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♪ Na na na nana na na na na ♪
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Tobie:
Welcome to "Just Roll With It"!
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♪ ♪
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(crowd cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na na ♪
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Just roll with it!
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‐(cheering)
‐(bell ringing)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na na ♪
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♪ ♪
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(cheering continues)
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Welcome to
"Just Roll With It"!
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(applause, cheering)
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The show that has two rules!
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Rule number one,
when you hear this sound...
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(horn blast)
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You get to vote on what
happens to us in scenes!
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(applause, cheering)
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Rule number two,
no matter what happens,
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nobody mess with Big Paul!
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(laughter)
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Sorry, sorry.
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‐Uh, who's Big Paul?
‐He's just a lovable oaf
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who loves attending
tapings of TV shows.
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But, the legends warn that
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if audiences don't
laugh hard enough,
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Big Paul has been known to
fly into a terrible rage.
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So, good luck for everyone
sitting next to Big Paul!
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(laughter, applause)
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Well,
whatever happens,
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you guys will have to...
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All:
Just roll with it!
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♪ ♪
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(cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na na ♪
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♪ ♪
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Listen up, troops!
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Here's today's
plan of attack.
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I am taking Blair to karate,
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picking up the dry cleaning,
and going to the bank. Byron,
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you take care of
the post office,
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go to
the hardware store,
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drop Dad off at
the American Legion,
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and head to your big meeting.
Then, we'll all
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meet up at the expensive
grocery store for lunch.
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Remember, we're not
buying anything.
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We're only there for...
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All:
Free Sample Saturday!
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Rachel! Here's your purse.
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A little stylish
headgear for Grandpa.
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Dad, don't forget
your keys. And Blair,
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what do you say we turn
that into a roadie?
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Are you hustling
us outta here?
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Wait a second,
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you have a scheme cooking.
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Whatever it is,
I want in!
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Okay, here's the deal.
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Ruth is coming over to
work on our class project.
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Wait, so your scheme is to...
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‐do school work? I'm out.
‐Ah!
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Blair,
you don't understand.
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Ruth is very smart
but easily distracted.
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If I can keep her on task,
we may be able to earn
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the elusive
A‐plus‐plus‐plus.
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(sigh) Also known
as A‐cubed.
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The A‐plus‐plus‐plus
is just a myth.
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A‐plus‐plus‐plus
is not a myth!
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I've seen it!
Carly Rosenthal
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got one in sixth grade!
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Okay...
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You seem to really care
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about this thing,
and I don't at all,
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so I'm gonna go
have a Saturday.
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Come on, Mom.
Let's roll.
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Uh, Grandpa, Dad,
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chop chop!
The open road beckons!
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So, you all should
go answer...
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her... call.
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Rachel:
Millie Bobby Brown!
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What happened to my car?!
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‐It's wrecked.
‐You gotta see it!
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It's so awesome.
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Don't look at me.
Pops was the last one driving.
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Dad, do you have
an explanation?
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Have you ever heard
of the legend of the,
uh, chupacabra?
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You crashed it,
didn't you?
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Sure did.
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Dad, this only happened
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because you refuse
to wear your glasses!
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I don't need my glasses.
I was an army sniper!
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‐Come on, Byron!
Let's get outta here.
‐No, no.
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You're not going anywhere.
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You're grounded.
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‐What?!
‐Owen: What?
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This isn't fair!
You're ruining my day!
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(sigh) It is nice to be on
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the other side of this
little song and dance.
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Okay, I can still
make this work.
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Byron, Blair,
get in the other car.
I'm driving.
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Uh, Rachel,
can I have a word?
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(clears throat) Uh...
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First of all, big fan.
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Second, I can't
have Grandpa around.
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He'll distract Ruth.
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Our last group project
was a disaster.
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‐She s‐‐
‐(horn blast)
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(crowd cheering)
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Announcer:
All right, audience,time to vote!
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You get to choosewhat Owen and Ruth
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did for theirlast presentation.
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I smell a flashback.
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You got this? You got this?
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We got this.
We got this. We got this.
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You're gonna be given
cards to read from.
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Announcer:
And let's getback to the scene!
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‐Director: Action!
‐All right. Owen and Ruth,
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what will you be
presenting today?
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(clears throat)
Uh, today,
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for our report
on the Gold Rush,
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Ruth and I will be doing
a puppet show presentation
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(chuckle)
using puppets.
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‐(laughter)
‐(applause, cheering)
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We will narrate
a day in the life
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of people that were
involved in the Gold Rush.
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(applause, cheering)
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Don't mess up!
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Oh, don't forget the props
for your puppet show.
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‐(indistinct murmuring)
‐Mr. Penworth: Now,
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we take you way back
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to the dirty and dusty days
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of the Gold Rush!
(neighs like horse)
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(Southern accent):
Hey, Betsy!
How you doing today?
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(Southern accent):
I'm very good, John!
How are you?
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I'm doing good,
especially that
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our Gold Rush is
doing very swell.
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But I'm a little hungry,
so I'm gonna
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get my dinner,
and I got yours, too.
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Okay, thank you so much‐‐
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Listen, you have to
stop making takeout.
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I have way too much
on my plate, John!
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You have no idea what I have
to go through every day,
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babysitting this alien.
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Uh, I, you know‐‐
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(laughter)
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Here's a little‐known fact.
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(chuckle)
The pickax was invented
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by Sir Pickax Foxwell II.
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Pickaxes are good
to pick your nose.
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Oh, wow. Uh,
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‐I have an itchy nose.
Help me out.
‐Okay, okay.
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‐Right there? Is that good?
‐I also heard‐‐
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(laughter)
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But wait, there's more!
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This puppet show
is also an opera!
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‐(audience oohing)
‐Of course it is.
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‐Maestro!
‐Owen: Uh, what?
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‐It's an‐‐ oh!
‐(music playing)
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(singing operatically)
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♪ Oh I love the Gold ♪
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♪ Rush! ♪
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♪ We are miners ♪
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♪ Looking for gold! ♪
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♪ Have some pizza
before it gets ♪
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♪ Cold! ♪
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♪ With our pickaxes ♪
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♪ We are not lazy ♪
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♪ We also look for ♪
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♪ Alien babies ♪
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(baby voice):
That's me!
That's me!
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♪ Oh yes! ♪
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Both:
Thank you very much.
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(applause)
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(cheering)
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Enough! Enough! Enough!
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I'm giving you the lowest
grade you've ever had.
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A‐minus!
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(gasps)
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Owen, I really wish I could
be a good parent right now,
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but I didn't schedule time in
the itinerary for that, okay?
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Come on, troops!
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We're moving out!
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Hut hut hut!
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(sighs) Okay, Owen.
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Deep breaths.
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Grandpa won't be
any trouble at all.
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You'll barely even
know he's here.
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(electricity crackling)
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Well, broke
another microwave.
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♪ ♪
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(applause, cheering)
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♪ Just roll with it! ♪
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Where is Byron?
It shouldn't take him
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this long to pick up
dry cleaning.
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Oh, finally, get in.
We're gonna be late.
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Why are you getting in the back?
I'm not a chauffeur.
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I know you're not.
If you were, you'd have mints,
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bottles of water, and be much
less mean to the passengers.
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So, what do you
think of my new do?
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‐Why is Gator here?
‐His mom forgot him
at the hair salon.
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Long hair, don't care.
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Hot Gator summer
comin' through!
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He needs a ride to
the Farmers Market.
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‐Fine. At least it's on our way.
‐No, it's not.
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I wanna go to Old Man
Cratchett's farm upstate.
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Gator, don't support that man.
He belongs in jail.
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I like sweet corn!
Old Man Cratchett's
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got them sweet, sweet cobs!
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All right, I can still
make this work.
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We'll go to Cratchett's farm,
then I'll drop you off at‐‐
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‐Trampoline club.
‐That was the big meeting
you had to go to?!
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Whatever. Then Blair's
karate practice...
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‐And soccer practice.
‐When did you sign up
for soccer?
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‐When I discovered
I liked kicking stuff.
‐(sighs)
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None of this was in
the itinerary, but, you know,
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if I take the shortcut
across that condemned bridge,
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I might be able
to make this work.
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Enough chit chat,
Rachel! Floor it!
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♪ Old Man Cratchett's
got that corn ♪
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♪ I want it in
my mouth hole ♪
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‐♪ They can't prove
he did those crimes ♪
‐Gator!
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♪ ♪
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Let's turn to page 25
in our textboo‐‐
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(bagpipes blaring)
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(chuckling) Look what I found!
Rachel's old bagpipes!
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Wow!
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Yeah, I signed her up
for lessons as a goof,
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but guess what? She did it!
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For four years!
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Oh, you kids wanna try?
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Oh cool!
That's the one Scottish
instrument I haven't played.
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No. We are
busy right now,
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doing the science project,
like I told you.
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Science. (scoffs)
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I'll tell you what those
fat cats at the school board
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don't want
you to know.
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Did I ever mention
I was stationed at...
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Area 51?
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Did you see any UFOs?
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I'm sorry.
That's confidential.
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But, uh, let's just say...
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yes, I did.
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Owen's grandpa,
tell me about the aliens,
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please, please, please!
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♪ ♪
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Rachel!
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You gotta try
one of these!
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No. They're not even cooked.
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Doesn't matter.
They're that good.
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‐Where's Blair?
Karate ended 10 minutes ago.
‐(door opens)
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Hey, can you pop the trunk?
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Wait, I think you girls
have the wrong car.
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I told Wanda you'd give her
a ride to soccer practice.
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Hey, lady,
where are the snacks?
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00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,122
My blood sugar's low.
254
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,374
We got plenty of sweet corn
from Cratchett's farm.
255
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,501
Ugh, that man
belongs in jail.
256
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,671
But, he does have
the goods. Cob me, baby.
257
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,297
Here you go, Wanda.
258
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,967
That's not Wanda.
That's Wanda.
259
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,469
‐Can you pop the trunk?
‐Then who's that?
260
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,679
I assumed
she was your friend.
261
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,390
Why would I have a little
kid friend all of a sudden?
262
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:43,184
Hey, stranger child,
what are you doing in here?
263
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,435
I followed the dog.
264
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,104
Hang on! There's a dog in here?
265
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,898
‐(barking)
‐Ah! Protect the corn!
266
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,317
Aw! Rachel,
can we keep him?
267
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,027
I think
the dog's peeing.
268
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,029
Ew! Get that
mongrel outta here!
269
00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:57,115
‐Out, out, out, out, out!
‐(barking)
270
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:59,325
‐(car honking)
‐Oh, there's my ride.
271
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,618
Thanks for the corn.
272
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,621
Can you please
pop the trunk?
273
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,165
‐I got it.
‐No trunk popping‐‐
274
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,584
(horn blast)
275
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,461
(applause, cheering)
276
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:11,963
♪ ♪
277
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:14,174
Announcer:
Okay, audience.
278
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,802
You get to choose whatthe car rolls through.
279
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,804
Anything can happen
in the Mom‐mobile.
280
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,848
(singing):
What do you think
is gonna happen?
281
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,474
I think we're
gonna get messy.
282
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:25,518
We'll continue the scene
on Wanda's line,
283
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,520
"Can you please
pop the trunk?"
284
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,397
Off to the car we go!
285
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:30,982
Announcer:
Now, back to the scene!
286
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,068
Director:
Action!
287
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,571
‐Hey, can you pop the trunk?
‐I got it.
288
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:39,032
‐(click)
‐Uh‐oh. I accidentally
released the parking brake,
289
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,075
locked the windows
in the down position,
290
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,327
and somehow opened
the sunroof!
291
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:48,917
And it looks like we're headed
for that crazy car wash!
292
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:52,337
(applause, cheering)
293
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:55,006
Okay, seat belts on,
everybody! And goggles!
294
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,051
‐Gator: Oh boy.
‐Rachel: Oh, Mom never
295
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,677
leaves the driveway without
296
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,013
‐six pairs of goggles
in the minivan.
‐(laughing)
297
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,807
Robot Voice:
You are now enteringthe car wash.
298
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,143
Step one, rainbow soap.
299
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,978
‐(spraying)
‐(screaming)
300
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,064
(laughter)
301
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:15,109
(screaming)
302
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,030
‐Byron: Ah!
‐(audience oohing)
303
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,534
Byron:
Why is the roof open?!
304
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,080
Can we at least
shut the sunroof?
305
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,916
Voice:
Step two, power wash!
306
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,251
(beeping, spraying)
307
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,503
(screaming)
308
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,004
(laughing)
309
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,507
(screaming)
310
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:41,010
That's cold!
That is so cold! Ah!
311
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,012
It's freezing!
312
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,181
My hair!
313
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,557
(laughter)
314
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,726
Well, at least I don't
have to shower tonight!
315
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,853
Voice:
Final step, foaming wax!
316
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:54,023
Well, I guess
we can cross car wash
off the list of errands.
317
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,526
‐Oh!
‐(screaming)
318
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:59,487
Gator:
My hair! Again!
319
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,949
(screaming continues)
320
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,993
(Byron crying)
321
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:09,372
I don't like
car washes anymore!
322
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,959
Voice:
Car wash complete!Have a nice day!
323
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,335
(laughter)
324
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,338
(applause, cheering)
325
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,551
‐(knocking)
‐What do you want?!
326
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,096
Friendly neighborhood officer?
327
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,473
Ma'am, it's illegal to wash
328
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,685
children at the same time you
wash your car in this state.
329
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,312
I'm gonna have to
write you a ticket.
330
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:35,440
Don't worry, Rachel.
I got this.
331
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,984
Excuse me,
Officer Dreamboat?
332
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,404
I couldn't help but notice you
writing my friend a ticket,
333
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,948
and I just have to ask...
334
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,950
(flapping)
335
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,287
Do you we have
a ticket now?
336
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,790
Yes. Now, you have two.
337
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,001
Nice job, Gator.
338
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:58,504
One for illegal washing,
and another...
339
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,965
for stealing
an officer's heart.
340
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,469
Just kidding.
That's my number.
341
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,596
Your ticket's
still real though.
342
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,056
And you can't pay
it through the mail.
343
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,515
You have to go to court.
344
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,018
♪ ♪
345
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,227
Owen:
Okay, Ruth,
346
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:17,065
so in order to build
a solar power generator‐‐
347
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,941
‐(metal clanging)
‐(chuckle) first, we‐‐
348
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:21,069
‐(clanging)
‐need to attach‐‐
349
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,446
‐(clanging)
‐the panels to‐‐
350
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:24,864
What are you doing?
351
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,159
Well, I‐I‐I'm taking
the marbles from this bowl,
352
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,703
and putting them in
this metal bucket.
353
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,165
Do you have to do it
one at a time?
354
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,585
Well, I‐I wanna count
them, too, see? 'Cause,
355
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,961
well...
356
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,380
Oh, you made me lose track!
357
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,716
Now, I gotta start
all over again!
358
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,219
That's it!
Grandpa, we're trying
to get work done,
359
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,471
and you are
being a nuisance!
360
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:51,224
Whoa, Owen. He's just‐‐
361
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,852
No! It's okay.
I'm just in the way, I guess.
362
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,856
Finally.
Now, let's dive in.
363
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,110
You seem upset.
Do you wanna talk about it?
364
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,570
Nah. My generation,
365
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,739
we don't express our feelings.
366
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,157
But, okay.
367
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,120
Think of this as
a safe space, Grandpa,
368
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,830
and just speak
your truth.
369
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,998
(chuckling) The truth
is we should really‐‐
370
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,626
Well, as in most cases,
it all started with my father.
371
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,462
♪ ♪
372
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,465
(applause, cheering)
373
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,263
‐That was awesome.
‐That was so much fun!
374
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:32,807
♪ ♪
375
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,308
Repeat after me.
376
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,269
‐I am beautiful...
‐(ding)
377
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,146
‐and strong.
‐(ding)
378
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,606
I am beautiful and strong.
379
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,150
(ding)
380
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,694
I am beautiful and strong.
381
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:45,570
(ding)
382
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,738
I am bored and annoyed.
383
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,282
(ding)
384
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,409
Now, how do you
feel, Mortimer?
385
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:54,203
Actually, I'm feeling
mad at Rachel.
386
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:57,707
Interesting. And why
are you mad at Rachel?
387
00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,001
She's treating me
like a dang kid.
388
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,170
Took away my driving privileges,
389
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,880
took away my friends,
390
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,382
and most of all 'cause
she took away my dignity.
391
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,384
Rachel didn't take
anything from you.
392
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,136
You did this to yourself.
393
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,554
Ruth:
Owen,
394
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,764
sounds like you have
something to say.
395
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:14,849
(ding)
396
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,517
As a matter of fact, I do.
397
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,978
My generation's all
about over‐sharing.
398
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,564
Grandpa,
399
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,691
it's not Rachel's fault
you wrecked the car.
400
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,194
It's your fault because you
refuse to wear your glasses.
401
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,820
And you're complaining about
402
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,238
Rachel taking stuff from you,
403
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,657
when you've taken
everything from me.
404
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,701
You took my bedroom,
my study buddy,
405
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,120
and now you're gonna
take away my A‐plus‐plus‐plus.
406
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,373
I‐I‐I didn't know you
felt this way, buddy.
407
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:42,043
Chills. I am sensing
a breakthrough!
408
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,045
Here, each of you
409
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:46,797
take hold of
a healing crystal.
410
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,383
Place it upon your third eye.
411
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,010
My‐my third what?
412
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,054
(chuckle) Y‐your forehead.
413
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,431
‐Oh, forehead. Sure.
‐Okay,
414
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,351
now set your
vibrations to honesty.
415
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,143
(ding)
416
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,521
The reason you didn't
know I felt this way
417
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,315
is because
you never ask.
418
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,484
(sighs) Since you got here,
419
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:07,735
everything's been about you.
420
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:12,114
About me? I feel like
nothing's about me.
421
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:15,034
I'm just an old guy
nobody wants around.
422
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,912
Is that why you don't
like wearing your glasses?
423
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,164
Because they make you feel old?
424
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,499
Yeah.
425
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,710
I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to ruin your afternoon.
426
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,129
Honestly, the only bright
side to being grounded
427
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,257
is that I get to spend
the day with you.
428
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,258
Huh?
429
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,470
You wanna hang out with me?
430
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,181
I had no idea you felt that way.
431
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,891
Of course.
432
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,893
After all,
you're my only grandson.
433
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,520
Grandpa,
434
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,480
I wanna spend time
with you, too,
435
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,732
but after we're done
with our project.
436
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:47,858
Deal.
437
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,696
I am loving the progress
we are making.
438
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,864
I just have one last exercise
439
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,491
to purify your auras.
440
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,160
(horn blast)
441
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,455
(applause, cheering)
442
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,999
Announcer:
Last vote, audience!
443
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,167
You get to choose what is
444
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,837
Ruth's new therapy!
445
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,715
This is my first time, so I have
no idea what to expect.
446
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:13,175
‐Suzi: Are you in it? You are?
‐I'm in on it, yes.
447
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:16,262
‐She's in on it.
‐I'm in on it. It's gonna be...
448
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,138
funny.
449
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,016
So, we will start
on Ruth's new line.
450
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,393
Announcer:
And let's get backto the scene!
451
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,609
(applause, cheering)
452
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:34,155
(laughter)
453
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,535
Director:
Action.
454
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:43,956
I just have one last exercise
to purify your auras.
455
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,584
It's a bit New Age‐y,
but my mom swears by it,
456
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,544
and she spent most of
her life in therapy.
457
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,088
It's called
Baby Bird Therapy.
458
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,132
(cheering)
459
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,051
(applause)
460
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,054
The thing that scares me
is this egg came out of me.
461
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,641
Now, recite the baby bird poem.
462
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,184
(laughing):
The baby bird poem.
463
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:06,020
‐(music playing)
‐Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet!
464
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,147
I cannot wait for us to meet.
465
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,858
And because
it's almost spring,
466
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,986
and that's when baby
bird gets its wings.
467
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,656
All right, baby bird.
Break free!
468
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,158
(smashing)
469
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,201
Grandpa:
You can do it!
470
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,745
‐Ruth: Go...
‐You can do it, buddy!
471
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,580
Look at you.
472
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,999
(cheering)
473
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,293
(applause)
474
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:32,546
There's one last thing to
complete our bonding experience.
475
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,841
Grandpa, teach your
baby bird how to fly!
476
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,052
Grandpa:
Oh yeah. That's the best
thing about being a bird.
477
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,763
Okay, little buddy.
You ready?
478
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,848
‐I think.
‐One, two, three.
479
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,266
Go ahead, fly.
480
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,935
♪ ♪
481
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,186
Owen:
Tweet tweet!
482
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,354
Tweet tweet!
483
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,648
‐I don't think it's working!
‐Try a little faster.
484
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,525
‐Tweet tweet‐‐ Ah!
‐There you go.
485
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,986
‐(cheering, applause)
‐It's working! It's working!
486
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,114
I'm flying!
487
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,281
Tweet tweet!
488
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,827
Does anybody have
an airsick bag?
489
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,412
'Cause I think
we're gonna need it.
490
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:05,621
(laughter)
491
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,791
(applause, cheering)
492
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,795
All right.
493
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,881
It could just be
the bird costumes,
494
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,466
but your auras
look a lot brighter.
495
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:20,052
I'd say this exercise
was a success.
496
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,722
Now, how about
a heart‐to‐heart hug?
497
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,391
‐(ding)
‐Om!
498
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,351
How about
a beak‐to‐beak hug?
499
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,061
Om!
500
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,106
(applause)
501
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,483
Wow.
502
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,195
Homework's gotten
really weird these days.
503
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,989
Yeah.
504
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,992
Thirty‐two stops.
505
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,995
How can one family
have 32 stops?
506
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,413
I‐I‐I got three tickets,
507
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,206
I hopped some curbs,
and I'm pretty sure
508
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,667
there's a mailbox lodged
in the car's undercarriage,
509
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,795
but I did it.
I did it!
510
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,549
Are you feeling okay,
by the way?
511
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,426
I've never felt better.
512
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,595
As a matter of fact,
513
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,097
‐bring it in!
‐Uh, I don't...
514
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,520
That does feel nice,
Dad. (spits)
515
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,355
Good to have you home, kiddo.
516
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,900
Hey, Mrs. Blair,
you forgot to drop me off.
517
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,444
Also, still waiting
for you to pop that trunk.
518
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:23,157
Honey, honey, you're hugging
a little tight there.
519
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,077
♪ ♪
520
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,163
Woo!
521
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:31,165
The jury just acquitted
Old Man Cratchett!
522
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:34,126
‐Hot dog!
‐This town makes me sick.
523
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,003
Got some exciting news!
524
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,047
We already heard about
Old Man Cratchett.
525
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:40,716
Not that.
I got an A‐plus‐plus‐plus!
526
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:41,967
I told you it was real.
527
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,554
Wow... Still don't care.
528
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,139
Grandpa:
Well, I do. I'm proud of you,
529
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,350
kiddo. Tell you what.
530
00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,435
What do you say I take you
guys out for some ice cream?
531
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,187
‐Yay!
‐Yay, I did nothing!
532
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,524
That is if I'm un‐grounded.
533
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,526
I don't know...
534
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,528
Well, how about...
535
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,404
now?
536
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,950
Both:
Please?
537
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,451
You're wearing
your glasses!
538
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,745
‐Of course!
‐They look good on you, too.
539
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,205
‐Grandpa: Yeah?
‐Yeah, fine.
540
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:12,957
All right.
I'll go get the car.
541
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:14,959
Wow, wow, wow.
542
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,127
I've never seen
my dad like this.
543
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,630
I don't know what you
and Ruth did to him,
544
00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:20,965
but it worked.
545
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,968
Might have her come over
to help work out my issues.
546
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,428
There's a lot.
547
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,557
You know, I never
thought I'd say this,
548
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,642
but Grandpa isn't so bad.
549
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,519
He actually might make
this place better.
550
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,438
‐(crash)
‐(screaming)
551
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:41,777
(chuckles)
552
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:46,991
Well, I...
553
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,534
guess it wasn't my eyes.
554
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,125
‐That's our show!
‐(applause)
555
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,502
You guys have been
a great audience!
556
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,170
(cheering)
557
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:01,422
♪ Na na na nana na na na na ♪
558
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:04,425
♪ ♪
559
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,928
(applause, cheering continues)
560
00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:12,224
♪ Na na na nana na na na na ♪
561
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,060
(inaudible)
562
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,855
♪ Na na na na
na na na na na ♪
563
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:22,443
(applause, cheering)
564
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,032
♪ Na na na nana na na na na ♪
565
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,495
♪ ♪
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