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Gosh.

I can't believe he got so drunk from only a couple glasses of soju.

Gosh, it's so unusual.

You get seven and a half glasses from any standard bottle of soju.

It looks like he drank exactly four and a half glasses.

He can only take up to three glasses of soju.

He went over his limit.

Go Bong, get up.

What's going on? Why are you here?

Let's go home now.

Go home? Forget it.

I'm not drunk at all!

I'm totally sober.

What? What are you doing now?

Borg Mom, give me back my soju.

It's an order.

Data entry at 23:32:12, on March 2, 2015.

It says that I must stop you...

when you drink more than three glasses of soju.

And among various solutions I can choose from,

I'll pick this one.

I'll drink this for you.

- Drink up, drink up - Drink up, drink up

- Booze is going in, drink up - Booze is going in, drink up

(Freshman Orientation, February 21, 2005)

- Until when will you make me dance? - Until when will you make me dance?

- Bottoms up! - Bottoms up!

Will you drink this for me?

Sure! I never say no when I'm asked to come to someone's rescue.

Oh, then can you do an impression of Son Ye Jin for us?

Okay.

"If you drink this,"

"you'll go out with me."

- My gosh! - You sure are our Son Ye Jin!

Oh, my!

- You never disappoint us. - You are our Son Ye Jin!

Gosh, look at that!

- Impressive. - She never lets us down.

I need to use the washroom.

- I approve. - Gosh.

Hey, it's your turn now.

Professor, you're not much older than our freshmen.

Yes, that's right.

Our students will be surprised.

A 24-year-old computer engineering professor who's a genius.

The students might want to be friends with you right away.

Oh, right. I forgot.

I think I left my phone in the car.

Please go in first.

- Sure. - I'm sorry.

Wait, what's the classroom number?

Excuse me.

Is the first year computer engineering class taught here?

Gosh, what's going on?

Why are you here so late?

You're going to be in trouble when the seniors find out.

- Me? - Yes, you.

Is there anyone else here besides you?

- What is your name? - Me?

Don't you know me? I'm Lee Mi So from the class of 2005.

I'm the Son Ye Jin of the engineering college.

Who are you?

Lee Mi So, the freshman from the class of 2005,

I am four years older than you.

Really? Did it take you five years to get into this school?

You're older than me.

You're older.

There must be a more appropriate name to call me.

Then what is your name?

I'm Choi Go Bong...

who was newly appointed here.

Oh, I see. You're Choi Go Bong.

You're really late.

Let's go.

- Let's play a game. - Let's play a game.

- What kind of game? - Let's start the game.

Wait a minute. I'm...

Wait a minute.

I'm...

not a student.

Hey.

It's not fun here.

Drink all of this bottoms up.

Let's go on to the next game.

I have something to tell you.

- Bottoms up! - Bottoms up!

- Wait a minute. - Drink.

- Drink. - Drink.

- Listen to me. - Drink.

- We're waiting. - We're waiting.

- Bottoms up. - Bottoms up.

Listen to me.

Three drinks...

are my lethal dose.

For this, I will refuse this drink since it's my lethal dose.

She will volunteer to drink it for you.

Volunteer?

I'm known to volunteer.

- Really? - That's amazing.

She's the Son Ye Jin of the engineering college.

Choi Go Bong.

You're going to be my boyfriend...

after I drink this.

- Really? - I can't believe this.

- Lee Mi So. - Lee Mi So.

Wasn't I like Son Ye Jin a minute ago?

Go Bong, aren't I pretty?

Professor Choi, what are you doing here?

Let me explain.

You already bonded with your students.

I'm jealous of your youth.

Come back after you're done.

This old professor will go back first.

Have fun.

Are you really our professor?

Are you that appointed professor who is the youngest ever?

The genius who finished calculus when he was six years old...

and passed college courses when he was in elementary school?

That's right. I'm the newly appointed professor,

Choi Go Bong.

- Really? - That's amazing.

- Oh, my. - Seriously?

Let's introduce ourselves properly when everyone's sober.

I need to go.

Go Bong, aren't I pretty?

Go Bong, are you okay? Wake up.

Are you okay now?

Mi So.

Mi So.

Go Bong, you're very drunk.

What are you going to do?

How are you going to take a big man like him home? Call a taxi.

It's okay. We live too close to call a taxi.

Can I borrow...

this instead?

(Bar, Karaoke)

(Karaoke, Pool hall)

- Welcome back, Boss! - Welcome back, Boss!

It's been a while.

I need to meet Madam Jeong.

Yes, please come this way.

A VIP is entering.

Excuse me.

Why are you wearing her shoes?

- I just... - Forget it.

Take those shoes off right now.

- Now! - Goodness.

She's still showing off relying on a man.

Okay.

You were always like this.

(May 14, 2002, Rose Day, High school freshman year)

I like you, I really like you

I want to give you everything

I like you

I like you

(Do Do Hye)

I like you

I like you.

I like you, I really like you

I want to give you everything

I like you

I like you

I like...

- you - I like you.

Thank you.

The flowers are...

really pretty.

- Really? - Yes.

Then...

Go.

- What? - I told you to go.

Should I just go?

You're pretty from the back. Just go.

Am I? Okay.

- Go. - Okay.

Hurry.

Walk straight. Stick to the left.

Once and twice I still want to see you

Your smile is so pretty

I'm curious about you, Do you have a boyfriend?

Baby I want to know you

Mi So, I want you

Please accept this.

This is yours.

What?

I like you.

Why are you doing this to me?

I want to continue seeing you.

You're prettier than these flowers.

Please.

I've never been on my knees before.

Well... I'm sorry.

Wait, hold on. Then...

- I'll give you this guitar too. - Sorry?

- Can you please accept it? - Why are you being like this?

- Please. - I can't.

- Come on. Please accept it. - I'm really sorry.

Mi So, please just accept these flowers then.

I really like you a lot.

My first ever crush that came to me like a sweet serenade...

ended so cruelly.

Hence, I met a man who's strong and healthy enough...

to protect our love.

Excuse me.

My gosh, look at you.

What are all those things on your face?

Zits are in full bloom.

Sorry? What's in bloom?

Are you saying I look like a flower?

No. Stop talking nonsense and go away.

What's that?

I made it because I wanted to eat it with you.

I stayed up all night to make it.

Do you want to eat this with me later?

Thanks for this.

- It's heavy, so I'll carry it. - Really?

What?

What is it?

Get going.

You should... Aren't you going?

Well, then...

Fetch this.

My gosh, what a score.

Look at this. I made everything.

Help yourself.

There's gimbap.

There are fruits too. Eat up.

Oh, my. It looks delicious. Try it.

- You should try this. - It's okay.

No, you have to eat. Try this.

I'm really okay. You go ahead.

- Do you want this sandwich then? - No, I'm okay.

No, you have to eat. I made all this food for you.

No, you go ahead and eat. I'm not hungry.

Hey, how can you not be hungry?

We all have to eat.

He was supposed to eat it with me.

That wench...

How dare she!

Have some soda then.

We all love soda, you know.

- Here, it's yours. - Thank you.

We're close now.

Can you sense the chemistry between us?

Gosh, this is good. I must say,

it's so refreshing.

You should eat.

Can I go?

- Go where? - I just want to leave.

Why? Where do you have to go?

Then get up, go around, and come back.

This way and back.

Come here. It's okay. Come closer.

Eat. You don't need to be shy.

All right. Let's dig in.

- Come on. - It's really okay.

- Lee Mi So. - You don't want to try this?

You're evil.

It turned out that even my second crush was a total blockhead,

and I had to give up on him just like that.

Then finally,

I met a very special man whom other girls couldn't dare to approach.

- Hey! - My goodness.

Gosh, you totally startled me.

You look dashing as you always do.

Of course. You don't even have to say it.

What are you doing? Give me the tickets.

Here.

They're for the movie starring your favorite actor, Chow Yun Fat.

That's right. I love Chow Yun Fat.

I watched all 17 of his movies.

I watched them so many times that my eyes turned red.

I picked the couple seats at the very back of the theater.

That's great!

Give me.

What do you think you're doing now?

Give me some money. Hurry up.

Hold it right there.

I need at least 2 of 10-dollar bills.

I want to eat popcorn and gulp down soda.

This should be good.

You're so thoughtful.

I'm very clever.

Then today, we'll...

What are you talking about?

You go your way. I'll do the same.

Oh, wait.

I got you a gift.

Hang on, okay?

I love you, soda.

- Hey. - My goodness.

Mi So.

Hi. It's me, Jeong Sang Hun.

- Hi. - I actually...

have two movie tickets.

Do you want to watch a movie with me later?

I'll treat you to dinner too.

I have a class. I'm sorry.

Wait!

What do I lack?

I don't understand why.

Why? Why?

Mi So, who are you...

to keep meddling in my love life and ruin everything?

My eyes are welling up.

Sang Hun.

Can't you see?

She doesn't like you.

I'm the one who can really love you for who you are!

Let go!

Look at your face.

Your face is a total mess.

You have to be born again if you want to be like her.

Get rid of those braces first, will you?

They look like rail tracks.

Here goes the train.

Be quiet!

Mentally,

he was nothing like Chow Yun Fat.

Bye, my third crush.

My love was shattered every single time back in school...

because of Mi So.

I've been reborn, and I look perfect now.

I've been enjoying this life that I have now,

and you showed up again.

All right, fine.

I'll make you experience exactly what I went through.

I'll show you what it is like to go through a ripping agony.

Gosh, my body aches all over.

It's exhausting to hang out with those youngsters.

Gosh, that feels so nice. That's it.

Do Hye, what's up?

We need to launch the first step of our plan.

That's good news.

Okay.

Look who's here.

Why didn't you visit me sooner?

What's going on?

You showed up unannounced,

which means you must be having a very bad day.

You're so quick-witted.

Of course. Have you forgotten who I am?

That's why I have my boys on standby for you.

Are there any good ones?

Sure thing.

There are pretty new faces.

Bring them in.

- Hello. - Hello.

What do you think?

Aren't they pretty good-looking?

Guys, you have to take good care of this customer.

She's our most valuable VIP customer.

You get what I'm saying, right?

- Yes, ma'am. - Yes, ma'am.

Borg Mom.

I need some water.

Water.

Where is it?

What is this?

Borg Mom. Goodness.

Oh, my.

I'm out early because I need to direct traffic for Yool's school.

Please prepare Yool for his preschool.

Go Bong, you were like a dog...

this morning.

I will clean up our messy room later.

Please take care of your hangover.

A dog?

Why was I like a dog?

Did you wake up? I'll carry you.

Don't touch me. I don't need it.

I can go by myself.

Checking the state of your pupils, you're still drunk.

I'm not drunk.

Don't touch me.

I can go by myself.

Okay, if you say so.

Look.

I can go by myself.

I can do it myself.

Myself...

Let me go.

Don't touch me.

Be quiet.

Should I erase that part from her memory?

When does Yool have to go?

Exactly at 8am.

(8am, time, Buckingham Preschool, gathering time, attendance)

Korean time.

It means that Koreans are always late 10 to 20 minutes.

I see. This is Korean time.

Are you here to direct traffic?

I deliver green vegetable juice.

Would you like some?

It's okay.

Aren't we supposed to gather at 8am to direct traffic?

Why isn't anyone here?

(Aren't we supposed to gather at 8am? Why isn't anyone here?)

Yes?

This?

What about this one?

- Then what? - This one.

(Borg's mom)

We're done.

I want to go with Borg again.

- You can't. - Why not?

Borg and his mom will play a game starting from today.

Pretend that you don't know them.

If you're good at this game,

I'll buy you toys to play hospital.

Okay? Do your best.

My daughter is the best.

10, 20, 30,

40, 50, 60.

Are we playing a game again?

I want to play with Borg.

I'll buy you a limited edition dollhouse.

That only costs about 2 million dollars.

My precious.

You're just like me. You know how to spend money.

You need to be magnanimous.

You're so adorable.

Mom, aren't I adorable?

You're so adorable.

(Borg's mom)

(Borg's mom)

I'm really good at that game. I'm going to be in first place.

I'll just place last and play with Borg.

I like Borg.

I got lipstick on my teeth.

Grace, I'm not going to take you to Disneyland next month then.

Okay.

Look at this.

(Borg's mom)

Yes?

Oh, my.

Didn't you get the call?

We decided not to do it early this morning...

because it rained last night, and the discomfort index was high.

I guess you weren't on the network of emergency.

Today's discomfort index is 20 percent,

the possibility of seasonal rain is 50 percent,

and the concentration of fine dust is normal.

Do they administer the school schedule...

according to the weather?

If they do, please share the schedule with me.

Anyway, Korea's weathercast isn't accurate.

It changes every time.

I need to prepare William for school.

I'm going to hang up.

I was on the phone with Borg's mom.

I answered her call by accident.

It seems like she's at school awkwardly by herself.

Good.

It really should have rained. What a bummer.

How surprised would she have been? I really want to see her face.

Good morning.

We made her work hard in vain early in the morning.

What are you doing?

I'm embarrassed.

I wanted to surprise you by saying hello.

Why are you here at this time?

I'm here to direct traffic.

I just got a call that it got canceled due to the weather.

Really? You came here for nothing?

I didn't introduce myself properly to you.

Oh, my goodness.

Let's make a greeting in a new style for us.

Let's get it. Good.

What will you do?

It's inconvenient to go home and come back.

Since I'm here, I'll do what was already planned.

- What? - Where are the clothes?

In the supply room. I respect you.

Oh, my.

Is she trying to stand out by herself?

She didn't have to direct traffic. Why is she doing that by herself?

You're right.

She also made the party awkward yesterday.

She must like the attention.

I'll send you a signal Tingling

Dad, I'm so excited today.

You're taking me to school,

and mom's already there.

- I wish it was like this every day. - Really?

- Are you happy? - Yes.

That's Mom.

Mom rocks! She looks so cool.

My goodness.

Oh, my. Can you that too, Mom?

Mom, can you do that for us too?

Please?

Let's go.

- I said, let's go! - Yes, ma'am.

Yool, how was your day?

Every day is the same at the preschool, you know.

How was the party, Mom?

Did you eat good food?

I just saw some plates and danced a little.

You danced? What kind of dance?

But judging from people's faces,

I don't think they liked it that much.

What kind of dance was it?

Show me.

You want to see it? If that's the case...

Oh, my. You really rock, Mom. You're such a good dancer.

Why aren't you in bed...

What are you guys doing?

Dad, dance with us.

Mom is an amazing dancer.

Yool is having a great time.

What on earth are you doing in front of a kid?

Dad, just once. Please?

Dance with us just once.

Well, how do I do this dance?

Everyone, move your hips to the beat.

What? Like this?

The Elegance Mother Committee meeting is about to start.

Today's meeting has been canceled.

Is it because of the rain?

It'll be better for you to just think that.

You're sure this time, right?

I'm an Elegance Mother.

- Just... - Just finish it up well.

I should just do it.

Do Hye. You don't like me, right?

Me? Did you read my mind or what?

Do you have some time now?

You have to wait for Yool anyway.

Happy birthday, dear Mr. Kwon

No.

Have you ever seen a sad hyena...

wandering the city on the lookout for a cyborg?

Let me tell you something.

The AI robot looks exactly like your wife.

I'm just a little concerned.

That guy from the orientation!

"That guy"?

I'm Professor Choi Go Bong.

A professor?

I can't get you out of my mind.

You need to take responsibility for it.

I'll take responsibility for something else.

Mi So, you...

Oh, you have to kiss Mom too.

I have to do it.

Take good care of me,

Go Bong.

I can't hold back anymore.

(Borg Mom)