01:27:11,860 AHH! [STAMMERS] 2035 01:27:12,695 --> 01:27:13,729 GRAND CAYMAN. 2036 01:27:13,762 --> 01:27:15,264 THE CARIBBEAN? 2037 01:27:15,298 --> 01:27:17,933 BRILLIANT. IT'S A HAPPY ENDING. 2038 01:27:17,966 --> 01:27:19,768 YOU ARE THE GREATEST. 2039 01:27:19,802 --> 01:27:21,737 [PATS] 2040 01:27:23,406 --> 01:27:25,007 [SNAPS] 2041 01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:27,710 Ezri: COME HERE, YOU BIG LUG. 2042 01:27:27,743 --> 01:27:32,315 MELINDA, ROGER, CONGRATULATIONS! 2043 01:27:32,348 --> 01:27:33,816 WE WON! WE'RE RICH! 2044 01:27:33,849 --> 01:27:34,750 Emily: THIS IS INSANE! 2045 01:27:34,783 --> 01:27:39,622 I WON'T AGREE. I WANNA SPEAK TO MY ATTORNEY. 2046 01:27:42,858 --> 01:27:44,560 I'M YOUR ATTORNEY. 2047 01:27:44,593 --> 01:27:46,329 [SOBS] 2048 01:27:46,362 --> 01:27:48,831 EVERY SHRINK IN THE GREAT STATE OF IDAHO 2049 01:27:48,864 --> 01:27:52,701 HAS THE SAME MALPRACTICE PLAN AND THE SAME LAWYER, 2050 01:27:52,735 --> 01:27:53,869 EZRI STOVALL. 2051 01:27:53,902 --> 01:27:56,705 AS YOUR ATTORNEY AND THE ONE VOICE 2052 01:27:56,739 --> 01:27:58,307 THE INSURANCE COMPANY LISTENS TO, 2053 01:27:58,341 --> 01:28:00,609 I RECOMMEND WE SETTLE OUT OF COURT. 2054 01:28:00,643 --> 01:28:04,813 BUT--BUT YOU NEVER SETTLE OUT OF COURT. 2055 01:28:08,784 --> 01:28:12,355 I WILL FOR YOU. 2056 01:28:15,123 --> 01:28:17,926 LOVE MEANS MAKING SACRIFICES. 2057 01:28:21,797 --> 01:28:22,765 I'M SORRY, EMILY. 2058 01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:24,833 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHAMPAGNE? 2059 01:28:24,867 --> 01:28:25,901 [WHIMPERS] 2060 01:28:25,934 --> 01:28:26,835 NO? MELINDA? 2061 01:28:26,869 --> 01:28:31,874 AAH! GODDAMN LAWYERS AND DOCTORS, GO TO HELL! 2062 01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:35,811 MELINDA? 2063 01:28:36,812 --> 01:28:38,747 MELINDA, WAIT! 2064 01:28:38,781 --> 01:28:40,983 AHH! GAHH! 2065 01:28:41,584 --> 01:28:42,718 ROGER! WAIT! 2066 01:28:42,751 --> 01:28:43,786 ROGER! 2067 01:28:43,819 --> 01:28:46,822 ROGER! ROGER! 2068 01:28:47,756 --> 01:28:51,026 AND WHEN DID YOU COME UP WITH ALL OF THIS? 2069 01:28:51,059 --> 01:28:52,761 AFTER YOU FELL ASLEEP. 2070 01:28:52,795 --> 01:28:53,862 I FELL ASLEEP? 2071 01:28:53,896 --> 01:28:54,863 MM-HMM. 2072 01:28:54,897 --> 01:28:56,865 SO WE DIDN'T... 2073 01:28:56,899 --> 01:28:59,468 NO. 2074 01:28:59,502 --> 01:29:00,703 I MISSED IT. 2075 01:29:00,736 --> 01:29:01,770 I TOOK THE LIBERTY 2076 01:29:01,804 --> 01:29:04,440 OF RESCHEDULING YOU FOR 3:00. 2077 01:29:04,473 --> 01:29:06,842 IT'S TIME! 2078 01:29:06,875 --> 01:29:08,577 T-TIME? 2079 01:29:08,611 --> 01:29:10,813 UH-HUH. THE BABY. 2080 01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:12,848 OHH. 2081 01:29:30,165 --> 01:29:32,034 [PEELS OUT] 2082 01:29:34,803 --> 01:29:35,638 [TIRES SKID] 2083 01:29:35,671 --> 01:29:38,774 [SLIGHTLY SPED UP] MELINDA! I'LL FOLLOW. 2084 01:29:38,807 --> 01:29:40,543 [TIRES SKID] 2085 01:29:41,844 --> 01:29:43,111 ROGER! ROGER! 2086 01:29:43,145 --> 01:29:44,947 GET BACK HERE! 2087 01:29:45,481 --> 01:29:47,950 [RAPID CHATTERING] 2088 01:29:48,851 --> 01:29:51,787 [PEELS OUT] 2089 01:29:52,087 --> 01:29:53,989 [TIRES SKID] 2090 01:29:54,990 --> 01:29:57,526 [HORN HONKING] 2091 01:29:58,794 --> 01:30:00,095 [NORMAL SPEED] PULL OVER! 2092 01:30:00,128 --> 01:30:02,531 WE NEED TO TALK! 2093 01:30:07,803 --> 01:30:09,538 [DING] 2094 01:30:09,572 --> 01:30:11,406 OHH! ROGER! 2095 01:30:11,874 --> 01:30:13,642 ROGER! 2096 01:30:13,676 --> 01:30:15,010 BROTHER, EMILY. 2097 01:30:15,043 --> 01:30:15,911 [DING] 2098 01:30:15,944 --> 01:30:17,446 [PEELS OUT] ROGER! 2099 01:30:17,480 --> 01:30:20,983 ROGER, FOR THE LOVE-- 2100 01:30:25,921 --> 01:30:28,824 [HONKS] 2101 01:30:28,857 --> 01:30:31,627 COME ON. COME ON. 2102 01:30:59,522 --> 01:31:00,723 GO AWAY! OHH! 2103 01:31:00,756 --> 01:31:02,591 GUHH. OK. ALL RIGHT. 2104 01:31:02,625 --> 01:31:04,493 LISTEN, I MUST'VE BEEN CRAZY 2105 01:31:04,527 --> 01:31:05,928 TO RISK LOSING YOU, OK? 2106 01:31:05,961 --> 01:31:07,796 SCREW THE MONEY. SCREW THE LAWYERS. 2107 01:31:07,830 --> 01:31:09,865 SCREW LARRY. SC-SCREW THE SHRINKS. 2108 01:31:09,898 --> 01:31:10,733 I J--I JUST WANT YOU. 2109 01:31:10,766 --> 01:31:13,602 I'M BEGGING YOU, PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU. 2110 01:31:13,636 --> 01:31:15,871 I NEED YOU. WE'RE A TEAM, REMEMBER? 2111 01:31:15,904 --> 01:31:17,706 SIEGFRIED & ROY, HAM AND CHEESE. 2112 01:31:17,740 --> 01:31:19,775 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MONEY? 2113 01:31:19,808 --> 01:31:21,143 I DON'T NEED MONEY TO BE HAPPY, MEL. 2114 01:31:21,176 --> 01:31:24,747 I JUST NEED YOU. THAT'S IT. 2115 01:31:24,780 --> 01:31:30,018 [SIGHS] I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 2116 01:31:30,052 --> 01:31:31,987 KISS ME. 2117 01:31:35,791 --> 01:31:36,692 I LIED TO YOU. 2118 01:31:36,725 --> 01:31:40,062 I DIDN'T THROW MY DIAPHRAGM AWAY OR LOSE IT. 2119 01:31:40,095 --> 01:31:40,863 YOU DIDN'T? 2120 01:31:40,896 --> 01:31:42,164 IT'S HERE IN MY PURSE. 2121 01:31:42,197 --> 01:31:46,101 AND DO YOU--DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THAT, UH, SAUCE? 2122 01:31:46,134 --> 01:31:47,870 SPERMICIDAL GEL? 2123 01:31:47,903 --> 01:31:48,937 SAY IT AGAIN. 2124 01:31:48,971 --> 01:31:51,239 [WHISPERING] Spermicidal gel. 2125 01:31:51,974 --> 01:31:52,708 [BOING] 2126 01:31:52,741 --> 01:31:55,243 GO GET IT, MEL. WE'RE IN BUSINESS. 2127 01:31:55,277 --> 01:31:55,978 MR. HAPPY! 2128 01:31:56,011 --> 01:31:57,813 LET'S NOT CALL IT THAT ANYMORE. 2129 01:31:57,846 --> 01:31:58,681 WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT?! 2130 01:31:58,714 --> 01:32:01,149 I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. LET'S--COME ON. 2131 01:32:01,183 --> 01:32:02,084 OK, OK. ALL RIGHT. 2132 01:32:02,117 --> 01:32:04,319 ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 2133 01:32:04,352 --> 01:32:05,921 OH, MY GOD. 2134 01:32:08,323 --> 01:32:10,926 OH, GOD. 2135 01:32:13,596 --> 01:32:14,296 HEH HEH. 2136 01:32:14,329 --> 01:32:16,198 OH, MY GOD. 2137 01:32:16,231 --> 01:32:18,166 OH, I LOVE BIRTH CONTROL. 2138 01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:19,001 HEH HEH HEH. 2139 01:32:19,034 --> 01:32:20,636 WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? 2140 01:32:20,669 --> 01:32:21,937 WE'RE RICH. 2141 01:32:21,970 --> 01:32:23,305 THERE WAS A SETTLEMENT, 2142 01:32:23,338 --> 01:32:27,976 AND WE GET ALMOST $2 MILLION. 2143 01:32:28,010 --> 01:32:29,712 [GASPS] WE'RE RICH. 2144 01:32:29,745 --> 01:32:30,646 YEAH. 2145 01:32:30,679 --> 01:32:33,749 AH. WE CAN AFFORD ONE OF THOSE TRACT HOUSES. 2146 01:32:33,782 --> 01:32:35,751 MM-HMM. 2147 01:32:35,984 --> 01:32:37,052 Dan: OH, GOD. 2148 01:32:37,085 --> 01:32:39,888 [BOTH MOANING] 2149 01:32:46,829 --> 01:32:47,963 [LAMP SHATTERS] 2150 01:32:47,996 --> 01:32:48,864 OH, GOD! OH, GOD! 2151 01:32:48,897 --> 01:32:49,765 [DOOR KNOCKER KNOCKING] 2152 01:32:49,798 --> 01:32:52,768 MELINDA, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?! 2153 01:32:52,801 --> 01:32:55,671 OH, GOD. DANNY, IT'S HIM! 2154 01:32:55,704 --> 01:32:56,304 [HARP GLISSANDO] 2155 01:32:56,338 --> 01:32:58,607 AND THAT'S HOW WE GOT HERE. 2156 01:32:58,641 --> 01:33:00,843 KLINK, PAIGE, RICE. 2157 01:33:00,876 --> 01:33:02,277 NEED A GODDAMN PROGRAM. 2158 01:33:02,310 --> 01:33:03,979 YEAH. 2159 01:33:04,279 --> 01:33:04,880 Deputy: HEY. 2160 01:33:04,913 --> 01:33:06,314 TURN THAT DAMN THING OFF. 2161 01:33:06,348 --> 01:33:07,850 ALL RIGHT, I'VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH. 2162 01:33:07,883 --> 01:33:10,986 GET YOURSELF IN POSITION NEAR THE DOOR. WE'RE GOING IN. 2163 01:33:11,019 --> 01:33:12,855 Deputy: HERE. 2164 01:33:12,888 --> 01:33:14,857 THANK YOU, LITTLE LADY. 2165 01:33:14,890 --> 01:33:15,490 Dan: HURRY! 2166 01:33:15,523 --> 01:33:18,694 OH, GOD! I LOVE YOU, DANNY! 2167 01:33:18,727 --> 01:33:20,162 I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY! 2168 01:33:20,195 --> 01:33:24,900 WAIT! LET ME TRY TALKING TO THEM. 2169 01:33:24,933 --> 01:33:28,003 Melinda, on bullhorn: DR. PAIGE. 2170 01:33:28,036 --> 01:33:29,805 DR. KLINK. 2171 01:33:29,838 --> 01:33:30,839 HONESTY FIRST, RIGHT? 2172 01:33:30,873 --> 01:33:36,945 I MEAN, DR. PAIGE, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM DR. KLINK, 2173 01:33:36,979 --> 01:33:38,814 AND VICE VERSA? 2174 01:33:38,847 --> 01:33:40,949 DANNY AND ME TOOK YOUR ADVICE. 2175 01:33:40,983 --> 01:33:44,853 WE WERE FINALLY HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. 2176 01:33:44,887 --> 01:33:46,388 IT WORKED. 2177 01:33:46,421 --> 01:33:47,790 YEAH, A-ALL RELATIONSHIPS 2178 01:33:47,823 --> 01:33:49,091 ARE KILLED BY, UH, DISHONESTY, 2179 01:33:49,124 --> 01:33:50,959 REPRESSED FEELINGS, THINGS LEFT UNSAID-- 2180 01:33:50,993 --> 01:33:52,661 THINGS LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW? 2181 01:33:52,695 --> 01:33:54,797 COME ON, YOU GUYS. HONESTY FIRST, HUH? 2182 01:33:54,830 --> 01:33:57,299 EMILY, I WANTED TO BE WITH YOU SO BAD, 2183 01:33:57,332 --> 01:34:00,368 I WAS SICK AFTER THE OTAPI CONFERENCE. 2184 01:34:01,303 --> 01:34:02,204 ROGER, I WANT YOU. 2185 01:34:02,237 --> 01:34:05,040 I'VE WANTED TO BE CLOSE TO YOU SINCE DENVER. 2186 01:34:05,073 --> 01:34:06,875 IT'S ALL I'VE EVER WANTED. 2187 01:34:06,909 --> 01:34:07,776 MY WIFE AND I WERE MARRIED 2188 01:34:07,810 --> 01:34:09,845 BECAUSE OF A GRAMMATICAL MISUNDERSTANDING. 2189 01:34:09,878 --> 01:34:11,346 SHE THOUGHT I PROPOSED. 2190 01:34:11,379 --> 01:34:12,280 I ONLY MEANT 2191 01:34:12,314 --> 01:34:13,215 I COULD HYPOTHETICALLY MARRY HER. 2192 01:34:13,248 --> 01:34:15,884 I ONLY MARRIED MR. PAIGE TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS. 2193 01:34:15,918 --> 01:34:16,752 I--I FANTASIZED THAT YOU 2194 01:34:16,785 --> 01:34:18,954 WOULD BURST INTO THE CHURCH AND STOP IT. 2195 01:34:18,987 --> 01:34:20,055 THAT WAS MY FANTASY. 2196 01:34:20,088 --> 01:34:22,057 I WANTED TO, BUT I WAS AFRAID. 2197 01:34:22,090 --> 01:34:23,959 OH, ROGER, LET'S START OVER, HONESTY FIRST. 2198 01:34:23,992 --> 01:34:27,162 I--I WAS THINKING THERE'S GOTTA BE A NEED 2199 01:34:27,195 --> 01:34:29,932 FOR COUPLES COUNSELING ON GRAND CAYMAN, RIGHT? 2200 01:34:29,965 --> 01:34:32,768 THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING. 2201 01:34:32,801 --> 01:34:34,870 I LOVE YOU, EMILY. 2202 01:34:35,270 --> 01:34:38,440 OHH. I LOVE YOU, ROGER. 2203 01:34:38,473 --> 01:34:40,709 [GASPS] 2204 01:34:40,743 --> 01:34:41,443 [GUN FIRES, RICOCHETS] 2205 01:34:41,476 --> 01:34:42,845 AAH! DON'T SHOOT ME! 2206 01:34:42,878 --> 01:34:44,847 OH, GOD! DANNY! 2207 01:34:44,880 --> 01:34:46,181 [POP] AAH! 2208 01:34:46,214 --> 01:34:47,983 AAH! 2209 01:34:48,016 --> 01:34:48,851 Medic: WHAT THE? 2210 01:34:48,884 --> 01:34:51,253 [OPERA PLAYING] 2211 01:34:51,286 --> 01:34:54,089 MELINDA! MELINDA! 2212 01:34:54,122 --> 01:34:55,824 MELINDA! 2213 01:34:55,858 --> 01:34:58,460 GO EVASIVE! GO EVASIVE! 2214 01:34:58,493 --> 01:34:59,294 ARE YOU SHOT? 2215 01:34:59,327 --> 01:35:00,829 NO. IT'S CHAMPAGNE. 2216 01:35:00,863 --> 01:35:01,830 CHAMPAGNE? 2217 01:35:01,864 --> 01:35:05,000 GET IN THERE, TROUSDALE. 2218 01:35:08,236 --> 01:35:09,972 AW, SHIT. 2219 01:35:19,381 --> 01:35:21,750 CAREFUL, TROUSDALE. 2220 01:35:22,150 --> 01:35:25,120 [ROGER MOANING] 2221 01:35:25,153 --> 01:35:27,389 WELL? 2222 01:35:29,024 --> 01:35:31,927 OHH. OHH, IN CIRCLES. OHH. 2223 01:35:31,960 --> 01:35:34,462 THE CRISIS WILL BE RESOLVED 2224 01:35:34,496 --> 01:35:38,233 IN ABOUT 30 SECONDS, SIR. 2225 01:35:40,969 --> 01:35:44,773 GODDAMN IT, YOU TWO BETTER HOLD ON TIGHT THIS TIME. 2226 01:35:44,807 --> 01:35:47,309 THERE ISN'T ANYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD 2227 01:35:47,342 --> 01:35:48,844 THAT COULD LOVE YOU. 2228 01:35:48,877 --> 01:35:49,845 YES, SIR. 2229 01:35:49,878 --> 01:35:52,280 HEH. DON'T WORRY. 2230 01:35:52,948 --> 01:35:54,917 [AMBULANCE DOORS CLOSE] 2231 01:35:54,950 --> 01:35:55,784 [ENGINE STARTS] 2232 01:35:55,818 --> 01:35:58,954 [WOMAN SINGING OPERA IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 2233 01:36:07,029 --> 01:36:11,199 CONSUELA, WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED. 2234 01:36:15,303 --> 01:36:18,206 GOD, I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING. 2235 01:36:21,476 --> 01:36:22,878 [OPERA ENDS] 2236 01:36:22,911 --> 01:36:25,914 [MAN VOCALIZING WITH RASPY GROWL] 2237 01:36:32,287 --> 01:36:34,289 [DING] 2238 01:36:40,295 --> 01:36:42,931 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 2239 01:36:42,965 --> 01:36:46,869 LUCKY LARRY'S LIFT. COME DOWN AND GET LUCKY. 2240 01:36:59,014 --> 01:37:01,884 [VOCALIZING ENDS] 2241 01:39:11,179 --> 01:39:13,948 [NEW ARRANGEMENT BEGINS] 2242 01:39:56,791 --> 01:39:59,994 [WHISTLING ACCOMPANIMENT JOINS IN] 2243 01:40:41,669 --> 01:40:44,372 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 2244 01:40:44,406 --> 01:40:48,643 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 147724

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