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- Oh, my. - Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Bravo.

Yool, look. Men look good in suits.

I'll be late because I have an important appointment.

Why won't you go to your home?

Can't I have...

some hangover soup made by Borg Mom?

No, you can't.

It's only morning, and my heart and stomach are in pain.

Then I'll go buy my own hangover soup.

Are you happy now?

Yool, be good to your mom.

It's not my first time.

Trust me.

Don't worry.

Good luck at your meeting.

Borg Mom, I'll be back.

Yes, Go Bong.

You should also kiss her.

Why did you only kiss me?

I kissed her a lot this morning.

Moms and dads kiss...

in the morning before they leave for work.

Go Bong, see you later.

That's enough.

I'm leaving.

I'll go. Let go of me.

- Let go of me. - Bye.

Dad. Uncle Young Cheol. Come back soon.

Bye.

Yool, it's Saturday. What do you want to do with me?

Do you want to make dinosaur cookies?

Really? I'm so excited.

- My boyfriend... - I heard you have a boyfriend now.

- Yes. - When?

- How did you know? - I was surprised.

- Really? - What is he like?

Tell us about him.

- I made it look like this. - Yes.

That's amazing.

What's this? What's wrong?

- Hello. - Hello.

What is this? Get out.

I'm sorry.

I'm so hungry.

It really looks good today.

- Why? - Why? Why is she like that again?

There are a lot of seats over there.

You're so annoying. I'm hungry.

Why?

- Gosh. - Why?

He's over there.

- Just eat. - Gosh.

That's funny.

She keeps avoiding me.

Come in.

Prof. Choi, do you have some time?

What is it?

What do you want?

Professor Choi.

Why did I get an F?

I don't understand.

I think it's unfair for me to get this grade...

even after comparing it with other people.

I'm here to make an objection.

Really? Let's see.

(Professor Choi Go Bong)

I must have wanted...

to give you an A,

but gave you an F because my pen was bent.

Here

I corrected it for you.

Isn't that right? I was surprised.

Thank you.

(F, "The Category of Artificial Intelligence")

Professor Choi.

(F, "The Importance of Basic Programming for Robots")

Professor Choi.

(F, "Touch Sensor")

Professor Choi.

Gosh.

Professor Choi.

I think you gave me the wrong grade again.

Did I?

Lee Mi So.

You did get an F on this.

Pardon me?

You should've done more research. Also, your argument isn't solid.

The conclusion is terrible too. This does deserve an F, so leave me be.

Okay.

It's all your fault though.

What?

I'm saying...

You kept bothering me.

I was wondering if you keep giving me the wrong grade to see me.

I can't even focus in class because I'm busy looking at you.

I couldn't stop thinking about you even when I was writing this essay.

That's why I did such a horrible job.

You need to take care of it.

Is that so? All I have to do is take care of it, right?

Yes.

This actually deserves an F, so there's nothing I can do about it.

I'll take care of something else instead.

Lee Mi So, you.

As of 4:19pm on September 12, 2005,

Choi Go Bong and Lee Mi So are in a relationship. Are you on board?

Yes.

Have you ever seen a sad hyena...

wandering the city on the lookout for a cyborg?

The oriole is nowhere to be found, the oriole

My heart keeps bouncing around

I'm scared you might find out

Cho Yong Pil.

My wild thoughts

And the anxious look in my eyes

You've been observing all of it

Yim Jae Beom.

However,

this is the point where...

we should suspect one thing.

Are you the person...

we've been looking for?

Kim Sang Joong?

So, you are Dr. Choi.

I guess you're doing an impression of the actor, Kim Sang Joong, today.

Dr. Choi.

Please be natural,

so that no one can find out what we're talking about.

- He's weird. - Did you see that?

It looks like we'll have no problem if you act naturally.

Next time you need to change where we're meeting,

please dress appropriately...

I changed the location...

last minute just in case we're being tailed.

This has the updated progress report for the project.

- It's staying confidential, right? - Of course.

The Minister of Science, the Director of NIS,

and the VIP are all immensely interested in the project.

However, there's one thing that concerns me.

The AI robot looks exactly like your wife.

I'm worried about whether...

you'll be able to carry out the experiment objectively.

Please don't worry.

I'll never let my work get affected by my personal feelings.

All right, good. Oh, there's one more thing.

If there's any error...

I'm aware that it'll be disposed immediately.

We'll be keeping an eye on you...

to see whether what you're telling me is true or not.

What's going on?

We need to go to our art class. Why did you bring us here?

What is this place?

Borg's place.

You can go to the art class if you want.

Goodness. Hey! I'll tell Mom on you!

How petty. Be a man, will you?

What?

I'm telling you as your big brother who was born a minute before you.

Let's see. I heard that Borg lives...

in the unit just above Audrey's place.

Borg, I want to see you right now.

Hey, Grace. Stop right there!

Hey, Coco. Did you skip your class too?

Yes, I had to make time to hang out with Borg.

It was so hard.

Oh, girls.

Hey, guys!

What are you doing here? Are you also here to see Borg?

Borg? No, I'm here to see Audrey.

Goodness.

You idiot. I'm pretty sure she's in her art class now.

What brings you guys here?

Audrey, let's eat this together and hang out.

I don't want to! I'm going to hang out with Borg.

I got a new toy block set.

- No! Borg has to play with me! - No! Borg has to play with me!

Kids,

coming here without even telling your parents...

is bad.

Totally.

Grace, Mom won't take you when we go to Disney Land.

That's fine. Playing with Borg will be...

as fun as going to Disney Land.

My goodness.

I also felt so devastated when I couldn't talk to Borg...

all day long.

To hang out with Borg,

I can gladly give up the doll's house.

That's right. Mom can't separate us.

I can't believe this.

Uncle Young Cheol told me...

that I should welcome all women that come my way...

and that I should stop women who want to leave me.

Mom, I want to hang out with my friends at home.

Sure, that's fine.

But kids,

your moms might get worried. Shall we call them now?

Well...

Can I call my mom in a bit?

Don't worry. I'll call Mom on behalf of you.

Why did I call these people?

No, no way! Don't call anybody!

Gosh!

It's so crazy. I honestly can't remember a thing.

This baseball cap and this jacket. What on earth happened?

I must've been with a woman.

It has to be one of these girls.

Did I throw out my shoes?

I like these fancy shoes. Where did I get them?

I can't remember anything.

I think a guy gave them to me.

My stomach is killing me.

(Everything on the menu is available for take-out.)

- You're... - By any chance...

Aren't these pretty?

They're great.

Aren't these awesome?

They are awesome.

I can't even wear them because they're for men.

- I'll throw them... - Don't do it!

Give me that. In exchange, I'll give you these.

- Bottoms up! - Bottoms up!

I guess you two love birds had too much to drink last night.

- It's not that. - No, we didn't.

Give us two bowls of hangover soup.

That's your order, no?

Last night, we...

Last night what?

I don't remember a thing.

You don't? Neither do I.

I'm saying this as a precaution.

If I eat alone, I get too much attention, and it's bothersome.

That's why I'm giving you the honor of joining me.

Sure, sure. I'm so honored.

As you should be.

We aren't close friends.

We should split the check.

It doesn't even cost much.

All right, love birds.

Here are two bowls of your hangover soup.

Get rid of your hangover with these.

Love birds.

We aren't love birds, goodness.

That's not possible.

Where was it?

Hey, Mr. Weasel.

Do you like me or something?

What? Me?

No, never!

Then why are you staring at me? You might make a hole in my face.

I definitely saw her somewhere.

I can't remember where.

Excuse me. Where did you see me?

If you did, it was probably on TV.

Don't talk to me when I eat.

Unbelievable. I was just talking to myself.

Don't answer.

- Use your inner voice then. - Goodness.

This is tasty.

She looks so familiar.

Her lips.

Her neckline.

Her voice.

From where did I see her?

All right.

Here it is. Which one should I watch today?

("Lord of the Basement", "Killing It", "Fairy Makes Me Hot",)

("The Devil Wears a Bra", "Lower Pants on a Sleepless Night")

Great.

("The Devil Wears a Bra")

("The Devil Wears a Bra", The door of the secret will open.)

"The Devil Wears a Bra".

All right. Tonight,

I have chosen you.

Buy a pack of glutinous rice cake with beans.

"The Devil Wears a Bra"!

Shut your mouth.

I have a collection of the best adult films in my computer.

Along with that one, I also have "Kungfu Panties"...

and "Fairy Makes Me Hot".

Keep your mouth shut, will you?

Fine.

It's me in those films.

I'm a big fan of you, Ms. Koo Seol Soo Ji.

Why didn't I recognize you earlier?

I thought I got rid of all of those films.

You can't delete those masterpieces just because you want to.

You left a burning impression in my head.

I mean...

when I was young,

and didn't know any better,

my agency told me if I shot those provocative, artistic films,

I would be invited to the film festival in Cannes.

To me,

they are works of art.

To me,

they are my shameful memories that I want to destroy forever.

Don't feel that way.

Those are great, coming-of-age films that turned me into a man.

Anyhow,

I ask of you to pretend they don't exist.

Especially around other moms and Borg's mom.

Please don't breathe a word of this to them.

Don't worry.

Hey, Audrey.

What? You're at Borg's house?

Didn't I tell you not to go there?

Go home right away!

At Borg's house? At Go Bong's house?

Darn it. You'd better go home at this instant! Hey!

You little...

Look at this little rascal.

Wait, the bill.

No, no. I'll cover the bill.

I'm sorry. I must get going. Something urgent came up.

Ms. Koo Seol Soo Ji!

What's going on?

I have a bad feeling about this.

What brings you here?

Well, I was told my son...

is at Borg's house. I thought he went to Audrey's.

Oh, goodness!

My daughter, Coco is at Borg's house too.

Audrey is at his house too!

If Do Hye finds out, we're in big trouble.

What should we do?

All right. I will...

No, no. I don't think I can handle this mess.

Then before Do Hye comes...

we must get ourselves out of this bind.

Yes, we must.

Where are we going?

It's this way! This way!

That's not the way. Come here!

Come on. Hurry.

- Where are my children? - They are playing with friends.

- Should I call them? - No.

I presume that others are here as well.

Yes, please come...

inside.

Would you like a cup of tea?

(Contempt: 70 percent, Hatred: 30 percent)

(Analysis complete!)

Do Hye, may I ask you a question?

Sure.

You don't like me, do you?

I don't?

Why wouldn't I?

I can read it in your face.

No way.

It's a misunderstanding.

Where's the bathroom?

It's that way.

She's like a mind reader.

Did it look too obvious?

She almost had me.

Only beauty is in my face.

Today turned out well, actually.

Should I casually initiate a plan?

Everyone must be here.

All right.

Shall I get started?

Everyone's here.

Do Hye, what brings you here?

What do you think?

We're here to pick up our kids.

It's not like we wanted to come here.

We had no choice.

Coco!

How dare you skip your class...

I mean, she skipped her class.

I'm only here because I heard Coco is here.

I literally dragged myself here.

Coco. Come to Mommy, baby.

Audrey.

Ladies, please come in for a few minutes.

- No. - No.

- No, thanks. - No, thanks.

Why not?

Come in for a cup of tea.

Well...

- All right. Shall we? - Shall we?

Hello.

I can handle women who are 18 years older or younger than me,

but I get so intimidated when women are gathered like that.

I messaged Go Bong, so he'll be home soon. Hang on.

Go Bong better be home soon.

(Go Bong, we have a problem!)

(Elegance Mothers have raided your place.)

Why? What's the matter?

Did something happen to Borg Mom?

Oh, it's nothing.

Something has come up, so I should get going now.

I guess that's it for today's secret rendezvous.

Next time,

we'll meet at a restaurant that's famous for pasta with clams.

We better not be interrupted that day.

Why did those women barge into my place out of the blue?

The traffic is bad now, so it'll take me over an hour to get home.

Gosh, I'm so worried.

Oh, my gosh.

What is it? What's the matter?

Do Hye, you never disappoint us.

She never misses the right time to launch operations.

Gosh, I was nervous for nothing.

Well, that and other things, you know.

By the way, what operation?

My gosh.

Can you let me in on it too?

If you want.

I totally do.

Just tell me what needs to be done. I'm confident I'll do a great job.

All right.

- Let's be natural. - Okay.

You cut up the fruit so neatly.

I love how you decorated your place. It's so simple.

- Do you own this place? - Yes.

To be more exact, it's under my husband's name.

My gosh.

Do you defy time or what?

I don't have that kind of ability. I'm just Borg's mom.

You must take such great care of yourself. You haven't aged at all.

What's your secret? Please share with us.

That's right. I've been curious about that water you drink.

Where is it sold?

I know, right? The water you drink all the time.

It must be special water.

Where's the bathroom?

It's over there.

Borg's mom.

Don't you think this looks like me?

Gosh, there are so many toys too. My goodness.

- Where did you get these flowers? - My gosh!

This tea is so delicious too. It's very cool.

- It smells delectable too. - I know, right?

You even peeled the fruit so perfectly.

So, this is where Dr. Choi lives? There's nothing special, really.

This is the water.

Gwi Nam, this isn't the bathroom.

Yes, you're right.

But...

this is small for a master bedroom.

Where's the bathroom again?

It's this way.

I see, that way. Gosh, I really have to go.

I can't hold it these days.

Operation Cuckoo.

We'll leave our kids at her place.

My son is constipated.

Did Audrey eat enough food?

She's prone to atopic dermatitis, so don't use any seasonings.

Her place must be a total disaster by now.

- Where are you going to hide? - Hide well.

- I can see stands of your hair. - Wait up!

Where's everyone? Hide and seek?

What if they sneak into my secret lab? It's so dangerous!

This place is so cool.

- Where's the lubricating oil? - Where did it go?

So, this is her secret to that glowing skin.

What is this?

The Better Parenting Project.

Welcome to the story-telling contest, Show Me the Mommy!

- Once... - Upon a time...

The pig...

I'll smash the door!

Borg's mom, would you like to be my partner?

Hold hands together, and rub on each other's forehead like this.

She smiled?

She's not Mi So. She's just a robot.

I belong to you.

Keep it together. I must come to my senses.

Yes, Dr. Ahn. I'll bring the up-to-date report.