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If you feel like it a little pet therapy,

Bertie will be delighted to see you.

Tacos! That is not enough for Wendy's food pension, right?

It's Wendy! He has written his book!

It is for children. It is not for you.

- But this is about us. - What do we do?

I hope the Lemming family it vanishes without a trace.

The Lemming family, which has just to receive the prestigious award ...

Prendergast of literature childish. Wendy Stevens.

Lemming-gate!

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Yes, I do. You said that.

You said it 50 times! Joan! Listens...

Roger is a charming boy, He has a good heart.

Yes, well, you shouldn't having left it in the kitchen ...

Look ... not everyone knows cook herrings, Joan.

No, Joan. I have to leave you. We will talk later. Bye.

- Something has happened. - Something has happened.

- Tell me! - Dugdale has made an offer.

Philip!

- Are you going to accept? - Yes.

Yes. Yes.

It is a very big house for a person. What will you do?

"Four-star kennel," I think.

- Lucky dogs. - Yeah ... well ... finally.

No more tricks, please, God.

Nothing from your "joke department", huh?

You have doubts.

- Why do you say that? - It is true.

Well I ...

I am worried, but not for myself. I'm worried about you.

I'm dragging you into this, and ...

Suppose we get there, and discover that we don't like it,

or that we cannot bear see each other.

We won't know until that we try, right?

God. You are brave.

- Where's your list? - Well, number one is ...

Here it is. Number one, we get married.

Number two, we get married.

Number three, we get married.

Four, sell house. Tildado.

Number five: decide fate.

It will be better that we continuego ahead with those marriages.

Any particular date?

Friday the 13th?

Smart! It will be a day of little activity!

A stitch! I have a stitch.

- Often happens. - I didn't have one stitch since she was a child.

- Sandra ... - I'm going to bed, go on.

Wake me up around the corner.

Will you marry me?

What?

I should have asked him your mother first.

Don't go there. Mom has everything arranged to marry Phil.

For your consent, obviously.

Obviously.

And what do you think? What am I crazy?

I'll answer you about that.

It was a surprise, wasn't it?

- Not entirely, no. - Really?

You seemed a little ... surprised.

I had to give that impression, No? I wouldn't want ...

what would you think what took for granted.

Did you give it? Did you do it?

- Frankly, yes. - When?

- When what? - Our wedding.

Any Monday afternoon, I close half a day.

Preferably before Let Mom and Phil get married.

Mom is not going tomind the hit, but Phil ...

Philip will go crazy!

Do we want him to go crazy?

I like to put it on the road.

Y...

our age difference.

Is it a problem?

No. I won't have to wait So much to inherit.

I could make it worthwhile.

And be with you...

it makes me young.

It keeps me moving.

Damn, I hadn't thought of that.

I have made an offer by Phil's house.

What?

Mother of mine!

- Is that ... is it an incentive? - If you like.

Of course I do.

I had no idea you were so rich.

I'm not.

- I count on you. - OMG.

Barker ... and tremendously optimistic.

Is it a yes then?

I see that you have bought a copy from the award winning Lemming family.

Yes. We heard it was good.

Yes it is. Is very good.

- I am in the book. - Really?

- Yes. - Yes?

Queenie Lemming, the lady of cleaning is based on me,

Queenie Gale, the cleaning lady.

Do you want my autograph? I could sign it for you. 105

thrill with your sounds.

the magic of your spell?

Yes, now is the time tosay goodbye, thank you very much.

We have received complaints. Who is complaining?

- The merchants. - Name two.

Please move. Thank you.

Pathetic! Absolutely pathetic.

Why don't they go and catch some real criminal,

instead of being here, ruining people's fun?

We were enjoying it!

Please move.

And it's for you too, ma'am.

I do not go anywhere, I'm staying here.

We are not causingno obstruction.

The only thing that happens is that people feel happy.

Is that a crime?

No need to make things difficult.

You are the one who is making it difficult.

There has to be fun for everyone.

We could accuse them.

No way.

- No? - Never.

I would not be so sure.

You are not going to accuse me.

- How is that? - Bureaucracy.

You don't want to spend long hours at the police station ...

completing the prosecution papers.

Losing time and money fromtaxpayers with a harmless ...

What a girl Queenie is.

And always crying why not what happened to the sheepdogs ...

- on TV. And he disliked Matusal�n. - Can not be.

Of course I do. It was very painful.

So, are you out of a job?

Yes, and with the pension payable.

I know someone who organizes ...

child parties.

Maybe we could do something there.

I am prepared for that.

Yes, it sounds interesting

Not you.

What?

You would be a burden.

I am great with children!

I make them laugh. Children love me.

Let's do it.

- This is Wendy's book. - The book?

Yes, Phil thinks he try to limit the damage.

But I am in the book. It should be there!

Baz the thief Lemming?

Yes. I am very damaged.

You are not invited.

Invite me

Let's put all the ducks in a row before Wendy arrives.

The Lemming family.

Extremely extreme children's story misspelled by Roger's wife.

Ex-wife, ex. I have nothing to do with it.

Roger, listen to Phil.

the poison that flows from This book has no limit.

I am an innocent bystander.

Typical!

He won an important prize. How can it be misspelled?

I don't know, but he is, trust me.

And unfortunately ...

is based on all of us.

Just give a little laugh.

They give me discounts everywhere.

Discounts?

When I told them it was real Queenie Lemming ...

They gave me a free pizza the other day.

Free pizza?

I don't want free pizza.

Queenie is right. It could work in our favor.

Who exactly are you?

I'm Baz Lemming I am also famous.

Sorry.

Jack...

He has asked me to marry him.

Jack?

Dugdale?

This morning.

Sandra!

I never thought.

How long has it been brewing?

Years, apparently.

Although I just got revealed the secret.

- And what did you say? - Yes.

- You sound very safe. - I am. I think.

Total fantasy. She has done this before.

It is wonderful!

Congratulations.

I am very, very happy for you.

Very happy indeed.

If we could go back to a more pressing subject ...

Philip, it's too late!

It has already happened. It's already out there.

No, it is not too late. We can change names in later editions,

And we can insist that the editor put a typo in this issue saying ...

That Wendy is a vampire.

- What? - Will it not be more publicity?

Of course I do.

Sandra, reallydo you want to be a lemming

I took it lightly.

Anyway, it will be Sandra Dugdale in October so I don't care.

October?

The first Saturday of October.

We are going to get married on second Saturday in October.

- You can not do that. - Why not?

We have been waiting for years. You just arrived.

- Phil, it doesn't matter. - It does matter.

It does matter! It's not fair.

It's not funny.

They must be there at noon.

I can't wait much longer.

Well then go.

- I'll tell you later. - Yes!

Okay?

Well what?

At first, they were amazed, and then there were ...

Yes?

- Horrified. - Horrified?

Especially horrified Phil, erupted.

And Edith?

She cried.

He cried with all his heart.

I hope you don't consider this as an attractive side ...

of your character.

Three cheers for Wendy!

Hip hooray!

Hip-hip, hooray!

Hip hooray.

Hi everyone.

Hello Bob.

- He is Terry, my literary agent.- A pleasure to meet you all.

The Lemming family is literature, right?

Sentences with verbs and that kind of thing

Phil.

Well, let's get started.

What do you propose?

I propose?

The Lemming family is a act of piracy, right?

Each of us has been represented or exploited,

and the least we hope is a proper public apology.

No we will not.

Yes. We don't want to be converted in lemmings and commercialized.

I'm with you, Phil. Always a pleasure.

The characters in my book don'tthey are related to real people,

dead or alive and they are completely fictional.

It says so on the first page.

Come on! It's about us, from beginning to end.

It's about a family completely fictional.

Look, it conveys universal truths ...

that's why adults, as well as children,

They find it so moving and attractive.

And that's just one of the many important criticisms.

But i really came here to say something else.

All this...

I'm not afraid that they will come bills you can't pay,

and land on the carpet.

I don't have to worry about every penny when I go shopping.

I don't have to use the same clothes I've been wearing ...

for the past ten years.

For the first time, I have enough money to be what ...

I have always wanted to be.

Generous.

Roger, I don't need anymore your food pension.

- What? - You can keep it.

- Seriously?- I have written a letter to the court,

- and has been attended to. - Wendy.

I can not believe it.

But it is true.

Wendy ...

Wendy, everything is forgiven!

It wouldn't go that far.

But I want to make everyone happy. For what I'm going to give each one ...

of those who feel that, in a or another way, do they have any ...

connection with some characters "fictional" from my book ... Terry?

A single payment, without prejudice, 3,000 � each.

If you can sign and date on the bottom.

Wendy.

Wendy ...

Yes, you have to!

Good...

This is more than generous of your part, isn't it, Phil?

Then we are being bought, right?

Well I'm happy with that.

Yes, me too. Wendy?

Yes, Roger?

Would you remarry me?

Sorry Roger but what happens

is that I'm going to marry someone else.

Terry and I are engaged.

Congratulations! Congratulations.

Lovely ring.

Have you set a date for the wedding?

Here it is, I think.

Tell Roger it won't last long.

Hi, I'm Georgina. We are a little ...

Thank god!

- We came a little early. - The sooner the better.

Come in. There is an uprising, the kitchen has already been destroyed.

Are you the giant?

I am.

Pathetic! Totally pathetic!

Pathetic?

It seems that all They are very excited.

This is how we like them.

Yes, they taste better.

We have removed everything outside the room. 345

And poorly bred, of course.

But I imagine that you they have a lot of experience.

Yes.

I am a former commando.

Really?

What a joy!

I was thinking of going on the line from a nice fairy tale,

with some values healthy and traditional.

Something that could calm them down a bit,

and leave a warm and smooth impression.

Let them leave you a little calmer.

- It is exactly what we intend to do. - Yes.

I'll try not to bite too strong. 359

My name is Matusa ... len.

And this is Matusal�n!

I just said it, you don't need to say it again.

- It's a crocodile! - Yes. A very nice crocodile ...

- most of the time. - What?

But sometimes, I know It puts in a bad mood.

- I do not. - Yes, you.

No, no!

Yup ... agh!

Do you see what I mean?

YES!

And the evil giant that lurks here somewhere ...

His name is Bob.

Do you know what that is?

It's the sound ...

of Bob the Giant, eating something.

He's always eating something!

I...

I'm starving.

Ha-m-bre!

Long live the giants!

Calm down! No...

Dad!

Good...

another potential source of income that goes away.

Are you not thinking of giving up?

Of course I do! I am not stupid.

I know you are ...

- Did they pay us something? - Surprisingly, everything.

As long as we would leave quickly.

- Great! - You're not going to get anything out.

Sometimes you are horrible like your mother.

Dugdale.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

You got a bargain.

The lot, a great offer.

You are right! Yes.

But, I have a little bone to gnaw on you.

- Tell me. - All right...

Edith and I are getting married the second week of October,

and Sandra and you guys are going to hook up In the first week.

Not a very good idea, is it?

- you are very wrong - Nerd. No, I am right.

What I mean is that we've been planning this for a long time.

- Can't you wait a little? - Is not true.

- No?- We haven't agreed on a date yet.

Sandra is teasing you.

- Yes? - I thought you already noticed.

Extraordinary. Why would she do that?

I can't imagine it.

Well...

let me warn you.

- What is it? - I am...

in this family for a time and you are about to ...

get involved with it.

I have to tell you no it is always easy to navigate.

- You mean Roger? - It's part of the problem.

- Only part? - Why do you thinkthat Edith and I are in a hurry ...

for going away?

Let me be direct ...

Change the locks, close the windows, strengthen the door.

Change this animal so friendly to some creature ...

with deterrent capabilities important.

What I'm going to do is go to ...

buy a book about how to build a moat ...

and I'm going to buy a dragon.

Great!

Get a big one.

I thought you would like it.

I can't believe you you have saved all this.

- It is a very important thing.- I wasn't keeping it.

I always thought ...

You and I have always been able to talk about everything.

And for a long time, there was nothing to talk about.

And so...

something happened.

What?

It changed.

When I wasn't paying attention, from nowhere to ...

all.

Sandra!

I'm really happy for you.

He is such a charming man!

And damn luck.

Yes, damn luck.

But ... this does not have nothing to do with me ...?

You are talking over and over again that I am alone?

Nothing to see.

Trust me.

I've been a little ...

What else could you be doing ...

what to worry about?

Georgie?

- What? - Do you like Roger?

He is fine.

Not bad?

Sometimes.

He likes you very much.

�Yes?

I think he likes you ...

I'm sure it does.

What makes you think that?

Told me.

Did he tell you now?

He said,

"I really like Georgie."

"I think she is charming."

That's pretty straightforward, isn't it?

Unmistakable.

Well, you haven't told me anything.

It is shy.

And what does it make you?

The intermediary?

And how did he manage before you?

- What? - With Wendy.

Mr. Fofo.

Mr. Fofo?

Well, you don't need an explanation.

And Mr. Fofo was the intermediary?

In those days, it was.

And what happened to him?

He ...

is retired.

It's all a little weird, isn't it?

Yes, I suppose so.

The thing is, Matusal�n ...

I think I prefer you.

What does it mean?

It means, I think,

that you have bitten more than you can chew.

What do I have to do?

Get away ..

And what will you do?

I stay...

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