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Your recent operations have been failures.

So I have to re-evaluate your present proposal.

Yes, sir!

Colonel Mei, in my opinion...

Instead of fighting a losing battle,

why not save all this precious money and spend it on the police?

So it's not practical to fight the pirates now?

I'm basing my facts on your track records.

Let's take a look at last year.

Before you even managed to spot Lo San Pao's island,

the strong wind had already sunk your ship.

That was a matter of weather problems.

What about the year before?

You said that you would

definitely capture the "Yellow Dragon" and return victorious.

But you got lost in the sea and ended up in Bangladesh.

All of you returned with exhausted limbs.

How can you explain that?

We were unfamiliar with the geography at the time.

You wasted a lot of money on pirates.

We've not had a pay rise for two years because of this.

Do you know how hard it is for me when my officers are complaining?

That's your problem.

What has it got to do with us?

It's for your own good.

I'm against taking unnecessary risks.

So am I.

Lieutenant Shih, if you're confident it'll work, then go ahead.

Dragon! You're wanted immediately.

Dragon.

Go get the papers signed.

Thanks.

Morning!

What's the rush?

Morning, sir!

Please sign the papers, Captain Chi.

Is there a world war?

You want that much ammunition?

We need that much to fight the pirates.

Nonsense, you think the thieves only operate at sea in Hong Kong?

OK, you take all the ammunition,

then we have to cut down a little on our part.

Corporal!

Yes, sir.

Tell our men to practise the strength of their legs.

No shooting at criminals. We'll run after them instead.

Yes, sir.

Are you satisfied?

If you're good marksmen,

one bullet can kill one pirate.

A cannonball can kill a few dozen pirates.

Then you won't need so much ammunition.

Captain Chi, a single "No" would be enough if you don't accept the request.

You really need to talk that much?

What? Is that how you talk to your superior?

Look at yourself. You can't even stand correctly.

Been sitting in a boat at sea for too long?

Wonder how your superiors teach you discipline?

I couldn't care less!

You may go now. Once I sign this, I'll give it to the armoury department.

Halt!

Lucky for you you're not in my department.

Get out!

Yes, sir.

Writing a letter to your mum?

Tell her not to worry, we'll be back in a couple of days.

Don't forget your life jacket.

I'll sleep in it.

Why are you all so sad? Cheer up.

We may not even find the pirates.

Why so afraid?

The cops are watching us.

We'd better show a bit more spirit.

Don't let them look down on us.

Dragon.

Is everybody here?

- Are we really leaving, Dragon? - Yes, we're sailing tomorrow night.

Why have you got such long faces?

Waiter, beer for everybody.

Thanks.

I'm getting dizzy from all the work.

Tzu, over here.

Beer for everyone.

Why are you so late?

Sit down here. This is my girlfriend - Chu.

Waiter, waiter!

- Come on. - Waiter!

Get us some beer.

Who's the toughest?

The Coast Guard!

Who's the best?

The Coast Guard!

To us, cheers.

Are you drinking or selling your beer?

Save the speech for the funerals.

What's that?

"That" is beyond your understanding.

Forget it.

Hurry!

What would you like to drink?

Beer.

Beer.

Can I join you?

Hua.

Sit down.

What are they celebrating?

They're going to fight the pirates, tomorrow they will be sailing.

They may not have the chance to drink again.

I'll get you some milk.

Don't teach her bad habits... I'll get you a glass of beer.

A big glass.

We haven't had a pay rise the last two years.

Because these bums waste good money chasing after pirates.

The worst is that they have been out sailing twice,

And they haven't even seen the shadow of Lo San Pao.

Don't take it personally.

They probably don't even know if the island is to the east or west.

We're sailing tomorrow, so stay out of trouble.

Tai Po, get the bill.

Get the bill.

Sha, I heard you're going home to your village tomorrow?

Yes.

Where's your village located?

Guangzhou.

Beware of pirates, don't travel by boat.

How do I get there?

Walk all the way to Guangzhou then.

Is the order on land so much better?

Mind your own business!

Ladies and gentlemen.

Regarding the safety of the sea, we feel quite ashamed of it.

I have an uncle who recently came here from the village.

He said I didn't have to pick him up.

But your uncle is blind, how does he know the way?

He says he can use his ears for that.

If he hears someone selling Wife Cake,

he knows he's reached Yuen Long.

If he smells roast goose,

he's arrived in Shen Jang.

If he hears "Bee Bee" Whistling,

that's police whistling...

It's Hong Kong.

That's right. Even children know this song.

One, two, three, four A, B, C, D

Big heads in green uniforms

whistling "Bee Bee" when failing to capture the criminals.

Whistling "Bee Bee"!

Whistling "Bee Bee" when failing to capture the criminals.

Stop fighting. Hold it!

Where is everybody's sense of humour?

It's our fault. Let me make a toast to everybody.

Let's not fight each other.

Why are you so rude?

- None of your business! - What are you doing?

Let's go.

I'm OK.

The toast was for you anyway.

Makes no difference if the uniform or the person got the beer.

Let's go.

My suit had to "drink" your beer as well.

I'm sorry.

No need to apologise.

I'll give you two choices...

The first is to apologise.

The second...

I don't know how to apologise, so I choose the second option.

- Enough, we're friends, Why fight? - What friends?

Messing with my face?

When I find you, I'll give you a mouthful.

What's going on?

The coast guards are fighting the police...

Freeze, everybody.

Stop fighting, we're the police.

We're all law enforcers.

You'll be full!

I'll be back for you!

Sorry, I didn't mean it.

It's me!

I must get my vengeance! 211!

Fortunately I remember your number.

You'll be stuffed when I find you! 211!

Who's looking for me? What's happening?

Everything's OK now...

Stop fighting!

You're supposed to know the law, and yet you're breaking it!

Arrest them all!

Yes, sir.

Uncle.

Go home.

You know we're sailing tomorrow, yet you're detaining my men.

How can we take off then?

Only a few of them.

These few are my navigators.

How can we sail without them?

The superiors know all about this.

Do they also know your nephew had a part in it?

Attention.

I guess they can all go now?

Why don't you thank Captain Chi?

No need for that! Behave yourselves from now on!

Father.

Go home.

Uncle Xi, sorry for troubling you this late.

Sorry for what?

If I was here, I would contribute to the fight.

These outrageous cops... I've wanted to beat them up for so long.

What are you staring at?

Fall in.

Attention.

Left, right, left, right.

Left and right turn.

Present arms.

Order arms.

In this mission, you'll die before you fail.

Yes, sir.

When you run into enemies, what should you do?

Kill one wrongly rather than letting one go!

What if you are wounded while fighting the enemy?

Go for it, don't feel pain!

And what to do when you're captured by the pirates?

Speak up! What shall you do?

You, come here.

Speak.

Speak or you'll be shot.

Good. You'd rather die than talk.

The parade's over.

Now that this is completed,

if you have the same bravery as in the brawl with the cops,

when fighting the pirates,

I'm sure you'll return victorious.

Returning victorious!

We built five ships, why are there only three?

Two of them are damaged due to leakage.

I thought we couldn't see them because they were submarines.

Losing two ships means the others will be more crowded, then?

So be it, they aren't actually going on a cruise vacation.

If won't be crowded on the way back.

Let's go.

Attention.

Order arms.

Right turn.

Forward march.

Go put the fire out.

Two ships exploded.

Put the fire out!

I'll arrange for a ship to take you to Vietnam.

You've been with me for so long, I won't mistreat you.

I'll be having some guests, you can leave.

Chang Shan, the cops are looking for you.

Keep yourself out of sight.

Thanks to your information

we managed to blow up their ships before they could sail out.

Actually we've done them a favour.

If we'd blown them up at sea,

they would still be swimming now.

All credit to you.

Don't mention it.

All my company ships travel safely

thanks to Master Lo's protection.

So it's me who should thank him.

I'm happy to hear you say that.

Master I. would like another favour from you.

He needs 100 rifles like this.

We'll pay you for them.

If that is Master Lo's request, I will definitely do it.

Brother Cho Kou, you can count on me.

Then we'll count on you, goodbye.

Take care.

Boss, those are police rifles.

How can we get a hundred of them?

I had no choice but to accept this difficult request.

The question is who we should hire to do the job.

Let's use Chang Shan.

No, he will attract too much attention.

Contact Cheuk Yat Fei.

Cheuk Yat Fei? He's quite expensive.

Expensive yes,

but he might not be alive to get the money after completing the job.

West. Full house.

On what?

On a West.

When did I discard a West?

Ask the two of them!

He discarded "One Circle".

The West tile was discarded ages ago, stupid!

So now what? You should be fined.

Pay us.

I'm finished.

Suit yourself.

Hey, foreman! We need a player!

I'll join you.

Banker! Price it!

Give me a minute, Brother Fei.

What's this worth?

A broken rusty watch. 3 dollars.

It belongs to Brother Fei.

Then it's a gold watch. 100 dollars.

Oh shit!

Not this one.

- “Forty Thousand". - OK!

It doesn't matter what you have if you don't make a bet with money.

12 banknotes, I'll win this hand.

Wow, playing with 12 banknotes?

"Eight Circles".

What are you looking at?

I'm sorry, Brother Fei.

Your turn.

"Six Bamboos".

It's not so easy to win.

You dare to discard "Twenty Thousand"?

I didn't discard that.

You didn't?

I could clearly see that you did! Don't you all agree?

- He discarded "Five Circles". - He didn't lie to you.

Right?

Oh no, unless you swear to It!

Sure, I will swear to it! Listen everybody!

I swear that I discarded "Five Circles".

If I discarded "Twenty Thousand", my finger will get broken!

"Five Circles"?

Yes.

All right.

Winning hand!

It's a winning hand indeed.

- You're quite something. - You're right, I am!

Quick, don't waste time and give me my money.

I won.

Damn you, you're cheating?

I'm sorry.

Don't worry, it's my turn now.

Get up.

Don't go just yet, can't you see I'm still able to win?

It's my turn to pick a tile.

It's a full house. I've won, no more bullshit.

Brother Fei!

We'd like your help on a deal.

You know how much my winning hand was worth?

This is my new plan, it's called Project A.

What's special about this Project A is this...

First of all, we need to buy new ships.

Save your breath, go home and get some rest.

I'm not tired, no need to rest.

Secondly, we need more new recruits.

Shut up.

Your men have disappointed me so much.

I'll have them disbanded.

I'm turning them over to Captain Chi from tomorrow.

You're now in charge of fund raising.

I've called for men from England to capture the pirates.

You have no business here anymore! Get out of my sight!

Change your uniforms.

Why?

If there are questions, ask our superior.

Are you kidding? They want us to wear police uniforms?

No kidding, they're closing down our operation.

Who cares about What uniform we wear,

as long as I still get paid?

It's better than risking our lives to fight the pirates.

Congratulations everyone. Congratulations on your new status.

Congratulations, now you don't need to endure the hardship of the sea.

What about you?

Me? I've also been promoted.

Now I am the Chairman of Fund Raising.

What kind of chairman?

Why aren't you changing uniforms?

Attention.

Change uniforms. That's an order.

Go see Captain Chi. Go now!

Captain Chi. I'm reporting for duty.

You're Sergeant Dragon Ma of the coast guards?

Oh, coast guards are history now...

Shut up!

I don't care what you did in the coast guards.

You're part of the police force now.

When speaking to a superior in this force, only two words are needed.

The first is "Yes", the second is "No".

Look at you. Attention.

You call that attention?

When saluting your superior,

the proper way is to stand up, chest out, stomach in, buttocks out.

Nothing should stand in the way from the nose to the toes.

Now I'm asking you. Are you Dragon Ma, number 213? Answer!

Yes, sir!

Are you stupid as a pig? Answer me!

No, sir!

Not bad.

Reporting for duty!

You arrived just in time. This is Sergeant Dragon Ma.

This is our trainee inspector, Hong Tin Tzu.

Inspector Hong has excellent achievements from the academy.

He'll be your squad leader and

train you to be a Special Mission squad.

You're dismissed.

Come back.

Have you already forgotten the proper way to salute?

Yes, sir.

We're in trouble.

Start training them tomorrow.

If you want them to listen to you,

be sure to give them a hard time from the beginning.

Yes, sir.

Come on, fall in.

Attention. Salute.

You, come here.

Show me how you salute.

Stomach in, chest out, buttocks out.

Go practise 500 times.

Yes, sir.

I don't care how sloppy you used to be in the coast guards.

You're now in the police.

As part of this squad, you have to be fit and smart.

- That girl's gorgeous. - She's got a great figure too.

She's really fit.

209, 214, come here.

What were you talking about? Speak up!

He said that girl's gorgeous.

He said she's got a great figure.

He said she's really fit.

Go over there and recite 500 times.

A thousand times.

Yes, sir.

That girl's gorgeous.

She's got a great figure.

Who was laughing?

It was me, sir.

Come here.

You were laughing?

No one else admitted it, so I did.

You alone can laugh that loud?

I've got a huge mouth.

Do you know what the penalty is?

Go over there and laugh a thousand times.

Get him over there...

for execution!

That girl's gorgeous.

She's got a great figure.

Attention.

About turn.

About turn.

About turn. Double march.

Execution is done!

But he fainted before we could fire.

Wake him up, and make him wash all the toilets.

That girl's gorgeous.

She's got a great figure.

That girl's gorgeous.

She's got a great figure.

That girl's gorgeous.

She's got a great figure.

What's the matter?

I just had a dream where I slapped Tzu.

Nuts.

What's so urgent?

An emergency.

Shut up.

Hurry up and get dressed.

Attention. Salute.

I'm worried that you had too much soup during last evening's meal.

That's why I woke you so you all can take a piss.

Sergeant.

Yes, sir.

Take them all to piss, then dismiss them.

Yes, sir. Left turn.

Ready.

Let's piss! March!

All our actions require speed.

10 seconds is enough for such a simple task.

Ready.

Go-

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

This is to train you to be ready anytime.

It's my turn now.

Instructor, you'll take 10 seconds too?

A drill instructor gets 45 seconds.

Hey, water ladle!

Give me a water ladle.

That's an order.

We might have to use some deadly weapons on our missions.

This is the latest hand grenade.

You might not have used it before.

I'll give you a demonstration.

Pull the pin out

and throw it within 10 seconds.

Bang! It's just exploded. Have you got it?

Yes, sir.

Big Mouth, bring it back here.

Yes, sir.

Have you switched it?

Yes.

Sergeant, do you think you're outstanding?

No, sir.

Why have you stepped up then?

Let's take turns at throwing it. Sergeant, you first.

Yes, sir.

The Sergeant hasn't memorized the steps yet.

Yes, I have!

We'd better have another demonstration from you, sir.

All right. I'll go over it again.

Firstly...

How can I not understand such a simple thing?

I gave him a real hand grenade.

Pull the pin.

I'll throw this at you.

Watch carefully.

Throw it away, sir! It's the real thing.

Sit down.

The goal of our current mission is to to arrest the criminal Chang Shan.

The challenge of this mission is that he's hiding in the VIP Club.

The steps of our mission involve entering the club to arrest him.

What's forbidden in our mission is that when you're arresting him,

we are not allowed to disturb the members in the club.

The outcome of our mission is to...

arrest Chang Shan!

I can't do it alone.

I'll let you know when I've made my mind up.

You better make it quick. The quicker the better.

Remember, don't cause a disturbance until we find Chang Shan.

We do know what good manners mean.

You cover here. Come on.

Membership cards, please.

Police.

May I ask what you people...?

This is not a membership card.

We're the police.

We suspect a criminal is hiding here, so we want to have a look.

Please wait here.

This is an exclusive private club. Our members are rich and famous.

You can't find anyone here.

If you don't understand English, I can translate that for you.

Our members are rich and famous, so there's no need for a search.

You can leave now.

Can't we go in and have a drink?

Have a drink? How much do you earn a month?

If you break a glass, you might not have enough money to pay for it.

Stop!

Stop there!

Don't get impulsive.

Not my fault, he did it to himself by going to tip them off.

Lucky I didn't break the stuff, or else how can I afford to pay...

Do you know who my boss is?

I don't need to know.

I know that my only boss is the Queen.

OK, you can already see it all. Take a look and then leave.

You've seen everything.

Upstairs is the manager's office.

It's the police.

Chang Shan, seems you've done lots of bad things.

Every scumbag in Hong Kong is here.

That'll save me time looking for each one.

We're arresting you for murder and drug trafficking.

I'm also booking you for insulting a policeman.

This is the warrant.

Now you know the charges!

Dragon, we've come for an arrest, not for fighting.

Beat him up!

Don't be afraid. We're police, here for an arrest.

- You can't go up. - Get lost!

You two damn fools have to compensate

for everything we lose, you understand?

Get me someone who speaks Chinese.

You two scums are responsible for all the damages.

Get him.

Hide yourself first.

See.

Stop it! Stop it!

Sir.

Do you have a warrant for this?

No.

You tell me, Sergeant!

We were informed

that the criminal Chang Shan was here.

Where is he now?

- Upstairs. - Outrageous!

You're trespassing on my property and accusing me falsely.

Captain Chi, look how your men have made a mess of my place!

Do you know what you're doing, Sergeant?

Tzu is inexperienced, so that's forgivable. He's a drill instructor after all.

You should have known better.

Uncle.

None of your business. Sergeant, apologise to Mr Chou.

Apologise? What have we done wrong?

They're hiding criminals, and they even assaulted us.

Why do I have to apologise?

I'll make a complaint to the Colonel.

You're supporting your men in slandering me.

Stand there.

I'll prove to you that I'm not slandering him.

I order you to apologise to Mr Chou.

Do you know the consequence of disobeying an order?

I didn't know, but now I do!

I'm no longer your subordinate.

No need to obey your order!

You dare to desert the force?

Don't let him go upstairs.

Hold it, everybody.

You get the credit for success, while I have to suffer for all failures!

Dragon.

Just an inch, and my nose would be gone. How are you?

Don't be so mad to the point of ignoring a friend.

Long time no see,

don't vent your anger on me.

Were you in the VIP Club?

I followed you in, since I thought there was a show to watch.

In this world of evils

one man's strength is not enough.

So you want me to change occupation and join you being a thief.

Don't mention the word "thief".

Since you joined the force, I've gone straight.

Otherwise I wouldn't dare walk with you.

Now that you quit, criminals will sleep easy.

Why?

You want to get rid of the pirates,

but not everyone is like you.

Really?

Your last sea mission was a secret.

Still your ships got blown up. Betrayal from Within I'd say.

You're speculating.

Speculating? I'm going to tip you off.

Someone in your force is selling rifles to pirates.

Read all about it! Read all about it!

Lo San Pao struck again! 3 dead, 24 injured. News!

Who sells rifles to pirates?

Why do you want to know?

I want to know who's so evil minded to do such a thing.

Thanks.

Why do you know so much? Are you thinking of stealing those rifles?

In Hong Kong there are only four kinds of people.

I don't qualify to be the rich.

I don't want to be the poor.

The cops don't want me.

What else can I be but a thief?

As you're my friend, I'll be a good thief.

In this rifle deal, everyone is a bad guy.

You can get rid of the evil, while I make money on the side.

I've bet on this deal.

Where?

The day after tomorrow, at Liu's bay.

- Get these on board. - Yes, sir.

The pier moved! Help him.

Don't shoot!

Do you know that robbery is a serious crime?

Shut up! You're selling arms to pirates!

How should we punish him?

Beheading bylaw!

That I'll do.

We're surrounded by water. How should we proceed?

Let's make it easier for him. Let me throw them all in the water.

Why aren't you down there?

I can't swim.

Really?

Really.

- Well? - Well what?

What should we do?

Since you are an old man, let me give you a life buoy.

Then let heaven decide the rest!

Thanks.

Don't mention it.

- Help! - Let's go.

I can't swim! Help me quick!

What will you do with these?

Find some buyers, of course.

Don't sell them to just anybody for money's sake.

These are rifles, dangerous stuff.

Relax, half of them go to Sun Yat Sen to support their uprising.

Is that OK then?

Then I'm glad I helped you.

What's that?

To identify the log afterwards. Only you and I know about this.

If it's revealed, then one of us is guilty.

Have you finished bathing, brother Fei?

Over here.

Where's the money?

The money's here. Where are the goods?

I'm not a three-year-old.

You actually think I would keep the rifles here?

The sum is correct, isn't it? Where are the rifles?

In the log yard.

I'll take you there at dawn.

Which log carries the rifles?

The one with a red cloth nailed on it.

Right there...

- They all have a red cloth. - Which one?

Which one is it, Fei?

We'll have to turn them over.

Every one of them.

Don't play games with us.

Or we'll get rough with you.

Mind your manners.

I knew you'd pull that on me.

You can't afford to double cross us on this.

Do you really think I'm that kind of person?

If you don't speak up,

we'll kill you right away.

Everyone leave. This place is closed to the public today.

It's the cops, we'd better go.

You're quite something! Even called the cops here.

It wasn't me.

What are you doing here?

I sell logs.

His father is going to die, and he's looking for a nice log for a coffin.

It's about the right time for him to do this.

This will make a nice one.

You're a quite filial son.

But it's closed. Come some other day.

Then we won't disturb you. Goodbye then.

So many cops around, what shall we do?

He can't get away. We'll deal with him once we leave here.

We're leaving.

This place is clear now.

Dragon said it's the one without a red cloth.

- Look for it. - Yes, sir.

- What the hell are you doing? - You crazy?

What?

Captain Chi wasn't selling the rifles to pirates?

No, he was lending them to the government.

- Damn fat boy! - Womaniser!

Thanks to you, Father will recover those rifles.

How did you know their whereabouts?

How?

I eavesdropped.

They even discovered me.

What happened then?

I was surrounded by 10 people.

But none of them were a match for me.

One got my punch! Three got my kick!

There was only one fat guy left standing in my way.

I had a long fight with him until we reached the 36th fighting move.

At last I overpowered him with my grabbing fist move.

Then I told him if the pirates got those rifles,

many innocent people would suffer.

That's right.

He was moved by my speech and told me where the rifles were hidden.

You're great, Dragon.

Damn you!

I thought you'd get better deals for betraying me.

So it's only for a kiss?

If I knew, I'd have kissed you!

Hey, you!

I'll deal with you later.

Hey kid! Have you seen a fat guy?

Fat guy? Oh, he went that way.

You think I'd thank you for not revealing me?

Hey, I'm sure I just heard his voice!

He's in there.

You're quite something!

Stand aside!

You two shouldn't be chasing me.

He's got the rifles.

Dragon.

Run!

After them!

Where are the rifles?

Ask this kid here.

Speak.

In the police station.

What?

Don't use the gun if you can't handle it, OK?

Damn you! You conned me?

What a friend you are!

You conned me first.

It was for your own good!

Whenever we fought, I always charged first!

You're always the first to run away.

Remember how I saved you from the axe man?

I don't have a good memory for such things.

Bastard, I'll beat you to death!

Let's go.

Over there. Hurry, follow me.

Up there.

Block him.

Where is Hua?

She isn't my girl, why would I care?

If you get away, we'll meet at the usual place.

I can't walk.

Over here.

Jump!

Don't be afraid. It's not that high.

I'll jump first.

Jump down!

I don't think I can.

Jump and I'll catch you.

If you don't jump,

they'll catch you and turn you into a hooker.

Hide yourself.

Don't run!

Run.

I broke my legs.

No, they're still there.

Come on!

You go on!

I'm here.

Give me your hand!

Come on!

Jump with me.

It's easy, jump.

Come on.

I'm still here.

Oh dear sister! Can't you even jump?

Come on.

I assume you know how to slide down...

I'm

...excited, right? Come on!

After them!

Hide in there.

What now?

Take your clothes off.

What for?

Just do as I tell you.

What are you doing?

This is a dead end. Let's split up and search for them.

Wanna run?

Who's got the nerve to hit a patrol bicycle?

Captain Chi.

So it's you...

Are you all right?

I'm fine, but you're not.

I'm fine too, I'll see you then.

Captain Chi, you handcuffed me by accident.

I did that on purpose.

You deserted the force! You should be cuffed!

Let's delay this for now.

I'll go to the police station later to turn myself in. Let me go.

Let you go? The police station is in chaos...

Everybody cancelled their vacations to find...

They've been found.

Found what? What do you know? Tell me!

I meant the missing young girls.

You sure know how to find girls, but nothing else! Let's go back!

Let's not go in this direction.

I've cuffed hundreds of men with these handcuffs.

So when I tell them which way to go, they follow me.

I've had these handcuffs for 3 or 4 years already.

I can take them off whenever I want!

Let me borrow this!

Grab him!

What are you whistling at?

Save your breath to chase him.

Uncuff me.

Out of the way!

What's going on?

Who's that?

Nuts.

Keep out of the way.

Over there.

Get him.

- Are you all right? - I'm fine.

Get him.

Out of the way! Out of the way!

Watch out for the bicycle!

It should be better now.

Watch out for the bicycle!

Don't you know how to stop?

The brake's not working.

YOU OWE me another one.

- You still dare to say so... - Watch out...

Give me your hand.

Where is brother Fei?

Brother Fei? You're lucky you're not dead hanging with him.

Let's go!

I save you each time, and each time you turn on me.

- Where can you find a friend like me? - Me turning on you?

You and your dirty plans!

Do you want to fight?

If you want.

Save it till later.

Let's take on this knockout fight first.

Enough?

- Fighting back? - Resisting?

Enough?

Resisting?

Let's go.

They've got guns.

Be calm.

Being calm will make you an easier target.

Let's see how you can escape now, kid.

We've got help.

Captain Chi!

Captain Chi.

What a coincidence to bump into you here.

Grab him.

Stealing government property, insulting a superior.

Yeah, I even caused serious injuries to some people.

Cuff me.

That I'll do. Cuff him.

There's a serious accident on Nathan Road.

I'm responsible for that accident.

See if anyone is injured.

Hua! Hua!

Don't blame your uncle for being a busy-body.

But look at the awful state you're in.

You'd better go home. Go home now!

Go-

I'm leaving, Dragon.

Brother Fei, I'm leaving.

Goodbye.

Hey fatso, you look quite familiar.

How can my face be familiar? We've never even met before.

Seems like I've heard your voice before as well.

"My old man's surname is Yu...!" Have you heard this voice before?

Don't be so arrogant, young man.

Arrogance is not a crime.

Don't forget we have a score to settle.

"His old man's surname is also Yu...!"

Thanks for the life belt, fatso.

Don't mention...

He's the one. Grab him.

Captain Chi.

Arrest that fat guy!

Yes, sir.

That ex-cop has got our rifles.

I almost forgot you knew these cuffs well.

I won't be tricked twice.

Release me, Captain Chi.

Bring me back to the station!

Stupid cop, arrest me!

Stupid cop, I'm a sex maniac!

Are you crazy? Firing a gun here?

How dare you double-cross us!

Who are you?

Where are the rifles?

Come on...

Where are the rifles?

Speak!

Where are the rifles?

Speak!

Hang on, Dragon!

Help is on the way!

I'll go home to fetch some mattresses.

Don't bother.

- He doesn't have enough strength... - What should we do?

- Dragon... - Dragon...

- Dragon, are you OK? - Dragon.

- I'm fine. - Are you OK?

But I have verified something today.

What?

There is such a thing as gravity in our world.

- Arrest all of them. - Yes, sir.

The Rear-Admiral was on his way here with the intention of capturing the pirates.

But now the pirates got him as well.

So I don't know what we can do now.

I suggest we get some policemen who can swim

to go out and blockade the water.

All sea traffic should be stopped.

How can that work? We are dependent on the shipping business.

If the ships are blocked for 3 months,

Lo San Pao might be defeated or not, but we would be put out of business for sure.

Apart from blockading the water, do you have any other good ideas?

Don't forget that the pirates have captured the Rear-Admiral.

He is our first priority.

If he's harmed, or gets his "Watermelon and tofu" as you Chinese say, I'd be sent home.

You mean "winter melon"...

Watermelon, wintermelon, Whatever!

You're not here today to teach Chinese phrases!

Come up with some good plans.

Please take a seat, Mr Chou.

Sure.

Carry on with the plans.

I have to meet someone. Excuse me.

What the pirates want is money.

I can use the security fund to pay the ransom.

But I need a middleman.

I've noticed your company's ships have never been robbed by them.

So I think you'll be the best candidate.

Do you know what I mean?

That's straight talking, Mr Murphy.

I'm always Willing to work for the government.

But recently some of my men have been arrested by your officers.

No problem, I can tell my men to set them free right away.

I've always admired people who get knighted.

I can arrange something for you regarding this matter.

Thanks. Cheers.

Cheers.

In order to sail my ships safely, I have some contact with the pirates.

But as a middleman, I'll have to go personally this time.

I have to request 100 rifles to give Lo San Pao as a present.

If the rifles can save the admiral, I'll think about it.

Let me know your decision after you have thought about it.

I've taken enough of your time. I'll be leaving now.

You'll hear from me promptly. See you.

- See you then. - Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Who are you?

I'm Sergeant Ma of the coast guards.

But as far as you're concerned, the coast guards already ceased to exist.

What are you doing here?

Regarding the ship being hijacked, I thought you'd need the coast guards again.

I got in here expecting to hear some good news.

Instead I eavesdropped on a dirty and despicable deal.

You don't understand.

I'm doing this to ensure the safety of the admiral.

Or is it to ensure the safety of your position?

Many people in Hong Kong were captured by the pirates in the past.

Have the HK government ever paid ransom to save them?

Lieutenant Shih went through lots of hardship to raise the security fund.

It was donated by the people of Hong Kong to build ships for fighting pirates.

You're using the security fund as ransom money for selfish reasons.

You're letting the Hong Kong people down.

You're a security officer.

You won't arrest the one who does business with the pirates.

Instead you're sending him off to plead with the pirates.

Is that how the Queen asks you to maintain law and order?

You know tigers are carnivores, and you're still feeding them.

When Lo San Pao gets those rifles,

do you know how much loss we will suffer in regard to ships and men?

You only know to spend your time on antiques.

Do you know how many women and children are at the harbour

waiting to be reunited with their men?

You want to keep them waiting forever?

Don't you think I want to eliminate the pirates?

Do you think I was born with a surrendering instinct?

The Royal Navy is too far away and can't put out a fire.

How am I going to fight the pirates?

If we can't beat them with guns, we can still outsmart them.

I believe that manpower and human wisdom can contribute

to defeating Lo San Pao and rescuing the Rear-Admiral.

Do you have a plan?

No.

No?

We all have to think about it. If we give it up so easily...

then nothing matters anymore.

I'll put you in charge of this matter, then. You can think of a good plan.

Then I'll do it my way.

Go for it.

Yes, sir.

Be careful.

- Thanks for the donations. - Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Look, father. Look at the flag.

Attention!

Project A proceeds as planned under the order of Secretary for Security.

Help me!

Don't you run away, beauty.

- Get rid of him. - Yes.

You are safe now.

Thank you, Mr Chou.

Do you know me?

Everybody in Hong Kong knows you, Mr Chou.

Where are you going? I'll give you a lift.

I want to buy some fishball flour.

Fishball flour, is that right?

Teng, go buy some bottles of fishball flour for the lady.

Yes.

It's quite windy here. Let's wait in the coach.

The girl's quite pretty.

I didn't realise you were such a gentleman, and so attentive towards a girl as well.

That depends. If it's a pretty girl like you...

even "King of Hell" should pretend to be a gentleman.

Hurry.

What's wrong?

I saw the coach was shaking, so I thought...

You're imagining things!

It's none of your business how much it's shaking. Close the door.

Yes.

- Why are you imagining such things? - He was talking about you.

Hold this.

I got to take a piss.

Be quick.

Wow, looks like a building being demolished.

Hurry.

What a relief!

Hurry.

Don't get carried away, Dragon.

I'm not a cop anymore. I can do anything.

The pirates are our sworn enemies.

And you're their accomplice. You bastard!

Dragon!

Don't stop me!

How can I write my report if you kill him?

If you beat him up like that, you may kill him.

So what? You can say that he died by accident while trying to escape.

Officer Hong, please do me some justice.

I will. Just tell me what your relationship is with the pirates

and how you contact them. Then everything will be OK.

Don't waste time and bullets on people like him. Look away!

Don't kill me.

What do you want to ask me about? I'll tell you.

What if you lie?

Don't worry. If something happens to us, I will make sure he dies.

How do you contact the pirates? Speak up!

On the 2nd of every month,

Lo San Pao's boat docks at the west pier.

A piece of cloth, 3 strings of firecrackers. Those are the identification marks.

Hey boatman, are you going to the fireworks shop?

What do you want from there?

To light firecrackers.

How do you light them?

With a sense of loyalty and bravery and 3 sticks of longevity incense.

Which string do you light first?

Three strings at once, peace and harmony to everyone.

What's your name?

Are you a sailor or a fortune teller?

I'm asking for a ride, not an interrogation.

Are you going or not?

The password's correct.

Please come aboard.

These are presents I want to bring with me.

My men will take care of them.

Let's go and wait for his news.

Set sail.

One gets drunk in there.

What are you doing here?

What about yourself?

Don't mess this up. I'm going to San Pao Island.

So am I.

You can't go, it's very dangerous.

So I'm not welcome.

I'll tell them to turn back to Hong Kong.

You won. You'd better hide yourself.

In there with the wine again? I better not.

Hurry.

We're almost there, Mr Chou.

My mission is to save the hostages

and also to capture all the pirates if there is a possibility.

Great spirit! Just don't count on me.

Just keep out of my sight, and you're already helping.

Don't worry. Everything I do has a purpose.

You shove the enemies away, while I make a fortune along the way.

It's a deal.

Tell the chief that Chou is here.

Over there.

Help with the goods.

Please.

This way, Mr Chou.

Chou Wing Ling?

Island Lord Lo?

I didn't realise a thief would be addressed as an 'Island Lord' by an educated man.

Nice to meet you, Mr Chou.

Likewise, Lord of Su Yang Island...

I'm only third in command. My friends called me San.

Master San.

I've been around for 35 years. But the hard life makes me look old.

Brother San.

Brother, no wonder you're such a resourceful man.

Thanks to you for looking after our ships all these years, brother San.

I'm truly grateful.

Hijacking ships! Not the same as boarding them for a trip.

It's a life risking business to me.

But you send me so many gifts every year. That's why I've hijacked less ships.

Quick. Over there.

These are the rifles you want, brother San.

The wine is for your men.

I heard these rifles were hard to get.

It's my fault that brother Li Cho Kou got...

Don't be sorry.

Forget about it, brother.

Chief, these are great stuff.

That's the reason brother Chou delivered them personally.

Actually I was sent on a mission by the Hong Kong Government.

- What is a "Hong Kong Government"? - That means the chief of Hong Kong.

Have they sent you here to eliminate us?

You've really got a sense of humour, brother San.

You hijacked a British ship the other day.

The Governor wanted me as a middleman to ask you to release the hostages.

These rifles are a present to you, brother San.

The Governor seems to be a reasonable man.

I want the rifles, but the hostages will not be released.

If you release the hostages,

I can have more influence when talking with the Governor.

Don't talk to him then.

Brother San.

I'm having my 35th birthday banquet tonight, brother Chou.

You must stay for the occasion.

Definitely! Regarding that case...

- That case is closed. - Brother San, but...

Arrange a room for brother Chou.

Mr Chou! Please!

Brother Chou!

There are dangerous small paths and all kinds of snakes here.

Don't go wandering around.

Thanks for your concern, brother San.

Carry the goods in.

This way please, Mr Chou.

Where are these going?

To the storage room, they say.

Placing them there together with precious items could be dangerous...

Just salted fish and dried vegetables in there. Precious items are in the treasury.

Salted fish could easily make the rifles rusty.

You're right.

Shall we bring this to the treasury?

Why don't you lead the way?

Don't you know the way?

I was transferred here yesterday. I've not been there before.

You don't know who I am then.

What's you name?

Am I becoming your relative? Why so many questions?

Take them to the storeroom.

Didn't you say the salted fish would make the rifles rusty?

They can be polished later. Go on!

- Drink all you can tonight. - No need to remind me!

Right here, let's climb that hill.

- Dinner time. - OK.

Wait here for my order.

I'll go and help Dragon.

Save me some wine.

Come on, we're on duty now.

Password.

I don't have a password, only hand signals.

What hand signals?

Don't move.

Password.

A dummy borrows a trumpet from a lama. The lama doesn't understand the dummy.

No words coming out of the dummy's mouth. The lama gives the dummy a pumpkin.

The dummy imitates a trumpet by farting. The lama still doesn't understand and gives him a gourd.

The dummy looks at the lama with a confused face. The lama finally understands and gives him a small frog.

The dummy gets mad, pointing his finger at the lama and tells him to go screw his mother.

What was that?

An urgent password.

It's better I ask you than you asking me.

Password.

"In need of a beating".

Go now.

Incredibly lucky guess...

Password.

"In need of a beating".

Correct.

Tricking me? How can such a password exist...

It's me!

Dragon, it's you!

Where are the others?

Over there.

Dragon's here.

Where's Tzu?

He went to help you.

That must have been him just now.

Big Mouth, come with me. The rest wait here.

No reason I'd be knocked unconscious.

Could I have recited a wrong password?

What's the password?

"The bright moon illuminates the king".

Over there.

Password.

"The bright moon illuminates the king".

That doesn't seem to be right.

Wrong again?

Tzu! What's going on?

Get up, let's go.

Row, row, row.

Rowing with my strength. Risking my life to row.

Rowing to my grandmother's bridge.

Be smart, you two. Keep to the plan, and don't blow it.

What are you doing here, Mr Chou?

I want to show you something.

Bring them out at the exact time.

I... Never mind!

Congratulations, brother San.

Why are you so late, brother Chou?

Have a drink.

May you conquer the 4 seas and march unhindered across all 7 continents, brother San.

Sit down, brother Chou.

Brother Chou, I've been thinking.

If I keep those English people, they will waste our rice and food.

Why don't I give them to you as a favour from me.

Thanks, brother San. Let me make another toast to you.

Let's go. Quick, quick.

Why don't we get the English women to come out and dance for us.

Guards!

They've been locked up for so long. I don't think they would perform well.

How about this?

Everybody!

Whoever beats brother San at arm wrestling

will have this gold watch.

Can you do it, brother San?

Sure.

Watch me.

Who dares to try?

You go!

- Are you all right, brother Cho Kou? - I'm fine.

Is the chief currently having a celebration?

- Yes. - I. Cho Kou.

Time to get out of here fast.

Dragon's in trouble now.

It would be wrong of me to leave like this.

Hey, I'm Cheuk Yat Fei!

Cheuk Yat Fei?

I'm here to tell you that Dragon's inside.

If we don't find a way to rescue him, he'll be dead for sure.

Why?

Li Chou Kou has returned.

What shall we do?

What to do?

Either we sacrifice Dragon, or we all sacrifice together.

Let's split up into two groups.

Big Mouth, we'll go and rescue Dragon.

Tai Po, you get the hostages safely on board.

Then blow up all the pirates' ships.

After that, get out of here immediately.

What about you?

If we can't make it before you blow up the ships,

then don't wait for us.

Tai Po, it will be hard to get out of here alive this time.

Should I die, you must tell everyone Why I sacrificed my life.

Big Mouth, I really envy your opportunity to die for our country.

No need for that. Why don't we change places?

You go and rescue Dragon, and I'll blow the ships up.

Oh no, let's just stick to the plan.

Be careful.

Do you know where the rifles are?

Yes, come.

Tze!

Put this in your pocket.

- Why are you giving me a hammer? - Let's go.

Chief!

Brother Cho Kou.

Cho Kou!

Cho Kou.

Chief.

It's great that you're back.

Happy birthday, chief.

Good.

I'm glad I can live to see you again.

Brother Chou!

Mr Chou, chief is calling for you.

Who's brother Chou?

Chou Wing Ling.

Mr Chou is here?

You...

You're probably blaming me for not helping you.

No, what I'm saying is...

...that I didn't help you out.

You're not...

...one that you can trust with your life.

We're all on the same side.

Chief, he...

He what? Would Mr Chou deceive you?

Let Cho Kou yell at me, brother San.

I don't blame him.

Chief!

I should be ashamed of coming here to meet you lot.

But even so, I had to deliver the rifles to brother San.

How dare you...

...to come here, right?

Punish me in Whatever way you like, brother Cho Kou.

You...

Just say it!

I can die in front of brother San with no regrets.

You're not Chou Wing Ling.

Right, I'm not the Chou Wing Ling you used to know.

Chief, he's not Chou Wing Ling.

Cho Kou!

Cho Kou is right, brother San.

Let's just say I'm dead already.

I'm a coward, I'm useless. I'm not fit to be Chou Wing Ling.

Brother Chou.

Don't call me brother Chou.

I already told you I'm not Chou Wing Ling.

Look what you've done, Cho Kou.

Goodbye, brother San.

Stay here, brother Chou.

No, just pretend I was never here, brother San.

Bad news, chief!

- What's happening? - There are a lot of cops outside.

We can't hold the fort.

Brothers, let's go out and reinforce!

Are you all right?

Why did you come in here?

I'd become a millionaire already if I didn't have to keep rescuing you.

Why would the cops be here?

Oh, I. Cho Kou. So you brought the cops here.

No wonder you got let out of jail.

Don't listen to his nonsense, chief.

Hold it.

Li Cho Kou! You even brought Dragon Ma here.

Who's Dragon Ma?

He belongs to the coast guard of Hong Kong.

Li Cho Kou, don't be afraid. You've done well, get back here.

Chief.

Lo San Pao, you better surrender.

We've surrounded the entire island.

You can't scare me.

Hong Kong can't possibly have that many cops.

Oh yes! The entire island is full of cops. So many that they have to stand in the water.

Don't exaggerate!

I was afraid you won't believe me.

I can't believe you treat me like this, I. Cho Kou!

My words are useless now.

Only death can prove my innocence.

Dragon's safe now, but we're not. Think of a way to escape.

If that's even possible...

You have no way to escape. We'll blow up your ships.

They are really doing it, chief.

Blow up the ships? Hey! Don't!

Now!

Get them!

Blow up all the entrances, cut off their reinforcements.

No need for you to take action, brother Chou. Let me.

You're not Chou Wing Ling?

I never said I was Chou Wing Ling.

Let's go.

Why are you blowing up everything?

Run for a better tomorrow.

Come back!

Do you have anything against me?

If I don't blow up the entrances and more pirates arrive, we won't survive.

You better help Dragon to defeat Lo San Pao.

Are you really leaving?

Will you miss me? Or do you have a crush on me?

Are you all right?

You were right.

Lo San Pao! There's no hope left for you!

You better surrender now!

I will not surrender even if you kill me!

You want to blow me up?

Throw it quick!

Are you all right, Big Mouth?

I'm fine!

- All entrances are blocked. - How do we get out?

I still have a grenade left.

Let's go!

The sail should face up. Fast around to the west by 18.

How far is it from land?

126 feet.

That close? It can't be...

Why can't I see any land?

I meant close to the bottom of the sea.

Look at the sun. Left is south, right is north.

Hey, I thought the sun rose in the east.

That's right... Wrong direction, turn around.

What are you talking about?

So we've been going the wrong way for three days?

Hey bro, the sun came out just now.

Why arguing? At least we know it's wrong now.

Test the wind, Big Mouth.

Sail with the wind.

Bring her round.

It seems like the sun is going down, not rising...

It's the wrong direction again! Bring her round again!

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