Original subtitles

This programme contains very strong language

INDISTINCT SPEECH

INDISTINCT SPEECH

♪ We want you to be one of us... ♪

INDISTINCT SPEECH

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

GLASS SHATTERS

KEVIN COUGHS

KEVIN GASPS

TELEVISION PLAYS QUIETLY

CANNED LAUGHTER

ELECTRICITY HUMS

There is no sort of, you know, programme

where they're trained for domestic violence at the minute...

MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH

Oh.

LAUGHTER

PHONE RINGS

PHONE RINGS

NUALA COUGHS

NUALA COUGHS

Er...

NUALA SNORES

MYRID CLAPS

LAUGHTER

Eh?

NUALA COUGHS

Now? Is that why you're here now?

Oh, no! Youse are... INDISTINCT CHATTER

OK, we're going to stop it. SHE LAUGHS

NO SOUND

What did I learn?

I learned I was fucking... Off my trolley!

Erm...

Yeah.

WIND BLOWS, RAIN PATTERS ON ROOF

What did they say?

CONTINUES TO TALK INDISTINCTLY

What did they say to you?

INDISTINCT CONVERSATION

I'm going home.

PHONE RINGS

KETTLE BOILING

KETTLE CLICKS OFF

MYRID SNIGGERS

Ow!

SHE SOBS

THEY LAUGH

Shit. Show her...

CAR ENGINE STARTS

CAR DRIVES AWAY

PHONE RINGS

PHONE RINGS

PHONE BEEPS

BEEP

SPEAKS IN UNISON

SIGHS IN UNISON WITH RECORDING

LIP-SYNCS TO RECORDING

PHONE RINGS

The Wild Rover by Lankum

♪ I've been a wild rover

♪ For many's a year

♪ And I've spent half me money

♪ Drinking strong ale and beer

♪ But now for the future

♪ I must take better care

♪ In case that misfortune

♪ Might come to my share...

♪ ..I left in your care

♪ It would buy me ten acres

♪ And my family rear

♪ Wild rovin' I'll give it over

♪ Wild rovin' give o'er

♪ And I never will be called the

♪ Wild rover no more... ♪

CHAINS CLANK

MACHINERY RUMBLES

A Hero's Death by Fontaines DC

♪ Life ain't always empty

♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah

♪ That was the year of the sneer Now the real thing's here. ♪