Original subtitles

- [shrieks] - [whooshing]

[Gunter quacks]

[tinkling]

[whooshes]

- [bats chitter] - [shrieks]

[ducks quacking]

[opening theme song playing]

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go To very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog And Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

[whispering] Side Quests.

[whimsical music playing]

[music distorts]

[Princess Bubblegum] Chocolata Lepus.

A chocolate rabbit.

- [yawns] - [scribbling]

It drinks...

chocolate.

And eats...

- Huh, chocolate. - [scribbling]

- Animal alert! - [Finn and Jake gasp]

Huh? What are you guys doing?

Uh, well, Princess,

a chocolate rabbit is cool and all, but--

[shouting] We're gonna do our own wildlife watching!

- Ah, woo-woo-woo! - Uh...

Ah, woo-woo-woo!

Okay, just remember the zoologist's creed.

[shouting] Observe! Don't disturb!

Man, you just gotta say what you want.

- Ladies respect that. - I'm trying, sensei.

- [distant meow] - [both gasp]

Wild stuff detected! Yah!

[meows]

Aw! Licorice Cat.

[wheezing]

Aw, come on. We can find some better stuff for Bubblegum.

[wheezes, spits]

[whimsical music playing]

[shrieks, gulps]

Ugh!

That's nature, baby.

Hm. Hey, what's going on back here?

[both] Whoa!

[Finn] Chromatic!

[majestic music playing]

[Jake] It's nice that his beauteous elk features

are balanced with his dumb-dumb face.

Finn?

So majestic.

- Gotta pet it. - [majestic music continues]

- Wait. - [music stops]

Didn't PB blah blah something about observe,

and don't, uh... don't...

Don't worry about it.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Thanks, bro.

[suspenseful music playing]

Pet.

[shrieks]

[thuds]

[Finn gasps]

Whoa, big fella! [groans]

[shrieks]

[groaning]

Oh, no!

[frantic yelling]

[Cinnamon Bun gasps, groans]

That's it. Ow!

Ugh, what's going on?

Now I'm thinking this has something to do

with elk-guy's antler thing.

Oh, yeah.

[breathing heavily]

Hey, you better fix this, big guy.

[grunts angrily]

- [shrieking] - [Jake groans]

[Princess Bubblegum] Finn! Jake!

What did you guys do? [gasps]

[exclaims]

[both] PB, we're sorry!

We didn't mean to.

It's as I feared.

You've unleashed...

Candy Ragnarok!

Is that a type of hard candy?

No, it's the candy extinction event.

[both gasp]

Here! Get these antlers back on the Candy Spirit.

Only he can reverse Ragnarok.

I gotta get my people to relative safety.

[whistles]

[squawks]

We won't fail you, Princess.

[Jake] Man, this guy's really balding out.

[Finn] He left his mark all over the place.

Oh, there he is!

[gasps] Get down!

Okay, so it's just... pfft...

to... pfft.

Right. And this dude's jumpy as all get-out.

So I'm thinking silky smooth vibes.

Nah, let's just bum-rush him!

- Come here, big baby! - Jake!

- [Jake] Come here! - [grunts]

- Come here! Come here! - [bellowing]

Come here! Come on, man!

- Come here! Come... - [snorting]

Hey, quit moving around.

[grunts]

- Jake! - [Jake] You got this, buddy!

Huh?

- [shrieking] - Uh-oh.

[Finn yelling]

[groans in pain]

[ferocious shrieking]

[suspenseful music playing]

- [frantic yelling] - [rumbling]

[Princess Bubblegum] My people!

[cheering]

[Chet breathing heavily]

Don't panic, Chet.

Everyone! We're going to the Candy Bunker.

Banana Guards, evacuate the Caramel Quarter.

[both] Yes, Princess. Hup, hup, hup!

Hup, hup, hurry!

And Gumball Guardians!

[gasps]

Ack! Where are they?

Um, they totally ditched us.

Wait, what?

Princess, are we gonna be okay?

Of course. Gummy Babies.

We've got Finn and Jake!

- [bleating] - [Finn yelling in pain]

Quickly! Follow me!

[frantic chatter]

All right. We'll be safe here.

For a time.

[grunts] What the...

The Butter Gates are locked?

[worried chatter]

Hey! Who's in there?

[voice] Password, please.

Gumball Guardians?

[Gumball Guardian 2] Error! Entry denied.

You have two tries remaining.

"I'm Princess Bubblegum," all caps!

[gate clanking]

[Candy People] Huzzah!

- Huh? - [thuds]

What are you doing in here?

You have a duty to protect the Kingdom and the Candies.

Negative.

Candy Ragnarok is an all-is-lost event.

You may stay here in the shelter

if you wish, Princess.

We're playing Card Wars.

What? You'd play a card game in a situation like this?

You selfish, rotten balls of gum!

Let the others in.

Negative. No space.

- [both] Card Wars! Card Wars! - [Princess Bubblegum] Whoa!

Okay, I'll play you.

I'll even give you two v. one.

And if I win, you get your butts out and do your duty.

What do you say?

Prepare to get pwned.

[sighs] I don't know, man.

It just feels like we try this type of thing a lot.

Is it kind of played out?

Shh, shh, shh.

Trust me, I got this.

Just be ready with the antlers.

[Finn] Okay. You look great, man.

[Jake] Thanks, pal.

[in sultry voice] Hey, there.

Want a snack?

[snorts]

[snorts]

So this might be...

No, no. That's too much.

[snorts]

Can I, uh...

No, we just met.

Can I sniff the shiny part of your head?

[snorts excitedly]

[snorts]

[sniffs] Now, Finn! Now!

[yells]

- [shrieks] - [Jake grunting]

- [Candy Spirit screams] - [Finn yells]

No, no, no, no, no, no!

[groaning in pain]

- [Jake] Finn, look out! - Oh, nuts.

- [Finn grunting] - [Jake whimpers]

[Finn grunting]

[Jake] Stop!

[Finn groans]

[cracking]

[shrieking]

[rumbling]

Oh, shucks! This guy really hates his antlers.

I think we're just ticking him off more.

Oh, how wonderful returning to my beloved Candy Kingdom

after a well-earned vaca--

[exclaims, screams]

[both] Oh, no!

[Gumball Guardian 2] What do you think?

[Gumball Guardian 1] I don't think a corn-based deck

is viable anymore.

Are you joking?

Corn is forever.

[Princess Bubblegum] Um, Guardians...

Can we... You know?

You can't rush deck-building.

Your deck is your true self, made manifest.

At least let the other Candy People in.

Maybe they can watch.

- Hm. - Wait.

I got a better idea.

You can wait outside while we finalize our decks.

Get out here, card dorks!

[rumbling]

- Everyone, run! - [crashes]

[Candy People clamoring]

Please, everyone! Try to stay calm!

Screaming and panicking will only make things worse.

[Finn and Jake screaming]

Finn and Jake?

Agh! Princess!

Uh, we didn't get the antlers on,

and we ticked off the Candy Spirit more.

- [surging] - [crashes]

[menacing music playing]

[all whimpering]

Oh, no, he's getting balder!

And angrier!

And it's accelerating the sugar inversion.

Oh, Candy Father, who art in Cotton Candy Heaven...

[Candy Person] Candy Devil, save me!

It's almost beautiful...

- Ew! Gross! - [Candy People whimpering]

This is gross!

- [Princess Bubblegum gasps] - [Finn] Whoa.

- [Jake grunting] - [Finn yelps]

- [Jake breathing heavily] - [frantic shouting]

[all yelling]

Come on, PB! You gotta have some last-ditch smarts

to throw at this guy!

Sorry, Jake.

Math and science are no use against magical rage.

- [indistinct chatter] - Math and science...

No use...

[Jake and Princess Bubblegum chatter indistinctly]

[pensive music playing]

So much pain. So much rage.

Rage is pain, and pain...

hurt!

And hurt is feelings.

Feelings that are hurt!

[pops]

And instead of sugar,

- salt! - Yes, Jake.

Yes, that's genius!

- [Finn] Guys! - What?

- Listen! - Whoa, Finn,

y-you got a little, uh... [whistles]

I know. I think I have an idea.

- [pops] - [grunts]

What? Build a giant spaceship

and fill it with as many creatures as possible?

- Is that your-- - [Finn] Hi-yah!

Oop, nope. There he goes.

[yelling]

[grunts]

Candy Spirit!

We're sorry for messing with you.

Can you please put your antlers back on? Please!

Please! Please, please, please, please, please,

please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

Bald is beautiful.

[whispering] Thank you.

[ethereal chime]

[uplifting music playing]

[music crescendoes]

Stunning.

[Candy People cheering]

Hooray! Hooray!

We did it!

All Guardians are buttheads.

Finn?

Aw, man, that was great.

You just dropped your knees and asked for forgiveness.

Yeah! Who wouldn't listen to someone sincerely begging?

So brave.

Thanks, guys.

[Candy Spirit telepathically] Finn the Human.

[ethereal music playing]

Believe in yourself,

and all of your dreams will come true.

[Finn telepathically] Thank you, Candy Spirit.

I will carry your divine grace

as the wind carries the seasons

until the end of my--

[Candy Spirit neighing hoarsely]

Oh.

[closing theme song playing]

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies And bees ♪

♪ We can wander Through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪