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Hi! I'm Patrick Star!

Hi! I'm Patrick Star!

And I live with my parents! Ow!

This is my dad!

This is my mom!

This is my sister! She's shy.

This is my grandpa!

This is my room!

And this...

This is my show!

What kind of day

will we have today?

It's time to play the calendar game!

"Give... Tinkle...

-a buhh--" -Shh!

He'll hear you!

If we don't maintain the element of surprise,

we'll never be able to give it to him!

Give what to him?

His B-A-T-H.

Oh.

Oh, don't worry.

I gave him one of those yesterday.

He loved it!

Really?! But you don't look mauled or chewed on at all!

How'd you do it?!

Hah. Like this!

Tinkle!

-Here ya go, boy.

Your bat!

Not bat!

Bath!

Huh. That was a lot easier than I thought!

I'm tellin' ya, he loves that bat!

This is it.

Cecil Star is gonna pay

what he owes me.

-Today's paper?

-Yoink!

Grr!

Not again!

There's nobody home!

Grr!

Get back here, you Cecil Star.

Rabid toilet!

Aww.

Tinkle really likes Squidward.

-Oh, yeah!

-Help!

Call the toilet police!

-Tinkle's just playing!

Besides, there's no such thing as the--

Toilet Police!

Hold it right there.

Huh. You learn something new every day.

What seems to be the problem?

Rabid toilet!

-Ow!

- Tinkle, drop it!

I mean it.

This your toilet?

Yes, but please don't send him

to the porcelain factory!

What? We don't do that.

You don't?

All he's gotta do

is get a certificate

from an obedience class.

An obedience class?!

Come on. I'll give you a ride.

Gee. Thanks, officer.

So much for the justice system.

Here we are, Tink.

The Appliance Training School!

Welcome to "Your Appliance and You"!

I'm Professor M!

Let's start with roll call

and a fun tidbit about our problem appliances, eh?

Eh, Bunny Star?

Here!

No matter what I do,

my toaster won't stop burnin' the dang toast!

Ooh.

Eh, Mr. Walker?

Present.

My ol' butter churn don't work too well no more.

Phooey.

I see.

Uh, Mrs. Tentacles?

My VCR keeps eating

all my soap operas.

Ooh.

And Patrick Star?

My pet toilet bit her grandson's butt.

And-and held on and shook him around

like a wet piece of bologna.

And what is he doing right now?

Uh, eating all your paper sandwiches, sir.

Eh, look. That thing is technically an appliance,

but it's really more of a weird, unruly pet.

Fortunately, the School For Weird, Unruly Pets

is right next door!

Now get out!

Okay.

'Scuse me, son, time is money.

Alright, everyone, let's hear names

and weird pet issues.

One at a time.

I'm Mama Bass

and this is my ill-tempered son.

Mother!

I am trying to read!

Uh, okay. Next!

Ooh, you brought a pet bug?

What? No, he's the pet!

And who are you calling a bug?!

My mistake.

Next?

My Gar-bear is a perfect angel,

aside from the, uh, shoe eating.

And the sock slurping.

Hmm. We'll have to start easy with this group.

Everyone, please ask your pet to sit.

Sit? Ha!

That's all he ever does.

-I command you to sit! -Huh?

Wait. No!

Alright, Gary, let's show 'em.

-No. Not the other shoe!

Gary, no!

Tinkle, sit!

No, Tinkle, you sit!

Oh, you think that's funny, huh?

Well, we'll see how funny you find it

after you fail the obedience course, uh--

Huh? Where did they go?

Tinkle! Here-- Oof!

Who's a good boy!

Oh. Not bad.

But can you show me teamwork?

Wow!

Magnificent!

Outstanding!

I am pleased to award this certificate of completion to--

-Tinkle! Not again!

Yeow!

Drop the behind!

Since toilet training didn't work,

it's time for a more permanent solution.

They're getting away.

I'll catch them!

I have a side gig as a bounty hunter.

Number's on the card.

Stop, criminals!

I've got a plan.

I'll corner us on top of that cliff.

- Whoa!

What?! We're cornered!

You're cornered.

-I just said that!

-Who's there?

It's not very often an old, blind man gets visitors.

Have some nice, piping hot soup.

What's for dessert?

How about a big slice of...

Humble Pie!

Move!

You're coming with me.

But what about the pie?!

Time for justice to be served.

You don't have to do this!

He's too young to be disassembled!

Disassembled?

Who said anything about that?

He's going to the Upstate Appliance Sanctuary.

Maybe it's for the best, Tinkle.

Go on.

Share the bat with your new friends!

Nice to see he's flushed out of my life for good.

Huh?

Wait. What?

Blegh.

Tinkle!

You weren't attacking Squidward.

You were saving him from a butt-biting sea worm!

Well, this changes everything!

Your toilet is a hero!

Hip-hip!

Hooray!

Now go home and celebrate, both of you.

You know, falsely accusing a toilet is a serious crime.

Fortunately, I know a judge that can handle your case.

How do you plead?

Insanity.

Ahh. Zee Krusty Krab.

Bikini Bottom's

favorite burger joint.

Wouldn't it be fun to see what it's like 30 years later?

Let us peek inside and visit with our old friends

who are now middle-aged.

Hello!

Can a sea star in his late forties

get some help around here?

Ow!

W-W-Welcome to Krusty Krab 3000!

Can I take-take-take your order?

Uhh, I'd like three Krabby Patty 3000s

and... uh...

Th-Th-This is a hologram touch menu!

Simply touch the items you wish to-to-to order!

It's a touch menu!

Touch the items you want to order!

I'd like three Krabby Patty 3000s.

Every time he comes in.

Hey, SpongeBob!

The order thingy's busted.

Hah! Funny how that only happens when you show up.

Anyway, let's print out your order.

This new tech is great and all,

but there's one thing it can't do.

What's that?

Push the start button.

Thanks, pal.

Anytime, big guy.

Yep, the ol' Krusty Krab's come a long way in 30 years.

But it's still friendly...

...tasty, fast, and...

Gah!

...classy.

Patrick, I've got great news!

The network just green-lit

The Patrick Show reunion special!

Cool! When's it on?

Tonight! But before we can watch it,

we gotta make it!

A reunion special?

I should definitely be part of this.

Oh, for sure!

Someone's gonna have to clean up after the show.

Ohh! Time sure flies

when the French Narrator says 30 years later.

Oh, you can say that again.

-Time sure flies when-- -Mom! Dad! Guess what?

Patrick and I are bringing back The Patrick Show

for a reunion special!

Oh! That's terrific news, Squidina!

It's nice to hear television is still a thing.

Hey, Mom and Dad!

Patrick! It's been so long!

Yeah! Where ya been, son?

Living under a rock or something?

Ohh! What's the matter, sweetie?

It'll be a really sad reunion

without GrandPat on the show!

All we have left of him is this.

I ain't gone yet, ya dummy!

And that's a dadgum cookie jar!

Cookies?

Can you believe it, Patrick?

It's been three decades since we did our last show.

Slappy?!

I knew the show would come back!

How long have you been under there?

Since Patrick went off the air.

I have crossed oceans of time to--

Now all we need is an audience!

Hello, Instant Lawnie Service?

I'd like to place an order.

Initiating Lawnie deployment

in 3, 2...

Well, this is it!

Ready to bring back The Patrick Show?

I was born Patrick.

And we're live!

Ladies and gentlefish, he's back!

Pa-- No.

The-- Well...

No.

One last time.

He's back, the one, the only, Patrick!

I'm Patrick and this is my show!

And we're back!

My first guest is like a father to me,

and my second guest is like a father to him.

Please welcome to the stage

Cecil and GrandPat Star!

Isn't this great, Pop?

Now we can go anywhere without ever leaving the couch!

Hmm. All this newfangled hooey.

Now which one of these is the brakes?

Uhh... This one?

Ow! Whoa!

-Ow! -Ow!

Okay, GrandPat, how 'bout I take that?

I know what I'm doin'!

Just lemme turn the dang thing off!

See?

Easy.

Thanks, GrandPat!

Now let's see what our old friend

Dr. Plankenstein is up to!

-What's this button do? -Whoa!

-Excuse me. -Watch it.

-Outta my way. -Could you move please?

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Hey, wait a minute!

How did you end up in my body?

Hey! Gimme my body back, you big oaf!

Go SpongeMonster! Go!

-Get back here!

I made you and I can unmake you!

-Slow down!

Executive Producer Squidina Star here.

Talk to me.

No. The reunion special

is not just old people being old, wrinkly, and injured.

The next segment is classic Patrick Showstuff. You'll see.

Warm round of applause for our next guest,

Bunny Star and her oldy-foldy wrinkle-gami!

Uhh...

Hi, everybody!

Are you ready for some wrinkle-gami?

Here we go!

Ta-da!

Two wrinkle-gami cranes!

Flap, flap!

Sorry, what's that, ma'am?

You're--

Uh-oh, you're breaking up.

Hey, Patrick! Got a call from the network!

They said to nix the wrinkle stuff ASAP.

-Flap, flap!

Ow!

Buh-bye, sweetie!

And now, get ready to laugh

because here comes the Joke Tank!

Hey, Squidward!

What do you call a shrimp

that's always getting injured?

Accident prawn?

Say, Slappy, how is the moon like a set of dentures?

Simple.

They both come out at night.

I guess that's not too bad.

Hey, young folks!

What's one thing that always goes up

but never comes down?

Your age!

-You get it?

Oh, y-yeah-yes, of course, ma'am, right away.

-I understand. -We're all gonna die--

Y'know, kiddos, they say I have the body of an 18-year-old!

Well, give it back, you're getting it wrinkled!

I'm not old!

I'm vintage.

I am old!

I'm older!

I'm ancient!

We're canceled?!

You can't just pull the plug on us!

Ugh! Cancel me?

Cancel us, will they?

Not if I cancel the network first!

Time to go to work!

Time to find another job! Ha-ha-ha!

Okay, everyone,

cue the big finale!

It's over.

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