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We're the sexiest couple of girls in the western hemisphere

I'm Tina, the one with short hair. She's Gina, but she's not Italian

I'm more mature but much more sexy

We're two strippers and anything else you can easily imagine

But we have a secret side as well

We are Red Silk...

Very efficient private eyes,

Threats, blackmail or whatever the problem may be...

...you just need put your ad: "I'd buy Red Silk" and your...

...phone number in the classified section of you daily newspaper

Then, we will contact you...

...and for a reasonable price, we'll solve your problem

Of course, we also offer some personal services,

but these are not included in the price

We are the perfect couple, don't you think so?

As you can see, I am the brain and Gina, the action

She's pretty kamikaze and she always goes for it

Normally, we met our clients here in the club

Here we could stimulate our customers...

...and open they way to their pockets

A friend of us, of the Paraiso, a sweet drag queen, taught us this

...dance, the only we can do, as you can see, not very well. Who cares?

He also gave us our name: "Red Silk"

And you'll see why

We like to do it because we are natural born exhibitionists

The night the story begins...

...our audience was small and normal

The most interesting of them was the millionaire Shiron Kalman

Surrounded as well by poor kids and sinister bodyguards

He's never tried to seduce us but he always stared at us with a hard look

We were some sort of sexual stimulation for him

Come on, Silvia, take it easy, I'll talk to them

- Mr. Kalman is calling you - Leave me alone!

See what people ask for!

Christ, anything goes!

We've got a customer

Call: 2232523

Are you looking for Red Silk?

- He sounds very young - Make an appointment

Come to the Flamingo Club tomorrow at midnight

Sit on the big sofa, by the window...

...and wait for us there. Bye

- He might be a millionaire - Yes, like the last one, remember?

Oh, the poor thing, but he was a nice guy

Next evening we had a real ball,

Gina was really inspired and drove me crazy with her naughty tongue

At that moment, Matias Grunebaldi came into our lives...

Apparently, he just wanted to take some innocent porno artistic photos of us

But I was sure this rascal was looking for something else

At that moment, we didn't know that Kalman was about...

...to hire us

Nor that he was a nazi son of a bitch

Pretty!

- Hello - Take your clothes off

- We are Red Silk - I bet you are. Take your clothes off

Take them off, please

If everything's off, money on

What a degenerate youth!

There's a box on the table. Take half of it

Take more

Hey, I said half of it

- Do you have eyes on your back? - The eyes of the spirit

I'm Matias Grunebaldi, the famous painter

Do you know me? No? What ignorance!

So you made all these paintings?

I painted everything here, even the walls. Take them off

Oh, how beautiful!

Oh, what a pair of bottoms!

Take them off, everything off!

Like in the club

The great Matias Grunebaldi will immortalize your show

How lucky you are!

Let's see...

You're really lucky!

Go on. What a pair of bottoms!

Belle bambine!

Oh, wonderful!

Oh, beautiful bottoms!

Move, move. Oh, what a beautiful bottom!

Oh, beautiful!

Oh, que belle! Oh, yes, yes!

Oh, yes, those bottom cheeks!

Wonderful. Move, move!

Go down!

Go down, like in the club

Come on!

Move that, that's it, shake it with intelligence

More desire, more passion!

That way!

Fantastic. Beautiful!

Left, right, left, up!

I'm so happy looking at you. Don't stop!

Stretch out, like this, with tenderness

Oh, beautiful!

Be more romantic. Love has to be romantic

Try the romanticism of your bottom

Your bottom has to be romantic

- Do you like it? - Bah! Too mechanic

- What the hell...! - Go ahead, baby

- More tenderness! More passion!

Your finger in your ass

Come on. How beautiful! How romantic!

Touch the teats of your friend

Show the romanticism of your ass hole

Deep inside. Come on!

You are very cold

I don't feel you. I think I must help you

Come on, with joy! With passion, with elegance!

Wild!

What a shit! Let me help you

Come on!

- If you want to touch, more money! - Oh, my God. What a generation!

Take it all, even the box, come on

Ah!

What a culetto!

Go ahead!

That's all?

What a generation!

It has been quite all right. Little bit rude, little bit uncultured...

...but you have a future

It shows you haven't read the divine Marquis of Sade books...

...or heard the Britney Spear's songs but you are superb

Duty calls

Hey! Without me, nothing!

I've got a job for you. I'm going to give you an opportunity

- Really? - A job in a foreign country

- Which country? - Here, across the border.

- But still being a foreign country - How much are you going to pay us?

- Money? Again? - As much as today

I've just spoke to my partner. The Count of Montecristo

- Do you know him? -No

What ignorance! Well, you have to bring a little package

- Where to? - To the place of the appointment

- And where's that? - Hotel Tropicana. The best of the coast

Where the princes and kings and football players go

Thursday at ten you'll be there

- When will you give us the package? - Tomorrow at 11 o'clock in the Pearl bar

Pearl like you

A traitor

But he made the impossible to prevent the military take over

- A son of a bitch - But in his book, Cayetano...

- Another son of a bitch - And Costa Gomez?

Don't even mention that name, please

The only honest man of the whole story was Salazar

Help! Help me, please!

Help!

- Go calm my poor wife down - Yes, sir

Scream, scream

-Are you sure?

Yes, madam

That old good times...

...of peace and justice!

Soon you'll be free, please be patient, madam

The truth is we also like hot stuff,

but at a different level

We've never gone far than getting our ass a bit sore

- There he is our billy boy - I think he is a nice guy

Oh, those fucking Mercedes!

Oh, bambine, belle!

- Don't you want to join us? -I can't. I'm very busy

- Where are you going? - I've an important business to take care

But, tomorrow, at ten o'clock, at the other side of the border,

at the hotel Tropical, it's very important

- What about the packages? - Bring them. It's essential

Hey, my geranium!

- That billy boy! - Yes, but he pays

He pays a shit, but he pays and he took our bread

A piece of bread. You can't deny him a piece of bread

Why do you think there is in these packages?

You know, that kind of shit the photographers always carry with them

-Let's see what's in them - Fuck, here we go again

You look just like Captain Hook

-Land ho! - Ah, very funny

- That's ho! - If it's shit it's for me, for me

- Do you know what is it? - An old print

- Do you know who made it? -No

Me neither. But it's worth a fortune

But it's all fucked out

It's a museum piece. This must be...

...one of those famous classics

From those times when guys painted well. It must be a Murillo...

...or a Rafael...

...or one of those

Sure. Someone had to paint it

- Why do this always happen to us? - Because we are a couple of jerks

We are rude, we are uncultivated, I didn't even pass the junior high

- You are an ignorant - Look who's talking. What can you do?

A lot of things. That Italian really liked the way I sucked him

That bastard? I forbade you to do that again. Don't you see what he wants?

He wants us to cross the border with this little picture

And tomorrow, at the other side, he forgets all about as

- Why didn't he do this? - Because the police have a file on him

Yes, sure

He arrives to the border, they caught the picture and he goes to jail

What a life! What strange things happen to us!

- You've got your phone, right? -Yes

- And you've also got Barney's - Barney?

- The cop - The one who touched my ass?

- Yes, call him - Sure?

- Wait! - Shit!

How will you ask for him?

Well, may I speak to captain Barney?

- He is just a little cop - Just a cop? Shit

Is this the police station?

- Mr. Barney? - Who is calling?

- A citizen - Just a second, Your Highness

Mr. Barney, this is Gina, from top lees, remember me?

- Quiet, quiet - What is the matter? You seem serious

- I'm working. What do you want? - What do we want?

It's very important for him to be at the hotel Tropicana tomorrow at 9:30

- We're going to have a four show? - Just say it!

It's very important for you to be at 10 o'clock...

- No, at 9:30! - Be at 9:30 at the Hotel Tropicana

What for? That's not my area

- Doesn't matter. You have to be there - Why? Willa crime be committed?

A crime? A bunch of crimes

I'm your best student, am I not? I'm fucking good

We had a lot of work to do

The same night we had the date of the Flamingo...

...and I almost forgot. Our client showed up. His face looked familiar

We dedicated him the best part of our show

The final part. The one that justify our name: Red Silk

Hi, sweetheart Hi, dearies

- Would you like a glass of drink? - Yes, sure

Waiter!

A bottle of champagne Don Perignon

- Do you come here often? - Every night

How do you like our show?

-Artistically speaking, a piece of shit - Don't you like it?

Well, it was very sexy

- What do you do in life, honey?

- Policeman - Policeman?

I don't believe you!

And I want to talk seriously with you too

Well, if you want to talk seriously with us...

We'd better do it in a more private place

- Do you think so? - All right

I knew from the first moment that Fran wasn't a regular customer

And that he was lying about being a cop

But he just was so good looking, so we took him home

Another bottle, Mariano!

He offered us a strange job

We had to steal a package from one of Kalman's car

He never gave us the details because he got so drunk...

...that fell sleep in our arms

What a disaster!

- Good morning, what can I get you? - For the lady, a cup of tea

- Don't listen to her, a whisky - No, a cup of tea or you'll get too silly

- But I'd like a glass of whisky, please - And you?

Another whisky

ll don't see the cop

What if he doesn't show up?

You'll see, he'll show up

I like foreign countries!

What about it? There's no place like home

- Were at 30 minutes from home - Yes, but it's still a foreign country

That man plays very nicel

What a beauty!

Thank you, miss

- Oh, fuck! - Holy shit!

Here I am, Matias Garibaldi, the famous piano player

Wasn't it Grunebaldi?

Grunebaldi as a painter, Garibaldi as a pianist

- And as a fucker? - As a fucker, Fitipaldi

-May I sit down? -Yes, of course

- Did you bring the things? -Yes, yes

- Everything? - Everything. Did you bring the photos?

- What ignorance! Photos need to polish and need to be touched up

Have you heard? When could we see them?

In a couple of months

- You brought everything, don't you? -Yes, yes

- Everything? - Everything

- Where is it? - Right there

- Go to get it. Where are you going? - For the things

Nice place here. Foreign countries are great

- What's the matter with your hand? - What? This? It's a friend of mine

- Do you have friends outside? - All over the world

- Your things - Let's see

What's the matter with your friend?

- What about her hand? - She's got a silly hand

What the fuck is going on here?

Garibaldi

Dear chief Bernabé! Caro amico!

Come to my arms!

I'll have to arrest you. This time you've gone too far

What can I do? This is the fifth time and he's always so kind

- So kind. - This time you've gone too far

- This miserable painting... - Yes, miserable but very valuable

I didn't know

- Ciao - What about us?

Yes, what about us?

Be to the police station tomorrow to sign the report and we'll see

My dear friend, couldn't we share the money and forget all about it?

Impossible, Garibaldi

- How much is it worth? - About one million dollars

Oh, my God, mamma mia!

And I'm going to run my tongue down your back

Slowly all the way down to your ass...

...and when I get to your ass, I'm going to stick my finger in it

Come on, you say something

I'm going to suck your cock

-Who is it? - The police

-What? - The chief Barney

Mr. Barney!

He hang up What a jerk you are!

And you? You slot!

Enough, stop it!

Stop it. Stop it

- Didn't you hear the bell? - I didn't hear anything

It's two o'clock, time to sleep. We'll continue tomorrow

We'll continue tomorrow

I was having a good time. Anyway I have here my Macario

My little thing, Macario wants to play?

A little Kiss. Let me see your dicky

And your tongue? My Macario

I had my Macario as well

And he's hard, hard and so beautiful

Go to sleep

And I don't know why you are upset

It is in the show that we get really hot

Fucking in public. We have to reserve energy

- What's wrong? - I had a strange dream

I dreamt I was giving Macario hard and he had the biggest dick I've ever seen

Keep blowing and don't leave the poor thing half way

Macario, what a cock you have

It's pink at the top

No, I can't receive you know. We're sleeping

- But I'm at your door - Can't it wait till tomorrow evening?

- No, impossible, it's very urgent - Okay, come inside

But I'm already inside

- Come in, then - Good morning

How come you're back in our lives?

Now I can give you the details

You have to steal that package from Kalman's car

- And we'll share - What the hell are we going to share?

Half of what Kalman will pay for it

- Half? Half of how much? - 200.000 dollars

And why should we help you when we can do the...

...job ourselves and skip the sharing part?

Because if you don't help me, I'll send you to prison

You're a policeman again, eh?

I don't give a shit if you believe me or not

- 1 never lie - Just when you talk, sweetheart!

- You've got two options - Which one?

To give you all the money or just half of it

- Either you take the hundred grand... - What a generous guy!

And tell me what's the other option

That you spend the rest of your like in a sinister cell

I'll tell you what you have to do

You have to go to Kalman's place...

...give him the package, it's a video tape, I think,

...and he'll give you an envelope with the two hundred thousand dollars

Are you sure about it?

- Very sure - And then, what?

I'll be waiting in the car...

...we'll get across the border, and there we'll get the money...

...and you go your way and I'll go mine

- Gina, isn't that a great idea? - A marvelous idea

- Look, he's hard - Oh, let me see...

Come on

Please, something terrible has happened

My friend's panties are broken

And we can't go to the governor's party without panties

Just a minute

- What's up? - My friend panties are broken

Can we come and fix it?

-Yes, sure, come in - What an angel!

This way, please

- Sorry, wait here - Okay

- Is this the ladies room? - Yes, right there

Hey, could you give me a hand?

Put your finger right here, please

Mariano, listen, you have to take the Kalman's car right away

- Which one is it? - What do you mean? You don't know?

-No - You wrote the note yourself, you stupid

- Oh, yes - Thank you, you got a marvelous finger

Shit! Where is she?

How stupid of me! I forgot to pee

Don't you like it? Millionaires would pay fortunes to see this

This is golden rain Do you like it?

- Where have you been? - You're losing your facs

- Did you get it? - Of course

Hey, wait

Once again, Red Silk has done it

The only thing left is to call the guy and give him the package

What's the number?

Call him now. It's 2232524

- Wait! - What is it?

I was thinking it's strange that someone would give us all that money...

...for such a simple job like that. I can't believe it

- So ll won't call? - Wait...

Let's see the pros and the cons

What the hell do you mean?

In a way it's best not to call,

but we could lose a lot of money

But if we call it's also bad

Why?

Because we are maybe losing the opportunity of our lives

I won't call, then

I don't know what to say

It's a matter of quid pro quo

- And who's that? - Don't be a nut head!

- I don't call, then - No, no, yes, yes. Call, call, call now

- How was the number? -2232524

Come on, call how

- Wait! - What's now?

Wait. I'm in a fucking dilemma. Can't you see?

- Give me a break! - You are irresponsible

- We're playing with millions - I know

My head is fucked up. I don't know if it's better to call and sep the money...

...or don't call right now

Yes, that's what we'll do - What?

We are going home

Why home?

Because we have to see what's in the mysterious package

God!

You never let me use this phone

1 don't like

You are an asshole

Son of a bitch!

No one told us that Kalman was the main character in this movie

So Kalman is a murderer

And someone is blackmailing him

Who cares is blackmailing him, he's a son of a bitch, don't you see?

Yes, but we can squeeze him for much more

Get a tape, we'll do a copy of this

Kalman is very rich

He has to pay a fortune

We were so furious that we decided to fuck him

Leave him without money and give the tape to our friend Barney

What Kalman did with that girl...

...he would pay for

May I speak with Mr. Barney, please?

From Red Silk

Come on, talk to him, you know him better

Mr. Barney, we are Red Silk

Yes, listen. We have a client and...

...soon he'll be your client

And he had committed a crime

An important criminal like Jack the Ripper...

- ...or Dracula - Are you sure?

Yes, sure, you have to get him, tomorrow night

His name is Kalman, we'll leave him knocked out already for you to get him

And if you are a good boy...

No, we are expecting a good reward

For our act of service and if you are a good boy we'll give you a blow job

Like last January, remember?

He hang up

Help! Help!

Help, please! Help me!

Good morning, madam

Don't worry, you'll soon be free

Doors open easily these days

This is beautiful! Just like Blackingham Palace

- Buckingham - That's just what I've said

Ay!

Be careful with that. The devil always loads them

- Hey! - What?

- You're not holding it well - Why?

I've seen it in the movies. The hold it this way

Holy shit!

What the fuck are you doing?

Look at all these video tapes

There's nothing like having money

Look it there, a telescope, a soccer game, everything I like

Who cares a tape of vide? We're going to steal 200.000 dollars

Listen, I can wait here

- What's that? - How should I know?

Rich people usually have nightmares

Surely he has vampires, the place is full of garlic

- I don't like that at all - What?

The garlic

Who are you? What do you want? Don't hurt me, please

Listen, mother fucker

If you want money I have nothing

Bastard! Where do you hide the checks? Come on

We want 200.000 dollars! Where's the money?

- Son of a bitch! - Bastard, tell me where are the checks

Come on!

So you are blackmailing me. Give me the tape first

- Asshole, I'm gonna cut your balls off - We want all your money

Give me the tape and I'll pay you

- I feel like cutting your balls off

And I will if you don't tell us where is the money

- Tell us where is the money

- Tell us! What have ll done?

- You son of a bitch - You've got three seconds to tell us

Don't hurt me, please

- One... - What have I done?

- ...two,.. - Speak, you bastard!

-...and...

I'll give you 300.000 dollars!

You're going to pay for all your crimes if you don't give us the money

Wait, here!

Let me alone. Let me live!

Vargas! Vargas! Help me!

I left the credit cards and the checks for you. Vargas

Check out all these cards!

Vargas! Vargas!

Vargas, what's going on?

- We have to save her - Ok. But she's a bitch like all the others

There's no one here!

- She's probably a ghost - You're the only ghost around here

- Mother fuckers! - Bastards!

This bastard is rich!

He may have five dollars in each account

What we got from the credit cards was alright

But not enough

So we decided to try with the checks

What music is this?

- What are you saying? - What are you listening to?

Rumbas, great!

In a couple of hours we got nearly half a million dollars

So I decided the best thing to do was to leave the country,

even thought Gina didn't like the idea

Don't you feel sorry leaving? We had enjoyed this house

Now we are rich and we'll be the queen of Saba?

But we had a lot of fun. - We own the rent and the phone

But now we are millionaires we could pay it

- Wait a second - What?

- I forgot something - What?

- Macario - Who is Macario?

- It's my teddy bear - I'll buy you a real bear

I want Macario. Wait a minute

Hurry up, we have 35 miles to the border

It's not my fault, I didn't put it there

- We're rich, where should we go? - To the Caiman Islands

The Caiman Islands? Is that dangerous?

No, not more than any other places

- Is it far? - If you swim, yes

- But we'll take a flight - Caiman Islands

How exotic! Beautiful!

I'm going to fuck every guy I meet there

- Now you like men? - If they're exotic and strange...

You didn't believe all our fantasy, ah?

Don't worry, we're still alive and still strong

Some things in our story are true...

...others aren't, we just wanted to get you horny...

---and wake your interest in us

Afer all, we are love girls

And we are still at the Flamingo club

If you want to meet us just send your request by mail

Red Silk will contact you