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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:00,800 My name is Hugo. 2 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:05,200 I'm 27, with a degree in Business Management, 3 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,200 another in Marketing. 4 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,680 And a Master's in Business Administration. 5 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,880 Braulio has a degree in Chemical Sciences 6 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:15,320 and a Master in Cellular and Molecular Biology. 7 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,840 We belong to the best prepared generation in history, 8 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,760 the one that was to make Spain a champion in world economy, 9 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:38,040 that was to live better than their parents 10 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,040 but ended up like their grandparents, 11 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,000 emigrating and picking up the leftovers in Europe. 12 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,880 Now we're called “the lost generation... 13 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,600 But I know where I am. 14 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,800 Working ten hours a day in a Turkish restaurant in Berlin, 15 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,880 leaving at night stinking of falafel and wondering 16 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,120 how the hell we ended up like this? 17 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:12,760 UNEMPLOYMENT 18 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,680 TAX! VAT! 19 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:19,440 CUTS! 20 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,760 CORRUPTION 21 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,200 DEBT 22 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,880 EMIGRATION 23 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,280 OFF COURSE 24 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,920 One year earlier... 25 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,880 How do I look for my first day? Everything OK? 26 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,320 Is the tie too daring? 27 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,120 Shit, a thread! 28 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,840 Hugo, stand still! 29 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:03,160 People get nervous if they don't have a job, not if they do. 30 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:07,080 I've been going to interviews for two years. 31 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,560 I've heard “We'll call you" so often it's like my surname. 32 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,000 "Hugo Wellcallyou". 33 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,680 My father keeps offering you jobs. 34 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:15,880 Your father? 35 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:19,320 He keeps handing me the keys of his car so I can park it. 36 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,240 Darling, try to understand. 37 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:25,520 For his princess, he thinks every man is a frog. 38 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,640 He's wrong about me, Nadia. 39 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,440 I'm worth more than he thinks. 40 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,960 Why else would a prestigious firm hire me? 41 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:41,080 Move! Hands where I can see them! 42 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,520 Switch off the shredder! 43 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:51,160 Four years' investigation depend on this culture. 44 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,680 This is a microscopic step for the scientist, 45 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:57,360 but a huge... - Braulio! 46 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,280 We're over here. 47 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:09,880 This is a microscopic step for the scientist, 48 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,000 but a... - Look at the damn thing! 49 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,000 It's stable. Stable! 50 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,280 Suck on that, "Science Review"! 51 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,000 They'll have to publish me! 52 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:29,640 We did it! We did it! 53 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,320 Sir! We did it! 54 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,800 Get your tuxedo, we're going to Stockholm. 55 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,280 The Nobel is ours! 56 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,200 Look, I did all I could, 57 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,400 but everything's being cut 58 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,520 and research grants are no different. 59 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 What?! 60 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,400 Excuse me, what's going on? 61 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,280 I'm the new financial director, 62 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,320 Get out while you still can. 63 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:57,800 Drop that! 64 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,640 There must be a mistake. 65 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,600 Mr. Guillén hired me on Friday. 66 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,160 Can I speak to him? 67 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,280 It'll be difficult. 68 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,520 That isn't my writing in those ledgers! 69 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,080 Tell that to the judge... 70 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,400 No, no, that's not acceptable. 71 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,040 I demand an explanation! 72 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,240 Were we investigating above our means? 73 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,880 - Calm down, you'll have a fit. - I won't calm down! 74 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,680 You've lost your medical cover. 75 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,160 I'm sorry, guys- 76 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,280 What are you doing? 77 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,960 Are you giving up after all our efforts? 78 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,040 Not sleeping, not eating, 79 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:38,360 not seeing anyone! 80 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:39,880 I couldn't even get a girlfriend! 81 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,200 Maybe that wasn't because of the work. 82 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,360 Whatever it was for! 83 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,520 We have to do something. 84 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:48,800 What if we demonstrate? 85 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,280 Just let it go. 86 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,880 - We could start a petition! - Yeah... 87 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,280 What if we call a Bardem? 88 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:21,600 Crayfish too? 89 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,400 Isn't that a bit much? 90 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:28,600 Prospe, if we think middle-class we'll always be middle-class. 91 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:32,480 And this is a dinner for a financial director. 92 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:34,480 That's true. 93 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,040 We had to make sacrifices, 94 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,560 but he's firmly installed in the working world! 95 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,000 Out on the fucking street! 96 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,400 - On the street? - What? 97 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:45,720 What happened, love? 98 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,520 According to the boss, a mix-up. 99 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,000 According to the law 100 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,800 embezzlement and tax evasion. 101 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,640 And no holiday pay... 102 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:59,000 You poor thing. 103 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:02,200 I'll pray to St. Isidro the Worker. 104 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:03,920 He knows about these things. 105 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:07,680 Mom, there are 5 million people praying in the dole line. 106 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,640 You think God has enough miracles? 107 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,520 - Love... - Let him go. 108 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,680 If we wrap this up, maybe we can return it. 109 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,240 To where? The sea? 110 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,680 Tomorrow, with this, I'll invite 111 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,000 the girls to a “brus... 112 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,240 To a what? 113 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:34,240 To a “brun che"... 114 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:36,120 To a “brunch"! 115 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,360 We'll see who's a hick! 116 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:43,160 We worked like crazy for two years. 117 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:46,000 And now, overnight, they kick us in the ass! 118 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,560 Lots of big talk, and now there's no money for science. 119 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,000 The only ones investigating in Spain are the judges. 120 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,560 But we're all highly qualified. 121 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,720 This country has invested in us. 122 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,760 Are they so stupid as to dump us? 123 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 You tell him. 124 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,880 I'm going to Mercadona. They're looking for shelf stackers. 125 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:05,680 So long. 126 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,440 All right, leave. 127 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:08,960 Go on. 128 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,640 That's how we'll fix things! 129 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,920 In Spain, I had no job, no house and no future. 130 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,400 I could either kill myself or emigrate. 131 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,880 But blood makes me queasy, so here I am, in Berlin. 132 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,080 Why did you choose Germany? 133 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,120 For the food and the climate. 134 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,200 No, seriously, 135 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:33,200 Spain is great, but there are more opportunities here. 136 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,200 Yeah? 137 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:39,360 The TV, put on... 138 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,120 What? Slow down. 139 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:42,760 The TV? 140 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,560 Wait, I'll switch it on. 141 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,280 We're a real bargain for the Germans. 142 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,880 They get qualified labor paid for by our taxes. 143 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,880 I'm a specialist in environmental waste management. 144 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:58,560 You're not going back? 145 00:08:58,960 --> 00:08:59,960 Look, 146 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:03,960 would you, when a week's wage here is a month's wage in Spain? 147 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:08,040 I'm not moving from here, even if there's another Holocaust. 148 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:09,560 Eh? 149 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,480 It was a joke, I've got lots of Jewish friends. 150 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,200 You see that? 151 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,720 It's like he was talking to us. 152 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:21,760 I'll say! All the jobs are there. 153 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:24,080 Yes! And they want qualified workers. 154 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:25,720 Who's more qualified than us? 155 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:29,760 It's not just work, they're investing in talent. 156 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,480 And it shows. The Germans invented printing, 157 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,160 the jet engine, the aspirin... 158 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,120 What has Spain given to the world? 159 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,440 The mop. 160 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,480 That's why they're running Europe. 161 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:42,880 Why work for the middle men 162 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,120 if we can do it for the top guys? 163 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,120 In a few years, we'll be encouraging people to come. 164 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,720 You said it, Braulio. 165 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,280 Welcome to the German miracle! 166 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:56,960 Shit, it's cold! 167 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:58,800 There's no crisis here 168 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,600 and no global warming either. 169 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,280 We're not here to sunbathe, we're here to work. 170 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:04,600 That's true. 171 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,240 I'll see where our landlord's place is. 172 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,280 Good day! 173 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,440 Ma'am... Please. 174 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,280 Ca... 175 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,600 Can you... 176 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:17,760 ___l1elP--' 177 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:19,600 IIlllhEIPenll? 178 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:21,640 We are Spanish. 179 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,480 Spanish? 180 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,080 Poor thing! 181 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:30,800 She gave me a hand-out! 182 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,920 What has Merkel been saying about us? 183 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,680 Well, we're here to change their opinion 184 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,320 so they'll stop walking over us. 185 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,520 Fuck! 186 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:44,680 You son of a bitch! 187 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,120 I am the bitch. 188 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:47,800 You're Spanish. 189 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,400 Spanish and rude. 190 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,320 She parks her bike in my ass and still hasn't apologized. 191 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:53,680 Apologize? 192 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,760 You were in the middle of the bike lane! 193 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,600 And they couldn't have made it more obvious for you! 194 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,560 The gears are broken. 195 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,160 Why do guys always screw me around? 196 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,040 HEY, I just got here. 197 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,520 If you aren't happy with Germans 198 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,440 don't take it out on me, OK? 199 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,360 You're a moron! 200 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:20,920 And you're a fuckwit! 201 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:23,840 What a welcome! 202 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,600 Forget about her, let's get going. 203 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,200 Germany is waiting for us. 204 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,480 Did the ticket say Berlin or Istanbul? 205 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,120 I don't know, but... 206 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,160 this is where they rent rooms. 207 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:53,800 Over there. 208 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,160 Good morning. 209 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:08,840 Good morning! 210 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,640 I'd... like... 211 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,480 ...spoke... 212 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,240 What's “manager"? 213 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:21,680 Give it up, kid, 214 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,600 before you sprain your tongue. 215 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,480 - You're the Spanish guys? - Yes. 216 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,920 We heard you could fix us up here. 217 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,920 You heard right. 218 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,040 What's it to be: shit, Mary, keta, speed, crystal...? 219 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,360 Buy two grams and the third's free. 220 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,120 Eh... no, no, no. 221 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:40,680 We want to rent a room. 222 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:44,120 Do you know if Hakan or Marisol have arrived yet? 223 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,320 I don't know if they've arrived, 224 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,400 but they must be about to come. 225 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,160 Shit, they're really going at it... 226 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,480 Hey, you, goggles, 227 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,840 for 20 bucks I'll let you have a look. 228 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,280 Look, if this is a bad time, we'll come back later. 229 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,360 No, don't go. 230 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,640 They spend the whole clay like that. 231 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,040 They're looking for a baby. 232 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:08,360 They haven't lost one, 233 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,920 they're making a new one, 234 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,360 with its little rolls of fat, 235 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:12,560 its chubby cheeks, 236 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:13,720 its dimples... 237 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,720 What did you ask me? 238 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,080 Excuse me. Hakan? 239 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,560 I'm Braulio, this is Hugo. 240 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,440 We've come about the room... 241 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,240 Is true, 242 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,920 It "slapped" my mind. 243 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,960 One minute, I lose much liquid, not even saliva left. 244 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,840 Fun over, we talk business. 245 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,040 Room cost 200 euros. 246 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,240 You pay day five. 247 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,520 - You have dog? - No. 248 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,280 Hakan! I'm ovulating in two days, 249 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,040 in full luteal phase and with a perfect basal temperature. 250 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,240 What's the only thing I need? 251 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:57,720 Your sperm. 252 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,440 Good morning. 253 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,560 - And the boys? - Rafa can take them. 254 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,400 He'll be their roommate. 255 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:06,760 Hakan! 256 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,640 Come on! 257 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,120 Roommates? 258 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:12,920 What a blast! 259 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,400 You got shampoo? 260 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,640 YES. 261 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,920 Fuck, you'll be my best roommates ever. 262 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,720 You'll feel at home. 263 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,840 There are lots of Spaniards in the building. 264 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,960 If you'd seen it during the World Cup final! 265 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,200 It took me two weeks to find out we'd won. 266 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:40,120 Talking of Spaniards, that's Andrés. 267 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,920 He's been here longer than the Brandenburg Gate. 268 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,840 Andrés, look what I've brought you! 269 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,760 I said I don't want any dope. 270 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,720 No, they're two Spanish pals who've arrived. 271 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,360 - Braulio and Hugo. - Hello. 272 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,560 Fuck... 273 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,400 Between Germans going to Majorca and Spaniards emigrating here, 274 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,200 we should just swap the countries' names. 275 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,280 Well, emigrants... 276 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:05,920 To be precise, I'd say we're more like itinerant qualified workers. 277 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,920 Really? To be precise, 278 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,560 I'd say you're more like a couple of dickheads. 279 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,280 No need to be rude. 280 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,280 We're here out of necessity. 281 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,400 Necessity? 282 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,600 What do you know about necessity? 283 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,440 I came here crammed in a train, I lived crammed in a hut, 284 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,920 I worked 12 hours a day crammed in a factory. 285 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,560 Do something like that, 286 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:32,680 then you'll know about emigrating out of necessity. 287 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,160 Fucking spoiled brats! 288 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,000 He's so fucking funny. 289 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,880 What's with that guy? 290 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:44,920 He's wrong about me. 291 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,840 I need Germany as much as Germany needs me. 292 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,440 Two months, little prince! 293 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,760 You won't last two months! 294 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,480 What a comedian! 295 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,400 Well, welcome to your new home. 296 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,280 Your room is at the end, 297 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,840 and in front is my sister's. 298 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,400 Just one thing... 299 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,080 Don't tell her anything about my business, OK? 300 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,680 You mean the pills? 301 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,240 Didn't I tell you not to say anything? 302 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,720 I don't want to worry her. 303 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,160 She brought me from Spain 304 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,040 'cos I was starting to flirt with drugs there. 305 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,360 Well, flirt... 306 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,040 More like I was fucking all of them! 307 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,120 - Rafa, is that you? - Yeah! 308 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,200 See if you can fix my bike. 309 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,880 This morning a moron broke the... 310 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,960 Christ, the moron. 311 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,440 Shit, the fuckwit! 312 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,160 You know each other? 313 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,080 Fuck, it's kinda tense. 314 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:25,800 Forgive my sister, 315 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,400 a kraut has been messing her around. 316 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,960 He promised to leave his wife but instead he gave her the boot... 317 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,480 Rafa, I doubt they're interested in what happened with Franz. 318 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,960 No, no, of course not. 319 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,160 But I'll tell you about the guy before that! 320 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,000 She really blew it. 321 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,240 She goes to a pal's wedding and her boyfriend... 322 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:48,560 Just shut up! 323 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,080 They'll be late for their job interviews... 324 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,200 You're going to need patience and luck, 325 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,440 especially luck. 326 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,120 I'm talking from experience. 327 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,240 No, whoever hires us will be lucky. 328 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,120 We've got two degrees and a master's. 329 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,320 Big-head. 330 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,840 Smart ass. 331 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,640 Shit, what a pair. Don't listen to him. 332 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,800 I think your sister is really nice. 333 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,640 She's fucking great, 334 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:23,840 isn't she? 335 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,480 And she's really hot, right? 336 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,720 Eh? 337 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,440 Well... I mean... 338 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,520 She's your sister, isn't she? 339 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,320 A sister's beauty, like a mother's, is unfathomable. 340 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,640 Shit! 341 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,960 With those goggles you must have realized. 342 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,600 Didn't you see the great body she has? 343 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:41,840 Right? 344 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,760 Well... 345 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,040 That anatomy doesn't go unnoticed. 346 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,280 If you touch her, 347 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,640 I'll chop your balls off and make bratwurst. 348 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:56,880 Got that? 349 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,480 Yes, I got that. 350 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,160 It's guys like you who messed up her life. 351 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,200 Tasty. 352 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,080 What happened you? 353 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,400 I... 354 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,840 I sneezed hard. 355 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,600 Hi, dad. How are things? 356 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,160 I finally found time to email you... 357 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,480 We've started the first job interviews... 358 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,920 With our C.V.s they're fighting over us. 359 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,120 Being Spanish opens lots of doors... 360 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,920 - Financial manager? - Yes. 361 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,480 - Spanish? - Yes. 362 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,120 And in my firm? 363 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:50,760 In just one month, we've adapted to the German character... 364 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,200 Sorry, sorry- 365 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,440 We are "latinos". Very... 366 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:58,680 Very kissy. 367 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,120 The differences between North and South are more in our heads... 368 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:03,840 Come in. 369 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,960 We're not as informal as they say, 370 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,320 and they're not as inflexible... 371 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,440 You are late. 372 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,880 I got lost in the subway, 373 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,120 but as they say in Spain, 374 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,880 what's ten minutes? 375 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,640 You haven't been in Germany long, have you? 376 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,840 As for the language, you just have to apply yourself. 377 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,640 After a few days, you pick it up. 378 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:31,840 Yes, yes. 379 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,640 And do you speak German? 380 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,040 Yes, yes. 381 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,880 And where did you learn it? 382 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,120 Yes, yes. 383 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,920 Are you saying yes to everything like an idiot 384 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,000 because you don't speak German? 385 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,880 Yes, yes. 386 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,840 Coming to Berlin was the best decision 387 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,200 we could have taken. 388 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,000 We're not the last in line anymore. 389 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,360 Wait over there, please. 390 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,360 A month looking for work 391 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,280 and all we've found is more Spaniards looking for work! 392 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,240 And Greeks, Portuguese, Italians... 393 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,640 We might be the lost generation but we've all ended up here. 394 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:23,400 Shit, you with no jobs, Hakan desperate for kitchen hands... 395 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:24,960 And there's no solution. 396 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,560 This fucking crisis hits everybody. 397 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,320 Braulio... 398 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,680 Hakan! 399 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,400 You need kitchen hands? 400 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,800 We're your men! 401 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,920 Wait, this is a restaurant. 402 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,120 What are we doing here? 403 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,880 Working, which is more than we were doing in Spain. 404 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,280 You have to start somewhere. 405 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,400 Before I got into the architecture studio, 406 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:48,880 I cleaned stairs, made beds... 407 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,120 Fine, if those were your expectations. 408 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,280 I'm not here to do the jobs Germans won't do. 409 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,200 And the Ecuadorian who cleaned your house 410 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,120 was doing the job of her dreams? 411 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,120 Give me a fucking break. 412 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,200 What do you think emigrating is, little prince? 413 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:07,080 And from my experience, without German, that's all there is. 414 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,680 Your experience is in pissing people off. 415 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,680 I could serve beer to foreigners in any bar in Spain. 416 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,240 And we wouldn't have to listen to you complaining. 417 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,760 That's easily fixed. 418 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,400 Braulio, we're going back! 419 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,280 - To Spain? - Yes. 420 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,280 We can't even afford the subway. 421 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,000 I'll borrow from my parents, 422 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,840 but I'm not cleaning shit in a dump I wouldn't even eat in. 423 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,880 What did I say? He didn't last a month. 424 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,480 Come on, everybody, cough up. 425 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,440 You were betting on it? 426 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:44,120 You can all stay here in this marvelous country. 427 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,240 - Come on. - How much did you bet? 428 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:51,160 If it's so great why do the Germans all want to go to Majorca? 429 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:54,320 Andrés 20, Carla 20, I bet 50... 430 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,840 Careful! 431 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,760 Mom and Dad Home 432 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:19,920 'Y es? 'Dad? 433 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,560 Son, how are you doing? 434 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,600 Now that you're with the rich 435 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,480 you've forgotten your poor relatives. 436 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,360 Well, not so rich... 437 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,320 If they invented mini-jobs they're not so prosperous. 438 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,920 But it's better than in Spain. 439 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,800 Here, between what's owed and what's stolen, we're screwed. 440 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,360 I know, dad, it's all terrible. 441 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,800 That's why I'm calling. 442 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,880 How about a transfer? 443 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:47,840 I'd be delighted. 444 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,200 I'm so glad you brought it up. 445 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,160 I was embarrassed to ask you for money. 446 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,120 30 years working my guts out for the firm 447 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,720 and they take it to Poland. 448 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,760 To ride out the crisis, they say. 449 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,600 And the 200 who got fired, how the hell do we ride it out? 450 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,040 - You were fired? - Yes, son. 451 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,760 What will you do? How did mom take it? 452 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,720 Darling? I'm back! 453 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,280 Look at the dress I bought. 454 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,480 It's beautiful! 455 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,600 It's by Paco “Rabbany... 456 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,600 You've got more dresses than Barbie. 457 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,800 But I'm taking half to the charity bazaar. 458 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,440 All by top designers. 459 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,520 And then the girls say even the poor don't want my clothes. 460 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,200 Son, I can't take any more. 461 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,720 Why take them to the bazaar? 462 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,680 They'll be donated back to us. 463 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,160 And wait till I tell her about the eviction. 464 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,080 - The eviction? - Yes. 465 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,720 Wasn't the house paid off? 466 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,640 Yes, but your master's wasn't. 467 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,720 So we mortgaged the house. 468 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,240 But, listen, 469 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,480 that wasn't a reproach. 470 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,120 Thanks to that, we've got a lifeline. 471 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,760 Where? 472 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,080 You told me companies were having fistfights over you. 473 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,200 Were having fistfights over you. 474 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,240 Bastard... 475 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,480 Come to my house to insult me. 476 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,360 “Dump”, he say... 477 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,680 There'll be a fistfight all right, 478 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,600 because I've decided on one. 479 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,320 And don't worry about the money. 480 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:10,680 As soon as I have it, 481 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,080 I'll send it. 482 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000 Bye! dad. 483 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,640 If he have balls to come back, I smash pretty face. 484 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,480 Hotplate clean after each service, 485 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,080 two times day... 486 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,680 Listen, Hakan, we haven't even talked about hours or wages or... 487 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:27,880 What?! 488 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,160 You think I'm going to work for free? 489 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:31,840 I not believe. 490 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:37,080 This not the guy who say he not clean shit in dump like this? 491 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,000 I'm an economist and... 492 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,920 economists clean shit that... 493 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,280 We call it creative accounting. 494 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,560 You laugh in Hakan's face? 495 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,520 Pull "willie" over eyes. 496 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,760 It's “wool". 497 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:54,680 But... 498 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,080 OK, I'm pathetic, but my parents are being evicted 499 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,880 and if I have to clean shit to help them, I'll do it, 500 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,280 here or anywhere. 501 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,320 You start tomorrow. 502 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,680 Fuck me! 503 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,320 The best prepared generation in Spain 504 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,000 and the Turk has them frying falafels. 505 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,240 How about that! 506 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,800 Hi, dad, 507 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,160 I've started my new job. 508 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:35,040 It has a lot of responsibility and requires great skills. 509 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,600 I handle the firm's most delicate matters. 510 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,560 And conditions are ideal. 511 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,240 I've got very flexible hours 512 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,560 and a boss who gets the best from us. 513 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,920 With our allowances, 514 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,960 we can eat every day in a restaurant. 515 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:56,760 No junk food. 516 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:00,760 I even have a company vehicle, 517 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:02,440 top of the line, eh? 518 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,120 It's got all the extras. 519 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,600 Comfortable, safe... 520 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,080 I couldn't be better. 521 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,440 And in Germany, 522 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:11,720 if you know how to shop, 523 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,640 the cost of living really isn't so high. 524 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,280 I don't believe it! Bring back those cans! 525 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,600 So don't worry about the money you asked for. 526 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,560 I'm earning more than I need. 527 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,160 My wallet is stuffed with money. 528 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,320 And if you need more, just tell me. 529 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:37,040 And all this is happening because of that TV program. 530 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000 Hey, you, wait, wait! 531 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,920 It was in the garbage. It doesn't belong to anyone. 532 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,800 No, it's not that. Weren't you on that TV program? 533 00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,120 Yeah... 534 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,760 The clash of cultures, eh? 535 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,120 Here, a technician in waste management 536 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,920 is what in Spain we call a garbage man. 537 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:08,480 You know what they say, TV exaggerates everything. 538 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:09,720 Even my CV. 539 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,400 No, seriously, I didn't want to look bad. 540 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,600 Wait, wait... 541 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,400 We're working 12 hours a day for shit wages 542 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,480 because you didn't want to look bad? 543 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:20,560 Yeah, I guess. 544 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,360 I'll make you look bad, you creep! 545 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:24,640 What could I say? 546 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,280 I finally get a Master's and I'm here with my finger up my nose? 547 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,200 My mother was going to see it! 548 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,360 Wouldn't you lie for your mother? 549 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,360 Come on, move! 550 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,320 Information... 551 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,360 You don't “verstehe"? 552 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,680 I'm asking about research grants. 553 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,360 God, can't you put vowels in the words? 554 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,040 One or two more at least... 555 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,480 Hello? 556 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,800 Hello! 557 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,280 You're saying it wrong. 558 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,120 It's “Forschungssteipendium... 559 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,120 - “Forchunstipendio". - No! 560 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,560 Best bit by bit. 561 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,440 First breathe air through teeth. 562 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:51,920 “ ' ' II! 563 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,080 - “Fortch..." - No! 564 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:55,600 Keep tongue up. 565 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,520 “Schung..." 566 00:29:58,960 --> 00:29:59,960 “Chun". 567 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,800 Not Chu, Schh... 568 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,520 Like fizzy drink. 569 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,920 Schhhhh... 570 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,880 I “Sssschung...' 571 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,400 “ .. stipendium . 572 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:12,880 Forschungsstipendium... 573 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,360 - “Forchunstupendium". - Wrong! 574 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,680 How you be so dumb? 575 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,440 Is more difficult to say like you do! 576 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,800 German is great for terrifying half of Europe, 577 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,920 but for communicating... - Not worry, 578 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,160 it takes patience and time. 579 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,120 The two things I don't have! 580 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,960 Research grants are given in September 581 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,480 and I need my German certificate in order to apply. 582 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:33,720 NO worry, 583 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,720 Hakan not only good boss, 584 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,720 good language teacher too. 585 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,000 Seriously? You give classes? 586 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:41,520 Sure! 587 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,240 I taught Otto all Spanish he know. 588 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,960 I speaks fucking Spanish good. 589 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,680 Black sheep in every class. 590 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,080 NO worry, 591 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,200 in quick as wink, 592 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,000 you framing certificate. 593 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,800 Hello, Nadia! 594 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,320 What do you think of my new executive office? 595 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,720 It couldn't be more German. 596 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,800 Sorry, it's my secretary. 597 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,680 That's the fourth time you've fallen. 598 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,360 Some fucking secretary. 599 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,240 You're the one made me wear stilettoes! 600 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,320 Yeah, so she won't see your face. 601 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,160 In that case... 602 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,960 why are you done up like a drag queen? 603 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,560 It helps me get into character. Forgive me for trying! 604 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,600 Doesn't it give me a certain look? 605 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,040 It's Nadia, get ready! 606 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,840 And don't screw up this time. 607 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,280 I won't! 608 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:49,880 Hello, darling! 609 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,640 How are you? 610 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,800 I'm great. What do you think of my new manager's office? 611 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,760 It couldn't be more German. 612 00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,760 It's super-cute! 613 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,640 Move the camera a bit, 614 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,280 so I can see big it is and the view you have. 615 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,600 There isn't that much to see. 616 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,160 It's almost all IKEA. 617 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,160 It's my secretary. 618 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,800 Thank you, miss. 619 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,440 You're speaking German already? 620 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,360 Tell me, 621 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,560 is she pretty? 622 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:22,840 Pretty? 623 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,120 I might get jealous. 624 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,080 What are you doing? 625 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,240 The president wants me! Kisses. 626 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,000 What are you doing in my dress? You'll stretch it! 627 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,280 What kind of lunatics are you? 628 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,400 Lunatics? Because we've dressed up 629 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,760 as a top executive and his “attractive" secretary 630 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,480 so Hugo can pretend... 631 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,960 You needn't explain! 632 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,760 I think you do. 633 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,600 My house, my dress. 634 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:47,840 But it's my life. 635 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,720 And I'm in no mood to listen to your Miss Perfect lectures. 636 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,360 Come on, Hugo... 637 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:53,560 What's his problem? 638 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,160 He may have his Master's but he's got no manners! 639 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,000 He's going through a bad patch. 640 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,920 His parents think he's a big executive here. 641 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,640 And the crowd at the golf club would look down on them 642 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,200 if they knew their son was working as a kitchen hand? 643 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:09,800 Golf club? 644 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,640 His father was laid off months ago. 645 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:14,840 With his airs, 646 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,800 I didn't think his father was the kind who got laid off. 647 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,440 They're living on what Hugo sends them. 648 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,920 Well, who's this Teuton? 649 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,120 I've never seen her. 650 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,800 Christ, she's ugly! 651 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,040 No matter, we've seen worse. 652 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,080 Do you speak “sprejen"? 653 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,560 Are you stoned? 654 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:36,960 It's Braulio! 655 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,600 No shit? 656 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,280 Braulio? 657 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,760 That dress 658 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,680 gives you a great ass. 659 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,640 Everything seems to be fine. 660 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,400 There's no problem in you getting pregnant. 661 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,640 Pregnant? Did you say pregnant? 662 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,440 You're pregnant! 663 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:05,800 If it's boy, 664 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,440 I'll call it after you, doctor! 665 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:13,560 No, I said she has no problem in getting pregnant. 666 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,880 We have to see if you have the problem. 667 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,120 My father had eight children, 668 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,160 my father's father, 10. 669 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,640 And my father's father's father, 22! 670 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,640 And doctor say I can't have children. 671 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,160 Leave me your wife and we see if I get her pregnant! 672 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,320 Hakan, will you calm down? 673 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,200 Every time the subject comes up, 674 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,200 you think it's an insult to your virility, 675 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,120 your family's and that of the whole fucking Ottoman Empire! 676 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,920 In my family always say: 677 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,680 If in Istanbul you hear child say “papa", 678 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,880 turn, because it surely your child. 679 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:51,520 Hakan! 680 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,520 You want proof fertility? 681 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,400 Look at family album! 682 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:00,920 That's my last word! 683 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,120 Hakan! 684 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:05,280 Don't make me choose between being a mother or your wife, 685 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,520 because you might lose! 686 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:10,360 I've had enough! 687 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,000 You not in hurry to learn German? 688 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,240 Time for class! 689 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,480 - But I was... - Class! 690 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,760 Today we face toughest examiner. 691 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,080 German people. 692 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,560 Lesson one: getting subway ticket. 693 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,240 Repeat after me: 694 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,200 Good morning, 695 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,480 I want a ticket, please. 696 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,360 Good morning, 697 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:44,480 I want a ticket, please. - Good! 698 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:45,720 Two tickets. 699 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,320 That's?5.20. 700 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:49,800 Excuse me? 701 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,920 No, I only asked for one. 702 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,360 But he asked for one, too, 703 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,560 and as far as I know, one and one is two. 704 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,000 - Let me explain. - What's wrong? 705 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,160 I'm teaching him German. 706 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,640 I say, and he repeats: 707 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,560 I want a ticket, please. 708 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,000 I want a ticket, please. 709 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,800 So, that's four tickets. 710 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:12,240 Fine. 711 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:16,160 That's?10.40 for four tickets. 712 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,360 Four?! 713 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,800 What do you mean, four?! 714 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,360 There are two of us, 715 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,440 and I only asked for one! 716 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,520 - Twice. - Four 717 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:25,720 No! 718 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,200 May I get past? I'm in a hurry. 719 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,800 - Just a minute. - Hurry up! 720 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:31,840 Please... 721 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,800 Two tickets, not four. 722 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:39,880 What are you doing here? 723 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,240 Being an idiot! 724 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,160 Why the hell did I take Hakan as a teacher? 725 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,640 I'm not making progress. 726 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,000 Without the certificate, I'll spend another year cleaning up lamb fat. 727 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,960 Hakan, a German teacher? 728 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,320 I hope you don't forget your Spanish. 729 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,000 What's cheap is always expensive. 730 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,720 I should go to a language school 731 00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,000 and he should devote his time to getting Marisol pregnant. 732 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,800 I had to buy eight tickets. 733 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000 Over 20 euros! 734 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:04,880 Classes cost me hand and foot. 735 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,920 Hakan, I don't want to be a nuisance. 736 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,680 If these classes are a problem for you... 737 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,320 No, good for me. 738 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,800 If I not with Marisol, I not argue with her. 739 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,040 You know saying: heart not see, eye not feel. 740 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,920 The school can correct the mistakes Hakan teaches me. 741 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,120 It'll be OK. 742 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,880 Oh, fuck! 743 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:48,560 Aragon, the most famous, 744 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:52,640 in Spain and its regions. 745 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Aragon, the most famous, 746 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,680 because the Virgin is there. 747 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,720 German beer is pretty strong, isn't it, Andrés? 748 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,000 He saw the doctor today and look at him now. 749 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,960 Look who's honoring us with his presence. 750 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,120 At your service, highness... 751 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,720 Careful! 752 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,480 For a girl who lives nearby, 753 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:21,320 Patricio is dying of love. 754 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:28,080 I won't say her name. She can say it if she wants. 755 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,600 What a house. 756 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,120 It's like traveling in time. 757 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,800 Here we are. 758 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:49,400 Hey, I didn't know he had a daughter. 759 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:51,200 Yes, she lives in Spain. 760 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,160 Why doesn't he move back with her? 761 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,240 What? No. 762 00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:00,640 My miserable daughter wanted to put me in a residence. 763 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,480 I wouldn't have a better life there. 764 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,880 - I'm sorry, I didn't know. - I wasn't adapting, she said. 765 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,040 How the hell could I adapt? 766 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,640 I left a Spain that was starving and went back to one 767 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,840 where no one remembered that before we were rich 768 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,960 we were the emigrants. 769 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,320 We haven't learned anything. 770 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:21,760 Not a thing. 771 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,680 Whoever forgets his history is doomed to relive it. 772 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,280 Otherwise, why the hell are you here? 773 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,400 Memory is very important. 774 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,120 You hear? 775 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,840 Very important. 776 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000 Memory... 777 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,320 We should leave him. 778 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,560 Will he be all right? 779 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,160 Yes, tomorrow he won't remember any of this. 780 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:11,960 Clinical diagnosis: Alzheimer's-type dementia. 781 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,560 Sorry. 782 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,000 What's wrong with your hand? 783 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,560 Nothing, it's... A reaction to a cream. 784 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,920 Yes, the one Hakan gives you from 6:00.a.m. to 10:00 p.m. 785 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,560 That's the cream. 786 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,200 I'm sorry. 787 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,200 I never thought the Hugo who came to Berlin 788 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,800 would get blisters except from applauding himself. 789 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,840 I'd laugh too if it weren't that I really want to cry. 790 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:54,560 Look at me. 791 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,840 Is there anything left of that Hugo? 792 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,680 I never thought it would be like this. 793 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,880 What if Andrés is right? 794 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,880 What if we go back and don't fit in? 795 00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:08,800 Or worse, if there's no going back? 796 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,360 And if the world ends tomorrow? 797 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,000 Here, let me help you. 798 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,520 We can't throw in the towel. 799 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,520 Look at me. I've been training for years to run a marathon 800 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,560 and I still haven't finished one. 801 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,280 With those trainers, I'm not surprised. 802 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,040 Don't be so tight fisted, buy some new ones. 803 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,040 See? That's what the old Hugo would have said. 804 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,000 The new one knows it means 20 hours scraping the hotplate, 805 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,480 a week of overtime, and a month eating spaghetti and tomato sauce. 806 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,440 I'm glad the old Hugo is just a big-head in the past. 807 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,120 And I mean “big-head... 808 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,400 Was I that bad? 809 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,200 Hello, I'm Hugo, 810 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,040 I've got two degrees and one Master's, 811 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:55,880 and the Germans will be green with envy when they read my C.V. 812 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,960 Listen to Miss Perfect. 813 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,360 Only I know how tough it is to emigrate, 814 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,920 but with my “How to emigrate in 1,000 words" 815 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,600 you'll learn all about it! 816 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,400 I prefer the new Hugo to that big-head. 817 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,560 And I prefer the Carla who doesn't finish marathons 818 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,600 to Miss Perfect. 819 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,440 Sorry, I'm shitting myself. 820 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,240 Fucking sauerkraut. 821 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,400 You don't miss the Mediterranean diet 822 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:33,840 until it's not there. 823 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:40,720 Christ! 824 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,280 ...call... ask... information... 825 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,400 ...German... course 826 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,480 That's it! Yes. 827 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,920 1,000€ 828 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,520 I call... tomorrow. 829 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:25,600 Can you believe it? 830 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,480 1,000€ for a German course. 831 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,400 Who's the teacher? Giinter Grass? 832 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,840 Hugo... 833 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,560 Hugo! Are you listening? 834 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,960 Yeah, just as well, It was raining all week. 835 00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:38,760 Good Morning. 836 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,880 What's that drooling kraut doing here? 837 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,280 He may not understand but you can't insult him. 838 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,280 - Hi. - Hi. 839 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,600 Franz, do you mind waiting outside? 840 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:54,880 OK, precious. 841 00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,120 Didn't you split up? Why is he here? 842 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,040 I'll stick a kebab up his ass 843 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,160 and he won't have to chew... - Don't start. 844 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,880 He's my boss, we're meeting to talk about work. 845 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,520 He wants to work on you! 846 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,120 Remember that wedding? 847 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,840 You were seeing a shrink for a year! 848 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,200 - Was that wedding such a big deal? - You tell me! 849 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,800 Finding out in front of 200 guests that you've been dating King Rat! 850 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,400 But that wasn't the worst part. 851 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,360 - Her boyfriend... - That's enough! 852 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,040 My life and my boyfriends are my problem. 853 00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,640 So that's the famous Franz? 854 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,440 I don't know what she sees in him. He's no big deal. 855 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,120 You can't trust Germans who seem like no big deal. 856 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:41,920 Remember what Hitler stirred up. 857 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:45,000 Another school wanted?2,000 for classes. 858 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:48,320 And these are the ones giving Europe lectures on austerity. 859 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:52,400 Take it easy, there are lots of ways to get money. 860 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,680 Rafa, I've told you 1,000 times. 861 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,560 I'm not going to Amsterdam to bring back stuff in my ass! 862 00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,800 No, this is all legal. 863 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,160 Semen? 864 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,360 You want me to pay for my classes by masturbating? 865 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,080 - How can I do that? - Try with the left. 866 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,040 You paint your nails, put on a few rings... 867 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,760 It's great, like someone else is doing it! 868 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:17,920 What kind of moron would do that? 869 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,680 And at?50 the jar, 870 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,840 you know what I'd have to do to earn 2,000? 871 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,080 Buy a good moisturizing cream. 872 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,000 It's going to end up raw! 873 00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,680 Look, we've come here to relax. 874 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,680 And a bit of advice: 875 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,760 Before you start, open the jar. 876 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,920 The first time, I got into such a mess... 877 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,480 See you later. 878 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,080 Braulio? 879 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,840 What are you doing here? 880 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,880 Me? Nothing. 881 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:54,640 I heard they're looking for researchers 882 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,720 and I came to give the best of myself. 883 00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,800 And the best of you fits in that jar? 884 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,560 Where? 885 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,440 It's not... 886 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:06,800 OK. 887 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,840 I'm so desperate for money 888 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,080 that even Rafa's idiocies seem like good ideas. 889 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,760 I see that the cuts in Spain have even affected common sense. 890 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,800 You can laugh, but it's sad that, for lack of subsidies, 891 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,760 Spanish scientists have to resort to ejaculations. 892 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,880 You know what? This is over. 893 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,440 I'm going back to Spain. 894 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,440 I'd rather abandon my vocation than my dignity. 895 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,360 What if I pay for your classes? 896 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000 What? 897 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:44,760 Thank you, but you know what your husband pays us. 898 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,280 How can I pay you back? 899 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,360 In kind. 900 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,120 You sell your sperm cheaply 901 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,880 and I buy it at a price I can't afford. 902 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,880 But if we cut out the middle man... 903 00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,200 Are you crazy? 904 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,760 - What about Hakan? - He needn't know. 905 00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,440 You want to be a researcher, I want to be a mother. 906 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:11,840 Have you a better idea? 907 00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,280 You're looking very elegant for the Christmas Eve meal. 908 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,200 You're in evening wear! 909 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,480 Andrés, are you OK? 910 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,240 I'm going home. 911 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:15,240 No, come down, it's Christmas. 912 00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,880 We don't have our families, 913 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,440 but at least we can enjoy it with our fellow emigrants. 914 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,080 God, you're corny. “Fellow emigrants... 915 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,880 What do you think we are? Fucking swallows? 916 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,800 What's this? 917 00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:31,960 Are these pills for Alzheimer's? 918 00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,400 Alzheimer's? I wish they were. I'd forget about all of you. 919 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,160 My grandmother takes these. 920 00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:39,920 Does your daughter know? 921 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:42,760 And do your parents know how well you're doing here? 922 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,360 Give me that! 923 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,560 You can fuck off. 924 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:52,880 Wow! 925 00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:56,040 There's salami, ham... 926 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,720 The parents have done us proud! 927 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,080 We've got everything. 928 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,480 I miss having the whole family together at this time. 929 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:06,760 Listen to him! 930 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,680 We spent more Christmas Eves paying your bail than being at home. 931 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,520 Yeah? But we were all together. 932 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:14,840 What's that? 933 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,920 This is gliihwein, to give a German touch to the meal. 934 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:20,960 That hot wine? 935 00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,720 When there's Rioja, what idiot would drink that? 936 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,000 Franz. He's coming for dinner. 937 00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,240 - Franz is coming? - Yes. 938 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:29,880 We've been talking 939 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,520 and we've decided to try again. 940 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,000 It's our first Christmas together. 941 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,240 It's him. Hang on. 942 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:41,920 Hello. 943 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,200 Hello, Franz. 944 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,560 Food is ready! 945 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,000 Are we all here? 946 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,200 Where's Marisol? 947 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,400 Braulio, you know what my wife is up to? 948 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,920 Me? Why would I? 949 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,200 She's your wife. 950 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,280 That's right. If she's not here, screw her. 951 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,200 Yes or no, Braulio? 952 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,600 Screw her? Why? 953 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:04,800 What are you insinuating, Rafa? 954 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,560 Me? That I'm starving, 955 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,520 and if she's going to be long I'm eating her ham. 956 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:12,720 I'm here! 957 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:13,960 Look at her! 958 00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:15,640 Sorry! 959 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:16,920 I lost track of time. 960 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,200 At last! 961 00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:23,680 When cold, not worth eating! Come, everyone to table! 962 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,040 No, not everyone. 963 00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:27,520 There's one place too many. 964 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:30,760 Franz is having dinner at home. 965 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:35,520 There are two places too many. 966 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:09,800 Hello. 967 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,320 Hello? 968 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,000 Mom, who is it? 969 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,360 You could see this coming. And with her boss! 970 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,800 You don't dip your pen in the company ink. 971 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,720 - Right, Braulio? - I don't know! 972 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,720 I don't know. Leave me alone, Rafa. 973 00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,680 What's up with everyone today? 974 00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:42,880 It's Christmas. 975 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:46,480 Let's have a bit of cheer. I've bought you all something. 976 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,320 Put this on, come on. 977 00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,040 And this. 978 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,480 Hakan, you've got the horns! 979 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:56,920 Let's see. 980 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,560 They suit him, don't they? 981 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:09,200 Olé! Join in! 982 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,800 He looks great with them! 983 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:40,320 Listen, if it's any consolation, that Franz is an idiot. 984 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:46,160 I'm a bigger idiot for always believing the same lie. 985 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,680 Even when different guys tell me it. 986 00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:52,960 And after that wedding, 987 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:56,000 I swore no guy would ever laugh at me again. 988 00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:01,440 Where are you going? 989 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,440 Will no one tell me about that wedding? 990 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:06,400 It was... 991 00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:10,880 An old school friend invited me to her wedding. 992 00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,360 You know those Facebook things they send. 993 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:18,800 I'm so embarrassed, I can't tell you. 994 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,480 Go on, it sounds promising. 995 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:23,280 My boyfriend couldn't go, 996 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,520 I didn't feel like going on my own. 997 00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:30,520 But all my friends were going 998 00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:32,560 and I thought it might be fun. 999 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,000 So I decided to go. 1000 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:36,480 I bought a beautiful dress 1001 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,240 and I got my hair done. 1002 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:43,120 And when I arrived at the church, happy as could be, 1003 00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,040 you know who was there? 1004 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:47,560 My boyfriend. 1005 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,360 So he could go? 1006 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:50,800 He certainly went. 1007 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,720 And in morning suit, because he was the groom. 1008 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,240 Fuck! 1009 00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:01,840 Three years! 1010 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,200 He'd been with her three years. 1011 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:08,520 And he told me it was too soon for us to get married, the bastard! 1012 00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:10,240 Shit, that's horrible. 1013 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:13,120 At least you didn't stay and catch the bouquet! 1014 00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:16,560 You caught the bouquet? 1015 00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,240 It fell on top of me! 1016 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:27,520 And everyone thought I was crying with emotion. 1017 00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:30,880 Why did you put up with it? 1018 00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:34,200 Because I loved him. 1019 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,160 I stayed to the end of the ceremony, 1020 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,720 waiting for him to say “I don't... 1021 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:45,440 But when you're the other woman, no guy says “I don't" for you. 1022 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,120 What's this? 1023 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,840 It's still Christmas Eve. 1024 00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,440 And I'm out of tissues. 1025 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,120 You shouldn't have. 1026 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,360 And I didn't get you anything. 1027 00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:11,400 They're beautiful! 1028 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,040 They must have cost a bomb. 1029 00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:15,040 Not really. 1030 00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:18,000 What's an arm and a leg between friends? 1031 00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,080 Do you ever get out of that kitchen? 1032 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:28,320 All I know of Berlin are the photos in Braulio's book. 1033 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,520 - And they still have the Wall. - We have to fix that. 1034 00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:35,240 Meet your tour guide: 1035 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,160 Fréiulein Carla. 1036 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,040 Get ready. 1037 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,960 Tonight you have Berlin and me just for you. 1038 00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,200 OK. 1039 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:03,880 - This is for you. - No... 1040 00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:05,840 Yes, this is the one. 1041 00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:09,400 And this? You picked the ugliest one. 1042 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:17,040 Look, the German parliament. 1043 00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:18,640 - Beautiful. - Yes, it is. 1044 00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:22,440 You see the dome? It was designed by Norman Foster. 1045 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:27,120 The reflecting cone directs light to the center of the building 1046 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,760 so it isn't just an architectural element. 1047 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,160 He wanted to... 1048 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,120 Photo... 1049 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,440 Cheese. 1050 00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:50,120 Your face...! 1051 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,000 You scared me! 1052 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:58,120 ...and after reunification, in '91, they restored the chariot. 1053 00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:02,600 Is it OK? 1054 00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,120 Beautiful. 1055 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,520 That's great! 1056 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,480 No, we're not a couple. In fact, I... 1057 00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:36,560 No, everyone does it here. It's a silly thing... 1058 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:37,760 OK. 1059 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,480 Ready? 1060 00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:46,600 See? It's silly. 1061 00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:06,200 Sorry. 1062 00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:07,760 Sorry. 1063 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:09,520 Shit, it's Franz. 1064 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:11,480 Answer it. 1065 00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,320 I have to talk to him and settle this. 1066 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:16,480 I don't want to lie. 1067 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:18,520 Right, and I don't want to lie to Nadia... 1068 00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:20,000 to nobody. 1069 00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,400 Hello, Nadia, darling. 1070 00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,360 What I'm going to say isn't easy. 1071 00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:39,000 We know long distance relationships are complicated. 1072 00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:40,920 You meet people, 1073 00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:42,800 things happen"- 1074 00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:44,800 This is so hard. 1075 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,040 Hi, what are you up to? 1076 00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:50,920 What are you doing that I can't see? 1077 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:52,840 - Come on! - No! 1078 00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:55,000 It's... 1079 00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,080 I was looking at porn. 1080 00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:58,680 Porn? 1081 00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,440 I can really pick my dates. 1082 00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:08,120 Date? 1083 00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:10,440 Did she say date? 1084 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,120 No. 1085 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:16,920 I think... 1086 00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,720 she said... skate. 1087 00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:22,320 I'll go and ask her. 1088 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:24,880 Do you think I'm dumb? 1089 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,440 Why did you get involved with...? - What? 1090 00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:29,920 And he looks so innocent! 1091 00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,440 So who are you humping, eh? 1092 00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:33,840 Nothing's happened. 1093 00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:35,840 - Has it? - No? 1094 00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:37,600 No. 1095 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,880 - We're getting acquainted. - What? 1096 00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:43,440 It's so cold here, what you have to do is get her hot, kid! 1097 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,400 You grab that slut by the ears, 1098 00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:48,040 you take her like this, you start giving it to her, 1099 00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,040 bam, bam, you know? 1100 00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:52,240 Until she's singing “Que viva Espafia"! 1101 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,560 You're insane! 1102 00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:59,480 - How could you take up with Carla? - Yeah, yeah... 1103 00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:00,920 You've got a girlfriend, 1104 01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:02,600 and her brother is a psychopath! 1105 01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:06,280 We're not Erasmus students. 1106 01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,720 You have to control your libido. 1107 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,560 It's... It's... 1108 01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:13,880 You got me pregnant! 1109 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:15,160 Braulio! 1110 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,520 You got me pregnant! 1111 01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:20,000 I just popped out to give you the news. 1112 01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:23,360 Oh, here. 1113 01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:26,440 You've earned it, 1114 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,080 super-dick! 1115 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:35,200 Pregnant? 1116 01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,040 Did she say pregnant? 1117 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:41,640 No. 1118 01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:43,440 Segment. 1119 01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:45,840 I think it was segment. 1120 01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:49,280 - I'll ask her... - Shut up! 1121 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,920 You've got your boss's wife pregnant. Great! 1122 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:56,320 I know! 1123 01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:57,920 But it was that 1124 01:00:58,120 --> 01:00:59,640 or go home and admit I'd fucked up. 1125 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,040 Bad choice of words! 1126 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:04,480 What a couple of... 1127 01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:06,480 idiots. 1128 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,600 We came to Berlin to get a life 1129 01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:13,640 and all we've done is mess up the one we had 1130 01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:15,800 and complicate everyone else's. 1131 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:17,920 Look, look... 1132 01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:19,880 Didn't Hakan want to be father? 1133 01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:21,840 He'll have a child and he'll be happy. 1134 01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:24,480 You think he'll suspect it's mine? 1135 01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:26,000 Diagnosis: Sterile 1136 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:29,320 I'm sorry, but you were right to do the tests. 1137 01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,960 Now we know where the problem is. 1138 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:36,840 Out of sight, out of mind. 1139 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,120 But yours is worse. 1140 01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,200 Nadia thinks you're getting married. 1141 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,040 Yes, yes. So either you tell her, 1142 01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,600 or she'll need a very big veil to cover the horns. 1143 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,760 It's not that easy. 1144 01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:48,520 I have to tell her to her face. 1145 01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,480 And who knows when I'll see her? 1146 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,520 This weekend we're going to Berlin! 1147 01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,200 My treat! 1148 01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:00,200 We'll take a photo. 1149 01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,360 Smile and say: Berlin. OK? 1150 01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,360 Berlin! 1151 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:11,040 Hugo will be so happy when he sees the photo! 1152 01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:26,480 You're the financial director of a multinational 1153 01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:29,000 with allowances and a company car! 1154 01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:33,240 Then, why are you working here? 1155 01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:35,320 I made it up, Rafa. 1156 01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:36,880 It's what my parents believe. 1157 01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:39,360 Stop worrying, I'm sure they'll understand. 1158 01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:42,120 What? That the money they spent on me was wasted? 1159 01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:44,400 That I'm going hungry to send them money? 1160 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:47,720 Or that I had to invent a life so they'd be proud of me? 1161 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,680 Hey, come on... 1162 01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:53,480 Hugo... 1163 01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:57,640 Poor thing. 1164 01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:59,880 I've known him since I was 12 1165 01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,720 and it's the first time I don't envy him. 1166 01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:05,520 The years go by and the same story keeps repeating itself. 1167 01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:10,400 Emigrating and lying to the family are almost the same thing. 1168 01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:13,680 We went through hell here in '62. 1169 01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,040 You think we told our families? 1170 01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:17,240 No. 1171 01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:19,080 We worked like slaves, 1172 01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:23,480 doing overtime, so we could go home in a rented Mercedes 1173 01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:25,400 and laden with presents. 1174 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:30,280 Of course, 1175 01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:33,960 seeing our families so happy, even for a few days, 1176 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,800 made up for the year of shit we'd spent here. 1177 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:46,000 Yeah, you can rent a car 1178 01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:47,840 but where do you get a whole office? 1179 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:51,760 Rafa, I'm going to the office, 1180 01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,480 I forgot some papers that I want to work on. 1181 01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:56,800 See you later. 1182 01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:16,160 Darling! 1183 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,200 You're not very enthusiastic! What's wrong? 1184 01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:22,640 It's my lips. I got some collagen... 1185 01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:23,840 My baby! 1186 01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:27,320 Love, you're so handsome! 1187 01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:30,680 I always say, earning money is the best beauty treatment. 1188 01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:32,880 - Hugo, my boy! - Dad... 1189 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:37,120 It's great to be here. With all you've told us, 1190 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,920 I'm more interested in seeing your office than the Wall. 1191 01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:43,280 That's what I wanted to tell you... 1192 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:46,120 Herr Cifuentes, your car is ready. 1193 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:47,920 I'm Rafa, the chauffeur. 1194 01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,120 My pleasure. 1195 01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:51,400 A Spanish chauffeur! 1196 01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:52,960 Yes, this is all I could find. 1197 01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:56,040 I don't have the education you gave your son. 1198 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,320 Prospe, they've given us a chauffeur. 1199 01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,560 And all your life you went to work on the bus. 1200 01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:03,760 Mr. Cifuentes, when you're ready we'll go to the office. 1201 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:05,440 Your team is waiting. 1202 01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:07,440 His team! 1203 01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:08,960 MY team? 1204 01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:14,520 How can I pretend work in office? I can't even turn on “compiuter"! 1205 01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:17,280 You just have to fuck it... fake it. 1206 01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:21,000 Stop objecting to everything, this discussion is sterile! 1207 01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:23,800 Sterile! Who you call sterile? 1208 01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:26,240 I kick you in balls, then who sterile? 1209 01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:30,560 They'll catch us and I'll be out on the street again. 1210 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,640 God, why did I let you convince me to do this? 1211 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,280 Because you said you'd do anything for Hugo? 1212 01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:40,960 Come on, it's not that hard. 1213 01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,720 They come here, they see us as happy workers, 1214 01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:47,400 they go off as happy parents, leaving a happy son and... 1215 01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:50,920 It won't work. 1216 01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:52,840 It won't work. 1217 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,560 If I don't believe it, how will they? 1218 01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:02,520 Look, ma'am, that's it. 1219 01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:05,400 What a building! 1220 01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:07,360 That one, ma'am. 1221 01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:11,480 Son, I'm so proud of you. 1222 01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:15,400 I'm not going to cry, not in front of your employees. 1223 01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:17,600 Don't smother the boy. 1224 01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:21,200 Let's take a "silfie" thingy. I'll show it to everyone. 1225 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,480 Mom, you know I don't like showing off. 1226 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:25,360 Well, I love it. 1227 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,400 These are going straight to Twitter. 1228 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:33,480 Let me see. 1229 01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:36,360 It's lovely. 1230 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,600 What are you doing? Where am I? 1231 01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:41,680 And where did you get that car? 1232 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:46,320 Let's say I hot-wired Spanish-German relations. 1233 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,040 Which floor is it? 1234 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:00,840 Darling, calm down. 1235 01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:03,840 I've got something important to tell you. 1236 01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:07,440 Maybe this isn't the time. 1237 01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:10,040 But you have to know. 1238 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,160 OK, later... 1239 01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:15,080 You won't stop till you get it out of me, will you? 1240 01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:17,000 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1241 01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:19,560 I'm so nervous. 1242 01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:22,800 I've wanted for so long to give you this news... 1243 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,480 I don't know how to do it. 1244 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:26,560 My love, 1245 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:29,240 I'm Pregnant! 1246 01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:31,600 A baby? 1247 01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:32,760 YES. 1248 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:34,720 Mine? 1249 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:37,560 Who else's? 1250 01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:42,560 No one's been made pregnant by a dove in over 2,000 years. 1251 01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:44,640 Get ready, they're here! 1252 01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:46,840 - It's... - They're here! 1253 01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,920 This is wonderful! 1254 01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:54,200 This is where I work. 1255 01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:57,960 "Herr Cifuentes und family". 1256 01:07:58,160 --> 01:07:59,400 "Guttenmorgen". - Hello. 1257 01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,480 I am receptionist. 1258 01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:03,240 My name is Heidi, 1259 01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:04,960 like cartoon. 1260 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:06,920 She's so funny. 1261 01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:09,080 I'm sorry, my Spanish, a bit... 1262 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:11,120 No, no. She speaks it very well. 1263 01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:13,160 You speak it very well. 1264 01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:14,800 "Danke, danke". 1265 01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:16,640 Hakan". 1266 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:18,040 Hakan". 1267 01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:19,360 Allow me 1268 01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:24,120 to introduce Hakan Akman, marketing manager. 1269 01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:28,960 Hakan? 1270 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:30,880 Forgive him. 1271 01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:33,720 He has just found out he is going to be father. 1272 01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:37,200 Congratulations! How lovely! 1273 01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:39,720 I hope the child takes after his father! 1274 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:44,120 Fuck, what a bitch! 1275 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:45,920 Shit. 1276 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:49,520 Here too, baby subsidy gone in cutbacks. 1277 01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:51,520 And... 1278 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:52,880 Herr Cifuentes, 1279 01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:54,760 your secretary. 1280 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,280 My secretary? 1281 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,440 - Hello. - Hello. 1282 01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:01,960 Mr. Cifuentes' parents. Pleased to meet you. 1283 01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:04,000 I didn't know he had a sister. 1284 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:05,320 Sister? 1285 01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:10,680 If I was his sister, 1286 01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:14,160 we'd have the most boring wedding night ever! 1287 01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:19,360 I'm Nadia, his fiancée. 1288 01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:26,520 Did you see this? 1289 01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:29,960 From pusher to chauffeur. 1290 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:31,720 This really is the German miracle. 1291 01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:34,640 If this goes well, I might expand into limousines. 1292 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:39,960 Rafa, are you aware that all this is a lie and the car is stolen? 1293 01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:43,920 Of course I am. You think I'm brain dead? 1294 01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:49,240 Hey, are you Braulio or the handsome one? 1295 01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:52,920 I'm Braulio, and handsome too, but less so. 1296 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:54,840 Then someone left a message for you. 1297 01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:56,840 Your German class is moved to the evening. 1298 01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:58,080 Again? 1299 01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:01,120 I've already asked Hakan for three evenings off. 1300 01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:02,640 He'd better not find out 1301 01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:05,720 you've been fooling him for months because... 1302 01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:07,880 I don't believe it! 1303 01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:10,800 After all I did for you, 1304 01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:13,200 son of motherfucker! 1305 01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:15,160 I have to go to the washroom. 1306 01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:19,600 The ladies'. 1307 01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:24,440 Let's not get things out of proportion. 1308 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:26,400 I didn't like it either. 1309 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,280 I did it out of necessity. 1310 01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:31,800 You were doing your best but nothing was getting through. 1311 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,680 This not happening to me. How long you doing this? 1312 01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:36,920 - What does it... - How long? 1313 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,200 A month, more or less. 1314 01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:43,040 And really going at it. It's hard to get into. 1315 01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:46,080 But don't take it personally. 1316 01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:50,080 How not take it personally? You fucking my wife for a month! 1317 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:54,160 No! I was talking about the German cla... 1318 01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:57,680 Shit, look... 1319 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:01,880 I wasn't going after Marisol, but I needed the money... 1320 01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:04,520 I've got myself in a hole. 1321 01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:06,360 I mean... 1322 01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,120 No, I was very happy with you, 1323 01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:13,840 but after so much time together, 1324 01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:16,120 to find out like this that you have another... 1325 01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:17,920 secretary. 1326 01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:19,240 Hear that, Beni? 1327 01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:22,040 It seems like yesterday we got him a private coach 1328 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:23,920 and now, two secretaries. 1329 01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:26,240 Look, the other secretary... 1330 01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:28,920 I was going to fire her but... 1331 01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:32,200 - I couldn't find the time... - Do it now. 1332 01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:34,400 - Let me see. - Now? 1333 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:38,000 Well, 1334 01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:40,320 if that's what you want... 1335 01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:50,120 It's just that kicking her out 1336 01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:52,000 like this, 1337 01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:55,520 without any notice or anything... 1338 01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:57,840 I knew it. 1339 01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:02,000 That's what I get for taking up with dickheads! 1340 01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:03,680 Did she call you a dickhead? 1341 01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:06,480 If you're firing anyone, fire her, the hussy. 1342 01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:08,120 Yes, mom, but it's... 1343 01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:11,440 Wait here a minute, please, 1344 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:13,280 Come here! 1345 01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:15,480 In my country we cut hands off thief, 1346 01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:17,240 guess what we do to adulterer! 1347 01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:19,080 Hakan, it was business. 1348 01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:21,640 Would I have slept with your wife without being paid? 1349 01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:22,840 Excuse me? 1350 01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:27,240 Calm down, Hakan! 1351 01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:30,480 I've been in lots of trouble and violence isn't the way. 1352 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:33,360 One minute you kiss me, the next you have a fiancee! 1353 01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:34,560 Now what? 1354 01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:37,520 Will you invite me to your wedding to really humiliate me? 1355 01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:38,600 Carla! 1356 01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:39,800 Was it you? 1357 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,080 You... and my sister? 1358 01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:44,920 Rafa, you said it, violence isn't the way. 1359 01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:47,040 No, I'm taking a shortcut. 1360 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:48,800 Don't let go of him, he'll kill me! 1361 01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:54,360 It's not what it seems! Believe me! 1362 01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:55,880 Believe you? 1363 01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:58,280 The one who's been lying to his parents? 1364 01:12:58,760 --> 01:12:59,760 What? 1365 01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,240 You've been lying? 1366 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:11,800 It's... 1367 01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:16,840 I don't know which hurt more that day, 1368 01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:18,760 Rafa's punches 1369 01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:21,000 or the disappointment on my parents' faces. 1370 01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:24,080 Braulio, 1371 01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:26,200 I'm sorry I started out on this adventure with you 1372 01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:28,000 and now I'm leaving you on your own. 1373 01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:32,000 But although I've come back feeling like a failure, 1374 01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:35,160 I'm holding on to the good part, the people we met. 1375 01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:37,560 I'd like to say I won't forget you, 1376 01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:40,600 but that's the one thing I can't promise. 1377 01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:45,000 It's incredible that in such a short time 1378 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,360 I became so fond of them. 1379 01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:50,680 But it's been eight months, 1380 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,960 I'm working for Nadia's father 1381 01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:54,920 and I think I've earned his respect. 1382 01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:04,760 In fact, I'm now an essential part of his team. 1383 01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:06,800 We're thick as thieves. 1384 01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:12,360 Of course, we'll soon be family. 1385 01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:15,200 Organizing a wedding is very complicated. 1386 01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:17,880 You can't think of anything else. 1387 01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:29,760 Anyway, 1388 01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:32,440 life is a succession of moments. 1389 01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:38,120 And my time in Germany is just the past for me. 1390 01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:49,120 Six minutes! 1391 01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:50,920 I ran a kilometer in six minutes! 1392 01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:53,440 Great, you're like an Ethiopian. 1393 01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:55,360 By the way, Hugo wrote. 1394 01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:00,040 That's good. 1395 01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:02,800 I'm going to shower. 1396 01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:14,880 - Hello. - Hello. 1397 01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:16,320 Am I wearing matching shoes? 1398 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:18,680 - With this bump, I can't see. - Yes. 1399 01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:22,440 - Is Carla here? - She's showering. 1400 01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:24,920 She's coming with me to the pre-natal class. 1401 01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:27,440 You must be due soon. 1402 01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:30,480 In two weeks' time. 1403 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,200 What does the father say? 1404 01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:35,120 Not me, I've no intention of being a father. 1405 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,560 Well, not with you. 1406 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:40,920 You'll be a great mother, but not of my child. 1407 01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:44,760 What does Hakan say about all this? 1408 01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:46,320 To me, 1409 01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:47,720 nothing. 1410 01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:49,920 Since he found out he hasn't spoken to me. 1411 01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:51,760 I'm sorry. 1412 01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:55,360 It may be a bit late in the day 1413 01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,160 but I could try to talk to him. - No! 1414 01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:58,360 No, no, no. 1415 01:15:58,440 --> 01:15:59,920 Don't set foot in the Kebab. 1416 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,760 Unless you want to end up turning on a skewer 1417 01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:04,160 while you're sliced up. 1418 01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:08,960 Tell Carla I'm waiting downstairs. 1419 01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:11,840 If I sit there you'll never get me up. 1420 01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:20,880 Look, we'll put them there. 1421 01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:23,760 How can I put my cousins beside uncle Joaquin? 1422 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,200 They don't speak. 1423 01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:29,720 That's it! I'll put him here. 1424 01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:33,440 No, his ex is sitting there with her new toy boy. 1425 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:37,120 We'll just play music and they can sit down when it stops. 1426 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:39,040 You just complain the whole time. 1427 01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:41,120 We should just cancel the wedding. 1428 01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:43,760 OK, but you tell your father. 1429 01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:45,360 Darling, 1430 01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:47,360 I was joking. 1431 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,240 So was I. 1432 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:51,200 Idiot. 1433 01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:54,640 Yes? 1434 01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:56,480 Braulio, hi! 1435 01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:58,920 I'm doing the seating plan. 1436 01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:00,680 Can I put you with the children? 1437 01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:02,800 I'm not going. 1438 01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:05,000 I was joking! 1439 01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:06,600 No, it's not that. 1440 01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:08,560 I'm broke. 1441 01:17:08,760 --> 01:17:11,080 Even with three mini-jobs, I don't earn much. 1442 01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:12,960 And as Hakan fired me without reason... 1443 01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:14,800 You got his wife pregnant. 1444 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:18,400 As regards my work. 1445 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:20,880 How are things there? Is it still cold? 1446 01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:22,920 And how is... 1447 01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:25,520 Rafa? 1448 01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:28,000 You ask first about Rafa? 1449 01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:31,840 Either you're over Carla or Nadia is there. 1450 01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:34,720 Yes, the truth is... 1451 01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:36,280 How is she? 1452 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:41,200 I won't lie to you. She's in a bad way. 1453 01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:44,680 She doesn't want to fall in love again. 1454 01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:46,600 She names you in her sleep. 1455 01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:48,240 Really? 1456 01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:50,240 No, but I'd love to have seen your face! 1457 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:56,920 She's fine, working, running, helping Andrés. 1458 01:17:57,120 --> 01:17:58,120 Is he worse? 1459 01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:01,160 The other day he left the gas on and nearly blew us up. 1460 01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:03,160 He can't look after himself. 1461 01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:05,560 It's ironic. 1462 01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:07,640 He wouldn't stay in a residence in Spain 1463 01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:09,920 and he'll waste away in one over here. 1464 01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:11,960 Darling, it's done! 1465 01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:22,520 - Hello, Juana Hernéndez? - Yes. 1466 01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:23,840 I'm a friend of your father. 1467 01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:25,240 Well, an acquaintance. 1468 01:18:25,440 --> 01:18:26,800 OK, he insulted me every day. 1469 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,720 - You know how he is! - What does he want now? 1470 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,040 He doesn't know I'm here. 1471 01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:35,080 In fact, I doubt he remembers me. 1472 01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:38,200 Your father has Alzhemier's. 1473 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:39,400 What? 1474 01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:41,800 I know you don't get on but I wanted to tell you 1475 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,720 because the next time you see him he may not recognize you. 1476 01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:51,280 It's not for me to tell you what to do, 1477 01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:54,840 but we can regret a bad decision 1478 01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:58,080 for the rest of our lives. 1479 01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:18,400 Da-da-dad, stop! 1480 01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:20,240 You've been like this since 7:00 a.m. 1481 01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:22,000 I should have gone to Las Vegas. 1482 01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:23,800 What would your mother say? 1483 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:26,280 She's so happy you're marrying money 1484 01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:28,080 because she says she didn't. 1485 01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:29,880 Fuck it! 1486 01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:37,920 ...this year's Berlin Marathon. 1487 01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:42,160 The city is at a standstill with a record number of runners. 1488 01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:45,440 40,000 runners all with the same dream, 1489 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:47,720 to cross the finishing line 1490 01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:51,680 after completing the 42 kilometers through our capital, Berlin. 1491 01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:54,680 As you can see we have a sunny day, 1492 01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:57,160 ideal for this important event. 1493 01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,920 And for a weather update... 1494 01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:01,600 Hello, Prospero, where's Beni? 1495 01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:04,120 She's over there, organizing everything. 1496 01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:07,040 Are you OK, son? 1497 01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:08,920 Yes, I'm great. 1498 01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:11,800 If you keep on like that, you'll have no appetite later. 1499 01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:14,880 It's wedding nerves. 1500 01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:18,360 It's a big step, for the rest of your life... 1501 01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:20,800 You have to weigh it up, read the small print... 1502 01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:23,240 What small print? 1503 01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:25,440 Do you want to get married? 1504 01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:27,640 Of course. 1505 01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:29,360 I've been with Nadia for five years, 1506 01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:30,920 her father has been good to me, 1507 01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:33,040 thanks to that we still have a roof... 1508 01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:36,880 It's good for all of us, dad! 1509 01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:39,960 You're getting married, not signing a pension plan. 1510 01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:41,600 Isn't this what you wanted? 1511 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:44,320 That I studied, got a good job, a nice house... 1512 01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:46,800 Yes, and a 4-wheel drive and a holiday home. 1513 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,960 But what do you want? To end up like me? 1514 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:51,880 I can't sleep worrying about the mortgage. 1515 01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:56,480 I get up with such pressure on my chest I can't breathe. 1516 01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:01,880 I shit myself watching the news 1517 01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:03,680 in case there's another tax increase. 1518 01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:07,440 And I wonder who the bastard was 1519 01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:11,400 who fooled us into believing this was happiness. 1520 01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:14,720 Hello, there! 1521 01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:18,480 It's too late for me 1522 01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:20,600 but you still have time. 1523 01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:23,600 Live the life you want, 1524 01:21:24,440 --> 01:21:25,840 not the one you can. 1525 01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:35,280 Here's the bride! 1526 01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:37,320 Isn't she lovely! 1527 01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:39,400 Hurrah! 1528 01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:08,360 And you, H090, 1529 01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:11,160 do you take Nadia and promise to be faithful to her, 1530 01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:13,120 for better or worse, 1531 01:22:13,480 --> 01:22:15,200 in sickness or in health, 1532 01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:16,920 and so 1533 01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:20,120 love and respect her all the days of your life? 1534 01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:23,080 I... 1535 01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:30,400 Yes, I've just been running. 1536 01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:33,680 They say the vestments are too tight for me. 1537 01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:35,240 And I watch what I eat. 1538 01:22:35,440 --> 01:22:39,800 I'm very fussy. I don't eat just anywhere. 1539 01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,640 Well, as I was saying... 1540 01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:45,920 Do you or don't you? 1541 01:22:46,440 --> 01:22:47,440 I... 1542 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:53,080 I don't. 1543 01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:54,440 Fucking great! 1544 01:22:56,760 --> 01:22:58,440 What did you say? 1545 01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:00,240 I'm sorry. 1546 01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:02,680 I know it's hard to understand 1547 01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:05,360 but if I went ahead I'd be lying to myself 1548 01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:07,800 and what's worse I'd be lying to you. 1549 01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:09,960 Dad, 1550 01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:11,720 call the lawyer! 1551 01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:14,000 Love, what's wrong? 1552 01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:15,840 Dad, will you two be all right? 1553 01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:17,080 Of course we will. 1554 01:23:17,280 --> 01:23:19,280 Well, no, but this family has enough mortgages 1555 01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:21,040 without you mortgaging your life. 1556 01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:25,240 Where's he going? 1557 01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:28,680 I'm sorry. 1558 01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:30,240 What mortgages? 1559 01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:32,040 What's going on here? 1560 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:34,720 I'll put it like this, 1561 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,800 I'm only prosperous in name. 1562 01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:41,000 He's leaving! 1563 01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:02,320 Hello, Andrés! 1564 01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:03,880 The usual, right? 1565 01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:06,640 Yes, indeed. You know me so well, Pepe. 1566 01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:08,960 Let' s have some paella. 1567 01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:11,480 And a “t-'nto? 1568 01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:13,400 That would be nice. 1569 01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:16,280 Poor friend, worse every time. 1570 01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:18,720 I... 1571 01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:21,280 Hello. 1572 01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:23,560 How are you? 1573 01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:26,760 This looks great. 1574 01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:29,280 Have you renovated it? 1575 01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:30,880 It's very nice... - Otto, 1576 01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:33,720 this not the dickhead who work my wife 1577 01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:35,480 while I give him work? 1578 01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:38,040 Give me knife for cutting lamb, 1579 01:24:38,440 --> 01:24:40,160 today I try it on pig. 1580 01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:42,000 Give it to me! 1581 01:24:42,640 --> 01:24:45,560 Now, now, don't break Ramadan just for me! 1582 01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:49,400 I just wanted to tell you Marisol is due next week. 1583 01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:52,040 And? Many babies born in world. 1584 01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:53,600 This not my business. 1585 01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:55,320 I keep my nose to myself. 1586 01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:56,960 Come on, she's your wife. 1587 01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:01,320 You two dreamed for years of having a family. 1588 01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:04,000 Are you going to miss it? 1589 01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:06,280 Help! 1590 01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:08,000 Marisol's in labor! 1591 01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:10,720 Her waters have broken! - You won't miss it! 1592 01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:18,200 Boarding for Berlin closes in ten minutes. 1593 01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:19,960 You'll have to run. 1594 01:25:30,480 --> 01:25:32,320 God, call a taxi! 1595 01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:35,680 No, wait, they don't come into this area. 1596 01:25:36,440 --> 01:25:38,080 We'll go on the subway. 1597 01:25:38,280 --> 01:25:39,520 No, it's being renovated. 1598 01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:41,120 OK, on the bus! 1599 01:25:41,320 --> 01:25:42,440 No, it's rush hour. 1600 01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:43,640 Shut up! 1601 01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:45,240 I take her in my van. 1602 01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:47,960 Pepe, the rice is going to be overdone 1603 01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:50,160 and you know I don't like that... 1604 01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:52,760 - Come, I serve you on terrace. - Rice on the terrace! 1605 01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:54,280 What are you doing? 1606 01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:56,960 I cannot leave him. He has Alzheimer's. 1607 01:25:57,160 --> 01:26:00,600 Alz...? Did you say Alzheimer's? Me? Bastards. 1608 01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:02,200 Why did nobody tell me? 1609 01:26:24,320 --> 01:26:27,040 You have to fold up your table. We're landing. 1610 01:26:40,480 --> 01:26:42,760 At the next intersection, turn right. 1611 01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:51,360 What are you doing? 1612 01:26:51,680 --> 01:26:52,680 What a traffic jam! 1613 01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:54,400 You didn't understand. 1614 01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:58,440 I understood. As say in Spain: Thief think all in condition. 1615 01:26:58,680 --> 01:27:00,360 Stop with the Spanish proverbs. 1616 01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:03,240 Your Spanish is incomprehensible. How could you teach me German? 1617 01:27:03,440 --> 01:27:04,520 No wonder I took classes behind your back. 1618 01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:06,320 Don't remind what you did behind back. 1619 01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:08,240 I leave face like pitta bread. 1620 01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:10,320 Stop being such pains in the ass! 1621 01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:12,280 I've got a big enough one as it is! 1622 01:27:12,480 --> 01:27:14,880 We won't make it, we won't make it. 1623 01:27:15,520 --> 01:27:16,960 Rafa, how often are the contractions? 1624 01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:18,160 I'll look now... 1625 01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:23,080 What is a contraction exactly? 1626 01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:25,520 That's one! 1627 01:27:25,680 --> 01:27:27,120 What'll we do? 1628 01:27:27,320 --> 01:27:28,760 Have a fucking game of cards. 1629 01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:31,960 You, forget about that gadget and turn left. 1630 01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:46,920 Where's the maternity hospital? 1631 01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:49,000 Isn't this the Castellana? 1632 01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:51,720 What you say? This is marathon. 1633 01:27:52,440 --> 01:27:54,240 This baby wants to see the winner, 1634 01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:55,680 because it's here now! 1635 01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:02,400 Thank you. 1636 01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:05,960 You don't do that! 1637 01:28:25,280 --> 01:28:26,520 So long. 1638 01:29:07,520 --> 01:29:08,600 Fuck, my hand! 1639 01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:10,920 Why don't you bite on a stick like in the movies? 1640 01:29:11,160 --> 01:29:13,080 Rafa, just find an ambulance or a doctor, OK? 1641 01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:15,960 No, don't worry, my hand's fine now, thanks. 1642 01:29:19,280 --> 01:29:22,160 Oh, for her? Right, right, I'm going... 1643 01:29:30,360 --> 01:29:34,960 Guys, I've just seen Hugo running the marathon, 1644 01:29:35,520 --> 01:29:38,520 but he was in tails, like Mr. Monopoly! 1645 01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:41,680 And I'm the one who isn't right in the head. 1646 01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:43,840 You'll never make it to my age. 1647 01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:46,680 Rafa, just go get doctor! 1648 01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:48,800 I'm g0il19- 1649 01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,000 At last! 1650 01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:51,360 Doctor? 1651 01:29:51,560 --> 01:29:52,640 Tell me, please. 1652 01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:55,880 The dilation? 1653 01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:57,640 Thank you. 1654 01:29:57,880 --> 01:29:59,880 We have to control the dilation. 1655 01:30:03,560 --> 01:30:04,720 Youlook. 1656 01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:06,680 I've got no business in there. 1657 01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:30,120 Carla! 1658 01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:33,600 Carla! 1659 01:30:35,760 --> 01:30:36,760 Sorry! 1660 01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:12,920 Hugo! What are you doing here? 1661 01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:16,880 And dressed like that. Where did you come from? 1662 01:31:17,080 --> 01:31:18,680 That's what I wanted to say. 1663 01:31:18,880 --> 01:31:20,040 You'll flip... 1664 01:31:20,360 --> 01:31:23,200 I was in the church and my father is right. 1665 01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:25,280 I've always wanted things I didn't want 1666 01:31:25,480 --> 01:31:27,440 and I realized in time... 1667 01:31:27,640 --> 01:31:30,840 There are 40,000 runners here, why piss me off? 1668 01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:35,560 Where does it say I have to put up with this guy? 1669 01:31:35,760 --> 01:31:37,000 Carla, wait! 1670 01:31:38,960 --> 01:31:40,480 I'm covered with blisters! 1671 01:31:43,480 --> 01:31:45,120 It's coming out! 1672 01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:46,400 I see its head! 1673 01:31:46,600 --> 01:31:47,920 Ask what I do! 1674 01:31:48,160 --> 01:31:49,400 Head... 1675 01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:51,640 Head sticking out! 1676 01:31:53,400 --> 01:31:55,520 - Pull it, pull it! - But how? By ears? 1677 01:31:55,720 --> 01:31:56,720 No, listen. 1678 01:31:56,920 --> 01:31:58,680 Make a pincer grip with your fingers 1679 01:31:58,880 --> 01:32:01,400 and turn the neck until you get the shoulder out. 1680 01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:03,080 Great, now he thinks he's a doctor. 1681 01:32:03,280 --> 01:32:07,000 No, that's how my daughter was born. You never forget a thing like that. 1682 01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:08,520 Push, Marisol! 1683 01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:11,480 Push, push! 1684 01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:16,400 I did it! 1685 01:32:16,600 --> 01:32:17,600 I did it! 1686 01:32:17,760 --> 01:32:19,320 I give birth to baby! 1687 01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:21,920 Don't cry, sweetheart, 1688 01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:23,600 you are with papa. 1689 01:32:24,920 --> 01:32:26,760 Did you say papa? 1690 01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:37,080 Isn't that great, Andrés? 1691 01:32:37,360 --> 01:32:39,560 We've helped bring a life into the world. 1692 01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:42,080 We'll never forget this. 1693 01:32:42,360 --> 01:32:44,920 For sure, this is an indelible memory, 1694 01:32:45,440 --> 01:32:46,800 indelible. 1695 01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:50,400 We haven't been introduced. I'm Andrés. 1696 01:32:57,280 --> 01:32:58,680 Carla, I can't go on! 1697 01:33:00,800 --> 01:33:01,920 For God's sake, stop! 1698 01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:03,400 Stop! 1699 01:33:03,480 --> 01:33:07,000 I've traveled 3,000 kilometers, looked for you among 50,000 people 1700 01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:09,200 and looked ridiculous in front of 200 guests 1701 01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:11,960 when I said to the priest: “I don't... 1702 01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:18,000 What? 1703 01:33:19,280 --> 01:33:20,440 You said “I don't"? 1704 01:33:21,920 --> 01:33:24,240 Yes. And if someone does that 1705 01:33:24,440 --> 01:33:27,640 he's either hopelessly in love or way off course! 1706 01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:38,680 They say the Germans are cold 1707 01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:40,720 but they can appreciate a good kiss. 1708 01:33:42,440 --> 01:33:44,040 I don't believe it! 1709 01:33:44,680 --> 01:33:46,760 I've finished my first marathon! 1710 01:33:47,840 --> 01:33:50,000 If I didn't have cramps I'd jump for joy. 1711 01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:52,840 It was you! 1712 01:33:58,120 --> 01:33:59,560 Who's the dopehead now? 1713 01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:01,080 You've got a fucking nerve! 1714 01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:03,120 Calm down, my fillings are still rattling. 1715 01:34:03,320 --> 01:34:04,400 And she kissed me! 1716 01:34:08,040 --> 01:34:09,640 It's great to see you! 1717 01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:11,840 She's been unbearable. 1718 01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:14,760 As you're dressed for a wedding, 1719 01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:17,800 you can kiss the bride. 1720 01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:35,000 OK, that's enough. 1721 01:34:37,760 --> 01:34:39,520 You don't have to use your tongue. 1722 01:34:41,040 --> 01:34:42,120 You hear? 1723 01:34:43,200 --> 01:34:44,200 You hear? 1724 01:34:57,840 --> 01:34:59,800 Hi, dad. I'm finally happy. 1725 01:35:00,120 --> 01:35:01,200 And this time it's true. 1726 01:35:01,760 --> 01:35:04,080 I chose the life I wanted, not the life I could. 1727 01:35:04,320 --> 01:35:06,560 You showed me that if you fight for what you want 1728 01:35:06,760 --> 01:35:08,320 life will reward you. 1729 01:35:09,960 --> 01:35:13,240 Scoundrels, that's what you are! 1730 01:35:14,200 --> 01:35:17,240 Houses without people, people without houses! 1731 01:35:17,440 --> 01:35:20,000 Houses without people, people without houses! 1732 01:35:20,200 --> 01:35:22,040 It's hard to be far from home, 1733 01:35:22,240 --> 01:35:24,280 but here we have each other. 1734 01:35:24,640 --> 01:35:27,280 Somehow, we've ended up forming a family. 1735 01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:30,400 Or at least something similar. 1736 01:35:32,720 --> 01:35:34,640 The way of emigrating may have changed 1737 01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:36,840 but emigrants are still the same. 1738 01:35:40,600 --> 01:35:43,000 I think it was Marx who said history repeats itself, 1739 01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:46,000 first as tragedy, and then as farce. 1740 01:35:47,920 --> 01:35:48,960 And it seems 1741 01:35:49,240 --> 01:35:52,520 we're part of the generation destined to be a joke. 1742 01:35:53,600 --> 01:35:54,640 Fucking unbelievable. 1743 01:35:54,920 --> 01:35:58,640 A year sweating over German and he gets a grant to China. 1744 01:35:58,840 --> 01:36:00,400 Don't buy the lottery this year! 1745 01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:03,880 - Rafa, we're trying to cheer him up. - No, I'm cheerful. 1746 01:36:04,120 --> 01:36:06,720 And I've picked up a flair for languages. 1747 01:36:11,960 --> 01:36:15,960 Good-morning, how-are-you? 1748 01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:34,920 Wrong, wrong, wrong! 1749 01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:38,440 All the spring rolls I've eaten are no help. 1750 01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:39,640 Silence! 1751 01:36:40,840 --> 01:36:42,120 My name is... 1752 01:36:44,520 --> 01:36:46,680 Wrong, wrong, wrong! 1753 01:36:47,640 --> 01:36:48,720 Say it again. 1754 01:36:48,920 --> 01:36:50,280 My name is... 1755 01:36:59,600 --> 01:37:00,800 Bollywood. 1756 01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:02,640 Wrong, wrong, wrong! 1757 01:37:05,160 --> 01:37:07,200 You are really pissing me off. 1758 01:37:10,960 --> 01:37:13,880 For Carla. We miss you every day. 1759 01:37:20,440 --> 01:37:21,760 My name is... 1760 01:37:25,120 --> 01:37:26,800 No, wait. 1761 01:37:28,640 --> 01:37:30,480 My name is Braulio. 1762 01:37:30,680 --> 01:37:32,520 Very good! 1763 01:37:32,720 --> 01:37:33,840 My name is Blalio. 1764 01:37:34,040 --> 01:37:37,360 No, it's not Blalio, It's Brau-lio. 1765 01:37:45,240 --> 01:37:46,520 Now I've got you. 1766 01:37:46,720 --> 01:37:48,840 It fucks you up, doesn't it? 1767 01:37:55,640 --> 01:37:58,640 It's lovely to speak your own language but... 1768 01:37:59,680 --> 01:38:01,680 B with R: bra. 1769 01:38:04,400 --> 01:38:06,760 No, you're not trying. Brass. 1770 01:38:07,960 --> 01:38:09,200 - Plane. - Brane. 1771 01:38:09,440 --> 01:38:12,960 Yes, brain. Your brain's in there. 1772 01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:25,040 - Door. - Dole. 1773 01:38:25,280 --> 01:38:27,360 - Brandenburg. - Blandenbulg. 1774 01:38:27,840 --> 01:38:29,800 He's got into a muddle. You don't know... 1775 01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:31,800 Teacher of Chinese... 1776 01:41:58,000 --> 01:42:03,280 Subtitles: Aracne Digital Cinema 123866