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Michael's never met Sonja, right?

So he's trying to be polite.

But he's my boyfriend.

He's not some toy that you can play with.

Luann's taking all the guys!

♪ I've been on a roll ♪

♪ Out of control ♪

♪ On my A-game playing straight flames ♪

♪ Don't even know ♪

I deserve to rest.

Still annoyed at what happened at Kyma.

You know, I was mad at him

because he wasn't listening to me.

Sonja knows exactly what she's doing.

Yeah, she took advantage of the situation.

- Yeah. - Hi.

You know, we're so late.

This looks cute.

Oh, there she is.

I ordered for us because they already take...

They take a long time to order.

If you had texted me you'd be late...

- I wasn't late. - No, you're always ready.

- I was ready. - Next time, leave without her.

All right, let's sit down. We have a table here.

Good to see you too, Ramona.

I don't know why she's such a stickler for time these days.

Palm Beach is more chill.

We don't have to rush like we do in New York City and just...

You gotta show up on time.

- Over here? - I ordered you guys

regular coffee, unless you want something different,

you can go up front.

Take a deep breath. It's all gonna be okay.

Even the queen of Palm Beach can learn a thing or two.

You're the best.

Do you think we have enough food yet, girls? I--

Well, you ordered it.

I mean, I gotta play pickleball.

- Thank you so very, very much. - Thank you.

So I have to bring something up, if I may.

Okay. We had a misunderstanding about Roger, Max at Kyma.

Ramona, can the boys sit with us?

Are we employees only?

You know?

Well, there was no misunderstanding.

I mean, you basically called them my employees--

Well, they are your friends, but they don't work for me

and they're not my friends.

Listen, I see both sides. Let me be the mediator here.

I think we all have different personas

with the people that we're working with.

Like you're... you are the star of the show with them.

I think your delivery to her was harsh.

- I always have-- - Yeah, very harsh.

And so, you've got to remember, although we all love each other,

stay in contact, we really haven't been together

like this in a long time.

So we're all finding our rhythm together.

Rhythm? Speaking of rhythm...

It was just strange. She acted weird.

Well, I'm gonna sh... I'm gonna sh...

Somebody took a video. Check this out.

Look at Sonja.

She's putting her hands up his shirt.

At first, I thought it was cute and funny,

but she's trying to check...

- No, no, don't say that! - I swear to God.

That's just Sonja. She humps everything.

She humps lamps!

Ramona behaved in a way that was proper.

On the other hand, Sonja...

Yeah!

I gave her an inch, and she took the whole bratwurst.

It's the first night she meets him. It's not--

- She never met Michael before? - She never met Michael.

Oh!

She went with somebody to the bathroom

and apparently she... got sick.

- I was really scared. - No, me too.

Listen, I'm not calling her out on drinking.

But she's definitely doing something before she comes out.

So what is she hiding?

I have my suspicions about Sonja and her drinking.

But I just want her to be happy and healthy.

So either she wants to be with us and be the real Sonja

- or what's the point? - Right.

I actually really thought about

how am I not gonna let Sonja aggravate me.

You're trying to get to the truth

and somehow, she becomes the victim.

You just end up being so frustrated

that you look like the mean person.

And I don't want to do that.

I don't know why she puts this barrier up.

- It's almost like-- - And it is a barrier.

That's a perfect word.

What can we do in order to get through to her?

Meaning, to make her trust us?

Almost like an intervention.

We're her friends.

- We're there for her. - Yeah.

When are we back together, all of us?

My girlfriend Shari is holding a yacht party.

It's like pop-up shopping and, and... and lunch.

We'll pull her aside on the yacht, 'cause look--

- She loves yachts. - We got the yacht.

She'll be in a good mood.

I think that Sonja can be jealous of relationships

and she has to be held accountable for her behavior.

Will the real Sonja Morgan...

- please stand up. - Please show up.

- Show up. - You almost got it right.

Hi!

Hi, I have my date today with Nick, the Olympian.

I watched his TikToks and his Instagrams

and he's super cute.

I am more excited than you are.

All right, then!

Recently, I was like, "Maybe I should just go on Raya"

and I saw this guy. His name is Nick.

He's in his 40s. And he was like, "Hi! I'm a snowboarder

in the Olympics!"

I was like, "Yes."

You're taking him to do something he's never done.

He said something about horses, but he didn't say specifically.

I bought some rosé and a red solo cup.

Nothing says a party like a red solo cup.

My interactions with Nick have been through DMs

and text message.

And I get very nervous before dates.

I'm just like. "Oh, my God!"

All right, well, go get ready!

And obviously, tell me everything.

Bye!

I've just had bad luck with dating different guys

and I feel like I've never been in love.

I met my ex-husband when I was 19 years old.

We met at a casting.

It wasn't about love, it was about the job.

Then, after being single for the last, you know,

15 years, I've had some peaks and some valleys.

I've just been through so much that I just need fun.

I just need some life.

Okay, come one, little lamb. Let's go.

Hi, Lupo! Hi!

He's looking at you the same.

"Who is she?"

My friend is coming today to ride with me.

- Who's your friend? - He just was in the Olympics.

Really? He's a good rider or no?

I don't know. I didn't ask.

Look at my socks.

Do men really like the chase?

- Because I know... - Danger.

- Danger. - Yeah.

Oh.

Juan is so attractive.

You can't make it too easy on you guys.

He looks like a romance novel character.

I'm like, what is going on?

Here you go. Try it.

Hello! How are you?

- Look at this place! - I know, it's amazing.

So this horse is named Supermodel.

Supermodel. Is that your horse? It is, isn't it?

- No, it's your horse. - Oh!

- Are you gonna come with us? - Yeah.

I'm gonna go get my boots. Do you need a helmet?

Okay. Helmet.

Like, my hormones are in hyperspace.

Even though I don't have any, they're, like, bananas.

Nick, you're missing the show here.

- I'm not... I... - How many lady...

how many women put on a hairnet for you?

The cafeteria lady at school? That's about it?

I'll tell you what, you've got the prettiest hairnet, though,

that I've seen on anyone in a long time.

I am single and ready to mingle.

I cannot control that there are two wildly handsome humans

in front of me.

- Oh, you got it. - Perfect.

- Nick, are you okay? - Oh, yeah!

Okay. Stay close.

No, you stay close.

You stay close.

All right. Looks great.

Must be our reserved court here, right?

We haven't been getting much exercise, so this is great.

Oh, I'm gonna get my ass kicked.

That means you're gonna get your ass kicked.

I'm gonna get my ass kicked.

Nice!

Ah, got you. Payback's a bitch.

Michael is not used to these women.

So I told Michael Sonja pours on the flirt

when it comes to my man. Have you met Sonja before?

- I can't remember-- - No, I have not.

She loves to flirt with any man that is mine.

I'm scared.

You should be.

I know he's trying to be polite,

but I just found it disrespectful.

I just wish he would have removed himself

from the situation.

Very nice shot, baby.

Come on, Lu!

- Come on, Nick! - Okay.

Where's my... Where's my date?

You come here often?

Literally feel like I'm on a date

with Juan and Nick at the same time,

both men who I am attracted to.

I love that you guys are having fun.

This is how I'm living my golden life.

You know how I can tell that I'm not a horseback rider?

- Why? - Because it hurts.

- Oh... - Yes!

Yes!

We could play pickleball with the girls,

but they just can't pickle your balls, okay? How's that?

You know, pickleball's great for letting out

your frustrations, isn't it?

I've been through some pretty tumultuous relationships,

but you know what? I'm done with that shit.

I need to feel safe and trust the person I'm with.

- Now let's go have a beverage. - Good idea.

I brought us a little glass of wine.

- Let's do it. - Most of the horses I ride are,

like, older and calm.

These guys are, like, ready to go.

She's like, "This is not my first rodeo."

Yeah. I never understood that phrase.

I've been to like five rodeos

and I still have no idea what's going on.

But I do understand that horse girls are crazy.

- Are you? - Horse girls are crazy?

It's a thing, right?

I'm like, a little... I'm a little crazy.

If you don't do what I say, I'll give you a little spur.

A whoop?

Nick is so much fun

and I feel like I'm getting my mojo back.

I definitely want to see Nick again.

And Juan again.

Okay, what are we doing next? Jumping out of an airplane?

- No! - Oh, I went too far.

Oh, no, no, no.

It's good to get a workout in.

You had your workout at Kyma, didn't you?

I had my... I had my hands behind my back.

- Did you? - I was just dancing.

Let me look again at the video.

Did you have your hands behind your back?

I was literally handcuffed behind my back.

I was just dancing.

I know you were just dancing.

I wasn't mad because I was jealous.

I was mad because you didn't listen to me.

...look at this. Okay, wait.

Uh, no, I think your arm is around Ramona

and that's the other one around Sonja.

Not at that point. I started behind my back.

And then, I didn't want to be impolite.

You know, I can't blame them.

You're so damn attractive, baby.

Thank you.

When you're being humped by my girlfriends, vacate.

Couples bicker, sure.

I would say that we have a very healthy relationship.

But if something like this ever happens again,

I'm not gonna go so easy on him. I can tell you that.

Yeah, the girls like to have fun.

They're a good time.

But sometimes, they get carried away.

- Yeah. - Do you know what I'm saying?

Sonja knew exactly what she was doing.

So I really feel like I deserve an apology from her.

It's the girl code! I'm not letting that happen,

no way. He's my man.

- But next time, we know. - Indeed.

Run!

- For your life! - Run for your life, baby.

Coming up...

It's disrespectful.

He's trying to protect his dick right now.

I didn't think you cared 'cause I know...

I'm sure he knows you cheat.

Wait, what?

- Hello. - Hi!

- Welcome in. - Thank you.

We have a wonderful table for you today. Right this way.

- I'm so excited. - All righty. Enjoy.

Thank you. Wow!

Hi, how are you today?

I'm doing great. How are you? Welcome in.

- Beautiful table for you. - Pretty in pink!

It's perfect outside today.

Besides water, did we maybe want something to drink?

I love your mocktail. Let's start with the full test.

Full test.

And may I have a glass of French rosé

but with a lot of ice?

- Coming right up. - It's called the piscine.

Well, I'll bring those two drinks

right out for you, ladies.

Oh, hello!

Hi!

Go ahead, do your walk again, we won't say anything.

They didn't tell us.

I'm very surprised to see Avery and Ramona, I'm sorry.

'Cause it's the restaurant I go to all the time

and it's out of the way.

- Oh, my God. - We love you.

Of course she found it. 'Cause you know,

Ramona's like a truffle pig.

If there's a truffle, she will find it.

And truffles are precious.

Did that sound bad?

I was literally just talking about how gorgeous you are.

You have a great girl. You have two great girls

and I have one great girl.

Avery has arrived in Palm Beach! Yay, me!

Avery's definitely one of my best friends.

And I visit her down in college

and I'd stay with her in her dorm room

and she would take me to the frat parties!

Two years ago, she started

a upscale bespoke travel event business

where she'll take care of everything from soup to nuts.

I'm very proud of her. We think alike, we act alike.

Well, actually, she's more mature than me

and she's more even-keeled than me

and she has all my best qualities and more,

to tell you the truth. None of my bad ones.

Well, maybe some of them.

What's your most popular fish?

If you want a fish I recommended,

it's gonna be a Chilean bass.

- Oh, we love. I'm getting that. - I'm in. Done.

It is spectacular.

So the specials, how much are those?

So the Chilean bass is gonna be $68. Okay?

Split it. 'Cause I had it the other day and it was dry.

- But not here. - Not here. Okay.

- I was gonna say, okay... - Oh, wow, look at that.

- A wonderful Chilean bass. - Oh, it smells delicious.

Wow, lovely.

- This is as moist as you said. - We make it with a lot of love,

- so you can taste that. - I tell you, I'm coming around.

All right. Enjoy, ladies.

- Where were we? - Yeah.

He said my fish is juicy. I'm like, "What?"

That's subliminal messages to me.

You're like, "It's not dry."

So when did Sonja and Luann

and Dorinda come down here?

Well, Sonja's been here, she bought, I think about...

a year or two years ago... Actually,

we were supposed to do sort of like an intervention with her.

- Yeah. - About what?

Because when she sees Luann and Dorinda,

she basically ignores them.

What do you mean?

She has like a barrier. And we used to be all so close.

You don't want her to feel like she's being attacked.

- Right. - So if you're coming in hot,

the three of you sitting her down

and saying, "We don't think that you treat us well."

No, we're saying there's a barrier.

We don't want a barrier 'cause we love you.

Can you just be, like, warmer?

- Why do you need to be there? - 'Cause we're...

we're just wondering...

You know what? I don't know.

I care for Sonja. I have a lot of patience.

I don't know why, I just do.

And I don't really have a problem with Sonja,

and definitely Dorinda and Luann have a problem

with this whole drinking thing.

But maybe it's because they've had some problems

and issues with drinking.

So maybe they're "di-flecting," reflecting... I don't know.

Let's talk about the schedule while I'm here.

- Yeah, so... - I'm excited to see everyone.

Yeah. So tomorrow,

the boat show is a big show now in Palm Beach.

There's gonna be, um, clothing,

there's gonna be jewelry.

I think that it's really awesome now to see you thrive

in your Palm Beach era.

The lifestyle here, it's amazing.

And I'm blessed to have you in my life.

I don't know what I would do without you.

I swear, I don't want to cry,

but I... I don't know what I'd do without you.

- I swear. - I love you.

When I was getting divorced, she would call me every day.

She said, "Mom! Do you know how many girls from college

even call their parents like once every two weeks?"

We'd speak every day. She'd always check in on me.

She's my best accomplishment.

I know. Sometimes I think about how do you survive without me.

Like, you're a walking accident.

All right. Don't be so mean.

Are you gonna go to that yacht party

that Ramona's friend is hosting?

Last place I want to be with all the wannabes

and climbers who want to meet people who have yachts.

Ramona was so bossy at Fivestory. Over here!

- Don't say that! - She was.

- Oh, that's not true! - It literally--

It's a blur, all these activities.

I literally just saw her at Fivestory.

- I haven't seen her at all. - Oh.

Yeah, you said when you text...

So I'm a big group chat person.

So I created this group chat for this friend group.

I'm like, "Hi!"

"Do you guys wanna go on a walk?"

"Coffee?" I feel like I'm always on the periphery.

You and I got divorced and no money.

They have money coming in from the husbands.

It's like... you and I are doing it all.

That's why they don't know what work--

But there's nothing wrong with that.

I met... I went out with this one guy,

- he bought me a car as... - Yeah, I like that.

- A car! - By the way,

remember I told you about this guy I'm dating that, like,

he didn't get me a Valentine's Day gift

and then he came back from three weeks in Deer Valley

and he was like, "Here's the t-shirt."

That's that... Isn't that the joke?

Connecticut guy I met through some girlfriends.

He's, uh, 6-foot-4, blue eyes, gray hair, finance.

Unicorn. Fucking unicorn.

How long have you guys been dating?

- Two months. - Okay.

But I'm not feeling like a priority--

Then you have to communicate that with him

because you're just gonna be upset. You're gonna resent him.

- Right. - And that's going to be like

the beginning of the end.

If there's things that you don't like,

you have to communicate with them because, like--

- They do not read minds. - They don't.

I don't think that Sonja has a hard time communicating

what she wants in a relationship 'cause she's not communicating.

So there's no hard time with it.

I don't know how you're keeping

your three guys straight.

- I really should be dating-- - Three? Four! Five!

Four now? Jeez!

I haven't seen you in two days and you're racking it up, baby.

Racking it up!

I took my... the Olympian to go ride horses with me

and I was, like, so nervous around him.

And then this polo player comes up--

Wait a minute! Last time I talked--

- Sonja Morgan, this man... - Okay, I really, I can't...

- I can't. - I was like...

- I can't, I can't, okay. - "Hola, que tal."

Talking to Sonja about where I am in my life, like,

she understands because neither of us had been

in a very serious relationship after our divorces.

And so I don't feel like I'm being judged

for just enjoying my life.

Wow, you are on a roll!

I'm very flexible. When I go out with my guy, I'm like this.

I face the wall on purpose.

I am just a friendly person

and maybe like what you were saying before about, like,

there's a lot of posers down here?

- Yeah. - And I'm just, like--

You're definitely not a poser.

They can tell because you don't brush your hair.

Me too! They can tell 'cause I put on my eye makeup

but don't look closely in the mirror, so it's all over.

They... it's the zero fucks thing.

They love to fuck zero fucks.

That's us.

I have similar values to Kelly

and it feels good to be with her.

I get my soul food.

Sometimes I don't know what the fuck

she's talking about,

but I know she doesn't know what the fuck

I'm talking about quite a bit...

quite a bit of the time.

So what's your priority?

Besides eat, sleep and dick?

Like, eat, sleep, dick.

Coming up...

You're sucking up to Luann right now.

- She's my friend! - And you suck up to Ramona.

You do not need to tell her about my boyfriends.

I just said there's a pattern.

Shut the fuck up.

Wait, we want to put the bow in the back.

Just... I have my own ideas, okay?

Just let me do what I want first.

I think it looks very pretty. Gorgeous.

Hey Tarzan, we're gonna spend some time with the ladies!

What would I look like if I had a facelift?

Oh, my God, how many years in San Tropez

did I wake up like this and just do this

and go out to breakfast?

Oh, that looks nice.

You look very yachty.

You even have your seashell earrings on.

I do. You like the... Aren't they cute?

I like your hair like this, Luann.

Right? You look beautiful. You ready?

I'm ready to get my phone

and now we're going to execute through today, right?

Execute? Yeah.

Whoa!

- Thank you so much. - Looks like a nice one!

Oh, this is beautiful!

I love boats.

Hey, Shari! You look great, as always. Gorgeous.

Hi, ladies!

So great. You look darling, how are you?

- You all look fabulous! - Oh, wow!

How's it going? Is that you playing?

Oh, okay.

Wow, look at all this.

Can I tell you something?

It's very dangerous for you down here.

All you want to do is shop and drink.

I never thought I'd say, "God, why do we have to go

on another yacht?" Do we need this cardigan?

Where else in the world is it normal

to get all dressed up and get on a boat

and spend thousands of dollars?

But I want to fit in! I'm like, "Oh yes, that's me!

I want to wear a huge seashell."

Pink is my favorite color now.

Black.

- Hi, Ramona! - Hello, girl, how are you?

- You look so pretty. - Jared.

Hi, Jared, Ramona. Nice to meet you.

I flew down from New York because I don't have

my assistant, he goes to college on Long Island.

- Oh nice. - He's an intern.

Okay. She loves her interns.

Sonja definitely is the queen of interns.

- He grew up with us! - Absolutely.

She's a legend in Albany.

I think Sonja has a lot of interns

'cause interns really work for no money,

whereas an assistant, you have to pay.

Do you want anything? I just got a club soda.

- Hi, gorg. - Hi, beauty.

Oh, my God, all your friends are so cute.

- Aren't they nice? - I have to confess,

I haven't washed my hair in a week. I'm sorry.

Well, at least it doesn't smell.

No, it doesn't smell!

- Hi! - How are you?

I'm good. How are you doing?

But I do have to drag Sonja aside at one point.

Oh, really?

Oh, what's gonna happen?

Can you freshen this? Yeah. Thank you.

- You look beautiful, Sonja. - You look stunning.

I love your outfit.

- Jared picked it out. - Cheers!

And I'll send them all, I promise you.

So I have to share something with you, girls.

Go ahead.

I know we spoke about

doing something with Sonja,

but I feel like I don't want to be part of that.

Avery suggested that I really shouldn't

get involved with any type of confrontation with Sonja.

We need quiet time over here.

I'll wait for you.

I think that Luann should call out

Sonja's behavior with Michael.

Because I just can't imagine a world where I would

ever, ever, ever touch someone else's boyfriend or,

God forbid, husband like that.

I'm really worried that Sonja's gonna explode

and fly off, and it'll be a crazy mad house.

We don't need that. I don't need that.

Sonja, come closer. So anyway,

we had such a great time at Kyma Wednesday.

That was so fun.

'Cause that is really the funnest place in town.

- That was gorgeous. - So pretty.

But, you know, I just wanted to say, Sonja, you know,

I gave you Michael, right? To dance with.

- Yeah, yeah. - Okay.

That was hot.

I know. And I'm a good girlfriend

because there was no guys to dance with.

But look at this. Look at this!

It's disrespectful.

He's trying to protect his dick right now.

- Thank you. - That's what you're doing.

But here's the thing. My belly's big--

Oh, my God, the shirt. There's the shirt.

- Damn, I'm getting hot on him. - Yeah.

I'm just Sonja being Sonja.

She's seen it 100 times. I did lift up his shirt

'cause I wanted to show off Luann's merchandise.

But she is kind of controlling.

She is kind of like, "He's mine!"

- You get me? - I'm very sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

I didn't think you'd care 'cause I know...

I'm sure he knows you cheat.

He knows you do that but he knows I don't do that.

- Wait, what? - What are you talking about?

Luann always goes with other people's guys.

- That's not true. - That's not true?

Why are you guys not backing me up here?

Well, you're bumping and grinding on Michael.

That's not fair. It's disrespectful.

It's inappropriate.

You married him, you were staying at my house.

You slept with him one night and you were wasted.

No, I slept with him all the time.

- You were drunk-- - And you said

he was good in bed. He's not good in bed.

Can you explain who Tom is?

Like, the Tom?

Tom is a...

Cheater.

Ex-spouse of Luann's and ex-lover of Sonja's.

I do feel really sorry for Luann

'cause I know she was really in love with him.

No, I slept with him for years! Years.

- Tom told you that 'cause he-- - Well, thanks for telling me.

Thanks for telling her!

You told me you were getting married

and I didn't count 'cause you believe Tom.

Well, because he wanted to marry me, not you.

Tom is my second husband.

And according to Tom, there was a one-night stand with Sonja,

but according to Sonja, it was a regular booty call.

I mean, she could never acknowledge to me

that I was hurt she was with Tom.

Because he was mine.

And it's taken me a long time to patch that up.

Oh, he did?

- Let's go forward. - I can't. The delusion is real.

Let's go forward. Let's go forward.

But he was just ready to marry anyone.

Oh, thanks, Sonja. Thank you, Sonja.

That's really lovely of you.

That is not nice, though.

Tom was just ready to marry anyone.

Oh, thanks, Sonja. Thank you, Sonja.

That's really lovely of you.

- No, that's not fair. - Well--

That's not nice.

She goes after everyone's guys, everyone knows it.

It's insulting and it's her fault

that she would bring this whole thing around

back to Tom. You know, that's my past.

But guess who lives in the past? Sonja.

She crosses the line and now she's insulting me?

She said Tom told her I slept with Tom once.

We were already doing it for years.

That just... drove me nuts.

Like, again, I'm not significant.

Yeah.

Avery, would you do me a favor?

Will you grab my purse that's right behind Sonja?

- Will you do that for me? - Is she...

- Wait, the white one? - Yeah.

- Just say you're sorry. - I'm here to grab Luann's bag.

- No, no, seriously. - She's not coming back?

- You really upset her. - She's not coming back?

She's got her feelings hurt.

- I'm gonna go talk to her. - I've never seen her upset.

Well, she is.

- I'm kind of shocked. - My feelings hurt too.

Luann!

- That's fucking hurtful. - That is hurtful.

She's gaslighting.

So it's really hard for me...

- Yeah. Well-- - To have any kind--

She dismissed your whole marriage,

- which was a very... - That's right.

Both important and painful part of your life.

You know, there's sort of a passive-aggressive anger

going on here with Sonja.

It was bros before hoes with her.

And I thought it was just pointed at me,

but I think it's pointed at Luann too.

Forget about that.

Sonja wanted to have my guy, and that's what keeps happening.

From Harry to Tom, it's that competitive

"I want what she's got."

If only Sonja would have married Tom,

she would have saved me a lot of grief.

There's a sound bath at the top of the stairs.

Oh, I love a sound bath. Let's do that.

Can I repeat what just happened to Avery?

Yeah, go ahead.

So, Luann showed us a video that's she's very upset

- that she felt-- - Not to me.

Sonja got a little too friendly with Michael.

- Like literally bump and grind. - Okay.

He was also leaning right into it.

The point is no one would want a girl to touch their guy

- like, point blank. - 100%.

It wasn't touching, it was bumping and grinding.

So Sonja said, "You know what?

Tom wanted to marry me before you."

- Which is true. - I don't believe that's true,

- but whether it's true or not-- - Okay, I swear to God.

It's so calming.

I can hear her from down there screaming.

- Below the belt. - Luann said I wasn't important.

- Well, I also-- - She went with my guy!

I need this at Bluestone Manor.

Should I become a sound bath-er?

Does Luann have a reputation in town, around the world--

I heard and seen some things and clearly,

by her marrying Tom, she didn't...

- And Harry! - Oh, yeah.

So there was true history with Sonja and Tom,

that's for fact.

The person that had spent more time with him

and knew him the best was Sonja.

It was nice of Luann that she even...

she cares enough to express how she felt.

I think that, then what kind of...

we lost the track was when you started going in the past.

You should have just been, like,

"You know, I was just having fun, I love you."

I've never had an apology from Luann for the whole thing.

You just changed our life, thank you.

Well, the thing is, you never bring it back to yourself.

- Because it's not about you. - I always make it about me.

So that's what's... You were telling me that

- about the guy I'm dating. - I just told you that!

You just told me that, because I...

I texted him, and I go, "Well, I'm glad you're happy now.

I'm still sad." And it's not about me,

it's about him.

I'll be expressing things to my mom

and she makes it about herself and I say to her,

"I'm not talking about you and your feelings.

I'm talking about my feelings."

I want to take her aside another time and say,

"By the way, I understand you were hurt,

but can we now talk about what happened to me?"

Oh!

- Yes! - Light bulb!

I never do that!

Green light!

I'm just looking at Avery like, "Wow,

you really have grown up well."

She nailed it.

We have another event...

Elizabettas.

I usually pronounce everything worse.

I'm just gonna... just pull her aside and say,

you know, "I shouldn't have made it about the past.

I should have just said I'm sorry

I hurt you in this moment."

Yes.

Should we say goodbye to the girls?

I'm good.

♪ You know I'll be by the ocean ♪

♪ If anybody's askin' ♪

Perfect. Thank you.

Jared, get something to eat.

Hello, Lulu.

Hello, girls.

Can we order some rosé?

I'll have a Coke Zero.

Do you have non-alcohol bubbly?

We don't have, like, a non-alcoholic prosecco,

but we have Lemonatta.

It's kind of like a fresh lemonade.

- No. - Sonja, why don't you have

a glass of wine like you do

when you go out with all your other friends?

I'm not drinking since July.

Sonja seems to be trying to pull the wool over our eyes,

but for me, I can see that

there's something going on there.

And she's not being honest with us.

Why are you coming at me about what I'm drinking?

I just want you to be honest.

You should be supportive of me not drinking.

I am! But the problem is, is that

I think that you're hiding it from us.

You should be supportive of me not drinking.

I am! But the problem is, is that

I think that you're hiding it from us.

No, I'm not!

I don't even know what Luann's talking about,

okay? I stopped drinking because I was doing my tour.

When you do four, five cities in a row,

you get sick and tired of being tired.

When I quit, I felt so much better

and I just want Luann to support that.

You know, when she wasn't drinking,

I supported her 100%.

I even went to see her parole officer with her,

you know?

The other night, you were red in the face.

I had to check your pulse.

That's not behavior of a Sonja that's not drinking.

I had the mocktails, which is why I got...

I had that acid indigestion.

I have to go to the bathroom and burp.

From a mocktail.

I don't know if Sonja is drinking or not,

but I feel like I have to do a little bit of

Inspector Clouseau on things she tells you.

Something's... not... mathing here.

We support you in whatever you do, that's her point.

Sonja is an adult.

If she wants to order a drink, she'll order a drink.

Just leave her alone!

You shouldn't ask people who are not drinking--

First of all, can we talk about how you offended me today?

Going into the past, you mean?

Well, yeah, you hurt me all the time. How's that?

- Oh, that's news. - Yeah, you do.

How do I hurt you all the time?

I dance with your boyfriend. I apologized for doing that.

I didn't know it would upset you.

And then what did you say?

"I didn't mean to hurt you."

I wouldn't have done it if, like--

It's not about that. Then you doubled down.

You hurt her when you said that thing about Tom.

"He would have married anyone."

Instead of saying, "You know what, Lu?

I'm sorry. It'll never happen again."

I did say I was sorry.

I didn't say it was never gonna happen again.

I can't control myself sometimes.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, that's not good.

And there's no drinking involved. Okay.

Girls have been saying for days, "I miss the old Sonja.

You know, we want you to drink."

But then, "Don't be yourself!

Don't dance with Michael like you're Sonjarita."

And I'm not even drinking!

I'm just having a great time! I always have a great time!

Didn't you listen to what Avery told you?

Right now, it's about Lu, not you.

You guys are bringing it up.

- It's about Lu, not you. - Okay, Lu.

I'm sorry I said those things.

- I was reacting poorly. - It was mean.

At this point in our lives, we don't need it anymore.

I understand that.

Good.

So hopefully, we can get to a better place, Sonja,

'cause that's where I want to go.

- Okay. All right. - All right?

And we all want this.

We're here to have a good time.

Let our freak flags fly.

And enjoy these golden times of our life. Right?

- Cheers to that. - Nice talk. Cheers.

Listen. We do fight, we make up.

That's the good news. But I just don't like

sometimes how they fight. Life's too short.

All right, on that note, I have to go do my radio show.

- Come out whenever you're on. - Everybody's been on!

You can come on. I'd love to have you on.

I somehow strangely feel like we made progress.

What I discussed with you was at private lunch

so shut the fuck up.

Sonja Morgan, don't talk to me like that, number one.

- Shut up-- - Number two, I'm your friend.

...my boyfriend that I didn't share with her.

Moving on!

Oh, what a difference a few seconds make.

One minute, we're hugging and kissing.

The next I hear screeching and yelling.

I've gotta get out of here fast.

Radio show or not.

Don't sit down in front of me fanning a fire with her!

I am not!

We just made up and now you're adding fuel to fire.

I'll talk to you about my boyfriend when I want to.

- Sonja, do not do that. - No, don't you

talk about something I shared in confidence yesterday

to Luann!

I talked to Kelly in confidence.

How dare she betray me by sharing that

with Luann during a heated moment

when I'm trying to get Luann to understand me?

That's not helping, Kelly.

- That was in confidence! - Do not talk to me like that!

That was in confidence, what I told you.

No, no, no. Stop.

It was literally two seconds ago,

we were just talking about the conversation

that she was having with her boyfriend

in front of everyone.

You were telling me that about the guy I'm dating.

I texted him, I go, "Well, I'm glad you're happy now.

I'm still sad."

I think her pattern is that she deflects.

I shared the boyfriend with you at lunch,

not to tell her about my boyfriend.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Kelly, quiet!

You're making it worse!

You don't stand up for anybody.

- Sonja Morgan... - You're kissing ass! Yes.

Sonja Morgan, I sat there with you yesterday--

And you're telling her I do it with everybody.

Calm it down. One thing I am not...

Yes, you are.

This is not my life in Palm Beach.

This is not my life anymore.

At this moment, I want to hide under the table.

You're sucking up to Luann right now.

- I mean, I think... - She's my friend!

And you suck up to Ramona.

I don't suck up to Ramona.

You're sharing with them things about me--

You're... now you're deflecting.

"Oh, you know what? She does the same thing

with her boyfriend, she's a fuck up."

You can say whatever you want. Do not call me names.

- Well, guess what-- - You can say, "Kelly,

"I don't appreciate how you're talking."

You do not need to tell her about my boyfriend.

Sonja, I just said there's a cycle.

There's a pattern. I didn't tell her anything.

Can we talk less loud?

I need to get a mocktail.

And in the meantime, shut the fuck up.

Oof.

Oh, yeah, like I'm gonna listen to you.

Why would she say that?

You dot my boyfriend.

I need to get a mocktail.

And in the meantime, shut the fuck up.

Oof.

What just happened?

If she wants to say, "Shut the fuck up,"

I don't talk to people like that.

What Sonja said to me? Unacceptable.

But I also understand that she's been a cat

in a corner for a long time.

Hi. I need a mocktail.

She just thinks it's okay to be mean to people

'cause hurt people hurt people.

I thought, "You know what? Shut the fuck up--"

If you're gonna be a child, I'm gonna be up here,

'cause I'm the parent.

And I am the parent in this relationship.

She did this with her boyfriend,

and she's talking about this yesterday.

She's doing it today.

- Okay. - This is a pattern.

- And who knows what she's-- - Kelly, Kelly...

- Not cool. - I think she's...

she's ruffled enough.

You know, when she started attacking you,

you should have looked at her and said,

"We toasted, why are you stirring the pot?"

That's what you should have said. Do not engage.

No.

Meanwhile, I don't even

get my mocktail, and I need it.

Do you want to help you get one?

- Do you need help? - No, I'm good, babe.

- Okay. - Let her calm down.

She's getting red in the face again.

You guys just had a nice lunch yesterday.

She's also very defensive of me, Sonja.

She is.

Here's another indication that Sonja's not comfortable

in her own skin, because... you know,

it was not justified how she reacted to Kelly.

It is not justified how she reacted to me.

She's acting this way with all of us,

except for Ramona, interestingly enough.

So girls, um... Michael's coming back

from Fort Lauderdale. So I'm gonna go. What a day.

- What a day. - What a day, baby.

- Is this Sonja's purse? - You wanna give it to her?

I think she's at the bar.

I'm gonna go and see her before I go. Love you.

I'm so happy you're here, Avery. You're beautiful.

Mwah.

I thought I was gonna lose weight when I quit alcohol.

I'm actually still gaining weight 'cause it's all sugar.

So proud of all of you.

- I brought your purse. - Thank you, darling.

- Your phone, your glasses. - I came here once. Thank you.

All right, I have it all.

So listen, you know, this old talk,

ten years ago, and Tom, I don't want to talk about that.

I had enough trauma in this town.

I didn't know that you were... banging Tom.

Exactly, 'cause he told you we were nothing, I know.

No, that you had a one-night stand.

- Yeah, that's not true. - We know he's a liar.

- Yeah. - He'll say anything.

That's why we have to stay together as friends.

Our friendship, which is a long one.

- Yes, and going forever. - I want that back.

- Yeah. - But--

- Don't make me cry. - Honest truth.

- Don't make me cry. - Well, I will make you cry.

Only I can make you cry.

I'm not going anywhere.

And you and Kelly? You... that's on you.

That's all... that's done.

I don't even know what happened there.

What the hell? Why is she doing that?

We just made up! She was adding salt to the wound.

- And then I realized-- - I don't know.

She said, "Nobody's inviting me to do anything."

"I don't really have any girlfriends."

Everything. We've included her with everything.

No, but what about the text chain?

She's like, "Hi! I'm doing this!" Nobody answers.

I'm the one spending time with her alone.

I mean, honestly, we have a real "Et tu, Brutus" moment here.

She's not a real friend.

And I think I'm the only real friend

she has in this group right now.

Where's her loyalty to me? Where's the respect?

When you got up and you were very upset...

- Yes? - I was waiting for Kelly to say

"You know Sonja loves Luann.

"Nothing can come between them, not even a guy."

- Why is she yelling at me? - No, no... okay,

you know what it is? She felt betrayed.

She wasn't standing up for me.

Well, because she was upset for me.

Yeah, but she doesn't give a shit about me.

So I'm done with her. I know a lot of women

that marry into certain wealth

and I call it a suck-up put-up.

And Kelly is a suck-up. She is a kiss-ass.

And I despise it. I really don't like it

when I see it in other people.

I even paid for lunch!

I'm done. I have no time for her.

I want girlfriends who know the girl code.

Luann met Michael with his wife. He's not divorced.

Okay, stop, Sonja.

But don't worry, we have a lot of drama in any case.

Can we do the shoot and just go?

You're giving me anxiety. I spent the whole night

in the car. We could hear it and I'm... I'm so stressed out.

One person stand up for me!

But not nasty.

Don't fuck with me, okay?

You didn't care if I was not filming and didn't get paid.

What happened to Ramona?

Thank you!

Fuck you. Bye.