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Hi, I'm Patrick Star!

Hi, I'm Patrick Star!

And I live with my parents! Ow!

This is my dad!

This is my mom!

This is my sister! She's shy.

This is my grandpa!

This is my room!

And this...

This is my show!

The Patrick Show proudly presents, Bubble Time!

The segment where Patrick Star blows bubbles

into dazzling, elaborate shapes!

And now, here he is!

Patrick Star!

It is bubble time!

Just a dab of bubble solution is all we need.

Ta-da! It's a ball!

Hey! He's right! It is a ball!

Okay, okay, okay, okay! Here's another!

It's an orange.

Orange? Looks more like a grapefruit to me.

You want a grapefruit bubble?

I'll show you a grapefruit bubble!

Squidina? I need more bubble juice.

Just hang tight for a minute, everybody.

I ordered another bottle.

It'll be here in six to eight weeks.

Hey, while we're waiting, let's turn our heads

and see what's happening in the opposite direction!

Hey! This is funny!

Dang it, SpongeBob.

Why don'tcha watch where you're going?

Because life would be less interesting.

SpongeBob, you're in my way.

You're in my way too! What a kwinky-dink!

Co-inky-dink.

Fine. I'll step aside!

-Samesies!

-Sorry. Oops. Oops again. -Hey. No. SpongeBob.

For the love of Neptune, can you move?

You know it!

Whoo! Woot-woot!

If we put this on the air, we'd get huge ratings.

SpongeBob!

Aww. I think somebody needs a hug!

Get away from me!

Oh, great. Now we're all squiggly wiggly.

Your act is brilliant!

You must do it on the Patrick Showstage!

We'd love to!

-Wait, what? No. -Yay!

Where are we going? No, no, no, no, no!

Hello, everybody!

But, Squidina! I was in the middle of a show!

Patrick, there's an old show-biz maxim...

don't waste all your bubbles

and then make the audience wait six to eight weeks

for more bubbles.

Hey, Squidward, you're in my way!

Oh, no. I'm not doing this again!

Sorry, folks, show's over.

Squidward, we love you!

You do?

In that case...

SpongeBob, you are in my way!

Ze next day...

Hey, everybody!

It's a brand new Patrick Show!

And I got something you're gonna love!

Macaroni necklaces!

Squid! Square!

We want the Squid and the Square!

Squid-Square! Squid-Square!

Just think of them as your warm-up act.

-Okay.

Excuse me, sir.

You're in my way.

And I have to deliver these strawberry pies.

Oops!

But these are blueberry pies!

Oh, I'm sorry. How about these?

Oops, my bad!

That's lemon, you ninny.

Oh, how about this?

I bet this one's strawberry!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I cannot believe this.

All those pies. Wasted!

Ze next, next day...

4:00 p.m.!

Time to get ready for the show!

Wardrobe!

Hair and makeup!

-SpongeBob? -Hey, Patrick!

Squidward and I are getting all made up.

You think our audience will like it?

Your audience?

But it's my show.

Ooh, that reminds me.

Psst! Psst!

Squidina, check out my new bit for the show!

Pickle ball court judge!

Order in the Pickle Court!

These pickles are guilty of being too salty!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Uh, that's great,

but I'm really busy getting the marquee ready

for today's show.

Hey! That's not how you spell Patrick...

And that's not how you look, Patrick.

They want SpongeBob and Squidward,

I'll give them SpongeBob and Squidward!

It's time forThe Patrick Show

starring your favorite comedy duo,

the Squid and the Square!

Huh?

Oop!

I'm cranky and I want to go there!

I can't see. I've got paint in my eyes.

What's going on?

-Help!

GrandPat, where are you?

Ooh, a sandwich.

That's my sandwich!

Get out of my folds, you dope!

-Boo! - We want SpongeBob

and Squidward!

We are here! Sorry we're late!

Somebody stuffed us in a bag!

Now we know how groceries feel!

My eyes!

My head!

Sorry, Patrick,

but the audience wants what the audience wants.

And that's SpongeBob and Squidward.

But you can perform in the new black box theater!

Well, Mr. Squidward,

this audience sure seems excited.

It seems like they're ready to watch a show.

Hey, Clowny.

Don't we have a beautiful audience?

No!

-Ow.

SpongeBob, come on. Our fans are waiting.

Now, Clowny, don't you hit me again.

Ow. Ow.

Again! Again! Harder!

Sorry, Squidward, I'm quitting the act.

SpongeBob, no! Wait!

Wait.

Now that I've got you all to myself,

let me introduce you to my new partner.

Hey! It's SpongeBob! And he's with Patrick!

I remember Patrick.

Yeah! He was funny.

You took my lollipop.

-Hey, Patrick. -Shh!

We're trying to put on a show!

Patrick?

Amateurs.

-Patrick, I-- -SpongeBob!

What are you doing here?

Aren't you in the middle of a show?

I quit. This is your show, Patrick.

It makes you happy

and I don't want to take that away from you.

Aww.

Aww!

Aww.

Thanks, buddy!

I think this moment calls for a hug.

-Yeah! -Yeah!

Yeah!

Philistines.

Ooh!

These trucks always have

the funniest bumper stickers.

Can't quite read it.

Better get closer.

We're under attack!

Hmm. What's that say?

Ha...

He-Hazar...

He-Hazelnut?

Oh, hazardous!

Ehh, I don't get it.

Huh? The sun's gone missing.

Underwear?

Underwear from Heaven!

For the love of Neptune,

I got to track down my payload

before it's too late!

Honey! We're gonna be rich!

I've been blessed with an overflowing bounty

of underwear!

And I'm going to become

a door-to-door underwear salesman!

But doesn't everyone already have underwear?

Glad you asked.

In the dead of night,

I'll sneak into their homes,

steal their underwear,

and they'll be forced to buy new underwear from me!

Me! Only me!

Ze next morning...

Thanks for bailing me out of jail, honey.

On the upside,

we learned stealing is technically against the law.

On the downside,

I'm a complete failure!

What am I gonna do with all this underwear?

I have another thousand pairs in the garage.

Ah!

Mom! The thing with my pants happened again.

Okay. Let's get you changed.

Wait. That's it!

Everyone has underwear,

but nobody has overwear.

Patrick, you're a genius!

Time to get selling!

Come on, son, I need a model.

Hello, sir or madam.

I've come to you with the latest fashion

direct from the shores of...

smuh-- smuddgeee...

What do you think that says?

Hmm. It says here,

you're an idiot.

Oh, okay. Uh...

-Behold! -Ta-da!

I already have underwear.

Yes, we all do.

But this, my dear lady, isn't underwear.

It's overwear!

Hit it, son.

So...

do we have a sale?

Oh, very interesting.

I'll tell you what.

I will give you...

three seconds to get off my property!

Forgot my briefcase.

Overwear? Hmph!

Over-bloomers are where it's at.

Ugh. What do you want?

Enough. I don't need to hear anymore.

Because I simply love the idea

of wearing underwear on the outside.

Just like all of my favorite superheroes.

I'll take one pair.

Size petite.

Petite?

Well, the customer is always right.

Try 'em on!

Do you mind?

A perfect fit!

Excelsior!

Bikini Bottom?

I'm running outta time.

Neptune's Palace?

Surely he's hip to new trends.

Ah, my pizza is...

...not here yet.

Who let you in?

Opportunity lets itself in.

And we've got the offer of a lifetime for ya!

Eugh! Underwear?

On the contrary!

Meet overwear!

Quiet, peasant!

I don't even have legs!

How am I supposed to wear these?

Ooh, not bad.

I could even use the extra hole as a scabbard for my trident!

A king could get used

to this kind of comfort and style!

You sure can, Highness!

How many pairs?

I-I don't know.

Let's see if the court wants some too.

Hey, everyone, who wants overwear?

They like them not!

You have embarrassed the King with these tightiest of whiteys!

Begone!

Ha-ha! Missed me.

If we can't sell these,

we'll be eating overwear for the rest of our lives!

Promise?

Wait. I have an idea!

Think about it, son!

Think? Uh, okay. I'll try.

King Neptune's favorite part was the trident holder!

Ergo, we slap as many bells and whistles

on these things as we possibly can,

and I guarantee this overwear will sell like hotcakes!

Can we add horns too?

Son, you're a natural!

The Patrick Show Presents:

A Runway Extravaganza!

Here we have Patrick wearing the headlight special!

And here's Squidina

in the overwear leisurewear line!

And here's Bunny offering a great value on ad space!

And here's GrandPat with a personalized pair!

The Dartfish are looking fabulous!

And it's Patrick Star again with the Big Sipper!

Take it! Take my money!

Three, four, five. Here's your change, sir.

Keep the change!

These are worth every penny!

Thanks very much!

Have you seen my underwear?

Have you seen my underwear?

Have you seen my underwear?

Well, I never!

I see how that sounds.

My underwear!

It's everywhere!

Actually, it's overwear!

It's all the rage!

Where did you get those?

-Over there! -Over where?

Where did you get that underwear?

Uh, common misconception!

This is actually overwear.

Over what?

Overwear?

I don't know, pal.

You tell me!

This is a new style of clothing

called "overwear."

Yeah, we made it ourselves.

Phew! Can't tell ya how relieved I am to hear that.

'Cause if those bad boys came from my truck,

they'd be about to expire!

Uh, expire?

Yeah, I was takin' 'em

to a toxic waste containment facility.

That underwear is made of highly unstable nano-fibers

and could explode at any minute.

Explode?

On that note, please excuse me.

I gotta find the monster responsible for this.

Don't worry, son, I know how to make this right.

So here's the plan.

We start a new life,

where nobody knows what we've done!

What about Mom? And Squidina?

We'll find a new mom.

And a new Squidina.

You get used to it after a while.

It's not that.

My tummy hurts!

Oh!

The expired underwear...

Don't you mean over--

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