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I'm so intellectual. I would love you to store my brains right now.

I just want to be brainstormed. Really?

I want someone to store my brains. With what?

Someone to store my brains, baby.

Wow, what do we have here?

You tell me I don't like these questions being answered with a question.

What do we have here?

We have here right now, just me.

What can you say about that?

Well, what I would say is like you look perfectly fit, verifiable, and ready for

a veritable brainstorming.

Some brainstorming. I would love some brainstorming.

I'm an intellectual girl.

I'm so intellectual. I would love you to storm my brains right now.

Storm your brains?

Storm my brains. That reminds me of something I really like to do.

You want to know what it is?

What is it? Fucking your face.

But I like your more intellectual way of putting it.

Storming my brains.

So we're going to storm your brains.

Yeah.

Yeah, we're going to storm your brains.

Shit. I want to storm your ass.

When can we do that? Next time, maybe?

No ass storming tonight?

Maybe we'll see about it, but it's all up to me.

It is always up to you. Like, I'm very, very thoughtful of a model's

limitations. And as beautiful as you are, and you're my friend on top of

that, we will definitely make sure that your limitations are respected.

Okie dokie.

Trust me.

What? That's horrible. We're on camera. Do you trust me or not? Like, wait,

what? I started laughing.

Well, I'm not going to stop. You got to let the folks at home know you trust me.

I hope you do.

Do you trust me?

Wait.

Okay.

Am I going to be an actress tonight?

Mm-hmm.

If you trust me.

Do I trust you?

Is that a rhetorical question?

That is a rhetorical question.

So yes, you do. Is that the answer?

It's implied, is it not? It's implied. But I think the boys and girls at home

watching, you storm brains with me, want to know if you trust me unequivocally.

Boys and girls, I do trust him.

Take note.

Okay, you're annoying.

This needs to be good.

Show me your tight little ass.

I'm fucking tight.

You have 28 minutes. 28 minutes to get my brainstormed?

Yes. That's some weirdness. I don't like these deadlines.

28 minutes.

For those of you who like it short.

That's sweet.

That's sweet.

So, why don't you tell the friends at home, like, I've enjoyed brainstorming

with me in the past.

Hmm.

I love to brainstorm.

Yeah. Particularly our first time. I think that was really nice. We were in a

shithole in the Lower East Side.

That is true.

What was that guy's name, the bartender we hung out with?

Remember that? At that one restaurant, Italian restaurant.

Nolita.

I feel like his name was, he's Ecuadorian, I know that. He was a great,

fun guy.

I actually was looking at the card that you guys gave me. I didn't give it to

you. He gave it to me.

Maybe he wants me.

Maybe. I can't blame him. Look at you.

Like any girl that walks into my bar with a purple mask on, I want her

instantly. True.

True, true, true.

How good are you going to storm my brains?

Wait, stop.

Rewind.

You're not storming my brains.

You're making me laugh. I'm making myself laugh. Oh, my God. People are

going to be like, fuck, we didn't come here to have your brain stormed. We

wanted to see her brain stormed.

So let's rewind, undo, delete.

Never happened.

What do you want?

I want to storm your brains, if that's okay.

Okay.

Okay, what?

Stop.

Okay, what?

I just want to be brainstormed. Really? I want someone to storm

my brain. With what?

Is that not implied?

I don't like implications.

I want to hear. I want my brain stormed with a big...

Nobody likes to hear my retarded voice, so I'm just going to let you do that.

But if you don't mind, I'm going to have myself a quick sip of my scotch.

I'm going to get you a glass of water and I'll be right back, okay?

Okay.

You're so annoying.

Annoying? What?

Oh my god, look how fucking hot you are.

Wait, there's a speck here. We can't have that.

What is that?

All right.

There it is.

It's like the lining from the... The little white thing on your black. There

it is.

Spread your ass for me a little bit.

Not really.

Not yet?

You have to deserve an A.

Oh, I think I deserve that.

I don't know. We'll see.

You know, of all the times we've fucked, I enjoyed our very first night fucking.

I'll be the judge of that.

Okay.

The front or what? Yeah.

Help me.

Let me hear you suck that cock.

Let me hear you moan on it.

It's the first time I ever said that to anybody.

Oh,

wow.

Oh, let

me hear

you, baby.

I can't wait to fuck you.

Fuck fuck fuck.

Oh, fuck. Beat that cock in your tongue, baby.

That's it.

Let's not spit.

You make me so fucking happy.

Oh, wow.

What's not to love?

Baby,

you're so beautiful.

Take your panties off.

It's 948.

i'll give you until 10 o'clock i'm gonna get up and leave i said

9 45 so should i give you until 10 that's my max

okay at 10 p.m i'm gonna get up no matter what stage we're at oh my god

Save.

I'm like working out.

Point to it.

Yeah, where am I going to come?

Right here.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Do it. Do it.

Do it.

Do it.

You messed up my pains, baby.

Okay, open up. I'm gonna fuck you up.

Oh.

Shut that fucking up. Come on.

Slip those balls while you jerk.

Fucking day fucking day

My god

Come on

me

I want to see you play with your pussy.

Show me.

Show me.

Don't worry about your left and right hand. Play with your pussy.

With both hands, play with it.

I'll take care of that.

I'll take care of this don't worry about that

Did I tell you?

Just get on those balls.

Oh my God.

I want him to come. Where?

Like right now.

Where? All over me.

Where? On my face and my body. Like right now.

It's a good turn on. Oh my God, it's such a huge turn on. I need him to come

on me.

I need him to come all over me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Come on me.

Come on me.

Yeah? Yeah.

Come on me. Oh my God.

Yeah.

I just want you to come on me.

Please You

guys

I'm late to my party.

What should I do?

I should audition.

I can't.

I do look cute on this camera.

I have a party to go to but do you want to see cum on my face?

You should stick around if you want to watch that.

If you don't believe.

I look really good on this camera.

Wow.

This is HD as fuck.

I look really good here.

Wow.

Oh, great lighting.

I need this camera.

I'm going to take it.

If you don't finish right now, I'm going to leave because I said I was going to

leave at 9.45 and it's 40 minutes after 9.45.

I like gave in way too much.

I'm serious.

I was so ready to come when you were doing that. No, you weren't.

I truly was.

You were ready to come 20 minutes ago.

Now I have to pee.

You'll pee real quick?

No. Don't pee? Okay. I want you to finish.

Can you do that thing where you're holding and talking to the camera and

everybody turns around?

Okay, but you have to finish within... If you don't finish within the next five

minutes, I'm leaving.

I promise.

I'm definitely leaving.

Matter of fact, five minutes. Okay, guys.

If someone doesn't come on me in the next five minutes, I'm absolutely

leaving.

Okay?

I look so cute My hair looks

so good and there's like lighting Wow

Cute

Is it recording?

It says REC So yes

This camera does love me. I look so good in it.

Okay.

Wow, I need this photo of me.

Wow,

it looks so good.

This camera is amazing.

Oh, I need it.

Do you think I look good or not like this?

Maybe you look super beautiful today.

I'm not asking you.

Oh, shut up.

Wow.

No.

Should I start vlogging naked?

Hey guys, this is naked vlog episode number one.

I'm on my way to a Christmas party right now.

I just got fucked.

So deliciously.

So sweet.

Except he's being mean.

And, like, yeah.

Just, like, rude.

Just rude.

So, like, inconsiderate of my time, you know?

What can I do?

Well, fans.

Okay. Bye.

No, bye. I just got a little set room for you. No, it's... I told you.

I am serious.

You're being so inconsiderate.

You don't get everything that you want.

Some things are all up to me just take note of them.

Come down lower.

Come down lower.

Watch your forehead getting its cogs up.

Grab it.

Keep sucking.

Okay, now you can fuck me.

No, you can fuck me.

Hey. Get on the bed.

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