Original subtitles

O my dear chicken, look atthat.

Send the kid.

Palli, ask rickshaw guy to hold on, I'll finish pooping and come.

Hold on, Sure I'll insure that.

Hey, hello!

You always come alone, at least bring the kid along.

He's has gone to toilet. He'll be bit delayed.

Palli! Once again door got locked from outside.

Please wait for a while, he'll be here shortly.

You better ask village Chief to feed his grandson a bit less.

Madam, it's his daily routine.

Now you drop the kid at school, I am leaving.

"The guests who have come to the wedding so decked up"

"The guests who are here for the wedding so decked up"

"They'll run leaving plates behind they won't be able to use even spoon"

"I'll get them bashed up, I won't let your wedding go through.

"Your aunts are crying"

Leave my bag.

Punnu, go! Don't you have to take care of chickens?

What are you doing here?

Yeah, I will go later.

I have given chickens time after an hour.

Given appointment to chicks?

Get lost!

Don't finger chicks.

They will stop laying eggs.

God know why grandpa such bufioons on job.

"I'll beat up your wedding processession, not let you marry.

"I'll beat up your wedding processession, not let you marry.

"I shall uproot the pegs of tents"

"I shall uproot the pegs of tents"

"Shall loosen wires of the speaks"

"I shall not allow Jussy Gill to sing songs"

Palli, you look so happy?

Actually, our Mintu's rickshaw was missed..

...so I thought I'd drop him on my cycle.

Is it? So what's there to be so happy about?

Oh, yeah. This is the happiness about going to the village.

After so long I am gonna meet my dear friends.

The same dear frieds who you curse all day?

Curse I do. Wanted to do a lot in life..

"But did nothing.

What do you mean? - My friend Dipti.

All his life he kept borrowing money from me saying...

The day your friend becomes a big star like Dharmendan.

...I shall make you happy.

So has he done it? - What happiness?

Wanted to go to Mum bai and become hero Dharmendan.

"And he became a epic Ham Leea's female character.

What does your son do?

He is undertraining police officer.

He stays in police camp day night.

He has big dream s.

Shurpnakha! - Yes, brother?

Your nose is chopped off4? - Yes, brother.

You are laughing as if it's not my nose but a ribbon is cut.

Hey, your sister's nose is cut off. Go and take revenge.

By the way, looking at son's photo it appears"

...that this dashing young man does some exceptional work.

The alliances we arrange are always tops.

Hawan became hit because he abducted mother Sita.

Hey, director, make him understand, man!

Can he that I can.

Hey, I am already suffering from back sprain.

How'd I go and take revenge. Look, I have a belt on.

Who asked to you to become Hawan.

Hey, portray Hawn positive charter this time"

Don't show violence.

Guys, at least think of mytummy belt.

Rascal, should we change history for you?

You are strapped in belt, and audience will smoother us.

Hold on Hawan bro, I'll show you..

...how the sprain is treated.

Hawan bro, wait! Nobody will snare you. Hold on.

Now carry me.

Wait a minute, I've a call.

Hey!

Hey, be hurry. - Yes, daddy?

Damn you, if daddy calls four times you reply once.

Where are you? I am riding Hawan.

Don't force your dad to become bad like Hawan, I warn you.

Hurry, come home and die!

Hey, what happened?

Hawan fell.

Damn you, idiots!

Have heard Hawan burning many times but falling, I've heard first time.

What kind of Ham Leela (Epic drama) do you perform?

Hurry, come home you jokers.

Come on, I am coming.

Hey, come clean up.

I have phoned and called the maid.

You have some refreshment.

Mean while my son too will be here.

How long will it be for your son to come?

Just in five minutes.

Actually, as he left office his boss fell down.

How much is sari for! How much is it for!

Get aside! Get aside! Pull her sari, pull her sari!

Get lost! Go away!

Rascals!

Sis, your maid is here.

Yeah, tell me. What was the emergency?

Sister, your maid is damn big moutn.

Not the maid, Ma'am, actually he's the son.

What? He's your son? - Yes.

Come on let's leave here.

We were here to see a boy for our daughter not a girl.

Yeah, let's go. - Just a minutes, sir, sister.

Tell mewhich state police trains their men in ladies dress?

Yeah, let's go. Just a minute, brother.

Find a groom for him.

Yeah, tell me. Why did you call me?

There I've left the nose chopping scene and com e.

And here you've my nose chopped. They were here to see you.

All village was there to see us, you should have brought them there.

You dramatist! They were here to finalize your alliance.

Couldn't you have taken of your sari and come, idiot!

You were in tearing hurry and told me to hurry up.

Don't you know how long it takes to take off the sari.

Rascal, do I take off saris?

Even then you know how long it takes.

I shall slap you hard!

Everyone is spitting on my name in the village.

Tell me something.

You could only find this role in Fiamlila?2

You know what the entire village says?

My features match with that of Shurnpakha's. Yeah.

You mom witch and I look to you a demon.

Earlier when I used to go around people said, Jagdeep Singh is going.

And now they say, Shurnapkha's daddy is going.

Now listen to me.

After today if I see you in the guise of Shurnpakha..

...Laxrnn would cut your nose later, but I shall behead your first.

Wonderful, daddy! You won't let Hindu's and Sikhs live in peace.

I will slap you, damn you!

Poor fellow.

So what went wrong with your other friend?

The wrong which happens to them let God not that happen to anyone.

He got well educated.

Also fell in love with a nice girl.

Then?

But he could'n marry her. - “my?

You must have heard parents being belittled due to their children..

...but I think he the first child in the world".

"Who is belittled due to his father.

"Funeral Matrial Shop"

Hello, Lalaji! - Hello.

Hey, your old man died today and how come you're back?

Our old man did not die at all.

Actually he watched spiritual channel Asha..

...holding his breath and practcing Yoga.

And we thought he is gone for good..

...and we bought funeral material.

Now take back that material and return 1000 bucks.

If your old man did not die, it's fault.

You should be happy that your old man survived.

And here you're cribbing for 1000 bucks!

Goods sold once isn't taken back.

Hey, we aren't crying for 1000 bucks.

But what are we going to do keeping funeral material at home?

What you say is sensible.

Son, Naviot! - Yes, uncle.

How is your grandma?

What to say uncle, doctors too have lost hope.

They say better take her home and nurse her.

She may pop off any day.

Hey, the job is done. His granny is gonna pop off.

You better sell off your funeral material to him at 50% discount.

You'll be better off. Go, quick. - Yeah, let's go.

Brother, Sahani! We've heard of your granny.

We have funeral materials take it from us at 50% discount.

Also you will be benefited. Here take it.

Damn you! Wait! I'll make you profit!

Get lost, you...! May you be doomed.

Look, how they fled!

Wanted to return goods to me.

They just come for nothing.

Dad, why are out to disgrace me in the village?

Sometime at least talk in my favour! - What side?

Now you're grown up guy, help your father in the shop.

Let both of us together bring up this business further.

Is this some kind of business, selling funeral materials?

Son, we shall make some money. Tomorrow you are to be married too.

Dad, the respect which you carry in this village...

"forget about a bride no one will even be your pallbearer.

Next month the boy's family are coming to see me.

Either change your business 1 shortly".

...or change your father.

Why are you being tensed?

I have already told dad. He'll change business.

Then what will he do?

Would put up a sugarcane stall.

And what will you do?

Now, do you expect my dad to feed sugarcane in expeller in this age!

I will have to that.

Bravo!

An MBA, now you gonna extract juice for sugarcane? - Hello!

Not MBA, I've studied just up to BA. Just a Graduate.

Oh yeah! But you must say MBA to my dad.

You may tell him, I'm a scientist, but let me extract juice.

Why? Won't my dad ask me..

"What kind of scientist is he, who extracts juice? -Come on!

Hasn't you daddy heard the song...

"Have your bread with honor, even if you've to polish shoes"

Jas, the song you're talking about"

"after the wedding you won't be able to buy it's CC even.

And how are you going to meet other expense?

Look, I may not be much yet a little emotional girl.

Instead of breaking relation after marriage..

...It's better that I break your heart today

You've a month's time.

Either find a good job..

...or start drinking some branded alcohol.

Of course, your heart is gonna break, at least save your kidney.

Guys!

Even my Laadi has given me ultimatum.

Said, either find a job within a month..

"Elses I won't be found too.

Is she some kid that she would be lost?

Rascals, worry about me.

If my father does not allow me to let off my acting bug..

"This bug would eat me inside out.

Some day I'd collapse like rotten roof eaten by termites.

If my girl marries somewhere else..

...the you burn me with the beams of your fallen beams.

Don't even think of it. Do you know how costly wood is?

Damn you! You guys keep bemoaning on you plight.

Never fight with your plight.

'Will fight. We'll fight.

Sid down, damn you!

0k, I will go and rehearse it.

Whose father would wish that his son goes around wearing sari?

Hey, lover boy! Hey!

Hey, why don't you listen? He's talking to you.

Look bro. It's damn difficult to find a nice girl in life.

And once you find her, then don't lose her..

...or you won't settle at all.

Of course, time is asleep..

"But our sleeping conscience will have to be woken up.

Or else, it will too late.

But what should we do?

Show it to the world..

...the useless you appear, you aren't that.

Buddy, wonderful! - You are really are something.

Buddy, wonderful! - You are really are something.

Going to stay in the city? - Yes.

Here you don't allow me to do acting"

...I'll go to city and become actor Dh arm en dar.

Hey, here you've have put me to shame.

Are you going to put Dharmendar to shame going to the city?

You'll get a hard slap.

Jass, you do know, you only have 25 day's time.

Otherwise my daddy will marry me somewhere else.

And you know, I don't want to lose you.

Why are you being tensed?

I shall get a job within 25 days. - Yeah?

Go and die in the city!

Throw my other bag too.

You've all your clothe in that bag, what's there in this?

My saris.

Damn you!

Laadi, I will miss you a lot when I am in city.

I'll give you miss calls you make sure that you call back.

And if someone teases you after I left..

...then just give me a ring, I will abuse him on phoneitself.

Don't worry.

As is, the one who teased me he's going with you.

Brother, I am telling you...

Hey, finish talking soon I've to fight your seat here. - Coming.

Hne. I am leaving. Take care. Bye.

Come on now! - Hey, Jass..

"Have your meals on time.

And Keep your distance form this Dipti.

Hey, you go back. He is here.

Go back. Let him sit.

Dipti, buy my ticket, ok.

From where have all these flies come from?

Come on. For how many days your in town?

'L'lll the time four pallbearers do not carry me off.

Oh! Have thought of great achievements! Yeah?

Hey, I am talking of funeral.

Yeah, where will you stay?

Brother, you're the one who woke up our sleeping conscience

We are gonna sleep with you.

I sleep at the poultry farm, how can I accommodate you.

Don't you worry. We'll adjust with the chickens and sleep with them.

Oh,no man!

We aren't gonna eat your chickens.

As it is, we've turned vegetarian since yesterday.

It's not that, man. They peck.

Hey, now what we have boasted back at the village"

...now if go back village folk would kill us with their taunts.

Not this is final.

As long we settle in life, we won't return home.

Now only our bodies will go back to village.

We too will adjust with the chickens here.

Bro, it's you who'll have to adjust Please do it.

Palli brother, please adjust, man!

Do it., - Brother!

Brother, please adjust us. Please.

You are so sweet! - All right.

You can be accommodated with one guy.

Who's he? - My star friend Babbu.

Maan? - Oh, no!

Babbu Kiripuriya.

Babbu N Nrlpuflya'! - Yeah.

I have heard that they flow flowers in Kirtpur..

"But haven't heard of someone becoming star from there.

"0 Jungu, laid the table cover it with table cover"

"And you guy, laid out the glasses"

"0 Jungu, laid the table cover it with table cover"

"And you guy, laid out the glasses"

"We shall have chicken along with drinks"

"It's time now, drinkers would call"

"Few will be gentlemen, and few will be fighter cocks"

"But we don't bother with both of them"

"We eat drink and make merry"

"It's time now, drinkers would call"

"It's time now, drinkers would call"

"It's time now, drinkers would call"

"It's time now, drinkers would..."

"It's time now, drinkers would call"

"It's time now, drinkers would call"

"It's time now, drinkers would call"

"It's time now, drinkers would..."

Babbu! - Yes, sir.

Babbu! - Yes, sir.

Bro, your song went well.

Sir, fine. It's your... - Here is your payment.

Just five hundred bucks?

Even a spot boys take 700 hundred bucks, sir.

Buddy, spot boy is valued. No one asks you.

And the day you'd be hit, ask money that day.

Come on, after today you'll be the one, who'll perform after this video.

Oh God!

Bro, Babbu! - Paali, you? - How are you?

I am good. Tell me, how are you?

Bro, here are two friends from my village.

He is Dipti. - How are you?

He is Jass. - How are you?

They want a place to stay.

You are doing so well, man.

Come on, I've never took it to my head.

Please sign here.

Come on, I am talking. Come later for autograph.

Hello, let autograph go to hell.

I'm the accountant. The 500 bucks you just took..

...I want a receipt for it. Plant your signature here.

Oh...

No problem, we are the same.

Come on men, I'm also looking for music teacher's job.

The day I get it, I shall do what I like.

By the way, you were talking about a place to stay?

Will it be all right where I put up now?

What do you mean?

We shall put up a mat just below you and sleep.

I myself sleep on floor, how'd you put a mat below me?

My landlord charges 1500 rent.

Each of us would pay 1500 and stay.

All right. - What all right? Where do I've 1500?

Even my bus ticket was brought by this guy.

Hey, I lied that I bought it.

Damn you, you have travelled with out ti ck et.

All together we have only 5 or 600 rupees.

Bro, do this. You pay up the rent for this month.

When we take up a job we'll pay back.

Come on, I myself am striving for little money.

How'd I pay 4500?

You guys are in a bad shape.

What do you do?

Me? - Yes.

L... l...

Soon he'll be a clerk.

Not him, I asked about you?

Oh!I...l...

This guy is in acting.

If not today, tomorrow he will get a job of clerk..

"And this guy will be a star.

Come on, bro. Adjust somehow.

Ad]uslment...?

Yeah, a scheme could work. - Which?

If you come after my landlord goes to bed...

"and go out before he wakes up...

Yeah.

Then you can stay totally free.

Tell me, what you say? - Yeah, fine.

Has anyone seen flaying cow's horns?

And Paali, at the sametime when our stay is free..

...you too join us.

Okay, pick up your bags. Come.

Hey, wait here.

Dog could have bitten us.

Be quiet.

Hey, seems my landlord is fast asleep.

I'll go and put the lights off. Come through the window.

All right. - Okay.

He is there. - Come. Let's go.

Hold this.

Hock Star! Hock Star! - Damn you, stop it.

Come on settle down. - Am I responsible for you...

Here put the mat. - Sit down.

The guy has made a pillow of me.

Get up. Hey, get up. It's morning.

Let me sleep, man. Not going for morning walk.

You guys will be in trouble and put me in trouble too.

Okay, make some tea.

Come on get up? - It's not granny's place?

Do this, drink two glasses water from our makeshift fridge.

You keep quite! Put on clothes and get lost from here.

Hey, when brother is asking to go then leave.

Damn you, you'll get thrashed and get me beaten too..

Now better vanish.

Today getting 1500 is a must, why not if have to pickpocket.

All have harassed me. Now handover that T shirt.

Take.

It's too high.

Before we're accused of theft, better let's find some job first.

Devil does not laugh like this.

Bit loud!

Oof! Will some one tell him how to laugh.

Too good a devil!

Thank you. I've never been proud.

Tell me how do you aci so well as devil?

Actually, my daddy told me, when I was about to born..

...my mummy crossed over some evil magic line.

Wham?

This is nothing, last year I got the award of Best Devil of the Year.

I never heard of this award ever?

Actually a little while ago our village council has started it.

Oh, oh! So, Mr. Devil...

Not Devil. They call me Dipti.

Oh!

Here is the advance.

200 for the rehearsal and 1000 bucks per show.

No problem, I will do it for you.

Along with the Western we also run classical..

"I really loved it as I've found someone more beautiful than you?

"Now I don't miss you at all, I have found someone better"

Yes, sir?

He's our new music teacher, Babbu Kirtpuriya.

I have met him earlier. On a shooting.

Really? - Yes.

Okay. You introduce him to the students.

I will see you later.

Good luck. - Thank you.

Come I will introduce you to my students.

Pooia, ManpreeL.

"Shivani, Shablin..

Gurpreet.

Mr. Babu?

Mr. Kirtpuriya,' - Oh! '

Yes?

So when are you joining?

I feel like not leaving at all.

But the classes are about to be over.

Is that so? - Yes.

0k, then we shall meet tomorrow.

Good bye, then.

Okay, kids. My hearty good bye!

Bye, sir. - Let's continue.

Man, Babbu says that constable is on night duty.

Then why the sounds coming from inside?

Come on I am tired.

Come on, we can't wait for him.

I say, let's jump in through the window.

I have to go for rehearsal too in the morning.

Damn that I let your conscience wake up.

My sleep is also tossed off.

Come on, brother! Find someiob at least we'll have a house.

Today we did worn out our shoes.\lt will take some time.

Hey!

Guess what?

Does he say go up and sleep? - No, man!

What happened?

Rascals, I got a job! A job.

What? - Of a Music Teacher.

8000 bucks a month.

Tomorrow I will take you to the move 'Bhag Milkha Bhag'.

I too got a role in a drama. But don't ask about money?

So where's the drink?

L mean Pam/P

Dummy, you said you'd not party unless you are set.

Who knows when he'll settle.

At least let's drink and settle.

Cheers!

Guys, even say cheers on fourth peg!

Guys, a totally new song... - Keep it coming.

Right now I have made it for you.

Must be the some rubbish... - Listen to the song.

Should I start loudly'?

Wow! Wonderful!

Give him the beats.

"We two birds study in college"

"That's why we have the perspective"

"And sitting on the top of the bust, we...

...we study, we study"

"My white Lansar car keeps moving fast and fast"

Babbu! Hey, Babbu! Open the door.

Who's spilled the dustbin outside?

Babbu, open the door!

Can't you hear?

Who drank here?

Get it's trouble now. - Who's with you?

Get up, the landlord is here.

Hun guys, run.

Hun Dipti run.

Hun, run.

He has mugged up the movie name Bhag Milkha Bhag, making us run.

Come on. Let's go. Here is the bottle.

Be careful.

Hey, you are stuck now get moving fast.

I am getting suffocated.

You get aside.

Who is he?

I don't know. - You don't know?

Come on, bring the Guggu's sari.

Damn you, Guggu is a carpenter.

Okay, than apply some oil so we can slip off.

It's not Guggu's shop that he will give you oil.

Then apply grease.

Do you think it's a workshop the you'll get grease?

Here take your baggage, and if I ever see you around here..

...I shall have you arrested and get you beaten up good.

Get lost you useless fellows.

I was so well settled here..

...these guys came and uprooted me too.

My foot, you were set! You were living a dilapidated house.

I will stone you! Who spilled the dustbin?

How would we know in drunk condition who did it!

Now I don't know where will I live.

Have courage. We'll do something.

We 4 were living here in 1500 how'd you find cheaper place.

I can't understand what's there for look for.

The windows are broken, we will climb up the pipe and get in.

Damn you! - Why did not you like it?

Look, we will find some cheap place in town.

Comelefs go

Come, lefs go.

We will find some place, man.

Whether me, Mr. Kripal Singh Gill, gets a few bucks less..

...I'm least bothered.

Because I have happily retired as Subedar Major from the army.

But, tell me something truthfully.

Are both of you bachelors?

Yes, sir. We're bachelors.

How proudly they are saying bachelors"

"as if they are on highest post in the army!

Sorry young men, no home.

But why can't we get the house?

You're looking for an house, and I'd not attend your funeral even.

We didn't get it?

It's my father who had made me understand"

...son, never keep a broom erect and keep a bachelor tenant in life.

Why'd you hate bachelors so much?

Hate? I have a young niece in house.

So how can a have two bachelor mustangs at home?

I haven't even allowe to hang bachelor's calendar here.

Uncle, you've totally diverted the topic.

Sorry, young men. No room for bachelors.

Who told you we are bachelors?

We both have wives who are married.

StFflge!

I have heard the bachelors have sisters"

"but they have wives too, I've found today.

Why, did you get married and then donated them to someone?

You didn't understand, sir.

We are married. But the Chhada is our cast.

Myself, Palli Chhada. This is my cousin Jass Chhada.

I've heard of Chhada many times, but Chhada is some cast, no.

Okay, sit down now.

However, no one even gives even hands over a calf to such a bad cast.

"People, so how could anyone has give their daughter to you.

Certainly there must be fault with the girl's folk.

However.

I might as well rent out to you, I've no problem.

But note one thing very clearly.

If tomorrow, anything otherwise happens to my niece..

...then take it, your misuses too will not survive.

Because, this Subedar Major, Kirpal Singh is also a bachelor.

How could you say that you are married?

But from where are you going to bring woman?

It will...

That too is arranged.

Now, apart from the house they are also ready with woman.

"Damn it, I've become a husband"

"Damn it, I've become a husband"

Yeah. - Dipti, not the husband but wife.

What do you mean? - Say.

Look.

As you portrayed Shurpakha in the village"

"similarly you wear saris and stay in this house.

Stay as my wife.

You go to hell!

Instead of sleeping with you I'd prefer to stay on railway station.

We aren't so bad. With how difficulty we found a house.

Make him understand.

Come around, man.

Also you get wonderful blouses here.

I'll slap you! I'm here to be a hero and you're making me heroine?

Oh!

So you've made me a Sainay Dutt of the street"

...and you are becoming a hero Dharmendar.

Buddy, till the time we don't get a house..

...till then wear a sari, man!

Dipti, look if we don't get a roof over my head..

...then you can continue to roam around in village wearing a sari.

Come on, man. Agree. Please.

Now this has started, don't know what else we'll have to do in future.

Okay, all right buddies.

Great! This called a friend.

But don't get me killed by putting me in ladies sari.

Hey, listen. Will all three will have one wife?

Damn, will you become the second wife.

You go to hell! - When it comes to you, are blouses are over?

Oh, no guys. lfl wear a blouse my stomach will be seen.

Come on, will your navel turn black?

Then why not wear a dress. And also I have heard..

...you get wonderful Punjabi dresses here.

Yeah, wearing sari is a tough job, I too will wear a dress.

Come, no quickly order tea.

We also have to get waxing done.

Yeah.

Hey!

She's Neeru. - Hello, sir.

Neeru Baiwa?

No, Nam Ghhada.

Ans she's is Pinki.

From Moga?

No, Pnki Chhada.

I fail to understand this..

"That you've such beautiful wives"

...yet you had such problem finding a house?

Actually this is the thing that they are beautiful.

Wherever we went we found the landlords lechers.

When we brothers went for theiob, we used to tell them..

...to keep watch on them.

Forget about watching they eyed them.

By the way, Mr. Subedar sir, you aren't that kind, are you?

Wham?

I mean, is your intention good?

Does intentions take time to change? - What?

Oh I mean, you are so beautiful.

...so where lied the fault with the landlords?

However, tell me..

"Between two of your, who is whose husband?

Wham?

He's my husband.

Both?

No, he alone.

Oh, and he is Neelu's hubby.

Oh!

I thought both of them are your husbands. - No.

And you are alone.

My father was right.

...a soldire is known by his rifle and a mare is known from itds lineage.

And still if you find the place upstairs less..

...then one of you can come down and stay with me.

And for that you may pay me less rent.

No, we shall pay you the full rent..

...and also get adjusted upstairs.

Of course, no one will adisut with me.

I mean, when I was in army"

...in one tent we 20 guys used to get adjusted.

Oh God!

Look.

Uncle!

Hi, Jasmieet!

Come dear.

Meet her.

She's my niece..

"And they are our new tenants.

Hello. - Hello. - She's my wife Neeru.

Hello! - Hello.

She's my beautiful wife Pinki Chhada.

Hello...

Hello.

You?

Your face is exactly like...

No, it does not resemble anyone.

With whom, by the way?

With our new Music Teacher Babbu.

It seems he is standing in a ladies dress.

Is it my fault?

He's my twin brother two years younger to me.

'If Iait a minute!

Here atwin is not considered even if he is born two minutes late.

So how could he be two years younger brother?

No, Subedar sir..

"Actually their faces are so alike, so alike..

...that people lovingly call them twins.

Oh! So if you say..

...then it's possible they are twins.

Does he know that you've come here to stay.'

No.

So we'll call him tomorrow.

No. We hate together.

It's not hate together. It's hate each other.

Whatever it is. You understood, isn't it?

You explained and I understood.

If you are finished with your enquiries and interference"

...could we go to our room?

No.

I had just a request".

"That your dinner is with me.

So nice.

Because it's our tradition..

.That on the first day we do not let new bride to go in kitchen.

No. But it's tradition in his place"

...that on the very first day they put new bride to work.

Come, take the bags.

Come on, bring it.

Thank you sir.

Thank you. - Come on quick.

I made a mistake.

I should have put them in room downstairs.

So you could only find this house to stay?

Did we know..

"That you keep playing music everywhere.

Hey, don't talk nonsense.

I am the star of tomorrow.

Damn star!

As it is nobody know you and where not needed they recon you.

Let that be. Now what should we do about twin brother problem?

Look bro. Between brother and sister one should walk limping.

Jasmeet will then believe that you two are different.

And what should I do, that old man is trying to make me.

New“!

Pink“.!

Now put on your wigs and run.

Ask old stop making passes and ring the bell at least.

Hide.

Maw come in'!?

You are already in.

Our door sill begins from here.

Com e. Please com e.

I have brought dinner for you.

You must not have cooked today

But why are you guys so baffled.

Oh, it's not that.

...It's a new place that's why.

Why what's wrong with new place?

I can't see you wives?

Actually they are bathing.

Both together?

To apply soap on each other's back.

As your hand can't reach the entire back.

Of course no one's hand can completely reach the back.

Look at me, I never realized it.

Otherwise I too could have made me soap at my back.

How careful ladies are about their health.

And men are so careless.

When will they come out.

They will take some time.

Once they go in, they get into the tub and play like children.

They haven't come out of their childhood..

"And my youth is dying looking at them.

What? - Nothing.

If I go in right now and give them my message it won't look nice.

So convey my message when they come out

...that I personally cooked dinner for them and brought.

I'll leave now.

Okay. Bye.

By the way, why not knock once again, they might come out.

Oh, no. It certainly will take some time.

Okay then.

All my efforts went futile.

Come out. Hey, come out.

He left? - He was here with food.

Are we labouring for him that he came to give us food.

He wasn't here to give us food, he came to shock us here.

If not today, tomorrow we will be caught.

Man the more you are scared, he will doubt more.

At least talk to this uncle and nice with such confidence..

"That even if you send you for a medical test you prove a woman.

What do you mean?

I mean, confidence.

Mr. Babbu!

How are you. - I'm good. How about you?

I am good. I met your sister.

Yeah 7

Was she alone or her husband was with her.

She was with her hubby.

Do they stay together?

And why did you rent your house to them?

How do you know, they've come to our place?

I have a sharp sixth sense.

You tell me half and I understand the full thing.

Now, they were looking for a rented house.

I felt they might have come to your place.

Yeah, they have rented at our place.

But why do you sibling hate each other so much?

Actually, I have a long running fued with my sister's clan.

You have one and the same clan.

How could it be feud in the same clan?

Come on, isn't her clan different when she got married?

It comes from that side.

Otherwise I have nothing against her.

And what's the problem with the brother-in-law?

Many times when we sat on drinks he threw gospels at me.

I've heard of tantrums but what this throwing gospels is?

Come on, leave it now. I am already so confused.

I mean, it's aching.

Shouldn't we go and have a some tea?

0k, lefs go. - Come along.

I had come here to be a hero like Dharmendra..

Rascals, have turned me into heroine like Hema Malini.

O my Lord!

First time Major Katal Singh, with the chicken legs..

...Is going to try and impress Neeru. Pardon, I'm not blemished.

I am your soldier, my sweetie!

O my sweetie!

Your love makes my heart beats like drum, O my sweefie!

0 my, Sweetie!

Come on rascals!

I shall teach you a lesson today. Come on, son.

Surprise!

Oh, you broke my arm!

Oh, you broke my arm! Open the door, quick.

Are you going to make me lame?

Open the door now.

Sorry.

I thought it was just an arm..

...so I was very scared.

However, what brings you here?

I have brought Tanduri Chicken for you.

But you made mincemeat of m y arm.

You may eat either of it now. Choice is yours.

By the was, how did you think of chicken today.'

I thought, only we two soul are at hom e..

...so why not have lunch together.

Also when soul is afire within..

...then why to heat or cook on separate stoves.

Fire within? - Yes.

You've acidity? - Damn!

If I had acidity, would I come with the chicken?

Wouldn'tl have had antacid in my hand.

It's not acidity, I've love's acidity.

Oh my God!

I've often heard of DDT..

"But what's this love's DDT?

It's a very strange ailment.

I will explain. The warms of this love-acidity"

"makes a soul wander.

God!

Let me be.

I will go and warm the chicken.

Why wasie time to warm up..

"You could have let it be in hands it would have warm ed up.

He is looking as if he had never seen something

Did my sweetie say something?

No.

Here take it.

Partake chicken.

Ladies first

No, you first

No, you first

Damn you, eat. - Did you say something?

Please have.

Sure?

Please.

Why is it so bitter?

Oh, I had burnt it.

Sol applied anti-burn cream on it.

Now call me sweetie!

Damn, was acting as lover!

Now throw out.

Wanted to make me thorow out.

We're here.

Come on kid. Com e.

Ma'am take his school bag too.

Here it is.

Oh.

What's wrong?

Madam, tyre is burst.

Now when'!?

Now you've have step down.

How'd I go home now? Do something.

0k, I'll try inflating tyre with my mouth.

What's wrong?

Tyre punctured. Will you repair it?

I can't, but I can help you.

How'd that be?

I will drop your passenger on my bicycle.

After all I am a brother.

Oh yeah?

Hey, not hers. Yours.

Madam , com e.

Oh, no. That... - All right then.

Remove that wheel and give it to me.

What's it to me. I will get it repaired. It might take an hour

Oh, no, bro. Madam, you better go with him.

Instead of going on foot in such a head, cycle would be better.

Come on, don't worry.

Please come.

Sit.

It's too hot!

Com e, sit.

Shall we?

0k, Maddi. Get your puncture repaired.

You be careful. In your excitement don't let make madam fall off.

Madam ! - Yes?

Would you mind if I say something.

Maw I?

Next week I'm organizing Shabir (Mass Sherbet distribution).

Will you come?

Oh, Shaw'! - 'ix.

I felt that...

Oh, did you feel it's some feast?

No problem . I'd arrange for a feast too.

Then, should I note down your name?

Where you've to note the name?

Actually, we're preparing a list.

Wham?

Who is this girl with him?

Okay, here's my house.

Madam, you did not reply. You'd come, won't you?

All right, I wlll try.

Make sure to bring a pot too.

But don't write my name in any list.

There's not list maintained for the festival.

All right.

Thanks for dropping me.

I too thank you.

Hey, where are you off to?

You'd get me killed!

If wanna talk loudly, talk in ladies' voice.

Where are you going?

To work. Where else?

And you? - For the interview.

Everyday you guys walk off. Am I here to knit a sweater?

What would Subedar thing, everyday women go out of house?

Dose not she go out too?

Damn you, it's my helplessness.

I am helpless, sis. With great difficult I got a job.

Oh yeah, I am on official leave. Don't I've to attend work too?

I too have some dream s. My youth will be gone, due to you.

So what's wrong with your youth.

Why do you make an issue of minor things.

If it is so, let's part today.

My God!

Today I realized, what woman have to go through.

You've to lose a lot to achieve something in life.

Also, aren't we too have big dreams in life?

Enough now. I am leaving.

It's time for my interview. - Go.

You're here?

What now?

I was here to give this sweet.

Is it Sankrant festival today?

No. Actually these sweets were for a ceremony, it was not done..

...so I thought I should give it to you.

I will give it to them.

Sure? - Yeah.

Ask Neeru to eat it.

I have cooked it with my own hands.

All right. I will tell her.

Damn the sweets too did not help.

Says he cooked it with hand, do you cook with feet?

Eat Mrs. Subedar, your Mister has brought sweets for you.

Subedar!

Subedar, screw you! - Hey, don't!

Did notl tell you that Subedar is keeping an eye on us.

Bro, as long as we aren't set, please be calm.

Enough. He accepts. Let's go.

Sister, keep your wig with yourself.

Bye! - Hell with your bye!

"0 beautiful lass, do you mind..."

"Beautiful lass, do you mind..."

"...if I say what's in my heart?"

Try singing on higher note.

"0 beautiful lass, do you mind..."

"0 beautiful lass, do you mind..."

"...if I say what's in my heart?"

On first call I got scared.

On the second call I went inside the home.

On third call, you straight away came and knocked at the door.

Sorry.

Subedar Major Kirpal Singh, entered without knocking.

I shall enter again. You continue.

But pardon me.

Is this some new yoga pose of Baba Ham dev?

Oh.

Oh, no.

Actually, when I am sad"

...I lift my legs like that and do this yoga posture.

Strange.

I had heard, if a one is happy his feet do not touch ground..

"But they go up like this, I know it today.

However, I am here because..

...when I saw the arguments going on with you..

...so I, Subedar Major felt very bad.

Oh, it means, you are know of everything?

I have even found what's inside you.

But I am not at fault at all.

This woman business is all due to them.

Men arelikethat.

Leaving beautiful woman behind other rubbish woman.

(“Here woman'! - 'ix.

Oh, don't remind me! I'm destroyed! I'm devastated.

Your life is destroyed. Not your fate.

But don't worry. I'll not let anything be destroyed.

Now, listen to me.

You too act the same way as your husband behaves.

I did not get you?

English have a awonderful thing.

Extramarital affair. You too should have one.

But I am not used to having English affairs.

Have I asked you to fire some NASA missile ?

I only asked you to have an exira marital affair outside.

But no one knows me outside?

Then begin in inside. So don't have to step outside.

No, I will be a sinner.

The way my condition is inside, I'd say it won't be any sin.

You'll be a sinner, if I ask you to sail in two boats.

Divorce Paali, and marry a jolly fellow.

Mister Subedar!

For your information, there is no post of Mister Subedar in army.

And also my father had said...

A sage's female devotee and soldiers girlfriend..

...Is never deceived.

Do you understand, Mrs. Chhada?

Please don't call me Mrs. Chhada.

I feel like a man. - Fine. I won't.

So could I henceforth call you Mrs. Chhadi?

God!

"Red damsel standing on a field"

"How well she fought"

Who is it?

Happy you?

Uncle... You are in flying too high?

Then you've only seen uncle on his initial flight.

You have never seen him soaring.

How dare you come to my house?

Had notl told you vacate this house by 31st of this month.

Is it your father's property?

Whatever the share I have already paid.

So why are you here to collect?

I want this house too, uncle.

Guys, what are you looking at, throw the uncle out!

Try touching me.

You better watch. We shall throw you.

Hey, I was just joking.

Joke and with us?

Who will I joke with"

...I am only joking with my nephew.

I was just making up things, Please let me go.

Take him away.

Let him go.

Uncle!

You have bought an aunt, and didn't inform us?

Come here.

You want the house, isn't it? - Yes.

Given.

It's in your mouth the house is...

I mean sweets in your mouth.

Made me happy. Once again call aunt.

Okay. I said aunt again.

Guys, let uncle off and catch aunt.

If they had any issues, there will be more claimant of the hosue.

You mad fellows. lam his tenant.

The way uncleis mad after her now".

...he won't take much time for him to make her the owner.

This Shorty talks too much.

Shameless!

Don't hold me there, we've hair there.

You haven't still seen mine yet. I mean, everyone has them.

Catch hold of aunt!

My Habon goggles!

I shall show you now.

Damn you, touching my Neeru!

Trying to hold my Neeru!

Even I haven't held her so close!

Rascal, I shall teach you lesson.

Look, aunt. What's woman got to do in men's fight. Men get hurt.

I shall put on Tommy brand now.

Go to hell!

Rascals, his branded clothes with him.

Capture him!

Upfront there is fire and behind it's aunt.

No. No.

No. No.

Jump.

This way?

Not this kind.

Enough now. Will you feed me curd and make me curdle.

Take it away. I wanna eat.

Sweety, at least pick up the phone.

Go it. Got the house vacated?

Such goons, cannot even get bus seat vacated"

"forget about the house.

What actually happened?

Can't you see our injuries?

So you got beaten up? - No, roof fell over us.

How is it possible?

Buddy, my baddies never got beaten up ever.

Of course they did not get beat from man, but got it from woman.

Hey, Pidya!

Why did not I die before I could here this!

Is this fellow a doctor? How'd he know why you didn't die?

But friend, see the courage of my men..

"Despite being thrashed so badly they have brought you back.

What goons? They are lkie cowards.

Happy, why are you discouraging me?

If I wasn't on medical leave today"

...I'd have personally come and got your uncle's house evicted.

Who asked you to learn cycling in this age?

You aren't the one who can take up a goon's job.

Return my money, I will hire someone better to do my job.

Buddy, I have paid 20000 hospital bill from your money.

Where is the money now? - So give me a cheque.

We goons don't have any cheque of anything such.

Just, give me more chance.

Then I shall personally come and get your uncle's house vacated.

If I don't, then do what you like.

I proposed an album. Miss Pooia does not agree.

Is it?

Where do you stay?

I am at Baiwa Street.

Hey, I too stay there.

I never came across you?

Don't you stay on the Bajwa Street of Kahard, right?

Yes. I stay in Moga's Baiwa street.

Recently I have come here, Aieet Naagr area.

Alone?

Too much, miss. - Yes?

Now... I mean, as I have job now..

...so I'll also find a life partner soon.

You." 7 - You.__7

Hereis my house.

Oh, no.

Come in, meet with your sister and go.

Brother-in-law isn't home right now.

But he's in sister's heart.

As long he is out of her heart".

...I will not meet.

Let God remove your animosity from within your hearts.

Here is the money.

What's this? Just now you said you are with me.

No, I have the money.

No let it be.

Also just for a few bucks".

...I am not gonnalose such a nice girl. - What?

Nothing. You just let it be.

All right.

Thank you.

See you. Bye.

Bye, bye.

Come on, move.

Stop. Aieet Nagar is here.

Bro, we've hardly moved?

Did not I tell you it's here? Now go.

I shall change this route from tomorrow.

God.

Again I'll have to change in to Pinki.

Jasmeet.

Laadi, you here?

Yes.

So suddenly, without informing?

Yeah, I am here to surprise.

So, sweet.

No, not to you. - What?

Someone special.

Someone special? And you didn't even tell me.

Jasmeet!

Piniki, sis-in-law, you have com e?

She's my friend Laadi.

Hi, Laadi. - Hello.

You know, I met your brother.

Don't tell me. You know, I hate him.

The boy is good.

But he's against our marriage.

Many times he even raised hands on my husband.

However.

Me too am sitting talking about myself

I mean, I am standing and talking about myself.

He must be here now. I will make a move.

Okay. - Bye! Bye.

Bye, Laadi! - Bye, sis-in-law.

Bye.

Their entire familyis a bit eccentric.

Comelefs go in.

Sit.

Now tell me, you found a guy and did not even tell me?

Actually, nothing is finalized with my folk.

In fact, I have told my daddy that I am here to meet you.

If he calls, please handle it.

Where does the boy stay?

He stay here in this very city.

0k, have a seat. I will get you some tea.

Jass!

When you come early, at least tidy up the home.

Why do you go on to build muscles with ladies dress?

Also, at least remove these accessories.

If they are ruined, from where will we get them?

Hey, listen.

Hsrt of all I work for you, and then listen too?

It won't do.

I mean, please don't quarrel with me like this.

I am married to you.

Hey, why are you so loving?

Is it the first time?

Oh, so if it is so..

...then please make tea for you husband.

Cook for him.

Right now I'll get it.

Come, Laadi sis.

Laadi !

Getlost guys!

Getlost guys!

I am not gonna destroy my affair for you!

I am going to tell Laadi everything.

Have you lost you mind.

She'll go tell Jasmeet an Jasmeet will tell Subedar.

She won't.

Hero! Girls can't digest anything.

She can digest, man.

She can digest. How? Does she wrestle?

Damn you, why talk nonsense.

I still tell you, pleaseiusi be don't be so selfish just for house..

...we can find some other house too.

But once my Laadi gets married somewhere else..

...I will be of no avail. - Okay, do this.

As it is, earlier too we have managed with lies, right?

So tell one more lie to Laddi, why you got married.

If it does not work, then tell the truth.

Also, we hardly have few bags, we'l walk out with it.

But what lie should I give her?

Tell her that she's Laden's sister, he threatened an got me married.

Now stop it. I will think of something.

But don't you come before her.

If she recognizes her all four of us will be ruined.

Hey! The King of Diamonds!

All of our cards are rubbish, go and..

"Take care of your Queen of Flowers. - Get lost.

Sister!

Get lost!

He's gone to bring your other woman.

Laadi !

Why are you here?

Just to see whether your Laadi is dead or alive?

I can't see my Laadi crying.

That's whyl am here.

Jass, please! Don't give me more lies.

Such a great deception? What was my fault?

Dear, I had to do it out of compulsion.

What was such compulsion that you had to get married.

Actually, I was going on a scooter"

...and Piniki's daddy was spraying tar on the road.

My scooter dashed against him and he suffered from Polio.

Polio? That too with a scooter?

No. Because he fell on the hot tar.

When people took him out, his body was stiff like the hard road.

I took him on my damaged scooter to the hospital.

Doctor gave him an injection to save him ..

...and as the body was hard from tar, they could not inject

Doctor, used hammer to break the hardened tar.

Forget braking tar, his 8 tolo bones broke.

And then he got Polio.

But what does all these things have to do with your marriage?

Sorry, what nonsense I've talked.

Actually, when I was brining Pinki's daddy from hospital.

...he informed me that Pinki suffers from cancer.

And she's gonna pop of within two months.

His daddy's wish was the she dies as married woman.

So, for sake of humanity I could not stop.

And I got married.

But J ass? - Yes?

You did not think about me even once?

Of course I thought of you, ever breath.

It's been 20 days for our wedding We still sleep separately.

That too facing in opposite direction

Why?

Pinki's last wish is to be a married woman"

...not a mother.

Oh, Jass. How pure you of heart.

I know. So you pardoned me, haven't you?

Yeah. - Thank you.

Okay, I will make my daddy understand"

"but you better get free soon.

The we will get married.

Now we can't kill Pinki on our own..

...you wait a while..

...we'll get married on the fourth day of her death.

Hmm.

How wrong I took Pinki sis-in-law.

Hey! Not sis-in-law, we'll be brother and sister

You are right. Sorry.

I will go meet Pinki.

Bird fly! - flew.

Crow, fly. - Flew.

Cow, fly. - How can a cow fly'?

The way you made Jass fly, can't you fly this?

Now go ahead continue.

No. - Donkey fly? - It can't be.

Okay, at least fly something now.

Now who is here?

Lover boy is here.

Watch out if he is your guy.

Is he's Subedar guy, we'll bury him her today.

I know what you mean. - I'll be back.

Rascal, has harassed us.

God knows, when this ladies dress headache will go.

Pinki, sis-in-law!

Pinki, sis-in-law!

Laadi !

Sorry, Pinki!

I am so sorry, I took you so wrong.

Jass told me about your daddy.

About my daddy? - Yes.

What happened to daddy was so good.

Thank you so much.

I can understand how greatly shocked you must be.

Shock?

By the way, how many days still she has?

It at least take nine months.

Did not you get her treated with some local medicine.

For her we got it done, but he is still left.

Yesterday, I read on a banner asking childless people to meet.

No, no! I am talking about the cancer.

Who has the cancer?

Who has the cancer?

To you.

Me?

Neeru sis-in-law, Cancer... Pinki has it.

Oh! No.

Who has cancer? Cancer isn't there at all.

There is nothing called cancer.

This should be the spirit of woman to fight with the cancer.

All of you say... "Women unite"

Neeru sis-in-law! Control.

0K9!'

Control. - What?

Nothing.

Why have you hidden your face?

She has caner..

...so let her shadow may not fall on yet tobe born child, that's why.

Yes. - Is that so?

By the way, your should take special care of her.

Promise.

Full promise. Hey!

If anything happens, immediately call me.

If something happens to me..

...then he's the one who will call you, 'cause I'll be dead.

But be sure to attend my last rites.

I will be so glad.

Oh, please Pinki. Don't say that.

Why not spend your last days happily.

Enjoy them.

You just keep coming like this"

...it's my enioyement.

And you. You should be beside her.

Cancer does not spread like this.

Sure. I promise.

Pinki. Take care of yourself.

I will make a move.

Come, lefs go.

Okay, Bye, bye!

Oh, she hugged us! Damn you guys!

You were hugging a lot, should I teach you now...

You are...

One in ladies suit can hug another.

Hey, look.

Watch brother, what are you doing?

Are you giving us water or creating mud down here.

Seems he is nuts.

Hello. - Welcome.

Here take this.

Take.

Why not you come this side?

0K9!'

Please come.

What will you have to eat?

Is here big spread to eat in this festival?

Only two things are made for the festival"

...but for your sake I have broght many things to eat.

You are the cheif guest.

Chief guest and in this festival?

'0 saint, this girl should be always beside me when I come to you.'

'She should always be on my right side.'

Wahe Guru!

Wahe Guru!

Thank you.

Thank you.

I should thank you instead"

...that you cam e to the festival

How great it feels to spend time with you..

...you aren't aware.

Miss Ram!

Some palmist had told me..

...that I would get marry to some scholl teacher.

And the one who has Peeple tree in her courtyard.

Sure, it's peeple isn't it?

Now I will go. It's too late.

Also my sister too has come.

Fine then.

Ram! - '(ml?

Who was that guy?

He?

Paali.

He worked in this village.

What does he do?

He's doing his DPic in poultry farming.

DPic? - Yes.

He rears chicken.

He had organised a Shabil so he came to drop me.

Is itiusi that, isn't it?

What do you think?

Boy is good, isn't it?

Our cable guy Jelly too was good.

An we also liked each other a lot.

I used to fault my cable in order to see him.

If at that time, mom and dad had not made me see right.

"And would not have got me married to your bro-in-law".

...so, perhaps, I could not have given bright future to my kids.

But sis, it's also possible..

"That Palli may work hard and be well settled tomorrow.

What future holds for us..

...none of us is aware of it.

These romantic talks of stars and moons..

...when it comes down to the issue of milk and upkeep..

...then you realize the truth of life.

Jelli, even today goes around connecting cables.

When I see him I get scared.

If I had married him..

"What would my life have been?

But, sister. It's not necessary"

...that what happend to Jelli the same will happend to Palli too?

Look, Hano. I can understand.

The corner at which you are stainding"

...I had returned from that corner ten years earlier.

Yet I am not repenfing it.

I am your elder sister.

I won't wish ill of you.

My younger brother-in-law is returning from Canada next week.

He has seen your photo.

From him it's almost yes.

Mom-dad to like this alliance.

Rest, you are wise. Decision is yours.

Jass.

Hello. - Hello, Laadi.

Yes.

Please come on the terrace once. I've something important to talk.

Jass.l can't see you.

Whatever you want, talk on phone.

Theh why on phone also? I will send a message.

Come on, don't act now. Come. Please.

If some one see us then?

All of them are fast asleep. It's secret meeting.

Come on, man! - Okay. Fine.

What it is? - Come up.

What is it now? - You're too stubborn.

Come now. - If someone see us then?

No one wil see. What's such a secret meeting...

first you come along, lwll let you know.

What this guyis doing in middle of night?

Why has he gone UP?

Damn!

Now you could find only m y dam e?

Hey, Palli! - Let me sleep, man.

Where are they now?

Seems, again on some mischief.

Okay, till me what was the secret talk?

Seeing you reminds me of a couplet.

Is that so? Which one?

'How beautiful this night is'

'A moon in the sky, and one is beside me'

Wow! Is it over?

Now tell me what you wanted to talk.

Thief! Thief!

Catch him! Catch.

Let him not escape. Get hold of him! Catch him.

Catch him. Hold him.

I am not athief, sir.

Let me off, Subedar sir. - Subedar?

How do you know I am Subedar?

I read it on the name plate on the door.

Damn you, my door hardly has a latch on the door.

Who could have put a neme plate on it?

Who are you after all?

Show me your face. Turn this way.

Hey, your face is so similar to that of Neeru.

I am her twin brother.

How could all the twins have gathered at my palce?

Why are you here?

Came to see my sister. - At this hour?

So late at night, even lovers do not go to meettheir girlfriends.

And you are here to meet your sister?

Yeah. After 12 tonight it's the festival of Hakhi.

My bro-in-law beats me a lot. He does not let me meet her.

So I came on the sly to get the Hakhi thread tied rom her.

In your undrwears?

Wearing such vulgar attire"

...a person does not even go near his sleepin sister"

...and you're here to wake her up?

Your bro-in-law will beat later, I will thrash you first.

What happend Mr. Subedar? - Bro-in-law is here. - Where?

Jass, you said it's a secret meeting?

How was I to know? I had kept it a secret.

What kind of secret meeting is this? Entire family is gathred here!

What all this noise is about? - What nois I've created?

Your brother-in-law was here. - What in-law of mine?

One who does not recall even his wife..

...how'd he know about his bro-in-law?

Neeru's twin brother was here.

Oh that one. - You must've thought the some other one.

What do you mean? Nothing, go and sleep now.

Why did you get and come at mid night.

What happend? What was to happen"

...your twin brohter had com e.

Came to get the sacred thread tied, and went with bandged knee.

Oh, my brother's knee!

Why did not you stop him?

Could I have stopped him bandaging his other knee?

Fellow slipped through my hands as if..

...a girl slips through the hand of her brother-in-law.

Now tie brothers' pious thread on his hands. - What?

Nothing. We'll talk in morning.

All right. Com e.

He is taking upstairs as if she's gonaa be with him all her life.

You are sitting here, I was looking for you in the classroom.

Yeah? I have a phone too.

Why are you talking so rudely now?

My sister called.

Whatever is happening at home..

...Isn't right.

So you've have found out.

Now you see what a married guy is doing.

What a married guy can do if the oppiste side is wrong?

Oh yeah! You too find falut with the girl.

Fault is that of bro-in-law too.

I am feel sad.

The person who had such a place in my heart".

...he is talking such away before me.

Babbu, I accept that the girl too is at fault

But Jass is more at fault, isn't it?

It was Jass who called Laadi on the terrace.

What? Called Laadi?

Yes, I also followed them to the terrace"

...so that I can make them understand there itself.

But before that a big hullabaloo was created.

Oh, so this was the matter!

See, this why I hate bro-in-law for his such acts.

His entire family is such.

Your hatred is also justified.

You too are right.

It was not Laadi's fault.

So soon you agreed with me?

Thatl have to for my entire life.

Meaning? - It means"

...that I've something in my heart which I want to speak out.

I want to marry you Jasmeet.

What happend? Why are you quiet?

You'll have to talk to me uncle. - That I will do.

Not alone. You will have to bring along your sister Pinki too.

So that uncle finds you a bit of family guy.

What happend? Why are you lost?

All right. First sister will have atalk than I will.

Not at all. Both of you together and that too today.

T°9e1her? _ yes!

Today it's festival of Hakhi"

"and on the pretext of getting the sacred thread tied, talk to her too.

You are against your brother-m-law, isn't it?

Not with your sister, right.

Today is Hakhi, man. Be my brother and pose as my sister.

Get lost! Some times you make me Neeru and sometimes you sister.

Buddy, actually Jasmeet wants that I get thread tied from my sister..

"And she has to talk about my alliance too.

It can only be done by you, so please accept it as brother.

What has to be done?

Pinki, sis-in-law! - She's here.

Everything will be fine, sister. Everyting will be.

What happend to you, sis?

Her cancer is in last stages.

What do you mean? Her cancer is in terminal.

Look, what conditon she is in. Shivering so much due to cold.

If she's feeling cold, why are you fanning her?

I had heated this fan on the hotplate"

...so that she may get some warm air. Yeah.

Everything will be find.

Sis-in-law!

Babbu it arriving her today.

In this situation, howl can talk about this wedding proposal?

How do you know he is coming to talk of wedding?

I can guess.

Sis-in-law, don't stop him form coming home.

Also it's Hakhi festival today, so meet him too.

We shall sit togther and talk out everything.

All right?

You take care of her, please.

I will leave now.

Everything will be find, don't you worry.

I will bring fetch you lime water, very cold. Ok?

VWII make you drinking lime water, sis,don't worry.

Get up, damn you.

Unncessarily made me fan you for an hour.

Uncle, your newspaper.

Onion is Rs. 100/kg? Its not like onion, Its like liquor bottle.

I am gonna buy vegitables. - Let's go.

No, no.

I am going alone. - What?

She is saying as if she is informing a hubby and going.

Seems, things are getting positive.

You are back? - Who's back?

You are back? - Who's back?

Uncle, he's Mr. Babu Kirtpuriya.

My respects, sir.

Your respects are fine...

Don't you think as if Pniki has clipped her hair and come?

Uncle, I had told you, they are twins.

They have really made me mad!

Seems, their mother's had bet and gave birth to two twins.

Jasmeet, did you call me for this?

I came with a marriage proposal and he is insulting me.

Should we do upstairs? - You're too much in hurry?

We shall go upstairs, but why is this plate?

I just picked it up.

If you had to just pick up, you could have picked a bucket.

At least impression would be that a Jat's daughter milched a cow.

However, what's in that plate?

It's Hakhi thread. - Sacred thred?

Are you making him a brother while getting engaged to him?

Dear, she belongs to your cast.

We are Jan chm.

In our engagements either a ring is brought or a rifle.

I am not gonna tied to thread. Pinki Sis-in-law is going to do it.

Yeah. Now come up.

Pinki sis-in-law is in bad conditon.

When' s wrong with Pink?!?

She has cancer.

Thank God, I got afraid that she is seriously ill.

Hey, is he all right?

When she came she was so hale and hearty.

And she fell sick at once.

Panki sis-in-law, see who is here.

I will see.

Sis, are you all right?

No, no. Don't you speak. If you coughed...

...then everyone will get the can cer.l

ls cancer a contegioius disease?

Lest Neeru too get it!

And they also bathe together! Uncle!

Sis, I want to get married to Jasmeet.

Do you approve of it?

Hey, not even a borther signals like that the way your sister is giving.

Actually, no one has ever signled my sister.

The poor she, does not even know, how to signal and when.

Yeah! As if our daughters have grown up giving bad signals!

And now what's she signaling?

She asking whether you approve of this alliance?

Speak up, uncle. ls the boy okay?

Though the boy seems okay, but I don't feel his sister is okay.

She has cancer.

Come now. From uncle's side it's okay.

Sister-in-law, you fie this sacred thread of Hakhi on him.

Not the Hakhi thread. She's suffering form cancer.

It's just cancer.

She's not paralyszzed that she can't move her limbs.

Tue the thread.

Here take this. Somehow tie this Fiakhi thread.

"Brother get this scared thread tied from your sister"

Take off the blanket. - Oh, no. She's feeling cold.

Come on, are we getting this thread tied in Tundra.

I am just saying it because of her sickness.

Here it is, she tied it.

Get the annoinment.

Is it okay now. Should we go?

Oh God!

As it is she takes so long to raise her hand! Now what she says?

Sister says,get married befoe she dies.

Man, is she gonna turn over in the marriage?

Let's go. One should not stand long with a cancer patient.

Fine sister. Take care. - Ok, sister-in-law,

Cheers!

Come on, Babbu!

Now your job is done.

Isn't yours done too? - With whom it is?

Isn't it with Mr. Subdar it's done?

Yeah, I shall break a bottle on his head.

Here take this and do it quick.

No, it's full. I'll empty it and then break it on him.

But to tell you, this Subedar has harried me a lot.

Sometimes, he will call me, "Sweetie, sweetie"..

...some time he will come with sweets or chikens to impress.

Acts like a big lover!

Hey, how is my Neeru?

O Neeru how are you doing?

Guys, these fools have spoilled me with drinks.

What was she saying?

Don'd disturb me...

She vomitting!

New“!

Neeru! You drowned!

What have you done? Nothing has happend.

You say nothing has happend. Everything has happend.

I waned you alone. Not, buy one get one free.

At least listen to me. What's left to listen now?

You said, you don't get along well with your husband..

"And if it was otherwise, what would've been the outcome?

You'd have got rid of it after puking out everything.

But you've done so wrong like the sickinking of love.

'The flower was nurtured by the gardner, price took it away.

Come with me.

What for? - To get rid or your child.

God! - No one else's child can be brought up under my roof.

I only kept four tenents, I shall not let fith one stay.

Come now. Right now.

Hurry up. Come. Come my darling.

Come. - At listen to me! No, come with me.

Come on, come in. Why are you feeling shy?

Come in. Sit here.

Sit down. Doctor !

We don't want the child. - What?

We don't this child!

Don't you feel ashamed despite being a husband?

Dcotor, how'd you I explain, this child is from other husband.

Now you are feeling shy?

Your face resembles with that one.

Yeah, it resembles with her twin brother. What's it to you?

If you delyed any further, there will be third lookalke in the world.

You make hurry, please. - But what it is to be done?

Am I to tell you what to do? You do what you like.

Just we don't want this child. - At least listen to me.

What to listen from you?

I've alrday lost my trust. Let not my hand raise on you!

Damn, does one ever feel like raising hand on a beautiful woman?

Doctor, make it quick. Please hurry.

Please make it fast. - Come with me.

I don't know what injection they will put.

By the way, dotor, you were in theatres before, isn't it?

Yes. During days I work in the clinic..

...and then I do theatre in evenings.

But how do you know?

Oh! Your brother must have told you.

Okay, then I will let you meet the brother too.

Oh, so you've brought him along? - Why along?

I am sorry Neeru.

Due to me how much trouble you have to face.

But how could Paali dare?

You came to the city to be an actor".

"But your life itself has turned a drama.

Drama was fine..

"But the guy who is sitting outside he is out to turn me into a drum.

Now don't show teeth. Go out and tell him that every thing is fine.

There is nothing to worry about.

She had slight indigestion. Now she is fine.

Doctor, you cheked her properly, didn't you?

If she starts sucking on raw mango, my blood would be sucked out.

Don't take tension . She just vomited due to indigestion.

Otherwise, you can gladly take your wife home.

See you, sis-in-law.

Mr. Subedar, why have you come to the lonley place?

So that no one can disturb us.

You are the one who disturbs the most.

Did you say something? - Nothing.

You drive the scooter. - The hell I'll drive scooter.

My damn breath too have difficult to move.

You come here. Today I'll finish off the matter.

Now listen to me. lam so very upset.

Today I shall finish off every issue with you.

Or I shall end this every day dram here itself.

Oh God!

Look, Neeru. You get married to me..

"And I shall handover every Medal of mine to you.

But they put a wedding necklace in wedding?

Come on, man! I guy will only act according to his profession.

And as I am a army man would notl offer medal?

One of these days your husband is going to abandon you. Note it.

Even if anyone dies around, you will not get her.

What do you mean. - Even if he leaves me, I'd not marry you.

Why, are you looking for some famaous hero Sahrukh Khan?

You are only going to get guys like me and Bhalla.

I am scared of you.

I'm just Kripal Singh not the dreaded KPS Gill that you are afraid of.

Uncle!

Happy?

This joker is here too?

Joker may be your father.

Damn you, then he is your grandfateher too. - Let him be.

Sweetie! This is the woman who beat up your men.

Sweaty! Sweaty! Sweaty!

Sweaty! Sweaty! Sweaty!

Hey, be carful! If you say we may come back.

Uncle, let go off this woman.

How can I let her go? With so much difficulty I've got her.

Hey, who she is?

She's undertakeHs sister.

Come Gyppy, let's flee from here.

He is lying. Undertaker is English and she is a Punjabi.

And as it is, no white man makes anyone their siter.

Uncle, are you vacating the house or not?

I won't.

Rascals, why are you waiting"

"abduct bothJat and Juliet.

You wait here...

They were already thrashed, now you go and fight.

No don't beat me up.

He is the main boss.

Brother,I am the main guy, did not they tell you? Look here.

So you are main guy!

You are the boss of them.

I shall first switch off your main switch.

Bro, run.

Aunt, no!

Here take it.

Let's run.

'Neither there is fire in the hosue, nor is water in the pot.

"Bachalors' life is...'

They are really bad, man.

Once again I have to struggle with the stove.

Hey, it's you? Comel was making some sweet dish.

Babbu, I got a job.

Congratulations! - But why are you lookig like this?

Forget about it. I was at home.

I got a job in the bank. - Man, it's really good news.

One by one all of us will be settled.

My mummy used to say, whenever there is a good news..

...make sure the sweets are made. Look I have already prepared for it.

Come lefs try to make it.

Open carefully, lest it is Subedar.

Get aside, gus! I wouldn't have sruvived today.

Damn you, what's wrong?

Give methe oil, I will immolate myself.

Hey, we have to prepare pudding.

Now what's the ocassion that you guys are making pudding?

There that rascal Subedar is ready to make my pudding, you eat that.

Will you say what happend?

As if you don't know how Subedar acts.

We know he has eyes on you. - You don't know what more happens.

To save my honor, lam telling you less.

You know what happened today.' - What it is?

He took me to maternity home to check whether I'm pregnant.

I am gonna hit you guys! He is trying to marry me.

Now both of your listen. Either leave this place..

...or go and tell that rascal the truth.

Hey, how can we tell him? If he comes to know you're a man".

...then he will not let me marry Jasmeet.

Wow! Just because you want to raise a family"

...you want to destroy everything mine. Right?

Dipfi, we also have to get Babbu ger married.

If we told everything to Subedar, he'll not allow Jasmeet to marry him.

You get lsot! I was better off acting as Surpenaksh in villalge.

At least people respected me.

And since I have become Neeru, it's difficult to save my honor.

Bro, there is a way out of thie problem.

What it is? - If Neeru dies.

Get lost! I'd better act in Ramleela drama in villaege.

Hey, I am not askng you to die really.

Just a fictitious death before the Subedar.

At least, he'd think that Neeru didn't rufese to marry him, if she dies

Look, Neeru! - Damn with the Neeru.

I mean, brother Dipti. You know to sweem, don't you?

Yeah. I do. - That's it.

Early morning jump in the canal before the Subedar.

He is right. Call Paali.

Ask him take leave to tomorrow.

Come on. Heady?

Okay, start.

Should be begin? - One... here it is.

I won't survive! I won't.

I won't survive!

Don't be mad.

Don't come after me. I am going to jump. - Neeru come back...

Why do you want to die. Come back, Neeru!

Neeru, Stop. Paali Stop her. Neeru!

HeV» what's going on!

Neeru! Neeru!

Neeru, wait! - What's wrong with her?

Neeru ! At least stop and listen.

Oh God. I won't live.

Stop! - What have you done to my Neeru..

"That she is sprinting like olypian like Milkha Singh?

Mr. Subedar, did someting transpired between you two?

We have had many things between us..

...which one should I tell you? - I'm gonnaiump!

Hey, she's going to die due to you guy!

But she was happy with him.

Does one die out of happiness?

If anything happens to my wife".

...I'll kill each one of you.

I am here!

We went ahead?

I won't survie. lam gone for good.

I am gong, yeah. - Neeru!

New“!

I am dead. Oh, so cold water!

It's too cold! - Neeru!

Yeah! - Neeru..

Your Subedar is here for you! - Hey, he too has jumped in!

Hey, now what's this now?

Buddy, one should not be so besotted!

Throw some pebbles at him. - Stones and pebbles won't help.

They way he is, if we throw this bridge over him it may work.

Hey, I've saved her. Why need more people for it?

God,I am dead! - Hey, the one who'd have"

...he standing aside. It's me who saved her.

Rascals, now we will have to jump in too.

Com e. - Yeah, let's.

Felow is mad!

Neeru! I am here.

Mr. Subedar, leave her now.

Let her go. If you dare touch my Neeru..

...I shall drown you here itself.

Leave her. - Rascals are here to save now after everything.

Subedar, let her go now. - No, It's me who has saved her.

Sheis mine now. Get back.

She is mine. - No she's mine.

No, sheis mine. - She's mine.

She belongs to me.

Hey, she is gone! Gone!

Neeru! My Neeru!

My Neeru has Slipped!

Neeru! - Wow, good.

Neeru! - I am gone!

Good bye!

Subedar, come. She's drowned. Lest, we too drown.

New“!

My Sister!

Where are you gone?

Who would be my company now?

Uncle, have some water.

I h ate water. Take it away!

Mr. Subedar drinking it.

What't the fault of water in this?

What you got to loose. You have other woman too.

Why are you saying this? We too tried our best.

You call it saving her?

It's me who was actually saving her.

You rascals jumped on to me as if I was not helping her.

Before my eyes Neeru was swept away in water"

...as if a undrgarment is swept away.

Those who killed my sister... Your sister will...

Tell him who killed her? Now acting here.

Will you make invitigation?

Let it be, now let's prepare for last rites.

Rascals, she did not jump on her own.

Bullied and harassed from you guys, sheiumped in water.

Say it openly, what you mean.

Don't make me say it.

Once your sister tried to jump now see what happend to her.

If you had married her to me a nice guy like me..

...then the canal in which she has died..

...she would have been boating with me in it.

Uncle, please stop.

What was to happen has happened. - Nothing has happend as yet.

Also, do you know better than me?

Just sitting here you're making gussess.

Just, chanting the name of God..

...my sister became one with the God.

Now who'll tie the sacred thread on my wrist?

Now my life wil be hell.

Now forget it.

At least my sister has paid the rent for this month.

May I stay in her place? - Should I teach you?

My dad was right when he said...

"that man in father-in-laws' house, and in sister's house he is a dog.

And you are asking to stay in you sister's house?

Not yours sister, you don't deserve to be cursed in her name.

I can't even abuse you in name of your sister.

Neeru.

Love you.

Yes, Paali. - Mintu!

Where is Hano, why doesn't she come to school?

Come on, at leasi ask about me why don't I come to school.

Man, tell me where she's? She doesn't even pick the phone.

She has left the school. - “my?

How am Ito know?

Take this one out.

Here I am.

Junior! Where is Hano madam?

She's gone to Gurdwara.

Now begin.

Strange!

Why don't you take my call?

You've also left school without informing.

Do you know how bothered I was?

Are you all right?

Thank God. Know, I was getting strange thoughts.

If something has gone wrong with you.

You really care so much for me?

Why not?

If I don't say, it does not mean that I do not...

Paali.

Day after it's my engagement.

Engagement?

But I was under the impression that you like me.

Havel ever denied it?

Then this engagement? What's all this?... This relationship

Last week my sister finalized it.

A person who don't even know..

...how could you get engaged to him?

He is my sister's younger brother-in-law.

Both the families have decided this.

Then what'd become of me?

Paali..

...you are really a good man.

You'll find a very good girl.

The one girl good girl I found..

...she is abandoning me now.

Perhaps, fate had this in store.

"Hidden within praying hands, my prayers weep"

"My prayers are weep"

"Hidden within praying hands, my prayers weep"

"My prayers weep"

"Hidden among leaves, winds weep"

"Winds weep"

"Where, my love, once we used to meet"

"Today hugging u=---"

"Today hugging us those places weep"

"Those places weep"

"Hidden among leaves, winds weep"

"Winds weep"

"Parterres have gone, ruins have remained"

"I've been just left sitting within the temple"

"Have been left in the temple"

"My love has left, I've lost everything"

"My love has left, I've lost everything"

"While leaving my call to her they weep"

"My calls to her weep"

"Hidden within praying hands, my prayers weep"

"My prayers weep"

She's Getting engaged..

"And you are sitting here idle?

So go and celebrate. - What?

What else can I say?

We only came to know today that this guy is love too.

But now say what to do?

Engagement will have to be stopped.

Have you gone mad? It's an engagement, not a joke.

So should we let your life become a joke, should we?

Afterwards keep crying bitterly. Okay?

No, man.

She's happy wherever she is getting engaged.

And her happiness is my happiness too.

Look, Paali. We aren't going to let her get engaged.

Why not if we have to break som one's limbs.

Listen to me.

If you even mentioned of breaking the engagement.

...I shall break every one's legs here.

So you've the medal now?

Now say, what to do?

I have an idea.

The man who is getting engaged..

...let's make allegation that heis already married.

Good idea, man.

But who will do it?

You! You'll be his first wife.

Get lost, damn you!

I've come to be a hero and you guys turned me into a housewife!

Why, can't you do this much for your friends?

I have hardly got rid of this old man..

...and if I stayed back with you guys I'll reallybe going after a boy.

Get lost!

All the time you ask me to become a woman.

Babbu, now you have to do soemthing.

Oh, no!I can't face all those people.

If you became a hit singer tomrrow, how would you sing on stage?

Now stop giving excuses and prepare to become a lady.

Else I'll not let you remain a man.

Babbu, he has left.

Hurry and get ready.

Get up. - Has he left? - Yes.

Babbu.. I think this is...

Thank you.

Congratulations. - Thank you.

So many things to eat... shall we eat something?

You want to eat? Go...

Welcome! Welcome!

Hello! - Be seated.

Waiter, bring some refreshments fot bro and sis-in-law.

Where have they all gone?

If Paali's girlfriend gets married to someone else..

"These guys will blame me for all my life.

Hey! Stop!

Hold on.

Move on.

One more...They are treating so well, I feel like staying here.

Don't talk rubbish. Eat quickly.

This is the place. Stop.

Hem What it is!?

I too aman as fare, and now this woman?

What's to you? Take your money and run.

Are the rituals over?

Come on, rites are still to take place.

I am detroyed!

Stop this engagement ceremony!

This guy was first wedded to me!

I am going to be the mother of this guy!

Stop this engagement! - What nonsense!

I am not talking nonseense, I'm telling the truth.

Wham?

Oh! I thoght it's an engegment cerem oney.

I am really sorry.

He wasn't so disgraced alive as you've done it after his death.

Now, before him we shall complete your last rites.

No, no! - Get hold of him!

Where is my money for the supplies?

He is my son. Takea look.

Boy is good. I can find him nurmerous alliances.

But just tell me what does he do?

He has gone to the city to be an actor.

On his face I might have called him anything"

"but I'm sure he'll be a great actor someday.

And the world would run... - Hey, get hold of him.

Hey, get hold of him!

Hey, you Pindya you catch him.

Get him!

Don't let him escape. - She's reversed.

Someone catch him!

He's making us run!

Go after him!

Brother, why are you after him? - We won't spare him.

Man, why are you...

Why all these guys are after my son?

Which one is your son among them?

The one who is running as a woman upfront.

Hey, congratulations! Your son is gonna be a mother.

What nonsense it is! I'm laready a heart patient. What congrats?

That's why people are after him to hammer him.

It's me who is going to beat him up!

Shameless fellow got spoilet in the city!

Catch him! - Let him go.

Don't let him escape! - The girl is pregnant.

Oh, dear aunt! Thank you.

Enough... You go...

A man should not be poor.

At least finish why you are here instead of hogging.

Let me finish, engagement hasn't begun yet.

Let me eat. I'm starving since morning.

0k, Shagan, now put the ring on.

Look, she's putting the ring on.

Now go and yell he's married to you!

Man, let me eat the fritters. - Are you here to eat?

Why don't you yell! - Am I lady here or you?

Com e. I will say it.

Hano, now you.

Stop g

This engagement can't take place.

This boy is married to my sister.

Hey! Who are you?

He is married to me, sir.

Rascal, finish the fritters then speak.

I don't know her.

Don't say that my Prince!

Don't act like this.

How could you forget those moment you spent with me?

What m om ents? What marriage?

Why're you talking nonsense?

Don't be so cruel, dear.

I am married to you.

He is already married...

Now what's this problem?

What did I lack?

I just got few pains in tummy, that's all?

Damn you, at least you could made some better excuse!

What happened?

This guy say that this man here is married to her sister.

What is it?

Oh, Subedar.

Jass, you?

Which sister of yours is married to him?

The one standing with me.

But she's his wife, not sister.

Mr. Subdar, don't involve in our problems.

She is my siter and there is her hubby.

How could I be married to your sister?

Hello, Paali! - Yes, Mintu?

Madam's boyfriend is already married.

Wham?

Yeah, a lady here claiming..

...that this boy is already married to her.

Consider engagement is broken and you'll have your chance.

Yes, Gippy brother! Yes, Billu?

Bro, that woman just entered in the wedding hall.

Which woman?

The same wom an who slapped you.

Shut up! - Don't you feel ashamed..

...that you are trying to destroy this realtion.

Rascal, you are calling your wife you sister!

Mr. Subedar, you don't understand.

She is my sister. You're not in your senses now.

Agreed that I am a bit upset with the death of my Neeru..

"But it does not mean that I'velosl my mind.

This engagement can't be

Hey, how come she is here?

I mean, he has come around.

How'd I know?

Now who is she?

This man is married to me.

New“!

Who are you? Return by husband back.

And who she is ?

Sheis my Neeru.

Just now you said she is dead.

Why, you wanna offer wreath to her?

Neeru, you survived?

Why are you calling me Neeru? I'm Japuii.

And he is my husband.

Who this wretched woman, stop her.

Who Neeru and which Japuii?

Don't know from where she popped up.

Now he is yor hubby too?

Is he some Prince who has three grils after him.

Village folk!

If this boy and anyone of these woman"

...if proved wrong..

...then I shall not let you escape form the village.

How can you say that? Am I lying?

He is indeed my husband.

You mean she is lying who has claimed before you?

You?

Why are you here? Go away!

I did this because of you and you are asking me to go?

He is my husband!

Your husband is Paali, damn you man-eater!

Leaving him you are after this man, Am I dead?

Had notl said no to you?

You still did not stop.

Paali, good that you came.

He is the Neeru's real husband.

Paali !

You were already married?

Now why this startled look?

Why not say that Neeru is your wife?

Wham?

Uncle, she could be here too.

Com e.

Uncle, what happend?

Asking me what happened? Nothing has happend to me.

Ask the one who has lost his mind.

Jass, you're here?

People try to avoid making sisters"

...in the groom is trying to make her wife a sister.

Neeru sisin-law?!

You are still alive?

Why are you repeting Neeru? Watch less Punjabi movies.

I am JaPuiL yeah'

which Japuji, who acts in Hollywood movies?

But she too is bem oaned in Puinabi movies.

Oh! You may have your chater later"

"first decide about this boy.

Yeah. You were here first. You speak.

I have told you, he's wedded to my sister.

Sister that too yours?

Here she stands.

She's Babbu's sister Pinki.

Man, she's isn't Babbu's she is my sister.

Shagan, who is she?

Sis-in-law, I swear upon you.

Marriage if far fetched. I don't even know her.

Aren't you ashamed. I'm going to be your child's mother.

But seeing you it dose not look that you're pregnent.

She speaking untruth. She's having no child.

Just the last week I got her cheked from a doctor.

What nonseense!

What can I do if the things are coming out.

Whoever you are, please go away.

Why you want to destroy my sister's home?

Jass, have you gone mad?

She isn't your sister, she's your wife.

Laddi, you don't understand. She's not my wife, she's my sister.

Had your mother brought you a sister in dowery?

Dad, you're here?

Come on, guy!

Bring the stretcher out.

Bring him out carefully, he might scatter.

Dad, listen to me.

We are here to save this girl's home.

Have shame, how many statements will you change?

Sometimes you call her wife, sister or even a daughter!

Whichever realtions you can have with a woman you've made it.

Hey, you talk to father now!

Listen! Where is my son who has come with him?

Uncle have patience. You'll find everyone here.

May I have juice?

Admit me to some good hospital please!

Guys, wanna eat?

Do you want eat something? Yeah, let's eat before the fracas.

Hey, serve here!

Sister, Saw! Now go ahead force engagement with me.

Hey, I don't know who she is!

Uncle!

She's his wife.

Has anyone seen my son women?

Now you're interfering us with your problem.

Who are you?

I'm came with him .

And who your are? - I camewith him.

Are you guys man or sheep that you follow each other.

Who's called you here?

Mr. Subedar, he is my father.

You better keep quite. I won't believe you ever.

As all thewomen's relations are over, so now you after mens'?

Belive me, he is my father. - Both of them?

No,just one. And he's Neeru's.

Neeru'= Papa?

Rascals, whose father you are trying to make me?

Daddy! Daddy dear!

Your son is at your feet.

Why are you just watching, hug me, sir.

Bless me and hug me.

Seems he's offering his daughter to me.

I am not offering my daughter, sir.

Instead I'm asking for your daughter's hand.

Has your mother given birth to my daughter?

There sheis.

Neeru. - Neeru? Yes.

Sis,I am feeling dizzy.

Neeru, at least say now, what it is?

I am Japuii. Neeru is no more.

The way you've trobled me, I am gonna finish Japuji too now.

L will kill Japuji.

Tell me you'reJapuu]I? - My son!

He's killing me! Killed me!

He's killing me! - Hey, the same woman?

Come on guys. Here she is hiding.

Stop g

first we've to beat aunt!

Come then.

Oh God! - Now come forward.

OhJnyGod!

Take me to the back.

Take me back.

Hey, he's assembled the village folk.

Hey, she is has goons with her.

Get back. - Brother, make truce.

Don't take up fight with her. She has goons with her.

Hey, are you with goons? Don't be afraid.

We shall beat up each of them.

Sweaty, be ashamed. She has more goons than you.

Go on! - Hey, what's happening?

God, stop it. - Look there.

What trouble is this?

He?' "ll set hurt!

Neeru! No, I Japuii. - Ustn to me.

Every oneis stuck.

What's going on?

Why are we fighting? You're here to break engagement

Then what? Am I here for a fancy dress com petation?

Those who have friend like you they don't need enemies.

What's the m after?

Bro, we came here to break the engagement.

But seems, we are going to return with broken bones.

I won't allow to break the engagement.

So what can you do now?

Both of should remove your wigs and tell them you're guys.

Hey, Subedar fellow is here too.

If the truth comes out we'll be criminally booked.

Better run now itself.

How can we run, it's a matter of his life.

Remove wigs and come there.

Please stop it! I said, stop it!

Ram!

Uncle, it's me Neeru.

Madam!

Who are they.'

Madam,they are my friend.

Why were they here to stop my engagement?

You brought them, isn't it?

Paali, if I did not accept your love will you take revenge from me?

Sister, you were right.

That I accepted your sugestion and agreed for other relation.

Had I married you I'd have repented all my life.

Had not I told you..

...that I do not know these guys. They all the cheats.

You turned out to be a big deceiver.

Sister, please take me away from here.

'Nah a minute, Reno.

He isn't married.

He is right, Hano. Paali, did not deceive you.

No!

I am Depfi.

I am the Neeru..

...and I am the Japuii.

What happend?

Get off me! All women apear to me men like.

And I too am not Pinki.

I'm Babbu.

Hano, it's our plan to get your engagement broken.

Hearing of your engagement, he's was so distraught.

If we hadn't ask him today, he'd have never told us..

"That's what pains his heart.

He truly loves you.

That's why our conscience has woken up.

Otherwise, we never woke up before ten in morning.

Every fault is ours. He's not at fault.

His only fault is that he loved you with all his heart.

And took you as everything of his.

Today, everything of his going far from him.

Ram!

I was wrong.

You may find who can give you a bright future"

"but you rarely get a true lover.

The boy, who for your happiness..

...sacrificed all his happiness..

...and was going away..

"How deeply he must love you?

The mistake I made"

...you can correct it now.

Paali! - Palli?

Paali has left, Hano.

Go my child, stop him.

'Ix, Rano. Stop P aah .

Ram!

Paali !

After so much, you are leaving?

I know I was wrong.

If I had not told of my feelings to my friends"

"this would not have happend.

If you had not said it..

"Perhaps we would have parted forever.

I always wished to be with you.

Paali, forgive me.

I could not undrstand you.

I too had many things in my heart.

But I could say it.

Today, before your true love..

...my sister's apprehensions too have lost.

Really?

Really.

I really like you.

Come on, had your sister had agreed earlier..

...then lots of money spent on engagement would've been saved.

Are you mad somehow?

You've made me one.

Sorry, Mr. Subedar.

Just to rent a house, we hurt your feelings.

It would have been better had I martyred in army days.

If not then, I should have taken posion today and died.

So, at least, your truth I would not have to face.

Any way, consider that your Neeru is dead.

And as far as rest of your life is concerned"

"spend it with her memories.

Rascal, with such worst memories..

...I don't feel like living even for a moment.

The moment I enter my house, it will make fun of me.

I fail to understand where should Subedar Kripal Singh Gill go?

Please, don't be disheartened.

'L'lll you don't compose yourself..

...I promise..

...I'll come everyday to you for an hour as a woman.

If you ever came near me as a woman..

...I will forget that you are a man.

Solider has gone insane! He's gone insane!

Yes he's gone mad.