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That's really pretty.

Really?

That's good.

To be honest,

Young Cheol told me to buy you...

panties smaller than my palms.

That's ridiculous.

How will you cover...

anything with those thin strings?

Go Bong, thank you so much.

I love it.

How does it look? Does it look good on me?

Well,

it looks like it was made for you.

Really?

Then I'll only wear this when I meet you.

I'm never going to take it off.

Mi So,

you need to keep that promise.

If you don't, I'm going to scold you.

How will you scold me?

Like this?

What's this? Is this a dream?

No, this can't be.

Mi So, don't do this to me.

(Young Cheol)

Why did you call me so early in the morning?

Why are you so annoyed in the early morning?

I called because I was curious...

about how Yool went to Buckingham Preschool.

Oh, I forgot.

Yool's preschool. I'm hanging up.

Oh, my.

Yool.

(I'm going to the preschool. Please make a lot of siblings.)

Yool, that brat. Siblings, my foot.

What if he gets lost? How could he go by himself?

What is Borg Mom doing right now?

Borg Mom, what are you doing?

You're going to be busy from tomorrow,

so turn your power off and boost charge.

Okay, Go Bong.

Good night.

I forgot.

I am finished loading.

Borg Mom, it's an emergency.

Yool went to preschool by himself.

We need to follow him.

What am I doing on his first day of school?

We need to prepare quickly.

You're already done.

I also have my lubricant and supplementary batteries.

I am done getting ready to go out.

Okay. Anyway,

you should go first.

That won't be a problem, right?

Hello, is this Buckingham Preschool?

Yes, it is.

That's good.

Thank you.

Where is your mom? Why are you here all alone?

- Yool. - Mom.

Mom.

Look at her fashion style.

How could someone like her join Elegance Mother Committee?

I can't believe this.

(Curiosity: 100 percent)

(Analysis complete!)

(Curiosity: 100 percent)

(Analysis complete!)

(Wariness: 100 percent)

(Analysis complete!)

(Hatred: 95 percent, Fear: 5 percent)

(Analysis complete!)

(Borg Mom)

(A wrong encounter has been logged in.)

You can prepare for him according to the application I informed you of.

Please contact me anytime if you have any questions.

All right. Yool's English name is Borg.

Please look after him.

Okay.

Hey, Borg. Say goodbye to your mom.

Mom, I'll be good at school.

All right. Have fun, and see you later.

Let's go meet new friends.

Okay.

Oh, my. Nice to meet you.

I'm Coco's mom, and she's in a seven-year-old class.

I manage a small luxury goods shop...

near here that is about 330m².

Nice to meet you. I am Yool's mom, Borg's mom.

Borg.

I love that word.

It's similar to my favorite fashion magazine.

This is the mother of fraternal twins,

George and Grace.

(Tension: 30 percent, Wariness: 20 percent, Hatred: 50 percent)

(Analysis complete!)

Does she remember me?

Nice to meet you.

You can just call her Do Hye.

She's a famous artist.

Do you know Royal Hospital in Gangnam?

Her husband is the section head of the surgery department.

Her in-laws are politicians.

And she is...

Don't you know me?

- No. - It's because of the sunglasses.

Do you still not recognize me?

I don't know you.

She's so polite.

She's considerate to celebrities.

You don't have to.

She was a member of Cola Girls.

She thinks she's a queen now.

She's the number one sponsored blogger by luxury goods in Korea.

She is Audrey's mother, Soo Ji.

(Cola Girls)

3 fairies who entered the entertainment world in 2004.

The members of Cola Girls all had figures like Coke bottles.

I knew you would know.

Nice to meet you. I'm Soo Ji.

Do you want my autograph? Wait a minute.

I don't need it.

Where's my pen? I don't have a pen now.

Why don't we stop here...

and continue to our conversation at my shop?

I'll take care of this.

Gwi Nam.

Only the members of our committee are invited to chat.

I didn't say I was going to join you.

I was just heading to the same direction.

I'll get going as I'm not a member of your committee.

Oh, right. You have been accepted...

as a member of our committee since yesterday.

Your committee?

But I have never applied to become a member. Who applied for me?

It was us of course.

Starting from now, you'll feel proud that you're...

part of our committee.

Why don't we discuss this in detail...

as we enjoy our afternoon tea?

What are you staring at?

What is it? Why are you staring at it so hard?

I'm monitoring Borg Mom.

I'm checking to see if there are any problems.

No way.

Is she already getting along with other moms?

Yes, her most important simulation is the socializing skills.

So far, her actions and judgment seem quite smooth.

Look at these moms' outfits.

The prices of those outfits are almost as high as an imported car.

She put on a good outfit too, right?

I didn't check that far.

That's all right.

She wouldn't lose out to other moms though.

She literally has the best intelligence.

Goodness, but these moms are no joke.

I think this is some kind of a committee at the preschool.

I think the name was Elegance or something like that.

No way!

Are you telling me that Borg Mom became a member of the committee?

What is that committee? Do you know about it?

Of course. I used to go out with this lady,

and she was a single parent at this preschool.

What's your deal?

Is that why you sent Yool here?

Come on. No matter how he got there,

Yool studies at the best preschool. Isn't that what matters the most?

Come on. Just keep monitoring.

Goodness.

Gosh.

- William! - William!

Go!

- Go for it! - Go for it!

- William, go for it! - William, go for it!

Hey, William just looked at me.

I think he's going to throw at me.

Let go of me. If you don't, both of us will be out.

Hey, I'm scared!

Are you okay?

Thank you. Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Uncle Young Cheol once told me this.

"Men must always protect women."

What was your name again?

It's Choi Yool. I go by Borg here.

Borg?

I feel like I'm on a pirate ship ride.

Hey, that's mine.

I didn't say it was mine.

Here you go. Men must do this for the ladies.

Thank you.

But I'm going to eat this part.

My heart is racing.

What are you doing?

There was a bug behind you.

- A bug? - I was worried it might bite you.

It's gone now.

Aren't they beautiful?

All right.

(Buckingham Preschool, Age 7)

(George, Grace, Coco, Audrey, William...)

Do Do Hye, George's mom.

Porcelain art instructor. Her in-law is a member of the Congress.

Special trait. She's the leader of the committee.

She only speaks one syllable to talk.

(A designer bag recognizes its deserving owner.)

Koo Seol Soo Ji, Audrey's mom.

Former member of Cola Girls and famous power blogger.

Special trait. She's ranked third in the committee.

Boo Ti Na, Coco's mom.

She runs a high-end boutique shop.

Special trait. She's ranked second in the committee.

She tries to sound sophisticated when she talks.

Are there any items you need from my shop?

It's just that your outfit looks very plain.

I'm fine.

What's the tea for today?

I selected this sweet, Korean drink...

with two spoons of each ingredient...

just for today.

What?

I'm saying...

You're saying that you selected...

sweet instant coffee with the best ratio of sugar and cream.

Goodness.

(You selected sweet instant coffee with the best ratio.)

You're the first mom who actually understood...

my witty remark.

I almost forgot.

What is this water?

You don't like the coffee I prepared for you?

No, I have my own drink.

I only drink this. I'm sorry.

Is that a new type of mineral water?

Where's that imported from?

(Danger! Guard the lubricant!)

(Guard the lubricant!)

I'm sorry.

She shouldn't have done that!

Why did she do that? What's that water anyway?

These are bottles of lubricant.

As people need water,

you need to drink this if you want to move without any problem.

It's better if you drink this often as you carry it around with you.

But other people mustn't drink this.

Yes, Go Bong. I understand.

Fine. I get it.

You're quite fussier than I thought you'd be.

I get it. Everyone gets very protective for something.

I get very protective in front of these designer bags.

I understand.

Did your skin improve from drinking that water?

Where do you get your skin treatment?

In Germany.

I knew it.

Didn't you get a boob job too?

Yes.

Her boobs! Her breasts aren't just ordinary.

Go Bong.

Be honest with me. I'm right, aren't I?

What?

I have a feeling that her breasts are bigger than your deceased wife.

You said it wasn't true when we were monitoring.

You know how sensitive I get about women's breasts and bottom size.

Stop it.

It was just a fantasy that Mi So had.

So when I was making her,

it just happened that way. Are you happy?

I got it.

I guess your fantasy and personal feelings contributed in making her.

I'll keep that to myself.

Okay. Thank you.

Where did you get your breasts done?

They look so natural.

I imported them from France for the surgery.

Is it true her skin is from Germany, and her breasts are from France?

Yes.

Her breasts are from this famous research team. They put...

all their heart into every drop of the special silicon.

In other words, they're the best.

I knew it.

Bravo.

Goodness, you're so cool.

You're quite broad-minded.

A lot of people deny getting plastic surgery these days.

Isn't that true?

What do you mean?

I just did some cosmetic procedures since they were sponsored.

I didn't do any plastic surgery.

Soo Ji's not the only one.

It's also the same for us.

Do Hye, isn't that right?

Didn't you do both procedures and plastic surgery?

Is she doing that on purpose?

Are you okay?

Goodness. Borg's mom.

You're saying that because...

Do Hye looks perfect like she had plastic surgery.

Soo Ji, weren't we supposed to go somewhere?

I'm not sure if you know.

I heard that British style spas are popular these days.

I reserved that for us.

Okay, you're so trendy.

That's why people say...

that if you follow a trendy friend,

you'll go to hot places in Gangnam.

(If you follow a trendy friend, you'll go to hot places in Gangnam.)

You'll go to Gangnam if you follow your friend.

(You'll go to Gangnam if you follow your friend.)

That's unbelievable.

Borg's mom, great job. You're really good.

Everyone's going, right?

- No. - No.

Do you two have appointments?

- Yes. - Yes.

- Anyway, - Anyway,

I'm so happy that Borg's mom became an Elegance Mother.

From...

From now on, we will expect...

activities fit for Elegance Mother's class and honor from you.

Goodbye.

Goodbye. I also need to go.

Okay, goodbye.

Doesn't Do Hye seem strange today?

She looks a little uneasy.

You're right.

Borg's mom...

also looks stiff.

Why? I really like her.

Let's forget about Borg's mom.

Do Hye always goes everywhere with us except spas.

Why do you think she does that?

I heard that she has a perfect spa in her house.

There's no reason for her to go.

How perfect can it be to not go to a spa with us?

Ma'am, the water is ready.

Borg's mom?

Borg Mom, are you washing?

Are you washing?

Yes, what about Yool?

He's playing with Young Cheol.

Can I go...

in now?

Not yet.

Go Bong.

Yes?

Come in.

I'm ready.

I'm also ready.

Oh, my. You can't feel it, right?

You need to be careful.

You can't get wet.

What should I do...

since you're wet?

I'm okay.

As long as your memory chip doesn't get wet.

You always have to be careful of the memory chip...

in the crown of your head. It can't get wet.

(Memory chip)

Why did you recognize...

hatred from Do Hye?

I don't know. I have no idea.

Is it an error?

It's strange that an error occurs only on Do Hye.

Let's check to be sure.

Okay.

Are you possessed by a lewd spirit? Go away.

I'm not lonely.

I'm not lonely at all.

I'm calm.

I'm calm.

(Eagle position)

I will conquer you.

(They are testing my temper.)

Who moved in upstairs?

Who on earth is it?

What is this, a trick or treat?

What?

Excuse me.

Why do you guys keep making so much noise from yesterday?

I'm sorry.

I should have been more careful.

Haven't we met before?

You're right. I'm...

I remember you from the club.

We danced together.

What?

I've never danced with you. What nonsense is this?

You look like a punk weasel.

What?

Dad, we're in trouble.

Hurry, the lady who lives downstairs came up to attack us...

because Young Cheol was so loud. Hurry.

What are you talking about?

Borg Mom, stay with Yool.

Mom, you should hide here.

Can you be by yourself?

Men should end this war.

Attack!

Yes, I called you a weasel.

I called you a punk weasel.

You must have met a rich woman to be able to afford this place.

- Are you serious? - What is happening?

I always lived by the words...

to never hit a woman.

I can't believe this.

She's here to complain about the noise,

but she called me a weasel.

- That's about 90 percent right. - You're right.

Anyway,

we will be more careful not to make much noise.

I'm sorry that you had to come this far.

Goodbye.

I'm not going anywhere.

You two men are ignoring and disregarding me...

because I live alone.

Young Cheol, did you know that she lives alone?

I didn't know.

I thought I recognized her...

because she looked familiar.

Dad. Young Cheol.

What's the situation like?

Borg's mom?

Soo Ji, what brings you here?

Borg's mom, did you move here recently?

Yes.

My gosh, we're neighbors!

Don't you think this is more like a commotion...

than a meet-and-greet?

Yes, it looks like it got pretty intense.

I met her at Buckingham Preschool. Her name is Koo Seol Soo Ji,

and she's Audrey's mom.

- Cola Girls? - Cola Girls!

Yes, that's right. I'm the former member of Cola Girls,

Koo Seol Soo Ji.

For your information, I did not grind on you at some club.

No, I totally have met her before somewhere.

Anyway,

since our kids attend the same preschool,

we should end this on a good note.

Sorry I called you a weasel.

I take it back.

I'd appreciate it if you can try to be more careful from now on.

See you around.

I might look familiar to you because I'm a celebrity.

Never mind if that's not the case.

Let's go in too.

Don't you have to go home?

Yes, you should go home.

Being your playmate is tiring me out.

Hey, it's the other way around. I was being a playmate to you.

Well, goodbye, then.

Fine, I'll go home.

They're the ones who asked me to come over.

Gosh, I'm so mad.

It's hurting.

I'm in pain.

My tummy hurts.

Where? Your tummy is hurting? How does it hurt?

I don't know.

It's just hurting everywhere.

I'm in pain.

(Truth: 0 percent, Lie: 100 percent)

You little bugger. You're faking it, aren't you?

- I know that you are! - Gosh!

How did you know?

I want to sleep beside Mom tonight.

Sure, that's fine. I'll sleep in your room.

No, no.

You too. I want the three of us to hold each other like this.

Can't we?

My son, Yool...

When did you grow up so much?

I'm Borg Mom.

Borg Mom, where's Yool?

He woke up at around 7am and went back to his room.

Anyway, if he went back to his room, you should go back to your spot...

and charge yourself or something.

What?

What is it? What are you doing?

Wiping the sleep from your eyes. Done.

Wiping your drool. Done.

Mom, I put on my uniform!

I will get ready to take Yool to his preschool.

Oh, okay.

Did you two talk about what you'd wear today?

She cried her eyes out because...

she didn't want to wear the uniform today.

Hey, aren't we going in?

We will. Just a moment though.

George, do I look pretty?

Yes, let's go in.

Hello.

My gosh, Coco and Grace.

Whom are you trying to impress with those dresses today?

You two look so adorable.

No way.

What are you talking about? I think they look adorable.

Mom, Audrey is...

Why are they coming together?

Did they fight? Why are they crying?

I have no idea. They burst into tears out of the blue.

Well, why did Borg and Audrey come together?

They actually live in the unit above me.

We're neighbors.

Oh, girls... How childish.

They're so childish.

My gosh.

Why are they bawling their eyes out?

Well, I guess all kids are like that.

Audrey, I'll see you later. Bye!

Have a good day, Yool.

- Bye. - Bye.

I'll get going, then.

- Wait. - Wait!

Borg's mom, where are you going?

We have to go to an important place together.

Where?

Trying to let you know

Giving you a sign, sending you a signal

I must let you know

Giving you a sign, sending you a signal

Trying to let you know

Giving you a sign, sending you a signal

Gosh, what on earth is he doing?

I read on a blog on my way here...

that the spirit he channels...

used to be a crazy fan...

of idol groups.

You're the famous channeler,

Mr. Fan, right?

I'm the one who can foresee your future, it's me, it's me

You came to the right place, it's me, it's me

- Let's go in. - All right.

Excuse me.

We want to get a reading from you to see if all of us,

Elegance Mothers, can get along well.

(Koo Seol Soo Ji, December 21, 1986, 3:25pm)

I'll take a look at your birth charts first.

Fire, water, trees, gold, and earth. Let's see.

A, B, C, and D...

You ladies are like water and fire, or water and oil,

which can't be mixed. In other words, you're polar opposites,

but it looks like you got together out of need.

You're new to this group, aren't you?

- Oh, my. - Gosh, he's so good.

Your birth element...

out of the five elements is gold.

I'm sensing a strong gold energy from you.

Yes, gold. That's all I see in your birth chart.

Think about this.

You must know the saying, "Strike the iron while it's hot."

In order for everything to go well for your child and husband,

you need heat. In other words, you need fire.

Who has a lot of fire energy?

Yes.

You need to be glued to this lady to benefit from her fire energy.

Everything will go well for you and your family if you do as she says.

What about us? Is she compatible with us?

Earth revolves around the sun, right?

If all of you respect this lady here as the leader of the group,

all things will be fine.

Your reading is wrong.

(Lee Mi So, January 8, 1986, fire melts gold)

(Analysis complete!)

According to our birth charts,

the incompatibility rate is about 97 percent.

Fire melts gold. In other words, we are extremely incompatible.

In layman's terms, spending a lot of time with Do Hye...

might put me in danger.

You witch!

This is a sacred shrine.

How dare you make such a remark!

You know nothing about how this works.

I do know how this works.

The deities are going to get angry.

My blood and tear

This is my last dance

Take them all

Take them

My blood and tear

It's out.

Hold on.

What is this?

The deity is telling me that...

a woman without her spirit is walking around.

Who are you?

I am...

Borg's mom.

I won't accept your groundless claims.

Bye now.

Sorry. I'm sorry.

Bye.

I'm disappointed.

I'm sorry.

But you should be careful of that woman. She's unusual.

I can't see her future at all.

Is it worse than mine?

She doesn't belong to this world.

This is creeping me out.

I should wait for other customers now.

Giving you a sign, sending you a signal

I must let you know

Giving you a sign, sending you a signal

I must let you know

I haven't seen anyone like him. He's refreshing.

But he's not that accurate. He's no pair of tweezers.

Tweezers?

I meant that he can't tell our fortunes well.

By the way, you should come to the party today.

"Breaking of the passion and innocence."

"An opening party for porcelain art exhibition of Do Do Hye."

The dress code.

Only members of our committee have a dress code to follow.

We chose greenery as it's the trendy color of this season.

Wear an outfit in vivid greenery.

And let's have a party today.

You can come to the party at 6pm later, right?

I need to have dinner with Yool at 6pm.

So I don't think I can join the party.

I get it. You don't have much time left.

How can you find a dress on short notice and come to the party?

It's not like you can come in that outfit.

Depending on your attendance today,

it will determine your future, whether it become a good one or not.

Do as you please.

(Importance of fitting in the preschool)

(Attend the party!)

I'll attend today's important party.

Okay.

Then join us later.

Okay. I will see you 4 hours, 58 minutes, and 42 seconds.

It usually takes about a month to pick out a dress and get ready...

for a party like this one.

I wonder if she will look presentable enough for the party.

Let's go.

Dress code?

Greenery?

Okay. I got it.

Hey, hello.

Do you have a greenery dress?

Green?

No, I said a greenery dress.

No, I don't want a dress in green. I want a greenery dress.

That's a green dress?

Anyhow, can you...

prepare me a dress in greenery?

I'm just observing Borg Mom.

But I feel like I was on a roller coaster back to back.

Great. Borg Mom's ability in adapting to situations...

and dealing the problems is improving.

This is excellent.

Young Cheol, let's get going too.

I should pick out a dress for her. I know a few things about fashion.

I'm going grocery shopping.

I have to cook dinner for Yool.

You're not going to help her?

Don't worry. She can handle this.

It's Borg Mom we're talking about.

She's going to take care of this well on her own.

What should I cook for my son?

Go Bong! I want pork belly with kimchi!

I have 4 hours, 57 minutes, and 27 seconds.

The limited edition dress isn't available since it was sold out.

This can't be reproduced as a famous designer created it.

Since there are no knockoffs of this dress in Korea,

it's decided that I will make it on my own.

(Opening Party for Porcelain Art Exhibition of Do Do Hye)

(Congratulations on your exhibition.)

Hello.

Oh, my. That's my type.

I guess you are invited as well.

Yes, I work nights too.

- You work nights? - Watch me later.

Oh, look at the time.

Bye.

You're so beautiful today.

The members of Elegance Mother Committee are here.

They are?

But there's a problem.

Why? Is there something wrong with me?

No, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about Borg's mom.

I think she's in big trouble.

Now that I built up a perfect life,

and the world is at my feet,

how dare you show up in front of me?

You wouldn't know about what happened.

Thank you.

Please accept them. They are yours.

Lee Mi So.

It's me who can love you genuinely.

You're totally ugly.

Shut your mouth!

I want you to go through what I went through.

I'll make you feel what it means to have your heart broken.

The first stage of the trap.

Do you dance?

Dance passionately.

For my son's happy life at the preschool.

I will let my bottom do the work...

and liven up the mood.

- Oh, my. - Goodness.

Mom! You're the best. You're awesome!

With that pretty face of yours,

you're going to act like you're better than me?

All of my crushes during my schooldays were completely ruined...

because of some trash named, Lee Mi So.