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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,999 --> 00:00:11,499 THE SCHOOL TEACHER 2 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,901 Emmanuelle? 3 00:01:40,902 --> 00:01:43,202 - Yes, I'm here. - Is that you, Emmanuelle? 4 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:46,503 Yes, it's me. I'm all yours! All yours... 5 00:01:46,504 --> 00:01:48,303 Emmanuelle, come to me now! 6 00:01:49,704 --> 00:01:51,404 You like that, don't you? 7 00:01:52,264 --> 00:01:56,028 Come into my arms, and you'll enjoy a night you'll never forget. 8 00:01:57,402 --> 00:01:59,221 - Mr. Franco... - Emmanuelle? 9 00:01:59,222 --> 00:02:00,722 It's me, Carmela. 10 00:02:01,262 --> 00:02:04,175 - You always come at the wrong time! - I brought your breakfast. 11 00:02:04,253 --> 00:02:06,521 - What time is it ? - It's almost 8:00. 12 00:02:06,522 --> 00:02:08,052 You waited 'til now to tell me? 13 00:02:09,953 --> 00:02:11,672 Aren't you going to eat anything? 14 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:27,475 So... you want to look? 15 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,986 Then look! 16 00:02:30,332 --> 00:02:31,703 Son of God! 17 00:02:33,495 --> 00:02:35,224 Good day, Mr. Franco. 18 00:02:53,519 --> 00:02:56,438 - Good morning. - Good morning. 19 00:02:56,899 --> 00:02:59,770 - Good morning, professor. - Good morning. 20 00:02:59,928 --> 00:03:01,779 - Well then, professor? - What? 21 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:03,645 What? The record we're going to make. 22 00:03:03,654 --> 00:03:07,252 Ah yes, you write the music and I write the words. I don't have the time. 23 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:08,500 Why is that? 24 00:03:08,601 --> 00:03:10,338 I'm busy writing Greek poetry. 25 00:03:10,740 --> 00:03:12,659 Greek poetry? Who'll read Greek poetry? 26 00:03:12,663 --> 00:03:15,240 You need to write songs! We want to become millionaires. 27 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:16,752 Excuse me, Peppino, I have to go. 28 00:03:16,753 --> 00:03:19,138 - What're you teaching today? - I have a class in feminine hygene. 29 00:03:19,141 --> 00:03:19,938 You're teaching girls? Then you better look the part. 30 00:03:20,143 --> 00:03:25,563 Wear your glasses like this, and get your hair right. 31 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:27,753 Thanks, but I really must go now. Please take care of my bicycle. 32 00:03:27,768 --> 00:03:30,656 Yes, of course. And most important, think about those lyrics! 33 00:03:30,859 --> 00:03:34,161 Without them, we're dead. Me, I have the music in head. 34 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:36,257 Professor! 35 00:03:37,390 --> 00:03:39,218 Good morning, Headmaster. 36 00:03:40,146 --> 00:03:41,732 Today, you're substituting in the remedial class. 37 00:03:41,776 --> 00:03:43,017 - The remedial class? - Yes. 38 00:03:43,121 --> 00:03:46,464 - Why? - You want to earn your keep, yes or no? 39 00:03:46,563 --> 00:03:50,361 No, Headmaster, I sense there's evil in that class, with all those hoodlums... 40 00:03:50,454 --> 00:03:51,791 - Mottola! - Good morning. 41 00:03:51,805 --> 00:03:54,577 You're late! I assume you were sick. Now go... go! 42 00:03:54,679 --> 00:03:56,060 Who was that? 43 00:03:56,073 --> 00:03:59,600 One of our young people. We have to help them, support them. 44 00:03:59,602 --> 00:04:03,520 We can't abandon them, it's our mission. 45 00:04:03,928 --> 00:04:06,135 - Well, is it our mission or not? - Yes, of course. 46 00:04:06,211 --> 00:04:07,986 Then go for it. 47 00:04:08,391 --> 00:04:10,311 One, two, three,... 48 00:04:10,594 --> 00:04:13,982 ...four, five, six, seven,... 49 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:16,869 ...eight, nine, ten,... 50 00:04:17,286 --> 00:04:19,146 ...eleven, twelve,... 51 00:04:19,445 --> 00:04:21,230 ...thirteen, fourteen. 52 00:04:23,886 --> 00:04:26,609 Did you see that? My ass is harder than your head. 53 00:04:26,783 --> 00:04:30,028 Your headaches are a pain in the ass, because that's where your brains are! 54 00:04:30,067 --> 00:04:32,640 He's got a headache! What a sore head! 55 00:04:34,418 --> 00:04:37,826 Hey, Franco! When you didn't show up we thought you were sick. 56 00:04:37,912 --> 00:04:39,140 Sick of an evil cunt. 57 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:41,462 He's late because he was in bed with the maid. 58 00:04:41,463 --> 00:04:43,529 The maid? I couldn't do it. Have you seen her face? 59 00:04:43,636 --> 00:04:45,900 I know, put a pillow over her face. 60 00:04:45,999 --> 00:04:47,454 Then they all look alike. 61 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:51,474 You know who's substituting for the professor? That stupid bastard Cali. 62 00:04:53,178 --> 00:04:55,942 Settle down. Settle down. Everyone take his place. 63 00:05:05,504 --> 00:05:07,762 - Lazzafame? - At your command, professor! 64 00:05:07,935 --> 00:05:09,524 - Take the roll call. - Right away. 65 00:05:12,469 --> 00:05:14,233 - Ascioni. - Present. 66 00:05:14,345 --> 00:05:16,207 - Canestracci. - Present. 67 00:05:16,511 --> 00:05:18,787 - Nizzamano. - Present. 68 00:05:18,992 --> 00:05:20,702 - Locascio. - Present. 69 00:05:20,908 --> 00:05:22,984 - Verderani. - Present. 70 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:25,378 - Mazzuca. - Present. 71 00:05:25,484 --> 00:05:27,270 - Lafaccia. - Present. 72 00:05:27,468 --> 00:05:29,111 - Del Forno. - Present. 73 00:05:29,210 --> 00:05:31,218 - Imballomeni. - Present. 74 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:33,448 - Finocchiaro. - Present. 75 00:05:33,554 --> 00:05:34,783 Lagrua ... 76 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,121 Help, I'm being robbed! 77 00:05:38,110 --> 00:05:40,007 - Leccavacuo [vacuum licker]. - Present. 78 00:05:40,308 --> 00:05:41,508 - Laminchia [the dick]. - Present. 79 00:05:41,912 --> 00:05:43,507 - Mangemerde [eat shit]. - Present. 80 00:05:43,779 --> 00:05:45,386 - Figliaputtane [whore's daughter]. - Present. 81 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:46,387 - Cornuto te Fatti [cuckolded yourself]. - Present. 82 00:05:48,989 --> 00:05:50,289 - Copulamina [fuck me]. - Present. 83 00:05:50,299 --> 00:05:51,940 Alright, I'm on to you. 84 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:54,846 What's the topic of the day? 85 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:59,144 The reproduction of mammals. 86 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:01,840 Which I'm sure holds no secrets for you. 87 00:06:04,046 --> 00:06:05,722 But since it's in the curriculum,... 88 00:06:06,146 --> 00:06:08,410 ...I'll explain it scientifically. 89 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,869 Let's start with the ovum. 90 00:06:23,229 --> 00:06:25,114 A little joke, eh? 91 00:06:25,205 --> 00:06:28,069 Since it's a requirement, it's you who'll explain it for me. 92 00:06:28,368 --> 00:06:32,349 A written composition: How do mammals reproduce? 93 00:06:32,437 --> 00:06:35,939 And anyone who writes a dirty word will be sent to the Headmaster. 94 00:06:59,838 --> 00:07:02,101 La Rosa, Tatuzzo and Mottola. 95 00:07:02,702 --> 00:07:03,702 Please. 96 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:05,733 Go take a crap. 97 00:07:14,146 --> 00:07:16,361 I've been ordered not to give you the key to the bathroom. 98 00:07:16,683 --> 00:07:18,537 We really have to go, Peppino! 99 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:20,633 What if the Headmaster finds out? It's not possible. 100 00:07:21,234 --> 00:07:23,149 I can't give you the key. 101 00:07:23,749 --> 00:07:25,203 I won't be talked into it, either. 102 00:07:28,787 --> 00:07:30,828 But if it's stolen, I know nothing. 103 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:33,128 But I do know about the 1.000 lire ... 104 00:07:34,814 --> 00:07:35,900 No more buts! 105 00:07:36,408 --> 00:07:37,496 PROFESSORS' LOUNGE 106 00:07:48,574 --> 00:07:49,474 Hello? 107 00:07:49,475 --> 00:07:50,346 Peppino? 108 00:07:50,347 --> 00:07:51,347 Yes, speaking. 109 00:07:51,349 --> 00:07:52,990 In the second race... 110 00:07:53,194 --> 00:07:54,914 ... place a bet on Archimedes. 111 00:07:56,418 --> 00:07:57,516 Archimedes? 112 00:07:58,180 --> 00:07:59,274 Who is Archimedes? 113 00:07:59,290 --> 00:08:01,006 The guy who fucks you in the ass! 114 00:08:01,007 --> 00:08:02,848 Fuck you, shithead! 115 00:08:12,152 --> 00:08:14,015 I don't see any change. 116 00:08:14,109 --> 00:08:17,129 You're sure that spray makes them bigger? 117 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:18,679 Certainly. My mother uses it. 118 00:08:18,683 --> 00:08:20,185 And does it make hers any bigger? 119 00:08:20,187 --> 00:08:21,881 How should I know? 120 00:08:21,983 --> 00:08:25,889 My mother is such a square, she won't even let me see her breasts. 121 00:08:25,891 --> 00:08:27,656 It won't make hair grow on them? 122 00:08:27,732 --> 00:08:29,738 What are they doing? Are they pissing in the nude? 123 00:08:29,744 --> 00:08:31,978 Why would they piss naked? 124 00:08:31,983 --> 00:08:33,338 It's more practical. 125 00:08:34,443 --> 00:08:35,893 So what are they doing? 126 00:08:35,895 --> 00:08:37,249 - Nothing. - What do you mean by nothing? 127 00:08:37,555 --> 00:08:38,649 They're having a smoke. 128 00:08:39,164 --> 00:08:41,413 I guess I'll keep trying. Can you give me some more? 129 00:08:41,509 --> 00:08:43,064 Sure, for 500 lire. 130 00:08:43,165 --> 00:08:46,670 You're a damned thief. You swipe the stuff from your mother. 131 00:08:46,678 --> 00:08:48,406 Yes, but I'm taking the risk. 132 00:08:48,812 --> 00:08:50,487 Okay, I'll pay you later. 133 00:08:50,592 --> 00:08:54,034 Look, it's better if you let me do it. You need a helping hand to do it right. 134 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:00,478 It's really cold! 135 00:09:02,421 --> 00:09:03,773 It should be rubbed in. 136 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:05,129 That tickles! 137 00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:08,144 A circular massage for best penetration. 138 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,094 Do it some more. 139 00:09:17,510 --> 00:09:20,029 You little bastard! We'll report you! 140 00:09:21,017 --> 00:09:22,236 I'm just getting some fresh air. 141 00:09:24,957 --> 00:09:27,095 - My tailbone! - It's occupied. 142 00:09:28,444 --> 00:09:29,964 Just a minute. 143 00:09:30,334 --> 00:09:31,729 - Yes ? - Hello, Headmaster. 144 00:09:31,901 --> 00:09:34,752 Hello, my friend. Was it you banging on the door? Can't hold it, eh? 145 00:09:35,654 --> 00:09:36,848 But ... 146 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:41,872 What are you doing in the restroom reserved for staff? 147 00:09:42,496 --> 00:09:44,203 We were just passing by ... 148 00:09:44,218 --> 00:09:46,587 We're not even safe in the girls' room. Go peek at your sisters, you creeps! 149 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:47,900 Be still ... 150 00:09:51,292 --> 00:09:52,930 Filthy pig! We'll tell the Headmaster. 151 00:09:53,905 --> 00:09:57,384 Yes, the Headmaster will have something to say to you. 152 00:09:57,415 --> 00:09:59,835 We'll cool you off with a wet towel! 153 00:10:03,661 --> 00:10:07,684 These kids! These kids! There's no discipline with kids today. 154 00:10:08,487 --> 00:10:10,095 What now? 155 00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:15,284 Mr. Margana? 156 00:10:15,285 --> 00:10:16,285 Hello? 157 00:10:16,286 --> 00:10:17,285 It's Mottola. 158 00:10:17,286 --> 00:10:18,386 How are you, Your Honor? 159 00:10:18,387 --> 00:10:22,283 I mentioned your promotion for the post of inspector of the academy... 160 00:10:22,383 --> 00:10:23,789 How nice of you! 161 00:10:23,995 --> 00:10:25,136 ...and my son, is he doing well? 162 00:10:25,137 --> 00:10:27,137 Very well. Very well. 163 00:10:27,138 --> 00:10:30,598 My son must pass his exams at any cost. 164 00:10:30,602 --> 00:10:33,118 But I'm the boss here! I'm the boss here! 165 00:10:33,718 --> 00:10:36,863 Juvenile delinquents! You had another motive in asking for the key. 166 00:10:37,181 --> 00:10:39,213 Who asked you for a key ? 167 00:10:39,714 --> 00:10:41,614 And you used the money play the horses. 168 00:10:41,615 --> 00:10:43,412 - Me, play the horses? - You're telling me you don't? 169 00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:45,296 You don't think I actually gamble on the horses? 170 00:10:45,399 --> 00:10:47,345 - I play the numbers. - You want a tip? 171 00:10:47,443 --> 00:10:48,775 - Is it for sure? - Guaranteed 100%. 172 00:10:50,159 --> 00:10:53,754 - It is. - I'm your friend, let me in on it. 173 00:10:54,355 --> 00:10:55,405 What are the numbers? 174 00:10:55,451 --> 00:10:56,818 - Seven. - Seven. 175 00:10:57,138 --> 00:10:57,675 - One. - One. 176 00:10:58,347 --> 00:10:59,718 - Asshole. - Asshole. 177 00:11:00,425 --> 00:11:01,497 Idiots! 178 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:10,537 Shit! What was that doing here? 179 00:11:22,272 --> 00:11:24,659 Good. Now, the floor exercises. 180 00:11:25,063 --> 00:11:26,605 Where's my shovel? 181 00:11:26,890 --> 00:11:28,841 Who said, "eyelids"? [palpebre] 182 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,224 "Shovel", professor. [pale] 183 00:11:30,225 --> 00:11:31,904 I thought you said "eyelids". 184 00:11:35,911 --> 00:11:41,796 So... the first floor exercise: bending the bust. Like this. 185 00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:47,613 Slowly recovering into this flexible pose, keeping our balance. 186 00:11:48,527 --> 00:11:51,430 Like so. Quatromani, come here. 187 00:11:52,096 --> 00:11:55,903 You'll demonstrate the exercise. From the starting position, like so. 188 00:11:56,069 --> 00:11:59,376 Bend the bust forward. Look ahead! Look ahead! Look ahead! 189 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,588 Lift your foot... your right hand like so. 190 00:12:03,392 --> 00:12:04,647 In the name of God! 191 00:12:06,748 --> 00:12:08,048 What are you looking at? 192 00:12:09,842 --> 00:12:13,008 - Why are you here, Peppino? - Peppino? Ah yes, that's me. 193 00:12:13,113 --> 00:12:16,142 Advance. Go forward! Go... show some nerve. 194 00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:17,621 Excuse us. 195 00:12:17,681 --> 00:12:20,453 - Peppino... - The Headmaster said... he said... 196 00:12:20,555 --> 00:12:22,022 - What? - He said... 197 00:12:22,037 --> 00:12:23,470 Back to your place. 198 00:12:24,074 --> 00:12:27,745 He said that only you could handle these three delinquents. 199 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,344 A couple of real assholes! 200 00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:31,004 This is pitiful. 201 00:12:31,012 --> 00:12:32,373 I'll take care of them. 202 00:12:32,568 --> 00:12:34,139 That'll teach you. 203 00:12:34,246 --> 00:12:36,422 Why are you still in that position? 204 00:12:36,627 --> 00:12:39,481 I have to move slowly, my back is stuck. 205 00:12:39,686 --> 00:12:42,332 - Peppino, do you get any exercise? - No. 206 00:12:42,531 --> 00:12:45,521 - It would do you good. - Just a minute! 207 00:12:45,818 --> 00:12:49,247 - What are you... - Gymnastics is a very important discipline. 208 00:12:49,248 --> 00:12:51,148 One, two. One, two. 209 00:12:51,816 --> 00:12:53,800 It's also good for frozen discs. 210 00:12:53,912 --> 00:12:58,054 Come, tilt your head forward. One, two. One, two. 211 00:12:58,117 --> 00:12:59,829 You see, it feel's better already. One, two. 212 00:12:59,929 --> 00:13:03,618 - It feels like I've been in a fight. - You'll be walking upright in no time, Peppino. 213 00:13:03,952 --> 00:13:08,198 He's a pathological case. What exercise can fix that? 214 00:13:09,518 --> 00:13:10,738 You three ... 215 00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:12,495 ... approach. 216 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:18,258 As I have to continue with my class,... 217 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,789 ...you'll also do the exercises... 218 00:13:20,791 --> 00:13:22,980 ...with the girls. 219 00:13:23,304 --> 00:13:25,923 Where are you going? Come here. 220 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,627 Together, but separate. 221 00:13:28,878 --> 00:13:32,241 If you get out of line, I'll make you do 2,000 pushups. 222 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,251 Go on, back up. Back up! 223 00:13:34,657 --> 00:13:39,067 Don't get distracted. We'll continue our floor exercises. 224 00:13:39,173 --> 00:13:42,528 First exercise: bending of the bust while balancing. 225 00:13:42,529 --> 00:13:45,929 Begin. One, two, three. 226 00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:47,330 One ... 227 00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:07,869 No, no, no. Three days of compulsory expulsion. That's the absolute minimum. 228 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:12,333 Come on, Professor Puntiglio, don't overdo it. They're just a little rowdy... 229 00:14:12,341 --> 00:14:16,496 Rowdy? They're hoodlums. The droppings of starlings! 230 00:14:16,695 --> 00:14:19,815 Reform school would be better for them. It must be the reformatory! 231 00:14:19,914 --> 00:14:21,850 The reformatory? The reformatory! 232 00:14:21,955 --> 00:14:24,549 Thank God, we're a modern school... 233 00:14:24,675 --> 00:14:26,897 ...in a civilized and democratic country. 234 00:14:27,005 --> 00:14:28,825 All this over a little fart. 235 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,088 - A big fart. - Alright, I'm in agreement with you. 236 00:14:31,092 --> 00:14:33,502 - What do you mean, "agreement"? - I'll go along with the big fart. 237 00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:38,120 But can you tell me which of the three did it? 238 00:14:39,027 --> 00:14:41,299 La Rosa? Tatuzzo? Mottola? 239 00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:43,154 They were behind me. 240 00:14:43,155 --> 00:14:46,271 And a big fart can't be isolated. 241 00:14:46,307 --> 00:14:49,588 It is no longer identifiable. 242 00:14:49,787 --> 00:14:52,503 If you're unsure, we can't expel all three. 243 00:14:53,085 --> 00:14:55,766 We'll simply make a note in their records... 244 00:14:56,565 --> 00:14:57,936 ...and say no more about it. 245 00:14:57,942 --> 00:15:02,113 In that case, Professor Margana, I find myself forced to report to the ministry. 246 00:15:02,633 --> 00:15:04,854 The ministry? For a little fart? 247 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,264 Please, a big fart. 248 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:12,295 Moreover, there are several other things that need investigating around here. 249 00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:16,241 Mainly in the area of school administration. 250 00:15:20,302 --> 00:15:21,727 Such as? 251 00:15:22,286 --> 00:15:24,924 Prefabricated rooms, rigged private contracts... 252 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:29,271 ...wine bottles everywhere, substandard cafeteria food... 253 00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:31,071 ...and selling overpriced text books. 254 00:15:31,174 --> 00:15:34,603 Enough is enough. It's time to make a clean sweep. 255 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,186 - But it goes without ... - Excuse me? 256 00:15:36,192 --> 00:15:37,464 Nothing, please sit. 257 00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:40,793 It goes without saying, I don't agree with your proposal. 258 00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:44,716 Expulsion is expulsion. Whether it's 3 days or 5 months, it's all the same. 259 00:15:45,016 --> 00:15:48,132 I understand your concern. Why should we expel them? 260 00:15:48,234 --> 00:15:51,863 They're going to pick up girls. And before you know it, take them to bed. 261 00:15:51,861 --> 00:15:52,877 Take them to bed... 262 00:15:53,977 --> 00:15:55,749 And that's a 4 in conduct! 263 00:15:57,997 --> 00:16:00,492 A 4? That means there will be a hearing. 264 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,563 Exactly! 265 00:16:02,371 --> 00:16:05,187 With your permission, Professor Margana,... 266 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,802 ...it's getting late, I have to go. 267 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:14,245 Poor animal! Look what that gang of hoodlums did to you. 268 00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:17,246 Hello? 269 00:16:17,356 --> 00:16:18,166 Peppino? 270 00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:20,367 Yes, and you'll get it in the ass ... 271 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:23,553 Oh! Excuse me! Excuse me, Headmaster. 272 00:16:23,558 --> 00:16:25,904 I didn't mean in your ass. I thought I was speaking ... 273 00:16:25,905 --> 00:16:27,305 Yes. What can I do for you? 274 00:16:27,406 --> 00:16:30,233 Go tell those delinquents to come to my office right away! 275 00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:34,108 Yes, I'll bring them to you right away. Very good. Very Good. 276 00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:37,646 Excuse me, but that's an abuse of power. 277 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:39,517 You're next! You want one too? 278 00:16:39,818 --> 00:16:41,403 I didn't say anything. 279 00:16:41,506 --> 00:16:43,591 You should know that I have permission from his father. 280 00:16:43,695 --> 00:16:48,319 He told me that at the slightest provocation, I should smack him. 281 00:16:48,328 --> 00:16:52,190 The last time I gave him a smack, I hurt myself. 282 00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:53,808 Okay, that's enough! Enough! 283 00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:56,344 You realize what you've done? 284 00:16:57,644 --> 00:17:01,733 Publicly ridiculing a professor in the exercise of his duties. 285 00:17:03,138 --> 00:17:04,791 For you, 4 in conduct. Outside. 286 00:17:05,598 --> 00:17:07,330 For you, 4 or less. 287 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:10,993 - And you ... - And for me? 288 00:17:11,437 --> 00:17:12,622 For you... 289 00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:16,698 You'll see! 290 00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:19,357 You're paying for him. 291 00:17:19,582 --> 00:17:21,194 200 lire. 292 00:17:22,995 --> 00:17:24,395 200 lire. 293 00:17:25,162 --> 00:17:26,212 Thank you. 294 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,589 - Hey, pull over! - Why, what did you see? 295 00:17:39,996 --> 00:17:41,450 Those legs! 296 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,477 Do you like them? 297 00:17:43,489 --> 00:17:44,455 And how! 298 00:17:48,341 --> 00:17:50,913 Our little Addolorata, what legs! 299 00:17:52,663 --> 00:17:54,917 - You want something? - It's you we want. 300 00:17:54,932 --> 00:17:57,042 - 300 lire. - Do you have 300 lire? 301 00:17:57,048 --> 00:17:58,845 - Yes. - Come on. 302 00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:00,145 Come on. 303 00:18:01,842 --> 00:18:02,950 My money. 304 00:18:03,004 --> 00:18:04,199 300 lire. 305 00:18:04,305 --> 00:18:05,434 Here you go. 306 00:18:07,474 --> 00:18:10,711 If I could go... 307 00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:13,702 ...to the animal zoo... 308 00:18:13,762 --> 00:18:17,651 ...and see the tigers and lions. 309 00:18:22,957 --> 00:18:23,940 I'm finished. 310 00:18:23,987 --> 00:18:25,968 How can that be? You hardly sang. 311 00:18:26,468 --> 00:18:28,257 And the second stanza? 312 00:18:28,463 --> 00:18:31,304 If you want an encore, it's 300 lire. 313 00:18:31,308 --> 00:18:32,998 - Do you have it? - Yes. 314 00:18:36,696 --> 00:18:39,238 Could you do something by hand? 315 00:18:39,971 --> 00:18:42,017 - Come on. - Come on. 316 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:45,427 To touch, it's 500 lire more. 317 00:18:45,488 --> 00:18:46,812 - You have 500 lire? - Yes. 318 00:18:48,915 --> 00:18:50,656 This is for me, I need it. 319 00:18:54,548 --> 00:18:56,846 I'll just check that it's good. 320 00:19:00,113 --> 00:19:01,159 Hurry! Hurry! 321 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:11,812 EMERGENCY 322 00:19:14,492 --> 00:19:16,108 - So? - They couldn't believe it! 323 00:19:16,178 --> 00:19:17,741 They'd never seen anything like it. 324 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,753 Your Honor, it's Professor Margana. 325 00:19:25,762 --> 00:19:27,074 - Please. - Excuse me. 326 00:19:27,446 --> 00:19:28,751 Good day, your Honor. 327 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:34,489 This has to stop, Margana! 328 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:38,079 My son has to pass his final exams. This summer, he's going to London with his mother. 329 00:19:38,265 --> 00:19:42,759 Then I might finally have some peace and quiet. And now this mess! 330 00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:44,504 My hands are tied. 331 00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:46,261 Then untie them, Margana! 332 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:50,997 Let me be clear. If he fails, your promotion fails. 333 00:19:51,003 --> 00:19:54,789 No! I've always said I would do what I could, I swear. 334 00:19:54,790 --> 00:19:56,893 If it were just me, I could help. 335 00:19:56,991 --> 00:20:00,255 But I've alienated that idiot Puntiglio. 336 00:20:00,354 --> 00:20:02,948 He wants to give your son a 4 in conduct, which means there will be a hearing. 337 00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:07,543 - Who is this guy? - Puntiglio, the physical education teacher. 338 00:20:07,617 --> 00:20:10,366 He's only been there a little while, but he's already breaking my balls. 339 00:20:10,372 --> 00:20:12,395 He must have a weak spot. 340 00:20:12,481 --> 00:20:17,627 No, he has no weak points, and besides, he knows what we've been up to. 341 00:20:17,629 --> 00:20:20,883 Prefabricated rooms, overpriced text books,... 342 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,958 ...lunches prepared on a shoestring ... 343 00:20:24,064 --> 00:20:26,700 - He knows everything. - Can he be bribed? 344 00:20:29,304 --> 00:20:31,003 He'd report me immediately. 345 00:20:31,247 --> 00:20:33,463 We must find a solution. 346 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,154 I may have one. 347 00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:37,236 Puntiglio has a fiancée. 348 00:20:37,979 --> 00:20:39,743 We should get our hands on her. 349 00:20:39,992 --> 00:20:41,777 - She's a whore? - No, not a whore. 350 00:20:41,894 --> 00:20:44,257 Illegal drug problems? That way, we'd have some leverage. 351 00:20:44,361 --> 00:20:46,328 No, she lives with the nuns. 352 00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:48,217 So what the fuck is your angle, Margana? 353 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,023 She's a professor of literature. 354 00:20:50,178 --> 00:20:52,940 And since Puntiglio wants her to find a job,... 355 00:20:53,145 --> 00:20:56,948 ...I thought we could have her tutor your son, Franco. 356 00:20:56,956 --> 00:21:00,896 Everyone's happy. Puntiglio is happy, you're happy... and I get my promotion. 357 00:21:00,997 --> 00:21:02,591 What's she like? 358 00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,986 An old maid? 359 00:21:05,282 --> 00:21:07,890 No, she very young. 360 00:21:07,963 --> 00:21:09,400 She's very young ... 361 00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:12,799 How do I bring a young woman home with my wife? 362 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,342 Like a mole? 363 00:21:14,911 --> 00:21:16,682 So what do the professors say about my son? 364 00:21:16,737 --> 00:21:18,126 Are they pleased with him? 365 00:21:18,728 --> 00:21:23,482 Pleased, ma'am? Let's say he's making progress. 366 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:27,403 Currently, his average grade is 4. 367 00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:30,998 It will take some work. 368 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,974 But he's always studying. 369 00:21:32,975 --> 00:21:35,195 He shuts himself up in his room. I don't understand it. 370 00:21:35,756 --> 00:21:36,910 This wine is excellent! 371 00:21:36,918 --> 00:21:39,580 I think your son is a bit shy. 372 00:21:39,682 --> 00:21:42,895 You hear Fefe? He has a shyness complex. 373 00:21:42,987 --> 00:21:46,091 And your crude manners make it worse. 374 00:21:46,689 --> 00:21:47,635 If he says so... 375 00:21:48,161 --> 00:21:49,989 As I see it, your son ... 376 00:21:50,593 --> 00:21:52,421 ...would benefit from more guidance. 377 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:55,868 He might need some tutoring. 378 00:21:56,068 --> 00:21:59,449 But it shouldn't be a stern teacher. 379 00:22:00,448 --> 00:22:03,255 With his complex he needs a modern teacher. 380 00:22:03,256 --> 00:22:05,471 The poor boy. He's so fragile. 381 00:22:05,682 --> 00:22:07,910 Exactly. He's fragile. 382 00:22:07,988 --> 00:22:09,387 - Fragile. - Yes, fragile. 383 00:22:09,388 --> 00:22:12,239 He needs to be handled... handled with... 384 00:22:12,336 --> 00:22:15,043 - ...a woman's touch. - A woman! 385 00:22:15,515 --> 00:22:17,064 But he has his mama. 386 00:22:17,550 --> 00:22:21,723 Mama... can his mama help with his homework? 387 00:22:21,927 --> 00:22:23,065 I see. 388 00:22:23,431 --> 00:22:25,668 She would have to be, how should I say... 389 00:22:26,459 --> 00:22:28,213 - ... like a sister. - A sister. 390 00:22:28,385 --> 00:22:30,927 A big sister. Who happens to be a teacher. 391 00:22:31,805 --> 00:22:34,899 So... gentleness and studies. Studies and gentleness. 392 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,267 - Gentleness and studies. - This wine is good, but strong. 393 00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:38,641 Studies and gentleness. 394 00:22:39,346 --> 00:22:41,918 - Where is the boy? - In his room. 395 00:22:42,245 --> 00:22:46,599 My husband sent him to his room without dinner. 396 00:22:48,732 --> 00:22:51,117 I would never have expected that from you. 397 00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:55,306 He sure missed a delicious meal ... 398 00:23:17,504 --> 00:23:19,123 They're artistic photos? 399 00:23:19,307 --> 00:23:20,585 And how! 400 00:23:20,683 --> 00:23:23,178 No photo of my face? 401 00:23:23,279 --> 00:23:25,668 Please, I don't take obscene photographs. 402 00:23:26,170 --> 00:23:28,236 - Did I pose well? - Very well! 403 00:23:28,661 --> 00:23:31,406 - Do I deserve a reward? - Whatever you want. 404 00:23:31,613 --> 00:23:33,235 A kiss. 405 00:23:34,097 --> 00:23:36,912 Have a taste of Carmela! 406 00:23:36,913 --> 00:23:37,913 Get out! 407 00:23:45,523 --> 00:23:48,851 She's young for a teacher, but a girl of impeccable standards. 408 00:23:49,236 --> 00:23:54,402 Can you imagine, she's living with the Ursuline Sisters. 409 00:23:56,409 --> 00:23:57,451 Pious ... 410 00:23:58,681 --> 00:23:59,751 ...and the Ursuline nuns. 411 00:23:59,768 --> 00:24:03,700 An educated girl living with the Sisters may meet our needs. 412 00:24:03,878 --> 00:24:07,362 All of them. All. 413 00:24:07,874 --> 00:24:12,010 When I think of Franco, I see a frightened sparrow. 414 00:24:12,987 --> 00:24:14,337 If you only knew ... 415 00:24:32,277 --> 00:24:35,305 Fuck! You should have made her remove her panties. 416 00:24:35,814 --> 00:24:38,027 And we can't see her tits. 417 00:24:38,391 --> 00:24:40,266 She's too modest. 418 00:24:40,303 --> 00:24:41,831 Did you make it with her? 419 00:24:41,988 --> 00:24:43,360 She disgusts me. 420 00:24:43,619 --> 00:24:44,956 She looks alright to me. 421 00:24:44,967 --> 00:24:46,335 Oh! Annarosa! 422 00:24:48,517 --> 00:24:51,654 So, Annarosa, what do say we get together? 423 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,034 But we do get together. 424 00:24:53,038 --> 00:24:56,365 Yes, I do your homework, buy you gelatos... 425 00:24:56,366 --> 00:24:58,661 ...and I give you money to go to the movies with your friends. 426 00:24:58,662 --> 00:25:01,398 - What more do you want? - I think you know. 427 00:25:01,404 --> 00:25:04,127 - No, I don't. - Okay, this is what we'll do. 428 00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:06,623 When your mother's out, I'll come over to your place. 429 00:25:06,761 --> 00:25:10,950 It'll just be the two of us, and we can do whatever we want. Sound good? 430 00:25:11,656 --> 00:25:14,263 Yes, and once you get what you want,... 431 00:25:14,267 --> 00:25:16,935 ...you won't do my homework, you won't buy me gelatos... 432 00:25:16,937 --> 00:25:20,627 ...or give me money to go to the movies with my friends. 433 00:25:20,899 --> 00:25:22,923 I understand, I'm not an idiot. 434 00:25:23,097 --> 00:25:25,061 No, you're an asshole. 435 00:25:26,374 --> 00:25:28,051 He's the asshole. 436 00:25:28,133 --> 00:25:29,240 And he smokes! 437 00:25:40,939 --> 00:25:43,376 - Hey, guys ... - We're being voyeurs. 438 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:06,935 Ciao, Mama! Have you been waiting long? 439 00:26:07,686 --> 00:26:08,809 Hello, ma'am. 440 00:26:09,309 --> 00:26:10,661 - Ciao, girls. - Ciao. 441 00:26:10,758 --> 00:26:12,009 Was school okay? 442 00:26:12,511 --> 00:26:14,939 - Did you learn anything? - Sure. Can we go? 443 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,658 I can't believe it! 444 00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:22,840 Fuck! I say we're wasting our time on the daughters. 445 00:26:23,519 --> 00:26:25,956 It's the mothers we want. 446 00:26:26,096 --> 00:26:29,228 Mothers! The mothers! The mothers! 447 00:26:46,330 --> 00:26:47,789 Good afternoon, Mr. Fefe. 448 00:26:48,113 --> 00:26:50,854 So, my pig of a father feels you up, too? 449 00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:52,880 Oh, it's you, Mr. Franco. 450 00:26:53,088 --> 00:26:56,731 Don't talk like that about your father. He's a real man! 451 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:59,037 But not me, right? 452 00:26:59,138 --> 00:27:00,314 I don't have any proof. 453 00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:01,913 You don't have proof? 454 00:27:02,211 --> 00:27:04,062 You'll have your proof. 455 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:08,646 What are you doing, Mr. Franco? You mustn't! The professor's here! 456 00:27:08,744 --> 00:27:10,143 What the fuck are you talking about? 457 00:27:10,741 --> 00:27:12,349 In the name of the Father and Son! 458 00:27:12,426 --> 00:27:15,533 Now you run away? You chickened out. 459 00:27:15,603 --> 00:27:16,915 Come this way. 460 00:27:17,116 --> 00:27:18,116 Please... 461 00:27:18,412 --> 00:27:22,578 Now I'll show you Franco's room, Miss Giovanna. 462 00:27:23,403 --> 00:27:25,430 Hopefully it's straightened up. 463 00:27:25,507 --> 00:27:29,204 Look, he leaves his clothes just anywhere. 464 00:27:29,409 --> 00:27:31,880 You're a surprise for me. 465 00:27:32,238 --> 00:27:34,425 I didn't expect you to be so young. 466 00:27:34,465 --> 00:27:36,385 It was providence that sent you. 467 00:27:36,386 --> 00:27:39,541 I place all my hopes in you. 468 00:27:39,619 --> 00:27:40,731 Thank you. 469 00:27:40,767 --> 00:27:43,505 Please don't be too hard on him. 470 00:27:43,806 --> 00:27:47,187 He's a good boy, but psychologically fragile. 471 00:27:47,190 --> 00:27:50,505 He needs gentleness. Be patient,... 472 00:27:50,605 --> 00:27:52,923 ...help him emotionally. 473 00:27:53,145 --> 00:27:56,792 I trust you understand. 474 00:27:56,868 --> 00:27:57,888 Don't worry. 475 00:27:57,967 --> 00:28:02,483 Franco, what are you doing there? Why are you hiding? 476 00:28:02,492 --> 00:28:05,191 Franco, say hello to the professor. 477 00:28:05,724 --> 00:28:06,749 Ciao, Franco. 478 00:28:07,447 --> 00:28:08,283 Hi... 479 00:28:08,294 --> 00:28:11,966 Come on, don't be afraid. Come up here. 480 00:28:12,503 --> 00:28:15,510 You see, he's painfully shy. 481 00:28:16,239 --> 00:28:18,377 He's especially shy with girls. 482 00:28:21,229 --> 00:28:25,372 Why, when I'm looking for something, can I never find it? 483 00:28:25,385 --> 00:28:27,022 Because you're disorganized. 484 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,993 And you, of course, put everything in its place. 485 00:28:30,290 --> 00:28:34,205 In fact, you arrange everything so well that I can't find anything. 486 00:28:34,809 --> 00:28:38,550 For example, my reading glasses, where are they? 487 00:28:38,567 --> 00:28:40,590 You'll find them eventually. 488 00:28:40,597 --> 00:28:45,238 And if I want to finish my detective novel, what should I do? 489 00:28:45,282 --> 00:28:47,274 Nothing. This way, we can talk. 490 00:28:47,478 --> 00:28:50,102 I feel like I'm married to a brick wall. You leave early every day. 491 00:28:50,305 --> 00:28:52,538 In the evening, you watch TV and read your book. 492 00:28:52,639 --> 00:28:55,563 When can we talk about our family? 493 00:28:55,566 --> 00:28:59,355 Why is it that the family is a sacred institution? 494 00:28:59,361 --> 00:29:02,645 You haven't noticed that your son has a complex? 495 00:29:02,648 --> 00:29:07,072 What if he likes the orchestra? Does that mean he has a music complex? 496 00:29:07,171 --> 00:29:11,737 Don't pretend you don't understand. Your son has a complex, Fefe. 497 00:29:11,842 --> 00:29:13,463 Are you saying he's sick? 498 00:29:13,464 --> 00:29:16,111 He may not be sick, but you can see he isn't normal. 499 00:29:16,214 --> 00:29:19,104 I don't believe it, it's just a mother thing! 500 00:29:19,201 --> 00:29:21,926 My son is perfectly normal. 501 00:29:22,024 --> 00:29:26,470 I read a book in which psychologists all agree. 502 00:29:26,567 --> 00:29:29,921 When parents don't communicate, the children bottle things up inside. 503 00:29:30,526 --> 00:29:32,888 I'd rather sleep than listen to this. 504 00:29:32,995 --> 00:29:36,863 Sleep? I've also read about marital problems. 505 00:29:36,965 --> 00:29:40,572 When a man only uses his bed to sleep ... 506 00:29:40,589 --> 00:29:43,285 What's a bed for? Ballet? 507 00:29:43,289 --> 00:29:47,678 For the last 10 years, you only sleep in this bed... 508 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,879 What do you want me to do? 509 00:29:50,277 --> 00:29:51,466 Have a picnic? 510 00:29:54,168 --> 00:29:56,197 - Ready... - Fire. 511 00:30:06,558 --> 00:30:09,778 Fuck! A 35 centimeter flame! 512 00:30:09,868 --> 00:30:11,461 It's a new school record. 513 00:30:12,166 --> 00:30:13,751 You did it! 514 00:30:13,925 --> 00:30:15,966 But I almost shit myself. 515 00:30:16,071 --> 00:30:18,034 What did you eat last night? 516 00:30:18,035 --> 00:30:19,453 Lentil beans. 517 00:30:19,457 --> 00:30:22,528 Next time, take a spoonful of pellets. 518 00:30:22,949 --> 00:30:24,764 And they'll shoot out of your ass. 519 00:30:28,565 --> 00:30:32,127 Yeah, yeah... while you're wasting your time with stupid pranks, I've... 520 00:30:32,307 --> 00:30:33,761 You finally did it with your maid? 521 00:30:33,771 --> 00:30:36,285 You're fixated on my maid. You two would make a good couple. 522 00:30:38,486 --> 00:30:41,076 I'm talking about the female professor. 523 00:30:41,158 --> 00:30:44,971 Our teacher? The skinny one with varicose veins? 524 00:30:44,987 --> 00:30:46,217 No, not her. 525 00:30:46,518 --> 00:30:48,769 My professor. The one who's come to tutor me. 526 00:30:48,971 --> 00:30:51,393 Has she given you any lessons yet? 527 00:30:51,701 --> 00:30:53,178 Not yet. 528 00:30:53,392 --> 00:30:56,587 But you'll see what I'm capable of. 529 00:30:56,588 --> 00:30:58,922 Ah, get out of here! 530 00:30:59,021 --> 00:31:00,451 Hold this. 531 00:31:01,134 --> 00:31:02,762 What's that funny look on your face? 532 00:31:02,791 --> 00:31:04,586 It's my backside, Peppino. See... 533 00:31:04,709 --> 00:31:05,730 Holy Mother! 534 00:31:07,134 --> 00:31:09,362 Peppino, what are you doing? 535 00:31:10,290 --> 00:31:12,701 - What happened? - The bicyle caused it. 536 00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:14,225 I'll mend it. 537 00:31:14,229 --> 00:31:15,914 But I have a class! 538 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,202 - Don't worry... - Please. 539 00:31:17,305 --> 00:31:19,277 This is the ladies' restroom. 540 00:31:19,376 --> 00:31:21,938 - His backside is ripped. - Go ahead. 541 00:31:26,242 --> 00:31:28,211 Doing this at a school ... 542 00:31:31,134 --> 00:31:33,998 - We're in the ladies' room, Peppino. - I didn't think she'd come in. 543 00:31:33,999 --> 00:31:36,448 - That figures. - How are we going to mend your pants? 544 00:31:36,554 --> 00:31:38,540 - I have to go. - Where? 545 00:31:38,638 --> 00:31:41,132 - To my class. - Your pants. Give me your pants. 546 00:31:41,886 --> 00:31:44,859 You should have seen her... tits... ass... 547 00:31:44,967 --> 00:31:48,160 Like someone famous. Miss Italy is a hunchback in comparison. 548 00:31:48,165 --> 00:31:49,868 What, is Miss Italy a hunchback? 549 00:31:49,966 --> 00:31:52,421 - What are you saying? - You never understand anything. 550 00:31:52,422 --> 00:31:54,584 - But ... - Never... anything! 551 00:31:55,189 --> 00:31:57,007 Silence! Everyone take your seats! 552 00:31:57,008 --> 00:31:58,658 Move it! Now! Go! 553 00:31:59,343 --> 00:32:02,185 Finally, show a little respect! Don't act like a bunch of assholes! 554 00:32:02,281 --> 00:32:03,483 Come in. 555 00:32:04,586 --> 00:32:05,658 Thank you, Peppino. 556 00:32:09,627 --> 00:32:12,363 - Lanzafame, roll call. - Do you want me to mend your pants? 557 00:32:15,319 --> 00:32:16,614 Then get down. Go... 558 00:32:19,015 --> 00:32:20,415 - Ascioni. - Present. 559 00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:22,416 - Lobello. - Present. 560 00:32:22,417 --> 00:32:24,117 - Mideramni. - Present. 561 00:32:24,467 --> 00:32:25,730 Move the chair! 562 00:32:27,247 --> 00:32:29,276 My shoes. My shoes, Peppino! 563 00:32:31,890 --> 00:32:33,685 Careful, Peppino. 564 00:32:40,471 --> 00:32:41,747 Quiet down. 565 00:32:43,118 --> 00:32:45,290 - That's it. - What are you doing, Peppi? 566 00:32:47,128 --> 00:32:48,353 Unbuttoning your pants. 567 00:32:49,043 --> 00:32:50,218 I'll do it. 568 00:32:50,819 --> 00:32:52,019 What did you expect? 569 00:32:52,123 --> 00:32:54,818 The top one. The top one. 570 00:32:55,719 --> 00:32:56,519 Good... 571 00:32:57,963 --> 00:32:59,227 What are they doing? 572 00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:01,228 Good, good... 573 00:33:03,529 --> 00:33:04,529 Good! 574 00:33:05,489 --> 00:33:07,596 Peppi! You're tickling me! 575 00:33:05,438 --> 00:33:07,626 - But no. - Slowly. 576 00:33:09,532 --> 00:33:11,629 Yes, that's it. Like that. 577 00:33:09,630 --> 00:33:10,630 Good, good... 578 00:33:17,268 --> 00:33:18,650 Peppino, my foot. My foot! 579 00:33:16,941 --> 00:33:19,956 - I'm falling. - It's almost finished. 580 00:33:22,712 --> 00:33:25,302 There ... relax... 581 00:33:25,499 --> 00:33:27,531 All done. 582 00:33:30,878 --> 00:33:31,659 Be still. 583 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:33,260 Good. 584 00:33:33,859 --> 00:33:35,230 - The chair. - What? 585 00:33:35,312 --> 00:33:37,049 - The chair. - I moved it out of the way. 586 00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:38,445 - I need it back. - Ah, yes, yes! 587 00:33:38,849 --> 00:33:39,855 I can't stay like this. 588 00:33:40,859 --> 00:33:42,110 Get up. 589 00:33:44,865 --> 00:33:46,193 - I'm going now. - Okay. 590 00:33:46,687 --> 00:33:48,660 Be seated! Silence! 591 00:33:50,193 --> 00:33:51,424 Show a little respect for your teacher. 592 00:33:51,484 --> 00:33:53,182 - I'll be back. - Yes... make it quick. 593 00:33:56,152 --> 00:33:57,834 What is today's lesson? 594 00:33:58,119 --> 00:33:59,616 Plato's dialogues. 595 00:33:59,721 --> 00:34:01,773 Not bad. Tatuzzo! 596 00:34:02,270 --> 00:34:03,547 Come here. Come here. 597 00:34:03,983 --> 00:34:05,420 Always me! 598 00:34:08,953 --> 00:34:10,539 - Where you going? - You told me to... 599 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,288 Not that far. Stand there. 600 00:34:16,092 --> 00:34:17,546 Can you tell me about the death of Socrates? 601 00:34:17,670 --> 00:34:19,886 Socrates is dead? When did that happen? 602 00:34:23,423 --> 00:34:24,720 A wise guy, eh? 603 00:34:25,594 --> 00:34:27,458 I'll make a note of that in the register. 604 00:34:28,135 --> 00:34:30,239 - Where is it? - In the drawer. 605 00:34:38,530 --> 00:34:39,767 All stand! 606 00:34:53,656 --> 00:34:55,193 - Cali ... - I'm here. 607 00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:56,985 - What this? - This? 608 00:34:57,688 --> 00:34:59,395 Professor, they're still wet ... 609 00:35:21,861 --> 00:35:23,638 - What was that for? - I don't know. 610 00:35:25,292 --> 00:35:27,863 Just don't forget to tell your father. 611 00:35:43,989 --> 00:35:47,758 Before we can get married, Giovanna, we need more money. 612 00:35:47,941 --> 00:35:50,704 You must ingratiate yourself with Mr. Mottola. 613 00:35:50,907 --> 00:35:54,587 Because he knows everyone, he can find us a home. 614 00:35:54,790 --> 00:35:57,163 Yes, you've told me that 50 times. 615 00:35:57,663 --> 00:35:59,065 What's the boy like? 616 00:35:59,088 --> 00:36:03,341 He's a real son of a... he's good, quiet, good, good. He's a veritable gem! 617 00:36:03,439 --> 00:36:06,436 Go ahead, Giovanna, you're going to be late. 618 00:36:06,739 --> 00:36:09,243 - Aren't you going to kiss me? - I don't see why not. Now go. 619 00:36:15,579 --> 00:36:16,855 Gently. 620 00:36:16,914 --> 00:36:18,684 It's already a wreck. 621 00:36:18,791 --> 00:36:21,334 No, it just takes a gentle touch. 622 00:36:40,168 --> 00:36:42,611 Damn, did you see that? 623 00:36:42,612 --> 00:36:44,590 Franco's a lucky dog! 624 00:36:44,992 --> 00:36:47,312 - I'll see you tonight. Ciao. - Ciao. 625 00:36:48,552 --> 00:36:50,357 And we'll go for a refreshing walk! 626 00:37:01,264 --> 00:37:03,649 Her ass! She has one terrific ass. 627 00:37:03,713 --> 00:37:04,957 You think so? 628 00:37:05,065 --> 00:37:06,692 You never understand anything. 629 00:37:39,389 --> 00:37:41,040 Franco, your teacher has arrived. 630 00:37:41,063 --> 00:37:43,661 - Ciao, Franco. - Hello, miss. 631 00:37:44,129 --> 00:37:46,991 Look at all this. You have a lovely room. 632 00:37:47,087 --> 00:37:49,115 Yes, you'll be fine in here. 633 00:37:49,322 --> 00:37:51,532 No one will bother you. 634 00:37:52,238 --> 00:37:54,306 Say hello to the lady, sweetheart. 635 00:37:56,726 --> 00:37:58,215 - For me? - Yes. 636 00:37:58,341 --> 00:38:01,378 Thank you. They could use some water, right? 637 00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:03,379 Yes, water. 638 00:38:04,877 --> 00:38:07,631 Bring some water, sweetheart. 639 00:38:12,814 --> 00:38:14,739 It will work better if you open the door. 640 00:38:16,905 --> 00:38:18,702 You see how sensitive he his? 641 00:38:19,674 --> 00:38:21,986 A little too much for a boy his age. 642 00:38:22,065 --> 00:38:24,733 I would just say he's very sweet. 643 00:38:25,405 --> 00:38:27,759 No, he is hypersensitive. 644 00:38:28,751 --> 00:38:32,740 You see, miss, rather than a teacher-student relationship,... 645 00:38:33,152 --> 00:38:34,684 ...I'd like to see you develop... 646 00:38:34,788 --> 00:38:37,520 ...an warm relationship between friends. 647 00:38:38,405 --> 00:38:41,393 What I mean to say, is like between boyfriend and girlfriend. 648 00:38:42,003 --> 00:38:44,711 That has always been my approach to teaching, ma'am.. 649 00:38:44,915 --> 00:38:46,461 Very good. 650 00:38:49,056 --> 00:38:50,841 Then I'll leave you. 651 00:38:54,314 --> 00:38:56,321 If you want tea, there's a small gong. 652 00:38:56,322 --> 00:39:00,259 I recommend a light blow, otherwise it will break. 653 00:39:00,462 --> 00:39:01,752 Thank you, ma'am. 654 00:39:03,185 --> 00:39:05,735 What's the matter with you? Has someone cast a spell on you? 655 00:39:06,976 --> 00:39:08,601 Why don't you offer me a chair? 656 00:39:08,727 --> 00:39:11,091 - Yes, yes. Please. - Thank you. 657 00:39:11,454 --> 00:39:13,217 - Sit down. - Thank you. 658 00:39:18,599 --> 00:39:22,063 - Why don't you sit with me? - Yes, of course. I'll sit. 659 00:39:22,422 --> 00:39:24,734 Good. Then let's start with Greek. 660 00:39:24,835 --> 00:39:27,732 It's the most difficult subject. Where is your text book? 661 00:39:28,273 --> 00:39:31,296 There. On the bottom shelf. 662 00:39:32,592 --> 00:39:34,241 Then go get it. 663 00:39:34,989 --> 00:39:42,509 Yes... uh, no. I pulled a muscle playing sports and can't bend down. 664 00:39:43,828 --> 00:39:45,291 So then I'll get it. 665 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:52,894 No, it's on the bottom shelf. 666 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:54,572 Ah, here? 667 00:39:54,569 --> 00:39:55,565 Yes, there. 668 00:39:56,903 --> 00:39:58,974 Latin, geography ... 669 00:39:59,423 --> 00:40:00,835 I can't find it. 670 00:40:01,254 --> 00:40:02,383 Lower. 671 00:40:02,738 --> 00:40:04,509 - Lower? - Yes, lower. 672 00:40:05,752 --> 00:40:06,989 I don't see it. 673 00:40:07,935 --> 00:40:09,407 I can see it. 674 00:40:10,755 --> 00:40:11,849 Lower. 675 00:40:12,968 --> 00:40:14,204 Lower. 676 00:40:15,198 --> 00:40:16,669 Almost there! 677 00:40:22,283 --> 00:40:25,089 - Here's your tea. - Thank you. 678 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:28,502 Milk or lemon? When in doubt, I bring both. 679 00:40:36,286 --> 00:40:38,363 I don't meaning to be nosy... 680 00:40:38,551 --> 00:40:41,150 ...but how did his first lesson go? 681 00:40:41,550 --> 00:40:42,873 It went well. 682 00:40:42,886 --> 00:40:45,771 - What did you think? - He has some catching up to do. 683 00:40:45,868 --> 00:40:48,237 No, I was asking about his character. 684 00:40:48,934 --> 00:40:51,757 He's a bit shy, but this is the first time. 685 00:40:52,036 --> 00:40:55,325 No. He's just clumsy with women. 686 00:40:55,537 --> 00:40:58,503 You didn't notice anything unusual? 687 00:40:58,510 --> 00:41:00,455 What should I have noticed, ma'am? 688 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,481 You must understand that Franco is different. 689 00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:08,068 He isn't normal. He's on the brink. 690 00:41:08,245 --> 00:41:10,389 I'm sorry, ma'am, I don't understand. 691 00:41:10,459 --> 00:41:12,535 His father is a bad influence. 692 00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:16,078 He's a weak, egotistical man, and a libertine. 693 00:41:16,308 --> 00:41:18,581 There's also the hereditary factor. 694 00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:19,860 The hereditary factor? 695 00:41:19,966 --> 00:41:23,186 Yes, but not on my side, thankfully! 696 00:41:23,390 --> 00:41:26,358 All my family members are sane, stable people. 697 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,575 But my husband's family can't claim that virtue. 698 00:41:28,679 --> 00:41:29,899 What are you saying? 699 00:41:30,399 --> 00:41:31,994 That they're unstable? 700 00:41:32,030 --> 00:41:33,459 Worse. Worse. 701 00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:36,977 The cousin of my husband, Salvatore Mottola,... 702 00:41:37,281 --> 00:41:42,239 ...also had an egotistical father who used the language of whores. 703 00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:46,389 The poor child had difficulties in school... 704 00:41:46,536 --> 00:41:51,098 ...until one day, without a word to anyone, he ran off to Paris. 705 00:41:51,305 --> 00:41:52,599 The Sorbonne? 706 00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:54,740 The Folies Bergeres. 707 00:41:55,941 --> 00:41:57,141 Doing what? 708 00:41:57,387 --> 00:42:01,458 As a singer, dancer and stripper. He even had breast implants! 709 00:42:01,534 --> 00:42:03,141 He calls himself Ursula. 710 00:42:03,617 --> 00:42:07,345 He has no diploma. His only credential is "homosexual". 711 00:42:17,212 --> 00:42:20,776 My mother says that I'm not really a man. It pisses me off. 712 00:42:20,821 --> 00:42:22,315 What does he mean, not a man? 713 00:42:22,515 --> 00:42:26,800 She says I'm like Salvatore. I'm shy. I'm effeminate. I'm a feeble woman! 714 00:42:26,903 --> 00:42:28,768 - Salvatore dressed in pink. - In pink! 715 00:42:29,665 --> 00:42:30,607 Tatuzzo! 716 00:42:31,470 --> 00:42:32,665 I'm too tired. 717 00:42:46,623 --> 00:42:48,151 He broke the family jewels. 718 00:42:49,299 --> 00:42:50,553 - LaRosa! - What have you done? 719 00:42:50,707 --> 00:42:53,102 You, go get some water. Go. Quickly! 720 00:42:55,999 --> 00:42:57,493 Take a deep breath. 721 00:42:57,568 --> 00:42:59,841 Peppino, come give me a hand. 722 00:42:59,938 --> 00:43:01,460 Take a nice deep breath. 723 00:43:01,468 --> 00:43:02,481 What's going on? 724 00:43:02,489 --> 00:43:05,345 - Peppino... La Rosa. - I have no roses. 725 00:43:05,648 --> 00:43:07,059 - Peppi, look! - Oh, that guy! 726 00:43:07,265 --> 00:43:11,740 Where does it hurt? Stomach? Knee? 727 00:43:11,745 --> 00:43:14,069 Where does it hurt, La Rosa? Where does it hurt? 728 00:43:14,172 --> 00:43:15,687 My bagels... 729 00:43:15,688 --> 00:43:17,682 - What's that? - Below. Below. 730 00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:19,855 Peppi... his balls. 731 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,492 - Both? - That's right. 732 00:43:21,598 --> 00:43:24,226 Help me, maybe we can get him down. 733 00:43:24,433 --> 00:43:26,248 - He's heavy. - Slowly. 734 00:43:26,552 --> 00:43:28,472 Peppi, I think someone's calling me to the phone. 735 00:43:28,473 --> 00:43:29,973 - Sure, leave me with this fatso. - You two will be fine. 736 00:43:32,676 --> 00:43:33,974 So that's that. 737 00:43:34,075 --> 00:43:37,246 Mother of God, it's Maciste! And he's scored a goal on me. 738 00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:41,559 Your water! 739 00:43:47,878 --> 00:43:51,016 They already think you're a fag. 740 00:43:51,627 --> 00:43:54,710 Well, here's an idea, why don't you act like a queer with your teacher? 741 00:43:54,817 --> 00:43:56,398 I suppose you think that's funny? 742 00:43:56,379 --> 00:43:59,742 No, it's like my cousin, the hairdresser. He wears lipstick,... 743 00:43:59,746 --> 00:44:02,805 ... bleaches his hair and uses gay mannerisms. 744 00:44:02,983 --> 00:44:04,708 The husbands all think he's gay,... 745 00:44:04,716 --> 00:44:07,592 ...but from morning to evening, he's with their wives ... 746 00:44:08,590 --> 00:44:11,106 - Does he dance for them? - Yeah, if it were Salvatore. 747 00:44:11,220 --> 00:44:12,474 Are you serious? 748 00:44:12,533 --> 00:44:16,570 Believe me, Franco. Women have a weakness for gays. 749 00:44:16,850 --> 00:44:19,357 They offer them tenderness and compassion... 750 00:44:19,329 --> 00:44:23,675 ...to build their confidence and get them to go straight. 751 00:44:23,774 --> 00:44:26,157 That's when you jump at the chance! 752 00:44:26,702 --> 00:44:28,957 Yes, but how does one impersonate a fag? 753 00:44:29,055 --> 00:44:30,525 I'll show you. 754 00:44:30,621 --> 00:44:33,897 Watch. It's not difficult. Let's rehearse. 755 00:44:34,916 --> 00:44:37,783 Make sweeping gestures. Like this, you see? 756 00:44:38,853 --> 00:44:41,455 Undulating movements... 757 00:44:41,543 --> 00:44:43,045 You look like Addolorata. 758 00:44:43,149 --> 00:44:46,999 A limp wrist. Go on, make a nice little smile. 759 00:44:47,201 --> 00:44:51,142 Come on, my lovely. That's it, very good, continue. 760 00:44:51,345 --> 00:44:52,652 Super. 761 00:44:53,089 --> 00:44:55,783 You're a regular babe! A real girl! 762 00:44:56,555 --> 00:44:59,080 - That's perfect. - Soft... graceful... 763 00:44:59,081 --> 00:45:01,281 He's a beautiful girl! 764 00:45:01,294 --> 00:45:03,734 I knew he could... Hush, the Professor! 765 00:45:04,585 --> 00:45:08,693 La Rosa, Tatuzzo... Mottola wouldn't be a bit ... 766 00:45:12,966 --> 00:45:15,286 You learn something every day. 767 00:45:50,007 --> 00:45:53,448 Mr. Franco is expecting you. Good day. 768 00:45:53,961 --> 00:45:54,988 Thank you. 769 00:45:55,695 --> 00:45:56,731 Hello, Franc... 770 00:45:57,301 --> 00:45:58,915 Hello, miss. 771 00:46:01,206 --> 00:46:02,926 - Franco... - Yes? 772 00:46:03,727 --> 00:46:05,427 I'm making a doily. Why do you ask? 773 00:46:07,349 --> 00:46:09,869 No reason. Have you studied your lesson? 774 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:13,589 But of course. Up to the Reformation. Shall I recite? 775 00:46:13,695 --> 00:46:17,413 Yes, later. You've done the summary? 776 00:46:17,499 --> 00:46:18,887 Here it is. 777 00:46:25,193 --> 00:46:26,243 What are you doing? 778 00:46:26,474 --> 00:46:29,155 You've a runner in your hose. 779 00:46:30,388 --> 00:46:31,864 Right there. 780 00:46:32,374 --> 00:46:34,912 That's enough, thank you. It tickles. 781 00:46:35,698 --> 00:46:37,411 - Let's take a look at it. - Yes, yes. 782 00:46:45,156 --> 00:46:47,194 Good. Not bad at all. 783 00:46:48,161 --> 00:46:51,446 Bravo. But you're looking at my legs? 784 00:46:51,459 --> 00:46:54,681 Me? Nothing of the sort. I was looking at your shoes. 785 00:46:54,889 --> 00:46:57,795 They're beautiful. 3 inch heels? 786 00:46:58,601 --> 00:46:59,867 You're familiar with them? 787 00:47:00,152 --> 00:47:03,480 Yes. I spend hours window shopping. 788 00:47:03,666 --> 00:47:06,569 I don't like to walk in men's shoes. 789 00:47:07,399 --> 00:47:10,300 ...27, 28, 29, 30. 790 00:47:14,392 --> 00:47:16,829 Good heavens! He's never crocheted. 791 00:47:17,038 --> 00:47:18,927 Now he doesn't need to run away from women. 792 00:47:19,928 --> 00:47:22,628 He's gay, like his uncle. 793 00:47:22,638 --> 00:47:24,227 You mustn't overreact, ma'am. 794 00:47:24,230 --> 00:47:25,737 That's easy for you to say. 795 00:47:25,836 --> 00:47:29,259 It's an Oedipus complex and I'm Jocasta. 796 00:47:29,306 --> 00:47:32,965 Look what this eminent professor says. 797 00:47:33,064 --> 00:47:36,370 Don't believe everything you read. 798 00:47:36,476 --> 00:47:38,625 It might be something natural. 799 00:47:38,831 --> 00:47:41,963 Before birth, every human being is bisexual. 800 00:47:42,369 --> 00:47:44,515 I thought my pregnancy was masculine. 801 00:47:44,663 --> 00:47:49,461 - It means we begin as both boy and girl. - At the same time? 802 00:47:49,470 --> 00:47:52,207 Yes, even if physically everything is already decided. 803 00:47:52,308 --> 00:47:57,131 But until puberty, there are still questions. 804 00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:00,484 Even during adolescence, not everything is clear. 805 00:48:00,486 --> 00:48:04,589 Education and environment play a large role. 806 00:48:04,887 --> 00:48:08,694 Listen, miss. Forgive me, but I'm speaking as his mother. 807 00:48:08,944 --> 00:48:11,368 - Could you ... - Do what, ma'am? 808 00:48:11,571 --> 00:48:13,125 Resolve the situation. 809 00:48:13,283 --> 00:48:18,146 I mean, you're so pretty, you might act a little more seductive. 810 00:48:18,230 --> 00:48:25,499 There'd be no harm in it. And it may reconcile my Franco with females. 811 00:48:26,009 --> 00:48:31,188 Excuse me, but my fiancé is waiting for me. Good evening. 812 00:48:31,613 --> 00:48:32,780 Good evening. 813 00:48:34,110 --> 00:48:36,837 That's interesting. He began as a bisexual. 814 00:48:37,269 --> 00:48:39,128 That is to say, a hermaphrodite. 815 00:48:39,527 --> 00:48:43,414 That makes 1.2 million lire for furniture... in leather. 816 00:48:44,665 --> 00:48:46,283 And then there's the wedding itself. 817 00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:51,420 The announcements, the refreshments, the church, the priest ... 818 00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:53,050 This place doesn't inspire you? 819 00:48:53,065 --> 00:48:55,371 I'm trying to do the accounts, Giovanna. 820 00:48:55,874 --> 00:48:58,364 And the honeymoon, 3 million more. 821 00:48:58,365 --> 00:48:59,850 We don't need to take one. 822 00:48:59,957 --> 00:49:03,398 You're like a goddess to me! We have nothing else to worry about. 823 00:49:03,402 --> 00:49:05,283 All I'm worried about is Franco. 824 00:49:05,382 --> 00:49:07,344 Why? Has he failed to show you respect? 825 00:49:07,448 --> 00:49:10,159 On the contrary, he is extremely respectful. 826 00:49:10,265 --> 00:49:12,987 But I'm afraid he has sexual problems. 827 00:49:13,095 --> 00:49:16,608 - Is that all? I know he has! - That's not possible. 828 00:49:16,614 --> 00:49:19,275 Everyone knows. He's the laughing stock of the school. 829 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,005 He needs our help. 830 00:49:21,013 --> 00:49:24,509 Are you talking to me? I'm not a missionary. 831 00:49:24,757 --> 00:49:26,775 And you need to restrict your role to teaching. 832 00:49:27,389 --> 00:49:30,412 They pay you well, and nothing else matters. 833 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,400 - We're dining with the Sisters? - At 7 p.m. 834 00:49:33,432 --> 00:49:35,798 - Did you tell them I was coming? - I forgot, no. 835 00:49:35,858 --> 00:49:38,395 So let's get going, Giovanna, otherwise we'll be late. 836 00:49:38,396 --> 00:49:39,750 Will you kiss me? 837 00:49:40,055 --> 00:49:42,020 After dinner, Giovanna. After dinner. 838 00:49:50,904 --> 00:49:52,015 Hello, Franco. 839 00:49:52,387 --> 00:49:53,980 Hello, miss. 840 00:49:57,018 --> 00:49:58,491 No bra... 841 00:49:58,897 --> 00:50:01,592 - Well, Franco, have you done your homework? - Of course. 842 00:50:13,913 --> 00:50:14,902 Good. 843 00:50:15,107 --> 00:50:16,471 This is good. 844 00:50:18,472 --> 00:50:19,672 There's a mistake here. 845 00:50:20,633 --> 00:50:23,428 You used the perfect instead of the pluperfect. 846 00:50:23,853 --> 00:50:25,768 - You see it? - I see, I see. 847 00:50:26,351 --> 00:50:27,500 Who wouldn't? 848 00:50:27,749 --> 00:50:30,277 - Will you make the correction? - Yes. 849 00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,608 That's good. I'm very pleased with you. 850 00:50:55,061 --> 00:50:56,316 You deserve a reward. 851 00:50:59,538 --> 00:51:00,787 Get up. 852 00:51:05,292 --> 00:51:06,563 What's this I see? 853 00:51:07,156 --> 00:51:09,677 What have to done? Are you wearing mascara? 854 00:51:10,412 --> 00:51:11,725 We have to remove it. 855 00:51:12,671 --> 00:51:13,833 Thank you. 856 00:51:14,991 --> 00:51:16,228 Turn your head. 857 00:51:16,746 --> 00:51:18,083 Come on, look at me. 858 00:51:20,134 --> 00:51:21,707 - Am I hurting you? - No. 859 00:51:21,971 --> 00:51:23,443 Then hold still. 860 00:51:24,356 --> 00:51:28,805 That's it. Now you look like a man, rather than a woman. 861 00:51:32,134 --> 00:51:35,762 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. 862 00:51:36,449 --> 00:51:39,962 I know about your problem. 863 00:51:42,049 --> 00:51:44,562 You shouldn't be ashamed or feel guilty. 864 00:51:44,751 --> 00:51:48,189 No, you can't know. You mustn't know I'm like that! 865 00:51:48,641 --> 00:51:50,953 I'll kill myself! I'll kill myself! 866 00:51:50,969 --> 00:51:53,796 Don't say such a thing! Not even as a joke, Franco. 867 00:51:53,797 --> 00:51:55,697 You can turn away from this. Do you understand me?. 868 00:51:55,702 --> 00:51:57,570 No, I'll kill myself. 869 00:52:00,373 --> 00:52:02,462 - What are you doing? - I'll kill myself! 870 00:52:05,184 --> 00:52:08,333 Franco, stop! You're acting hysterical. 871 00:52:09,678 --> 00:52:10,893 Calm yourself. 872 00:52:13,736 --> 00:52:15,051 - Sit down. - What for? 873 00:52:15,262 --> 00:52:16,199 A massage. 874 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,094 - Do I have to undress? - That won't be necessary. 875 00:52:23,396 --> 00:52:25,872 - Relax. - I'm relaxed. 876 00:52:25,892 --> 00:52:28,546 - Close your eyes. - My eyes are closed. 877 00:52:29,254 --> 00:52:31,085 You feel like you're floating. 878 00:52:34,755 --> 00:52:36,405 You're feeling lighter. 879 00:52:37,398 --> 00:52:38,974 You're floating up. 880 00:52:42,525 --> 00:52:44,053 You're floating up. 881 00:52:44,111 --> 00:52:45,827 That's it. 882 00:52:46,374 --> 00:52:47,868 Ever higher. 883 00:52:50,158 --> 00:52:51,466 Ever higher. 884 00:52:55,049 --> 00:52:56,503 You're flying now. 885 00:52:58,404 --> 00:52:59,804 Flying... 886 00:53:09,032 --> 00:53:10,270 Tea. 887 00:53:10,318 --> 00:53:14,455 Tea? Your father, your mother and your sister are all great whores! 888 00:53:19,993 --> 00:53:23,425 - She trusts me. I can do it now. - With the maid? 889 00:53:23,593 --> 00:53:25,265 - Stop with the maid! - I like her. 890 00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:27,432 When are you going to do it? 891 00:53:27,450 --> 00:53:30,058 I need to take one step at a time. 892 00:53:30,059 --> 00:53:32,579 Why don't all three of us do it? 893 00:53:32,787 --> 00:53:33,784 No! 894 00:53:34,156 --> 00:53:38,094 Don't even think about the three of you doing it. It's every man for himself. 895 00:53:38,452 --> 00:53:40,011 What does he think we're talking about? 896 00:53:42,012 --> 00:53:44,212 That's good. Good. 897 00:53:44,813 --> 00:53:46,313 - Professor. - What? 898 00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:47,870 May I leave? 899 00:53:47,871 --> 00:53:52,769 At the proper time. Only those who have finished may leave. 900 00:53:53,197 --> 00:53:54,529 I've finished. 901 00:53:54,618 --> 00:53:56,590 - How is that possible? - I have. 902 00:54:03,822 --> 00:54:11,593 Subject: Briefly analyze what Petrarch means in this verse,... 903 00:54:12,181 --> 00:54:16,347 "Clear, fresh, sweet waters, Where she who seems to me... 904 00:54:16,631 --> 00:54:18,520 "The only one among earth's daughters..." 905 00:54:19,140 --> 00:54:20,390 Explanation: 906 00:54:21,501 --> 00:54:22,707 A bidet? 907 00:54:24,936 --> 00:54:26,972 - Outside! - I didn't do anything. 908 00:54:26,982 --> 00:54:28,276 Outside. 909 00:54:32,775 --> 00:54:33,803 What are you doing? 910 00:54:33,804 --> 00:54:35,652 - I'm leaving, too. - Why? 911 00:54:35,849 --> 00:54:36,991 - I copied his paper. - Me too. 912 00:54:37,090 --> 00:54:39,585 - Then get out. - That's what we're doing. 913 00:54:39,686 --> 00:54:41,206 And stay out! 914 00:54:42,999 --> 00:54:47,128 Yes, Headmaster. Franco Mottola is unruly and a disruption to the school. 915 00:54:47,194 --> 00:54:48,516 In short, he's a dunce. 916 00:54:50,024 --> 00:54:51,913 You know who his father is? 917 00:54:52,007 --> 00:54:53,592 The father of a dunce. 918 00:54:54,731 --> 00:54:55,880 Cali, Cali... 919 00:54:58,883 --> 00:55:00,777 - Oh, Cali, Cali... - I'm right here. 920 00:55:01,630 --> 00:55:03,797 How long have you been a teacher? 921 00:55:03,953 --> 00:55:05,551 It's been 14 years, Headmaster. 922 00:55:05,651 --> 00:55:08,114 A young man. A young man. 923 00:55:10,077 --> 00:55:11,415 - Listen to me, Cali. - Yes. 924 00:55:11,417 --> 00:55:12,703 Do you own a home? 925 00:55:12,711 --> 00:55:14,260 It's been 6 years since I applied for public housing, Headmaster. 926 00:55:14,261 --> 00:55:16,561 Because of the demand for middle-class housing... 927 00:55:16,967 --> 00:55:18,974 - ...I still have nothing. - Nothing? 928 00:55:21,429 --> 00:55:22,826 You'll take care of it? 929 00:55:23,147 --> 00:55:24,353 Hello, Margana? 930 00:55:26,914 --> 00:55:29,164 Ah, my son was examined... 931 00:55:30,458 --> 00:55:31,912 ...in Greek. 932 00:55:33,259 --> 00:55:34,854 And how did he do? 933 00:55:35,025 --> 00:55:38,462 I'll let you speak directly to Professor Cali, Your Honor. 934 00:55:38,538 --> 00:55:40,532 He can tell you in his own words. 935 00:55:41,033 --> 00:55:42,323 One moment, please. 936 00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:44,657 You talk to him. Be strong! 937 00:55:45,337 --> 00:55:46,870 Thank you. Hold this. 938 00:55:47,082 --> 00:55:48,676 Hello, Your Honor? Yes, I did... 939 00:55:49,834 --> 00:55:52,742 I examined your son this morning ... in Italian. 940 00:55:52,754 --> 00:55:56,485 - In Greek. - Yes, in Greek. And he did... 941 00:55:56,836 --> 00:55:58,809 ...he did...he did better. 942 00:55:59,359 --> 00:56:01,025 Pardon? His grade? 943 00:56:01,026 --> 00:56:03,181 - Ah... yes, his grade. - 7. 944 00:56:03,182 --> 00:56:06,612 6. No, 7. 7.5, yes. 945 00:56:06,913 --> 00:56:09,307 7.5 is a nice grade, Your Honor. 946 00:56:09,625 --> 00:56:12,158 While I have you, about the possibility of an apartment ... 947 00:56:12,416 --> 00:56:14,926 Hello? Hello, Your Honor! 948 00:56:15,086 --> 00:56:19,176 As you can see, he's making progress. My regards to your wife. 949 00:56:19,352 --> 00:56:20,837 Thank you, Your Honor. 950 00:56:21,335 --> 00:56:22,541 Thank you. 951 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,830 - Thank you! - Cali... 952 00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:30,562 Why you ask His Honor about the apartment? 953 00:56:31,041 --> 00:56:35,673 I already told you that I would take care of it! 954 00:56:36,077 --> 00:56:38,748 Now go! Go with pride. Your job is to impart learning! 955 00:56:40,253 --> 00:56:43,574 Indirect questions can be simple or compound. 956 00:56:43,593 --> 00:56:47,198 Simple questions are introduced by interrogative pronouns... 957 00:56:47,204 --> 00:56:50,610 ...and interrogative adverbs. 958 00:56:50,732 --> 00:56:54,752 Compound questions are introduced with the prefixes ... 959 00:57:05,890 --> 00:57:10,170 How clumsy! The pen will leave an ink stain. 960 00:57:10,433 --> 00:57:13,696 - It doesn't matter. - I'm sorry. It's stained right through the fabric. 961 00:57:13,772 --> 00:57:19,918 Leave it, it isn't serious. 962 00:57:20,016 --> 00:57:22,536 It's not important. Leave it alone. 963 00:57:22,791 --> 00:57:27,114 Go to the bathroom, there's some stain remover by the sink. 964 00:57:27,522 --> 00:57:28,777 Thank you. 965 00:58:34,733 --> 00:58:36,149 Here's your tea. 966 00:58:36,468 --> 00:58:38,741 I need something to cool the tail between my legs. 967 00:58:41,795 --> 00:58:43,694 Son of God! 968 00:58:47,799 --> 00:58:51,241 And now, you'll taste the wine made from grapes... 969 00:58:51,388 --> 00:58:52,821 ...grown on my vineyard. 970 00:58:53,222 --> 00:58:54,724 It's good. Have a little ... 971 00:58:54,727 --> 00:58:57,679 No thank you, I can't stand. 972 00:58:57,976 --> 00:59:00,413 This that is being served now is among our best. 973 00:59:00,617 --> 00:59:02,428 To my friends, a toast with this wine ... 974 00:59:03,108 --> 00:59:04,381 How does it go? 975 00:59:04,382 --> 00:59:07,226 I'd like to toast my friends... No, no gestures. 976 00:59:07,912 --> 00:59:10,772 I'd like to toast my friends with this wine,... 977 00:59:10,818 --> 00:59:14,977 ...golden fruit of the grape that has matured in the hot sun... 978 00:59:14,985 --> 00:59:18,975 ...of Trinacria, as old as the world. 979 00:59:19,203 --> 00:59:21,445 A toast to Ulysses... 980 00:59:21,457 --> 00:59:24,784 ...who is intoxicated with the wine. A toast ... 981 00:59:24,884 --> 00:59:28,199 ...to Ulysses, and to his Penelope and her fruit. 982 00:59:29,499 --> 00:59:31,744 Amalia, what did you mean by "fruit"? 983 00:59:31,914 --> 00:59:33,713 - I just felt like saying "fruit". - I'll drink to that... 984 00:59:38,691 --> 00:59:42,242 - Drink to the toast? - Thanks, Franco, I've had too much. 985 00:59:43,609 --> 00:59:46,841 I bet you did that on purpose. 986 00:59:47,237 --> 00:59:51,218 No. You mustn't think that. I'll bring you some strong coffee. 987 00:59:51,646 --> 00:59:52,686 Thank you, Franco. 988 00:59:52,789 --> 00:59:55,941 Now I'd like to show you the property. 989 00:59:55,131 --> 00:59:57,163 A tour with the owner, after this feast... 990 00:59:57,369 --> 01:00:00,149 I ate too much. 991 01:00:00,352 --> 01:00:02,307 I'd like that very much. 992 01:00:03,512 --> 01:00:06,598 But Giovanna must stay and give a lesson to Franco. 993 01:00:06,599 --> 01:00:08,491 Yes, she has a lesson for Franco. 994 01:00:08,506 --> 01:00:10,111 I'll tell you all about it later. 995 01:00:10,214 --> 01:00:14,920 You can go take a nap before giving your lesson, Miss Giovanna. 996 01:00:15,024 --> 01:00:17,391 Let's go. The walk will help us digest our meal. 997 01:00:17,492 --> 01:00:18,946 Away we go! 998 01:00:20,447 --> 01:00:21,410 By your leave... 999 01:00:22,911 --> 01:00:25,011 - What do you want to do? - What do you recommend? 1000 01:00:25,069 --> 01:00:32,277 I always say, after a meal like this, an easy stroll is never a bad idea. Eh? 1001 01:00:34,479 --> 01:00:36,260 Let's go. 1002 01:00:38,906 --> 01:00:40,074 This will put her to sleep... 1003 01:00:44,312 --> 01:00:45,553 I'll use it all. 1004 01:00:47,802 --> 01:00:51,640 I'll show you the olive groves that my father left me. 1005 01:00:51,655 --> 01:00:53,391 All this land is mine. 1006 01:00:53,997 --> 01:00:58,785 Me, I'd settle for a 3-room apartment with a terrace and trees. 1007 01:00:58,802 --> 01:01:00,763 My husband can take care of that. 1008 01:01:00,764 --> 01:01:05,306 Yes, I'd appreciate it if you could slip him a word in my favor. 1009 01:01:05,505 --> 01:01:07,960 After he's had his rest he'll speak to Amalia. 1010 01:01:08,359 --> 01:01:11,953 I can't do much after eating, because it all weighs on my stomach. 1011 01:01:12,046 --> 01:01:13,130 I can't, either. 1012 01:01:13,137 --> 01:01:15,586 - Who's idea was this? - The women. 1013 01:01:15,593 --> 01:01:17,355 What sluts! 1014 01:01:17,531 --> 01:01:19,139 - How's that? - I think you understand. 1015 01:01:41,937 --> 01:01:44,604 How they ate! They couldn't stop. 1016 01:01:49,707 --> 01:01:53,353 You've broken 14 so far. What the fuck's wrong with you? 1017 01:01:53,362 --> 01:01:54,530 It just slipped from my hands. 1018 01:02:24,928 --> 01:02:27,401 I'll just undo these buttons. 1019 01:03:13,275 --> 01:03:14,394 Who is it? 1020 01:03:14,395 --> 01:03:15,710 Franco. 1021 01:03:16,011 --> 01:03:18,111 - Franco... - Yes. 1022 01:03:25,412 --> 01:03:26,112 Franco! 1023 01:03:36,911 --> 01:03:38,060 Let go of me! 1024 01:03:39,561 --> 01:03:41,561 Let go of me! You must be crazy! 1025 01:03:41,575 --> 01:03:43,736 Yes, I'm crazy about you. 1026 01:03:53,343 --> 01:03:54,563 The key or I'll shoot. 1027 01:03:54,936 --> 01:03:56,163 It isn't loaded. 1028 01:03:56,385 --> 01:03:57,912 Give me the key or I'll shoot. 1029 01:03:58,816 --> 01:04:00,045 The key. 1030 01:04:01,553 --> 01:04:02,868 Give me the key! 1031 01:04:03,208 --> 01:04:04,579 It isn't loaded. 1032 01:04:13,033 --> 01:04:15,570 Didn't you hear her calling? 1033 01:04:15,571 --> 01:04:17,736 Yes, I'll go there right away. 1034 01:04:22,542 --> 01:04:24,848 Miss, did you call? Is there anything I can do? 1035 01:04:25,591 --> 01:04:28,680 - Bring me some strong coffee. - Yes, I'll get it right away! 1036 01:04:46,006 --> 01:04:47,826 He told me the car was a gem! 1037 01:04:49,398 --> 01:04:52,329 The fucking bastard who sold it to me! 1038 01:04:53,178 --> 01:04:55,114 It's a fucking scrap-heap! 1039 01:04:54,718 --> 01:04:56,351 A piece of shit! 1040 01:04:56,641 --> 01:04:58,391 Did you buy any gasoline? 1041 01:04:58,408 --> 01:04:59,826 Of course I did. Two liters. 1042 01:05:00,029 --> 01:05:01,891 - When? - I don't know. 1043 01:05:06,596 --> 01:05:09,238 And you want to stop giving the kid lessons? 1044 01:05:09,577 --> 01:05:10,743 I've had enough. 1045 01:05:10,825 --> 01:05:13,563 How can we give up 7.000 lire per hour? 1046 01:05:13,617 --> 01:05:17,030 Especially since Mrs. Mottola assured me we would get an apartment. 1047 01:05:17,046 --> 01:05:18,641 It's the mother lode, Giovanna. 1048 01:05:19,642 --> 01:05:22,193 I'm tired. Tired. 1049 01:05:22,135 --> 01:05:23,723 Tired! Can't you understand? 1050 01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:27,863 You need to make one last little effort. Get out and push the car. 1051 01:05:27,941 --> 01:05:29,226 The exercise will do you good. 1052 01:05:29,906 --> 01:05:32,035 First make sure you take a deep breath. 1053 01:05:33,905 --> 01:05:35,459 And be careful of the paint, okay? 1054 01:05:50,392 --> 01:05:51,511 Hello. 1055 01:05:51,927 --> 01:05:55,165 I'll ring for tea, unless you prefer champagne? 1056 01:05:55,441 --> 01:05:57,368 No, thank you. I'd like to see your homework. 1057 01:06:10,274 --> 01:06:12,219 And according to you, this is the corrected version? 1058 01:06:14,396 --> 01:06:15,629 All the verbs are wrong. 1059 01:06:16,153 --> 01:06:18,251 To see Thucydides treated this way ... 1060 01:06:26,789 --> 01:06:28,021 Why are you doing that? 1061 01:06:28,302 --> 01:06:29,748 What is Thucydides worth? 1062 01:06:31,024 --> 01:06:32,252 What do you mean? 1063 01:06:33,054 --> 01:06:36,460 I asked what Thucydides is worth to you. 1064 01:06:36,757 --> 01:06:38,415 A new nightgown? 1065 01:06:38,868 --> 01:06:41,342 Or a washing machine? 1066 01:06:41,571 --> 01:06:45,334 Either you play the game, or I don't study any more. 1067 01:06:45,919 --> 01:06:49,434 Have you no shame? You really are disgusting. 1068 01:06:50,737 --> 01:06:52,553 Lift your skirt. 1069 01:06:52,949 --> 01:06:56,543 Don't worry, I understand. Your fiancé will never know. 1070 01:06:56,669 --> 01:06:59,119 Anyway, he doesn't seem care. 1071 01:07:00,220 --> 01:07:02,610 You aren't even fit to say his name. 1072 01:07:02,853 --> 01:07:04,442 Ignorance is bliss. 1073 01:07:05,044 --> 01:07:08,641 As long as my father gives him an apartment, he'll close his eyes. 1074 01:07:10,164 --> 01:07:11,371 What did you hit me? 1075 01:07:11,672 --> 01:07:12,672 You hit me! 1076 01:07:13,250 --> 01:07:14,566 I'll call my mother. 1077 01:07:15,242 --> 01:07:16,523 Call whomever you want. 1078 01:07:16,997 --> 01:07:18,869 - Bastard! - Mama! 1079 01:07:19,078 --> 01:07:21,006 - Bastard! - Mama! 1080 01:07:28,309 --> 01:07:30,682 A nice fresh egg for you. 1081 01:07:32,253 --> 01:07:34,197 My God, all this smoke ... 1082 01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:37,097 What stale air. I'll open the window. 1083 01:07:38,199 --> 01:07:39,467 Ah, the air. 1084 01:07:40,232 --> 01:07:42,617 When the sun enters, the doctor does not. 1085 01:07:43,934 --> 01:07:47,523 Why don't you get up? Then we'll take a little trip. 1086 01:07:47,764 --> 01:07:50,071 We'll visit some art galleries and museums. 1087 01:07:50,872 --> 01:07:54,182 Giovanna called to say she wasn't coming. 1088 01:07:55,356 --> 01:07:58,258 Don't you want to go out with your friends, Franco? 1089 01:07:58,359 --> 01:07:59,359 No! 1090 01:07:59,574 --> 01:08:03,629 There are a lot of pretty young girls from good families. 1091 01:08:03,836 --> 01:08:05,978 It would please your mother. 1092 01:08:06,276 --> 01:08:07,784 Why don't you date anyone? 1093 01:08:07,871 --> 01:08:11,621 Because they're all bitches, and I don't want anything to do with them. 1094 01:08:11,634 --> 01:08:13,664 I hate all the women on earth! 1095 01:08:14,371 --> 01:08:15,456 All? 1096 01:08:15,566 --> 01:08:19,526 Yes, all, even you. Now leave me alone. 1097 01:08:20,218 --> 01:08:22,726 I won't bother you anymore. Eat your egg. 1098 01:08:23,651 --> 01:08:27,219 Don't forget to call the Ministry. 1099 01:08:27,574 --> 01:08:28,794 Noted. 1100 01:08:29,493 --> 01:08:31,187 I didn't see you add any sugar. 1101 01:08:32,163 --> 01:08:34,171 - Why not? - It's locked up. 1102 01:08:34,190 --> 01:08:35,653 It's locked up? 1103 01:08:35,753 --> 01:08:37,369 Yes, sir. Those are my orders. 1104 01:08:37,670 --> 01:08:41,245 I see, the sugar must remain under lock and key, otherwise it might leave. 1105 01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:45,723 The sugar goes to the office. The sugar goes to the cinema. Now get the key. 1106 01:08:45,823 --> 01:08:47,177 Your wife will get angry with me. 1107 01:08:47,181 --> 01:08:48,709 I don't want that. You need to go... 1108 01:08:48,710 --> 01:08:51,207 Never mind, I'll drink it like this. 1109 01:08:51,208 --> 01:08:53,359 Well, you got what you wanted. Your son drove me from his room. 1110 01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:55,044 - That's my fault? - He takes after you. 1111 01:08:55,045 --> 01:08:57,445 - He takes after me? - Yes, you're his father! 1112 01:08:57,506 --> 01:08:59,101 I never kicked you out. 1113 01:08:59,102 --> 01:09:02,964 No, but we never talk, and he's picked up on that. 1114 01:09:02,978 --> 01:09:06,797 I beg you, Amalia, I have a lot to do, people waiting for me. 1115 01:09:06,808 --> 01:09:10,292 Your son is in a mental state, Fefe. Morally and physically ... 1116 01:09:10,293 --> 01:09:11,565 Fefe! 1117 01:09:12,965 --> 01:09:15,470 - I'm listening. - Your son has gone wrong. 1118 01:09:15,488 --> 01:09:16,983 How has he gone wrong? 1119 01:09:16,990 --> 01:09:20,041 He hates all women. He's gay. 1120 01:09:20,743 --> 01:09:22,281 Fuck! 1121 01:09:22,912 --> 01:09:24,228 Take a deep breath. 1122 01:09:26,102 --> 01:09:27,138 Again. 1123 01:09:29,455 --> 01:09:30,449 Again. 1124 01:09:32,513 --> 01:09:33,562 Again. 1125 01:09:37,136 --> 01:09:40,472 Perfect, your lungs are functioning well. 1126 01:09:41,001 --> 01:09:43,781 Nurse, please check his reflexes. 1127 01:09:47,056 --> 01:09:48,424 Turn this way. 1128 01:09:50,327 --> 01:09:51,732 Cross your legs. 1129 01:09:59,325 --> 01:10:02,019 Ah, his dick works well, too. 1130 01:10:04,940 --> 01:10:06,182 - So? - Your Honor... 1131 01:10:07,494 --> 01:10:09,267 Your son is quite normal. 1132 01:10:09,328 --> 01:10:10,670 Quite normal? 1133 01:10:11,269 --> 01:10:12,321 Did you doubt it? 1134 01:10:12,322 --> 01:10:17,211 No, but my wife has put strange ideas in my mind. 1135 01:10:17,212 --> 01:10:19,027 I don't know why. 1136 01:10:19,032 --> 01:10:20,996 I am always on the move... 1137 01:10:21,195 --> 01:10:26,664 ...and I've never had the opportunity to be close to my son. 1138 01:10:26,665 --> 01:10:30,059 A father should always be close to his son. 1139 01:10:30,112 --> 01:10:34,549 Must accompany and follow him in his adventures. 1140 01:10:34,859 --> 01:10:36,533 And teach him about life. 1141 01:10:37,460 --> 01:10:40,236 Your Honor, take him to a whorehouse. 1142 01:10:40,612 --> 01:10:42,423 Otherwise, he'll explode. 1143 01:10:48,374 --> 01:10:50,363 Hello, ladies. Please. 1144 01:10:51,351 --> 01:10:55,396 We're in a restaurant that is quite notorious. 1145 01:10:55,935 --> 01:10:58,589 You see these two chicks? 1146 01:10:58,693 --> 01:11:00,203 Chickens? What chickens? 1147 01:11:00,380 --> 01:11:02,596 The two girls there. Take a look. 1148 01:11:03,376 --> 01:11:05,466 Look at them... 1149 01:11:05,534 --> 01:11:07,549 ...those two lovely flowers. 1150 01:11:08,034 --> 01:11:11,171 Hello ... like father, like son? 1151 01:11:11,172 --> 01:11:12,425 Do you like them? 1152 01:11:12,505 --> 01:11:13,555 Nice figures. 1153 01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:17,686 At school, you're spoiled... 1154 01:11:18,196 --> 01:11:21,461 ...by all those girls, young and fresh. 1155 01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:24,398 When I was your age I was in school,... 1156 01:11:24,597 --> 01:11:27,278 ...I went after all of them. 1157 01:11:27,981 --> 01:11:31,513 Some petting here, a little kiss there ... 1158 01:11:31,740 --> 01:11:36,678 ... but today, you're lucky because the girls are more liberated. 1159 01:11:36,730 --> 01:11:38,763 Liberated? What are you saying, papa? 1160 01:11:39,034 --> 01:11:43,383 Liberated teasers. The assholes all play at being feminists. 1161 01:11:43,524 --> 01:11:46,514 Would you call those two feminists? 1162 01:11:46,690 --> 01:11:48,548 Me, I'd call them whores. 1163 01:11:49,052 --> 01:11:50,116 Hello. 1164 01:11:50,430 --> 01:11:54,857 They're what gave me an idea for you, Franco. 1165 01:11:55,121 --> 01:11:56,876 An idea for me? 1166 01:11:57,976 --> 01:11:59,573 What is it? 1167 01:11:59,584 --> 01:12:00,722 Let me see... 1168 01:12:00,732 --> 01:12:05,493 Above all, don't tell your mother, otherwise I'm in big trouble. 1169 01:12:05,593 --> 01:12:07,238 Here's the trick ... 1170 01:12:08,444 --> 01:12:10,129 A little advertisement. 1171 01:12:11,870 --> 01:12:13,065 Hello. 1172 01:12:13,108 --> 01:12:15,144 I came about the ad. 1173 01:12:15,321 --> 01:12:16,840 Please come in. 1174 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:21,275 Close it. 1175 01:12:24,705 --> 01:12:26,521 Here's your room. 1176 01:12:26,545 --> 01:12:27,619 This is it? 1177 01:12:27,894 --> 01:12:32,128 There's a private room back here? 1178 01:12:32,826 --> 01:12:35,636 Then I'll just wait back there... 1179 01:12:38,776 --> 01:12:40,291 I leave you now. 1180 01:12:47,547 --> 01:12:49,298 The Honorable Mottola... 1181 01:12:49,445 --> 01:12:52,721 ...seen in a brothel with his son. 1182 01:12:53,426 --> 01:12:57,862 If it became public knowledge, it would make for one of those scandals ... 1183 01:12:59,167 --> 01:13:02,299 Excuse me, if you could wait outside, I need this couch. 1184 01:13:04,309 --> 01:13:05,999 In that case, I'll leave. 1185 01:13:21,134 --> 01:13:22,829 What a mess! 1186 01:13:29,427 --> 01:13:31,825 Make it fast, I have to catch a train. 1187 01:13:44,511 --> 01:13:46,555 You need to use the bathroom? 1188 01:13:50,447 --> 01:13:53,089 - You haven't made your selection yet? - I was just looking for my... 1189 01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:57,647 Your son wasn't interested. He's waiting for you downstairs. 1190 01:13:57,749 --> 01:14:00,802 - Okay, thank you. - Sir? 30.000 lire. 1191 01:14:00,845 --> 01:14:03,487 - Even if nothing happened? - Yes. 1192 01:14:06,187 --> 01:14:08,249 You left without saying anything. 1193 01:14:08,626 --> 01:14:10,380 They disgust me. 1194 01:14:10,402 --> 01:14:13,005 You could have said so earlier. 1195 01:14:13,209 --> 01:14:14,911 It cost me 30.000 lire. 1196 01:14:15,014 --> 01:14:17,543 You didn't give me time to tell you. 1197 01:14:17,641 --> 01:14:20,230 You left me stranded in there. I felt like an idiot. 1198 01:14:20,236 --> 01:14:22,981 I thought you wanted a woman. 1199 01:14:22,988 --> 01:14:27,201 Me? The only reason I went there was for you. 1200 01:14:27,297 --> 01:14:31,751 For me? Whores are good for your generation. 1201 01:14:32,855 --> 01:14:35,909 Me, I want a conquest. Otherwise, what's the point? 1202 01:14:36,527 --> 01:14:39,620 That changes everything. 1203 01:14:39,942 --> 01:14:42,431 If I understand correctly,... 1204 01:14:42,565 --> 01:14:44,606 ...there is one in particular that you like. 1205 01:14:44,788 --> 01:14:46,299 Obviously. 1206 01:14:46,411 --> 01:14:50,239 When you see her, you say to yourself: "That one's for me, I'll give her a..." 1207 01:14:51,443 --> 01:14:52,528 Yes, exactly. 1208 01:14:52,529 --> 01:14:55,514 - But she doesn't want me. - She doesn't want ... 1209 01:14:56,431 --> 01:14:58,108 No, she doesn't want me. 1210 01:14:58,286 --> 01:14:59,664 Who is she? 1211 01:14:59,703 --> 01:15:03,361 - The teacher. - You want the teacher ... 1212 01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:09,021 Pass and stop doing that shit! 1213 01:15:09,634 --> 01:15:13,418 It's impossible. It's impossible with your teacher. 1214 01:15:13,692 --> 01:15:16,997 Listen, Papa. Either Giovanna wants me,... 1215 01:15:17,175 --> 01:15:18,221 ...or I'll kill myself. 1216 01:15:18,455 --> 01:15:21,648 No! No, Your Honor! You can't ask me to do such a thing. 1217 01:15:22,090 --> 01:15:25,570 If you want to become an inspector, you have to do it. 1218 01:15:25,701 --> 01:15:29,426 But you're blackmailing me, Your Honor. 1219 01:15:29,599 --> 01:15:33,562 Yes, I have a problem. My son must regain his peace of mind. 1220 01:15:33,664 --> 01:15:35,372 What does this have to do with me? 1221 01:15:35,469 --> 01:15:39,275 You recommended this girl, it's up to you to solve the problem. 1222 01:15:39,379 --> 01:15:43,598 But I hardly know her. Do I have to talk to her fiancé? 1223 01:15:43,601 --> 01:15:45,587 - Yes, sir. - That's idiotic! 1224 01:15:46,084 --> 01:15:48,938 I'm sorry, Your Honor. I don't know what I was thinking. You're not an idiot. 1225 01:15:49,043 --> 01:15:50,946 But I can't see myself saying to her fiancé: 1226 01:15:51,045 --> 01:15:55,464 "One of my students has fallen in love with your fiancée, and he wants to ..." 1227 01:15:55,568 --> 01:15:57,401 And what harm is there in that? 1228 01:15:57,505 --> 01:16:01,025 Excuse me for asking, but why don't you go talk to her yourself? 1229 01:16:01,225 --> 01:16:04,074 You knock on her door, introduce yourself, and talk to her. 1230 01:16:04,580 --> 01:16:05,955 I am his father. 1231 01:16:06,139 --> 01:16:09,116 More can be accomplished by a father than a headmaster. 1232 01:16:10,030 --> 01:16:11,323 Sometimes. 1233 01:16:12,413 --> 01:16:14,584 No, you are very beautiful. 1234 01:16:14,801 --> 01:16:19,361 You have a perfect figure, and a classic Grecian face. 1235 01:16:19,460 --> 01:16:21,946 But that perfect figure ... 1236 01:16:22,043 --> 01:16:24,265 - God be praised. - May He be praised. 1237 01:16:25,873 --> 01:16:30,006 ...doesn't stimulate... platonic feelings. 1238 01:16:31,303 --> 01:16:33,122 Forgive me, but... 1239 01:16:33,335 --> 01:16:37,358 ...that perfect figure can also awaken... 1240 01:16:37,466 --> 01:16:40,952 ... the baser instincts. 1241 01:16:40,969 --> 01:16:42,243 I know. 1242 01:16:42,343 --> 01:16:46,859 Really? That makes my job a little easier. 1243 01:16:46,939 --> 01:16:50,137 You see, I'm a straightforward man, Giovanna. 1244 01:16:51,136 --> 01:16:53,643 When I decide, I decide. 1245 01:16:53,915 --> 01:16:57,437 And for you, I would make any sacrifice. 1246 01:16:57,702 --> 01:16:59,509 You came here to proposition me? 1247 01:16:59,574 --> 01:17:04,976 You misunderstand, Giovanna, I wasn't talking about me. 1248 01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:08,477 I came to plead my son's case. 1249 01:17:08,487 --> 01:17:09,706 For Franco? 1250 01:17:09,732 --> 01:17:12,903 Yes. My son has fallen in love with you. 1251 01:17:13,110 --> 01:17:16,056 I don't care. I won't give him any more lessons. 1252 01:17:16,286 --> 01:17:18,809 For heaven's sake, don't take offense, Miss Giovanna! 1253 01:17:18,995 --> 01:17:22,020 You're a modern woman. Franco just wants ... 1254 01:17:22,118 --> 01:17:23,386 ...to marry me? 1255 01:17:23,441 --> 01:17:26,279 No, not yet. He's still too young. 1256 01:17:26,380 --> 01:17:30,178 Now and then he only wants to do things... 1257 01:17:30,546 --> 01:17:31,908 What kind of things? 1258 01:17:34,286 --> 01:17:35,479 Things. 1259 01:17:35,698 --> 01:17:39,934 You're a pig! You dare proposition me here? 1260 01:17:40,311 --> 01:17:44,818 What would it cost you? He's young, his needs must be satisfied. 1261 01:17:44,904 --> 01:17:46,781 Why should I be the one to satisfy him? 1262 01:17:47,980 --> 01:17:49,443 Because you're so sweet! 1263 01:17:50,024 --> 01:17:52,876 Sir, I'm going to look for crabs on the rocks. 1264 01:17:53,123 --> 01:17:54,604 Go. Go. 1265 01:17:54,907 --> 01:17:57,479 What a pleasure to be in the great outdoors! 1266 01:17:57,481 --> 01:17:59,504 It is good for the lungs. 1267 01:17:59,608 --> 01:18:04,450 It breaks my heart to think that we left Franco home alone. 1268 01:18:04,474 --> 01:18:08,590 It's amazing, Amalia, that you never understand. 1269 01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:12,054 Franco needs to be alone with his teacher,... 1270 01:18:12,061 --> 01:18:15,110 ...and shouldn't be distracted. 1271 01:18:15,316 --> 01:18:18,852 I thought she didn't want to give him any more lessons. 1272 01:18:19,257 --> 01:18:22,664 I had a hard time changing her mind. 1273 01:18:22,765 --> 01:18:25,280 It makes me feel good to be out here by ourselves. 1274 01:18:25,281 --> 01:18:26,281 Why's that? 1275 01:18:26,288 --> 01:18:28,527 It's so beautiful. The rocks, the sun and you. 1276 01:18:28,538 --> 01:18:32,611 - What's beautiful about me? - Just having a man like you with me... 1277 01:18:32,779 --> 01:18:35,445 - Amalia, are you feeling okay? - Why? 1278 01:18:35,552 --> 01:18:37,375 Or maybe I misunderstood... 1279 01:18:37,483 --> 01:18:42,669 No, don't pretend you don't understand. You're free here, with nothing to do. 1280 01:18:42,712 --> 01:18:45,410 What are you doing, Amalia? 1281 01:18:45,510 --> 01:18:47,800 Not on a full stomach... 1282 01:18:47,856 --> 01:18:49,784 Madam, I couldn't find any crabs. 1283 01:18:51,082 --> 01:18:52,948 Son of God! 1284 01:18:58,405 --> 01:18:59,697 Franco? 1285 01:19:06,398 --> 01:19:07,598 Franco? 1286 01:19:25,159 --> 01:19:26,399 Franco! 1287 01:19:26,559 --> 01:19:28,016 What have you done? 1288 01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:31,320 Dear God! 1289 01:19:33,811 --> 01:19:35,649 I hope it's not too late. 1290 01:19:38,206 --> 01:19:43,469 Franco, my poor baby. It's all my fault. 1291 01:19:54,605 --> 01:19:56,230 I have to get you out. 1292 01:20:08,856 --> 01:20:10,529 Tomato juice ... 1293 01:20:15,158 --> 01:20:16,499 Bastard. 1294 01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:19,895 You really are a bastard. 1295 01:20:22,399 --> 01:20:23,888 Bastard! 1296 01:21:11,399 --> 01:21:14,226 They're studying, we should leave them alone. 1297 01:21:14,327 --> 01:21:15,924 You arrived too early. 1298 01:21:16,026 --> 01:21:17,088 Yes, you're right, Your Honor. 1299 01:21:17,093 --> 01:21:22,559 I have to tell Giovanna I can't wait. 1300 01:21:22,606 --> 01:21:25,684 If they're not done in time, she'll take a taxi. 1301 01:21:25,692 --> 01:21:28,950 She can walk, Your Honor. It will do her good. 1302 01:21:28,954 --> 01:21:30,535 At my expense, of course. 1303 01:21:30,548 --> 01:21:33,700 Walking is good for her, but it may be better to take a taxi. 1304 01:21:33,801 --> 01:21:35,001 Good evening, Your Honor. 1305 01:21:38,705 --> 01:21:39,681 Let's see... 1306 01:21:43,199 --> 01:21:44,571 I suggest we resume. 1307 01:21:44,585 --> 01:21:46,480 - Again? - Yes. 1308 01:21:46,781 --> 01:21:49,857 Pay attention to pronunciation. Repeat after me ... 1309 01:22:24,362 --> 01:22:27,543 - Your Honor... - Not so loud! 1310 01:22:27,827 --> 01:22:29,478 Since there are only a few more days,... 1311 01:22:29,585 --> 01:22:32,526 ...they should study for a half-hour... 1312 01:22:32,630 --> 01:22:34,411 ...or even an hour every evening. 1313 01:22:34,614 --> 01:22:36,777 Would Miss Giovanna be willing to ... 1314 01:22:36,781 --> 01:22:40,635 No problem. If I asked her, she'd be willing to stay all night. 1315 01:22:44,440 --> 01:22:48,103 Only his Greek exam is left. He's lucky to have had her. 1316 01:22:48,256 --> 01:22:51,050 I told you she was a good teacher. 1317 01:22:51,151 --> 01:22:54,731 She's exceptional. But now that she's married,... 1318 01:22:54,831 --> 01:22:56,825 ...my little Franco will have to make it on his own. 1319 01:22:57,925 --> 01:23:01,147 Don't worry. Somehow, today's youth manage to... 1320 01:23:02,048 --> 01:23:03,850 ...manage to... manage to get by. 1321 01:23:07,031 --> 01:23:09,550 - I flunked. - It was a foregone conclusion. 1322 01:23:10,787 --> 01:23:13,523 - Why hasn't Franco shown up? - So much the better, he hates goodbyes. 1323 01:23:13,567 --> 01:23:14,896 Why, is he leaving? 1324 01:23:14,897 --> 01:23:17,410 If he passes Greek in October,... 1325 01:23:17,412 --> 01:23:20,578 ...he'll feel abandoned without us. Do you understand? 1326 01:23:20,985 --> 01:23:23,043 - Why's that? - Oh, go fuck yourself. 1327 01:23:23,561 --> 01:23:25,293 Again, thank you for everything. 1328 01:23:25,304 --> 01:23:27,776 You're welcome. My respects to the your husband. 1329 01:23:28,384 --> 01:23:29,607 At your service. 1330 01:23:30,842 --> 01:23:32,547 Cali, I'm curious. 1331 01:23:33,441 --> 01:23:37,938 You could have been more generous with Mottola. 1332 01:23:38,039 --> 01:23:39,400 A 4 in Greek... 1333 01:23:39,504 --> 01:23:43,841 He deserved a 4, so I gave him a 4. That's the rules, right? 1334 01:23:43,906 --> 01:23:44,974 The rules? 1335 01:23:45,693 --> 01:23:46,963 Tell me,... 1336 01:23:46,964 --> 01:23:51,852 ...is your application file for professorship in accordance with the rules? 1337 01:23:52,159 --> 01:23:53,362 Yes, sir. 1338 01:23:53,531 --> 01:23:56,567 "Yes, sir." There's the reference number sheet? 1339 01:23:56,576 --> 01:23:57,599 Yes, sir. 1340 01:23:57,609 --> 01:24:00,035 - Criminal background check? - Yes, sir. 1341 01:24:00,041 --> 01:24:03,461 Civil status, birth certificate, baptism and communion certificates? 1342 01:24:03,940 --> 01:24:05,155 Everything, yes. 1343 01:24:05,644 --> 01:24:07,280 Everything is there. 1344 01:24:07,871 --> 01:24:10,678 - Your last blood test? - No. 1345 01:24:10,774 --> 01:24:13,340 You see? You're not following the rules. 1346 01:24:14,118 --> 01:24:16,964 You were born to be a substitute. 1347 01:24:17,037 --> 01:24:19,139 A substitute you'll remain... 1348 01:24:19,743 --> 01:24:20,929 ...for life. 1349 01:24:21,752 --> 01:24:22,767 Leave. 1350 01:24:23,454 --> 01:24:24,491 Good day. 1351 01:24:24,703 --> 01:24:27,940 Professor, you forgot your umbrella. 1352 01:24:28,641 --> 01:24:30,669 Stop with the Greek. 1353 01:24:30,789 --> 01:24:34,364 We'll write a song and become millionaires. 1354 01:24:34,469 --> 01:24:36,242 I have the music in my head. 1355 01:24:39,152 --> 01:24:41,150 We'll become millionaires. 1356 01:24:44,332 --> 01:24:46,344 Yes, you're right. 1357 01:24:47,775 --> 01:24:49,369 Ciao, Peppino. 1358 01:24:58,494 --> 01:25:00,922 Good day, Your Honor. Welcome home. 1359 01:25:07,433 --> 01:25:10,856 I had the guest room prepared for you. 1360 01:25:10,988 --> 01:25:14,504 It's beautiful, Lady Amalia. It is a true paradise. 1361 01:25:14,804 --> 01:25:16,611 - Where is my son? - Studying. 1362 01:25:16,691 --> 01:25:17,953 Studying what? 1363 01:25:18,057 --> 01:25:21,773 We'll call him. He'll be here soon. 1364 01:25:21,974 --> 01:25:24,647 Excuse me, Giovanna. Why don't you go find him? 1365 01:25:24,783 --> 01:25:28,829 A teacher must guide her pupil, in the fullest sense of the word. 1366 01:25:28,931 --> 01:25:30,006 That's so true. 1367 01:25:30,007 --> 01:25:31,148 Okay. 1368 01:25:32,349 --> 01:25:35,486 - She's a wonderful woman. - And an exceptional teacher. 1369 01:25:35,704 --> 01:25:39,640 When she finds him, I hope she's able to go back and start from the beginning. 1370 01:25:39,705 --> 01:25:42,152 Hopefully, our Franco will succeed. 1371 01:25:42,349 --> 01:25:45,216 He'll succeed. There's no doubt, he'll succeed. 1372 01:25:47,223 --> 01:25:48,491 Franco! 1373 01:25:50,092 --> 01:25:51,292 Franco! 1374 01:25:51,613 --> 01:25:52,863 Giovanna! 1375 01:25:56,964 --> 01:25:58,164 Franco! 1376 01:26:08,565 --> 01:26:09,765 Giovanna! 1377 01:26:18,310 --> 01:26:19,759 You failed in Greek. 1378 01:26:20,417 --> 01:26:21,923 And you were fully prepared. 1379 01:26:22,598 --> 01:26:24,071 You did it on purpose. 1380 01:26:24,572 --> 01:26:25,572 Yes. 1381 01:26:25,879 --> 01:26:28,316 Why? Why did you do it? 1382 01:26:29,977 --> 01:26:31,600 Because I love you. 1383 01:26:38,403 --> 01:26:39,697 My darling. 1384 01:27:04,722 --> 01:27:05,959 Hey, guys... 1385 01:27:06,123 --> 01:27:10,238 Where are you? Studying? Don't forget about the physical part of your education. 1386 01:27:13,467 --> 01:27:16,592 Spend some time doing squat-thrusts. 1387 01:27:16,696 --> 01:27:20,211 One, two. One, two. 1388 01:27:20,315 --> 01:27:24,860 The important thing is not to win, but to participate. 1389 01:27:32,048 --> 01:27:33,569 If he says so... 1390 01:27:40,405 --> 01:27:46,177 Hey there, lovers!103124