Original subtitles

Are you upset about something? There are many great liquors here.

Why do you keep drinking ice water?

I won't drink today.

I need to stay sober to tell you what I've been wanting to say.

What is it?

That's right. We slept together.

We had a one-night stand.

We're old enough, aren't we?

You're being clingy because of the one-night stand which was a mistake.

Don't you think it's ridiculous?

A mistake? Did you just say "mistake"?

Yes, it was a mistake. And let's be honest.

Are you an obsessive fan or a stalker?

How can you show up everywhere I go?

You totally give me the creeps.

An obsessive fan? A stalker?

Look. You're the one who leaked every single detail...

about where you were using cute hashtags on social media.

Why are you putting it all on me?

Weren't they hints for me to come find you?

You totally got the wrong idea.

I should just quit social media.

Come on. Everyone knows about your social media addiction.

And you're also addicted to me.

My goodness. Look.

Yes, keep looking at me, and you'll fall even more for me.

I hate dabblers and weasels,

especially the ones who are clingy like you.

Look who's here.

Kooseol Soo Ji?

My gosh.

Didn't we say we'd pretend not to know each other?

We shouldn't have to say hi to each other.

Are you still holding grudges because I divorced you?

Shut your mouth and leave.

That nasty temper hasn't changed at all.

Had you behaved yourself,

we wouldn't have gotten divorced.

Who is he?

Who are you?

I'm Soo Ji's first lover and ex-husband.

What?

What on earth are you talking about?

You're my ex, ex, ex-husband.

Right, there were two more before me.

I forgot about that for a second.

Stop babbling away and leave quietly.

Well, is he your new money source?

I don't appreciate your vulgar expressions.

Does he know about your past...

including why we got divorced?

We got divorced...

because you cheated on me with a young chick...

and started living with her.

Goodness, that's not entirely true.

We wouldn't have broken up if your past hadn't been that dirty.

How should I bring it up to her?

Well... Borg's mom.

Do you know that your husband has another woman?

Do you trust your husband?

Gosh, that's not it.

Who am I to meddle in someone's family affairs?

No.

This is about someone whose child goes to Buckingham Preschool,

and I think of my students and their parents like my own family.

Isn't it okay to talk to her about it as a concerned teacher?

Yes, I've made up my mind.

No, I haven't. Gosh, this is driving me crazy.

It doesn't look like he knows about your past.

Enough, okay?

Do you like watching erotic movies by any chance?

What are you talking about?

"The Devil Wears a Bra".

I know it of course. It's a masterpiece.

I said, "The Devil Wears a Bra".

That movie is all about...

her holding a bunch of bras...

Yes, I know that movie.

I can't forget how she pulled off various colors of undergarments.

She looked absolutely gorgeous in that movie.

I told you. It's a masterpiece of all masterpieces.

It completed me as a man.

- Then does he know that too? - What?

"Lower My Pants..."

- "On a Sleepless Night". - My gosh!

Gosh, how do you even know that one?

Have you watched this one?

"Welcome to My Cleavage".

Gosh, that's...

You guys are two peas in a pod, aren't you?

Yes, we are. So just get lost now, will you?

I hope this relationship lasts long. See you.

Why should she see you again?

Soo Ji, I'm so glad that you broke up with a man like him.

He doesn't even have good taste in movies. How dare he talk like that?

Soo Ji, are you okay?

- Are you okay? - Why wouldn't I be?

My past. Those movies.

You said you've watched them all.

So what? What's wrong with them?

Are they illegal? Is it a crime to star in such movies?

You've done nothing wrong.

To me, they're like rare limited-edition goodies.

Weasel.

Young Cheol.

I really mean it.

My birdie.

Gosh.

Can you please stop calling me like that?

Then...

Dung beetle?

Pollack? Tumblebug? Gosh, what would be good?

For goodness' sake.

- Ray as in stingray? - That's cute.

Audrey, here.

- Listen to your teacher, okay? - Hello.

- Hello! - Hello.

Hello.

Be a good student,

- okay? - Bye, Mom!

- Bye. - Bye.

- Bye! - Bye!

Bye!

Soo Ji.

Are you going somewhere? Why are you so dressed up today?

What are you talking about? I dress like this all the time.

That is not true. I thought you were going to an award ceremony.

- Shall we get going? - Yes.

Why isn't Mr. Weasel here yet?

Did he sleep in because he drank last night?

I woke up so early to dress up to the nines like this.

Oh. Hi, Borg. Why are you so late? Go in.

Borg is here?

I guess his uncle no longer drops him off.

You mean Uncle Young Cheol?

My mom will drop me off from now on.

I see.

I need to act like I know nothing.

Hey, hey.

What's going on, Borg?

Mr. Kwon.

Mom, I'll see you later.

- Okay. See you later, Son. - Bye.

Hello, it's been a while.

Long time no see, indeed.

But they say that no news is good news.

That is true.

Yes, everything is fine with me.

Your husband...

We heard that your husband cheated on you.

Have you sorted everything out with him?

Have you looked into who that woman is?

I heard it all. It sounded like you were smashing everything at home.

I beg your pardon?

Gosh, don't act like you don't know what we're talking about.

Don't worry. We won't spread any rumors.

Will you divorce him? Who will take custody of Borg?

Borg's mom.

Did you have a chance to recharge yourself?

Of course! I'm fully recharged!

Since everyone is here,

we should announce it now.

Attention, everyone. We have an announcement to make.

Please begin.

The annual event...

The annual event is...

What is it?

I'll do it.

It's time for the family camp, the annual event in which...

only Elegance Mother Committee members can participate.

- I didn't know about it. - Where?

I bought another small cottage.

Amazing.

How about we go to my new cottage this weekend?

Would you like to join me?

- I'd love to. - Me too. I'd love to go.

Does that mean I can participate in it too?

That's right!

I'll say it again. Only Mr. Kwon...

and Elegance Mothers can participate in the event.

Too bad you can't join us, Gwi Nam.

All of your family members...

Should come.

Borg's mom.

Everyone in your family can come, right?

Yes, of course.

We don't have to attend it in case of unavoidable circumstances, right?

Why do you ask, Mr. Kwon? You don't think you'll be able to attend it?

No, I have nothing going on. I'll be there.

I'll see you all after class then.

Borg's mom, could you please spare me a second?

Sure.

We should talk about the family camping.

Only the members of the committee are welcomed...

to discuss it at my boutique.

I'll pass. I have plans.

I'm tired as I had to get ready early today.

I'll see you on Sunday.

I can spare some time.

Forget it.

Where did that fan come from?

All right then. I should go and make some juice today.

Blend them, blend them

Blend the fruits

- Mr. Kwon. - Gosh, you startled me.

You were silent for 3 minutes and 5 seconds.

Is there something wrong?

I don't want this to shock you when I tell you this.

Okay. I won't be shocked.

Well...

At Han River,

At the river...

Mr. Kwon!

- Mr. Kwon, please give it to me! - Mr. Kwon, let me have it!

- Please toss it to me! - Guys, catch this.

Okay!

- Hey. - This way.

They're cute.

Mr. Kwon?

You were talking about the Han River.

Oh, right. I was. So...

I was going to tell you...

at Han River,

I saw it.

Mr. Kwon, what's for our snacks today?

Isn't it tangsuyuk?

No, it's not. It's a strawberry sandwich.

Aren't I right, Mr. Kwon?

Today's snack is...

royal tteokbokki.

Yes! It's royal tteokbokki. I like it.

You like everything.

I'm just going to eat some chocolates then.

I like chocolates too.

Mr. Kwon.

Please continue.

What did you see at Han River?

That is...

You startled me. What are you doing here, Mom?

Mr. Kwon is about to tell me what he saw at Han River.

I've been waiting to hear it for 12 minutes.

Really?

Everyone! Mr. Kwon saw something at the Han River!

- What is it? - What did you see?

- What did you see? - What was it?

I'm in trouble. I must tell her.

- What was it? - What was it?

First, I should say... There was...

a monster at Han River!

I'm going to gobble you up, Audrey!

I'm not scared of monsters even for a bit.

I saw so many of them at the amusement park with my mom.

How lame.

Really?

Are there a lot of monsters at an amusement park?

Yes, like a haunted house, some people disguise...

as monsters and scare the visitors.

You've never been to an amusement park before?

- Never. - Really?

Not even as a date with your husband?

Not as a family outing with Borg either?

All right. I can't tell her about it here today.

If that's the case...

Well, Borg's mom.

When it's just us, you can call me Borg Mom.

Then Borg Mom,

do you want to go to the amusement park with me?

With you?

The birthday wish I kept the other day.

I'd like to use my wish on the amusement park tomorrow.

Are you available tomorrow?

Then I will report that to Go Bong,

and I will accompany you to the amusement park.

What? You're going to tell your husband?

No, no. I would appreciate it...

if you can keep our trip to the amusement park a secret

You like keeping secrets, Mr. Kwon.

Things that one cannot reveal or notify to others.

Secret.

Okay. I can do that.

Why are we...

Yool told me that we must stamp...

and copy the promise in order to make it a real secret.

Then what about what you saw at the river?

I will tell you tomorrow.

Okay then.

Telling her tomorrow is better.

I should tell her when we're alone.

Don't you ever get hurt and broken again. Or I will...

throw you out.

We just listened to Sun Mi's “Gashina”,

which was a request from one of our listeners.

The listener wrote to us that she had a boyfriend who abandoned...

her and his car because she farted.

With the tip that the listeners and I came with,

she caught him before he went into the market after a long chase.

Congratulations on getting back together without getting abandoned.

Congratulations.

They got back together, and he didn't abandon her?

All of your sad worries and worries that you can't share with others.

Throw all of the trouble at me, baby

My worry?

This is a very precious time. We'll listen to your long term worries,

as well as unexpected worries that were thrown at you out of the blue.

Send me your story right now.

Short text messages cost 5 cents, and longer ones cost 10 cents.

If you use our online application, it's free.

Send the story for the radio show now.

Last week, a listener shared with us he can no longer tolerate eating...

curry because his wife always cooks him curry for his meals.

She's been cooking curry for five years, but with our tip,

he managed to change the menu to beef bone soup.

Congratulations.

I see. So problems get solved like this too.

All right. I'll read today's story.

I have received a lot of messages.

(I want to be useful. Tell me how to not get abandoned from my husband.)

Up first, I have a message from the user 0915.

My message got picked.

"I want to be useful."

"Tell me how to not get abandoned from my husband."

You want to be a useful wife to your husband.

I think she meant that she wants to be loved.

First off, a lot of our listeners are commenting on this message.

"The best way to be loved by husbands is doing the cute acts."

More than 90 percent of the comments are suggesting the same.

That's right. From her message,

I could feel that she's very dull like a robot.

It seems to me that she needs to do a lot of cute acts.

Let's listen to a song while our listeners...

comment on a solution for this problem.

Many cute acts with the word, "sweetheart" are popular now.

Here's Shin Hyun Hee and Kim Root's song. "Sweetheart".

(Visible radio)

(Videos of cute acts)

Sweetheart?

I have finished saving cute acts.

That's right. I made it very obvious that I'm a robot.

The system for cute acts is turned on.

What is this? What's up with your clothes?

There is something I would like to show you.

What is this?

Is there something wrong with her pronunciation system?

If you think the way I pronounce is an error,

then I'm going to feel really down.

What's going on? You're scaring me.

Sweetheart, I have someone I really like

I'll tell you because otherwise, I might pass out from frustration

His handsome face keeps popping up in my head

And his sexy voice lingers around my ears

Borg Mom.

Yes, Go Bong?

It looks like there's a serious error.

Did I touch something when I was repairing you?

Come here.

It looks like I need to loosen the screws in your tongue.

No, there's no need.

I knew it. There is something wrong. Goodness.

Your mouth... My gosh, look at this!

You're heating up again.

No. I'm trying to be cute, that's all.

What? You're trying to be cute?

My goodness. That just gave me chills down my spine.

Gosh, I felt as if I was watching a scene from a horror movie.

Where did you even learn to do those things?

Then I'll turn the cutesy mode off.

Good. Was everything okay at the preschool today?

Yes, everything was fine today,

but I was notified that the family camp,

the annual event of Elegance Mothers will take place this Sunday.

Family camp?

It'll be a good opportunity to get some fresh air. Okay.

And we have to go to the amusement park tomorrow.

Why are there so many things to do on the weekend? All right.

Then I'll go do something useful...

such as making lunch.

Work hard, Go Bong.

Sweetheart

Where did she even learn it?

Why is she so cute?

Did I... Did I look too serious? I want to see it again.

Will she do it again for me?

Oh, right. We're going to the amusement park tomorrow.

What should I wear?

Will the weather be nice tomorrow?

- Genie. - Yes.

Turn on the TV for me.

Tell me tomorrow's weather.

It'll be clear and sunny tomorrow.

The temperature will go up to 21° and go as low as 9°.

You're sure, right?

Do Hye, have you forgotten who I am? It's me,

Nonhyeon-dong Medusa.

You know...

who taught me everything.

Nice.

Don't bluff.

I told you to stage it as a minor collision to approach her.

I can't believe you almost killed her through a hit-and-run.

Enough. I was so scared too.

Well, it doesn't matter how we get there.

We just have to achieve our goal, don't you think?

I bet things must be...

very interesting at their place now.

Shall I begin as usual...

since I'm the lady?

Okay.

Omok game, start.

You used the 3-3 strategy.

You won, and I lost.

Gosh, it was so easy to beat you.

There's something wrong with your data.

- Go Bong. - What is it?

Are you happy?

It's just omok. What's there to be happy about?

Your joy index just reached 95 percent.

I suggest using the 4-3 strategy next time.

Your use of the 3-3 strategy is too predictable.

What... Does that mean you let me win?

All right. You won the game, so you should give me a noogie.

Brace yourself.

It'll hurt so much that your circuits will go into shock.

All right.

What are you two doing now?

I need to stretch my arms. Oh, boy.

I was just testing her data.

You were testing her data?

Are you sure this isn't more like a date?

The bottom feeder is here.

I'll bring out the leftover fruit.

Gosh, what did you just say?

Goodness.

Skin temperature, 60°C.

Abnormally high temperature detected for an unknown reason.

Why do I keep heating up?

I must find out the reason soon.

What is this?

What is all this? Where did you get these pictures?

I saw a mail in your mailbox, so I picked it up on my way in.

My goodness.

Hey, are you seeing someone?

What is with you these days?

Hey, stop talking nonsense.

Then this woman...

You don't know her?

Goodness. I do know her,

but I don't know her that well.

See? I knew it. Who is she?

That woman. The one who caused the accident.

This is... It is me, but... I mean, don't get me wrong.

Let's say that we're looking at each other like this.

Like this. Then if I do this, we'll look as if we're kissing each other.

Get off of me! That's disgusting.

Look at this. You can get this picture from just doing this.

Get it away.

Go Bong.

This picture is...

The man in this photo is really not me.

Does that mean the man in other photos is you?

Goodness gracious! This is insane.

Hey, let's call that woman.

She'll tell us the truth.

The number you've dialed is out of service.

Don't contact me for the next little while.

Leave the country and stay abroad until I get in touch with you.

Okay.

I should go to a beach somewhere to relax and get a tan.

Do Hye, don't you think that the pictures turned out great?

Especially the one taken at the motel.

- Did you two actually do anything? - What are you talking about?

I carefully crafted each picture.

I put that one in as a bonus. Isn't that great?

You need a picture like that...

to spark fury.

It looks so real that no one will be able to tell.

Analysis complete.

I'm 100 percent certain that this has been photoshopped.

See? It's been photoshopped. I told you I never cheated on her.

Nothing can fool Borg Mom's eyes.

But all other pictures are authentic.

Well, that's...

Go Bong.

Please look at me in the eye.

Okay, look at me. Stare into my eyes all you want. Analyze me.

(Analyzing)

Analysis complete.

(Analysis complete!)

You must feel wrongly accused.

I'll trust that this was completely unintentional.

But Go Bong,

do you think before you act?

Do you not care about being moral or how people might view you?

Are they your shortcomings?

Shall I fix that for you?

What did you just say?

Do you think before you act?

Do you not care about being moral or how people might view you?

Shall I fix that for you?

Other people might assume that you're having an affair,

so be careful not to give them the wrong idea.

Please don't ever forget that you're Yool's dad.

I should go make some food.

Goodness.

I should get going now.

Do Hye, I'm only saying this because I keep thinking that it's so weird.

Are you sure that woman is okay?

Are her limbs okay, and can she walk?

Of course.

I guess she was extremely lucky.

No, no. From my years of experience,

that degree of shock...

would result in at least six months of hospitalization.

Is she a robot or what?

Do you want to know what's even stranger?

She didn't even call an ambulance. She didn't even call the police.

She just took the dashboard camera...

and tried to make sure I'd keep my lips sealed.

Really?

I'm becoming more interested in that family as I learn more about them.

That woman...

Who do you think she is?

That mysterious car accident...

and these vulgar photos.

She's also fallen off the face of the earth.

What could it be?

Is she a gold digger?

Then why did she disappear without extracting any money from you?

You're right.

Is there any woman who might be holding a grudge against you?

I'm not like you.

That's so weird.

Wouldn't it be normal to demand money...

or threaten you that she'd disclose the pictures to the media?

Who on earth...

is she?

What is she after?

What style of clothes...

should I wear to the amusement park?

It'll be a date.

You're going to the amusement park with us?

Then who are you going with?

Borg's mom, you know that I'm always on your side, right?

That punk. Look at his eyes.

He can't take his eyes off of her.

I'll crush him.

Welcome to Boo Ti Na's cottage!

You guys made it.

Get out. Right now!

Wait, I asked her to come.

Do Hye.

She keeps breaking the rules.

You're still here?

I heard that all parents and teachers are going to that thing.

My gosh, he's here.

Why does he keep giving Borg's mom a hard time?

Why does he keep hovering around Borg Mom?

(Borg Mom)