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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,969 --> 00:00:05,039 - NOW THE REASON WE'RE HERE 2 00:00:05,073 --> 00:00:08,213 IS TO LOVE EACH OTHER 3 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:11,112 TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER 4 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:15,175 WHEN LOVE WALKS IN THE ROOM 5 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:18,486 EVERYBODY STAND UP 6 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:21,359 OH, IT'S GOOD, GOOD, GOOD 7 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:23,359 SAY I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU 8 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:25,091 I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU 9 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:30,296 10 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:36,673 - I WAS THINKING A TIFFANY'S KEY CHAIN, 11 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,674 BUT SINCE WE BOTH LOVE HORROR MOVIES 12 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:40,506 I THOUGHT THIS MADE MORE SENSE. 13 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,311 - IT'S PERFECT. 14 00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:43,813 BUT I DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING. 15 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:45,214 - EH. 16 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:48,246 - OH! I DID GET WAXED THIS MORNING. 17 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:50,482 - BEST GIFT EVER. 18 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:53,348 I'LL SEE YOU LATER TONIGHT. 19 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,857 - CAN'T WAIT. 20 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:59,729 JAMES, I'M MOVING IN WITH CHARLIE TONIGHT. 21 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,830 - YEAH, FINALLY. 22 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:03,532 - I KNOW. RIGHT? 23 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:04,874 I'VE NEVER LIVED WITH A GUY BEFORE. 24 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,328 - NO. NO, NO, NO. 25 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:07,637 FINALLY, I MEAN, SOMEBODY'S OPENING UP TO ME. 26 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:08,598 THANK YOU FOR SEEING ME 27 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:11,106 NOT JUST AS AN UNAPPROACHABLE MASTER CHEF, 28 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,409 BUT A HUMAN BEING. 29 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:13,670 - YOU KNOW I'M ONLY TELLING YOU 30 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,237 BECAUSE ANNIE'S ON MATERNITY LEAVE, RIGHT? 31 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:16,836 - THAT'S OKAY, I'M ONLY BEING NICE TO YOU 32 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,647 BECAUSE I'M THREE DAYS CLEAN. 33 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:19,779 ONE DAY AT A TIME, RIGHT? 34 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:21,383 TOMORROW I COULD WAKE UP IN A DUMPSTER, 35 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:22,775 BUT TODAY...I CARE. 36 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,848 - OH, LUIS, I'M MOVING IN WITH CHARLIE THIS WEEKEND. 37 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:30,487 - AFTER TWO MONTHS? THAT'S VERY LESBIAN OF YOU. 38 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,534 - I KNOW, BUT I'M HAPPY FOR THE FIRST TIME, 39 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,160 AND YOU KNOW, WHY WAIT? 40 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,895 - BECAUSE YOUR PATTERN IS TO RUN SCREAMING 41 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,499 THE MINUTE THINGS GET HARD. 42 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:39,331 - NOT THIS TIME. IT'S DIFFERENT WITH CHARLIE. 43 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:41,297 I'M NOT EVEN KEEPING MY APARTMENT AS A SAFETY NET. 44 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:42,795 - OOH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 45 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,606 - RIGHT? IT'S A MISTAKE. 46 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:47,378 - I'M SORRY, WHO ASKED YOU? 47 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:50,608 WHY DOES STUPID ANNIE HAVE TO BE ON STUPID MATERNITY LEAVE? 48 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:54,324 - [chuckles] - ON US, GUYS. 49 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:55,478 - SO... 50 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:57,816 - SEE, THIS IS WHY I MISS ANNIE. 51 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:59,391 BECAUSE EVEN IF I WAS MAKING A MISTAKE, 52 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:01,190 SHE USED TO TELL ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE FINE 53 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:02,662 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO. 54 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:04,190 - THEY LIE TO YOUR FACE? 55 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,885 - WE'RE DONE TALKING. 56 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:09,796 I AM COOL AND CONFIDENT ABOUT THIS DECISION. 57 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:12,670 YES, I KNOW YOU ONLY GAVE BIRTH FOUR DAYS AGO, 58 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,840 BUT I'M PANICKING. - OH, YOU'RE PANICKING? 59 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,568 I AM LEAKING MILK. 60 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:18,874 EVERYONE SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND I HAD THIS BABY FOR MY SISTER 61 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:21,536 EXCEPT MY BOOBS. I HAVE REALLY DUMB BOOBS. 62 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:22,875 - I'M SORRY. OKAY, I AM. 63 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:25,610 BUT THIS THING WITH CHARLIE, I MOVE IN YESTERDAY 64 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,716 AND THIS MORNING I WAKE UP WITH A FULL BODY RASH. 65 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,848 I HONESTLY THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO COMMITMENT. 66 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,923 - YOU ARE NOT ALLERGIC TO COMMITMENT. 67 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:33,652 YOU PROBABLY JUST HAVE BEDBUGS. 68 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,417 - WHAT? 69 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:37,486 - OH, YEAH. THEY ARE VERY IN RIGHT NOW. 70 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:38,755 I THINK JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRLS 71 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:39,932 ARE WEARING THEM WITH KNEE SOCKS. 72 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,730 HONEY, RELAX. WE LOVE CHARLIE. 73 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:46,534 - EH... WE DO, DON'T WE? 74 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,897 - YES! GO! BE WITH HIM. 75 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:51,266 - OKAY. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ITCHING? 76 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:53,605 YOU DON'T ACTUALLY THINK IT'S BEDBUGS, DO YOU? 77 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,841 - OH, NO. IT COULD BE ANYTHING. 78 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,606 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD CHECK HIS SHEETS. 79 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,745 HE'S PROBABLY HAD THOSE BAD BOYS SINCE COLLEGE. 80 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,650 WHO KNOWS WHAT FUNKY STUFF IS ON THERE. 81 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,322 - [gasps] - I GOTTA GO. BYE. 82 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:06,351 [phone beeps] 83 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,933 - HEY. COME BACK TO BED. 84 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,560 - UH, YEAH. NO, I THINK I'M UP. 85 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,266 - WHAT? 86 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,228 THIS IS THE BEST PART OF MOVING IN TOGETHER. 87 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:20,597 WE CAN HAVE MORNING SEX, 88 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:22,904 AND I CAN SLEEP IN LATE WHILE YOU MAKE ME EGGS. 89 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:23,966 OR PANCAKES. 90 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,814 YOU KNOW WHAT, CHEF'S CHOICE. 91 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,909 - [giggles] OKAY. 92 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,781 UM, HEY, RANDOM QUESTION FOR YOU, 93 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,911 YOU DON'T HAVE BEDBUGS DO YOU? 94 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:35,746 - THAT'S, LIKE, THE MODERN EQUIVALENT 95 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,793 OF ACCUSING SOMEONE OF HAVING AN STD. 96 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,688 - OH, MY GOD, DO YOU HAVE AN STD? 97 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,820 - NO, NO! DO YOU? 98 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:44,485 - NO, CERTAINLY NOT! 99 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:48,025 I JUST, UM...SEE, I HAVE THESE BITES OR SOMETHING, 100 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,761 AND I WOULD JUST-- CAN WE JUST PLEASE CHECK? 101 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:51,727 - THIS--THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 102 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,965 I MEAN, I'M NOT ITCHING, AND IT'S NOT LIKE THIS 103 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,971 IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE EVER SLEPT HERE BEFORE. 104 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:58,773 [both screaming] 105 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,366 - GROSS! GROSS, GROSS, GROSS! 106 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:02,808 YOU HAVE BEDBUGS! - YEAH, YOU BROUGHT THEM! 107 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:03,913 - HOW CAN I POSSIBLY BRING THEM? 108 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,754 I DID NOT HAVE BEDBUGS IN MY APARTMENT. 109 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,819 - OKAY, WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE THEM BEFORE YOU MOVED IN! 110 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,878 - YOU ALSO DIDN'T HAVE HAND TOWELS BEFORE I MOVED IN. 111 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,987 AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WASHED YOUR SHEETS, MISTER? 112 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,589 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 113 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:14,921 LET'S JUST NOT BLAME EACH OTHER. 114 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,385 - YOU BLAMED ME FIRST. 115 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:19,589 RIGHT, YOU MEAN LIKE THAT. 116 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:21,057 - WAIT, I KNOW A GUY. 117 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,364 HE CALLS HIMSELF "THE BEDBUG EXORCIST." 118 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:24,997 - I DON'T WANNA CONVERT THEM TO CHRISTIANITY. 119 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:26,602 I WANT TO KILL THEM. - YEAH. 120 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,374 THAT'S WHAT HE DOES AFTER HE FINDS THEM. 121 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:29,872 - DUDE, I THINK WE FOUND THEM. 122 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:30,943 - BUT THE WHOLE PLACE COULD BE INFESTED. 123 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,671 THEY COULD BE IN THE WALLS, THE FLOOR, OUR HAIR. 124 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,576 - OH! SHUT UP AND GOOGLE HIM ALREADY. 125 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,907 [doorbell buzzes] 126 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:41,046 - OH, THANK GOD. ARE YOU THE BEDBUG EXORCIST? 127 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:42,921 - NO, I'M THE TUPPERWARE LADY. 128 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,650 WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SET UP MY TUPPERWARE? 129 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,745 NEXT TO THE COFFEE CAKE? 130 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:47,987 - OH, GREAT. HE'S THAT GUY. 131 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:54,432 - HELLO. I AM WAYNE MICHELLE. 132 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,832 AND THIS IS BREEZEY, MY ASSOCIATE. 133 00:04:56,864 --> 00:05:00,634 HE HANDLES THE MONEY. [chuckles] 134 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:01,968 I'M JOKING. HE'S A DOG. 135 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:05,807 - THANK YOU FOR COMING ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 136 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,909 - YOU'RE LUCKY I WAS AVAILABLE. 137 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:11,011 ANGELA LANSBURY CANCELLED. SHE GAVE UP. 138 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:13,454 THEY OWN HER BROWNSTONE NOW. 139 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:15,081 LET'S GET STARTED. 140 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:17,045 I'LL TAKE TWO FINGERS OF WHISKEY, NEAT, 141 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:19,594 AND A GLASS OF MILK FOR ME. 142 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:22,790 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 143 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,033 - BY THE WAY, THAT... IT'S NOT GOING TO HELP. 144 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,728 THEY DON'T COME OUT DURING THE DAY, 145 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:27,830 THEY ARE NOCTURNES. 146 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:31,427 - UM, QUESTION. 147 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:32,895 WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE GETTING BIT? 148 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,673 - MANY THEORIES. 149 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:37,142 WOMEN HAVE THINNER SKIN, SO THEY FEEL IT MORE. 150 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:40,870 MEN HAVE A HIGHER LEVEL OF NATURALLY-OCCURRING HISTAMINES. 151 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,938 MY THEORY... 152 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:45,646 MAYBE YOU'RE JUST DELICIOUS. - OKAY. 153 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,949 - OH, FEATHERS! YOU'VE GOT BOOKS. 154 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:50,581 - THOSE ARE--THOSE ARE MINE. I JUST MOVED IN. 155 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:52,848 - THIS WAS ANGELA'S DOWNFALL. 156 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:55,956 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT BEDBUGS MAKE THEIR HOME IN BOOKS. 157 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:58,159 WHY WOULD YOU BRING THESE IN HERE? 158 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,791 - TO LOOK SMART. 159 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,897 - IT'S OKAY; I HAVEN'T READ A LOT OF MINE EITHER. 160 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:03,799 - WE ARE GOING TO NEED TO SEAL CRACKS, FUMIGATE, 161 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,931 REPLACE THE MATTRESS, AND STEAM CLEAN. 162 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,836 - REALLY? WE HAVE TO DO ALL THAT? 163 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:08,738 - OH, BELIEVE ME. 164 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:11,039 THIS IS JUST THE START OF YOUR ORDEAL. 165 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:14,581 I HAVE SEEN BEDBUGS LITERALLY RIP COUPLES APART. 166 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:16,906 NOT LITERALLY. 167 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:19,784 MOSTLY THEY JUST SUCK YOUR BLOOD. 168 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:22,823 HERE'S HOPING YOU TWO BUCK THE ODDS. 169 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:27,462 BEWEGEN SICH SCHNELL, BREEZEY. 170 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,733 - WELL... 171 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:33,859 AT LEAST WE CAN STAY AT YOUR PLACE DURING THE FUMIGATION. 172 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,134 - EXCEPT WE CAN'T. I GAVE IT UP, REMEMBER? 173 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:38,603 - ALREADY? - WELL, YEAH, I-- 174 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:39,932 SO I WOULDN'T HAVE A SAFETY NET. 175 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:41,497 I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED. 176 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:44,195 - IT WAS...BEFORE I KNEW WE HAD BEDBUGS. 177 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,967 - [barking] 178 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,977 - THEY'RE HERE. 179 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:58,888 - I THINK WE SHOULD JUST LIVE HERE. 180 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,719 - I'M DOWN WITH THAT. 181 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,664 I MEAN, WE'LL RUN OUT OF MONEY PRETTY SOON, 182 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:04,060 YOU'LL HAVE TO TURN TRICKS. 183 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,861 I GUESS I COULD HIDE IN THE BATHROOM. 184 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,164 - WHY DO YOU GET TO BE THE PIMP? 185 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:09,825 - YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 186 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:10,903 WE'LL TRADE OFF. 187 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,931 FIRST, WE'LL HAVE TO GET YOU HOOKED ON THE DRAGON 188 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,966 SO YOU DON'T STRAY FROM DADDY. 189 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:17,967 - BABE, DID YOU GET BIT? 190 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,905 - NO, I THINK... 191 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,040 I'M BEING BITTEN! 192 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:24,554 - AH! - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! 193 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:27,918 - NO, SIR, WE ARE 100% CLEAN. 194 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,718 WE JUST HAD OUR WEEKLY INSPECTION 195 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,020 IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE THE CERTIFICATE. 196 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,891 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE BEDBUG? 197 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,760 BECAUSE I'M LOOKING AT ONE RIGHT NOW. 198 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,688 - OKAY, SIR. 199 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:39,034 UNFORTUNATELY, THEY ARE HITCHHIKERS. 200 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,959 THEY TRAVEL IN LUGGAGE AND CLOTHES, 201 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,834 SO FOR MY RECORDS, 202 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:45,873 HAVE YOU BEEN ANYWHERE THAT HAD OR HAS BEDBUGS? 203 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,669 - SO THEY HAVE THEM TOO? 204 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:51,944 - NO, WE HAVE THEM. 205 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,942 THEY'RE WITH US. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 206 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,844 - THEY HITCHHIKE! 207 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:58,176 - OKAY, CREEPY WAYNE MICHELLE DID NOT MENTION THAT. 208 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:02,121 [knocking] 209 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,891 - SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, 210 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:06,919 BUT I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 211 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:08,164 IT'S INDELICATE, I KNOW. 212 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,658 BUT BEDBUGS ARE DEATH TO THE HOTEL BUSINESS. 213 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,091 - YEAH, WE UNDERSTAND. 214 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:15,025 - NOW. YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW. 215 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:17,132 - OKAY, YEAH, WE'LL PACK OUR BAGS, AND THEN WE'LL-- 216 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,974 - NOT NECESSARY. WE'LL STEAM CLEAN EVERYTHING. 217 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,740 YOU CAN PICK UP YOUR CLOTHES TOMORROW. 218 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:25,639 WE'LL COVER THE ROOM, YOUR ROBES, ANY EXPENSES. 219 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:26,813 - WHAT ABOUT THE MINIBAR? 220 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,940 - WHAT DID YOU HAVE? 221 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:31,976 - JUST A SODA, SOME CASHEWS. 222 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:36,554 - WE'LL COVER THE BEVERAGE, BUT NOT THE NUTS. 223 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,294 IT'S HOW WE MAKE OUR MONEY. 224 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,718 NOW GET OUT. - BUT... 225 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,094 WHAT ABOUT OUR CLOTHES? WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WEAR? 226 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,571 - THEY'RE MY FRIENDS, SO LET ME DO THE TALKING. 227 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:02,308 ALL RIGHT? - FINE. 228 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,242 HEY, GUYS! 229 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,577 - NOT DIGGING THE MATCHING OUTFITS. 230 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,254 IS THAT NECESSARY? 231 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,881 WAIT, DUDE! 232 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,887 WAIT, IS THIS ONE OF THOSE CRAZY SURPRISE ENGAGEMENTS? 233 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,319 - MURDER, HE WOULDN'T BE SURPRISING US, 234 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,994 HE'D BE SURPRISING JODIE. - NOW YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE. 235 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,034 - WE JUST MOVED IN TOGETHER. WE'RE NOT GETTING ENGAGED. 236 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,159 - NOT EVERY GIRL WANTS TO GET ENGAGED, YOU IDIOT. 237 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:24,834 - LOOK, YOU GUYS ARE MY CLOSEST FRIENDS. 238 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:27,225 AND THIS IS HARD TO SAY, BUT WE... 239 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:28,667 - NEVER SHOULD'VE MOVED IN TOGETHER. 240 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,142 - DUDE, WE TOLD YOU IT WAS TOO FAST, 241 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,770 YOU'RE BOTH COMMITMENT-PHOBES, 242 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,635 AND CHARLIE'S STILL HUNG UP ON THAT RUSSIAN MODEL. 243 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:34,984 - JODIE'S WAY COOLER THAN ANKA. 244 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,178 - ANKA? - WE'RE NOT BREAKING UP. 245 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,380 WE HAVE BEDBUGS! - UGH, DUDE! 246 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,822 - LISTEN...WE DISCOVERED THEM A COUPLE NIGHTS AGO 247 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,950 AFTER JODIE MOVED IN, AND WE'RE GETTING THE PLACE FUMIGATED, 248 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,285 SO WE NEED SOMEWHERE TO STAY. 249 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,789 - YEAH, I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY THAT BAD 250 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:49,722 ONCE YOU GET USED TO IT. 251 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:52,027 YOU JUST HAVE TO BATHE A LOT, MOVE AROUND. 252 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:57,234 - GUYS, COME ON, REALLY? 253 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,834 - ALL RIGHT. GIRL CAN STAY WITH US. 254 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:02,637 - WE COME AS A PAIR. - THEN NO FREAKING WAY. 255 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:05,970 - GROSS. 256 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,266 - YOUR FRIENDS ARE DISGUSTING. 257 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,977 - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 258 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,250 - [clears throat] 259 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,409 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 260 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,916 NO, YOU'RE NOT STAYING WITH ME. 261 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,348 - I THOUGHT WE'RE FRIENDS NOW. 262 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,953 - THAT WAS BEFORE YOU BECAME BAD FOR BUSINESS. 263 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,916 JULIO. 264 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,094 THROW THEM OUT. 265 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,362 AND CALL WAYNE MICHELLE FOR ME, 266 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,960 HE OWES ME A FAVOR. 267 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,801 - THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. 268 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,837 GOD! I ITCH EVERYWHERE! 269 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,181 OH, MY GOD! 270 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,210 I'VE BEEN WEARING THIS STICKER ALL DAY! 271 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,745 THA...! 272 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,220 PEOPLE THINK I'M A SIZE MEDIUM SWEATPANT. 273 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,849 GOD! [sighs] 274 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,115 - WALKING THE STREETS OF NEW YORK IS OUR LIFE NOW, 275 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,394 SO JUST GET USED TO IT. 276 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,291 - WHAT IF THIS IS A SIGN? 277 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,757 WHAT IF YOUR FRIENDS WERE RIGHT AND WE MOVED IN TOO SOON, 278 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:05,026 AND WE RUINED A GREAT RELATIONSHIP? 279 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,195 - OKAY, THEY'RE NEVER RIGHT. 280 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,104 YOU KNOW WHAT'S A BAD SIGN? 281 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,766 IT GETS HARD AFTER TWO DAYS AND YOU'RE READY TO BAIL. 282 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,205 - I'M NOT READY TO BAIL. 283 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,880 I'M JUST...I'M PISSED THAT I GAVE UP MY APARTMENT, 284 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,109 AND I FEEL TRAPPED, AND I THINK-- 285 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,475 - YOU FEEL TRAPPED? 286 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,852 I INVITED YOU TO LIVE WITH ME AFTER ONLY TWO MONTHS, 287 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:24,252 WHICH IS USUALLY THE POINT WHEN I STOP CALLING A GIRL, 288 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:27,124 SO DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT FEELING TRAPPED. 289 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:30,194 LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT I'M TIRED, OKAY? 290 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:33,363 AND I'M PEEING IN ALLIES, AND I ITCH. 291 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:37,033 SO...I'M GOING HOME. 292 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:40,004 TO OUR HOME, BECAUSE HOPEFULLY IT'S BUG-FREE BY NOW. 293 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:43,043 AND IF IT'S NOT, I'LL DEAL WITH IT. 294 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,206 ARE YOU COMING? 295 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:54,354 CALL ME IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. 296 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,449 - I CHANGED MY MIND. 297 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,487 I NEED A SAFETY NET. 298 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,362 - OH, NO, NO, DON'T CRY. MY BREASTS WILL LEAK. 299 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,391 I READ IF YOU'RE NOT BREASTFEEDING AND YOU ICE THEM, 300 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,856 THEY'LL STOP PRODUCING MILK. 301 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,025 BUT I THINK I'M PRODUCING ICE CREAM. 302 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:10,903 I HAVE BOOBSICLES. 303 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,801 - I'LL TAKE BOOBSICLES OVER BEDBUGS. 304 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,074 - [gasps] NO. 305 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:16,942 - YES. CHARLIE HAS BEDBUGS. 306 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,110 OR WE HAVE BEDBUGS. 307 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,109 WE'VE ALREADY TURNED ON EACH OTHER. 308 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,881 I THOUGHT I DIDN'T NEED A SAFETY NET, BUT I DO. 309 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,281 I NEED A SAFETY NET. 310 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,883 WHY DID I GIVE UP MY APARTMENT? 311 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,216 - BECAUSE YOU WERE SO EXCITED. 312 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,851 AND BECAUSE CHARLIE'S APARTMENT 313 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,316 HAS HARDWOOD FLOORS AND LAUNDRY. 314 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,924 AND BECAUSE YOU LOVE HIM. 315 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,087 - RIGHT. 316 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,996 - HEY, IF YOU NEED A SAFETY NET, 317 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,829 YOU CAN ALWAYS COME LIVE WITH ME. 318 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,404 - I CAN? - YEAH. 319 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,532 YOU NEVER HAVE TO GO BACK TO THAT APARTMENT AGAIN. 320 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,237 YOU NEVER HAVE TO SEE CHARLIE AGAIN. 321 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,339 YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. 322 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,041 OH, BUT IF YOU ARE COMING OVER, 323 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,213 CAN YOU SHOWER AND BRING ME MACARONI AND CHEESE? 324 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,882 AND IF YOU ONLY HAVE TIME FOR ONE, 325 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,550 I THINK YOU KNOW WHICH ONE THAT IS. 326 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,848 - [sniffles] 327 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,520 I WAS GONNA USE MY KEY 328 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,285 BUT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT'VE CHANGED THE LOCKS. 329 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,193 - I WOULDN'T DO THAT... 330 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,285 ON A WEEKEND. 331 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,956 IT COSTS MORE. 332 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,325 - ANNIE OFFERED HER APARTMENT. 333 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,073 - WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 334 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,168 - TO ME. 335 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,070 AS A SAFETY NET. 336 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:25,971 - OH. OKAY. 337 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,066 RIGHT. 338 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,878 - THE THING IS, ONCE I HAD A SAFETY NET, 339 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,950 I DIDN'T WANT A SAFETY NET ANYMORE. 340 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,180 I KNOW IT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS, 341 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,884 BUT MAYBE THAT'S HOW THESE THINGS WORK. 342 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,517 I'VE LIVED WITH ROOMMATES, AND I'VE LIVED ALONE, 343 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,922 BUT I WANNA LIVE WITH YOU NOW 344 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:47,385 BECAUSE EVEN WITH THE DISGUSTING BEDBUGS... 345 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:51,027 YOU'RE WHERE I WANNA BE. 346 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,941 CAN I COME IN? - YEAH. 347 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,469 WAIT. 348 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,544 LET ME JUST GET RID OF THE RUSSIAN MODEL. 349 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,982 ANKA, DOSVEDANYA! 350 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,917 - [screams] 351 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,220 NOT FUNNY. - IT WAS A LITTLE FUNNY. 352 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,421 - NOT FUNNY. 353 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,558 [laughter] 354 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,433 - NO, I'M NOT GONNA REMIND YOU ABOUT ANYTHING. 355 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,462 - COME ON, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE ON THE NOSE 356 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,497 TO HAVE A SCREENING OF NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD 357 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,543 IN A CEMETERY? - YOU'RE JUST BEING PISSY 358 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,098 BECAUSE I DIDN'T LET YOU BRING A JOINT. 359 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,167 - OH. - SO CAN'T YOU JUST BE A MAN 360 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,305 AND GET DRUNK ON CHARDONNAY? 361 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,541 - BESIDES, IT'S NOT A SCREENING. IT IS A "SCREAMING." 362 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,676 [distant screams] 363 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,551 - OH, AND THANK YOU, LITERAL LINDA. 364 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,150 - YES, YES! I'LL MARRY YOU! 365 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,153 - UGH, I HATE THAT. 366 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,915 - I LOVE THAT YOU HATE THAT. 367 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:50,224 - SERIOUSLY, SINCE WHEN DO PROPOSALS REQUIRE AN AUDIENCE? 368 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,617 - YOU HAD MY PARENTS AT OURS. 369 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,128 - I DIDN'T PUT IT ONLINE. 370 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,360 - OH, MY GOD. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT NEW ONE? 371 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,355 WITH THAT GUY AT THE MOVIE THEATER? 372 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,426 - OH, IT IS HORRIFYING. - THE WORST, THE WORST. 373 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,625 - OH, IT MADE ME SO MAD. 374 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,637 I JUST WANTED TO REACH THROUGH THAT SCREEN 375 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,269 AND GRAB THE SPARKLER OUT OF HIS HAND 376 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:05,644 AND LIGHT HIS SHINY HAIR ON FIRE. 377 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,312 - AND YET, SHE WATCHES IT TWICE A DAY. 378 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,680 - OH, I CAN'T HELP IT. 379 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,308 IT'S GOT A HOLD OF ME LIKE SOME TERRIBLE NEEDLE DRUG. 380 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,984 - I'M LIKE THAT WITH NOTTING HILL. 381 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,554 [all laughing] 382 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,353 - NOTTING HILL? 383 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,485 - [choking] - I ADMIT IT. I ADMIT IT. 384 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,049 - THAT'S NOT THAT GOOD OF A MOVIE. 385 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,158 - IT'S THE WORST MOVIE-- 386 00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,119 YES, LIKE A TERRIBLE NEEDLE DRUG. 387 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,227 - RIGHT, BECAUSE-- 388 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,258 - YOU OKAY? 389 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:30,104 - [coughs, gasps] 390 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,630 - HE'S CHOKING! HE'S CHOKING! 391 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,574 - I GOT HIM, I GOT HIM. [grunts] 392 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:41,610 - [coughs] WOW. 393 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,411 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 394 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,714 [applause] 395 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,415 I'M OKAY. 396 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,718 - BABE, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW CALM AND COOL YOU WERE. 397 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,690 - YOU WERE LIKE A SUPERHERO. THANK YOU. 398 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,720 - HEY, WHO'S THE SHOW NOW, LOVEBIRDS, HUH? 399 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,556 WHO'S THE SHOW NOW? [laughing] 400 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:03,962 - YEAH! - OH. 401 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,398 - THANK YOU AGAIN, JUDD. 402 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,144 - HEY, PLEASE, IT WAS NOTHING. 403 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,569 I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE. - [chuckles] 404 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,414 - WE ARE NEVER GOING TO HEAR THE END OF THIS, ARE WE? 405 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,181 - NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD... 406 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,409 WHO BRINGS 'EM BACK TO THE LIVING? 407 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:20,054 - UGH, YOU DO, BABE. - [laughing] 408 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,050 I THINK I'LL TAKE MY ICE CREAM IN BED TONIGHT. 409 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,623 MMM. - OH, WOW. 410 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,662 THIS IS NOT GOING TO END SOON. - WOMAN! 411 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:35,601 - WHAT'S UP? 412 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,128 YOU DIDN'T SAY TWO WORDS THE ENTIRE CAR RIDE HOME. 413 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,595 - HARD TO GET TWO WORDS IN. [chuckles] 414 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,043 - HONEY, WERE YOU SCARED YOU WERE GONNA LOSE ME FOREVER? 415 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,770 - NO. WELL, YES. 416 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,344 THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE. 417 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,183 BUT ALSO... 418 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,278 I JUST THINK IT'S WEIRD THAT YOU CHOSE JUDD. 419 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,480 - WHAT? 420 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,482 - WHEN YOU WERE CHOKING, 421 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,583 YOU LOOKED DIRECTLY AT JUDD. 422 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,415 YOU WERE BASICALLY ASKING HIM FOR HELP. 423 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,791 - OKAY. DREW, THAT IS INSANE. 424 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,460 - IS IT INSANITY? 425 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,759 BECAUSE HERE'S THE MAN WHO IS MARRYING YOU, 426 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,791 AND HERE'S OUR NEIGHBOR WHO WE SOMETIMES WORK OUT WITH. 427 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,096 I CHOOSE HIM. 428 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,328 - OKAY, I PREFER TO THINK OF IT 429 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,703 AS CHOOSING LIFE OVER DEATH. 430 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,501 NOT JUDD OVER YOU. - I'M JUST SAYING 431 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,603 THAT YOU COULD'VE LOOKED TO ME, 432 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,065 BUT YOU DIDN'T; YOU LOOKED AT JUDD. 433 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,674 - I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOOKED AT JUDD. 434 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,905 I WASN'T EVEN CONSCIOUS. 435 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,639 BUT I THINK WE'RE LOSING SIGHT OF THE FACT THAT I'M ALIVE! 436 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,335 - AND IF YOU TURNED TO ME, YOU'D BE DEAD? 437 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,677 - OH, MY-- 438 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,812 I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE STILL FOCUSED 439 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,247 ON WHO LOOKED AT WHOM, YOU KNOW. 440 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:31,623 DREW, IN THAT MOMENT, 441 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,791 I REALLY WASN'T FOCUSED ON YOUR FEELINGS. 442 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,620 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE CHICKEN BONE 443 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,185 LODGED IN MY WINDPIPE. 444 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,194 - YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S FORGET I SAID ANYTHING, OKAY? 445 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,586 I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE. THE TAPENADE YOU MADE WAS GREAT. 446 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,698 I'M GOING TO BED. 447 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,731 - DREW. 448 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,480 [knocking on glass] 449 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,783 COMING. 450 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,654 OKAY. 451 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,194 OH. - HEY. 452 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,419 - WHAT'S ALL THIS? 453 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,394 - AH, I THOUGHT WE'D CELEBRATE THE FIRST DAY 454 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,522 OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 455 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,787 I ALREADY PUT IT ON FACEBOOK, AND I'M THINKING ABOUT 456 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,595 USING THIS STORY IN MY WEDDING TOAST, IF I'M INVITED. 457 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,728 - INVITED? 458 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,633 APPARENTLY, YOU'RE THE BEST MAN. 459 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,265 - ARE YOU KIDDING? - YES, I'M KIDDING. 460 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,371 I'M GOING TO WORK. THANKS. 461 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,873 - OH, YOURS GETS GRUMPY IN THE MORNING TOO, HUH? 462 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,735 - YEAH. 463 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,484 DREW IS A LITTLE UPSET THAT YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 464 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,150 HE WANTED TO BE THE ONE WHO SAVED ME. 465 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,549 - REALLY? - YEAH. 466 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,180 I JUST FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT IT. 467 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:38,385 - YEAH, ME TOO. I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAVED YOU. 468 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:39,848 - NO, OF COURSE YOU SHOULD'VE SAVED ME. 469 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,716 I LIKE BEING ALIVE. 470 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:42,594 I HAVE A HAIRCUT NEXT WEEK 471 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,762 AND I NEED TO KNOW HOW IT TURNS OUT. 472 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:48,201 IS IT WEIRD THAT I DIDN'T TURN TO DREW? 473 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,658 - NO. 474 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:50,626 NO, NO. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 475 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,673 IT'S ME. YOU CAUGHT MY VIBE. 476 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:53,729 - YOUR VIBE? 477 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,596 - IT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME. 478 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,795 WHENEVER THERE'S A CRISIS, 479 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,166 CITIZENS LOOK TO ME TO TAKE CHARGE. 480 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,406 REMEMBER THAT EARTHQUAKE THAT HAPPENED A FEW WEEKS AGO? 481 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,711 [heavy rumbling] 482 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,553 COLLEEN, WAKE UP. WAKE UP, WAKE UP. 483 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,648 WE'RE HAVING AN EARTHQUAKE. 484 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,749 - OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD! 485 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,321 EARTHQUAKE, EARTHQUAKE! - CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN. 486 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,751 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 487 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,345 WE GOTTA GET OUR SHOES ON, 488 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,657 'CAUSE THAT IS WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE IS-- 489 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,629 OH, HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOOR? 490 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,628 COME ON. COME ON, WE GOTTA GET IN THE DOORWAY. 491 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,500 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY, BABY. 492 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,599 OH, THAT'S MY GIRL. OKAY. 493 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,470 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. LET ME HEAR YOU SAY IT. 494 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,668 SAY, "EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY." 495 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,639 - EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. - THAT'S IT. 496 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,668 - EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. - THAT'S IT, OKAY. 497 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,473 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON HER FACE. 498 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,735 BUT LUCKILY, LOIS HAD HER SUPERMAN. 499 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,805 - I KNOW, IT'S CRAZY. 500 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,954 BUT I JUST WANTED KYLE TO LOOK TO ME TO SAVE HIM. 501 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,650 - ALL MEN ARE LIKE THAT. 502 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,582 THEY NEED TO FEEL LIKE A HERO. 503 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,617 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN JUDD LAST NIGHT. 504 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,463 HE WRAPPED A BEDSPREAD AROUND HIS NECK 505 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,658 AND HE WAS JUMPING AROUND THE HOUSE 506 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,619 UNTIL 2:00 IN THE MORNING. 507 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,927 - AT LEAST HE EARNED THAT CAPE. HE'S A HERO. 508 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,589 - NOT ALL THE TIME. 509 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,927 YOU REMEMBER THAT EARTHQUAKE A FEW WEEKS AGO? 510 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,603 [heavy rumbling] 511 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,831 - COLLEEN! EARTHQUAKE, EARTHQUAKE. 512 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,767 WE'RE HAVING AN EARTHQUAKE! GET UP, GET UP! 513 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,272 - OH, MY GOD. - OKAY, WHAT DO WE DO? 514 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,744 WHAT DO WE DO? WE GOTTA TURN OFF THE GAS. 515 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,942 NO, WE GOTTA PUT OUR SHOES ON. 516 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,644 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE OUR SHOES ON. 517 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,606 WE GOTTA GET OUR SHOES ON. GET OVER HERE IN THE DOORWAY! 518 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:12,684 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOOR? 519 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,282 GET OFF THE FLOOR, COME ON! 520 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:15,724 PLEASE TELL ME WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 521 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,718 TELL ME WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY! - YES, OKAY. 522 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,620 WE'RE GOING TO BE OKAY. WOW. - OH, THAT'S MY GIRL! 523 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,592 - YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON HIS FACE. 524 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:25,492 BUT LUCKILY, LOIS WAS THERE WITH A PAPER BAG 525 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,255 FOR SUPERMAN TO BREATHE INTO. 526 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:28,604 [both chuckle] 527 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:29,858 - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 528 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,626 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO LET IT GO. 529 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,595 - DREW IS NEVER GONNA LET THIS GO. 530 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,374 I'VE ROBBED HIM OF HIS ONLY CHANCE AT BEING A HERO. 531 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,614 - NO. TECHNICALLY, I DID. 532 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,408 AND THEN I WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT. 533 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,610 OH, MAN, I FEEL TERRIBLE. 534 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,682 ALL RIGHT, WE GOTTA FIX THIS. 535 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:45,911 - HOW? 536 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,875 ARE YOU GONNA LET ME BORROW YOUR CAPE? 537 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,252 YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO START CLOSING YOUR CURTAINS. 538 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:06,598 - [groans] - NICE. 539 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,603 NICE. COME ON, ONE MORE. 540 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,504 - NO, I CAN'T. - YES, YOU CAN. 541 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:12,766 COME ON, ONE MORE. - NO, JUDD, I REALLY CAN'T. 542 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,735 - ASK DREW FOR HELP. 543 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,614 - JUDD...JUDD... 544 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:17,783 DREW! DREW, HELP! 545 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,580 - DREW! KYLE'S PINNED! - OW, HELP! 546 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,382 [grunts] - OH, MY GOD. 547 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,724 - CAN I GET A LITTLE HELP.? [grunts] 548 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:24,920 OW. 549 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,551 - I'M SORRY, HONEY. 550 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,716 - IS MY LIP BLEEDING? 551 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,455 - UH, OOH. UH, NO, NOT THAT MUCH. 552 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,491 - THANKS, JUDD, NOW I ACTUALLY AM HURT. 553 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,456 - WHAT? 554 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,773 - NO. - UNBELIEVABLE. 555 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:45,004 - HONEY, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, IT'S JUST THAT-- 556 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,607 - I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE. 557 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,581 - YOU SHOULDN'T FAKE A CRISIS 558 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,380 WITH A GUY WHO SUCKS AT CRISIS. 559 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:53,712 - I NEVER SAID THAT. 560 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,016 WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS? 561 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,148 - BECAUSE, NO OFFENSE, 562 00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:59,653 BUT I THOUGHT THAT I WAS THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP. 563 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:00,716 - NO OFFENSE? 564 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:03,493 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE OFFENSIVE THAN THAT? 565 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,593 "CUTE SKIRT, MARY?" - I'M SORRY. 566 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,625 BUT I THOUGHT MY ROLE WAS TO BE THE ROCK, 567 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,800 THE GO-TO GUY, THE ONE THAT YOU COULD COUNT ON 568 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,459 TO HOLD IT TOGETHER. - WELL, THEN WHAT AM I? 569 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,598 - YOU'RE THE FUN, CRAZY, DRAMATIC ONE. 570 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,673 - HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY SAY THAT? 571 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,642 - BECAUSE I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, 572 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,870 BUT IF I'M NOT THE ROCK, THEN WHAT AM I? 573 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:21,906 SOME GUY THAT YOU FAKE AN INJURY FOR 574 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,711 BECAUSE HIS EGO'S SO FRAGILE? 575 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:26,453 AND WHY WOULD YOU WANNA MARRY ME 576 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:27,709 IF YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON ME 577 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,677 TO TAKE CARE OF YOU WHEN YOU NEED ME? 578 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:33,685 - COME ON. 579 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,950 WE'RE GOING OUT. 580 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:43,632 - [harmonized singing] AWAITING WHAT SHE'LL SAY 581 00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:45,633 - YES! YES! 582 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,765 - WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WATCH YOU? 583 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,440 YOU ARE SO STUPID! 584 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,539 UGH! [singing continues] 585 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,641 HEY, HOW WAS THE GYM? 586 00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:56,543 - UH...GREAT. 587 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:57,736 I ALMOST KILLED KYLE. 588 00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,147 - BUT AT LEAST YOU WENT. [chuckles] 589 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:02,048 [on screen] - PAUL, I LOVE YOU. 590 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:06,051 [applause] 591 00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:08,715 - HEY... 592 00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:13,655 I KNOW WE WERE JOKING ABOUT SAVING KYLE. 593 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:16,603 BUT YOU WERE REALLY AWESOME LAST NIGHT. 594 00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:19,668 - OH. 595 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:22,839 HEY, WHOA. SHOULD I GET THE CAPE? 596 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:24,539 - NO. 597 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:27,571 - [chuckles] NO? 598 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,608 - WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 599 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:35,046 - HOLD ON, WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 600 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,681 - I SWEAR TO GOD, IF JUDD JUMPS OUT IN A FAKE MUSTACHE 601 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:40,487 AND PRETENDS TO ROB US, I'M NOT GONNA BE HAPPY. 602 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,520 - LOOK, HERE WE ARE. 603 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,686 - YOU THINK A CHEAP HOTDOG ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD 604 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:47,555 IS THE SOLUTION? - I USED TO. 605 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:48,664 COME ON. 606 00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:54,031 - HI! WHERE YOU BEEN? 607 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:55,636 IT'S BEEN, LIKE, TWO YEARS! 608 00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:56,838 - LORENZO, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 609 00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:58,099 - THEY KNOW YOU HERE. 610 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:00,672 - BEFORE I MET YOU, 611 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,707 I USED TO COME HERE AFTER EVERY BAD DATE 612 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,642 AND I WOULD JUST EAT MY FEELINGS. 613 00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:05,647 I FELT SO EMPTY, 614 00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:07,648 AND I THOUGHT I WOULD ALWAYS FEEL THAT WAY. 615 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:12,520 THEN I MET YOU, AND...EVERYTHING CHANGED. 616 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:14,592 JUDD MAY HAVE GIVEN ME THE HEIMLICH, 617 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,961 BUT YOU SAVED MY LIFE IN A MUCH BIGGER WAY. 618 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,689 YOU SAVED ME FROM BEING A CHUBBY. 619 00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:21,756 AND YOU MADE ME FEEL WHOLE. 620 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:25,464 AND THAT'S WHY I WANT TO MARRY YOU, DREW. 621 00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:31,096 - WHAT'S WRONG? 622 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,767 YOU NEVER SAW TWO MEN IN LOVE BEFORE? 623 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:40,908 - I WANTED TO CELEBRATE MY LAST DAY 624 00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:42,617 OF BEING AN UNGRATEFUL JERK. 625 00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,149 - MM, YOU WEREN'T A JERK. 626 00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:46,193 I WAS THE JERK. - NO, YOU WERE A HERO. 627 00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:48,688 AND I WANNA THANK YOU OFFICIALLY FOR SAVING KYLE'S LIFE, 628 00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:51,291 BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T BE MUCH OF A LIFE FOR ME WITHOUT HIM. 629 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,793 - OH, THAT'S NICE. [heavy rumbling] 630 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,956 COLLEEN! EARTHQUAKE, EARTHQUAKE! 631 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,225 COME ON, WE GOTTA GET OUR SHOES! 632 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:59,073 TURN OFF-- [beeping, rumbling] 633 00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:00,828 [chuckling] OH... 634 00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:02,167 AH, THAT WAS JUST THE TRASH TRUCK. 635 00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:03,771 I GOT YOU GUYS GOOD, DIDN'T I? 636 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:05,613 - OH, YES, YOU DID. - [chuckles] 637 00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:07,168 YOU OKAY, BABY? - YEAH. 638 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,676 I MEAN, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HAD THAT BEEN A REAL EARTHQUAKE, 639 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,309 I KNOW YOU WOULD'VE BEEN RIGHT ON IT. 640 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,883 - THAT'S RIGHT, LOIS. 641 00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:15,682 [all chuckle] - CHEERS, EVERYONE. 642 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,661 - WHY DID I BUY ALL THESE FROZEN STRAWBERRIES? 643 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,964 - YOU WERE GONNA MAKE A PROTEIN SHAKE EVERY MORNING. 644 00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:31,696 - RIGHT. WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT? 645 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:34,131 [grunts] 646 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:34,996 OH, RIGHT. 647 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,644 - OH, LOOK, HERE IT IS. - HERE WHAT IS? 648 00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:39,810 - THE VIDEO MY MOM SENT ME. COME HERE. COME HERE. 649 00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:43,114 - YOUR TICKET-- - LOOK, 650 00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:45,182 SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HE'S GONNA PROPOSE. 651 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,781 - SHE ALSO HAS NO IDEA HE LIKES MEN. 652 00:25:46,813 --> 00:25:48,683 - YOU ARE SO CYNICAL. COME ON. 653 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,575 - IT'S TOTALLY FAKE. THEY'RE ACTORS. 654 00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:52,277 I SWEAR TO GOD, I SAW THAT GUY ON BIG BANG THEORY. 655 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:53,688 - SHH, JUST WATCH. 656 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,250 all: WHEN I FELL HARD FOR YOU 657 00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:57,187 SO HERE WE ARE-- - [giggles] 658 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,933 - IT'S NOT A PROPOSAL; IT'S A MUSICAL. 659 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:00,158 - I KNOW, AND THAT'S WHY IT'S SO GREAT. 660 00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:01,362 AND LOOK, EVERYBODY ELSE JOINS IN. 661 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,303 all: WHEN I OPEN UP THIS RING BOX 662 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,130 AWAITING WHAT YOU'LL SAY 663 00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:07,095 - THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 664 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,173 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE VIEWERS AND THE CAMERA. 665 00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:10,671 IT'S NOT EVEN FOR THE GIRL. - YES! YES! 666 00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:12,303 - I MEAN, WOULD YOU WANT SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 667 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:14,208 - I DON'T KNOW. 668 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,940 UH, MAYBE. 669 00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:19,247 WHAT'D YOU HAVE IN MIND? 670 00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:21,708 - OH, NOTHING. 671 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,716 I MEAN, NOT NOTHING. 672 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,052 NO, I JUST HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 673 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,916 NOT THAT I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 674 00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:32,015 THIS IS JUST MORE OF A THEORETICAL CONVERSATION. 675 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:35,728 LOOK...AN IGUANA FARTING IN A BATHTUB. 676 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:39,032 [flatulence, bubbles] SEE? THAT'S REAL. 677 00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:43,871 - BUT YOU TRANSFORMED MY HEART THAT DAY 678 00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:45,403 - IT WAS SO AWKWARD. 679 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,407 CLEARLY, SHE WAS HINTING THAT IT'S TIME FOR ME TO PROPOSE. 680 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,409 - WELL, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TOGETHER ALMOST TWO YEARS. 681 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,881 - WELL, WE'RE LIVING TOGETHER; DOESN'T THAT 682 00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:52,210 BUY ME ANOTHER YEAR? - THAT DEPENDS. 683 00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:54,084 WHEN AMANDA PEES, DOES SHE LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN? 684 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:55,183 - SOMETIMES. - [chuckles] 685 00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:56,924 TIME TO GO RING SHOPPING, MY FRIEND. 686 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:58,179 - JEEZ! IT'S NOT ENOUGH 687 00:26:58,217 --> 00:26:59,247 TO GET PRESSURE FROM YOUR GIRLFRIEND, 688 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:00,245 BUT NOW YOU CAN'T EVEN GO ONLINE 689 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:02,216 WITHOUT GUYS LIKE THIS SHOVING IT IN YOUR FACE. 690 00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:05,094 THANKS, GLEE. - I THINK IT'S FANTASTIC. 691 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,434 - GLEE? - NO, THIS VIDEO. 692 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,359 SEE, I LOVE THE WAY IT'S RECORDED FOREVER. 693 00:27:09,395 --> 00:27:12,095 NOW ONE DAY, THIS GUY'S KIDS WILL SEE IT. 694 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:14,131 - I DON'T THINK THEY'RE HAVING ANY KIDS. 695 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:15,426 [singing on screen] 696 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,767 - LOOK, WE ARE SO DOING THIS, GUYS. 697 00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:18,874 - DOING WHAT? 698 00:27:18,905 --> 00:27:20,935 - A BIG MUSICAL PROPOSAL FOR LIZ BETH. 699 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:22,743 SEE, I'VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK HER TO MARRY ME, 700 00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:24,205 I JUST WASN'T QUITE SURE HOW TO DO IT. 701 00:27:24,243 --> 00:27:26,213 BUT THIS... THIS IS PERFECT! 702 00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:27,045 - IS IT? SHE COULD SAY NO. 703 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:28,849 YOU'VE ONLY BEEN DATING SIX MONTHS. 704 00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:30,151 - AND OUR BATHROOM DOOR, ALWAYS OPEN. 705 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:32,322 WHATEVER GOES ON IN THERE, I WANNA BE A PART OF IT 706 00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:35,051 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, MAN. - OH, GOD, FINE, PROPOSE. 707 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:36,757 BUT DOES IT HAVE TO BE SUCH A BIG SHOW? 708 00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:38,359 IT'S GONNA PUT PRESSURE ON ME TO PROPOSE TO AMANDA 709 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:40,360 IN SOME BIG, CRAZY WAY, AND I DON'T WANT TO. 710 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:41,832 - PROPOSE TO AMANDA? 711 00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:45,831 OR PROPOSE IN SOME BIG, CRAZY WAY? 712 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:48,095 - I DON'T KNOW. - THAT'S NOT GOOD. 713 00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:50,804 - AMANDA'S GREAT. AND MAYBE WE SHOULD GET MARRIED. 714 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:53,167 BUT...WHAT IF SHE'S NOT THE ONE? 715 00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:55,105 - OKAY. WHO IS SHE? 716 00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:56,341 - WHO'S WHO? - THE GIRL. 717 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,405 THE ONE YOU'RE MAKING LOVE INTO. 718 00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,283 - THERE'S NO ONE. - COME ON. 719 00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:02,151 IT'S OWEN, THE GUY YOU'RE DANCING WITH IN JAKE'S PROPOSAL. 720 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,781 - WE'RE DANCING TOO? - OH, YEAH. 721 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:05,146 BUT ONE THING AT A TIME. - [sighs] 722 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:07,224 - WHO IS SHE? COME ON, TALK TO ME. 723 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:09,864 - OKAY. 724 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,919 LATELY, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS GIRL, ANNIE. 725 00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:13,788 - MM-HMM? - I MEAN, I'VE ONLY... 726 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:16,196 I'VE ONLY MET HER TWICE, BUT I CAN'T GET HER OUTTA MY HEAD. 727 00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:18,458 ISN'T THAT A SIGN THAT I SHOULDN'T BE GETTING ENGAGED? 728 00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:21,867 - THAT'S NOT A SIGN. IT'S CALLED COLD FEET. 729 00:28:21,901 --> 00:28:24,841 THE IDEA OF COMMITMENT, MAKING LOVE INTO ONE PERSON 730 00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:27,111 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE-- ANYTHING'S GONNA LOOK GOOD. 731 00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:29,409 THIS BOTTLE, YOU PUT A BLONDE WIG ON IT, 732 00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:31,011 MAYBE A LITTLE HALTER TOP, 733 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,053 YOU'RE RUNNING OFF TO THE BAHAMAS WITH THIS THING. 734 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,449 - OOH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. - RIGHT? 735 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,880 IT'S A MISTAKE. 736 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:39,486 - I'M SORRY, WHO ASKED YOU? 737 00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:40,848 WHY DOES STUPID ANNIE HAVE 738 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:44,157 TO BE ON STUPID MATERNITY LEAVE? 739 00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:47,230 - ON US, GUYS. 740 00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:48,129 - SO... 741 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,230 THIS ANNIE PERSON, DOES SHE WORK HERE? 742 00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:53,073 - SHE MAY HAVE MENTIONED IT. 743 00:28:53,099 --> 00:28:54,399 - AND SHE'S ON MATERNITY LEAVE? 744 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:57,103 - GUESS SO. - MATT... 745 00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:58,496 IS THIS BABY YOURS? 746 00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:01,237 - NO. IT'S NOT EVEN HERS. 747 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,243 - OKAY, I'M GONNA WHISTLE RIGHT PAST THAT. 748 00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:05,405 MATT, AMANDA'S GREAT. YOU'RE NOT GONNA DUMP HER 749 00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:07,114 FOR SOME WAITRESS YOU'VE MET TWICE. 750 00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:09,116 - SHE'S A SOUS CHEF. - SHE'S A GOOD HAIR DAY. 751 00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:10,448 - EXCUSE ME? - YOU KNOW RIGHT BEFORE 752 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,082 YOU GET A HAIRCUT, YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT? 753 00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:13,318 I MEAN, BETTER THAN EVER, SO YOU'RE ALMOST TEMPTED 754 00:29:13,352 --> 00:29:15,222 TO BAIL ON THE HAIRCUT? 755 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,464 THAT'S WHAT ANNIE IS-- 756 00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:18,158 THE ILLUSION YOU DON'T NEED A HAIRCUT. 757 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,490 BUT YOU DO. 758 00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:21,385 - SO... 759 00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,057 AMANDA'S THE HAIRCUT I THINK I DON'T NEED? 760 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,195 - EXACTLY. 761 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:25,230 - AND ANNIE'S JUST A GOOD HAIR DAY? 762 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,534 - YES. SO RUN A COMB THROUGH IT. 763 00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:30,336 ADMIRE IT IN THE MIRROR, BUT KNOW IT'S NOT REAL. 764 00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:31,839 - ALL RIGHT. - YEAH. 765 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:33,311 AND DON'T EAT TOO MANY OF THOSE. 766 00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:35,109 I THINK I MAY HAVE TO LIFT YOU LATER. 767 00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:37,241 IT'S GONNA BE ROMANTIC. 768 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:42,080 [clapping rhythmically] 769 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:44,084 [Rose Royce's Car Wash starts] - [frustrated growl] 770 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:47,146 MAN, WHY CAN'T YOU GET THIS? 771 00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:49,216 YOU'D THINK A HEART SURGEON WOULD BE GOOD WITH HIS HANDS. 772 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:51,315 - MAYBE THIS IS THE WRONG SONG. 773 00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:53,357 - NO. WE MET AT A CAR WASH. 774 00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:55,462 HAS TO BE CARWASH, OKAY? FROM THE TOP. 775 00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:57,234 EIGHT CLAPS IN. EIGHT CLAPS. 776 00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:58,933 - I THINK IT'S SEVEN, ACTUALLY. 777 00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,065 - IT'S EIGHT CLAPS, OK-- 778 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,899 CLAP...CLAP... 779 00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:03,544 CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP. - THAT'S SEVEN. 780 00:30:03,569 --> 00:30:06,109 - OH? OKAY, I'M SORRY. YOU'RE--I'M SORRY, IAN. 781 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,438 YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE A BREAK? 782 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:10,043 OKAY, THE PIZZA'S HERE ANYWAY. I'M SORRY, IAN. 783 00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:11,906 I REALLY AM. 784 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:13,914 OKAY. CLAP...CLAP... 785 00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:16,146 CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP-- NO, IT IS, THAT'S RIGHT. 786 00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:17,122 - YOU KNOW, A LITTLE MORE PRACTICE, 787 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:18,889 AND WE JUST MIGHT NOT SUCK. - RIGHT, YEAH. 788 00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:20,248 NOW ALL WE NEED IS FOR AMANDA TO COME THROUGH 789 00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:21,486 AND WE'LL BE FINE. - AMANDA? 790 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,190 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - AMANDA'S IN CHARGE 791 00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:25,222 OF GETTING LIZ BETH TO THE PARK. 792 00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:27,527 IS THAT GONNA BE A PROBLEM? - PROBABLY, BUT IT'S FINE. 793 00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:30,599 LIZ BETH NEEDS TO GET THERE. - RIGHT. 794 00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:32,529 - CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? - HMM? 795 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:34,104 - YOU SEEM SO SURE ABOUT THIS. 796 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:36,203 YOU'VE NEVER HAD COLD FEET? - NO, NO. 797 00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:38,095 - SO YOU'VE ALWAYS KNOWN SHE WAS THE ONE? 798 00:30:38,137 --> 00:30:40,367 - [chuckles] GOD, NO. GOD, NO, MAN. 799 00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:43,436 LOOK, WE...WE REALLY DIDN'T HIT IT OFF ON OUR FIRST DATE. 800 00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:46,405 YOU KNOW, IT WAS--WELL, IT WAS TOO MANY DOG PICTURES. 801 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:48,145 - YOU DO SHOW THEM A LOT. 802 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,520 - WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE SO ADORABLE. 803 00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:50,918 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, THEY'RE SHNOODLES. 804 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:52,450 THEY GOT THE LITTLE--THE SCRUFF. 805 00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:53,654 AND I LOVE THAT. 806 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:56,385 ANYWAY, WE WERE BOTH JUST HAPPY TO GET THE DATE OVER WITH. 807 00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:57,662 BUT THEN I GOT LUCKY. 808 00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:58,689 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN 809 00:30:58,724 --> 00:31:01,194 THAT SUBWAY CAR WENT OFF THE RAILS LAST SUMMER? 810 00:31:01,227 --> 00:31:03,127 - OH, RIGHT, THE-- THAT CRACKHEAD SUPERMAN 811 00:31:03,162 --> 00:31:05,262 TRIED TO LIFT UP THE TRAIN. HOW WAS THAT LUCKY? 812 00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:08,197 - WELL, WE BOTH GOT STUCK ON THE PLATFORM FOR HOURS. 813 00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:09,074 AND IN THAT TIME, 814 00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:12,071 SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH NOODLES, AND KAFKA, 815 00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:13,244 AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER. 816 00:31:13,272 --> 00:31:15,042 - NICE. - YEAH. 817 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:15,984 YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE WE WERE-- 818 00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:17,108 LIKE WE WERE MEANT TO BE WITH EACH OTHER. 819 00:31:17,143 --> 00:31:18,313 YOU KNOW, LIKE THE-- 820 00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:19,454 I DON'T KNOW, THE UNIVERSE 821 00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:21,308 WAS JUST KINDA PUSHING US TOGETHER. 822 00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:24,277 REALLY? REALLY! 823 00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:26,946 YOU GUYS DON'T SAVE THE DIRECTOR ANY FREAKING PIZZA? 824 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:29,086 - RELAX, I'LL GO GET US A COUPLE SANDWICHES. 825 00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:30,061 - THANK YOU. 826 00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:32,119 YOU KNOW WHAT, CONGRATULATIONS, GENTLEMEN. 827 00:31:32,158 --> 00:31:34,158 BECAUSE NOW WE WILL ALL BE STAYING LATE. 828 00:31:40,266 --> 00:31:43,096 - OH! MATT. 829 00:31:43,135 --> 00:31:44,235 - ANNIE. 830 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:52,643 - HI. 831 00:31:52,678 --> 00:31:53,948 - HI. 832 00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:56,420 WOW, THIS IS-- THIS IS SO CRAZY 833 00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:59,348 RUNNING INTO YOU. - YEAH, CRAZY. 834 00:31:59,385 --> 00:32:02,285 - SO YOU'RE A DOCTOR? - YEAH, IS THAT A SURPRISE? 835 00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:04,191 - NO, NO, IT'S NOT THAT YOU DON'T SEEM SMART, 836 00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:06,593 AND YOU HAVE THOSE INCREDIBLY ELEGANT FINGERS. 837 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:08,585 YOU KNOW, IN A VERY MASCULINE, DOCTOR KIND OF WAY. 838 00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:11,097 - THANKS. 839 00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:12,430 SO YOU HAD THE BABY. 840 00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:14,404 - YES, AND I AM ACTUALLY 841 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,043 DOWN TO TWICE MY NORMAL DRESS SIZE. 842 00:32:16,068 --> 00:32:17,668 - WELL, YOU LOOK GREAT TO ME. 843 00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:22,508 I MEAN, UH... WHAT ARE YOU BUYING? 844 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,411 EVERYTHING YOU MISSED? 845 00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:27,513 WINE, SUSHI, TOBACCO FOR YOUR PIPE? 846 00:32:27,546 --> 00:32:29,516 - FROZEN STRAWBERRIES. - REALLY? 847 00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:31,518 - YEAH. - THAT IS SO STRANGE. 848 00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:33,150 - WHAT'S SO STRANGE ABOUT FROZEN STRAWBERRIES? 849 00:32:33,185 --> 00:32:34,315 I HAPPEN TO LIKE THEM. CAN'T A GIRL JUST 850 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:35,593 LIKE FROZEN STRAWBERRIES? - NO, NO. 851 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:37,491 IT'S JUST THAT I FOUND SOME IN MY FREEZER, 852 00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:39,533 AND I LIKE THEM TOO. 853 00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:41,688 - YEAH, THEY STAY COLD A REALLY LONG TIME. 854 00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:43,764 UGH, WHO AM I KIDDING? 855 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,495 YOU'RE A DOCTOR, I CAN TELL YOU THIS. 856 00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:47,501 MY BREASTS ARE LEAKING, AND THEY'RE STUPID, AND I HATE THEM. 857 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,643 - AND YOU'RE ICING THEM WITH FROZEN STRAWBERRIES. 858 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:51,568 - YEAH. YEAH, I WAS ACTUALLY GONNA CHANGE THEM UP 859 00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:53,773 WITH FROZEN PEAS, BUT I FOUND THAT FROZEN STRAWBERRIES 860 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,235 ACTUALLY STAY COLDER LONGER. 861 00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:57,514 AND THIS IS THE LEAST SEXY CONVERSATION 862 00:32:57,543 --> 00:32:59,553 I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE, BUT... 863 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:01,678 YOU KNOW, WHAT DO YOU CARE? YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, RIGHT? 864 00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:05,415 DO YOU STILL? 865 00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:07,421 - YES, I DO. 866 00:33:07,453 --> 00:33:09,393 - SO WHO CARES? RIGHT? 867 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:12,361 - RIGHT. WHO CARES. 868 00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:15,359 - WELL, IT WAS GREAT TO SEE YOU. 869 00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:17,264 - YEAH, REALLY GREAT. 870 00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:19,296 - GOOD NIGHT. 871 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:21,631 - GOOD NIGHT. 872 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,536 - I THINK WHEN WE SAY "GOOD NIGHT," 873 00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:28,442 THAT WE ACTUALLY WALK AWAY. - RIGHT, RIGHT. 874 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:31,484 I ALWAYS FORGET HOW THAT GOES. 875 00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:52,597 - YEAH! 876 00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:55,271 I THINK WE SHOULD PROBABLY, UH, TAKE A BREAK, YOU KNOW? 877 00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:56,671 - WHAT? - YEAH. 878 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:57,702 - WE'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR, LIKE, TWO MINUTES. 879 00:33:57,736 --> 00:34:00,836 - YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW. 880 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,612 - WHY ARE YOU GRINNING LIKE THAT? 881 00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:05,441 - I'M NOT GRINNING. - OKAY, LET'S GO. 882 00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:07,247 I MEAN, THE ONLY REASON WE'RE DOING THIS 883 00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:08,509 IS BECAUSE YOU SAID I LOOKED LUMPY. 884 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,717 - JUST SHUT UP AND SIT, OKAY? 885 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:13,721 SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT. 886 00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:18,587 - WHAT'S...GOING ON? - SIT. 887 00:34:18,624 --> 00:34:20,294 [click] 888 00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:23,826 [rhythmic clapping] 889 00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:26,832 [Rose Royce's Car Wash starts playing] 890 00:34:26,865 --> 00:34:32,835 891 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:41,178 - GIRL, WE MIGHT NOT EVER BE RICH 892 00:34:41,213 --> 00:34:44,853 THOSE MED SCHOOL LOANS ARE REALLY A BITCH 893 00:34:44,883 --> 00:34:48,653 AIN'T NO TELLING WHY YOU WITH ME 894 00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:52,517 MUST BE MY SEXY WAYS AND SKILL IN PODIATRY 895 00:34:52,558 --> 00:34:54,788 all: I MET YOU AT THE CAR WASH 896 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:57,356 - YOU HAD YOUR '97 FORD 897 00:34:57,396 --> 00:34:59,496 all: AT THE CAR WASH, YEAH 898 00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:01,671 - WITH THE BROKEN LEFT FRONT DOOR 899 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,400 all: AT THE CAR WASH 900 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,765 MY HEART AND ENGINE WENT VROOM 901 00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:07,674 AT THE CAR WASH, YEAH 902 00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:09,536 I KNEW SOME DAY I'D BE YOUR GROOM 903 00:35:09,575 --> 00:35:11,835 AT THE CAR WASH 904 00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:14,507 I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU 905 00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:16,416 AT THE CAR WASH, YEAH 906 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,718 - SO PLEASE, PLEASE SAY "I DO" 907 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,820 [clapping] 908 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:24,362 - YES! YES, I'LL MARRY YOU! 909 00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:27,530 OH, MY GOD! AH! 910 00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,929 - OH, BABY! MM! 911 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:33,201 [excited screams] 912 00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:36,242 [cheers and applause] 913 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:39,607 - OH, WAIT, WAIT. I GOTTA... 914 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:40,938 - OH, YEAH. - PUT THE RING ON. 915 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,712 OKAY, SO... - OH, MY GOD, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 916 00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:43,941 - HERE IT GOES. I'M NERVOUS. 917 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:47,345 - YEAH! [cheers and applause] 918 00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:49,679 [indistinct chatter] 919 00:35:49,715 --> 00:35:52,745 [cork pops, cheers] 920 00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:56,556 - THAT WAS SWEET OF YOU TO DO. 921 00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:59,258 WAS IT PAINFUL? [giggles] 922 00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:02,961 - NO. IT WAS NICE. 923 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,904 HE REALLY WANTED TO MAKE THIS SPECIAL FOR HER. 924 00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:08,700 THEY'RE A GREAT COUPLE. THEY DESERVE THAT. 925 00:36:08,734 --> 00:36:12,444 - YEAH. 926 00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:15,511 - [quietly sighs] 927 00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:18,641 AND SO DO YOU. 928 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:19,947 AMANDA, YOU DESERVE SOMEONE 929 00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:23,178 WHO WANTS TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF THEMSELVES FOR YOU. 930 00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:30,786 - IT'S NOT YOU, IS IT? 931 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:37,256 - I DON'T THINK SO. 932 00:36:37,296 --> 00:36:39,596 - YEAH, I THINK I'VE, UM... 933 00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:43,371 [sighs] 934 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:46,412 KNOWN THAT FOR SOME TIME NOW, SO... 935 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:56,722 - I'M SO SORRY, AMANDA. 936 00:36:58,584 --> 00:36:59,954 - SO AM I. 937 00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:10,504 I'LL MISS YOU. 938 00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:13,329 - ME TOO. 939 00:37:24,610 --> 00:37:27,580 [contemplative pop music] 940 00:37:27,613 --> 00:37:31,623 941 00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:34,350 - LIGHT 942 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:38,016 IT'S SO BLINDING 943 00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:41,586 ON THIS WINDING 944 00:37:41,627 --> 00:37:45,797 AVENUE 945 00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:50,541 946 00:37:50,569 --> 00:37:53,339 LIGHT 947 00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:57,082 FIND I'M FALLING 948 00:37:57,108 --> 00:38:00,708 ALL IS CALLING 949 00:38:00,746 --> 00:38:05,476 BACK TO YOU 950 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:08,717 IT'S CALLING 951 00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:13,334 BACK TO YOU 952 00:38:13,359 --> 00:38:16,929 WE 953 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:20,772 DREAM ABOUT 954 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:24,739 EVERYTHING SHINING 955 00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:28,570 AND NEW 956 00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:32,407 IT'S ALL 957 00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:35,914 PERFECT NOW 958 00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:39,817 THERE'S ONLY THE MOMENT 959 00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:43,921 AND YOU 960 00:38:43,955 --> 00:38:48,785 961 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:52,697 - I REALLY THINK WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. 962 00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:55,571 - BUT YOU KNOW HE IS MINE, RIGHT? 963 00:38:55,601 --> 00:38:57,471 - FOR NOW. 964 00:38:57,503 --> 00:39:00,743 - SO...NOW THAT YOU'VE LOST MOST OF THE BABY WEIGHT... 965 00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:03,482 - ALL. - I HAVE A GUY FOR YOU. 966 00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:06,509 RECENTLY SINGLE. HE'S AN ASTRONAUT. 967 00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:08,775 - OH, AN ASTRONAUT? - WELL, WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER. 968 00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:10,484 NOW HE WORKS AT A LIQUOR STORE. 969 00:39:10,516 --> 00:39:11,646 BUT BECAUSE HE LOVES IT, 970 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:12,753 NOT BECAUSE HE NEEDS THE MONEY. 971 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:15,094 - THANKS. AND HE SOUNDS DREAMY. 972 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,720 BUT I THINK I'M GONNA PASS. 973 00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:18,755 - I'M SORRY, I JUST-- I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEBODY. 974 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:21,030 - I KIND OF THINK I ALREADY HAVE. 975 00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:22,429 - REALLY? THAT'S GREAT! 976 00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:23,661 WHO IS HE? - NO, NO, NO. 977 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,425 HE'S JUST...THIS GUY. 978 00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:26,774 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM. 979 00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:28,068 AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO REASON 980 00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:29,639 TO THINK SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN, 981 00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:30,868 BUT I DON'T KNOW. 982 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:33,612 I JUST HAVE THIS FEELING LIKE WE'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. 983 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:36,609 LIKE IT'S FATE OR SOMETHING. 984 00:39:36,642 --> 00:39:42,652 - WE DREAM ABOUT 985 00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:46,181 THERE'S ONLY THE MOMENT 986 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,647 AND YOU 987 00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:50,686 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 70681

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