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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,708 The oil crisis devastates the Spanish tourism industry. 2 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:13,673 More than 900,000 Spaniards are out of work. 3 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,359 Franco, now 81 years old, 4 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:21,512 is hospitalized critically ill. 5 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:06,716 Damn this thing! 6 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:10,676 The doorman's brought up a young man named Pablo asking for you. 7 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,155 Let him in. 8 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,550 I can't if the masters aren't home. 9 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,438 He's my son, he's here to help me. 10 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:17,953 If there's trouble... 11 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,998 What the fuck are you talking about? Let him in! 12 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,479 He looks awful. 13 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,232 What do you mean, awful? 14 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:25,430 Pablo! 15 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,875 Come in! I'm at the end of the hall! 16 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,234 Whatever! 17 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:36,119 So he's your son? 18 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:37,110 Yes, sir. 19 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:40,113 - Teach him some manners. - Sorry. 20 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:43,517 His father should be sorry. I wash my hands of it. 21 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,911 Yeah, honey. Go and wash them. 22 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:52,277 I told you not to go to the protest, to come straight here. 23 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,550 Who the hell did that to you? 24 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,517 Nobody, Dad. I fell, that's all. 25 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:58,954 You fell? 26 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:03,559 Do me a favor. Go in the bathroom, grab the bar of soap, wet it 27 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,439 and rub the wire with the soap. 28 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,230 Antonita de la Puebla's soap? 29 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,231 Yeah, it won't bite you. 30 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,912 It's Heno de Pravia. 31 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,076 Rub it well, especially the tip. 32 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:24,991 See if that works. I've wasted the whole morning on this shit. 33 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:27,874 It smells great. 34 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,070 Dad... 35 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:29,990 What? 36 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:31,593 What about my trip? 37 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,751 How much was the InterRail pass? 38 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:36,195 5,366 pesetas. 39 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,351 Well, 5,300. I'll cover the 66. 40 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,351 Thanks, how generous. 41 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:41,509 Well then? 42 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,515 Can't you see I'm working on a Sunday to make squat? 43 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,876 - Hello. - Hello, ma'am. 44 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,589 What a mess! 45 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:58,389 The electrician made me let in his son. I didn't want to. 46 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,438 He obviously just got beat up by the police. 47 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,439 Hello, Martin. And company. 48 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:07,110 I asked my son to help me out. Say hello, Pablo. 49 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,017 Hello. 50 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,752 Hello. Handsome kid. 51 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,832 I was thinking of fixing him up with the maid. 52 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,149 Dad! 53 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,990 Look, Martin. I don't want any trouble. 54 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,071 The doorman said he wouldn't let him in. 55 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,310 And your son called him a fascist. 56 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,710 Well, you know how kids are. 57 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:27,395 Well, the "kids" are wreaking havoc at the university. 58 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,597 I'm surrounded by Reds, damn it! 59 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,717 Jesus Christ, what did Franco do to you people? 60 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,553 The poor man is ill, for God's sake. 61 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:41,235 The doorman couldn't join the army because he was overweight. 62 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,549 Tell me about it! 63 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,354 Never worked a day in her life. 64 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,232 But she sure can sing! 65 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,710 Dona Antonita, would you sign a photo for my wife? 66 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,190 Stick that photo up your ass! 67 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,757 Why the hell do you consort with those people? 68 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,388 And now this. 69 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,631 You're a bundle of joy, son. 70 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:07,237 I told you, Martin. I told you not to let him get a passport. 71 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,755 What was I thinking when I took you to Switzerland? 72 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,194 I'm going other places, Mom. 73 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:14,998 That's baloney. 74 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,357 You think I'm stupid? You want to go back to Uzwil. 75 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,630 What's so great about Uzwil? 76 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,360 We could have a great summer in Torrevieja. 77 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,919 Your mother is right. 78 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,553 - Have you got Marcos' address? - Yeah. 79 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:31,508 Okay. When you get to Uzwil, go straight to his house. 80 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:32,749 It's already decided? 81 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,239 Oh, one thing. 82 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,592 Your first cervela with spicy mustard, in my honor. 83 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:42,349 That's what I miss most. Cervelas with spicy mustard. 84 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,275 I wish I could go with him. 85 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,714 Another one! 86 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,399 Things here are a mess. 87 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,757 There's another strike at the factory next week. 88 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:58,037 What do you say? Should we pack up and move back to Switzerland? 89 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,758 Don't even joke like that. 90 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,479 The shame of it. 91 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,517 Moving back after all these years... 92 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,675 Who's he going with, may I ask? 93 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:13,150 Juan, the mountain climber. Nice kid, very healthy. 94 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,549 Yeah. 95 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:18,472 It must have been an apartment on this floor. 96 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,359 If my husband catches whoever it is, he'll kill him. 97 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:24,193 He must live here. He knows our routine. 98 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,749 When I change clothes, when I get home... 99 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:30,748 A neighbor hanging from a rope just to see you naked? 100 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,439 He must be crazy! 101 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,030 Or a thief. That's it, a thief. 102 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,397 Don't worry about it. And don't tell your husband. 103 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,393 - Who knows where he might be. - Right. 104 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:50,439 Next time you hang off the balcony to see a naked neighbor 105 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,397 I'll chop your nuts off! 106 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,398 I swear it! 107 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,000 It's upside down, you idiot! 108 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,470 Yes, Luisa. Don't worry. 109 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:08,594 My father will help you get a spot at the country club. 110 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,479 - Thank you. I'm broke this year. - Then come. 111 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,371 Sorry. 112 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,636 Knock before you come in, sweetie. 113 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:21,949 I'm leaving, Auntie. 114 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:25,512 I know, your dad called and said to give you money. 115 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,113 What nerve! 116 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,431 All that money doing odd jobs, I bet he didn't give you a dime. 117 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:31,715 He paid for my trip. 118 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,472 Here's 5,000 pesetas. 119 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:36,871 But send me a postcard from everywhere you visit. 120 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,998 With pretty stamps, they're for this lady's father. 121 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,116 He'll be delighted. 122 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:43,549 By the way, Luisa. 123 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,317 Your nephew is adorable. 124 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,949 Yes. 125 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:51,834 Yeah! 126 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,797 I see he likes you, too. 127 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:56,475 God... 128 00:07:56,640 --> 00:08:00,474 Here, squirt. And your mom thinks you're still just a boy... 129 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:03,871 You'll have a rotten time. Be careful, Pablo. 130 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,992 Pablo, what's going on? 131 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:40,192 Excuse me, I don't understand. Do you speak German? 132 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,753 This train goes to Vienna tomorrow and stops in St. Gallen. 133 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,070 We'll get off and take the train to Uzwil. 134 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,470 They let us sleep here instead of the waiting room. 135 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,119 Just like that? 136 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:05,033 This is first class. Awesome! 137 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,079 You dropped something. 138 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:11,317 - Just two francs. - Two francs are 40 pesetas. 139 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:13,629 Damn! 140 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,958 We're in Switzerland. 141 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,634 The French part, but Switzerland. 142 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,959 It smells like a pigsty in here! 143 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,712 That's my seat! 144 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,872 We're in Innsbruk! 145 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:41,799 - Juan, wake up! - What? 146 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,679 We passed Switzerland, we're in Austria. Come on! 147 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,190 Ramirez residence! 148 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,115 Martin? 149 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,558 Martin from Spain? 150 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,950 Martin, it's me, Mari Carmen! 151 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:08,838 How silly of me! You're the one calling us! 152 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,068 What a surprise! 153 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,077 Marcos is working. 154 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:14,595 Pablo? 155 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,035 Of course, Pablito, your son. 156 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,191 No, he isn't here. 157 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:20,794 How should I know? 158 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:24,597 The stupid woman doesn't understand me! 159 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,876 You don't know where my son is? 160 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,519 Pablo, yes. 161 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,191 Isn't he staying with you? 162 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:35,353 Don't touch me! Please, Pilar. Sit down, damn it. 163 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:40,510 Mari Carmen, is Pablo in Uzwil? 164 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,113 Was he supposed to come? 165 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:44,398 An InterRail what? 166 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,912 I have no idea, but Marcos should be back any second. 167 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,631 Martin! It's here! 168 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,519 Did he just get there? 169 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,075 It's here! 170 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:57,789 - Did Pablo just get there? - Mari Carmen! Did he just get there? 171 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,559 Mrs. Petre! 172 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,159 She started screaming. 173 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,868 Always overdoing it. She never liked Pablo that much. 174 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:08,316 No, no, no. She's calling a Mrs. Petre. 175 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,198 Mrs. Petre! 176 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:12,994 Mari Carmen! 177 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,154 Switzerland is so small we missed it. 178 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,311 I'd like to see Vienna. 179 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,589 Forget Vienna, we're going to Uzwil. 180 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,552 You and your damn town. 181 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,109 Wouldn't Vienna be better than Uzwil? 182 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:34,078 - We made an itinerary. - No, you did. 183 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:38,309 Besides, if Vienna is so close... Vienna is beautiful. 184 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,869 So is New York, and we aren't going. 185 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:49,312 I'm not going to Vienna because I don't feel like it. 186 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:50,595 Oh, yeah? 187 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:51,915 Go ahead. 188 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:53,675 It's that way. 189 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,109 - That way? - Yeah. 190 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,918 Here, go to Switzerland. 191 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,029 Switzerland, no. Me, Vienna. 192 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,280 Pablo, can you come over here for a second? 193 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:30,430 What's up? 194 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,634 They're lost. 195 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,469 No, no. 196 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,835 Switzerland is that way, Vienna is that way. 197 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:43,990 Are you sure? 198 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:52,989 Can you take me? 199 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,471 So you're coming to Vienna? 200 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,991 Are you getting in or not? 201 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,672 Sure, okay. 202 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,549 Tell me the truth. Are we going to Switzerland? 203 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:15,994 Yes, we are. 204 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:19,630 We always do what you want! Fucking Switzerland! 205 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,552 Take it easy, Mari Carmen. 206 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,916 It's okay, breathe normally. 207 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,190 This time your mother should be here. 208 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,794 But the baby had to arrive early... 209 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,271 And she wanted you to have it in Spain. No, ma'am. 210 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,159 The hospitals are much better here. 211 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,231 Even Sophia Loren has her babies here. 212 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:43,473 I don't want to see my mother. What a woman! No, thank you. 213 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:44,755 Okay, relax. 214 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,998 This doctor will take great care of you. 215 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,075 What? 216 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:54,708 He's my doctor? 217 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:56,550 Oh my God! 218 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:57,914 But he's black. 219 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,116 He's from Equatorial Guinea. 220 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,793 He speaks Spanish very well. 221 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,598 Yes, I'm black. Is there a problem? 222 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,079 No, no. 223 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:09,110 I'm just surprised you speak so well, being black and all. 224 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:14,229 But a Swiss doctor would be fine, even if he doesn't speak Spanish. 225 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,158 He practices here. 226 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,639 Practicing, even worse! 227 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:18,950 What? 228 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,395 No, I forgot. 229 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,676 Martin called, looking for his son. 230 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:24,829 From Spain? 231 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,036 Yeah, from Spain. Well, I think so. 232 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,599 Excuse me. 233 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,638 Shall we do this or not? It can't wait. 234 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,598 - Is Pablito lost? - He mentioned an inter... 235 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,990 Internment? Maybe he ran away! 236 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:37,956 I don't think so. 237 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,759 Marcos, the doctor is waiting. 238 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:41,989 Please, doctor. 239 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,798 I'm still black, you know. 240 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,075 No offense. 241 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:49,153 With so many tall blondes around, we're all a little black. 242 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,753 Martin, what a guy. 243 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,471 I'd love to see him. 244 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,671 - Mari Carmen. - What? 245 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,391 I just got an idea. 246 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,754 Are you Italian? 247 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,399 No, no. Switzerland. 248 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,795 Swiss people who speak Italian. 249 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,520 - They speak three languages here. - Four. 250 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,029 Three or four? 251 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,794 How should I know? 252 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,632 When I was here it was three. Maybe it's four now. 253 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,391 I thought you spoke French. 254 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,949 Yeah, yeah. 255 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,509 You haven't opened your mouth the whole trip. 256 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,758 - To Uzwil, in St. Gallen. - Uzwil? 257 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:47,796 Yes. 258 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,029 What did she say about Uzwil? That it's ugly? 259 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,634 What are you talking about? Just shut up. 260 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,513 - She invited us to their house. - What do we do? 261 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,751 Well, it's pouring rain... 262 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:16,353 - The countryside is just like it. - Just like what? 263 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,112 My town. 264 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,194 You're from Madrid, kid. 265 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,751 You were headed the wrong way. What a mistake! 266 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,559 Wait till I tell the guys back home. 267 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,876 He was headed the wrong way! 268 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,953 My name is Rita. 269 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,230 And you? What are your names? 270 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,675 I'm Chirp, and he's Chirp Chirp. 271 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,035 - What? - She called us birds. 272 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,272 Sorry about that, it was only a... 273 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,032 - A joke! - That's right. 274 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,196 A joke. 275 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,668 Don't be offended, gentlemen. 276 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,198 Well, boys. 277 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,834 What did he say? 278 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,911 That the bathroom's upstairs. 279 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:56,795 You smell that? 280 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,072 Not that. The wood, it's centuries old. 281 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,559 I love it. 282 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,916 It makes me a little dizzy. 283 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,551 You like the house at least... 284 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,957 Sure, it's like a fairy tale. And they're super nice. 285 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,191 I'm going to brush my teeth. 286 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,838 You'll never believe it... 287 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,278 Where did you get that? 288 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,749 From the closet. Look, there's another one. 289 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:16,835 You see that? 290 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,072 They're armed! 291 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,594 Holy shit! 292 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,319 Oh, I know why... 293 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,395 You hear that? 294 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,596 It's Pietro with Lucia. 295 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,274 Or with them both. They're hippies... 296 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,874 No, Juan. It can't be Rita. 297 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:47,318 I just saw her in the bathroom. She brushed my teeth! 298 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,993 With her tongue. 299 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,798 No, with my brush. 300 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,111 - Your toothbrush? - Yeah. 301 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,396 You couldn't brush them yourself? 302 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,757 No, she took my brush and started brushing my teeth 303 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,277 and she kissed my hand. 304 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,796 What, you don't believe me? 305 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,235 Then she said good night, right? 306 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,233 She treated you like a little boy. She thinks she's your mom. 307 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,197 - She's not that old. - Yes, she is. 308 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,271 She's just hot, that's all. 309 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:21,199 I really dig older women. 310 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,992 Why didn't you make a move? 311 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,795 I don't know. Maybe she wasn't looking for action. 312 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:30,033 You think she goes around brushing everyone's teeth? 313 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,592 If she brushes mine, she's in for a surprise. 314 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:37,995 What is this? 315 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,318 Get under it. It's like a blanket, but with feathers. 316 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:44,711 - They don't have blankets here. - They're too weird. 317 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,479 Hortensia! 318 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,873 Hortensia! 319 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,519 We're taking a siesta! 320 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,877 Oh, sorry. Do you know where Hortensia lives? 321 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,515 Shut up, asshole! 322 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,349 Watch what you say about your dad! 323 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,354 Want me to come down there and smack you? 324 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,953 You don't have the balls! 325 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,759 Shut up, Julian! He's a friend of my daughter's. 326 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,631 Hi, Hortensia. I'm here to see you. 327 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,711 I figured. Come on up. 328 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,475 Damn... 329 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,152 Sorry I can't let you in, but... 330 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:35,438 my husband's still in bed, he came home happy last night. 331 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,319 What brings you to this neighborhood? 332 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,519 Well, I called Switzerland yesterday 333 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,508 and Marcos told me to come by and tell you 334 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,558 that Mari Carmen just had a baby girl! 335 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,031 Oh, my goodness! 336 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,835 My daughter... 337 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,269 A baby girl! 338 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,152 She's early. 339 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:59,309 Why didn't they call me at the phone in the bar? 340 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,558 Oh, he said you take too long to get down there 341 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,871 and the call costs too much. We didn't know she was pregnant. 342 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,677 What a cheapskate! With all his money... 343 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,876 Well, the calls do cost a lot. 344 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,311 The four of them are doing great. 345 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:18,519 She should have had it here, in her country, with her family. 346 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,312 When is the baptism? 347 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:22,913 When the mother's ready. 348 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,514 Marcos wants Pilar and me to be the godparents. 349 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,671 I'd love to go back as a tourist. 350 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:31,037 But Pilar's not very excited about going back. 351 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,590 - Is Marcos' mother going? - I doubt it, she's a widow now. 352 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,119 Watch out for her! 353 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,875 She'll do anything if it's free. She's a piece of work. 354 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,156 I haven't seen her in a long time. 355 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,390 When you find out when the baptism is, 356 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,754 let me know. 357 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,798 To send a gift. 358 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:52,273 Okay. If you need anything, you know where to find me. 359 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,757 - Bye, sweetie. - Goodbye. 360 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,631 Shouldn't we close the door? 361 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,273 It was open, wasn't it? 362 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,874 Yeah, but our stuff is inside. 363 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,600 Yeah, somebody might steal our dirty underwear. 364 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,749 Come on! 365 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,674 This is amazing! 366 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,839 Yeah, the landscape is very pretty. 367 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,196 Not the landscape, this. Look. 368 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,237 Eggs, jam, potatoes... 369 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,955 Take whatever you want and leave the money. It's perfect. 370 00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,471 - You're going to steal it? - No, damn it. 371 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:04,189 That they can leave all this here without someone like you taking it. 372 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,156 Right. 373 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,835 If we could do this in Spain, we wouldn't be in such bad shape. 374 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,833 Yeah, amazing. Hey, I'm a little thirsty. 375 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,355 Wait here. 376 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,912 Have you got fresh milk? 377 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,990 He wants fresh milk. 378 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,593 Give him a glass. 379 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,471 I've been here before. That lady looks familiar. 380 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,029 - Did they do something to you? - No. 381 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,552 I don't like milk by itself. 382 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,358 Drink it, we have to go. 383 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,790 He doesn't like milk by itself? 384 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,630 I don't either. Wait. 385 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,832 I think she owned the hostel where my dad stayed. 386 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,675 Before we left, we stopped here to say goodbye. I was with him. 387 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,473 I think he liked her. 388 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,796 No wonder. I really dig older women. 389 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,757 - Are you Spanish? - Yes. 390 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,916 Mom, they're Spanish! 391 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:39,636 Luisa, ma'am! You have a telephone call. 392 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,479 Thanks, Maite! 393 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,915 Your son? 394 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,270 Sure, one came yesterday. 395 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,509 That he's fine 396 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,240 and that he's having a blast. Hey, 397 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,992 when's the baptism? 398 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,229 In Uzwil? 399 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,311 Great, you'll see him there. 400 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,995 Congratulate Maria Carmen and Marcos for me. 401 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,679 Okay. Hey, visit somewhere besides Uzwil, you've... 402 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,115 Hey! You've seen that already! 403 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,271 What? It cut off. 404 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:10,874 What's wrong? 405 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,632 Nothing, my brother... 406 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,873 Hey, your cousin who works in the bank... 407 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,674 Where did you say he was driving to? 408 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,319 Zurich, why? 409 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,629 Zurich... 410 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,754 Rita, there's a couple in our room. 411 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,480 - What are they doing? - What do you think? 412 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,035 You don't like them using your room. 413 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,676 Well, our stuff is in there. Passports, money... 414 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,671 They're the ones who were in our room. 415 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,316 Don't worry, they didn't go in there to rob you. 416 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,515 Alexandra, did you steal anything from these two boys? 417 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,392 Pablo and Juan. 418 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:24,314 Like the apostles. They're Spanish. Her name is Alexandra. 419 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:28,697 What? 420 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:29,909 Have we tried fondue. 421 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,908 No, no. 422 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,399 It smells too strong. 423 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,150 It's melted cheese, typical here. 424 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,032 I don't like cheese. 425 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,553 You don't like anything. 426 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:48,636 He does. 427 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,513 Oh, you speak French? 428 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,591 No, I don't speak English. 429 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,871 What a huge portion. 430 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,913 Thank you, Miss. 431 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,797 Damn, look at all that food. 432 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,478 Look, the Alps! 433 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,717 - The Pyrenees. - Right, the Pyrenees. 434 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,555 The cows look like ants. 435 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,552 I'm Swiss Colombian. 436 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,950 My mom's Colombian and my dad's Swiss. 437 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,439 But I grew up there. 438 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,319 My dad is the CEO of Rolex in Colombia. 439 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,438 He met my mother when he got sent there. 440 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,591 He's the one who insisted I come. 441 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,716 You didn't want to be here? 442 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,514 At first I missed everything. 443 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,393 The people were so cold... 444 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,511 As cold as the weather. 445 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,550 And I got nasty looks for the color of my skin. I still do. 446 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,718 But you're not... 447 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,678 You're not colored. 448 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,910 You mean black, right? 449 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,032 My mother's black. 450 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,472 Well, people like this color in big cities. 451 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,598 But these country folk... are scared of it. 452 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,274 Does it scare you? 453 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,396 Do these hippies like your color? 454 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,710 Don't call them hippies, they don't like it. 455 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,757 We call them alternatives. 456 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,997 They like anything from the south, 457 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,789 from warm countries without modern comforts. 458 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,276 They think having to walk miles to get water from a well 459 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,759 is romantic. 460 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,429 It's funny. 461 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,191 We're still fighting so everyone can have running water... 462 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,990 Down deep, the truth is... 463 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,152 we're ashamed of how well our country works. 464 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:53,313 Yeah, but when something goes wrong, they always run straight home. 465 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,710 I'm ashamed of my country too, but for the opposite reason. 466 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,117 Hey, you speak Spanish really well. 467 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,471 Better than you do. I learned in Salamanca. 468 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,109 Oh, right. 469 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,435 Salamanca. 470 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,990 Pablo, try it. 471 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:21,788 It's not tobacco. 472 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:23,954 This is better. 473 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,872 It's Colombian. 474 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,833 It has sunshine. 475 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:29,833 No, I don't... 476 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,196 It has sunshine! 477 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,551 No, I don't want any. 478 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,954 You're not worried about people smoking joints 479 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,031 in a house full of guns? 480 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,998 Can you imagine every Spaniard with a rifle? 481 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:49,039 They keep their uniforms and rifles until they're 50. 482 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,351 Their military service lasts a lifetime. 483 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:56,115 - When are we going to your town? - It's near here, but... 484 00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,593 I like it here. 485 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,234 Pablo, don't get hung up 486 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,631 on that chick. Can't you see they're fooling around? 487 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,156 Well, everybody fools around with everybody here. 488 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,397 How old is the other one? You think she's into me? 489 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,994 They met in a kibbutz in Israel. 490 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,431 You think they're an item? 491 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,753 I'll go in there, hit on her and we'll find out. 492 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,354 - You don't have the balls. - What? 493 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,795 - You don't. - My balls are huge. 494 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,116 Rita, I'd really like to... 495 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,156 What? 496 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:33,629 Well, 497 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,910 I'd really like to kiss you. 498 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,269 Really, really? 499 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,431 That's the marihuana. It'll pass. 500 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,797 No, I really want to. I swear... 501 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,109 on these. 502 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,716 It's freezing, watch out! 503 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,110 I'd like to go to bed with you. 504 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,872 The two things don't mix. 505 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,759 If we go to bed, the friendship is over. 506 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,230 We're not friends, we only just met. 507 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,430 We're not? 508 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,672 Well, yeah, but... 509 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:39,793 I really want to. 510 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,199 Me too. 511 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,309 Well then? 512 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,315 Well then? What else do I have to say? 513 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,960 Oh, okay... 514 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,116 I'll be right there. 515 00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,033 I need some water, I can't sleep without it. 516 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,309 Listen to this. 517 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,354 Listen. 518 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,949 "The Cervino, or Matterhorn... " 519 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,509 The what? 520 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,440 It's a mountain, that's what they call it. 521 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,431 The one with the Toblerone. 522 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:31,639 "... is 4,478 meters high. " Imagine that! 523 00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:34,151 There's nothing that high in Spain. 524 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,709 Are you really going to turn Swiss? 525 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:40,351 Do you have to always make that sad face? 526 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:43,751 I don't know. It depends how much it costs. 527 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,309 - You mean you have to pay? - Okay... 528 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,516 When will we go back to Madrid? 529 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,194 Not again... 530 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,432 Hey, Tonino. How's life treating you? 531 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,558 Can't complain. Life is great in summer. 532 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,392 - I can tell. - There you have it. 533 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,988 Hanna, Erika! 534 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,349 By the way, did you know Martin's coming? 535 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:48,430 Martin who? 536 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,319 Martin who? How many Martins do we both know? 537 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:52,799 - Marcos' friend? - Yeah. 538 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,188 He's coming back? 539 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,874 With things how they are now... 540 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,429 He's too old to find a job. He shouldn't have left. 541 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,397 No, he's the godfather. 542 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,270 Martin and Hanna had a thing. 543 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,272 And Marcos with the other one. 544 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,351 - What's her name? - Erika. 545 00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:13,673 You know what? 546 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,674 They say Hanna's daughter is Martin's. 547 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,558 No way, get out of here! 548 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,273 That's just village gossip! 549 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,599 Which way was it? 550 00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:57,954 That way. 551 00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:59,354 No, this way. 552 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,678 Marcos! 553 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,039 Mari Carmen! 554 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,156 How could you leave their number in Madrid? 555 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,435 Marcos! 556 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,791 Watch out for this one. I don't understand her, but she looks nasty. 557 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,713 You're the nasty-looking one, ma'am. 558 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,868 Sorry about that. 559 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:36,118 We're looking for a Spanish couple who lives here. 560 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,032 You're the godparents from Madrid. 561 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,189 Yes, ma'am. 562 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:43,036 They didn't know you were coming today. They're at the lake. 563 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,715 When it's hot in summer they go to Schonenbodensee. 564 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,917 Isn't Schonenbodensee...? 565 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,916 Never mind. Can we leave our luggage? 566 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:55,995 Come up. 567 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,475 Thank you. 568 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:09,878 This place is beautiful. 569 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,589 Why have you never brought me here? 570 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,751 Because it was for nudists. 571 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,151 What can I say? Let's see if I can get through to this woman. 572 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,269 You mean this lake was for nudists 573 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,114 - and you came? - I came once, damn it! 574 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,795 With Marcos, we got lost and ended up here! One time! 575 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:30,756 Listen... 576 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,718 You got lost and ended up at a lake for nudists? 577 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,552 I feel nauseous. 578 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,831 You have to breastfeed her as long as possible. 579 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,312 There's a monthly subsidy now so women can breastfeed. 580 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:44,555 Right... 581 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,912 You think there's a time limit? 582 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,469 No, I'll breastfeed her until she gets married. 583 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,756 - Move, you're suffocating her. - Very funny. 584 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,433 Move, nobody's watching. 585 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:54,789 Just in case. 586 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,192 What's wrong? She doesn't understand you? 587 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:11,271 She doesn't understand me, she must not be Swiss. 588 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,316 Look... 589 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,198 You're explaining it wrong. 590 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,113 We have to pay to go in. Explaining what wrong? 591 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,636 - No way, we're not paying. - You tell her. 592 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,317 Explain it right. 593 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,039 Now we're in trouble for showing your tit in public. Put it away. 594 00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,996 Cover it up, cover it up, for God's sake! 595 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,311 This used to be for nudists, now you can't even breastfeed. 596 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,116 Beers for the family. 597 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,194 It's really great to see you, Martin. 598 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,157 I couldn't wait to see you all. 599 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,276 - She's gorgeous! - Thanks. 600 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,396 You can really notice the fresh air. 601 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:26,269 - And Marquitos is very handsome. - Give Pilar a kiss. 602 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,431 Sure, go and play. 603 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,911 - Shy, just like his mother. - He's already so grown up. 604 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,117 His school is taking him to the mountains for a few days. 605 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,477 He'll miss his sister's baptism, but we can't say no. 606 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,119 Let him go. 607 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,669 It's good for them to be away from their mothers. 608 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,274 Pablo grew up overnight when he came here. 609 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,395 That's true. 610 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,994 There was a baby on the plane... 611 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,115 You flew here? 612 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:57,469 Yes. 613 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,510 Otherwise we wouldn't have come. 614 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,950 Two hours and you're in Switzerland. 615 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:08,511 It's expensive but it's worth it. You get a meal and everything. 616 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:13,515 We all thought you were coming back to find work. Right, Marcos? 617 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,315 How should I know? 618 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,040 - I wanted to talk to you about that. - Work? 619 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,949 Martin has more than he can handle. 620 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,032 His odd jobs give us plenty to live on. 621 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:27,869 Yeah... 622 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:33,632 I always feel like swimming here, but I never bring a suit. 623 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,516 Remember? 624 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,390 Do I remember? He wanted to swim naked. 625 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,633 It feels like yesterday. 626 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,792 - Naked? You never told me that. - Me neither. 627 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,598 He's a stick in the mud. 628 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,552 They rent swimsuits if you want. 629 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,238 Swimsuits? The water must be freezing. 630 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:55,755 I bet the water must be great in Torrevieja now. 631 00:41:55,920 --> 00:42:00,072 The heat is unbearable in Torrevieja right now. Let's go for a swim. 632 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:01,355 No way. 633 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,509 Yes. 634 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,353 - Not me. - Yes, you will. 635 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,748 Stop... 636 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,073 Switzerland does wonders for you! 637 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,153 - Take off this damn bra. - Someone will hear you. 638 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,356 Who cares? Nobody can understand me. 639 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,193 Some of us understand you perfectly! 640 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,797 She's Spanish. Quick, get out of here! 641 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,598 Damn, what a coincidence. 642 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,436 Well? How do I look? 643 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,236 Great, you look great. 644 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,111 Can you walk any faster? 645 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,953 - Where are you going? What's wrong? - Nothing! 646 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,315 - You're in a hurry. - No. 647 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:27,429 As long as we're strolling I thought we could stop by Hanna's hostel. 648 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,239 Hanna's hostel? 649 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:33,390 Okay, it that makes you happy. 650 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,152 - Walk faster. - Okay, okay. 651 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,309 Damn! 652 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,992 I'll buy you a coffee. 653 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,510 - What memories... - Here? 654 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:47,196 We told the girls we'd meet them at Marquitos' school to see him off. 655 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,669 - Let them do it. - He's my son. 656 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,792 Inside or out here? Nothing has changed. 657 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,111 I haven't been inside in a long time. 658 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:01,469 As long as I'm here, I'll ask how much the banquet will cost me. 659 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:05,195 Did I ever tell you what happened in this doorway? 660 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,634 I can imagine. 661 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,189 Let me tell you. You're too boring. 662 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,757 - Is it still a hostel? - No, I think Hanna... 663 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:20,509 Martin! 664 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,633 You're back in Switzerland. 665 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,479 Long time no see. 666 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,069 Well? 667 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,029 Go on. 668 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:36,839 You don't recognize me? 669 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,911 She asked if you recognize her. 670 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,514 I got that part, she said it in Spanish. 671 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:42,635 Yeah... 672 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:46,710 You're very... very... 673 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,438 - How do you say...? - What? 674 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,595 Beautiful. 675 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,754 I know that word. 676 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,309 Very interesting, attractive... 677 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,118 Very exuberant... 678 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,669 How do you say she looks hot in Italian? 679 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,068 Take it easy... 680 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,512 - Same old Martin. - She says you haven't changed. 681 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,114 No, seven years older. 682 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:11,232 If I were the same, right now I would... 683 00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,277 Not so fast, I don't understand Spanish very well. 684 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,396 You've picked up quite a bit. 685 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:18,950 A little. 686 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,271 There are lots of Span... 687 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:31,437 She says Spaniards and Italians are the same. 688 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,636 You upset her. What's wrong with you? 689 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:34,571 One kiss! 690 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:37,037 I saw her in a bikini yesterday. 691 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,992 In a bikini? I missed that. Did you say hi? 692 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:44,038 I couldn't. My stomach knotted up... 693 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,239 So it's still a hostel? 694 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,834 No, it's a hotel now. She remodeled it after her divorce. 695 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,150 - How does she look in a bikini? - She got divorced? 696 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,356 Protestants do it all the time. 697 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,549 The father got the son and she got the daughter. 698 00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:00,109 - And the farm? - It was her grandparents'. 699 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,436 But she lives here with her daughter. 700 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,477 With her daughter Maria. 701 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,709 Maria... 702 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,356 And people think her daughter... 703 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:09,430 What? 704 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,869 Well... 705 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,555 Oh, come on! 706 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,635 What idiots. You must be kidding. 707 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,639 I can't believe it. 708 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,074 You know who's outside? 709 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:26,349 Martin. 710 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:27,436 Martin? 711 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,359 The Martin from Spain? 712 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,079 Oh my God! 713 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:36,195 What does he want? 714 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,754 But you're doing well, right? You made section chief 2 years ago. 715 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:42,836 Yeah. 716 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,558 How's work in general? 717 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:45,876 Here? 718 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,916 Well... lousy. 719 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:52,395 Lousy, Martin. It's not what it was. 720 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,073 A lot of people have gone home. 721 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:58,037 They just had a referendum to throw out the foreigners 722 00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,633 and it almost passed. 723 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,473 Wonderful. 724 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,355 In any case, you're good at Pegaso, right? 725 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,557 Great. Things at Pegaso are great. 726 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:22,630 Two francs. 727 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,030 40 pesetas for two coffees we didn't order? 728 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,475 - You said you were buying. - Damn. 729 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,115 Look who's coming, Marcos. Your Erika. 730 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:33,715 Martin! 731 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,311 - Why do we even buy them shoes...? - I never understood. 732 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,109 Mari. 733 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,312 Look, they've already found their little friends. 734 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,118 See why I didn't want them on their own? 735 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:49,676 Marcos... 736 00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,471 What? Marcos would never... 737 00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,233 As I was saying... 738 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,917 What's all that kissing about? 739 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,991 He just had a baby! That son of a... 740 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:04,990 Stay here. 741 00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:08,198 Now is not the time. With your son watching... 742 00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:09,998 - Come on, son. - I want to go with Dad. 743 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:11,752 - Let's go. - Come on, son. 744 00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,509 What do you mean, flirting? 745 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:19,036 We were asking about the banquet. You tell her. 746 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,952 I'm on to that Erika, 747 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,509 or whatever her name is. Her husband 748 00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,272 is the hotel's cook. 749 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,398 And I remember her kissing you at our wedding. 750 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,154 That's right, on the steps outside the church. 751 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,231 Nobody asked you anything! 752 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,515 By the way, 753 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,831 Hanna thinks she saw Pablito with a Spanish kid at her farm. 754 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,197 That's right! All this nonsense made me forget. 755 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,032 You forgot someone saw your son? 756 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,237 It's not a crime. We knew he was in the area. 757 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,437 No, we knew he was in Switzerland. Why hasn't he come to Uzwil? 758 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:50,874 He must not want to. 759 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,952 Why wouldn't he? That's why he made the trip. 760 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,878 What if he can't? What if he's being held up somehow? 761 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,029 Here we go. 762 00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,317 He was with another kid. They drank a glass of milk and left. 763 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,869 What did that floozy say about the banquet? 764 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,393 They'll give us a discount. 765 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,196 Will you lower your voices! 766 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,118 We weren't shouting. 767 00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,796 This country has rules and they must be respected. 768 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:22,152 You can't disturb the neighbors after 10 P.M. 769 00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:25,637 And you can't take a shower after that. 770 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,199 The pipes make noise. 771 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:28,833 It's the same in Spain. 772 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:34,076 Our neighbors in Torrevieja shower at 4 A.M. After the disco. 773 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,389 Disco? 774 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,112 You rent the place in Torrevieja? 775 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:39,599 No, it's ours. 776 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,191 Nobody rents there. 777 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,153 This is a rental, right? 778 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:46,878 Oh, come on, Pilar. 779 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,631 You know foreigners can't own property in Switzerland. 780 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,873 Am I allowed to take a crap? Because I need to flush the toilet. 781 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,270 FRANCE - 2 KM 782 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:05,553 It was bound to happen. You had to use the back roads... 783 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:07,073 Was this really necessary? 784 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,759 Would you mind putting this in your suitcase? 785 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,672 - What for? - As a favor to me. 786 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,354 What's inside? 787 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,112 We're going to Switzerland, I work in a bank. 788 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,669 - Do I have to spell it out for you? - Money! 789 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,479 You're sneaking money out of the country! 790 00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,790 And you want me to do it! What a dummy. 791 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,030 The nerve of this guy! 792 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:36,390 Now I understand why we're taking all the back roads! 793 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:37,913 Don't make a scene. 794 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,036 The Civil Guard is coming. 795 00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:43,594 Oh my God! 796 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:50,349 Your cousin could have warned me you were a scoundrel. 797 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,512 But no, she said you were a good Christian. 798 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,877 We'll forget the scoundrel part. Of course I'm a good Christian. 799 00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,474 I'm doing this for a very influential client. 800 00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:01,915 I'm a long-standing member of the Opus Dei. See this ring? 801 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,479 I'm married to the cause. 802 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,392 Please, just hide it. 803 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,039 Oh my God! 804 00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,036 Good morning. Anything wrong? Do you need help? 805 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,839 Nothing. It overheated. 806 00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:20,151 But it's cooling down. 807 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,709 - Can you open the trunk? - Yes, of course. 808 00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,068 Right away. 809 00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:32,391 - Are you going to France? - Yes, France. Perfume, 810 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,790 - women, you know. - Anything in the car? 811 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:37,577 Are you okay? 812 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,752 Long trips make me a little uncomfortable. 813 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,271 Get out and take some fresh air. 814 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,908 Pregnant women must be careful at your age. 815 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:47,991 Better safe than sorry. 816 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:49,549 Listen here. 817 00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,117 God gives us children 818 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:53,713 whenever He chooses. 819 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,992 We have eight and this is the ninth. 820 00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:58,116 Arturo! 821 00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,432 Show these gentlemen your Opus Dei ring. 822 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,271 That's right, a long-standing member. 823 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:11,035 My husband is very close friends with government officials. 824 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:15,478 I don't think we need lessons in morality from a Civil Guard. 825 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:17,835 Arturo! 826 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,478 Arturo, get in the car! 827 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:22,389 Let's go! 828 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,115 Start the car. 829 00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,636 We'll be late to the Elysium. 830 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,039 Arturo... 831 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,434 Mine with more stripes, they're always raw inside. 832 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:00,556 - More stripes? - Look, Martin. 833 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:02,950 My landlords, I told them to stop by. 834 00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,998 - Mr. And Mrs. Petre! - Hello! 835 00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:10,630 We've already met them. She's worse than a Swiss landlord. 836 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,589 They're crazy. 837 00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:21,833 They make the best sausages here. 838 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:29,949 - They walked here from Uzwil. - Good afternoon. 839 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,076 You two are well-equipped. 840 00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:34,310 Only what's needed for the occasion. 841 00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,277 Martin and Pilar, from Madrid. 842 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:39,637 Marcos talked Martin into coming to Switzerland in '60, 843 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,995 14 years ago. Then he came back in '66. 844 00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,594 We've met. Milling machine operator too, right? 845 00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,671 - Yes, ma'am. - And looking for work. 846 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:47,590 No, 847 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,479 we already went through that. Did you emigrate here? 848 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:53,029 Excuse me, we're not all emigrants. 849 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,158 I was doing just fine in Spain, and I spoke languages. 850 00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,197 That's why I was sent to St. Gallen. 851 00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,316 So I came as a laywoman for the Carmelites 852 00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:04,029 to watch over the morale of the Spanish emigrants. 853 00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,952 Then I married this gentleman. 854 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:09,152 Well, frankly I don't get it. 855 00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:12,232 With a good job, Madrid is much more fun. 856 00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,431 Don't compare Uzwil to Madrid. 857 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:16,314 I don't miss anything. 858 00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,710 But you're from Valladolid, Madrid's better. 859 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,792 Valladolid, capital of the Spanish Empire before they moved it, 860 00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:23,188 no less. 861 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:24,839 We're roasting cervelas. 862 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,594 - I love cervelas. - Me too. 863 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,957 Sausages are so hard to digest. 864 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,350 The rest of the day on the toilet. 865 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,590 Three bratwurst and a cervela. 866 00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,149 - You don't prefer a bratwurst? - No. 867 00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,709 I promised my dad I'd eat the first in his honor. 868 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:41,632 He loves cervelas with spicy mustard. 869 00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:43,832 Three bratwurst and a cervela. 870 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,835 - Wow, he had an earring. - Yeah. 871 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,709 It's normal for men from Appentzell. They're very traditional. 872 00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,518 And a bit primitive. 873 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:57,150 They vote by raising their hands in the town square. 874 00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,276 Like two hundred years ago. 875 00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:02,637 And women here still aren't allowed to vote. 876 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,552 Do women vote in Spain? 877 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,711 Nobody does, that's the problem. 878 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,877 We could stay here. We wouldn't have to join the army. 879 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,474 - We'd be deserters. - So what? 880 00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,714 When you go back they put you in jail. 881 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,429 What if we never go back? This place is awesome. 882 00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,710 - What a pity. - The poor thing. 883 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,671 - Hold her. - God, no. 884 00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:32,110 - Just for a second. - Sure. 885 00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:33,588 Here, Mari Carmen... 886 00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:36,951 Look at my baby... She misses her Daddy... 887 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:41,399 Marcos is in St. Gallen, handling paperwork for citizenship. 888 00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:43,516 Puri's turning Swiss too, right? 889 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,636 I wouldn't call it "turning Swiss". 890 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:49,759 I'm requesting Swiss citizenship, but I'll still be a Spanish citizen. 891 00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,911 I'm taking the exam next week. 892 00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,958 Want to hear the 5 most important peaks in Switzerland? 893 00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,758 You know them? How lucky! 894 00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,672 Marcos knows them too. 895 00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,239 Ren�, hold the baby. 896 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,551 No, Ren� doesn't like children very much. 897 00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:05,153 Go ahead, it's fine. 898 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,275 Sure. 899 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:09,876 Here, darling. This very tall man is going to hold you. 900 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:17,669 Look at that! 901 00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:21,716 - He's a natural. - And he didn't want to... 902 00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,278 We'll bring her up when she cries at night. 903 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,635 That way she'll learn German! 904 00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:29,991 What about the baptism? 905 00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:32,833 - The sooner the better. - Sunday, as planned. 906 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,072 - Could you get us a priest? - Of course. 907 00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,119 Ren�, another beer? 908 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:42,199 - Yes, thank you. - Martin, give him one. 909 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,080 Keep an eye on him, he's a drinker. 910 00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,190 Right. 911 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:47,611 Ren�. 912 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:48,675 A beer? 913 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,555 So you speak excellent Spanish, right? 914 00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,911 I had a good teacher. 915 00:56:58,120 --> 00:56:59,519 Ever been to Spain? 916 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:02,154 I saw the cathedral in Burgos, the running of the bulls, 917 00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:03,878 Caceres, Seville... 918 00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,312 And the monastery in Poblet. 919 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,234 Have you ever seen the monastery in Poblet? 920 00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:15,477 I spent an hour in the train station with Marcos in Barcelona once. 921 00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,671 That's right. We did too. 922 00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,229 Sure, Barcelona, that's right. 923 00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:00,479 Good morning, Martin. 924 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,392 Good morning, Ren�. 925 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,354 Were you out hunting? 926 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,635 No, target practice. 927 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:10,360 You know, we Swiss, ever since William Tell, 928 00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:13,956 we're always practicing to shoot apples. 929 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:18,349 You're supposed to be neutral... What's your beef with apples? 930 00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:31,674 Are you worried about something? 931 00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:35,276 A Spaniard on vacation shouldn't be up so early. 932 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,359 Actually, yes. 933 00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,358 Your wife was right. 934 00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:45,080 I came to Switzerland looking for work. 935 00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:47,595 Things are pretty bad in Spain. Yes, sir. 936 00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,513 Don't call me sir, I'm younger than you. 937 00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:52,477 It's just a habit I guess. 938 00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:56,315 You've always been bosses, owners, landlords... 939 00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:57,549 Not anymore. 940 00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:59,756 The crisis is affecting us too. 941 00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:02,276 Your crisis is a joke to me. 942 00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,433 Come to Spain, I'll show you a crisis. 943 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,398 Yes, it's all relative. 944 00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:11,237 I think you're too old to find work here. 945 00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,789 They'd give the job to someone Swiss. 946 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:18,196 But you might be lucky. I have a friend... 947 00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:22,154 My friend's workshop is near here. 948 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,875 I'm going to buy tobacco first. 949 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:16,999 I don't understand you. 950 01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:20,275 Spanish. 951 01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:23,279 No, I'm not Italian. 952 01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:33,235 "Thank you. " 953 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:46,790 Not everyone is as lucky as Marcos or Tonino. 954 01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:50,117 Those are the ones affected by the Swiss crisis. 955 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,316 Let's go, or we'll be late. 956 01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:54,118 Ren�, I don't want to go. 957 01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,551 I've changed my mind. But thank you very much. 958 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:27,238 Look, those are the most beautiful mountains I've ever seen. 959 01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:33,434 What's wrong? 960 01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:37,510 I can't take it. I like it so much... 961 01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:41,273 it hurts. 962 01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:49,759 Then that settles it. 963 01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:51,069 We're staying. 964 01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:55,116 - We're staying? - We're staying. 965 01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:58,472 We're staying! 966 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:06,079 Where is this damn Uzwil? Show me. 967 01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:07,116 Over there. 968 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,233 What's it like? 969 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,432 Pretty, small... 970 01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:12,795 Clean. 971 01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:17,510 Very, very peaceful. Nothing ever happens. 972 01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:21,319 Marcos, I have a telegram for you! 973 01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:24,309 A telegram? 974 01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:28,151 It must be a mistake. You open it, I'm going to the bathroom. 975 01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,036 Marcos, hurry up, your mother! 976 01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:40,632 Oh my God, she died! Today of all days! 977 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,392 - My mother died? - What? 978 01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:45,199 - Who said your mother died? - Here. 979 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:47,677 "Son, I'm in Geneva... " 980 01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:52,311 "Son, I'm in Geneva... " What does that mean? 981 01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:54,072 That she's in Geneva, obviously. 982 01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:57,232 But does it mean she's coming to Uzwil alone, 983 01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:00,915 or that she wants her son to pick her up in Geneva? 984 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:05,278 Why is your mother in Geneva? How did she hear about the baptism? 985 01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:08,477 I think that's my fault, I told them both. 986 01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:10,039 What a big mouth! 987 01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:14,193 Nobody told me not to, damn it. Why didn't she come with us? 988 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,316 Marcos, take it easy. 989 01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:20,230 If your mother's in Geneva, she'll find a way to get here. 990 01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:21,549 My mother? 991 01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:25,235 She can't get here from Geneva. She doesn't speak languages. 992 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,311 Languages? She can barely speak Spanish. 993 01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:29,869 Watch it, Mari Carmen. No disrespect. 994 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,759 I could say plenty about your mother and I don't. 995 01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,753 Everybody take it easy, damn it. 996 01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:37,876 We can't fight on a day like this. 997 01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:40,076 You guys go to the baptism, 998 01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:42,674 I'll go to the station and talk to the station chief. 999 01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:46,355 If he sees an old Spanish lady asking for you, 1000 01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:49,114 he can call Hanna's restaurant. Okay? 1001 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:50,872 - Fine, whatever. - Let's go. 1002 01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:54,237 If she shows up here... 1003 01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:57,913 Where am I going? 1004 01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:20,149 Look. 1005 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,553 - Thank you for bringing me. - Sorry about the car. 1006 01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:30,358 That doesn't matter. 1007 01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:33,751 I don't like leaving you alone. What if you don't find them? 1008 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:35,757 This is Uzwil. 1009 01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:38,309 That's the church, the baptism is today. 1010 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:40,277 It's impossible to miss. 1011 01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,596 Weren't you going to Zurich? 1012 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:59,072 It's Sunday, the bank is closed. And the money's still in your case. 1013 01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:00,673 Oh, sorry. 1014 01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,310 - I'll give it back. - It's okay. 1015 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,753 Don't give it to me out here in the open. 1016 01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:09,952 They haven't arrived yet? 1017 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:11,550 No. 1018 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:16,310 And none of these people look Spanish. 1019 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:23,952 Hey, you come to Zurich so often... Do you speak German? 1020 01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:26,549 There's no need. They speak Spanish at the bank. 1021 01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:30,395 - There's a lot of us who come. - How disgraceful. 1022 01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:35,635 Excuse me... 1023 01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:38,353 Spain... 1024 01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:40,991 Marcos, Mari Carmen... 1025 01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:43,794 Baby, baptism... 1026 01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:46,039 Do you understand me? 1027 01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:00,951 They took us for beggars! 1028 01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:11,072 Ever since my husband died... 1029 01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:12,116 Martin! 1030 01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,714 - Gloria, what are you doing here? - What do you think? 1031 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:16,916 - I'm here for the baptism. - Without calling? 1032 01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:19,514 If I'd told my son, he wouldn't have let me. 1033 01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:21,671 He thinks I'm stupid. Look. 1034 01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:25,037 This lovely girl brought me from Geneva. 1035 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,189 You speak Spanish? 1036 01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:30,638 Not a word, the poor thing. But she's very nice. 1037 01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:34,156 But if she doesn't speak Spanish... No, don't tell me. 1038 01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:37,073 - Let's go, we'll be late. - Here. 1039 01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:39,272 So you won't forget me. 1040 01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:40,634 What is this? 1041 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:41,994 Don't worry, there's more. 1042 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:43,479 Look, look. 1043 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,115 Are they here yet? 1044 01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:51,192 No, and if they take any longer, the priest might lose his nerve. 1045 01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,271 They should be here by now. 1046 01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:57,516 Don't talk gibberish to me. 1047 01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:00,997 - Are you the baby's father? - No, my son is. 1048 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:03,310 - Then who are you? - The godfather. 1049 01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:05,471 Great. And where's the baby? 1050 01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:18,679 Go ahead, sorry. 1051 01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:23,517 Not that, I mean my mother. Where could she be? 1052 01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:32,432 She says everything's ready for the banquet. 1053 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:38,389 Thank you. 1054 01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:39,595 Marcos! 1055 01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,038 Calm down, ma'am. They're over there. 1056 01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:44,998 Fine, you go ahead. I can't take it anymore. 1057 01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:47,951 Mari Carmen, it's your mother! 1058 01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:51,514 - Sweetheart! - Hortensia, good lord! 1059 01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:54,274 - What happened to you? - Wouldn't you know... 1060 01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:59,479 How embarrassing! Right in the middle of town! 1061 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:00,550 The baby! 1062 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,836 I'm holding her! 1063 01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:05,469 The police brought her to me. She was lost. 1064 01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:06,436 My God. 1065 01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,158 We went to your house, but you'd left. 1066 01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:10,515 I think she's having a nervous breakdown. 1067 01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:12,159 I'm the one having a nervous breakdown. 1068 01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:14,117 I got hustled, kids. 1069 01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:16,555 I bought a ticket to Geneva in Spain 1070 01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:19,234 but it only went to Montpe... 1071 01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:20,594 whatever. 1072 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,309 I had no money to buy another one. 1073 01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:27,433 So I got on a train thinking it was going to Switzerland, but no. 1074 01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:30,876 It went to... the place with the mineral water. 1075 01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:32,029 To Vichy. 1076 01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:35,710 Right, "Vitchy". That's where my suitcase got stolen. 1077 01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:39,550 I wandered around France for 4 days 1078 01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:43,799 until a very nice truck driver taking oranges to where Sissi... 1079 01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,428 Sissi, Charo's cousin from Almendralejo? 1080 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,319 No, the one from the movie. 1081 01:08:49,480 --> 01:08:50,435 Vienna? 1082 01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:53,478 - "Sissi - The Young Empress. " - That's it. Vienna. 1083 01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:57,076 Anyway, he took me to the police and they called 1084 01:08:57,240 --> 01:09:00,073 this nice young man who said he knew you 1085 01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:02,510 and was coming to the baptism. 1086 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,511 But look at me! 1087 01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:07,274 I haven't washed for days, I can't go. 1088 01:09:07,440 --> 01:09:09,112 Mother, calm down. 1089 01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:11,470 Pilar, everyone go to the church. 1090 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,631 You're the godmother, take care of it. 1091 01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:16,598 I'll take my mother and get her cleaned up. 1092 01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:18,796 - Thank you. - Lf we make it, fine. 1093 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,155 If not, we'll see you at the banquet. 1094 01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:22,673 I'll stay and help her. 1095 01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:25,035 No strangers, I'm embarrassed enough. 1096 01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:32,755 What did she say? 1097 01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:35,354 You can wash up in the hotel room. 1098 01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:37,590 - That's what she said. - Oh, okay. 1099 01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:39,671 They'll take good care of you. 1100 01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,751 Goodness, we're so late! 1101 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:45,117 We can't keep Father Anselmo waiting! Such an important man... 1102 01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:47,396 Let's go! Mari Carmen, hurry up! 1103 01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:48,914 Come on, come on! 1104 01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:53,517 There were some migrant workers and I had to get nasty with them. 1105 01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:56,558 They kept trying to steal my cold cuts! 1106 01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:59,473 You're all too distracted. I win! 1107 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:02,189 Keep your voice down, some Swiss people just walked in. 1108 01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:05,557 There's nothing worse than a Swiss Catholic. 1109 01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:06,948 Here they come! 1110 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:08,439 Father! 1111 01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:10,556 I'm so sorry we're late. 1112 01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,159 You wouldn't believe it... 1113 01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:13,958 Son! Look who's here! 1114 01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:15,795 Mother... 1115 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,798 Son, always such a weakling... 1116 01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:22,073 You so excited to see me! 1117 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:25,557 Let's go! I don't have time for all this fainting nonsense! 1118 01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:28,280 My altar boys went to lunch and I have nuns to tend to. 1119 01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:31,637 Puri! I would never have expected this from you. 1120 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:33,392 Please, sort this out. 1121 01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:35,949 Please, forgive me. They're simple folk... 1122 01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:37,075 Let's go! 1123 01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:39,674 Who knows how to assist the mass? 1124 01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,750 This is all I could find. 1125 01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:50,871 Your father went berserk when he found out I was coming. 1126 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:52,473 He said not to come back. 1127 01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:54,073 That's out of the question! 1128 01:10:58,440 --> 01:10:59,634 What did she say? 1129 01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:02,189 That she'll look after you so I can go to the church. 1130 01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:05,591 Forget it! I looked after my mother until the very end. 1131 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:07,398 God rest her soul. 1132 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:09,830 Scrub my neck harder! 1133 01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:11,914 My eyes... 1134 01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:15,071 Mother, please! This is getting ugly... 1135 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:18,676 Maria del Carmen Gloria Hortensia. 1136 01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:21,470 I baptize you... 1137 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:25,390 in the name of the Father, the... 1138 01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:26,675 Son! 1139 01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:32,879 ...and the Holy Spirit. 1140 01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:34,109 Amen! 1141 01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:35,514 Great, great. 1142 01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:42,837 Those Opus people could have taught you a language... 1143 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,434 Protestants make no sense anyway. Let's go. 1144 01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,192 - Thank you! - You're welcome. 1145 01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:04,314 Martin, I need to talk to you. 1146 01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:07,358 If it's about the boys and their friends, don't worry, 1147 01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:09,158 - I'll pay for them. - Not that. 1148 01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:11,311 But if you want to, that's fine. 1149 01:12:11,480 --> 01:12:13,869 I mean the sleeping arrangements. With our moms here... 1150 01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:16,474 It's okay, we can't all sleep at your place. 1151 01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:19,029 Erika's hotel is nice and affordable. 1152 01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:20,838 Don't worry, cheer up. 1153 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,514 How about that mulatto girl with my son? 1154 01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,270 She's a rocket. And the blonde... 1155 01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:28,476 - You think they're...? - Tonino! 1156 01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:32,509 She's too much woman to be his friend. 1157 01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:35,752 She could be his mother. Her breasts are bigger than mine. 1158 01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:38,354 Just as well, he'll reach legal age soon. 1159 01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:40,909 Soon? He won't be 21 for two more years. 1160 01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:42,712 So many sluts out there! 1161 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:45,440 They snuck out the windows when they smelled men outside. 1162 01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:48,871 Spanish girls, staying here at the convent! 1163 01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:50,714 Tonino, go away! 1164 01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:52,359 Stand closer together. 1165 01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:53,794 I think we should go. 1166 01:12:54,480 --> 01:12:57,119 They don't like the idea of bringing the girls. 1167 01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:00,309 The neighbor said they were at the church. 1168 01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:04,268 How was I supposed to know my dad, my mom... 1169 01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:08,395 Pablo! 1170 01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:09,669 My aunt... 1171 01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:18,192 This is a traditional dress from the area. Stop that. 1172 01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:21,272 - My underwear is showing. - What? No, it isn't. 1173 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:28,397 They cook everything in butter here. What the hell? 1174 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:31,549 Tonino... 1175 01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:33,675 There's my baby! 1176 01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:35,958 She's so beautiful... 1177 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:38,509 Later, Mother, she needs to eat. 1178 01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:40,955 Come here, sweetie... Thanks, Pilar. 1179 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,956 My son didn't tell me you were dressed in traditional attire. 1180 01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:48,078 I didn't know they let just anyone enter this country. 1181 01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,836 That's enough, ladies. 1182 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:54,197 Take it easy, this is a baptism. 1183 01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:56,678 Pilar, here's our table. 1184 01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:59,755 Martin, you're not a family member. 1185 01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:01,911 Yes, he is. He's the godfather. 1186 01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:04,793 "God-father". And I'm the godmother. 1187 01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:06,188 Come on. 1188 01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:09,837 What did she say? Is she angry? 1189 01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:12,554 What a pretty girl. She looks Spanish. 1190 01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:14,676 No, she's my daughter. 1191 01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:19,279 The father must be very dark, because you're so blonde. 1192 01:14:19,440 --> 01:14:21,874 Can't you see they're Swiss? They don't understand you. 1193 01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:26,511 Yes, I understand. The father was very dark. 1194 01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:28,756 You see? She looks completely Spanish. 1195 01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:31,957 And if I speak slowly, they understand me perfectly. 1196 01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:34,793 What a pretty mother and daughter. And the mother is so nice. 1197 01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:36,871 Yes. Won't you sit down, Luisa? 1198 01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:39,429 Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Luisa, Martin's sister. 1199 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:40,749 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 1200 01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:41,716 Arturo. 1201 01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:48,716 - You're Spanish, right? - Yes. 1202 01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:55,355 You don't remember? In '65 in Migros. 1203 01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:58,592 - I've never been so embarrassed. - You're the Murcian! 1204 01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:01,308 You were a cook? 1205 01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:04,074 No, they taught me here. 1206 01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:07,194 Come on, I'll buy you a beer. 1207 01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:21,870 How's your mother? Has she calmed down? 1208 01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:23,473 Until she saw yours. 1209 01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:27,155 Now she's entertained. She can't let your mother eat more. 1210 01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:33,078 This is awful, how embarrassing... How could this happen to us? 1211 01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:36,597 This is exactly why we didn't want to celebrate the baptism in Spain. 1212 01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:39,354 Now half of Spain shows up in Uzwil, Goddamn it... 1213 01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:42,717 Take it easy... Don't use the lord's name in vain. 1214 01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:45,678 Who invited those girls? 1215 01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:47,108 Well... 1216 01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:50,676 Hey, gorgeous. You're not Swiss. 1217 01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:53,673 I'm Swiss Colombian. My mother's Colombian and... 1218 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:56,638 Her father is Swiss. He must be your age. 1219 01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:59,394 Maybe even a little younger. 1220 01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:01,790 She likes little boys! 1221 01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:04,190 - And girls. - Good lord... 1222 01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:07,957 I think they're trying to steal our women. 1223 01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:09,514 I can see that. 1224 01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:13,673 Watch out for my dad, he's staring at Alexandra... 1225 01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:15,034 Seriously? 1226 01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:16,749 Martin... 1227 01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:20,039 - You have to talk to your son. - What about? 1228 01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:22,316 What do you think? About that. 1229 01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:27,798 It's a little late to tell him how to make babies. 1230 01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:31,555 No, I want you to tell him how not to make babies. 1231 01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:35,072 It must be easy to buy condoms here. 1232 01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:36,673 Of course it is... 1233 01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:42,392 I have no idea, actually. I imagine... 1234 01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:46,275 you can, but it might be hard. It's a very religious country. 1235 01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:49,113 You know what religious countries are like. 1236 01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:01,399 Mommy, what's wrong with him? Why's he shouting? 1237 01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:06,315 The beaches and restaurants are full and nobody had to emigrate. 1238 01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:09,677 They all have their own car, television, refrigerator... 1239 01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:13,753 Fine, they finance them, but they didn't have to emigrate. 1240 01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:17,117 The Spanish miracle, they call it. And it really must be one. 1241 01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:20,158 Then why did you want to go back? 1242 01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:22,231 Because there's no such thing as miracles. 1243 01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:26,912 And now, with the crisis, that miracle could blow up in our faces. 1244 01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:29,469 The miracle is the money we emigrants send back. 1245 01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:33,189 So some bastards can bring it back to Swiss banks. 1246 01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:37,069 I don't know how you can live in a dictatorship. 1247 01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:38,070 Listen to you! 1248 01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:40,356 Just like you did before you came here. 1249 01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:43,512 You get up in the morning, go to work, go home... 1250 01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:46,069 And you might get your ass kicked... 1251 01:17:46,440 --> 01:17:48,351 if they catch you at a protest. 1252 01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:51,273 But you understand everyone and they understand you. 1253 01:17:51,440 --> 01:17:53,431 That's the main difference. 1254 01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:56,953 You can go outside and talk to people. 1255 01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:00,316 Who will hire me at this age? 1256 01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:01,919 Where will I go? 1257 01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:05,234 My family's moved back to Cordoba, and I refuse to. 1258 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,277 Cordoba? I thought you were Catalonian. 1259 01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:10,273 Catalonian? He's a Spaniard living in Catalonia. 1260 01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:11,953 That's what I am. 1261 01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:15,635 But unfortunately, it sounds better if you say you're Catalonian. 1262 01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:19,278 Imagine how I was treated if I had to come to Switzerland. 1263 01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:22,595 I'm staying. My situation is the same. 1264 01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:25,469 I'd rather be here than down and out in Milan. 1265 01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:27,835 At least the Swiss are law-abiding. 1266 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,956 You've never had any doubts. 1267 01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:32,839 We won't ask you, since you want to be Swiss... 1268 01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:35,036 Of course I do. 1269 01:18:35,440 --> 01:18:38,637 We've been here for 14 years. We've adapted. 1270 01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:40,028 Is that right? 1271 01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:41,110 Yes. 1272 01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:43,669 Your wife doesn't speak a word of German, 1273 01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:46,308 you have the same friends as you did 7 years ago... 1274 01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:49,313 - Two. You've adapted? - Watch it. 1275 01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:51,516 People appreciate me at work. 1276 01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:53,875 My salary would be unthinkable in Spain. 1277 01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:56,952 My son barely speaks Spanish, and I'm sorry, Martin... 1278 01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:59,509 but I don't want what happened to Pablo to happen to him. 1279 01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:01,716 His parents have been lonely, 1280 01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:04,474 but that won't happen to him. He'll be Swiss. 1281 01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:07,110 And some day, when I retire, 1282 01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:10,158 I'll buy a little place on the Costa Brava. 1283 01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:12,231 And we'll live in both countries. 1284 01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:14,356 What's so damn great about Spain? 1285 01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:15,635 Please! 1286 01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:18,635 You guys are setting quite an example. 1287 01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:21,189 - Excuse me? What do you mean? - It's obvious. 1288 01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:23,749 You chose to work abroad instead of staying in Spain 1289 01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:25,558 and working for your country. 1290 01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:27,711 Hey, it depends how you look at it. 1291 01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:32,351 I happen to think we left because our countries forced us to. 1292 01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:35,717 Why did you come to Switzerland? What's your line of work? 1293 01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:38,269 I don't have to explain myself to anyone. 1294 01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:41,318 And watch your tone. You don't know who you're talking to. 1295 01:19:41,480 --> 01:19:43,869 No reason. He came for no reason. 1296 01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:51,436 If you ruin the party, I'll throw you to the wolves. 1297 01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:53,079 I'm warning you. 1298 01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:04,559 Move, damn it. 1299 01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:06,711 How about a dance, Luisa? 1300 01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:13,952 I hardly eat at home. A little fruit and straight to bed. 1301 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:17,317 Of course! Since the food is free today... 1302 01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:20,596 What are you insinuating? 1303 01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:23,035 My son is paying for this, after all. 1304 01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:25,634 My daughter's the reason he's saved his money! 1305 01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:28,189 So that he can send you money every month. 1306 01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:31,909 My son has never had to send me a dime! 1307 01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:36,597 Of course with that loafer you have at home... 1308 01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:39,189 If you weren't a widow... 1309 01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:40,955 What? 1310 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,991 What? I don't have a girlfriend. 1311 01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:33,109 That's why Martin is like a big brother to me. 1312 01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:35,191 Thanks to him, I didn't get deported. 1313 01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:37,316 It wasn't the first time I'd stolen. 1314 01:22:37,480 --> 01:22:40,836 I've stolen it all; Coats, swimsuits, bicycles... 1315 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:42,956 You're a real bandit! 1316 01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:45,869 I hope you've been to confession about this. 1317 01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:47,359 Not really. 1318 01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:50,438 We'll have to do something about that... 1319 01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:54,671 "The Virgin Pilar says she doesn't want to be French. " 1320 01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:56,432 Why not, Pilar? 1321 01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:58,989 Ren�, don't get so close, damn it! 1322 01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:00,998 Do you like German better? 1323 01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:02,549 Stop it! 1324 01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:08,436 Watch those hands, Tonino! 1325 01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:10,830 Who knows where they've been! 1326 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:14,515 If I have to say it again, I'll slap you silly! 1327 01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:19,556 He's already silly... 1328 01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:24,594 I speak Spanish and you insist on speaking German to me. 1329 01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:28,639 It's your blonde hair and blue eyes... I said... 1330 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:30,711 You even translate it for me! 1331 01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:32,518 No, it's not strong. You want some? 1332 01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:34,153 I'll try a little. 1333 01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:36,715 Damn! 1334 01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:40,799 Not strong, she says. But it's not bad. 1335 01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:44,110 Your dad is smoking marihuana. 1336 01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:47,313 Maybe he wants to hook up with Alexandra. 1337 01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:49,791 Here, dance with this one. 1338 01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:00,631 I prefer older women. 1339 01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:02,756 Dad, I'm cutting in. 1340 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,718 Do you smoke, Father? 1341 01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:17,078 Do you know the song "The Virgin Pilar doesn't want to be French?" 1342 01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:22,076 No. 1343 01:24:42,480 --> 01:24:43,595 What's happening? 1344 01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:45,398 It's curfew time. 1345 01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:48,950 No more drinking or making noise or the owner gets a fine. 1346 01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:50,075 Where is Marcos? 1347 01:25:12,320 --> 01:25:14,550 What a shitty baptism! 1348 01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:19,998 What a shitty baptism! 1349 01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:22,071 Son! Son! 1350 01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:25,637 He's never around when I need him. Come on, Grandma. 1351 01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:29,715 No, Father... 1352 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:33,549 Not here! You'll get us in trouble! 1353 01:25:34,480 --> 01:25:36,710 Father, the police are here! 1354 01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:39,794 Father, please. 1355 01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:43,391 Come on, we'll get in trouble! 1356 01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:45,836 On the cross... 1357 01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:48,873 Oh, the cross! 1358 01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:09,151 A little small, isn't it? 1359 01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:10,993 But it's very pretty. 1360 01:26:11,160 --> 01:26:12,752 And everything is so clean! 1361 01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:15,070 People are very clean here. 1362 01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:17,151 Some of the women are filthy. 1363 01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:19,192 Look, they put the bathroom in the room. 1364 01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:21,954 Marcos said they remodeled. It's a hotel now. 1365 01:26:22,120 --> 01:26:23,473 And more expensive. 1366 01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:25,756 No. Sleep with the boys, I'll sleep with your sister. 1367 01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:26,697 Damn! 1368 01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:29,554 We left our things at Marcos' house. 1369 01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:33,519 What's the matter? 1370 01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:36,674 Arturo, Arturo! 1371 01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:38,029 Good evening. 1372 01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:39,549 Say no more. 1373 01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:42,473 Your suitcase isn't here. Goddamn it...! 1374 01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:45,791 I don't know where you left it. 1375 01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:48,633 How did you know she'd lost her suitcase? 1376 01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:52,315 It wasn't in the car, so logically I assumed she had it. 1377 01:26:52,480 --> 01:26:54,550 Goddamn... My God! 1378 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:57,473 At the church. I left it at the church! 1379 01:26:57,920 --> 01:27:01,151 Don't worry. If it's in the church, they'll keep it for you. 1380 01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:05,836 No, I left it outside! Outside a Protestant church! 1381 01:27:06,480 --> 01:27:08,391 Why were you at a Protestant church? 1382 01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:11,199 How was I supposed to know it was a Protestant church? 1383 01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:14,670 All the churches look the same! They have a bell tower, 1384 01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:17,070 stained glass windows, parishioners... 1385 01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:22,039 And now, well... It could be anywhere. 1386 01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:25,038 Don't even joke like that, you'll give me a heart attack. 1387 01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:37,791 She says to go with her, it might still be there. 1388 01:27:37,960 --> 01:27:40,872 You have nothing to lose. People are very honorable here. 1389 01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:44,077 That's it, go with her. Hurry up, for God's sake! 1390 01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:46,834 Take it easy, you're too uptight. 1391 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:49,798 What's she got in there? Some panties? 1392 01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:52,520 What do you know about panties! 1393 01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:55,352 This is the church. 1394 01:27:56,920 --> 01:27:58,672 I left it right there. 1395 01:28:07,600 --> 01:28:08,715 Luisa! 1396 01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:15,992 Oh my God! 1397 01:28:21,960 --> 01:28:23,951 They put it under the roof. 1398 01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:28,399 In case it rained, so it wouldn't get wet. 1399 01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:32,398 You people are amazing. 1400 01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:41,232 Erika, are Swiss people really... 1401 01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:43,910 very honorable? 1402 01:28:45,160 --> 01:28:46,798 Honorable? 1403 01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:51,112 Where's the honor? A suitcase disappears from a sacred place! 1404 01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:53,669 Crooks, that's what they are! Crooks! 1405 01:28:53,920 --> 01:28:56,832 You must be kidding. From Spain, in a church! 1406 01:28:57,520 --> 01:29:00,830 Oh my God, what am I going to do? Oh my God, oh my God! 1407 01:29:04,040 --> 01:29:05,632 It hurts! 1408 01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:11,712 The other side, Mom. 1409 01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:26,954 Go on, put something on. 1410 01:29:27,120 --> 01:29:29,111 That's all I need, you sick as well. 1411 01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:31,191 - How are they? - How do you think? 1412 01:29:31,360 --> 01:29:33,555 They ate half the banquet themselves. 1413 01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:36,632 Let them clean each other up, it'll be good for them. 1414 01:29:37,240 --> 01:29:41,074 They're getting old, Marcos... and so far away from us. 1415 01:29:42,600 --> 01:29:44,750 Are you happy here, Mari Carmen? 1416 01:29:44,920 --> 01:29:47,593 What? Why are you asking me that? 1417 01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:49,034 Are you okay? 1418 01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:54,232 In Spain people are scraping by, and here we have it all, right? 1419 01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:56,118 Yeah, whatever you say. 1420 01:29:56,280 --> 01:29:58,157 No, Ren�... You'll wake up the priest. 1421 01:29:58,320 --> 01:29:59,673 Not again. Stop that. 1422 01:29:59,840 --> 01:30:02,115 What do I care about the priest? 1423 01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:03,554 He'll hear us! 1424 01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:07,430 The priest, the priest... 1425 01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:12,596 - The curfew, Marcos. - What? 1426 01:30:14,120 --> 01:30:17,476 Remember the curfew. You promised. 1427 01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:23,350 Have you ever made love on a trenchcoat? 1428 01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:25,909 You're the only man I've ever been with, silly. 1429 01:30:26,080 --> 01:30:26,876 Sit down. 1430 01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:29,270 Stop this nonsense, it'll get dirty. 1431 01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:31,431 We'll take it to the cleaner's. 1432 01:30:43,720 --> 01:30:45,358 - Marcos. - What? 1433 01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:49,314 Do you really want my opinion? 1434 01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:07,673 Pablo, I can't sleep. I'm going to check on the girls. 1435 01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:09,273 - Wanna come? - And my dad? 1436 01:31:09,440 --> 01:31:11,078 Your dad is awake. 1437 01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:14,036 What's wrong with you two? 1438 01:31:18,800 --> 01:31:20,950 Don't tell me, I can imagine. 1439 01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:24,633 Those girls are too old for you, damn it. 1440 01:31:25,720 --> 01:31:28,280 I should have talked to you about this years ago, 1441 01:31:28,440 --> 01:31:31,671 but I thought they told you here at school in Switzerland. 1442 01:31:31,880 --> 01:31:33,108 Dad, don't be lame. 1443 01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:35,236 - Nobody told me, but I know. - Yeah. 1444 01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:37,834 I just really dig older women. 1445 01:31:38,880 --> 01:31:40,518 You're a feisty one. 1446 01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:43,238 The call of the wild. 1447 01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:46,193 - Go on, leave if you want. - We do. 1448 01:31:46,360 --> 01:31:50,433 Be careful, we don't want to regret anything later. 1449 01:31:51,520 --> 01:31:54,796 Dad, I need to talk to you. 1450 01:31:56,760 --> 01:31:58,398 We want to stay here. 1451 01:31:58,560 --> 01:32:01,438 We don't want to serve 18 months in the Spanish military. 1452 01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:03,836 You're ruining my night, son. 1453 01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:06,350 You're all we have in this life. 1454 01:32:06,520 --> 01:32:08,511 That would kill your mother. 1455 01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:10,716 Go on, we'll talk later. 1456 01:32:10,880 --> 01:32:14,634 I'm going down for something sweet. I'm craving chocolate. 1457 01:32:15,160 --> 01:32:17,993 That happens to me when we're on the farm. 1458 01:32:18,240 --> 01:32:20,390 - I crave sweets. - Why is that? 1459 01:33:23,680 --> 01:33:25,557 Gotcha! 1460 01:33:26,520 --> 01:33:27,350 Oops! 1461 01:33:27,800 --> 01:33:28,915 Sorry. 1462 01:33:29,520 --> 01:33:30,635 Oh, God... 1463 01:34:19,640 --> 01:34:21,835 15 MONTHS LATER 1464 01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:23,592 Martin, they're here! 1465 01:34:41,440 --> 01:34:42,714 Welcome! 1466 01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:54,273 Identify yourself! 1467 01:34:54,440 --> 01:34:56,112 Pablo, it's me, Juan! 1468 01:34:56,280 --> 01:34:57,918 Are you fucking stupid? 1469 01:34:58,240 --> 01:35:00,196 You scared the shit out of me. 1470 01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:02,920 Where are you going? We can't leave the base. 1471 01:35:03,200 --> 01:35:06,078 Come on, let me leave. I have a date. 1472 01:35:06,680 --> 01:35:09,877 I can't let you leave. Franco died two days ago. 1473 01:35:10,040 --> 01:35:12,270 Damn, what a shitty country! 1474 01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:15,589 I have a date with a hot older lady. 1475 01:35:15,760 --> 01:35:18,354 Confined to the base, who knows for how long. 1476 01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:20,954 I told you, we should have deserted. 1477 01:35:21,120 --> 01:35:23,031 There's no halfway with you. 1478 01:35:23,200 --> 01:35:26,397 First you want to desert, then you volunteer. 1479 01:35:27,200 --> 01:35:29,475 I don't know why the hell I volunteered. 1480 01:35:29,640 --> 01:35:31,551 So you could keep studying in Madrid. 1481 01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:34,149 I wanted us to stay in Switzerland! 1482 01:35:34,680 --> 01:35:35,795 Damn it... 1483 01:35:37,120 --> 01:35:40,317 - We'll be here for a while. - I know, this sucks. 1484 01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:42,911 Oh, by the way, Rita wrote me. 1485 01:35:43,120 --> 01:35:44,712 Yeah? What did she say? 1486 01:35:44,880 --> 01:35:47,269 She's moving to Locarno with her boyfriend. 1487 01:35:47,440 --> 01:35:48,429 Italy? 1488 01:35:48,600 --> 01:35:51,990 Yeah, well... Ticino, the Italian part of Switzerland. 1489 01:35:53,680 --> 01:35:55,636 We could go when we finish our service. 1490 01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:56,949 InterRail? 1491 01:35:57,120 --> 01:36:01,477 No, by car. I saw a convertible 600 for 15,000 pesetas. 1492 01:36:01,840 --> 01:36:03,068 15,000 pesetas? 1493 01:36:03,280 --> 01:36:06,829 Where are you going to get 15,000 pesetas, smart guy? 1494 01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:08,956 Where do you think? From my aunt. 1495 01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:10,719 Damn, that's right. 1496 01:36:11,080 --> 01:36:14,595 Tell me the story again about where she got the money. 1497 01:36:18,760 --> 01:36:21,797 There was a count with lots of land in Extremadura 1498 01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:25,834 and he needed to get money out of Spain. 1499 01:36:26,080 --> 01:36:29,789 And how did he get the money out? In a suitcase? 1500 01:36:30,200 --> 01:36:32,589 Will you let me tell the story? 1501 01:36:32,800 --> 01:36:36,395 So my aunt went with him, they met through a neighbor... 1502 01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:38,994 Your aunt hit the jackpot, man... 1503 01:36:41,994 --> 01:36:45,994 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 108992