Original subtitles

LOGAN!

( Logan grunting, gasping ) LOGAN!

LOGAN!

Man: OKAY, HERE'S HOW IT STARTS.

"IN THE HIGHLANDS OF PERU, 11,000 FEET ABOVE SEA LEVEL,

THE URUBAMBA RIVER SCRIBES A TWISTING COURSE THROUGH THE

ANDES MOUNTAINS.

THE INCAS CALLED IT THE SCARED VALLEY."

THIS IS IT.

THE CAMERA. MAX? THE CAMERA.

DAD, I DON'T HAVE IT.

YES, YOU DO. I GAVE IT TO YOU WHEN WE LEFT CUZCO THIS MORNING.

CHECK YOUR PACK.

DAD, I'M ON LEVEL FIVE.

DAD!

YOUR PACK, NOW.

I NEED THIS SHOT.

I WAS GONNA MAP THE INCA TRAIL ON IT.

IT'S THE POINT OF THE WHOLE ARTICLE.

DAD, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S NOT IN HERE.

HOW COULD IT NOT BE?

YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD IN HERE.

ROBBIE, MAX, TURN AROUND.

COME ON, YOU GUYS. SMILE.

SORRY.

REBECCA, I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' ALL OVER FOR THAT THING.

WHAT, THE SHOT OF THE VALLEY?

I GOT IT OUT THE SIDE SO THERE'S NO GLASS IN THE WAY.

OH, GREAT. GOOD JOB.

WELL, I'M NOT ALONG FOR THE RIDE.

WE'VE GOT AN ARTICLE TO WRITE.

HOW'S THE OPENING COMING?

GREAT. I WAS JUST READING IT TO MAX. YOU WANNA HEAR IT?

ABSOLUTELY.

"IN THE HIGHLANDS OF PERU, 11,000 FEET ABOVE SEA LEVEL..."

MAX, WHERE YOU GOIN', BUDDY?

TO THE BACK, SO I CAN WRITE A CARD... TO MOM.

( train whistle blows ) MAX, CHECK IT OUT.

WAY COOL, DAD. LLAMAS.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, PAL?

SOMETHING BOTHERIN' YOU?

LOOK, I TOLD YOU THIS WASN'T GONNA BE A VACATION, RIGHT?

I'VE GOTTA PUBLISH SOME ARTICLES IF I'M GONNA KEEP TEACHIN' AT

THE UNIVERSITY.

YOU'RE ON A REAL RESEARCH EXPEDITION.

IT'S LIKE AN ADVENTURE.

I DON'T WANT ANY ADVENTURES.

SINCE WHEN?

YOU LIKE REBECCA, HUH?

SURE. WE'VE WORKED TOGETHER A LONG TIME.

SHE'S A GOOD HISTORIAN.

OKAY, YEAH, I LIKE HER.

DID YOU LIKE HER BACK WHEN YOU WERE LIVING WITH ME AND MOM?

NO, MAX, I DIDN'T.

LISTEN, I MISS YOU A LOT.

I MISS YOUR MOM, TOO.

YEAH, WELL, WE DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE.

YEAH, WELL, WE DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE.

CON QUESO.

YOU JUST ORDERED A TELEPHONE WITH MELTED CHEESE.

POR FAVOR, TRES SOPAS CON QUESO.

GEEZ!

Robbie: TRES BEBIDAS ZUBAS.

¿CUANTO?

GRACIAS, GRACIAS.

I ASKED FOR ORANGE, BUT FOR SOME REASON, THEY GAVE ME LIME.

HI.

PARDON MY REACH.

NO HABLO INGLES.

YOU IDIOT! THERE'S NO DOOR ON THIS CAR!

( shrieks ) IF WE DON'T GET THAT PIECE

FROM LOGAN, THE REST OF THE TREASURE IS USELESS.

ARE YOU LISTENIN' TO ME?

WE STAND TO LOSE A HALF A MILLION U.S.

HALF A MILLION.

( crying continues ) AH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

WE'LL GET IT WHEN WE GET TO MACHU PICCHU.

WE'LL GET IT WHEN WE GET TO MACHU PICCHU.

DAD?

DAD!

DAD, WHERE ARE YOU?

DAD!

DAD!

DAD!

DAD!

WHAT DO YA THINK?

PRETTY COOL, HUH?

DAD, DON'T DO THAT.

DON'T RUN OFF LIKE THAT!

I'M SORRY. I HAD TO GET US THESE.

ROBBIE BLAKE AND SON, ADVENTURE IS OUR BUSINESS.

NOW WE LOOK LIKE A TEAM.

DAD, WE LOOK LIKE DWEEBS.

HEY, GUYS, I GOT THE BUS TICKETS. LET'S GO.

HEY, GUYS, I GOT THE BUS TICKETS. LET'S GO.

HEY, JIM, DAMN GOOD TO MEET YOU.

HEY, JIM, THAT BAG LOOKS HEAVY.

LET ME CARRY IT FOR YOU.

ONLY A QUARTER U.S.

NO. GET LOST.

MAX, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE RUDE.

YEAH, JIM, DON'T BE SO RUDE.

THE NAME'S JUANITO, AT YOUR SERVICE.

LET ME GET YOUR PACK.

NO, THANKS. THAT'S OKAY.

WOW! LOOK AT THAT WATCH.

DOES THAT SHOW THE DATE?

NO MOLESTES, CHIQUITO.

OKAY, OKAY.

YOU GOT A MEAN WIFE, MISTER.

BYE, JIM.

THOSE KIDS ARE TROUBLE.

I'M TELLING YOU, THEY'LL SLASH YOUR PACK WITH A RAZOR AND STEAL

YOU BLIND.

HE WOULD'VE HAD THAT WATCH OFF YOUR WRIST IN NOTHING FLAT.

LUCKY YOU'RE WITH US.

MACHU PICCHU, MAX.

ISN'T IT WORTH IT?

WOW!

HEY, LOOK.

LLAMAS. LET'S GO GET A PICTURE!

WHAT'S WITH YOU AND LLAMAS, DAD?

¿COMO SE LLAMA, LLAMA?

COME ON, LET'S GET A PICTURE.

SEÑOR, COULD YOU SNAP A SHOT OF US, PLEASE?

PLEASE? GRACIAS, GRACIAS.

MAX.

LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANT MY PICTURE TAKEN, OKAY?

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

FOR A WALK.

MAX!

LET HIM GO. HE'S IN A BAD MOOD.

LOOK, WE GOT WORK TO DO ANYWAY.

MEET US BACK AT THE BUS BY NOON.

MEET US BACK AT THE BUS BY NOON.

( bird squawks ) HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

GEEZ, YOU AGAIN?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOLLOWING ME?

LET GO OF ME.

WAIT A MINUTE. LOOK.

I'M TRYING TO PLAY A TRICK ON SOME FRIENDS. YOU CAN HELP ME.

GIVE ME YOUR BAG.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GIVE IT BACK!

TAKE THIS. IT'S OKAY.

TAKE IT, AND GIVE IT TO ME BACK WHEN WE GET TO THE BOTTOM.

NO WAY.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LET THEM SEE IT.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LET THEM SEE IT.

COME ON, VELASCO.

COMING.

HEY, HEY, KID.

YOU SEE ANYBODY UP THERE?

NO.

SKINNY GUY. KINDA NERVOUS-LOOKIN'.

YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM?

NO. I MEAN, I'M SURE.

OKAY.

I HAVEN'T GOT IT.

I HAVEN'T GOT IT.

I DIDN'T TAKE IT.

I HAVEN'T GOT IT.

NO!

NO!

NO.

( screaming ) ( groaning )

HELP. SOMEBODY HELP!

GET AN AMBULANCE!

NOT SO LOUD. THEY'LL HEAR YOU.

RELAX. JUST TAKE IT EASY, MISTER.

HAVE YOU STILL GOT WHAT I GAVE YOU?

YEAH. IT'S RIGHT HERE.

NO, NO. TAKE IT.

YOU TAKE IT!

OKAY, OKAY. OKAY.

PUT IT AWAY.

IT'S DANGEROUS. THEY MIGHT SEE IT.

PUT IT AWAY.

COME ON.

LISTEN TO ME.

YOU MUST GO TO SEXY...

SEXY WOMAN.

YOU HEAR ME?

OKAY, A WOMAN.

IS SHE AT THE RUINS?

WHAT'S HER NAME? I'LL GO FIND HER.

NO, NO!

AT THE FULL MOON.

SEXY WOMAN.

BUT BE CAREFUL.

IT'S VERY DANGEROUS.

SEXY... WOMAN.

UN MOMENTO.

( continues in Spanish ) DAD!

MAX, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET TO?

COME ON. HE'S NOT GONNA WAIT ANY LONGER.

SAVE THE EXCUSES FOR THE BUS, MAX. LET'S GO.

DAD, WE CAN'T GO.

WHAT, YOU LOST SOMETHING?

DAD, I SAW SOMEONE GET KILLED.

All: GOOD-BYE!

MAX, WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

THAT GUY WHO SAT NEXT TO US ON THE TRAIN?

HE WAS ENGLISH OR SOMETHING.

YOU SAW THESE GUYS PUSH HIM OFF THE MOUNTAIN?

NO, BUT HE WAS RUNNING.

THESE GUYS WERE CHASING HIM.

OKAY, MAX, THE TRAILS ARE REALLY STEEP, HE COULD'VE

FALLEN.

HE DIDN'T JUST FALL.

THERE WAS THIS THING.

IT WAS AROUND HIS NECK.

GOOD-BYE!

Passengers: GOOD-BYE!

HE GAVE YOU SOMETHING?

KINDA INCA-LOOKIN' KINDA THING, LIKE A MASK.

NO, NO, NO. NOT HERE.

IF IT REALLY IS AN INCA ARTIFACT, WHICH I DOUBT...

IT'S JUST A CRIME TO HAVE IT IN YOUR POSSESSION.

BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

GOOD-BYE!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

DAD, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.

RELAX, MAX.

WHEN WE GET BACK TO THE STATION, WE'LL STRAIGHTEN EVERYTHING OUT.

GOOD-BYE!

GOOD-BYE!

GOOD-BYE.

GOOD-BYE.

HEY, JIM, HOW ABOUT SOMETHING FOR MY TROUBLE?

GOOD-BYE.

Man: GOOD SHOW, JUANITO.

HEY, DIAMOND JIM, DID YOU SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON THAT

WATCH?

GOOD-BYE.

GOOD-BYE.

WHATEVER HAPPENED, IF MAX SAW THIS GUY FALL, WE HAVE TO REPORT

IT TO SOMEONE.

COME ON. WITH MY SPANISH, WE'LL ALL GET ARRESTED.

MAX, YOU STAY PUT.

NO MORE ADVENTURES.

DAD, I'M NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE.

VELASCO, USE YOUR ALLEGED BRAIN.

KID SAW US ON THE TRAIL, SO IF HE SPOTS US NOW, HE'S GONNA

SCREAM BLOODY MURDER.

( stuttering )THEN WHAT DO WE DO?

( speaking Spanish ) HE SAYS THE PHONES HAVE BEEN OUT

FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

THE TRAIN STOPS IN OLLANTAYTAMBO.

WE CAN CALL FROM THERE.

THERE'S NO TOWN COP?

THERE'S NO TOWN.

IT'S THE TRAIN STATION AND THE RUINS, THAT'S ALL THERE IS.

HEY. BRING US THE GRINGO KID.

COME ON, DAD. HURRY IT UP.

HI, JIM.

HEY, THAT'S MY STUFF!

THAT'S MY PACK. STOP THAT KID!

HE'S DOUBLE-CROSSIN' US.

HEY! STOP.

( speaks Spanish ) GET BACK HERE!

HEY!

GIMME THAT! GIVE IT BACK!

GIVE IT BACK!

ROBBIE, THE TRAIN'S MOVING.

( shrieking ) ( shrieking )

AYUDAME!

( Max screaming ) ( both boys screaming )

( Max screaming ) ( both boys screaming )

WHERE IN THE HELL DID HE GO?

HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING?

MAYBE HE MOVED TO ANOTHER CAR, OR HE GOT OFF BACK AT THE

STATION.

DON'T WORRY, ROBBIE. EITHER WAY, HE'S SAFE.

DAD!

PUSH, PUSH. NOW YOU.

OKAY, ME.

ME, ME. YOU.

PUSH, PUSH!

PUSH! COME ON. ME. YOU. PUSH!

PUSH!!

WATER!

( Juanito shrieking ) Max: WE'RE ALIVE.

YEAH, SO FAR.

OW. OW, OW.

( boys grunting in pain ) Max: GET OFF ME!

SORRY.

LOUSY TANK! WHERE ARE WE?

UH-OH.

WE'RE HEADED FOR THE BIG RAPIDS.

THE BIG RAPIDS?

OH, NO!

( both boys yelling ) ( Juanito speaking Spanish )

GET OUT QUICK.

Juanito: I CAN'T SWIM!

HELP ME!

LET GO OF THE PACK.

YOU'RE GONNA DIE.

LET GO!

( Juanito coughing ) HEY, GET OFF!

( Juanito coughing ) HEY, GET OFF!

YOU ROTTEN LITTLE..

GIVE ME BACK MY BACKPACK.

GIVE ME BACK MY BACKPACK.

IT'S MINE. I SAVED IT.

I SAVED YOU!

OKAY, JIM. FINE.

FINE!

GOOD-BYE.

HEY, WAIT!

WHERE AM I?

HEY, JOSE.

WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.

COME BACK.

( bird caws ) HOW DO I GET OUTTA HERE?

COME BACK!

I'LL PAY YOU.

DON'T CALL ME JOSE.

IT'S JUANITO.

THEN QUIT CALLIN' ME JIM.

IT'S MAX.

OKAY... MAX.

LET'S MAKE A DEAL.

( rock music playing through headphones )

HEY, JUANITO.

HEY, JUANITO!

HOW MUCH FURTHER TO THE STATION?

WHAT'S WRONG? TOO MUCH EXERCISE?

LOOK, I'M HOT, OKAY.

THE AIR'S TOO THIN UP HERE.

MAN, YOU EVEN COMPLAIN ABOUT THE AIR.

HOW ABOUT THE GRASS? TOO GREEN FOR YOU?

DON'T STOP. THE LAST TRAIN LEAVES SOON.

WHEN?

SOON. THAT'S WHEN.

I DON'T HAVE A WATCH.

YEAH, I KNOW.

YOU TRIED TO STEAL MY DAD'S.

SEE? IF YOU WOULD'VE LET ME HAVE IT, THEN WE'D KNOW HOW SOON

THE LAST TRAIN LEAVES.

¿QUE HORA, SEÑOR?

EL TREN DE PUENTE RUINAS SALE A LA SEIS DE LA TARDE.

HOY. SALE A LAS SEIS.

A LAS SEIS DE LA TARDE.

THE LAST TRAIN'S A LOCAL.

IT LEAVES MACHU PICCHU IN 15 MINUTES.

AH, NO! JUST ASK HIM ONE MORE TIME.

THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN GET BACK UP THERE TODAY?

SEÑOR, POR FAVOR.

PERO NO HAY OTRA MANERA?

OKAY, I GET IT.

WE WAIT FOR THE TRAIN.

ROBBIE, DON'T WORRY.

I'M SURE HE'LL BE ON IT.

OKAY, MAX, HERE YOU ARE LIKE I PROMISED.

THE TRAIN'LL BE HERE SOON.

NOW PAY UP.

CAN'T YOU WAIT TILL WE GET TO THE STATION?

CAN'T YOU WAIT TILL WE GET TO THE STATION?

PLEASURE DOIN' BUSINESS WITH YA.

YEAH. BIG FUN.

GOOD-BYE FOREVER.

( whispering ) JUANITO.

JUANITO! COME HERE.

COME HERE, JUANITO. LOOKIT.

IT'S ONE OF THOSE GUYS.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE, GRINGO?

THEY'RE AFTER YOU, TOO.

YEAH, BUT I'M NOT THE ONE THAT HAS TO GET ON THE TRAIN.

SO ADIOS.

HOW DO I GET OUTTA HERE?

YOU WANNA GET OUTTA HERE?

DUH. YES, I WANNA GET OUTTA HERE.

YOUR NINTENDO.

WHAT?!

I'LL GET YOU OUT FOR YOUR NINTENDO.

ARE YOU FOR REAL?

OKAY, OKAY.

WHAT, NOW?

GET ME OUTTA HERE.

COME ON.

HURRY UP. JUMP INTO THE CART.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

( both yelling ) NICE PLAN.

COME ON!

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I GOT YOU OUT.

THAT WAS OUR DEAL. THAT'S ALL.

COME ON. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING I OWN.

REALLY? THOSE TWO GORILLAS BACK THERE, THEY'RE NOT JUST

NORMAL THIEVES.

THEY WANT SOMETHING IN THAT PACK, AND IT'S NOT YOUR

NINTENDO.

WHAT DO YOU GOT THAT THEY WANT SO BAD?

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

REALLY? YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS?

HOW YOU'RE GETTING HOME.

BECAUSE THIS IS AS FAR AS I GO TILL YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOING

ON.

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

OKAY, BYE.

HEY, WAIT UP.

I'LL TELL YOU, BUT IT'S GETTING DARK.

DON'T YOU HAVE A PLACE OR SOMETHING?

COME ON.

HE WAS LYING ON THE GROUND DYING.

THEY WERE, LIKE, THE LAST WORDS HE EVER SPOKE.

HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A FULL MOON, AND A SEXY WOMAN.

HE SAID GO FIND HER.

BUT BEWARE.

IT SOUNDS LIKE GOOD ADVICE.

LET ME SEE THAT.

IT'S SOME KIND OF INCA TREASURE OR SOMETHING.

WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP!

COME ON, THAT'S THE STRAIGHT SCOOP.

THIS? THEY SELL THIS AT EVERY INCAN RUIN IN PERU.

SEE? MADE IN TAIWAN.

JUANITO, WHAT IS IT?

IT'S A HUACO.

IT'S VERY, VERY OLD.

IT HAD TO COME OUT OF AN INCAN TOMB.

THOSE GUYS CHASING US, I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE NOT

ARCHAEOLOGISTS.

HUAQUEROS.

GRAVE ROBBERS.

OH, GREAT.

GREAT. NICE VACATION.

I COME TO PERU, AND I GET KILLED BY GRAVE ROBBERS.

OKAY, MAX, NEW DEAL.

I'LL HELP YOU OUT OF THIS FIX FOR A 50-50 SPLIT.

A SPLIT OF WHAT?

WE DON'T OWN THIS THING.

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM OR SOMETHING.

WELL, WHATEVER. I MEAN, THERE'S GOTTA BE REWARDS FOR

STUFF LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

AND WE SPLIT IT, OKAY?

YEAH, OKAY. I DON'T CARE.

ALL I WANNA DO IS GET TO THE NEAREST PHONE, I WANNA GET MY

DAD, AND I WANNA GET ABOUT 3,000 MILES AWAY.

DON'T SWEAT IT.

I'M ON THE JOB.

DID YOU EVER HEAR OF THE INCA TRAIL?

YEAH, ONLY ABOUT 700 TIMES.

WELL, WE'RE ON IT RIGHT NOW.

IT LEADS STRAIGHT TO OLLANTAYTAMBO, AND THAT'S THE

NEAREST PHONE.

CALLING FROM OLLANTAYTAMBO.

NO, I'M NOT CALLING THERE.

I AM THERE.

I NEED THE INTERNATIONAL OPERATOR.

NO.OPERADOR... BECCA.

EL OPERADOR INTERNACIONAL, POR FAVOR.

LISTEN, IF YOU CAN'T GET THE OPERATOR, THEN TRY CUZCO OR

LIMA, MAYBE SOMEBODY AT THE EMBASSY.

NO HAY LINEA.

ESTA BIEN.

GRACIAS.

IT'S NO GOOD.

THERE'S SOME KIND OF TROUBLE WITH THE LOCAL LINES, AND WE

CAN'T CALL OUT.

WHERE ARE WE, THE TWILIGHT ZONE?

CAN'T THEY FIX THE PROBLEM?

IT'S A FEAST DAY, EVERYONE'S OFF WORK.

I NEVER SHOULD'VE BROUGHT HIM.

YOU TOLD ME IT WASN'T A GOOD IDEA.

TRYING TO MAKE SOME GRAND GESTURE TO SMOOTH OVER THE

DIVORCE, AND I WIND UP LEAVING HIM ALL OVER AGAIN.

YOU DIDN'T LEAVE HIM.

HE GOT OFF THE TRAIN, THAT'S ALL.

A BIG GUILT NUMBER'S NOT GONNA HELP ANYONE.

JUST SEEMS LIKE EVERYTHING'S JINXED OR SOMETHING.

EXCUSE ME, SEÑOR BLAKE?

I'M OFFICER RAMIREZ.

WE GOT YOUR CALL.

AND WE WAITED FOR THE LAST TRAIN, BUT HE WASN'T ON IT.

IT'S OKAY. WE'LL GET THAT PICTURE OUT TO OUR MEN.

CAN WE REACH YOU HERE?

TONIGHT, BUT WE'RE TAKING THE TRAIN BACK TO MACHU PICCHU

IN THE MORNING.

OKAY. DON'T WORRY.

GLAD TO MEET YOU.

MUCHAS GRACIAS.

GOOD-BYE.

HERE. TAKE THIS NOTE AND DELIVER IT TO THE TRAIN STATION

IN MACHU PICCHU.

( people exclaiming ) JUANITO.

( music playing, muffled ) JUANITO.

WHAT?

I ALMOST HAD BONUS POINTS.

JUANITO, WHO IS THIS GUY?

I MEAN, WHO IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE?

SOME INCA.

THAT CRAP'S FOR TOURISTS.

I'M A TOURIST.

COME ON, TELL ME AND I'LL QUIT BUGGING YOU.

OKAY.

THIS IS ONE OF YOUR GREAT ALL-TIME INCAS.

COME ON, BE SERIOUS.

I AM. THIS GUY REALLY GOT THE EMPIRE GOING.

BEFORE HIM, THE INCAS ONLY USED TO RUN THE ACTION RIGHT AROUND

CUZCO.

CUZCO? THAT'S WHERE OUR HOTEL IS.

YEAH, WELL, BACK BEFORE THEY BUILT THE SHERATON,

CUZCO USED TO BE THE CAPITAL.

BUT THIS OTHER TRIBE WANTED IT, SO ONE DAY, THEY COME CRUISING

INTO TOWN WITH THIS HUGE ARMY.

AND THERE'S A BATTLE.

AND GUESS WHAT?

THE INCAS, THEY GAVE UP.

GET OUT OF TOWN. THEY GAVE UP?

I'M SERIOUS.

EVEN THE TOP INCA AND HIS OLDEST SON.

EVERYONE BUT THAT GUY, RIGHT?

HE WAS THE INCA'S THIRD SON.

JUST A RUNT.

BUT HE WENT OUT AND TOOK ON THIS WHOLE ARMY, AND WON.

I LIKE THIS STORY.

THE LITTLE GUY KICKS EVERYBODY'S BUTT.

HOW COULD ONE GUY BEAT A WHOLE ARMY?

HOW DO I KNOW?

MAYBE SUPER MARIO BROS. HELPED HIM.

YEAH. YES.

( Max panting and gasping ) STOPPING AGAIN?

LOOK, I DIDN'T SLEEP SO WELL LAST NIGHT.

HEY, JUANITO, ARE THERE ANY STORIES ABOUT WARRIORS COMING

OUT OF ROCKS OR STEPPING OUT OF STONE WALLS OR SOMETHING LIKE

THAT?

MAX, YOU'VE BEEN OUT IN THE SUN TOO LONG.

WHAT IS THAT?

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

CERTAIN DEATH.

COME ON. THERE'S NOTHING TO IT.

COME ON. THERE'S NOTHING TO IT.

COME ON, MAX, LET'S ROCK AND ROLL.

OH, GET THE ROPES.

( both screaming ) HELP, JUANITO!

JUANITO! HELP!

COME ON, GET UP.

GET UP. GET UP!

( grunting ) OH, GREAT. WE'RE STUCK.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, STUCK?

WE'RE STUCK, LIKE NOT MOVING, LIKE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

WHAT NEXT?

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?

( screaming ) MAX! MAX, COME ON UP.

COME ON. REACH.

HELP ME, JUANITO.

YES, YES, COME ON.

REACH. MAX, PULL YOURSELF UP.

COME ON.

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

DID YOU GET ANY SLEEP?

I'M JUST NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO RELAX UNTIL I LAY EYES ON MAX.

WE'LL BE THERE SOON.

JUST HANG ON.

( boys screaming ) Juanito: WHY ME?

( screaming continues ) YOU OKAY?

WHY? YOU WANNA DO IT AGAIN?

YEAH, SURE. I'M UP FOR IT.

JUANITO.

YEAH, MAX.

WHEN I GET HOME, I'M STAYING IN MY ROOM TILL I DIE.

( bells tolling ) IT'S CLOSED.

IT'S CLOSED?

I HANG FROM CABLES, I NEARLY DIE, JUST TO MAKE A PHONE CALL,

AND IT'S CLOSED?

IT'S SUNDAY. I FORGOT.

IT'S FIESTA. THIS IS WHY I NEED A WATCH.

I KNOW WHERE TO GO. COME ON.

ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING?

WE'RE THERE.

JUANITO, WHY DON'T I BELIEVE THAT THIS IS THE POLICE STATION?

WE GO THERE NEXT, I PROMISE.

BUT FIRST, WE FIND OUT A FEW THINGS.

¿QUE QUIERES USTEDES?

UN MOMENTO DE SU TIEMPO, POR FAVOR.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO NOW, BUT FORGET

ABOUT IT.

THAT GUY WARNED ME.

PLEASE. THIS ISN'T YOUR SEXY WOMAN.

SHE'S A CURANDERA, A CURER.

SHE KNOWS ALL THE INCA STUFF.

WHAT DO YOU WISH TO KNOW?

A FRIEND OF MINE FOUND SOMETHING IN THE HILLS.

IT'S A GOLD FIGURE, IT'S VERY OLD.

HE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW MUCH SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD BE

WORTH.

JUANITO, HOLD UP.

I HAVE NO TIME FOR LITTLE BOYS TELLING ME STORIES.

AFUERA.

IT'S NOT A STORY.

MAX!

I DON'T WANT LITTLE BOYS IN MY HOUSE. AFUERA.

THIS OBJECT.

YOU STOLE IT?

OR WAS IT FREELY GIVEN?

HEY, WE'RE NOT THIEVES.

LET HIM GO.

IT WAS GIVEN TO ME.

THE LAST GOOD ACT OF AN EVIL MAN.

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

THERE ARE MANY THINGS YOU MUST BE TOLD ABOUT THIS OBJECT.

THIS IS AN ANCIENT AND HOLY OBJECT.

AN EFFIGY OF THE NINTH INCA, PACHACUTEC.

I TOLD YOU.

SHH!

BUT IT IS IN DANGER.

THERE ARE MEN WHO WILL TRY TO POSSESS IT FOR MONEY.

HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD YOU SAY?

LOOK, I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS THING.

YOU SEEM TO KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.

WHY DON'T WE JUST LEAVE IT WITH YOU?

ARE YOU NUTS?

THE GOLDEN WARRIOR WAS GIVEN TO YOU.

ONLY YOU CAN DELIVER IT TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE.

LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY.

FEAR HOLDS YOU BACK.

YOU MUST CONQUER IT IF YOU WANT TO TRULY LIVE.

AND YOU, PACHACUTEC'S BLOOD RUNS THROUGH YOUR VEINS.

BUT IF YOU CARE ONLY FOR MONEY, THAT IS ALL YOU WILL EVER HAVE.

I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.

LOOK, LADY, THIS ISN'T OUR BUSINESS.

IT'S NOT EVEN MY COUNTRY.

ALL I WANT IS OUT.

COME ON, JUANITO, LET'S GO.

PACHACUTEC FACED A SUPERIOR ENEMY, BUT HE DARED TO GO INTO

BATTLE, AND THE STONES OF THE BATTLEFIELD WERE TRANSFORMED

INTO WARRIORS.

THEY FOUGHT BY HIS SIDE, AND HE FULFILLED HIS DESTINY.

NOW YOUR DESTINIES ARE MARRIED TO THE GOLDEN WARRIOR.

YOU WILL GO TO CUZCO.

YOU WILL BRING THE FIGURINE TO THE GREAT INCA.

BUT IT WILL BE DANGEROUS.

YOU WILL BE AIDED BY THE SMOKING BIRD.

YOU WILL WALK BAREFOOT ON THE RIVER OF FIRE.

AND AT THE FULL MOON, YOU WILL DO BATTLE ON THE FIELD OF

CORPSES.

SOUNDS LIKE FUN AND EVERYTHING, BUT I'M GOIN' BACK

TO THE 20th CENTURY.

YOU MAY WISH IT WAS NOT SO, BUT YOU ARE ON A QUEST.

LOOK, I'D LOVE TO HELP AND ALL, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO

FIND THIS GREAT INCA.

A CAB COMPANY.

THEY HAVE CABS THAT GO TO THE GREAT INCA?

THIS IS WHACKED OUT.

I DON'T WANNA BE ON A QUEST.

I JUST WANNA MAKE A STUPID PHONE CALL.

WELL, HOW ABOUT A TICKET TO...

TO THE POLICE STATION.

LOOK, JUANITO, THIS IS AS FAR AS I GO.

WE GO STRAIGHT TO THE COPS, WE CAN GET THIS THING OFF OUR

HANDS.

YEAH, BOSS.

SO IS THAT THE STATION?

YEAH. BUT LOOK, I DON'T LIKE COPS, AND THEY SURE DON'T LIKE

ME, SO I'M JUST GONNA WAIT HERE.

YEAH, SURE. WHATEVER.

WAIT. NOW WHAT?

I WANT SOME MUSIC WHILE I WAIT.

I'M NOT GONNA BE THAT LONG.

WITH THE STORY YOU HAVE TO TELL?

WITH THE STORY YOU HAVE TO TELL?

I'M AMERICAN.

I'M LOST.

I NEED TO CALL MY FATHER.

¿SI? YES?

I'M AMERICAN.

MY NAME IS MAX BLAKE.

AH, YOU.

YOU ARE THE BOY WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

YOU NAME IT.

YOUR FATHER SAID YOU GOT LOST IN MACHU PICCHU.

HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

IT'S A LONG STORY.

OKAY. I HAVE TO GO ON PATROL NOW, BUT THE SERGEANT JUST

TELEPHONED YOUR FATHER.

HE'S COMING RIGHT OVER, OKAY?

( sighs ) SON!

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

LET'S GO HOME, SON.

HELP ME!

HE'S NOT MY FATHER.

GET OFFICER RAMIREZ.

SMILE, MAX...

OR YOUR DEAD.

NO, NO, NOT HERE IN FRONT OF THE COP SHOP, YOU IDIOT.

GET IN THE CAR, LET'S GO.

GONNA TAKE US A NICE LITTLE RIDE IN THE COUNTRY, AND WE'LL HAVE

A LITTLE TALK.

( honks horn ) NOW, MAX, YOU'RE NOT GONNA

CRY ON US, ARE YOU?

HEY, VELASCO, HAND ME A KLEENEX, WILL YOU?

( stuttering ) OH, GREAT.

THANKS FOR USIN' MY NAME, BECKER.

AH, COOL OUT. MAX IS NOT GONNA CAUSE US ANY TROUBLE,

ARE YA?

WHAT'D YOU DO TO MY DAD?

I IMAGINE HE'S ON THE TRAIN TO CUZCO BY NOW.

HE WENT TO MACHU PICCHU THIS MORNING AND GOT YOUR MESSAGE.

WHAT MESSAGE?

ROBBIE, IT'S THE TENTH TIME YOU'VE READ THAT THING.

I KNOW.

IT'S JUST SUCH A WILD GOOSE CHASE; ALL THE WAY BACK TO MACHU

PICCHU JUST TO FIND OUT HE GOT THE TRAIN TO CUZCO.

YOU KNOW, IT IS TIME-HONORED VACATION LORE: IF YOU GET

SEPARATED, MEET ME BACK AT THE HOTEL.

DIDN'T YOUR PARENTS USED TO TELL YOU THAT?

YEAH, I KNOW.

ANYWAY, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN HE'D OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE TO COME

BACK TO ROOM SERVICE AND CABLE TV.

IT BETTER BE IN HERE, KID.

SHAME. WHEN I WAS A KID, WE MADE OUR OWN FUN.

SHAME. WHEN I WAS A KID, WE MADE OUR OWN FUN.

OKAY, MAX, OUR LATE FRIEND, MR. LOGAN, GAVE YOU SOMETHING

BEFORE HE DIED, BUT HE STOLE IT FROM US, AND WE WANT IT BACK.

IT WAS IN THERE.

I SWEAR.

SO YOUR LITTLE FRIEND HAS IT.

HE'S NOT MY FRIEND.

OH? THAT'S A SHAME.

BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T HELP US FIND HIM, AND OUR PROPERTY,

I'M GONNA TEAR YOUR LIVER OUT AND FEED IT TO YOU.

I BET YOU HATE LIVER, DON'T YOU, MAX?

( engine faltering ) Becker: AH! NOW WHAT'S WRONG

WITH THIS HEAP?

THAT'S A BIG HELP.

I HOPE YOU BROKE YOUR FOOT, YOU BIG MORON.

YOU GOT A FEW MINUTES TO THINK THIS OVER.

USE IT.

HAVE YOU GOT IT FIXED YET?

WHAT'S WITH THESE MONKEYS?

OH.

GET OUTTA THE WAY.

LET ME SEE IF I CAN DO SOMETHING.

LET ME SEE IF I CAN DO SOMETHING.

JUANITO, LOCK IT!

HEY, VELASCO, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

HEY, VELASCO, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

GOOD-BYE!

WHY'D YOU SPLIT?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CAN TALK RIGHT NOW?

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DRIVING A MERCEDES!

I'M DRIVING A MERCEDES.

GO LEFT.

GO RIGHT.

GO RIGHT.

TREE!

MOVE, TREE!

JUANITO, WATCH OUT FOR THE ROCK!

WHOA! A ROCK! A ROCK!

WATCH OUT FOR THE...

( both screaming ) ALL RIGHT! FINALLY GOT TO

DRIVE A MERCEDES! YES!

( train whistle blows ) JUANITO, THE TRAIN!

IT'S THE TRAIN, JUANITO.

JUANITO, HURRY UP!

IT'S GETTING CLOSER.

COME ON!

( train whistle blowing ) JUANITO, HURRY!

LOOKS LIKE WE HIT SOMETHING.

OH, GREAT. MORE DELAYS.

Becker: BASTARDS.

BAILED OUT ON US.

TAKE A LOOK AROUND.

I'LL WAIT HERE.

SEE IF THEY DOUBLED BACK.

LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.

DAD?

DAD!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THEY'LL SEE YOU.

WHAT?

DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

SORRY. I DIDN'T SEE YOU.

OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

( stuttering ) C-C-C-COULDN'T FIND...

HEY, HEY, TAKE IT EASY.

THEY'RE OUT HERE WATCHING US SOMEWHERE, OKAY?

I THINK I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE THEM COME TO US.

HEY, BUDDY, YOU'RE ABOUT TO MISS THE TRAIN.

DAD.

OH, GRACIAS, GRACIAS.

DAD! NO!

WAIT! DAD!

DAD!

DAD!

WAIT!

STOP!

DAD!

PLEASE COME BACK!

DAD!

HEY, MAX.

WHY'D YOU COME BACK?

WELL, SAVING YOUR LIFE IS GONNA COST EXTRA, OF COURSE.

YOU KNOW THAT WHATCHA-MA-CALL HER, THE...

THE CURANDERA.

YEAH, EXACTLY.

DIDN'T SHE SAY WE WERE GONNA TAKE THIS THING TO CUZCO?

YEAH. SO?

DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE STARTING TO BELIEVE THAT STUFF.

BEWARE THE FIELD OF CORPSES.

LOOK OUT FOR THE SMOKING BIRD.

IT COULDN'T BE.

THAT SURE LOOKS LIKE A SMOKING BIRD TO ME.

COME ON!

CUZCO. HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO CUZCO.

YES! HE'S GOTTA GIVE US A RIDE.

WE'LL PAY HIM.

WITH WHAT?

( CD playing ) ADIOS, MUCHACHOS.

GRACIAS. DE NADA.

DAD?

DAD!

DAD!

( both speaking Spanish ) ASK HIM WHERE HE GOT THIS.

I JUST DID. HE SAID SOME GRINGO, WE JUST MISSED HIM.

COME ON. LET'S GO.

LOOK, YOU GUYS, IF IT'S MONEY YOU WANT...

WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS SHUT UP.

DAD. DAD!

DAD, WAIT!

DAD!

DAD!!

CALL THE POLICE.

WE'RE BEING KIDNAPPED.

DON'T. STOP IT!

NOT TOO SMART, PAL.

JUANITO, I'M STUCK.

YEAH, ME, TOO.

JUANITO, FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!

AH! FIRE!

YOU WILL WALK BAREFOOT...

ON THE RIVER OF FIRE.

( phone ringing ) HELLO, CUZCO TAXI?

WELL, HERE WE GO.

( speaking Spanish ) FRANCISCO, FRANCISCO, THE

CURANDERA SAID THAT YOU WERE GONNA TAKE US TO...

I AM FRANCISCO.

LET ME SEE THAT.

THE CURANDERA GIVE YOU THIS?

YEAH. SHE SAID YOU'D HELP US.

WE NEED TO FIND THE GREAT INCA.

( speaking foreign language ) WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?

I DON'T KNOW. IT'S QUECHUA, THE INCA LANGUAGE.

( speaking Quechua ) WE'LL TAKE YOU TO THE

GREAT INCA.

WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

IT'S LIKE THE ROOM IS ALIVE.

( electronic feedback ) ( drumming )

IT'S HIM.

IT'S THE GREAT INCA.

( man speaking over P.A. ) WHAT IS THIS?

I AM THE GREAT INCA, LAST OF THE NOBLE LINE OF

WARRIOR KINGS.

IT'S THE CAB DRIVER.

( speaking foreign language ) I HAVE JOINED OTHERS OF INCA

BLOOD TO PRESERVE OUR SACRED OBJECTS OF OUR PAST.

WELCOME TO THE GREAT INCA MUSEUM.

AH, GEEZ, THIS IS WHY THEY BROUGHT US THROUGH THE BACK WAY.

THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF BOGUSITY.

THE GREAT INCA WILL SEE YOU NOW.

LOOK, JUST FORGET IT.

HEY, HE PROBABLY HAS SOMEONE TO PICK UP AT THE AIRPORT OR

SOMETHING.

COME ON, MAX. WE CAME ALL THIS WAY.

OKAY, KIDS.

WHAT IS IT YOU HAVE FOR THE GREAT INCA?

LOOK, UH, NO OFFENSE OR ANYTHING, BUT ARE YOU SURE THERE

ISN'T MAYBE ANOTHER GREAT INCA SOMEWHERE ELSE?

HE IS WHO HE SAYS HE IS.

OKAY.

THE NINTH INCA.

PACHACUTEC.

YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TOMB?

WHICH TOMB IS THAT?

THE TOMB WAS FOUND NOT LONG AGO, REOPENED BY HUAQUEROS.

GRAVE ROBBERS, RIGHT?

YEAH.

A FOREIGN BUYER IS COMING TO CUZCO TO BUY THE TREASURE VERY

SOON, ACCORDING TO THE RUMORS.

BUT THE COLLECTION IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT THE GOLDEN WARRIOR.

HE'S VERY PRECIOUS.

VERY SPECIAL.

SO WE'VE DONE WHAT THE CURANDERA SAID.

WE'VE DELIVERED THE GOLDEN WARRIOR TO THE GREAT INCA.

YEAH.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU?!

WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE.

THE SMOKING BIRD, THE RIVER OF FIRE--WE FULFILLED THE PROPHECY.

ALL WE GET IS A THANK YOU?

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

FOR RETURN OF STOLEN TREASURE, THERE IS A CASH REWARD.

CASH?

THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

SO WE WON'T INSULT YOU BY REFUSING...

SHUT UP, JUANITO!

WHAT ABOUT MY DAD?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

THE HUAQUEROS, THEY'VE GOT MY DAD.

COME ON, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.

ASK THE GREAT INCA.

HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO.

WHAT CAN WE DO?

YOU THINK THAT WE ARE RAMBO?

( laughter ) I THOUGHT YOU WERE INCAS.

JUST FORGET IT.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT MYSELF.

GIVE IT BACK.

IT BELONGS HERE.

YOU'RE JUST LIKE THEM!

ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THAT DAMN TREASURE.

( speaks Quechua ) WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE YOU

GOING?

TO THE HOTEL.

WAIT FOR THEM TO CALL.

LET BECKER HAVE HIS DAMN GOLDEN WARRIOR.

I DON'T CARE.

AND THEN WHAT? YOU GO BACK TO YOUR BIG HOUSE IN THE STATES,

AND WHAT DO I HAVE LEFT?

SOME MEMORIES?

OH, SO THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT, THE MONEY.

IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT, SURE, BUT WE HAD A DEAL,

AND YOU OWE ME.

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.

THAT'S ALL YOU CARE ABOUT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO CARE ABOUT IT, I DO, OR ELSE I STARVE.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, TOUGH.

IT'S JUST BUSINESS.

OH, MY GOD, MAX!

IT'S REBECCA.

YOU'RE OKAY.

MAX, THEY'VE GOT YOUR FATHER.

YEAH, I KNOW.

THEY SENT ME BACK HERE TO GET YOU.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO CATCH THE LAST MONUMENT TOUR BUS AND GET OFF AT

THE LAST STOP.

I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF ONE THING.

HERE. WHO'S THIS?

IT'S JUST THE KID I HIRED TO GET ME BACK HERE.

I'M JUST PAYING HIM OFF.

WHAT?

LOOK, ALL I WANNA DO IS GET MY DAD BACK.

I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR SECRET PLANS OR LAST-MINUTE SURPRISES,

OKAY?

DON'T YOU TRUST ME?

( scoffs ) FINE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY.

HEY.

IT'S LIKE YOU SAID.

IT'S JUST BUSINESS.

WHERE TO, SIR?

LET'S GO SHOPPING. BIEN.

IT'S INCREDIBLE.

IT'S A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME FIND.

YEAH, AND I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO BECKER.

YOU?

NO WAY, MAX. IT'S WAY TOO RISKY.

LOOK, I'M THE ADULT, I'LL DO IT.

I BROUGHT THIS THING HERE THROUGH HELL AND HIGH WATER.

BESIDES, HE'S MY FATHER.

BUT YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES FOR HIM.

LOOK, MAYBE YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR IT, BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.

THEN LET'S FIGURE OUT HOW WE'RE GONNA GET HIM BACK.

ONE FOR THE MONUMENT TOUR, POR FAVOR.

GRACIAS.

( rock music plays ) ♪ I GOT MONEY TO BURN

MAKIN' MILLION-DOLLAR HEADLINES

I'M JUST SITTIN' ON A GOLD MINE GONNA HAVE MYSELF A GOOD TIME ♪

I'M JUST SITTIN' ON A GOLD MINE GONNA HAVE MYSELF A GOOD TIME ♪

Guide: HERE, A LONG AND BLOODY STRUGGLE RAGED BETWEEN

PIZZARO'S CONQUISTADORES AND MANCO INCA AND HIS MEN.

WHEN IT WAS OVER, THE BATTLEFIELD BELOW WAS LITTERED

WITH THOUSANDS OF DEAD, AND THE INCA EMPIRE WAS LOST.

SWARMS OF CONDORS DESCENDED TO FEED UPON THE BODIES.

TODAY, THE CITY'S COAT OF ARMS INCLUDES EIGHT CONDORS, A

TRIBUTE TO THE INCA WARRIORS WHO DIED HERE ON THE FIELD OF

CORPSES.

( screeching ) Tourist: SO THE BATTLE OF...

WHAT'S IT CALLED?

SAQSAYHUAMAN.

Guide: IT LOOKS LIKE A TONGUE TWISTER, BUT REALLY, IT'S VERY

SIMPLE, ESPECIALLY FOR YOU GENTLEMEN.

JUST SAY IT AS "SEXY WOMAN," AND YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.

( laughter ) PLEASE, YOU GOTTA TELL ME.

I KNOW THE BUS LEFT ALREADY.

I JUST WANNA KNOW WHEN THE LAST STOP IS.

THIS ONE. THE RUINS OF "SEXY WOMAN."

THIS ONE. THE RUINS OF "SEXY WOMAN."

OH, MY GOD. THE FULL MOON.

SEXY WOMAN, IT WASN'T A PERSON.

IT WAS A PLACE.

IT'S ALL HAPPENING HERE, TONIGHT.

IT'S ALL HAPPENING HERE, TONIGHT.

♪ 'CAUSE I GOT MONEY TO BURN♪

CAMBIO, CAMBIO.

CAMBIO.

( speaks Spanish ) YOU'D BETTER BE HERE, KID.

YOU'D BETTER BE SMART.

LONG TIME NO SEE, SONNY BOY.

SO, BECKER, WHERE'S MY DAD?

HE'S SAFE.

WHERE'S THE THING?

SAFE. I HID IT.

AND I WANNA SEE MY DAD BEFORE I TURN IT OVER.

( laughs ) YOU'RE TURNING INTO A REAL

DESPERADO, AIN'T YOU, MAX?

VELASCO.

MAX!

DAD!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP.

YOU CAN PLAY HUGGY BEAR LATER.

RIGHT NOW, TAKE US TO THE GOODS.

SURE. BUT MY DAD COMES WITH US.

MAX, YOU CRACK ME UP.

YOU LITTLE PUNK.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CALL THE SHOTS?

MAX, JUST DO WHAT HE SAYS.

IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TO SHOW WHEN YOUR BUYER GETS HERE,

YOU DO IT MY WAY.

YOU GOT SOME STONES, KID. IF WE GIVE IT TO YOU, WE CAN

GO, RIGHT?

YEAH, THAT'S THE DEAL.

DAD, COME ON!

RELAX. THEY'RE NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE.

DAD, THIS WAY.

STUPID KID NEVER KNEW WHAT HE HAD.

I DON'T THINK THESE GUYS ARE GONNA LET US GO.

I DIDN'T THINK SO EITHER.

( shrill whistle ) NICE TRY, KID.

CUIDADO!

GO, GO, GO!

ESPERE!

ESPERE!

Max: ALL RIGHT! BECKER'S GONNA BE PISSED!

WHAT DID YOU DO?

STOP THE CAR. I WANT THAT KID!

Robbie: WHAT IS THAT?

COME ON, GO, REBECCA!

I CAN'T SEE.

COULDN'T LET YOU GO.

PARTY'S JUST STARTING.

( laughs ) WELL?

AS PROMISED.

UNMISTAKABLY 15th CENTURY, MR. BECKER.

OKAY, LOAD 'EM UP.

UNO, DOS, TRES.

( loud rumbling ) OH, MY GOD!

THE GREAT INCA.

WHO?

WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?

VELASCO, TAKE HIM OUT.

WAY TO GO, FRANCISCO!

YOU KNOW THESE GUYS?

( grunts ) ( exclaims )

( all chanting ) WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

WE'RE LEAVING NOW.

YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO US.

YEAH, JUANITO!

LOOK OUT!

NO WAY! MAX, WAIT!

JUANITO. JUANITO YOU COWARD.

YES!

WE GOT HIM!

YES! OH!

( grunting ) AH! OH! COME HERE!

I COULDN'T LET YOU GO.

THE PARTY'S JUST STARTING.

PACHACUTEC!

All: PACHACUTEC!

( P.A. announcement in Spanish )

JUANITO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

HOW ABOUT "SEE YOU SOON"?

COUNT ON IT.

GOOD-BYE, MY FRIEND.

ADIOS, MI AMIGO.

HEY, YOU GUYS, ONE MORE PICTURE, HUH?

HERE, I'LL TAKE IT.

COME ON, NO WAY, REBECCA.

JOIN THE GROUP.

I'LL TAKE THE PICTURE.

SAY CHEESE.

CHEESE.

NIKON. COOL.

JUANITO, YOU'VE BEEN A VERY GOOD FRIEND TO MY SON.

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING I CAN DO FOR YOU.

HOW ABOUT $10,000 AMERICAN?

UH, WELL, I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING MAYBE...

JUST KIDDING.

FIRST ADVENTURE, FREE OF CHARGE.

YOU'RE SURE THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO?

NO, NO. NICE WATCH.

DOES THAT SHOW THE DATE?

Woman on P.A.: ATENCION, POR FAVOR.

EL VUELO AMERICANA NUMERO SEIS TRES UNO CON DESTINO A LIMA

ESTAN VACANDO POR LA PUERTA NUMERO CUATRO.

ATENCION, POR FAVOR.

EL VUELO AMERICANA NUMERO SEIS TRES UNO CON DESTINACION A LIMA

ESTAN VACANDO POR LA PUERTA NUMERO CUATRO.

GOOD-BYE!

GOOD-BYE!

RIGHT ON TIME.