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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:17,040 # So we waved our hands as we marched along 2 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,396 # And the people smiled as we sang our song 3 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:24,111 # And the world was saved as they listened to the band 4 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:26,589 # And the banner man held the banner high 5 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,115 # He was 10 feet tall and he touched the sky 6 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:33,433 # I wished that I could be a banner man 7 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:36,114 # And the drums went boom and the cornets played 8 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,271 # And the tuba oompahed all the way 9 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,590 # And the kids and the dogs were laughing... # 10 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,910 [Man] Tariq, check out the nurses! 11 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,719 # And the banner man held the banner high 12 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:48,314 # With an hallelujah in his eye 13 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:52,280 # I wished that I could be a banner man 14 00:00:55,320 --> 00:01:00,235 # Glory, glory, glory 15 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:03,915 # Listen to the band... # 16 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,914 That's right, Saj. Give 'em a scatter. 17 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:13,639 # Ain't it something grand 18 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,950 # To be as good as you can 19 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,111 # Like the banner man? 20 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:23,318 # So we reached the square on top of the hill... # 21 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,437 Annie... Annie, 22 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,034 it's George. He's back early from mosque. 23 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,713 Bugger. Red alert! 24 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,076 - What's up? - Your dad's back! 25 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,195 [Man] Shit! 26 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,558 # And we marched right down into the town... # 27 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,951 [Man] Don't tip it, you'll drop Holy Mary! 28 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,519 [Woman] Come on, Spaz! 29 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:46,037 # Glory, glory, glory 30 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:49,351 # Listen to the band 31 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,351 # Sing... # 32 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:54,432 - Wait! - Move it! 33 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:58,878 # Ain't it something grand 34 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,190 # To be as good as you can 35 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,113 # Like the banner man? 36 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,635 # La la la... # 37 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:08,949 [Boy] Bugger. 38 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:13,238 - [Woman] Stop. - [Man] Why are you stopping? 39 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,311 # La la la... # 40 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,879 [Man] Go, go, go! 41 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:23,477 Hey, Ella, there's Annie. 42 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,393 # Glory, glory, glory... # 43 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,470 Hi, Annie! 44 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:30,951 # Listen to the band 45 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:36,319 # Sing that same old story 46 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:40,598 # Ain't it something grand...? # 47 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,115 Fucking wet meself! 48 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,794 Tariq, where's them nurses? 49 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,440 # La la la... # 50 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,351 Keep still. 51 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,871 Ah! You're pulling my hair! 52 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,076 Keep your bloody head still, then. 53 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,357 Sajid, ask your dad for the nit comb. 54 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,159 - I haven't got nits. - Well, stop scratching, then. 55 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,560 [Tuts] 56 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,950 Maneer, you out of that bath? 57 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,599 I've just got in! 58 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:42,071 That bath don't half scratch your arse. 59 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:45,630 Hey, you, gobshite, I've told you, keep it shut. 60 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:49,509 [Mum] And leave him. Sajid, go and hurry those boys up. 61 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,954 I look stupid in this. 62 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,394 Do it yourself, then. 63 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,153 [Mum] You look lovely. 64 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,637 [Door opens] 65 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,870 All right, our kid? 66 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,792 All right, Saj? 67 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,797 Looks great, Dad. 68 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,757 Tradition, see, Son? 69 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:45,877 All our people wearing this. 70 00:04:58,240 --> 00:04:59,196 Ow! 71 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,038 The watch. 72 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,871 Here. Says your name in Arabic. 73 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,712 See? Nazir. 74 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:21,276 Son? Today you make me feel very proud. 75 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,318 You two, pack it in now. 76 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:27,950 Meenah, veil on. Sajid, you get me those cigs. 77 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,270 And take that bleedin® parka off. 78 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:31,714 Maneer, move it! 79 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,553 Abdul, Tariq, Saleem, let's look at you. 80 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,393 [Mum] Hat. 81 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:52,960 Ella? 82 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:59,078 Your son. 83 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,117 Sellotaping, sellotaping... 84 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,316 - Gorgeous. - One whole roll. 85 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,152 Sellotaping, sellotaping. 86 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,674 [Woman] They're "ere! 87 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,637 Oooh! 88 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,677 [General chat] 89 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,513 Look at that lot. Pickaninnies' fuckin® picnic. 90 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,910 - All right, Saj? - All right, Earnest? 91 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,434 See you later. 92 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,550 What you fuckin® grinnin® at? 93 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:24,869 Nothing, Grandad. 94 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,076 They just look funny, that's all. 95 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,279 How you doing, my love? 96 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,954 Earnest! Get your arse over 'ere! 97 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,429 Room for a little 'un? 98 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:37,715 Ay-up! 99 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,592 [Cheering] 100 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:44,633 [ALL] Bye! Bye! 101 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,196 [Barks] 102 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,237 [Indian music] 103 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,317 [Doors slam] 104 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,671 [Music stops] 105 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,439 Ooh, hey. 106 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,511 [Room grows quiet] 107 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:17,590 Abdul. 108 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,318 You all right, Son? 109 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,834 [Mum] Nazir? 110 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,993 - I can't do this, Dad. - WNatzir, come, sit down. 111 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,912 No! I can't! 112 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,913 - Nazir, don't do this! - Sorry, Dad! 113 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,071 - Nozie 114 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,274 Why he wants to do this? 115 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:34,990 And bring a shame on my family. 116 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,832 I no understand. 117 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,558 No understand. 118 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:45,672 Maybe I should have take family to Bradford long time ago. 119 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:49,196 More Pakistani there, see? 120 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,317 No this problem. 121 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:56,236 It will always be difficult for you, Zaheed. 122 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,118 They are different. 123 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,437 [Children's voices] 124 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,234 - She's lovely. - Shut up. 125 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,991 What the heck's that? 126 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,989 - You caught any fish yet, Spaz? - Get stuffed! 127 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,674 - She is just gorgeous. - Shut up. 128 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,034 Three pound, love. 129 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,837 - 'Ere y'are, love. - Your change. 130 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,433 [Ella] Ay-up. 131 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:42,876 Annie, Ella. How you gettin” on with that Islam? 132 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,473 Fine, thanks, Father. 133 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,870 Two dozen roses for the walk. 134 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,553 And three dozen shamrocks. 135 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:49,869 - Chips? - Please. 136 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,553 - How many? - Next? 137 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:55,554 - Hello, George, how you doin'? - Very good, thank you for ask. 138 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,996 Good man. Well, God bless. 139 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,559 Allah go with you. 140 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,878 Ha-ha. This man bloody stupid, I think. 141 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,349 Every day he got bloody flower. 142 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,872 Who's next? 143 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,590 [Tariq] Tell her to go away, Stella. 144 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,559 No, I fuckin® won't. I'm her best mate. 145 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:32,359 Yeah, she's me best mate, Tariq. 146 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:36,673 Tell her to stand in the entry. She's puttin® me off. 147 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,080 [Radio] 'Situation demands that..." 148 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,834 Will you put that bloody radio down? 149 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,831 Shh, news about Pakistan. 150 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,036 "..After three jets were shot down...” 151 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,236 [Annie] And a pickled onion, cock? 152 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,596 'The Islamabad government also accused India 153 00:11:56,680 --> 00:12:00,275 of supplying arms to rebels in East Pakistan.” 154 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,919 These bastard Indians. 155 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,399 [Annie] Ta-ra! 156 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,790 No bloody interest in East Pakistan, 157 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:08,076 only want Azaad Kashmir. 158 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:12,950 I bloody worry. Family live on border, they may be in danger. 159 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,920 - The answer's no. - What you bloody talking about? 160 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,832 I no bloody ask you. 161 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,356 I can read your mind, so you can piss off 162 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,193 if you think you're bringing her here. 163 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,476 Why talk like this, my darling? 164 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:33,350 If she sets foot here I'm off and I'll take the bloody kids. 165 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:37,070 Why big problem? First wife always treat second like sister. 166 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,639 Get stuffed! 167 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,836 [Annie] Salt and vinegar? 168 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,877 [Laughing] 169 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,479 [Meenah outside] Give me the ball, Spaz! 170 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:54,671 - What do you do that for? - Shit! The mosque van's here! 171 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,640 You bloody kids hide again?! 172 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,230 Tariq, the mosque van's here. 173 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,038 All right, Gandhi. 174 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:21,637 Your grandad'll drop a bollock if he finds you with a Paki. 175 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:25,873 I don't care. Tariq's the only bit of happiness I've got. 176 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,554 So my grandad can go fuck himself. 177 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,749 Come along. 178 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,558 [Speaks Urdu] 179 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,075 I'll fix them. Open door, bastard! 180 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:41,957 - Come on. Get in. - I was just coming, Dad... 181 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:45,112 You think I daft? Where is Sajid? 182 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,599 Sajide! 183 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,438 [George outside] Sajid! 184 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,151 You bastard! 185 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,833 [Mullah] Bismillah. 186 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,672 [Class] Bismillah. 187 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,239 Irachmah. 188 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,719 [Class] Irachmah. 189 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,438 Neerahim. 190 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,033 Neerahim. 191 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,633 [Mullah] Bismillah. 192 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,040 Bismillah. 193 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,713 [Mullah] Irachmah. 194 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,154 Irachmah. 195 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,799 [Mullah] Neerahim. 196 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,473 Neerahim. 197 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,710 [Mullah] Eh Laha. 198 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,711 Eh Laha. 199 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,598 [Mullah] Ilalah. 200 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:26,795 Illalah. 201 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,678 Ho Mohammed Dar. 202 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,080 [Class] Ho Mohammed Dar. 203 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,594 Rasoo Lallah. 204 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,478 Rasoo Lallah. 205 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,271 [Shouts from outside] 206 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,115 - Night, Abdul. - Night, Jo. 207 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:53,713 Your wife's got a lot to look forward to, pal! 208 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,438 Gunga! Drink now! 209 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,592 - No, Mark, I don't drink. - It's tradition! 210 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,911 [Mark] He's gettin® married tomorrow! Drink, Gunga! 211 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,276 Take no notice, get off home, mate. 212 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,317 Leave him alone, Mark. 213 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,916 Shut it, fat twat! You'll get a budgie up the bum! 214 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,116 [Gasps and shouts in Urdu] 215 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,349 [56]] Yes! 216 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,871 [Excited chat] 217 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,991 Let me see, Sajid. 218 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,471 [Talking in Urdu] 219 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,919 Sajid? 220 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,391 Uh-oh, here we go. 221 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,552 Come on, bastard. 222 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,392 I bloody fix him. 223 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:07,519 Hey, stop looking! You make a bloody fool of me, eh? 224 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,273 Jammy little bleeder. 225 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,555 What the hell's he done now? 226 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:18,589 Done? I tell you what he done. He make a bloody show of me! 227 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:21,911 Bloody family always makes a bloody show of me! 228 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,516 Now, how I looking mullah in the bloody face, 229 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,274 'cause your son got bloody tickle-tackle! 230 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:33,236 What are you goin' on about, what tickle-tackle? 231 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:36,358 Mullah sees, all the bloody children seeing! 232 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:40,320 Well, he must be seeing things because they were all done. 233 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,913 She's right, George. 234 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,231 You no believe me? You bloody looking! 235 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,470 Sajid, come here. 236 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,234 - Get stuffed. - Hey, hey, language. 237 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:54,029 I"LL stuff you in a minute, now get "em off. 238 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,315 [Whimpers] 239 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,960 Come on, let me have a look. 240 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,793 I've wiped your shitty arse before now. 241 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,949 Ooh, he's right, Ella. It's still there. 242 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,554 You sees? Is all you bloody fault! 243 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,349 It's nowt to worry about, you can get him done. 244 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,511 I know who should've got done. 245 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,715 [Snorts] 246 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,230 No bloody funny, you sees. 247 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:25,517 Just get this fixed. This has to be cutting. 248 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,711 Hey! Come here, bastard! 249 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,519 [Saleem] We draw "em at college. 250 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,513 It protects the end of the penis. 251 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,511 That's dead good that, Saleem. 252 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,877 I wouldn't be doing art if 1 couldn't draw. 253 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:44,113 [Meenah] You won't if Dad finds out, Mr Engineering Student. 254 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,318 - Foreskins are dirty. - They wouldn't be there, then. 255 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,472 - Why cut it off? - [Tariq] It lessens feeling. 256 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,995 - It doesn't! - [Tariq] How would you know? 257 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,912 You haven't used yours. 258 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,479 Yes, I have. 259 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,154 You can't have this thing. 260 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,436 It no belong to you. 261 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,431 Not our religion, see? 262 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:08,275 No worry about it. I buy you nice watch. 263 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:11,876 Oh, why bother with this at his age, George? 264 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:16,033 Your son goes bloody hell with this. But we fixes. 265 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,633 He's not. 266 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:21,076 It's my house and I bloody control it. 267 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,878 - Your house? - Yes. 268 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,156 Whose name's on the rent book? 269 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,995 Maybe your house. My bloody shop money pay bloody rent. 270 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,479 Oh, yeah? 271 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:34,793 And what do you think I do in there morning till night? 272 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,510 - Counting mushy fuckin® peas? - I no bloody know. 273 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,955 When I look you with Annie, 274 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,713 talking, smoking, smoking, talking. 275 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,598 Nobody serve bloody chips! 276 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:50,119 I tell wife number one come. Second wife giving me trouble. 277 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:54,239 Oh, aye, go on, then, and send me over there. 278 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,550 But I'll tell you one thing, 279 00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:01,191 she'll find it hard serving fish and chips dressed in bedsheets. 280 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,635 Keep your voices down, I've a husband on nights. 281 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:10,714 Frig off! And wash your bastard curtains, you dirty cow. 282 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,632 Come on, Saj! 283 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:18,719 Come on, Saj, it's only a little operation. 284 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,679 It won't hurt. [Echoing] 285 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,515 Ahh! 286 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,154 [Moans] 287 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,069 Hello. 288 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,152 Feet off the bed with your shoes on. 289 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,119 - It doesn't matter. - It does to me. 290 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,556 I'm not having my kids accused of bad manners. 291 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:46,873 People are quick to point. Well, not with mine. 292 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,951 Is everything all right? 293 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,758 Tickle-tackle all gone? 294 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,556 Circumcision was absolutely fine. 295 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,798 You Indian? 296 00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,791 - I'm sorry? - George! 297 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,632 [Nurse] Doctor? 298 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,351 Bastard Indian. 299 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,760 See, puther? 300 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:13,909 This is very special watch. It tell you time in...Arabic. 301 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:22,719 "Here lies the crucial importance for you and me, 302 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,953 'and no less for those among the immigrants 303 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,395 'whose future does lie here, 304 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:35,396 'of that policy of assisted repatriation, resettlement...” 305 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,950 We could have a whip-round and get Dad repatriated. 306 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,073 [Both] Mmm! 307 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,231 Fucking gannet, wait your turn! 308 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,073 It stinks of burnt bacon in here. 309 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,912 [Coughing] 310 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,718 Watch what you're doing, Maneer! 311 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:55,156 - Dad'll smell it! - Put some curry powder about. 312 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,113 [Knocking] 313 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:02,079 'And with that abusive obloquy..." 314 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,316 [Meenah] What do you want, Pongo? 315 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,834 Is Sajid back? 316 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:12,798 He's havin' his knob cut! He won't be spazzin® the streets! 317 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,672 Do you want a toffee, Meenah? 318 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:19,390 Fuck off! Do you think I want ringworm like you? 319 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,470 Ahh! 320 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,119 Dad's comin'! 321 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,436 - Ahh! - It's OK, we're home. 322 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:47,198 Uh, put him down, I'lL get some bedding. 323 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,191 Hide that bloody folder. 324 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,597 Ouch! Ooh... 325 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,000 Mam! 326 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,557 [Bollywood music] 327 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,157 [Kids shouting] 328 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,553 Annie] Co-oh! 329 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,311 How's little 'un doing? 330 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,118 He's all right. 331 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,111 Just a bit sore. 332 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,831 Where's old bothered-balls? 333 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,831 He happy now? 334 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,434 Yeah. 335 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:38,991 He bought him a new dressing gown and a watch. 336 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,711 Not much of a swap but better than nowt. 337 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,070 Annie, am I a good mother? 338 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,720 No, you're friggin® awful! 339 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,838 Would you put one of yours through this? 340 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,036 You had no choice, love. 341 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:05,397 I did. I could've put me foot down. 342 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,756 And given yourself a load of grief. 343 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:13,479 This is religion, Ella, and it's theirs, you know that. 344 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,756 You knew when you got married. 345 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,790 Just 'cause the man English... 346 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,349 no mean they not good Pakistani. 347 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,952 - I know people think this. - No, Zaheed. 348 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,839 I hear what they say about me. 349 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:45,434 Zaheed, until your sons join the community fully, 350 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,672 they will be a worry for you. 351 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,799 But listen... 352 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,755 I have a friend in Bradford, 353 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:02,309 his name is Mr Shah. 354 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,357 He has two daughters. 355 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,829 He is eager they be married. 356 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:12,598 Now, if you think any of your sons is suitable and ready, 357 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,194 would you be willing to meet them? 358 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,117 No problem. 359 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,111 They're ready. 360 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,719 You arrange? 361 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,473 In Shalla. 362 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,158 [Ella] I'm back! 363 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,560 Ella! 364 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,070 I buy you present from market. 365 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,551 For you, my love! 366 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,234 What the bleedin® hell is that? 367 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,551 Is good, I thinks. Bloody bargain! 368 00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:01,157 It's an old barber's chair. The rubbish you bring in here! 369 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,958 It's not stoppin® there. 370 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,998 No bloody rubbish! Three bloody pounds! 371 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,310 I think it's bloody lovelies! 372 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:12,871 You want your head testing spendin' ten bob on that! 373 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,280 Come. 374 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,958 Come try for yourself. 375 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,917 Get off, you daft bleeder. 376 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,513 See? 377 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,592 - So comfortable. - Yeah, very bloody nice! 378 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,479 Yeah, good. Arms. 379 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,994 Look. 380 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,555 - Swivel. - Aah! [Laughs] 381 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,153 And! 382 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,072 Yah! [Laughing] 383 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,630 Get me off, you're gonna break me bloody neck! 384 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,870 You see? It's so relaxing. 385 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:47,113 Take more than this to make me relax around you. 386 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:51,478 You always relaxing with me, 'cause you're my lovely. 387 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,756 Tomorrow we go Bradford. 388 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,990 Maybe see film. 389 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,798 Hm? Mmm... 390 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,110 What's all this in aid of? 391 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,833 Want a cup of tea? 392 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,991 I'lL have half a cup. 393 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,679 [Children's voices] 394 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,551 Sajid, comin® t'canal? I'm getting some rats' tails. 395 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,392 I'm goin' to Bradford. 396 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,677 - He's gettin' rats' tails. - What for? 397 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,991 You get sixpence for 'em. My grandad said so. 398 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:36,199 He's havin' you on. Dad! The van's here! 399 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,200 [Ella from upstairs] Come on, you lot! 400 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,476 - Salaam-alacum. - Waalacum-salaam. 401 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,160 Eh? Heeey! 402 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,197 Why you no salaam me, eh? 403 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,317 Poppah Khalid, you're hurting me! 404 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,516 - Say salaam. - Come on. 405 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,034 Salaam-alacum. 406 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,158 Good boy. 407 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,518 What were your Abdul doing kissing that bloke? 408 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,150 Shut it, dickhead. It's Pakistani, they all do it. 409 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:21,360 Pigeon Dennis does it as well. He gave our kid a shilling. 410 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:25,354 - Did he heck. - More for a punch in the balls. 411 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,990 [Ella from outside] George! Come on! 412 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,872 [Ella] Out of the way, kids, thank you. 413 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,031 - Salaam. - Waalacum-salaam. 414 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,590 [Earnest] You look nice. [Meenah] Piss off, Pongo. 415 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,353 [Ella] George! 416 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,389 - Salaam-alacum. - Waalacum, Khalid. 417 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,472 Ella put him in bloody back. He's smelling. 418 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,472 Go in the back, cock. 419 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,837 [Bollywood music plays] 420 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,476 [Ella] They filmed "The Dambusters” there. 421 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,473 [Meenah] Mam, you say that every time. 422 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,517 Well, they bloody did! 423 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,194 And less of your cheek, lady. 424 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,550 Ah... You never know what bloody happens, you see. 425 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,431 I come here in 1937. 426 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,478 I here maybe one year... 427 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,279 And I make a bloody film. {Laughs) 428 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,112 Were you the star? 429 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,679 [Whispers] Shut it now! 430 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,671 [George] No bloody star, stupid. 431 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:06,071 I was shouting in a bloody crowd. 432 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,437 "1 kill bloody English!” 433 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,477 [ALL laugh] 434 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,039 When I come this country I have no luggage. 435 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,038 Today what I got? 436 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,589 You've got a chip shop, Dad. 437 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,878 Yes, own bloody business, see? 438 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,797 Everybody happy in this town, see? 439 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,157 I don't care how bleedin' big their grins are, 440 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:13,958 we're not movin' here. 441 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,758 Stupid. 442 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,151 There's hundreds of 'em. 443 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,434 [Spacehopper bursts] 444 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,315 - [Boy] Thanks a lot, mister! - [Khalid] Sorry. 445 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,916 - That was new. - I buy you new one. 446 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,909 [Man] He should send in the army 447 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,880 and sort out these Bengalis once and for all! 448 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,917 [Talking in Urdu] 449 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,589 [Man] Bastard...bastard! 450 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,671 [General chat in Urdu] 451 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,716 You speak Urdu yet, huh? 452 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:08,312 I send them learning, but...nothing. 453 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,879 [Talk in Urdu] 454 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,837 [Doorbell] 455 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,038 Hussein, go and take the boys to shop. 456 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,629 Sons, 457 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,314 go with Hussein, see how chicken killed. 458 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,155 Go! 459 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,080 Hey! 460 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,955 - Oh, Salaam-alacum! - Waalacum-salaam! 461 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,199 [Talk in Urdu] 462 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,193 - Mr Shah. - Mr Shah! 463 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,840 - Salaam-alacum! [Laughs] - Waalacum-salaam! 464 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,912 Zaheed, Mr Shah. 465 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,640 - Salaam-alacum. - Waalacum-salaam. 466 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,279 [Urdu] 467 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,998 The baby. 468 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,639 Look. 469 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,836 God, I can't believe Shareen's married. 470 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,673 When will she come back from Pakistan? 471 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,751 I dunno, love. 472 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,878 [Man banging on wall] Helen! Make tea! 473 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,831 [Whispers] Put the kettle on. 474 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,869 Hey, oh, cock... 475 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,318 Come on, now. Don't cry. Shh, eh, shh. 476 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,311 [Sobbing] 477 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,031 My baby. 478 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,271 My wife is really looking forward to seeing those. 479 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,273 We've heard so much about your family. 480 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,112 [General chat in Urdu] 481 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,918 I mean, six sons. 482 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,796 You've been truly blessed. [Laughs] 483 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,757 [Silence] 484 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,275 Five. One dead. 485 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,837 [Laughter and chat] 486 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,111 So, are we agreed? 487 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,114 Abdul will marry Nushaaba and Tariq will marry Nigget. 488 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,314 [Urdu and laughter] 489 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,875 Your daughters are my daughters. 490 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,871 We are one family. 491 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,349 Uncle, uncle, uncle, eh? 492 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,273 - Salaam-alacum! - Waalacum-salaam. 493 00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:02,319 Aunty-ji, you're looking more beautiful every time I see you. 494 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,311 We all well, yeah? 495 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,279 Why didn't you tell me you were coming? 496 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,794 No problem. 497 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,520 We've come to see "Chaudvin Kha Chand”". 498 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:15,150 Er, lyaaz sahib, this film is not showing today. 499 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:19,359 - Ahh...Oh, well, never mind. - Aunty-ji, no problem! 500 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:24,594 Zaid? Change picture. Put on "Chaudvin Kha Chand". 501 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,991 Sahib, the film is already playing for half hour. 502 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,640 Bhentured! [Slap] Who owns this cinema? 503 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:32,711 - You! - So change it! 504 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,120 [Urdu] 505 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,636 Whatever my family want, you get. Go. 506 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,271 What the fuck you doing? 507 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,636 You supposed to be flipping working! 508 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:50,438 Change film, quickly! 509 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,353 You cow-worshipping bastards! 510 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,637 [Bollywood music] 511 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,593 OK, sorry. Listen, please! 512 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,036 OK, up, up. Let's go. sorry, up, please. 513 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,680 Thank you. OK, come on. 514 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,717 [Talking in Hindi] 515 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:15,197 [Crowd shouting] 516 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,317 [Audience cheers] 517 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,437 [Man hums softly] 518 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,471 She's a big star. 519 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,837 [Audience cheers and whistles] 520 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,590 [Sings in Urdu] 521 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,917 [George singing along] 522 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,637 [Dog barking in distance] 523 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,237 [Abdul whispers] Psst, Tariq. 524 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,913 Abdul, what you doing? 525 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,037 - I wanna come. - You can't. 526 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,519 I wanna see it. 527 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,597 Well, hurry up, then. 528 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:57,394 Off you go. All right. 529 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,869 Hiya, love. Yeah, go on. 530 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:02,600 Sorry, lads, members only, yeah? 531 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,991 - What? - Listen, I said members only. 532 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,038 - This is shite. - On your way. 533 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,758 - Hiya, all right, in you go. - Sorted. 534 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,116 - All right, Tony, mate? - Bazza. 535 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,714 - Yeah, in you go. - Nice one. 536 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,474 Where do you think you're goin', Smiler? 537 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,791 This is our kid, um... 538 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,599 Arthur. Me name's Arthur. 539 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:30,279 AIL right. 540 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,838 All right, yeah? Hiya. 541 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,715 What's all this "Tony"” malarky? 542 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,110 Don't worry about it, relax. 543 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,077 Enjoy yourself, "Arthur”. 544 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,157 # STRANGE KIND OF WOMAN: Deep Purple 545 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:55,994 Bloody Nora! 546 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,993 Tony! You look gorgeous! 547 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:07,919 # Yeah, wonderful world, beautiful people 548 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,959 # You and your girl, things could be pretty 549 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:16,477 # But underneath this, there is a secret 550 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:20,997 # That nobody can reveal... # 551 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,357 [Chatting] 552 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,238 - Hiya. - Evenin', ladies. 553 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:27,913 - Thanks. - All right.. 554 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,399 [Laughs] 555 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,757 # DOUBLE BARREL: Dave and Ansell Collins 556 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:50,915 What the fuck are you doing with my boyfriend, slag? 557 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,513 Do you fuckin® want some? 558 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,876 Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. 559 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,519 Well, you do now. 560 00:40:56,600 --> 00:41:00,992 - Stella, we were just dancing. - I know, but she's a slag. 561 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,480 Drink? 562 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:05,920 Let's go. 563 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,719 Did you see that slag after my Tariq? 564 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,269 Didn't notice him complaining. 565 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,309 [Smash] 566 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,152 [Barman] Bollocks. 567 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,713 I'm thirsty. 568 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,076 Advocaat and lime, rum and black, 569 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,753 easy on the latter. 570 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,470 - Brandy and Babycham. - Can I have another lemonade? 571 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,120 You'll need more than lemonade with that. 572 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,237 Oi, you, you cheeky twat! 573 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,518 # SITTING IN THE PARK: Georgie Fame 574 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,230 She's up for it, our kid. 575 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,193 [Bed creaking] 576 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,837 [Ella] Take some of the weight on your elbows! 577 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,194 Ow! 578 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,193 You caught the skin on me arms! 579 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,591 [Unzipping] 580 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,797 - Oof! - Fuck off. 581 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,553 [Still urinating] 582 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,075 Oi! I were first. 583 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,798 - Tough. - Shh! 584 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,837 But he's fillin® it up! 585 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,594 Use the one in Mam's room. Quietly. 586 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,199 [Bleurgh!] 587 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,557 [Urinating] 588 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,036 [Urinating] 589 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:08,960 [Bed creaks] 590 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,314 [Silence] 591 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,516 - Quick, bastard! - Huh?! 592 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:17,474 Unh! 593 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,799 I arranging a friend... 594 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,633 and a family come from Bradford. 595 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,440 I hope that boy not embarrass me. 596 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,431 Oh, aye? Who's that? 597 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,318 His name Mr Shah. 598 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,913 Good family. 599 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,117 Been this country 25 years. 600 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,238 Got double extensions. 601 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,153 He got two daughters, you know? 602 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,469 Same age as Abdul and Tariq. 603 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:02,111 Oh, for Christ's sake, George. 604 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,394 We're not gonna go through that again. 605 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,630 You've gotta talk to the boys. 606 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:11,838 LGeorge] I tell them when I bastard want! 607 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,309 They have a right to know. 608 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,437 What do you mean, right? 609 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:22,518 Pakistani father ask son marry, son follow father instruction. 610 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,638 [Ella] I knew you were up to something. 611 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,592 Look what happened with Nazir. 612 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,399 Don't mention the bastard's name, he dead! 613 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,160 No, he's not, he's livin' in Eccles. 614 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,999 He might be dead to you but he's still my son. 615 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,356 Why you no listen? You stupid? 616 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:48,799 You don't live my way, puck off and take your bastard kids! 617 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:53,237 - Where you going? - To make some tea. 618 00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:56,597 I'lL have half a cup. 619 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,478 - Mornin'. - All right? 620 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,680 Ow! 621 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,115 [Saleem] Fuckin' mong. [Sajid] Get stuffed. 622 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,430 [Maneer] Will you two shut up? 623 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,238 Shut it, Gandhi. 624 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,397 Hey, time to get up. 625 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,918 [Bucket clanks] 626 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:55,314 Are you gonna say owt to the boys or will I have to? 627 00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:59,075 You stupid. You no get involved with my business, missus. 628 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:00,833 I'm warning you. 629 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:07,352 You say nothing till I say. Understand? 630 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,877 [Door closes] 631 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:32,434 Abdul, Tariq, Maneer, Saleem, Meenah, Sajid, get up! 632 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,114 Your breakfast's ready! 633 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,760 # ON A CAROUSEL: The Hollies 634 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:45,794 # Ridin" along on a carousel 635 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,871 # Tryin' to catch up to you 636 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:53,400 # Ridin" along on a carousel 637 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,835 # Will I catch up to you? 638 00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,909 # Horses chasing 'cause they're racing 639 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:05,915 # So they ain't so far 640 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,071 # On a carousel 641 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,074 # On a carousel 642 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,955 # Nearer, nearer by changing horses 643 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,429 # Still so far away # 644 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,433 Night out, Mum? 645 00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,272 Yeah. 646 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:29,554 You all right? 647 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,400 Your dad's... 648 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,111 You better go, you'll be late. 649 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,071 - Mornin', Mam. - Hmm. 650 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,112 Mam, I need three bob for me sculpture. 651 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,793 Oh, do you? 652 00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:00,796 Hey, you, mucky-head. That's my new hat. 653 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,313 Salaam-alacum. 654 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,398 How are you? 655 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,439 Tariq... 656 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,477 Abdul. 657 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,238 All right, Saleem? 658 00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,038 All right, Stella? 659 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,031 Nice frock, is it new? 660 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,031 Yeah, knock-off from docks. 661 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,634 Says, um, "Leonardo” on the label. 662 00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:49,518 Fancy. 663 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:51,352 Is my Tariq in? 664 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,397 Yeah. Tariq! 665 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:54,436 [Bang] 666 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,357 Me dad'll be back soon. 667 00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,351 Keep your hat on, Gandhi! 668 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,270 Let's send the buggers home! 669 00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,637 Enoch's talking next Tuesday at the Salford Hall! 670 00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:10,792 Sign the petition on repatriation and - 671 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,191 'Ere, look,there's one now. Got his bags packed. 672 00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,510 Salaam-alacum, Mr Khan! 673 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,159 Shut up, you little bastard! 674 00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:21,710 Come and see Enoch speak at the Salford Hall! 675 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,638 Oh, love, we're just like Romeo and Juliet. 676 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:33,078 I'lL never let the colour of your dad come between us. 677 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,118 It's not fair, I love curry 'an all. 678 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:37,998 Yeah, right. Nice one. 679 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:41,755 Come out tonight, we can sit by the Dock Mission. 680 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,956 Bring your Saleem for Peggy? 681 00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,920 - Why bring fat-arse? - Shut it, she might hear! 682 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,991 Too late, she already did! 683 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,835 Hang on, he didn't mean it, did you, Tariq? 684 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:58,437 Ay up, come on, I'll give you free chips for a week. 685 00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:02,354 Do you hear that, Peg? Free chips for a week. 686 00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,750 A bottle of Coke as well. 687 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,878 And your Saleem to give us a snog. 688 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:17,272 I'll ask, but you might have to be happy with chips. 689 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,959 Hi. 690 00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,037 You took your bleedin® time. 691 00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:27,714 No start bloody trouble with me, missus. 692 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,950 I send for wife number one, 693 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,600 "Come quick, second wife giving me trouble!” 694 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,193 Me dad's back! 695 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:35,873 Meenah, Genghis! 696 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,515 Why only Maneer in the bloody shop? 697 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:48,839 Where is suit I buy for you to wear at college? 698 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,319 At the cleaners'. 699 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,597 How you get job dressed like a hippy? 700 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,591 Go change bloody clothes! 701 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,159 Leave pucking fish! 702 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:02,960 Hey, you? 703 00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,078 I thought I telling you get bloody haircut? 704 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,754 Haven't had time. I'll do it tomorrow. 705 00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,434 Maneer?! Go get me scissors. 706 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,636 No worry. I bloody cutting. 707 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:18,678 None of my sons looking like bastard hippy. 708 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,036 Honestly, I'lL get it cut tomorrow. 709 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,111 [Screaming and banging] 710 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,996 Tariq! Tariq, help us! Tariq! 711 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,196 [Wailing and crying] 712 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:34,751 Get off her! You dirty great bastard! 713 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,797 [Wailing and crying] 714 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,750 [Ella] In you get. Come on. 715 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,391 [Ella] You've been where? 716 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,517 Your brother's been to Paris! 717 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,511 [Ella] How'd you get there, cock? 718 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,114 'By plane from Ringway." 719 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,830 He's been on an aeroplane from Ringway airport! 720 00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:25,719 - Did he get me "owt? - A Messerschmitt? 721 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,110 - Don't be stupid. - 'Who's that?" 722 00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:32,478 - Sajid. Have a word... - 'He still wearing that parka?* 723 00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,756 - Yeah, still. - 'Oh, God!" 724 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,195 Sajid, talk to Nazir. 725 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,191 Hiya, our kid. Y'all right? 726 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,510 "Yeah. You all right?” 727 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,319 - Yeah. - "You behavin' yourself?* 728 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,119 No, and he's got half a knob. 729 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,635 Get off! I'm talkin' to him! 730 00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:51,677 When are you comin® home? 731 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:55,196 'I'll come home and see you soon, Saj, yeah?" 732 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,874 - Let me talk! - Pack it in! 733 00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,190 - It's pissin' down! - Here! 734 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:04,558 - All right, our kid? - Ask what the talent's like! 735 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,756 - Tariq wants... - That's enough! 736 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,353 It's me again. 737 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:13,879 'Mam, why don't you come over and see me?" 738 00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:18,511 Yeah, soon as I can. But you know how it is. 739 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,079 "Yeah." 740 00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,037 You are happy, aren't you? 741 00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:23,235 "Yeah." 742 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:29,311 - Look, I better go. - "Say hello to Abdul and Tariq' 743 00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,710 AIL right, cock. God bless. 744 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,916 I do miss you, Son. 745 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,035 [Pips go] 746 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,952 - Oh, Nazir... - 'Yeah?" 747 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:38,678 [Line goes dead] 748 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,273 Oh, bugger. 749 00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:51,676 [Boy] Come on, Earnest, pass us the ball. 750 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,398 All right, Meenah? 751 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,676 Do you want to play football? 752 00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:57,797 All right, Pongo. 753 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,317 Ooh, bloody hell, Meenah! 754 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:20,437 Earnest?! Earnest! Come back here, you little bastard! 755 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,114 [Whistling] 756 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:35,993 What you doin', pervert?! 757 00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,880 He's tryin" to look at your knob. 758 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:41,712 Come here, freak! 759 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,791 [Tariq] You smelly little bastard! 760 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,156 [Meenah] Spaz, come here, you pervert! 761 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:54,358 [Tariq] Where are ya? 762 00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:01,789 Ow! 763 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,271 I think it's time that coat went, eh, Meenah? 764 00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:09,479 - No! No, get off! Mam! - Get the button! 765 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,029 I'lL tell you a secret! 766 00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:16,476 - What do you know, Spaz? - About the engagement! 767 00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:20,313 What engagement? 768 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,434 Tell us! 769 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:30,870 Dad's got you and Abdul engaged and you're gonna get married. 770 00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,871 Fuckin® hell. 771 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:36,635 Is this true, Sajid? If you're Llyin", I'll have you. 772 00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:39,678 I'm not. I heard him tell me mam. 773 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,470 Tariq, don't! Me dad'll kill us! 774 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,710 I don't believe this. 775 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,719 I'm not marryin® a fuckin' Paki! 776 00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,838 - I bet you knew! - No. 777 00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,639 - Fuck you, Gandhi. - No, I swear. 778 00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:04,872 - Who does he think he is?! - Tariq! 779 00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,996 Tariq, stop it! 780 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:11,640 Give up! 781 00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:14,993 [Sajid] Stop it! 782 00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:18,473 Tariq, leave it. 783 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,910 [Saleem] Let's clear this up. 784 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,912 - Shit! - Tariq, don't! 785 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,479 Morning, George! 786 00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:30,439 Me dad's coming! 787 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,034 - Shit. - Come on! Come on! 788 00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:35,156 Come on! 789 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,196 Quick! 790 00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:40,277 [Shouting] 791 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:56,678 Who done this? 792 00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:59,950 - Huh? - I dunno, Dad. 793 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,074 I ask you, who doing this? 794 00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:11,595 [George] Huh? 795 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,677 I ask you bastard question! 796 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,875 You do this? Who do this? 797 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,071 I don't know, Dad. 798 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,955 You know who done this? Huh? 799 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:39,397 Come with me. 800 00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,391 Come with me, bastard! 801 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,837 - Please... - Shut up! 802 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,798 Hey, hey, what you doing? What's he done? 803 00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,393 Let go, George! 804 00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:05,077 Look at this! Look what your bloody kids do! Look at this! 805 00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,039 - Who did this?! - I dunno, honest. 806 00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:11,397 - Come on! Who?! - Leave him alone! George! 807 00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:14,757 Who did it He lucky I no kill him! 808 00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:17,719 If you touch him I'lL swing for you! 809 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,633 - Who do it? - Maneer, out back! 810 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:25,715 - Who do it?! - Leave him alone, you bastard! 811 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:28,360 I haven't finished with you, mister! 812 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,795 You same as you bloody kid! 813 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:37,351 I your husband, you should agree, like proper Muslim wife. 814 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:41,479 Oh, yeah, right. I'm a Muslim wife when it suits you. 815 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,995 But not when this shop needs opening, 816 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:47,277 or your relatives want help at the Home Office. 817 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,795 Don't make me bloody laugh, George. 818 00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:53,555 No start, "cause I fix you like your bloody kids! 819 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:58,760 - You all pucking trouble! - Only because you don't listen! 820 00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,399 You never have! 821 00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:04,474 You been married to me 25 years and know nothing! 822 00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:06,437 Yeah, right! 823 00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:09,638 25 years I've been married to you, George. 824 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:15,438 I have sweated my guts out in your bastard shop! 825 00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:18,160 And given you seven kids as well. 826 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:22,154 And I will tell you this for nothing, 827 00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:25,232 I am not gonna watch you crush them 828 00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:28,995 one by one because of your pig bloody ignorance! 829 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:30,991 - Oh! - You bastard bitch! 830 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:32,991 - You bugger! - No! -! 831 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,515 - You call me pig, bitch! - Oh! 832 00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:40,595 You talk to me like this again, I'lL kill you, bloody bitch! 833 00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:44,230 I burn your bastard family when you sleep! 834 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,277 [Ella sobbing] 835 00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:01,916 "This cloudy planet is the Earth, our home. 836 01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:04,998 'We know it's crowded with people and life 837 01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:06,991 'and things going on. 838 01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:13,474 'But what must it be like on the other lonelier planets? 839 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:21,236 'Most of them have no life at all, 840 01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:24,915 'No towns, no fields, no trees, no rivers, 841 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,755 'only rock. Just rock. 842 01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:31,036 'Some of these stars and planets 843 01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,192 'must be the loneliest places in the universe. 844 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:37,511 'Even the Clangers' planet, when the Clangers are indoors 845 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:42,549 'in their warm caves, must know what it's like to be alone. 846 01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:47,510 'Ah, there's Tiny Clanger." 847 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:49,557 [Clangers whistle] 848 01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:01,194 Mam, I need another two and six. 849 01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,074 'That's made them laugh. 850 01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:09,074 'Oh, no, it's raining! Stop, you'll make them all wet!" 851 01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,071 [Clangers whistle on TV] 852 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:19,594 So, when we gonna see this great work of art? 853 01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:21,398 Sunday. 854 01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:23,676 Make sure you're back by dinner, 855 01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:26,434 we've got visitors coming over from Bradford. 856 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:29,239 'The Clangers are having a party.' 857 01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:31,914 Do we all have to stay in? 858 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:34,474 Yeah, you do. 859 01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:38,030 If he thinks I'm stickin' round he's wrong. 860 01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:41,829 As long as you're living under his bastard roof, 861 01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:44,116 you'll do as you're told. 862 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,352 Do you hear me? 863 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,074 Well, do you?! 864 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,232 You always take his side! 865 01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:56,960 This wouldn't have happened if we'd known! 866 01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:01,034 You can fuck off if you think I'm marryin' a Paki! 867 01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:03,634 Hey, it's not me mam's fault. 868 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,518 Ah, just keep it shut. 869 01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:08,877 Do what Dad tells you, there's a good boy. 870 01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:13,593 Oh, what's the bastard point? 871 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:35,557 Why can't we just talk to him? 872 01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:37,313 Don't you understand? 873 01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:43,033 He's never gonna give a shit about what you think. 874 01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:47,353 "I am your father, you do as I say!” 875 01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:53,155 And this is gonna solve everything? 876 01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:56,431 Did for our Nazir, didn't it? 877 01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:04,718 Abdul, come with me. 878 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:07,155 I don't want what you want. 879 01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:09,151 What do you want? 880 01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:13,757 I want me family, and I don't want anyone hurt any more. 881 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:15,399 Tariq, don't go! 882 01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:19,439 Maybe he'll be satisfied with just one of us getting married? 883 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,718 I've had enough. 884 01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,399 I can't stay. 885 01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,390 - Where you goin'? - Nowhere. 886 01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:39,954 Wait for me! 887 01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:43,478 Where you goin'? 888 01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:46,120 - Nowhere. - I'm comin” with you. 889 01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:48,953 # WHEN I'M DEAD AND GONE: McGuinness Flint 890 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:52,874 Tariq! Tariq, wait! Don't leave without me! 891 01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,190 For fuck's sake. 892 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,517 They won't break us up. 893 01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:06,631 Let's elope! 894 01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:08,597 It'LL be so romantic. 895 01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:11,593 We can't. I'm eloping on me own. 896 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:14,638 [Stella] You're getting married to someone else! 897 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:17,394 No, I'm not. Well, that's why I'm going 898 01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:20,438 That doesn't mean I was gonna marry you. 899 01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:26,760 Oh, stop scriking for fuck's sake, you mard arse. 900 01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:28,797 Saleem, get your change out! 901 01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:07,070 [Peggy whispers] Stella, we're in hat paradise. 902 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:09,800 Can I speak to Nazir Khan, please. 903 01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:13,156 I think they mean Mr Nigel. 904 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:20,598 [Nazir] Honestly, flowers are all the rage this season. 905 01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:26,551 Trust me, darling. The style, the colour. Looks fabulous. 906 01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,272 Oh, fuckin® charmin'. 907 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:47,797 Do you think you could, uh, put us up till I get sorted? 908 01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,632 What's goin® on? 909 01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:52,629 Tell him. 910 01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:57,151 Nigel, there you are. 911 01:05:57,240 --> 01:06:00,198 Mmbh. Who are those dreadful girls out there? 912 01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:03,477 They are damaging the... Oh, hello. Who's this? 913 01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:07,076 Uh, these are two of my brothers, Tariq and Saleem. 914 01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:11,597 This is my sister, Meenah. Tariq wants to stay for a bit. 915 01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:13,751 You must! Are these yours? 916 01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:18,152 Yeah, but I'm still in two minds what I should do. 917 01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:24,592 OK, I'll leave you. But you're welcome to stay any time. 918 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,115 Yeah, right. Nice one. Thanks. 919 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,349 [Speaks French] 920 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,634 Who's he? 921 01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:35,633 - He's my friend. - Oh. 922 01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:37,597 Why's he talk funny? 923 01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:40,513 - He's my boss. - Oh. 924 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,319 So, what's goin' on at home? 925 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:46,913 Try that one. 926 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,149 [Door opens] 927 01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:51,278 Etienne, get the car. We're going home. 928 01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:57,676 [Peggy] Can we stop for lunch? 929 01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:01,913 [Meenah] Can't wait to see Dad's face when he sees you! 930 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,594 [Etienne] I'm not sure this is wise. 931 01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:07,035 [Kids cheering] 932 01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:09,555 Bloody hell, look at all them knobs! 933 01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:11,790 There's Myrna! Hey, Myrna! [Honking horn] 934 01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:14,520 It's me, Peggy! 935 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:18,355 - Keep your fucking trap shut! - Oh, sorry. 936 01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:25,473 Where is he, Maneer? 937 01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:28,711 Is that them at last?! 938 01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:31,440 - Nazir! - Mum! What's he done? 939 01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:33,909 You can't stay, Son! 940 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,832 No, we've gotta sort it! 941 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:39,436 It'll make things worse if your dad sees you. 942 01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:41,158 [Meenah] They're comin'! 943 01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:45,677 - Please, Son, just go, please! - What are you doing? 944 01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:49,116 - Your dad'lL kill him. - Don't Listen to her. 945 01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:50,998 You said you'd sort this! 946 01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:55,233 I can't, our kid. Me Mum's right, it'll make it worse. 947 01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:56,469 [Sajid] Nazir! 948 01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:59,518 - You've got my address? - Yeah, go. 949 01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:02,672 - If he touches you... - Just go, Son! 950 01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:04,751 I'll call soon, yeah? 951 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,152 And you! 952 01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:10,197 [Cheering] 953 01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:13,073 Nazir! 954 01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:21,799 Nazir! 955 01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:27,716 What we gonna do now, Tariq? 956 01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:31,520 I don't care what you do, Stella. 957 01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:55,800 "This is almost like a victory roll by these Indian pilots. 958 01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:58,838 "They're so close, they're flying so low, 959 01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:01,912 'and they're meeting absolutely no opposition at all. 960 01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:05,157 'So on the 13th day..." 961 01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:08,232 Maneer? Off pucking TV. 962 01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:13,551 "With just 10 minutes of the Indian ultimatum...” 963 01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:15,278 [Whispers] Oh, thanks, cock. 964 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:18,113 Why you wear bloody short skirt, Meenah? 965 01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:23,835 It's her school uniform. She has to wear it. 966 01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:26,434 She not in bloody school now! 967 01:09:28,440 --> 01:09:32,559 On Sunday, you wear sari Auntie Riffat send from Pakistan. 968 01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:37,635 Can't I wear me trouser suit? 969 01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:41,156 No bastard hear what I say?! You pucking deaf? 970 01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:45,350 No bloody look at your mum! 971 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:48,670 She no bloody help you! 972 01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:50,671 I telling what to do! 973 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,833 - Understand?! - AIL right. She heard. 974 01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:01,077 Bhentured, I fed up with you all, puckers! 975 01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:04,716 On Sunday, Mr Shah coming. 976 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:09,670 If 1 not see you show respect, I pucking sort you all out! 977 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:14,032 I no more playing bastard games with you! 978 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:46,194 Whoa, Gunga Din! 979 01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:49,352 Drinking the white man's brew? 980 01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:51,431 What you doin" here, Abdul? 981 01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:53,796 It's me stag night. I'm gettin® married. 982 01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:55,029 Who to? 983 01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:56,793 I dunno. 984 01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:59,918 Me dad hasn't bothered introducin® us yet. 985 01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:20,153 Don't bloody starting, 986 01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:23,636 'cause I'm not in bloody mood. 987 01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:32,958 Look, Dad, we're fed up of being told what to do and where to go. 988 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:38,833 I warning you, mister, I not bringing you up like this. 989 01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:41,992 Pakistani son always shows respect. 990 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:44,469 Dad, I'm not Pakistani. 991 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:49,635 I was born here. I speak English, not Urdu. 992 01:11:57,320 --> 01:12:03,350 Son, you no understand 'cause you...no listen to me. 993 01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:06,956 I trying to show you a good way to live. 994 01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:11,113 You no English. English people never accepting you. 995 01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:14,590 In Islam everyone equal, see? 996 01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:16,751 No black man, no white man. 997 01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:19,593 AIL Muslim - special community. 998 01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:22,320 I'm not saying it's not, Dad. 999 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:26,758 I just think I've got a right to choose who I get married to. 1000 01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:30,310 You want choose like Nazir? Lose everything? 1001 01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:33,438 You want bloody English girl? They no good! 1002 01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:37,912 They go with other men, drink alcohol, no look after. 1003 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:46,395 If English women are so bad, why did you marry me mam? 1004 01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:50,234 Bastard! No go too far with me! 1005 01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:52,277 Do what I tell you! 1006 01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:55,990 Bas! You understand? 1007 01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:57,912 You understanding?! 1008 01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,991 I understand you. I understand. 1009 01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:04,119 I'll do what you want. I'll do what you want. 1010 01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:12,435 I will get married to a Pakistani. 1011 01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:14,193 Good! 1012 01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:17,033 And you know what I'll do then? 1013 01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:22,552 I'lL marry a fucking English woman as well. 1014 01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:26,791 Just like my dad. 1015 01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:44,872 [Brakes squeal and honks horn] 1016 01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:58,798 Mam! Mam! The Pakis are 'ere! 1017 01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:01,952 Right, here we go. 1018 01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:03,951 Come on, everyone, parlour, quick. 1019 01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:08,751 [Ella] George, they're here! 1020 01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:13,033 Right, come on. 1021 01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:18,511 Let one in and the whole tribe turns up. 1022 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:23,270 - Salaam-alacum. - Earnest! 1023 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:26,910 - Eh? Bugger off, bugger off! - Earnest! 1024 01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:34,550 - Salaam alacum, Mr Shah. - Waalacum-salaam. 1025 01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:36,233 Ella, Mr Shah. 1026 01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:38,475 Salaam-alacum. 1027 01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,119 Waalacum-salaam. 1028 01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:41,952 Salaam-alacum, Mrs Shah. 1029 01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:44,554 Why's she talking like that? 1030 01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:48,555 Would you like to come through? 1031 01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:01,272 - Abdul, salaam-alacum. - Salaam-alacum. 1032 01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:05,069 - Salaam-alacum. - Waalacum-salaam, Tariq, eh? 1033 01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:08,512 Salaam-alacum. 1034 01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:10,273 - Salaam-alacum. - Waalacum-salaam. 1035 01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:12,670 - Salaam-alacum. - Waalacum-salaam. 1036 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:34,513 Sajid, come here. 1037 01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:36,750 - Please. - Thank you. 1038 01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:41,639 - Oof... - Is that too low? 1039 01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:43,119 Uh... 1040 01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:07,157 So, you found it all right, Mr Shah? 1041 01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:10,710 Oh, yes. No problem. [Chuckles] 1042 01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:15,790 The thing is all these houses look the same... 1043 01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:17,553 To me. 1044 01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:22,152 [Posh voice] Meenah, would you fetch the tea? 1045 01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:23,913 Righty-ho. 1046 01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:33,154 How old are you? 1047 01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:36,870 Not old enough to get married, so don't ask me. 1048 01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:39,270 [Laughs] 1049 01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,873 I'm sorry about him, Mr Shah, he's, um... 1050 01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:49,990 He's just been circumcised. 1051 01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:52,309 Indeed. 1052 01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:01,877 Sajid, go see if Saleem here yet. 1053 01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:06,837 Ah, yes. Your college student. 1054 01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:10,751 Studying to be an engineer. 1055 01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:14,037 Oh, really? 1056 01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:24,110 Ah, here's the tea. 1057 01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:27,311 [Speaks in Urdu] 1058 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:33,438 Where did you get this sari? 1059 01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:35,477 Me Auntie Riffat in Pakistan. 1060 01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:40,270 Wear shalwar khameeze, it will look much better than this. 1061 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:43,676 Her auntie said lots of girls 1062 01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,797 are wearing saris in Islamabad, 1063 01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:47,871 and she's quite well-to-do. 1064 01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:50,031 Riffat bloody stupid. 1065 01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:53,909 Even in Pakistan, women are getting too bloody moderns. 1066 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,911 [Tutting] 1067 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:58,560 Well, I think it looks lovely. 1068 01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:03,350 Well, it's just not traditional dress in Pakistan, Mrs Khan. 1069 01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:05,113 Tradition sees, Ella. 1070 01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:07,878 [Annie] Coo! Only me! 1071 01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:09,916 Ooh! 1072 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,640 I didn't know you had visitors? 1073 01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:17,236 Annie, this is my friend, Mr Shah. 1074 01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:18,594 Hello. 1075 01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:21,479 His daughters go be married Abdul, Tariq. 1076 01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:25,280 Ooh, is it these two? 1077 01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:29,593 Oh, they're bleedin' gorgeous! 1078 01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:31,956 You're lucky you two, aren't you? 1079 01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:35,078 Landin® a couple of belters like these. 1080 01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:36,719 Meenah. 1081 01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:49,392 Oh, Mrs Khan. I'm very proud your sons are joining my family. 1082 01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:51,710 You've brought them up respectful. 1083 01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:54,679 You're right there. They're a credit to her. 1084 01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:57,393 And George. 1085 01:18:57,480 --> 01:19:00,393 Oh, yeah, they're good boys. 1086 01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:01,993 Bring no trouble. 1087 01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:04,993 [Annie] They'll do anything for you, Mr Shah. 1088 01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:07,993 Good Samaritans they are, just like in Bible. 1089 01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:11,117 [Sajid] Mam! Get off! 1090 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:14,636 Maneer, cock, go and see what they're up to. 1091 01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:24,831 - Shut up! - The state of them two! 1092 01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:28,914 [Meenah] The one with the teeth's got a moustache! 1093 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,355 [Maneer] Tariq's is like Quasimodo! 1094 01:19:31,440 --> 01:19:33,351 Oh, kids, eh? [Laughs] 1095 01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:34,635 [Sajid] Mam! 1096 01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:37,838 - Were yours like that? - No. 1097 01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:40,719 I believe in firm discipline. 1098 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,950 Especially in a non-Pakistani environment. 1099 01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:47,352 Well, I think you can be too harsh, don't you, Annie? 1100 01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:48,999 Oh, aye, yeah. 1101 01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:53,950 Our Peter knows how far he can go before ll knock him out. 1102 01:19:54,040 --> 01:19:56,270 Not just me husband, Mrs Shah! 1103 01:19:57,520 --> 01:19:59,670 [Laughing and snorting] 1104 01:20:15,480 --> 01:20:18,199 Well, I'd better be going. 1105 01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:20,351 And congratulations, again. 1106 01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:22,192 Ta-ra, George. 1107 01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:32,000 You'd better get changed, they're dying to meet you. 1108 01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:33,639 [Sajid] That's cheatin"! 1109 01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:35,631 That the famous sculpture? 1110 01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:48,950 What you gonna do with that? 1111 01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:52,078 I'm not gonna do anything with it. Oi! 1112 01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:53,833 What is it? 1113 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:57,709 It's an example of female exploitation in art. 1114 01:20:57,800 --> 01:20:59,996 Mrs Khan, how do you manage 1115 01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:04,836 with so many children and such little space? 1116 01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:10,599 I've got three double beds, and a single for Meenah. 1117 01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:15,718 But where will you put my daughters? 1118 01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:20,476 One in the attic and one on top of the chippie with Abdul. 1119 01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:23,279 Don't worry, it's very roomy. 1120 01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:27,597 Wouldn't it be more convenient 1121 01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:30,752 if your sons were to live with us? 1122 01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:36,360 I thought daughters-in-law lived with their husband's family? 1123 01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:40,759 Wouldn't you be grateful for the space? 1124 01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:42,399 I know I would. 1125 01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:52,314 Excuse me, I'll, um...go and see what's happened to those kids. 1126 01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:02,150 You should've been here an hour ago. Where's me cigs? 1127 01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:04,436 Look what's in the box, Mam. 1128 01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:05,999 Oh! 1129 01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:15,554 You dirty little bastard. 1130 01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:17,074 Mam, it's Art. 1131 01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:20,790 I'lL Art you, you dirty little sod. 1132 01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:23,759 I'll burn the bleedin' thing! 1133 01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:26,150 - No! - Give it here! 1134 01:22:28,040 --> 01:22:29,633 [Arguing loudly outside] 1135 01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:32,838 [Saleem] You're pulling all the hair ouuutttt! 1136 01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:36,949 [Silence] 1137 01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:39,474 - Ahh! - Waah! 1138 01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:42,511 What is this thing?! Move it! 1139 01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:44,352 Take it away from me! 1140 01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:49,430 I am so sorry, Mrs Shah. 1141 01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:52,956 The hair came off in me hand. 1142 01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:56,396 This is an insult to me and my family. 1143 01:22:56,480 --> 01:22:58,596 I will never allow my daughters 1144 01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:01,593 to marry into this family of half-breeds! 1145 01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:06,390 At least they're not friggin' inbred like them monstrosities. 1146 01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:09,393 - Ella! - Who do you think you are? 1147 01:23:09,480 --> 01:23:13,633 Tellin® me my house isn't good enough for your daughters. 1148 01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:18,078 Your daughters aren't good enough for my sons, or my house. 1149 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:20,390 And if I hear another word, 1150 01:23:20,480 --> 01:23:23,438 I'lL stick that fanny over your bastard head. 1151 01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:28,718 Your wife's a disgrace. 1152 01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:31,677 Ah, go on, piss off. 1153 01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:34,149 Go on, sling your bleedin' hook! 1154 01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:38,120 Go on, piss off! Piss off out of my house! 1155 01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:40,919 And take Laurel and Hardy with you! 1156 01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:45,309 [Women screaming and dog barking] 1157 01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:53,914 You bastard bitch. 1158 01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,674 You bring a shame on our family. 1159 01:23:58,280 --> 01:24:00,749 No, you should be ashamed, George. 1160 01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:05,637 "'Cause you're not interested in these kids being happy. 1161 01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:09,395 You just wanna prove what a great man you are. 1162 01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:14,600 Because you're ashamed of me and you're ashamed of our kids, 1163 01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:17,240 and you won't even admit it. 1164 01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:20,199 - Don't you dare!! - Don't touch her! Bastard! 1165 01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:22,351 [Abdul] No, Dad! Get off her! 1166 01:24:22,440 --> 01:24:24,477 Leave her alone! Leave her alone! 1167 01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:26,119 - Bitch! - Get off! 1168 01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:28,316 You will not touch her again. 1169 01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:30,391 No talk like that. 1170 01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:32,073 No, it's over, finished! 1171 01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:34,720 Sajid, will you pack it in?! [Ripping] 1172 01:24:39,440 --> 01:24:42,637 Are you happy? Is this what you wanted? 1173 01:24:42,720 --> 01:24:45,758 I know what is best for you all. 1174 01:24:47,680 --> 01:24:49,990 Maneer, you understand me. 1175 01:24:53,160 --> 01:24:54,719 Son? 1176 01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:55,949 Got the message? 1177 01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:58,350 Bastard! All your fault! 1178 01:24:58,440 --> 01:24:59,953 Calm down, right? 1179 01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:11,718 I only want to help you, Son. 1180 01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:14,360 I no want to hurt you. 1181 01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:22,030 Ella... 1182 01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:26,637 No, just go, George. Just go. 1183 01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:27,994 Ella...? 1184 01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:31,157 [Sobs] 1185 01:25:46,280 --> 01:25:48,999 Don't cry, it wasn't your fault. 1186 01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:06,118 Salaam-alacum, Mr Khan. 1187 01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:11,878 Waalacum-salaam. 1188 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:20,355 [Saleem] Should've kicked his head in, Abdul. 1189 01:26:20,440 --> 01:26:23,114 I couldn't hit me dad. 1190 01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:25,111 That bastard's not a father. 1191 01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:28,955 Pack it in, you get on me bleedin' nerves. 1192 01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:34,513 If it's not you, it's your dad, if it's not your dad, it's you. 1193 01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:36,910 You're nothing but bleedin® trouble. 1194 01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:40,789 And you... 1195 01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:42,837 Pablo bleedin' Picasso. 1196 01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:48,559 That "bastard” that you are talking about is my husband. 1197 01:26:48,640 --> 01:26:53,589 And whatever you might think of him he is still your father. 1198 01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:57,913 If I hear another foul-mouthed word, I will have you. 1199 01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:00,439 Where's Sajid? 1200 01:27:00,520 --> 01:27:02,511 He ran out. 1201 01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:04,637 I ripped his hood off. 1202 01:27:08,240 --> 01:27:10,151 Well, it's a start. 1203 01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:19,190 [Abdul] Sajid, come on out. 1204 01:27:19,280 --> 01:27:21,396 Get stuffed. 1205 01:27:21,480 --> 01:27:23,391 Abdul] What have I done? 1206 01:27:23,480 --> 01:27:26,950 [Tearful] You shouted at me for hitting me dad. 1207 01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:29,680 I know, I'm sorry. 1208 01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:32,553 Come on out, please. 1209 01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:41,358 Here. 1210 01:27:43,480 --> 01:27:46,154 Well? Do you want it or not? 1211 01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:50,109 No. 1212 01:27:52,480 --> 01:27:55,120 Well, stick it in bin, then, eh? 1213 01:28:01,480 --> 01:28:03,198 [Shutters rise] 1214 01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:23,278 [Bucket clangs] 1215 01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:44,678 Want a cup of tea? 1216 01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:55,677 I'lL have half a cup. 1217 01:29:07,960 --> 01:29:10,395 - All right, Stella? - Piss off. 1218 01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:11,914 Stella, hey... 1219 01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:15,874 Hiya, Saleem. What you doin' later? 1220 01:29:15,960 --> 01:29:17,871 - Drawing. - Can I come? 1221 01:29:17,960 --> 01:29:19,871 Earnest, look what I got! 1222 01:29:19,960 --> 01:29:21,917 Whoa! 1223 01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:25,197 - What is it? - Dunno. 1224 01:29:25,280 --> 01:29:27,874 Bastard, you said you wouldn't show anyone! 1225 01:29:27,960 --> 01:29:31,191 - Oi! Mong boy! - I'll fuckin' have ya! 1226 01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:33,237 [Confused shouts] 1227 01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:35,675 # MOVING: Supergrass 1228 01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:43,834 # Where I don't know who I am 1229 01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:54,838 # No need to follow 1230 01:29:54,920 --> 01:30:00,279 # There's no way back again 1231 01:30:05,360 --> 01:30:11,834 # Moving, keep on moving 1232 01:30:11,920 --> 01:30:17,074 # Where I feel I'm home again 1233 01:30:23,480 --> 01:30:28,111 # And when it's over 1234 01:30:28,200 --> 01:30:31,556 # I'll see you again 1235 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:41,994 # Got a low, low feeling around me 1236 01:30:42,080 --> 01:30:46,551 # And a stone-cold feeling inside 1237 01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:50,190 # And I just can't stop messin® my mind up 1238 01:30:50,280 --> 01:30:54,319 # And wasting my time, whoo 1239 01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:58,712 # There's a low low feeling around me 1240 01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:03,078 # And a stone-cold feeling inside 1241 01:31:03,160 --> 01:31:06,471 # I've got to find somebody to help me 1242 01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:12,317 # I keep you in mind # 1243 01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:08,915 Captions by European Captioning Institute 86822