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- Hey, honey! - How are you?

This is the girl I told you about, remember?

Hi... I'm Catalina.

Now I remember...

She'd be great in the catalogue...

Let's see, honey... turn around.

She's got a pretty behind!

Extensions in your hair?

- No, all natural. - All natural...

But... she's got no breasts.

They really like them like this...

Big-breasted, honey...

But European models are all like me!

Like you say... in EUROPE!

But we're in COLOMBIA!

No Tits, No Glory

Hit it right in the middle or it'll go flying.

Hit it nice and straight.

Bayron...

Come with me.

Tough luck, girlfriend.

They call that guy Buckshot... He's really good with a gun.

He's a killer.

Get in there, Bayron.

This things is scary, Bal�n.

What am I supposed to do?

Stop gawking at those bitches or they'll fall for you.

Fall for what, Bayron?

Your eyes give the worst advice, Sis.

Get dressed, we'll be late for school.

What do you mean you don't want to go to school anymore?

Are you two crazy?

Mum, school is worthless!

Most people with money never went to school.

What makes you say such outrageous things?

It's true, Mum!

All teachers do is flunk the girls

so they'll go to bed with them to get their grades changed.

Some of them might do that, but not all of them.

Name one kid from this neighborhood who's gotten anywhere by studying.

Not one! They're all losers.

Well I don't care! You're going to school!

- Oh, Mum! - Catalina...

My god! Is that Do�a Hilda's daughter?

She's gotten very pretty.

Real sexy...

But...

She's got no tits.

And I like to suck...

but I also like to bite and touch...

She's got tiny tits but she's ready for love, honey.

Ready to fuck, you mean, Diabla.

There's been no love around here for ages.

All right...

I'll stick with...

Girlfriend...

- Your turn. - Great.

I knew it. See you Monday, girls.

Get moving.

He chose Paula because she has big tits.

But hers are false and mine are the real thing!

They don't care!

It doesn't matter if they're made of wood or stone or rubber.

All they care about is size.

And if you want to go to bed with one of those guys

and keep up with us, you'll just have to get some surgery.

Catalina, come here.

Come here.

A big Mexican drug boss called Mari�o is coming soon...

He likes virgins.

Think about it.

If you're not going to give it to Albeiro

at least sell your viriginity for a good price.

Hello, love!

Where have you been, Catalina?

In school, baby. Where else?

So now you're going to night school?

You think I'm stupid? You didn't even go to school today.

Where have you been?

Why don't we just end it right now?

Stop using such bad language!

I was hanging out with Yesica.

Hanging out with Yesica? Really?

Don't you realize she's a slut? Do you want the whole neighborhood talking?

Why should I care about the neighborhood?

What have they ever done for me?

Albeiro!

Let's stop fighting.

Instead of fighting we should be having a good time, baby.

No, sir! Not until I'm 15.

Not a thing until then, daddy.

Or go find someone else.

Catalina, try to understand.

Understand.

If your tits were just a little bigger you'd be queen of Pereira.

Son of a bitch!

Shit.

- What's up, baby? You don't look happy. - Wanna know the truth?

I thought the little virgin would be better...

She's very pretty...

The problem is, I make love in the dark...

Remember, I'm all... feeling.

So why not try them together?

You think?

Girls, give me a moment alone with Mari�o, please.

Go wait in the master bedroom.

Go on!

Catalina, why don't you wait for another chance?

He's going to make us do strange things...

You and I will have to kiss.

He's going to make you suffer.

Ximena, I'm ready to suffer...

but I'm not ready for threesomes.

If you want, we can practice until he gets here.

No, Ximena...

Cata, it's better if we practice. It'll be worse if we don't.

- OK? - All right... how?

You lie still... and close your eyes.

Cata, close your eyes.

They're all yours, Mari�o.

No, Diablita, I think I'll leave the threesome for another day.

I'll take the blond.

And the flat-chested one can go.

I'm gonna get mine...

What happened, doll? Why are you crying?

Leave me alone, sir. I want to be alone.

Why so aggressive?

I'm just trying to help.

How? Do you have the 5 million I need?

Anybody here can come up with 5 million.

What's it for?

For an operation.

I want to get my titties done.

You want titties?

I'll help you get them.

Do with me what you were going to do with the boss

and I'll give you your tits.

What do you say?

I don't know...

I don't believe you... what if?

What do you mean?

Don't think so much.

The boss will come back and it will be too late.

Let's go look at the horses...

Do�a Hilda, where did Catalina go?

She had a biology lesson with some teacher called Mari�o.

Would you like a cup of coffee, son?

OK, thanks.

Do you like it nice and hot?

Yes, nice and hot.

Wait a minute, I've got to go to the bathroom.

Sir...

What's your name?

They call me Horse.

Come over here, honey.

Will you really give me the 5 million?

I said I would.

What's your hurry?

What's wrong?

Nothing...

What's this shit?

Do you have your period?

No... yuck.

So why are you bleeding?

Because I was a virgin, Mr. Horse.

You're the first man in my life.

Honey...

Why didn't you say so? I would've been more careful.

I would've gone easier.

It doesn't matter any more.

Just give me the money.

Tomorrow - I've got it at home.

Not tomorrow.

Give me the money now or I'll scream.

You think I walk around with 5 million in my pocket?

Tomorrow, baby.

Where, and what time?

4 o'clock.

Meet me at the Plaza de Bol�var.

Don't worry, you'll get your money.

You better or I'll have your boss kill you.

Or I'll kill you myself, I swear.

Horse, tell them to leave!

Please, Mr. Horse.

Where you been, Horse?

Isn't she beautiful!

You're going to have to let them...

or they'll rat on me.

The boss will kill me,

and you can kiss your money goodbye.

Why won't the brat tell us what happened?

Honey, talk to me.

Everyone here loves you.

Say whatever you have to, we're going to help you.

Catica, tell us what happened.

Did that teacher do something to you?

Why not leave her alone with us and see if she'll talk.

Girl, get up and get dressed because Mari�o wants to see you.

What for?

I never want to see that guy again, Yesica.

Catalina, Mari�o wants to be with you now!

Look...

He sent you the 5 million in advance.

Count it, girl! You can have the operation tomorrow if you want.

Why don't you look happy?

This is the money you need to make your dream come true, right?

We're going to have to give that money back.

- What makes you say that, Catalina? - Because I'm not a virgin anymore, Yesica.

Yesterday Mari�o's bodyguards raped me.

Catalina got her period so we came to give you the money back.

I appreciate the gesture, Diablita.

You know I love an honest woman.

Always...

See you around.

Hey, Diabla!

What's up, Titi?

You know I only call when I need my baby dolls.

Find me 60 beautiful and horny girls

60?

Too much for you to handle?

Are you kidding?

When and where do you want them?

Saturday afternoon at Moron's country place.

The boss is turning 50 and we want only the best, OK?

OK.

Don't worry, I won't let you down.

Bye now.

What did Titi want?

Girl, this is your big chance.

Why?

It's the big boss's birthday and they're looking for 60 girls.

I'm sure you can get at least one of them hot...

60 boob jobs, you mean.

I don't want to get let down again.

Hey, babe... What are you doing Saturday?

Homework, Yesica.

Some friends of mine are having a party in the country.

Want to go?

You know my parents don't let me go to parties,

much less parties in the country.

Who's going to tell them?

Not me.

We'll make something up, Nata, come on!

They'll pick us up and take us home in a totally cool car.

And they'll give us money for expenses.

No.

You've got me all wrong.

What do you mean they'll pay me?

Do I look like a tramp to you?

Why was Natalia so mad?

No reason.

I invited her to Titi's party on Saturday.

But she'll come around.

Leave the girl alone, Yesica!

Catalina...

All women have their price, remember that.

Men...

The girls are here!

The essence of life, pal.

Don't be stupid, Titi! My daughters are the essence of life,

not some whores!

Hi, Orlandito! How are you, love?

Hello, doll.

I'm fine... working.

Want to know something?

Out of the three of you, I liked you best.

You did it better than the others.

- Really? - Yea, baby.

That's great to hear, honey, because...

I was starting to miss you...

I didn't look you up because...

it wouldn't be fair to Horse, he's my friend.

Why not? He's nothing to me.

I asked him for your number but he wouldn't give it to me.

He said you were... weird...

What do you mean "weird"?

Is it true, Orlandito?

...you're gay?

Gay? Let me at him!

Hold on!

I haven't told you everything!

He also said

your sisters were prostitutes.

And that you were nothing like your dad.

Talking about my mum and my sisters?

Son of a bitch!

Welcome to the party of the century!

Have a ball!

You know what, Paula?

One day that will be me!

But not in a helicopter... in an airplane!

I've always preferred the fast lane.

That's awesome, Titi. As long as you give me a ride.

I'll give you a ride now if you want.

You outdid yourselves!

Real class!

Happy Birthday, Asshole!

You took your time - but you made it!

Now it's time...

Cut the cake!

What? A black beauty!

You really know what I like!

She's gorgeous!

Thanks, guys! Look out, here I come!

Hey, Titi!

What's going on?

While I wasn't looking everyone else grabbed two girls

and I'm left with only one.

Diabla!

Yes, sir!

What is it, sir?

Where the hell is Cardona's other girl?

Calm down, they're all here.

A couple of them are in the bathroom...

Look, here she comes.

The flat-chested one again?

Cardonita...

There's your other girlfriend.

That tiny little thing?

I want another one like this one!

I can change her but you don't know what you're missing.

She looks sweet but she's the biggest slut of any girl here.

Orlandito...

What were you talking to Catalina about this afternoon?

You know she's mine.

Don't worry about me, Horse.

I'm all about respect, bro.

How about...

we go smoke this joint in the stables instead?

Good idea, bro.

Come along then, buddy.

Got a light?

You've got dope but no lighter?

Don't worry, bro, I'm all about heat...

It looks like it's locked...

Check this door, bro...

Here we go.

Come on in, bro!

Let's smoke in here where no one will see.

Light it up, baby!

We should get all those bitches stoned...

Now who's the faggot?

So I'm a faggot, huh?

This is what you get for having such a big mouth.

Cata, the bus is leaving. Are you coming?

Yesica, leave her with me! I want her all morning.

- I'll send her home later. - Yes, sir.

Finally!

See you later, OK?

I'll send you shopping later with my bodyguard.

Then he'll take you home.

And have him buy you a cell phone.

You're so sweet, love!

So you can call me!

Could you do me another little favor?

How much do you need?

I know you girls like the palm of my hand.

How much do you want?

I need 5 million to get my titties done.

Five million pesos?

With 5 million I could have a top model.

Besides, baby...

you don't need silicon tits!

You make love so nice, you don't them, I swear.

And where have you been?

The school field trip, remember Mum?

There was no field trip, Catalina!

Don't yell at me, jerk!

You're a liar, Catalina!

I checked and there was no field trip!

You were out whoring!

Why are you hitting me?

Leave her alone!

You stay out of this!

Show some respect, brat!

Kill me, why don't you?

What's going on here? I can't even hear the game!

Little brother, they're both hitting me!

Really?

Well what did you expect?

Did you expect a party after coming home from whoring?

Go to your room!

Vanesa! The dealers haven't answered their phones in two weeks!

And they won't be back for a while.

They told me they were leaving the country

and wouldn't be back for a while.

And things are really bad at home.

No food...

and my mum won't stop insulting me.

My house is worse.

And I'm sick of it.

But we could try something else...

Why don't we go look for a job?

I'd rather go with Yesica to Bogot�.

Why not?

I told Cata we should go to Bogot�.

There are a lot of doctors there who can do the operation.

There's got to be one who'll do it

if you go to bed with him.

Money's not the problem...

She's just a girl and I don't operate on minors.

The operation costs 10 million pesos.

Her age isn't important.

I'll give you your titties but...

Stand up and turn around.

No, Dr. Mauricio is out of town.

What do you mean "out of town"?

Didn't he leave me a message?

No, child, he didn't leave any messages.

And he won't be back for a month.

A month?

Try Mauricio again; we've got nowhere to sleep tonight.

No answer?

Don't you have another friend where we could spend the night?

No.

Put the phone away.

Put some of these clothes on...

it's getting cold.

Look at you two, all messy-haired!

Did you get a ride on a motorcycle?

We had to sleep on the street

because you wouldn't answer your phone.

Stay out of my private life or I'll get really mad.

Would you like to rest up... in a hotel?

Turn around.

Stand up and turn around.

Have you girls been cleaning blackboards with your asses?

Just look at these... how lovely!

Bertica, make me a reservation at the Lucho Hotel.

Let's go, girls.

You're all set, girls. You can stay a few days

while I run tests on Catalina.

Oh, love, thank you! When's the operation?

Next week.

- When? - Next week.

I looked at my schedule, Money

and I'm booked solid.

And I want to do things right...

the way they should be.

Hold on a second.

What's up, bro?

Next week, Catalina?

We'll have to go back to Pereira.

I'm not going back to Pereira without my tits, no way.

You want all the girls to laugh at me?

Why would they laugh, Catalina?

They're worse off than we are.

To work here you need to meet four minimum requirements...

First of all, you have to dress well.

Second, you never turn down any client for any reason.

Third, you've got to be clean, so I want to see your AIDS tests.

You said four requirements...

What's Number Four?

The fourth is very simple...

Every girl who works here has to sleep with me first.

I have to know what I'm offering my clients.

So tell me, who's first?

Forgive me for not asking you in, but I'm wrapped in a towel...

Don't worry, do�a Hilda.

I just wanted to know if Catalina had called.

Next week is her birthday...

No, son...

I still haven't heard from her.

Why don't you come in and wait for me while I shower...

and we can talk.

OK.

Albeiro, could you answer that?

Albeiro...

I'm getting dressed.

What are you doing, son?

Something we've both wanted for a while now.

For god's sake, son...

Don't do it, please.

Bayron, where did you get that big toy?

What do you say now, Ximena? I just bought it.

Where did you get the money to buy that motorcycle, love?

The same place you're getting the money to feed your family, baby.

What do you mean, Bayron?

Explain what you mean!

Ximena, you're whoring...

First with the dealers, but now they're gone

you've gone to work in a brothel, right?

You don't understand a thing.

Don't worry about it, baby.

Who am I to judge you, Ximenita?

I'm just trying to say...

I love you and...

I want you to stop that stuff.

I want you to be my girlfriend, my woman...

I think we're better off friends, Bayron.

You could never stand me going to work at that place...

and sleeping with 3 or 4 different men every night.

You're right, I'll never be able to stand it.

But I swear, I'm going places.

Why don't you give it up?

Why do you women think the only way you can earn a living

is with your ass or tits or vagina?

Why not study or try something decent?

But, honey, where is the hotel?

I want to be able to call you.

It's a little hotel called Los Cerros.

Mami, what about Albeiro?

Has he come by asking for me?

No, honey.

Well, he's dropped by to ask about you...

asking about your birthday.

But he hasn't come by today.

Do you think he has another girl?

Has he forgotten me?

I don't know, honey.

I have no idea.

Well, if you see him...

tell him I love him a lot.

Tell him to call on my birthday.

Of course I will, honey. We can't wait for your birthday.

OK, mamita.

I'm sending you a kiss! I love you!

Bye, mami!

My mum!

Did Catalina tell you the name of the hotel where she's staying?

Why do you ask, Albeiro?

Thinking of sending her a gift?

No, do�a Hilda.

I'm going to look for her.

Are you crazy?

I want to bring her home for her birthday.

I've been saving my Money

and I want her to have her 15th birthday party, do�a Hilda.

I knew this would happen, Albeiro.

I knew it was just a dream.

Don't touch me! Not a word, not another look!

You're a liar, Albeiro.

You've been taking advantage of me.

You took advantage of my fragility and my loneliness.

Albeiro, wait!

Do me a favor before you go look for Catalina.

Anything, do�a Hilda. You know I care about you.

I'd like you to...

make love to me one last time.

And I promise you'll be the last man I'll ever have, love.

Ximena, where have you been?

We're going to be late.

We're going to get in trouble.

I'm coming!

Thanks for everything, love.

Do me a favor, Ximena.

Every man you fuck tonight...

at least pretend you're doing it with me.

Shut your mouth, you jerk!

Remember me, dirty bitch!

That's nice!

What's up with you, jerk?

Brother-in-law or step-father?

Answer me!

Brother-in-law or step-father?

Brother-in-law, Bayron.

Son, please...

- Leave the room a minute. - Shut up, Ma!

You don't have to explain a thing to me!

You think I don't know what's going on?

Don't either of you get dressed!

Stay like you are - no clothes!

I wouldn't ruin your fling for all the gold in this world.

No...

Son, please...

Forgive me for asking this of you, but please go now.

What do you mean, forgive you?

Forgive you for what?

My beautiful mother...

You don't need to ask for forgiveness...

You're not killing anyone, Ma!

You're making love not war!

Mamita, listen...

My father was the only man you ever knew.

And you have every right to want a man.

You have a right to be a woman.

And you, brother-in-law...

Thanks, buddy.

Thanks for making this woman happy for once in her life.

This queen deserves a lot of love!

And if she's with you it's because she loves you!

Because she loves you!

I know, Bayron.

Good!

So look at her!

I know she's my mother and all...

But she's some woman, isn't she?

Flesh and blood! Feel her!

She's human!

She has every right to feel...

To smell... to look!

To touch... and feel horny!

Know what I mean?

Sure, Bayron...

You too, bro! You too!

I know you!

I know it's not your fault!

My sister has treated you like a fool.

And you let her humiliate you!

You're such a fool, bro!

Still, it doesn't matter to me

as long as you're as big a fool with my mother

as you are with my sister.

Son...

That's enough, OK?

OK, Ma...

Don't worry, Ma, that's all.

I'm going.

I'll leave you two to carry on.

And don't worry...

My sister will never find out.

Catalina deserves a thousand betrayals, Step-dad.

See you.

No regrets.

No regrets...

because I will bet you any Money

Catalina, right now,

is doing the same thing you're doing right here.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Where's the man who's looking for me?

He's over there.

Albeiro!

What are you doing here?

Happy birthday, Catalina!

I really missed you.

I just had to see you, Catalina.

You know I love you.

And I love you, baby!

Thanks for coming!

Cata, can I have a word?

Yesica, let's talk here.

Albeiro was just leaving.

No, Catalina...

I'm not leaving without you.

Your mum and your friends are planning your 15th birthday...

It's the most important birthday of your life.

We love and want to be with you.

Let's get dancing!

What's wrong, Ma?

Nothing... it's just...

I'm just so happy to see your sister...

I can't help crying.

Of course, Ma.

You know what, Ma?

You played with fire... and you're getting burned.

But don't worry!

I understand you, Ma

and if you need a shoulder to cry on...

use mine.

Cry all you want, so when I die...

you'll have no tears left.

Why would you say such a thing, son?

I'm just teasing!

Come on, let's dance!

Albeiro won't stop bothering me. He wants us to do it tonight.

I promised him I would.

Why are you making the poor guy wait?

He more than deserves it!

It's not that I don't want to...

But he still thinks I'm a virgin.

But after five men and an abortion...

I doubt he'll believe me, girls.

You're going to have to get him drunk!

As drunk as you can get him!

And look out, here he comes.

What's up, girls? Come back to the party!

OK, Albeiro, but have a drink first.

Good idea, love!

That's it!

Catica...

Have you forgotten your promise?

I'll keep my promise, but...

only if you drink that whole bottle of aguardiente...

Down to the bottom, baby.

Chug-a-lug!

Don't be such a wimp, come on!

Come on!

Bottom's up, baby!

Girls!

Look at Albeiro!

I can't believe it!

You don't know how long I've been waiting for this moment.

You don't know.

Albeiro, wait!

Remember, I'm a virgin.

And I'm very scared, Albeiro.

I'm a good gardener...

And I'm going to treat you exactly like what you are...

A flower.

Be gentle, love.

Kiss me first.

Ma...

Mamita...

Wake up.

What are you doing here? Come get into bed.

Stand up, Ma.

Come on, get some sleep.

Cata, don't ask me why...

but Albeiro is no good for you.

Period, the end.

But why, Bayron?

Albeiro is the sweetest thing on earth.

You're the one who should be telling me what you're up to.

OK, then...

I will.

If you want to change the subject

tell me what you were doing in Bogot�

and where you're going to get 5 million to do your tits?

I'll tell you where I got the Money

if you tell me where you got the money to buy that motorcycle.

If you want to know the truth...

I'll tell you what I've been doing.

Cata...

I'm an assassin.

- I kill people for money. - What?

My god, Bayron! How could you sink so low?

You think I had a choice?

No way, Catica.

In a world as unfair as this one

you don't do what you want, you do what you have to.

Now it's your turn, Cata.

Tell me what you're up to...

Although I think I have a pretty good idea.

But I want to hear you say it.

Do you think I'm a whore, Bayron?

You're right.

I'm a call-girl, brother.

I'm a tramp, Bayron.

No, Catalina...

What a joke!

A fine family we are!

What will Mum say when she finds out?

Her daughter's a whore, her son's an assassin...

Really? That's the car I want!

Hold still, girl!

Right...

Honey, if you don't hold still I can't draw on your tit!

Right.

You're kidding? What did you say?

I gotta admit, she looks good.

Yesica...

What happened?

Finished! She's out of surgery.

Really?

- Can I see her? - Sure.

Turn around...

Oh, go tell your mama to turn around!

How do you think they turned out?

Very beautiful, honey...

Now you just have to recover.

Because Titi's back and you're going to break them in with him.

That's great, girl!

And I spoke to an old dealer called Marcial.

He's on his way out because he's made all the money in the world.

He said we could stay with him but...

the old fart falls so easily...

I know I'm a bit old for you...

But...

I want you to be my wife, Se�orita Catalina.

I just don't want...

you to keep getting passed around from hand to hand.

I don't know if you understand.

Catalina...

I want you to be my wife.

I don't know Marcial, this is taking me by surprise.

I need time to think about it...

I want to enter a beauty pageant...

Whatever you say.

You'll have everything you need.

A car, a house, a country house...

Everything I have will be yours.

All I ask...

is that you behave.

And that you let me love you.

I'm realistic.

I don't know if you'll love or pity me...

It's a huge change, baby.

They look amazing, Catalina.

Take your shirt off.

Can't you take the tape off?

Then show me down below.

Don't talk, OK?

Hey, baby... I'm all right, and you?

Working, baby...

Doing some accounting. We were away for almost two months.

Everything's fine, baby...

Of course I've thought about you.

Since you're not here, I just touch myself.

It calms me down.

I'll send someone to pick you up in an hour.

Of course I love you, baby.

Of course I...

Is there anybody here?

Did anybody hear that?

Someone will pick you up in an hour.

Let's stop this nonsense. We'll talk in a while.

Catalina, wake up.

What happened, Titi?

What time is it?

It's 6 a.m.

You have to leave. My girlfriend's coming over.

What do you mean?

You made me come here for nothing?

Don't worry, I'll give you money and we'll meet again.

Come on, move your ass.

If you want your girl to win the pageant

we'll need 40 million pesos to spread around the jury.

Understand, Mr. Marcial?

My girl doesn't need my checkbook...

You know she's the most beautiful.

However...

Here's your check, Mr. Bonifacio.

I want Catalina to win.

I'll be watching you.

Girls, please name three typical dishes from your region.

Girls, please name three typical dishes from your region.

Soup...

The main course...

And juice.

What do you think of drug dealers?

They're really sweet, respectful...

They make a lot of people very happy.

Let's welcome the beautiful representative of Valle del Cauca...

Valentina Rold�n.

This is the Miss Pretty Pageant...

with the lovely representative from the sugar cane capital.

I have a bad feeling about that guy.

He seems so sure of himself.

Like he's sure his girlfriend is going to win.

Marcial...

I told you he wasn't a man of his word.

Last year he bought the jury, just so a bimbo would win.

You think he'd dare?

It's in the bag, man.

And now...

The candidate from Putumayo...

Catalina Santana.

A round of applause, please.

You're beautiful, honey!

Gorgeous!

Beautiful!

My beautiful girl!

What a doll!

Our next finalist...

is...

the lovely Miss Valle...

Valentina Rold�n.

Thats my girl!

Valle is Valle, motherfuckers...

Anywhere else is the sticks.

There you have it...

If this guy double-crosses me

I'll kill him right here.

Who will our last finalist be?

Our sixth and last finalist...

Is the candidate

from Putumayo!

Catalina Santana!

What a lovely bouquet of finalists.

In just a few seconds we'll find out

who the next Miss Pretty International will be.

At least she's made it to the finals.

I thought she was out when they left her til last.

Beauty pageants are like soccer: The last one to qualify wins.

Albeiro is so cute! Praying for Catalina to win.

I'm praying so she won't win.

I've already lost her, imagine if she wins.

Let's not get our hopes up until she's crowned.

The president of the jury with the results.

Here they are...

The official results of Miss Pretty International.

The third runner up is...

Miss Amazon, Islendy Castillo.

Second runner-up...

Miss Atlantico, Sandra Ramirez.

She'll be first runner-up at the very least.

She'll be first runner-up.

Albeiro, don't be so selfish!

Stop with the bad luck and help us out here.

Please go to the top.

Of these two finalists only one...

will be crowned Miss Pretty International.

The first runner-up is...

Miss Putumayo, Catalina Santana.

And our winner is Miss Valle!

I thought you had this sewn up? What do they mean runner-up?

I've been robbed, you bastards!

They're going to kill her!

Thieves, my sister was the winner!

Don't worry Ma, I'll buy you a newer, flatter TV.

I look beautiful, don't I?

Yes, sweetie, very beautiful.

They won't recognize you.

You're so changed, so beautiful.

Thanks, Yesi!

Excuse me, boss, but this letter just came for you.

Look, it's from Bonifacio Pertuz.

No, Marcial!

I want nothing to do with that guy who stole my crown.

It's a check for 40 million pesos.

What?

And a letter...

He apologizes.

He can send me three times as much...

but he's already a dead man.

Spend the money on whatever you want.

Thank you, Marcial!

One thing though...

Stop crying over that crown.

I'm sick of it.

Yesica, 40 millon!

What are you going to do with 40 million?

I don't know...

Start a business...

Or buy a cab for my mum that Albeiro and Bayron can drive!

Let me see that.

Use that money to start a business.

You could buy a cab for you and Albeiro to drive.

This is a lot of money, sis...

Thank you, Catica.

This is great, sweetie.

Imagine you and me... driving a cab through Pereira.

Bro...

We'll be out there working in no time.

How much did the surgery cost?

Where did you get the money?

It was 5 million...

I paid for it myself with money from fashion shows.

Haven't you seen the magazines? Agencies call me a lot.

I cut out some of the magazine covers.

Really?

You're such a star; I didn't think you'd ever come home.

How could you think that, silly?

I still have feelings for you.

I haven't forgotten you.

Don't give me that look, it's true!

But sometimes you have to know the limit

between love and dreams, Albeiro.

And they don't go hand in hand.

If you say so, Catalina.

But you know what?

I have a proposition.

What?

Why don't we make up for lost time?

Oh really?

What do you want to do to me?

What don't I want to do to you?

They look amazing.

What a luxury!

Just like you wanted.

You misunderstood me, Catalina.

But I was right.

You got them and now you're a beauty queen.

You're so silly.

Ma...

If you're going to kill each other, keep it down, I'm tired.

Hey, Mum.

Do you know what time it is?

Mum, I was with Albeiro.

Show some respect or leave this house!

If that's what you want, I'm going.

What are you doing, do�a Hilda?

What do you care?

Get lost, you miserable bastard.

Why?

You know I care about you.

I don't give a damn whether or not you care.

I want you to love me.

I love you.

Oh really?

You're a liar.

You just use me to get off

when Catalina is in Bogot�.

If you really love me

why don't you go

and don't come back until you're ready to move in

and give me a child.

Did you hear me?

Titi told me he was a hit man but I didn't believe him.

Not a hit man, love.

A victim of the ignorance in this place.

What a whore...

No wonder she didn't want to take me to Pereira.

I knew she had someone there.

I'm gonna kill the bitch!

I'm gonna kill her.

I'd kill her too, boss.

I can't do it.

If I kill her...

I die, too.

Kill the guy.

Here I was, all worried about you girls.

Not one goddamn phone call.

Oh, baby...

There wasn't any reception at Jessica's grandma's...

Don't lie to me. I wasn't born yesterday!

Get out of here.

I never want to see you again.

Shit. We'd better start packing.

Don't worry, I know the old man...

He'll be back in 3 seconds to say he's sorry and beg me to stay.

Sure he will...

- Yesica... - Yes, sir.

Leave us alone, please.

Of course, sir.

What are you doing?

I'm leaving, Marcial, so I won't be any more trouble.

No, please wait...

I'm sorry.

I know I was rude to you.

But I felt so insulted...

I'm sorry, too, for not calling.

But if you're going to scold me, please don't be so rude.

Yes, baby.

You're right... I apologize.

Try to understand, Catalina. I love you.

You mean everything to me right now.

I want you to decide.

Will you marry me?

In the name of the Republic of Colombia and its laws,

I pronounce you husband and wife.

Thank you. You make me so happy.

Dad!

Excuse me.

Go see what's going on.

Marcial!

Baby, what a surprise.

You didn't invite me to your wedding?

What's going on, Marcial?

This is my daughter...

And this is my new wife.

How old are you?

Fifteen.

Fifteen? Dad, what's wrong with you?

Like the song says, honey: "Love knows no date or time..."

All I ever asked of you

is that my stepmother to be older than me!

Leave me alone!

Please... why are you so arrogant?

That's why I didn't invite you!

Here are my things, do�a Hilda.

I'll make you the baby tonight.

What's going on here?

What is this shit?

Isn't that Catalina's boyfriend?

What?

So, you didn't kill him?

No, and I'll tell you why...

We realized that...

he's not Catalina's husband.

He's her stepfather.

The photos confirm it.

What jealousy does to us...

I almost killed that poor bastard.

My breasts are itching like crazy!

Can you take me to the doctor?

Of course. Lets go to the hospital.

What's this?

It's Catalina.

And by the look on her face, I think she knows.

What should we do?

Go to the patio.

I'll face her.

No.

It's time she found out.

Let's face her together.

Oh, lord...

Hi, sweetie.

You are such an asshole, Albeiro.

Sweetie, let me explain...

I work hard to put food on your tables...

and you play dirty behind my back.

Playing dirty?

Who abandoned who?

You had to choose my mother? Out of all the sluts in this neighborhood?

I'm not a slut, sweetie.

Give them to me!

Why?

Give me the keys to the cab.

Give them to me!

Give them to her.

- Turn right here! - What are you going to do?

Do what I say! Stop here!

Get out.

It's rolling away!

- Are you OK, man? - Yeah.

That's what you get... assholes.

We lost her...

Asshole. That's what your kids yell when they're not coming back.

I can't stand Marcial anymore.

The problem is you're married.

You have two options.

Let him die...

or kill him.

You can't get rid of these guys just like that.

I've thought of both...

But I came up with an alternative.

What?

Turn Marcial and Titi in to the DEA...

Knowing where they live is worth something.

Wow...

You're ahead of the game... I wouldn't have thought of that.

They're bound to pay a lot for them...

Are you the Ahumada sisters?

Yes, sir.

I'm Captain Salgado...

Chief of the investigation division of the police.

Nice to meet you.

Who did I speak to yesterday?

With me... Marcela Ahumada.

So... Tell me what you know.

Who are you turning in?

What's going on?

Freeze. Drop the weapon!

I'll give you two million dollars.

Shut up!

- For you to split. - Secure the target!

- It was you! - No, I didn't do it...

...news bulletin.

The drug dealer known as El Titi...

...was captured this morning in one of his mansions...

Titi was screwed when he started dealing with Mexicans.

They're dangerous... and backstabbing.

Too bad for him... he'll rot in prison.

Too bad for the snitch...

The drug lords will hunt him down and chop him into pieces.

I can't take this itching anymore!

And the medicine is not helping.

Call our people at the police so they'll give us the snitch.

Don't worry, Moron...

We'll know in a heartbeat.

If they paid the snitch 500,000 dollars for Titi...

let's offer 2 million for the snitch.

Of course you can claim the reward...

but your identities will be revealed.

My advice is...

wait a few days.

Chamorro, wait for me outside.

They're offering 2 million for information about you.

Won't you be tempted to turn us in?

How could you think such a thing?

Then why would I be telling you the truth?

You should leave before someone sees us talking.

Jessica!

My breasts!

What is this? Pelambre come here!

I'm going to die!

I just got the pathology results...

These prostetics are different sizes and have been reused.

Two other women used them before you.

Doctor...

When can I have my breasts again?

Don't even think of it for at least six months.

How will I live for six months without them?

Don't cry. You're breaking my heart.

Tell me why you didn't stay with Catalina?

I didn't feel well...

It's almost that time of the month.

Don't play dumb, Yesica.

Do you take me for some kid?

I know what you want... and you know what I want.

Let's negociate.

So what is it I want?

You're jealous of everything I give Catalina.

I've been watching you.

But it's no problem because I have a lot of money.

I can share it with one woman or a hundred.

What about Catalina?

Catalina doesn't have to know.

What do I have to do? We have to keep being friends.

Catalina's my best friend.

If I betray her, it has to be worth it...

and last forever.

What do you consider worth it?

I want to be your wife, Marcial.

I don't want to play second fiddle to anyone.

Either I'm first or...

or we stop seeing each other.

I can't leave her.

She's a good girl.

And besides, I love her.

Good girl, huh?

You're so cute...

so naive.

I'm going to tell you something that will change your mind...

You disgust her.

She was going to turn you in to the DEA so she could keep your money.

Liar!

She wouldn't do that!

Want proof?

Give me two days.

He's a drug dealer but he's going to take the money for the snitch?

He has to accept...

He either lives rich... or dies poor.

Catalina hasn't called.

She forgot about us.

What did you expect?

Did you think she'd bless our relationship?

At least she's alive.

If she thinks being alive means having huge breasts...

then she's half dead.

Why do you say that?

She needs to realize this is serious.

Her skin has atrophied, the muscle changed shape...

so she can never have silicon implants again.

You're wrong, buddy...

My wife loves her breasts!

You mustn't be so irresponsable.

She's an adolescent with her whole life ahead of her

and if you keep pushing, she'll die.

- Now, excuse me. - Thank you.

Poor thing.

Poor thing?

Let's see how you feel after you hear this.

Will you still say poor thing?

You recorded her?

Of course.

Yesica, I can't stand Marcial...

He just wants me for the sex.

I don't want to be here anymore.

I love Albeiro...

He's all I can think about.

Why don't you get a divorce?

Turn him in to the DEA like you said.

Ungrateful bitch.

Cata...

We have to leave.

Where? Why?

The DEA broke into Marcial's house.

What?

My God! Did they arrest him?

He escaped. If we don't leave they'll catch us!

I can't leave. I just had surgery.

I'm hurting really bad!

I can't do anything about that.

I've tried to be here for you...

This is where I leave.

I don't want to go to jail.

I love you.

Yesica!

Pelambre, what's happening?

Where's Marcial?

He's hiding, ma'am.

He says you should go to Pereira.

He won't be back for quite some time.

If he comes back, he goes to jail.

What do you mean, Pelambre?

He's crazy! How am I going to live?

Did he leave me money?

No, ma'am.

He said he wasn't leaving you any because...

the money was hidden...

and the DA's office...

found it.

We'll see how long you're brave...

I feel like shit, Pelambre.

I feel like shit, Pelambre.

No tits...

No money...

No mother...

No boyfriend...

Without my brother, who died because of me.

No friends...

I have nothing in this world.

I want to die, Pelambre!

You've got me, ma'am.

Stop thinking about what can't be changed.

Lets look ahead, OK?

I'll take you...

to buy some new clothes...

And then I'll take you to rest.

But don't cry because...

bodyguards don't cry.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Come on...

Have a spoonful.

There you go...

Now, go to the bathroom...

take a shower...

and put on these clothes

because those are starting to smell.

What's gotten into Pelambre lately?

He doesn't answer my calls...

Now he turned off his phone.

Don't worry, ma'am...

Only the best for you.

As far as I'm concernid

you're still the queen of this house.

You're so sweet.

Bring me everything, I'm starving.

And for the gentleman?

Bring me a beer.

Gladly.

Thanks.

Are you really not hungry?

If it's about money...

we can pawn my wedding ring.

No. There's no need...

I just had a huge lunch.

You should've seen... beans, rice...

It... was... huge.

Why...

are Yesica and Marcial here?

I thought Marcial was on the run?

Let's see...

I already know what I want.

What?

This one.

The seafood dish.

The first one, please.

Make that two.

So...

This was Catalina's favorite restaurant, right?

Yes, but let's not talk about that traitor.

You look so cute when you're mad.

Dirty tiger.

You're gorgeous.

That bitch recorded you

saying bad things about the boss

and he got really mad.

What a back stabber.

I know.

Look...

That woman has always been jealous of you.

She dyed her hair like you and bought your same cell phone.

I want to kill her!

She doesn't deserve to live!

Take it easy, ma'am.

You shouldn't dirty your hands

with something like that.

I'll do it.

I'll kill her tomorrow if you want.

What do I have to do?

Look, it's Catalina.

Sorry you caught us like this.

Who told you?

That doesn't matter...

I just came to hang out tonight...

because I'm leaving forever.

What? Where are you going?

It doesn't matter where, Vanesa.

The important thing is what I came here to ask of you.

Girls...

Cut this shit out, girls!

I know we where taught to earn a living with our vaginas...

...like my mum used to say.

Listen to me...

You're missing out on life.

Honey, I was thinking...

I was just passing by...

No sweetie, stay...

We have a lot to talk about.

No, mum...

There's no time.

Of course there is.

Now that you're here we'll have time.

Time is for those who need it.

I don't need it anymore.

Wait, Cata!

What are you going to do?

Just hold me.

You look beautiful pregnant.

Albeiro...

All I ask is...

never stop visiting Bayron.

Take care of my mum.

And my baby brother.

Baby sister.

That's too bad.

Women are damned.

If we're born ugly...

we're double-damned...

If we're pretty...

we're three times cursed.

Don't cry.

I just want you two to be happy.

What I'm going to say will help you.

Albeiro...

I've been a whore!

I was a call girl.

I never deserved you.

You were not my first man.

By the time we made love I had been with five men

and had an abortion.

Forgive me.

It's just...

Sometimes life leads us down roads that are hard to escape.

But I don't want your forgiveness.

I don't deserve it.

Yesi! Girlfriend!

Where have you been?

I'm hiding from the people who are looking for Marcial.

What about you? Where did you get my number?

I copied it out of your mum's address book.

But don't get mad at her.

Is Marcial back from his trip?

No, I haven't heard from him.

But we should talk. I have some juicy gossip for you.

Well... when can we meet?

Remember the cafe in front of Mauricio's clinic?

Sure, what time?

Two o'clock?

OK, see you at the cafe at two o'clock.

Don't let me down.

Bye, Yesi.

In the name of the Father...

the Son...

and the Holy Spirit...

Amen.

Are you taking a cab, love?

What do you expect?

You want me to go in your car with your bodyguards

so Catalina will see?

I won't be long, baby.

I'll go see what she wants

because she seemed really upset.

It's me Pelambre.

Yesica's here.

She's behind the 2nd umbrella.

The burgundy one.

She's wearing a jean jacket...

Tell the killers she's got black hair...

...and long, like mine.

And she's carrying a Bible.

Got it, ma'am. I'll give my men the instructions

although they're all ready to go...

As soon as they kill Yesica

I'll call you, so pick up.

OK.

What's up, Pelambre?

She's the one behind the 2nd umbrella.

She's wearing a jean jacket and has a Bible.

Don't mess up!

I see her. No problem.

We're on our way.

Let's get to work.

All set!

Now let's call my wife so she can come pick it up.

She's gonna die when she sees it.

We can't answer it until the coroners get here.

Let's at least write down the number...

It may be useful to the investigation.

Why doesn't she answer?

"Pelambre Cel"...

"Pelambre Cel"...