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[ music ]

- wool, cotton, and nylon are all up.

But polyester is down.

And that's the Sock Market Report.

- Thank you, Mary. We now go to Captain Man,

live from the Man's Nest, to explain

exactly what happened last night at Swellview Prison.

- Thanks for having me. Glad to be here.

Thanks so much. - Thank you

for taking time out of your busy schedule

of letting hundreds of criminals out of jail.

- Let's keep in mind, Trent,

that if inspirational prison movies have taught us anything,

it's that the vast majority of the people

in that jail were innocent.

- Are you saying that all the criminals

you mistakenly freed were innocent?

Criminals like The Toddler, Dr. Minyak,

Arson Boy, Frankini-- - Well not necessarily.

- I'm not done. Mr. Nice Guy, Jeff,

Lil' Mustache, Big Mustache,

The Midnight Tickler, The Time Jerker,

Trenchfoot-- - Okay. Look, we can talk about

who escaped all day long-- - And we will:

Sue Nami, The White Collar, Mr. Guilty--

- Okay we definitely have to catch Mr. Guilty

and we will, I promise--

- How? You don't have Kid Danger to help you anymore.

- Don't you dare say his name.

I have everything under control.

Because I have a new team: Danger Force.

- Yes, the ones who helped you

free those very guilty criminals.

- Well as we speak,

Danger Force is combing the streets of Swellview...

to find those criminals.

- Why aren't you out there helping them?

- If you must know, I have a massage scheduled today...

- I'm so sorry. - We didn't know.

- I forgive you.

So after I have my massage and a nice glass of spicy milk--

- Oooh! I love spicy milk. - Who doesn't?

Fresh from Swellview's famous spicy cows.

- Yeah, so I'll get out there and help Danger Force

round up the criminals. If I even have to.

'Cuz any minute now I'll bet my team

is gonna come walking in there and say,

"Captain Man -- we got 'em."

- Captain Man -- we got 'em!

CAPTAIN MAN: Oooh, right on time --

who'd you get? - Not a who but a what.

And that what is some wings.

CAPTAIN MAN: You're supposed to be rounding up criminals.

- We were.

- No criminals at the wing store.

- Just these bad boys.

Amirite?! - Hey-yo!

VOLT: Oh hey! Are we live?

- Yes, yes we are.

- Whattup NEWSERS???

- Okay, this is my interview.

- It doesn't seem like you have everything under control.

- No, no I've got everything under control!

We're taking this situation very seriously.

- She's dancing. - She shouldn't be dancing

she's supposed to be looking for criminals-

- I lost them at the wing store but I--

Are you doing an interview? - Yes! Live!

- Oopsie!

- Now both of them are dancing.

- Yeah. This is uh... this is their victory dance.

- Which we'll do on our enemies' graves.

- Oh my!

CAPTAIN MAN: Get them outta here!

SHOUTOUT: I'm trying!

- Oh come on! You knocked over the map!

- Oopsie! - Captain Man, it seems

your team is embarrassing itself once again.

AWOL: You know what, Trent?

Let me explain something to you about Danger Force.

We don't play by your rules, old man.

- I don't see why you have to bring my age into this--

- Too hot! Too hot! It's burning my mouth.

- I got The Toddler!

CAPTAIN MAN: What? You got The Toddler?!

- Do I get a treat? SHOUTOUT: You need milk!

- That's not The Toddler. That's just a toddler.

- I need milk! - Do I still get a treat?

- Here's some milk.

- No that's spicy milk!

[ AWOL screams ]

AWOL: Get away from me!

[ AWOL screams ]

- It's under control.

[ music ]

It all just kinda happened.

[ kids all taking at once ]

- Stop talking!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!

[ kids in unison ] - Emergency!

- That's just the doorbell. - I know.

[ music ]

- Keep it goin'.

Put your back into it.

- We've been doing this for too long.

- Yeah, how much longer do we have to practice fighting?

- As long as I say! - I feel like you're mad.

- I am mad!

You guys embarrassed me on the news.

- Why do we even have to practice fighting?

We've got superpowers!

- Yeah and you're super-trash at using 'em.

[ Mika and Chapa gasp ]

- If you were trying to offend us-- congratulations, sir.

MIKA: You know what, Danger Force?

Let's show this guy what we can do.

- Oh here it comes.

[ Mika screams ]

- There it is everybody, strap in.

What are you guys doing? Are you trying to use

your powers right now?

None of this is working.

Miles, are you in a Journey concert?

Bose, do you have to use the potty?

Because it looks like you need to make a boom-boom.

- Haaaaaa!

- I moved those with my mind!

- No I zapped them over!

- I knocked them over with my scream!

- Actually, I teleported over, knocked them down,

and teleported back. Points for Miles!

- Okay, okay... - I obviously did that.

You guys saw me, right?

RAY: Hey, hey. Okay! Hey!

Y'know what, guys? If we ever get into a fight

with an army of angry pencils...

I'll probably still have to do everything myself.

[ alarm tone rings ]

SCHOOL ROOM VOICE: Stranger approaching.

School mode activated.

- Let's go, let's go, let's go!

RAY: Come on, come on. Pick it up. Come on.

[ alarm tone continues to ring ]

Hey hi hello yes hello hi. Can I help you?

These kids are just learning. MIKA: Normal.

- Yeah we're just-- normal stuff.

- Yeah. MILES: Four kids learning.

- School. - Gifted children of world.

RAY: Yep. - What are you learning?

- Biology. - None of your business.

- Books.

- Who are you? - Just a guy.

- Well what are you doing here?

- Just strollin'. Saw this school.

Thought I'd stroll in and ask some questions.

- Oh! Slow your stroll, guy.

- Is that your kid?

- Scissors!!!

- Get outta here!

What is that toddler still doing here?

I thought I told you to take him back where you found him.

- And I thought I told you

I can't remember where I found him.

- We have bigger problems than the fact that

Bose kidnapped a child and gave him giant scissors:

I just got a GuGu alert.

The video of Ray's interview earlier went viral.

They gave us stupid names. - What?!

- Breaking news! A disastrous interview on KLVY

and this time, it wasn't Mary's fault.

- That's right, Trent. Mary did good.

But you know who did bad?

These kids who ruined an otherwise perfect interview.

- Once known as Danger Force, these kids are now being called

Oopsie Girl, The Wing Wimp, Spicy Milk,

and Gorgeous Hair Boy.

[ the kids all groan in frustration ]

- Ugh, when will people stop talking about my gorgeous hair?

It's like... my eyes are down here, people.

- I do not want my superhero name to be Spicy Milk.

- I object to The Wing Wimp in the strongest possible terms.

- Well have you thought about what you want your names to be?

- Yes. I wanna be ShoutOut, 'cuz once I shout -- you're out.

- And I'm AWOL, because just like that...

I'm gone.

- I'm Volt, because...

Okay hold on... - Right.

- And I'm Gorgeous Hair Boy-- wait!

No! I'm Brainstorm.

Because I'm smart -- wait! No...

- So... what do you think?

- I think...

those names are pretty swet.

- Yeah. - I know.

They're swet. You know. - Well then you're in trouble.

[ Ray and the kids in unison ] - Aahhh!

- Because if the news says your superhero name three times,

that's your superhero name for-ever.

- How'd you even get in here, Guy?!

Our security system's incredible.

- I know. I built it.

- Huh? - You what?

- WHAAATTT?!

- Schwoz?

- Yes it's me, Schwoz!

I was just pretending to be Guy to make sure

you all followed the security protocol.

- Well were you also just pretending that if the news

says our dumb names three times,

they become our real superhero names?

- [ laughs ] Ohhhh no.

No, I don't joke about names. Only faces.

- Schwoz is right. Back before I was known as Captain Man,

I was almost known as Angry Punch Guy.

- Why would you call yourself that?

- I didn't! Trent Overunder did.

Twice! And he was almost said it a third time.

- Well what stopped him?

- He got a liiittle visit from Angry Punch Guy.

- Dozens of protesters flooded the streets

but their free speech was thwarted by pro-war activist

and Swellview's newest superhero,

Angry Punch--

- That's not my name, dig?

- Now let's disco, baby.

[ disco music ]

♪ Ahhhhh!

♪ Ahhhhh!

♪ Ahhhhhhh!

♪ AAAAHHHH!

♪ If you do not know my name just call me Captain Man ♪

♪ You never saw me coming now you'll be my biggest fan ♪

- How old are you?

- Next person who asks me how old I am

is going to get a little visit from Angry Punch Guy.

Who is thirty-s... thirty. Thirty.

- So... how did you get people

to start calling you Captain Man?

- I just got the most popular person in Swellview

to say my name on the radio.

- [ laughs ] The radio?

How old are youuu...

...nicorns when they get their horns?

Oh I just remembered it's seven.

- Who did you get to say your name on the radio?

- A DJ named Coyote Jake.

COYOTE JAKE: Ah-oooooooo!

Yeah baby it's Coyote Jake comin' at ya.

In the studio with me right now is the hero

who's fixin' to high-five Nixon, Captain Mannnnnnn!

CAPTAIN MAN ON THE RADIO: That's right -- I hate commies, but I love mommies.

COYOTE JAKE: Ah-oooooooo!

CAPTAIN MAN AND COYOTE JAKE IN UNISON: - Ah-ooooooooooooo!

- Oh my god! - Yeah. That happened.

- No it's Ellis!

- We should probably go get him.

- Yeah.

- Ah-oooooooooo!

- Ellis, you shouldn't run with giant scissors!

Run with these normal sized ones!

- We gotta get that kid back to his parents.

- After I stop Trent and Mary from ever saying those names again.

- You'd better hurry -- the two thirty-eight news starts in twelve minutes.

- It's two twenty-six already?!

- Alright I'm out. - I'll drop you off.

With my super power.

- Yaaaahhh!

- Maybe you should walk.

- Down the tube!

- So while Chapa takes care of Trent and Mary,

Miles and I will go find the most popular person in Swellview.

- Lucky you. 'Cuz you're lookin' at him.

- You're not the most popular person in Swellview.

- YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, SCHWOZ.

- No, look!

- Who is Natalie Mazdah?

- Ohhhh, she's the girl who was recently

on the same flight as Emma Watson.

- That's riiiight. - Oh, her?!

Ooooh. Can't compete with that.

- No. MIKA: Not even a little--

She's probably at that new restaurant

that only serves foods that are blended.

- Hip Hop Purée? - Mm-hmm.

She holds court there every day starting at two forty-two.

- But that's only fourteen minutes from now!

- It's two twenty-eight already?!

- Yes! Go! Go go go!

- I got him!

[ in unison ] - Down the tube!

- Okay, you and Bose go find this kid's parents.

- That won't be hard. I entered his genetic information

into the Man's Nest computer and created an image

of exactly what his mom looks like.

SCHWOZ: We'll use this and go find her.

RAY: Okay. Like I said, me and Bose

are going to find this kid's mom.

- But you just said--

[ disgruntled gibberish ]

- and that's how Swellview's beloved Officer Jamz

keeps popping, and locking, up criminals.

- He sure does, Mary.

Swellview loves Bennie, that dog with a hat.

But Swellview also loves laughing at

that terrible interview with Captain Man

that was rooned by the members of Danger Force.

- That's right Trent, and their names are--

VOLT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

- Oh, look it's Spicy Milk! - Shut up!

- Where's Oopsie Girl?! - Stop talking!

- And The Wing Wimp and Gorgeous Hair Boy.

He's my favorite!

[ Volt grunts ]

- Hey! That almost hurt.

- Security!

- Flyin' in! Sorry.

I got caught grazing in the donut fields over in crafty.

- [ chuckles ] Oh, I've been there.

- Plus I thought this was all just part of rehearsal.

- Wait. This was just a rehearsal?

- Of course it was.

You don't just do the two thirty-eight news

without a rehearsal.

[ Mary, Trent laugh ]

- That's funny.

- We're definitely gonna say your names again,

but for realsies next time.

- [ mumbles through donut ] Uh-oh. No, no, no.

- Those aren't our names, ya dig?!

[ music ]

- so I'm boarding the plane.

As I walk down the aisle toward my seat, who do I see?

- This is my favorite part.

- Emma Watson.

[ Natalie's fans gasp ]

- Okay where's Natalie Mazdah?

- I'm pretty sure she's right there.

- Emma had an aisle seat, not a window,

and I'll bet you're asking yourself why.

If you ask me, I think it's because Emma Watson

has already seen it all.

- Hi! Hi! Hello. Hi!

- We need you to say our names.

- Why do you want me to say your names?

- Because we're super-- - --fans of yours.

And of Emma Watson's. Excuse us.

- What are you doing? We need her to say our names.

- We forgot to change into our uniforms.

We can't look like this and tell her our superhero names.

- Okay, we'll be right back!

- Uhhh no we won't!

But... some other people might come back in!

- And you should really say their names!

On vide--

- Okay, that was weird.

Almost as weird as the time...

- Oh my god... - I found myself...

- Where...? - On the same flight...

- As? - As Emma Watson.

- She said it!

- Well if you had brought baby food like I asked you,

we wouldn't have to stop here to feed Ellis.

- You know what, you have been critical

since the moment we left.

- Don't fight in front of our boy.

[ Ellis starts crying ]

- Well I hope you're happy.

- Swellview loves Bennie, that dog with a hat.

But Swellview also loves laughing at

that terrible interview with Captain Man

that was rooned by the members of Danger Force.

- That's right Trent, and their names are

Oopsie Girl, The Wing Wimp, Spicy Milk,

and Gorgeous Hair Boy.

- He's my favorite.

- Aww, [ annoyed mumbling ]

- Yeah that jelly surprise'll git'ya every dang time.

- You didn't say that. You said you packed it.

- When we left the house-- - I never said that.

- Hi, I got your blended cheeseburger,

blended Thanksgiving Dinner,

and an entire blended chocolate cake!

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Oh and here's some spicy milk to wash it down!

- Okay, thank you very much. - No worries.

- You wanna lil' sip of chocolate cake?

- Hey, don't let him drink his chocolate cake

until he drinks all of his cheeseburger.

- He's had a long day. - I've had a long day.

- Oh, let's make it about you! Let's make it about you!

- Oh, it's never about me! - Will you just--

Ahhh! Great!

Here. Take him.

- You're giving him to me? - Yes.

- You had him for like five minutes.

- I have to go wash this off.

[ whispers ] This is my "hot mom" shirt!

- He loves you buddy.

He just doesn't know how to show it.

- Okay, hurry, hurry. - Don't tell me my pace.

- Hey, what are you guys doing here?

- What are you doing here?

- Honestly? I forget. Dad brain.

- You're supposed to be looking for Ellis's parents.

He's missing!

- He's not missing, he's right here.

- Errr-aaaahhhh!

- Let's go get Natalie Mazdah to say our names

before someone says--

- Hey, it's Wing Wimp and Oopsie Girl!

- That.

- Right our super hero names!

Wait for me, I'll transform and be right back.

- No, no, no... - We're in a hurry...

- Hey, lady!

- Did you get the news to stop saying our names?

- Technically? No.

But actually... also, no.

- So the news has said our names twice?!

- Technically? Yes.

- Hi, I'm calling about your missing child?

We've got him at Hip Hop Purée.

No, I didn't kidnap him!

- Alright. SHOUTOUT: I found him.

- Drink some cheese burger. Don't move.

BRAINSTORM: Let's make it quick.

If this kid misses his nap, then there goes my day.

- Natalie Mazdah! - Hi.

- We are Danger Force! - Yeah.

And my name's not Wing Wimp, it's--

- Well, well, well...

- It's The Toddler! Someone save Natalie Mazdah!

- Who cares about Natalie Mazdah?!

- But she once was on a plane with Emma Watson!

- Okay let's put a pin in that

because I really want to hear that story later.

But first! Toddie's hungry.

- Not on our watch, Toddler.

- Who are you?

- We're Danger Force.

- Yeah, that's Spicy Milk and she's Oopsie Girl...

[ Danger Force all shouting at once ]

- Okay, alright, enough!

I don't care what your names are, just stay outta my way.

- Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-- okay lemme try again--

- What are you doing? - waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Okay this usually works--waaaaaaaaaaaa!

- You did it!

- I got this. Special delivery -- to jail.

- Uh, what?

Oh, great! We're right next to the blended cake.

- Ahhhh!

TODDLER: C'mon, hurry up.

- Yaaah! Yaaah!

- Ow! - Noooooooooo!!!

- Fill them up. Let's get some blended cake.

[ Volt grunts ]

- Aww yeah! Free money!

- What are you kids doing?!

- Saving... the day!

- I don't think you are!

- Forget our powers let's just get 'em!

[ ShoutOut, AWOL and Volt scream ]

- Spicy... milk...

- That's... not my name!

- No! Use... the spicy milk!

- Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!

- Ahhhhhhhhhh!

- Ahhhh!

- Hey! No fair!

Those were my best goo--

- [ cries ] Moooooooommmmmmyyyyyy...!

Ahhh... spicy milk.

[ cheers from everyone in the restaurant ]

- Well, I couldn't get the stain out.

Thank you, thank you I know...

I'm huge.

- We just beat our first bad guys!

- Don't care, gettin' claps...

- Ellis!

- Daddies!

- Ummm, excuse me? Who are you guys?

- We're Ellis's dads.

- Okaaaaaay... where are Ellis's moms?

- I'm sorry? - Where is this lady?

I'm looking for this lady.

- That's Ellis's birth mother, Samantha.

We adopted him.

She lives in Nova Scotia.

- What a colossal waste of time...

- Well buddy... I guess this is goodbye.

- Goodbye, Brainstorm.

[ Brainstorm gasps ]

- Goodbye, ShoutOut. Goodbye, AWOL.

Goodbye, Volt.

- Adios. - See ya.

- Byeee... - Love you, son.

- And that... is the best thing I've seen...

since I saw... Emma Watson...

on a plane.

- What a sweet moment for ShoutOut, AWOL,

Volt, and Brainstorm. - You can say that again.

- And I will... What a sweet moment

for ShoutOut, AWOL, Volt, and Brainstorm.

- Let's do it together!

[ in unison ] - What a sweet moment

for ShoutOut, AWOL, Volt, and Brainstorm.

- Yay!!

- Now I kinda' miss Gorgeous Hair Boy.

- I miss when Ray wasn't obsessed

with finding Ellis's mom.

- Yeah hi, Samantha Aaronsen?

Yeah, yeah yeah...let me ask you a question: are you hot?

RAY: Hello?

Yeah, I guess we got cut off.

So, Air-bear, talk to me. You like a nine?

A ten?-- Hello? Hello?

Signal up here is terrible.

[ music ]

♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪

♪ I'm okay

♪ I'm okaaaay!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!