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- Dugdale has made an offer. - Philip!

- Will you marry me? - What?

The Lemming family is an act of piracy,

and the least we hope is a proper public apology.

No we will not.

Yes. We don't want to be converted in lemmings and commercialized.

Roger likes you, Georgie.

You haven't told me anything.

Where's your list?

Number one, get married.

Number two, get married.

Number three, get married.

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Can you believe it? This is the third charge.

Great mountain of things.

Where is it all going?

I told them to drag him to the sea ...

and throw it away, close to the plastic.

A momentous opportunity.

Yes Yes it is. I keep swinging between a kind of liberation ...

and restlessness.

When I was a child ...

I used to look out the window during hours. It was paradise.

I haven't done that in a long time.

Nice windows in the villa of Portugal?

Lovely. Yes, I will be watchingthe horizon for months.

And I'll also look at Edith a lot, thinking...

lucky I am.

I hope you are thinking about Sandra.

Well, see you at the wedding.

I am Roger Stevens and he is Matusal�n.

- Say hi, Matusal�n. - Hello!

Tell us how they met.

Well i went to look I work in a toy store,

And, I didn't get it. I was so downcast that

They offered me something from the balance drawer.

- To cheer me up. - And you chose Matusal�n?

I tried to grab the first thingI didn't think it was gross.

Thank you.

What is the problem?

- I do not think it works. - What?

It is vital that you get a distinction. Not just a pass.

It is one of the best courses in the country.

I can't fail it.

You're not going to screw it up with me ...

and Matusal�n. Toys as objects of transition, of ...

the transmission of love. It is your idea. It is brilliant.

I was wrong. It has to be more ...

relevant to experiences of ordinary people.

I am a common person, right?

Matusal�n and I are real.

I am sorry.

No. Listen: Mom, you are getting married,

on saturday, why don't you a documentary about it?

Filming the wedding? It's already done.

No. Not so.

It's about two people older people escaping fate.

What do you mean?

It's like the return of the prodigal son. It's me.

But with a modern touch.

Follow.

Instead of welcoming you the prodigal son home with the ... 65

Sounds more interesting.

Did Roger ever tell you how much he loves you?

I will ignore that.

Everything is under control, except the cake.

Yes. Because Sandra wants it from the local bakery ...

And Wendy wants an expensive piece of design.

Sandra wants it traditional, Wendy wants it wants organic. Sandra wants it round,

Wendy wants it square. Sandra lo wants three stories, Wendy seven.

In the rest, they are quite agree. 75

Is there no cake?

Should I say something?

No, no, no, leave it, leave it.

I don't even know what I will carry, still.

Well, nothing.

I mean, we'll go with the clothes we are wearing,

We will start from scratch. We will go out and buy everything new.

- What, land and go shopping? - Exactly. - Hello?

Hi Queenie

I was hoping to find you both here.

This is one of your days, Right, Queenie?

I have come especially.

I want you to sign ...

I want to be far, far away from the miserable Lemming family.

All the others have signed it. They will be collectibles someday.

I must have done something terrible in my previous life.

If you mean the transmigration of souls,

I know a thing or two about that. It is a very interesting topic.

That old gentleman Aboriginal in Tasmania ...

- Give me the books, give me the books. - As you like.

I'm going to miss this.

So, do it yourself.

It would not be the same.

They would be remarkably similar if you followed the simple recipe.

- Mom? - Yes honey?

I think I'm in love.

Roger.

Are you not happy for me?

It is very important to me.

Yes, I am. I am.

If you are happy. Are you?

Yes, yes.

Well i will be when she reciprocates me.

Don't you want to know who it is?

You know, I don't think I want to know.

Georgie.

Yes, that's who I thought you were going to say.

Roger, why always You have to do this? 116

I don't know where you got it from.

Your dad's family was smart

There is no one on my side who lacks totally common sense.

Even Auntie Joan is not here completely nuts.

I have developed late.

Roger! Georgina is Bob's daughter.

I know.

Bob and I had something about 100 years ago.

- Yes, I do. - He cannot be trusted.

On the one hand, it burst in this house, remember:

- And Phil can't take it! - I know.

So if you get together with Georgie and ...

Not necessarily.

- You really don't get it, do you? - Well I...

No.

I can't understand why what something so clear,

so obvious, it is beyond your understanding.

Why? What is it?

Maybe it has to do with having a long lost twin.

Roger! You never had a twin!

I told you a dozen times. If you had been a twin,

I would have told you years ago.

You are not, nor were you ever, a twin!

Do you want a sherry?

No. I finished sherry the last time We discussed this nonsense of twins.

- Mom? - What?

Do you want a video of the wedding?

Phil has already hired a photographer.

No. This will be like a movie. with interviews with friends ...

and relatives. And then edited together.

A kind of wedding story.

It sounds expensive.

Nerd. It's free.

It would be my wedding gift, for you two.

Roger, what a nice surprise.

It is very considerate of you.

I'm a veteran of this wedding ...

I've been through many, even my own.

A piece of advice that an old lady gave me a long time, it was that you always have to ...

have a pocket in your dress bridal. Large enough ...

like to carry a couple hundred of pounds. That way, if you change ...

of idea or you have doubts, you can run away. 162

That is not going to happen, is it?

Isn't it great? I love queenie

It seems you love a few people.

I think one of the reasons why I attract you ...

It is because I am very affectionate.

It is the crocodile that I really like it.

What do you think, dad?

What, him?

No, the movie.

Yes, it's fine.

Okay, but I could have a little music.

What? No, music, no!

Yes, like ...

the James Bond theme.

It is totally wrong.Imagineable coming from you.

I did not come here to be insulted.

Yes, that's what you came for.

It is true.

Why else would I be here?

- Let's take another look at my part. - No.

Let's go.

Hello, Edith ...

No, Wendy again, no.

Okay.

I was all ready to get married ...

and go abroad on last year but then,

Roger came back to live at his house and spoiled everything.

I don't know how they managed. I mean,

who lived with Roger for over 20 years and ...

That is over.

Now, Roger and I, we are separated.

Although Roger, being Roger,

claims that I don't I would have written my first book,

"The Lemming family", if he doesn't I would have abandoned me and the children.

It is to give yourself credit for my success, it is ...

is quite despicable.

But ...

that's Roger for you.

However, I feel that kindness, generosity and forgiveness. 203

payment of alimony Roger gave me ...

according to the divorce decree.

I can't bear that!

Santa Wendy!

She gave up on alimony. You should be grateful.

Yes, but she keeps talking about it all the time, over and over again.

Many times, I did not pay it anyway.

�Because you have not paid what you were supposed to pay,

makes the generous gestureWendy's be null?

But it is not as generous as It's making it sound, right?

- Incredible. - Yes, it is.

Apart from me, who else? do you have to interview

I am not going to interview you.

What?

Am I your old father?

It is true.

I am a...

I am a key actor in this.

Too bad we can't interview Phil. It would add value.

No way.

That's what you need, Georgie. A little courage.

A little action.

You know the movie The Graduate with Dustin Hoffman?

Yes, yes.

He comes in and stops the wedding. Fantastic.

And ...?

That is what you need. A little drama.

Thanks, Dad.

Hello mom, how are you doing?

I wish I knew. I'm exhausted.

I want to sleep for a month.

Can I do something?

Put the kettle on.

Phil tells me that you and Wendy are disagree with the cake.

Everything arranged. There are going to be three cakes.

- Three? - It's called triangulation: mine,

Wendy's and one neutral to guide us.

People don't eat the cake.They nibble on it out of courtesy.

Who is going to eat all those cakes?

I.

You're kidding me.

It is not difficult.

Mom.

Georgina's been calling me.

Georgina?

Yes, she wants me to appear in the movie talking about you and Phil.

Georgie is making the wedding video.

Sure, it's her.

I think roger has something with it.

He is very much in love.

You'll watch him, right, Sandra? Promise me.

He is an adult man, How can I monitor him?

It doesn't stop moving.

Mom, your wedding gift from Jack and me.

It's still in your box!

You must start using it to get acquainted with him.

I will, I will, I promise.

So you can control Roger herself.

Hi Queenie, how are you?

I'm on my nerves before the wedding.

Dear.

Indirectly

I know it's not my wedding.

But I'm not that far away.

Georgina told me that you're in his movie.

Yes. I hope i said everything correct.

Me too.

This time, the next week you will be gone.

Queenie.

Please do not do it.

I'm not going to another planet.

But, it might as well be.

Listen, Sandra and Jack me they bought a new phone ...

and they are going to put that thing, that ...

an application.

An application, so that we can see us and keep in touch ...

whenever we want.

- Free. - Even better.

Only...

Don't tell Phil!

MUSIC: Hallelujah George Frideric Handel

- Hi Queenie. - Hi.

Roger, could you passtime elsewhere?

You make me nervous.

Your dad is very upset because he has not been invited.

I will get over it.

I wish he was here.

Roger, what is it? Where is Matusal�n?

Phil confiscated it from me ...

At breakfast.

What? No wonder that you're so anxious.

It's your wedding, you have the right.

Hello Roger. You remember Terry, don't you?

Hello, Rog.

Yes.

No. Roger, stop. Stop. Roger!

Flowers.

My first marriage was a little difficult.

but the others were likeslide down a log.

What is he doing?

It's a surprise. Is doing a video of the wedding.

It is Roger's gift to us.

And we talk about free will.

I know, have you ever seen something like that?

Bring the clowns.

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. I am Margaret Pelham.

I am the authority who has the privilege of ...

officiate Edith's wedding and Phil, this morning.

This is a simple ceremony.

I will ask Edith and Phil to do an oath, after which ... 317

Mrs. Gale and Mr. Dugdale.

I have arthritis. My signature is going to look fake.

Don't worry, Mrs. Gale, we know who you are.

Are we ready? I will now declare the oath.

You are Edith Rosemary Stevens,

free to legally marry with Philip Robert Parton?

Stop everything! Wait!

I love Edith and she loves me!

This man is an impostor.

Edith and I are the ones we should be together, it's a ... 328

- Be careful... - Jack, Jack ...

Excuse me, Sandra. Roger, Get out, Jack is a doctor.

- But he's an anesthetist. - Yes, that's a doctor.

Okay, she's passed out.

Is this up to you?

What? No, no, I swear!

I think, given the circumstances,

I'm going to consider postponing it.

No! Please, absolutely not.

Watch out.

No. We have to do this today. Right now.

But, Edith, are you okay?

Yes, I am perfectly fine.

Where is Phil?

It is gone.

- Are you okay? - Yes.

I'm fine, everything is fine.

Well, are you sure?

- Are you? - What?

Are you sure that you want to go ahead and ...

marry me?

What?

You deserve someone much better than me.

Well, yes, but where would you find it?

You are Edith Rosemary Stevens,

free to legally marry with Philip Robert Parton?

Yes.

Very expensive.

Yes, but ...

Let's do something a little more like ... rock-and-roll.

Yes, yes.

What? What do you say ...?

We just want it to be a little more discreet, I suppose ... Yes.

a little more stifling, too.

Yes, jazz?

We could do jazz.

Ladies and gentlemen, family and friends ...

the arrival of this cart has been ...

a point to which you have dedicated a lot of care and attention.

But before removing the cover and ...

surprise the world, I would like to propose a toast to the bride and groom.

Much love and happiness for Edith and Phil. 373

Wonderful. Did you know about this?

No!

It's a Parton Mk 40, it's the best we have built.

Well done, Sandra, great.

Incredible.

This is for Phil and Edith.

For Edith and Phil.

God. Queenie will give a speech.

Love is a very splendid thing.

It is the April rose that only it grows in early spring.

Then her fingers touched his silent heart ...

and taught him to sing.

Yes, true love it is something very splendid. 387

something splendid ...

Roger!

Wow! It is like cake.

It is the Parton Mk 40, the best that has been manufactured.

And it's our home ... until we reach the Algarve.

- Ready? - Always ready!

Take care of her, Phil.

Philip!

Get out!

Philip! Philip! Philip!

What is he doing?

Stop it, Roger!

Philip!

Philip!

Hey, stupid!

- Who is that? - Nobody.

- What does that mean? - Nothing.

It's over.

I mean ... nothing happened.

- Queenie! - Who? Hello!

Edith, it's me, Queenie!

Can you see me? You have to turn on the camera.

Philip!

- Hi Queenie. - Have you arrived yet?

No. Still We are traveling, Queenie.

Right now, I'm driving among a herd of anteaters.

They are charming creatures.

I don't want to hurt any. So I'll call you later, okay?

Much, much later.

Sandra gave us an application ... so that we can be in contact.

Perfect.

All right.

The wedding things look great.

Great, yes, well, you managed to cut all Bob's stuff?

No, I did not do it.

For once, only once in all of me life, it turns out my old man ...

Angry dad was right. All his nonsense, they hit him right away.

It really works.

Did you tell him that?

Not yet.

It's been hiding.

Do you know where it is?

In some bar somewhere, bragging.

Have you done this?

Yes, yes, I did, yes.

Not bad.

So, are you very homey?

Yes.

Yes, yes. When...

when I have to be.

When I try.

Here we are. Our first sunset.

And what a sunset.

Do they have everything they need?

Yes, charming.

It is very charming

A little favor ...

it's my granddaughter's birthday.

They could sign me ...

like Mr. and Mrs. Lemming?

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