Original subtitles

Hi! I'm Patrick Star!

And I live with my parents! Ow!

This is my dad!

This is my mom!

This is my sister! She's shy.

This is my grandpa!

This is my room!

And this...

This is my show!

Thanks for coming to Casa de SquarePants, Patrick!

Are you ready for the coolest day ever?

Oh, yeah!

Are you ready to get wild?!

Yeah!

Are you ready to party

like no sea star has ever partied before?!

Oh yeah!

Let's get this party started!

SpongeBob, that was mind-blowing.

Did you kiddos have fun today?

We sure did, Mrs. SquarePants!

I think it's time Patrick was heading home.

Aw, does he have to?

-Wait!

What if we upgrade this playdate into a...

Sleepover!

Can we? Can we, please?!

I don't see why not!

As long as you two boys are on your best behavior!

Woo!

Hey, SpongeBob!

I've been working on my juggling.

-Look!

You're getting a lot better, Patrick!

Thanks!

Boy, SpongeBob,

I wish every day could be like this!

I don't see why it couldn't, Patrick.

You're always welcome here. Consider my house your home.

Yeah.

Your house is my home...

Huh?

What the--

Whoa!

Patrick's floor?

Patrick's ceiling?

Everything Patrick owns?

Patrick, what's going on here?

Oh, hey, SpongeBob.

You said your house is my home.

So I'm bringing my home into your house!

Oh, you sure brought a lot of stuff into my house.

Oh, I didn't. They did.

-Oh, and, uh, Squidina.

Alright, I need workers three through six

to start setting up cameras for today's show.

Now, SpongeBob, I've got a special job for you.

What is it?

You're gonna have the coveted title of...

-PA.

Wow! A PA!

Uh, what is a PA?

I. Don't. Know!

A PA assists with production.

But why don't you grab us some coffee?

Ma'am, yes, ma'am!

Two espressos coming expressly!

Mom! Dad! Guess what! I'm a PA!

Which I think stands for Pretty Awesome.

Uh, that's nice, hon,

but what are you two doing in here?

We're doing Patrick's show.

In our house?

I'm not sure that's the best idea.

But we have a growing audience!

Lawnies incoming!

Ah!

Nice to meet you, Patrick's other mom and dad!

I look forward to watching your every waking hour.

Okay, people, we're live in three, two...

-Hi! I'm Patrick Star!

And I live with SpongeBob's parents!

This is SpongeBob's dad!

This is SpongeBob's mom!

And this is my best friend!

PA, where's that coffee?!

-He's new.

This is...

Uh, I think it's a ghost.

This is my new room.

And this is my show!

Whoops, sorry.

I didn't know you were using this room.

Cut!

Welcome to the home away from home special.

-Our first segment is...

Treasure Hunt!

Ahoy, mateys!

This house is pretty old

and everybody knows that old houses have treasure in 'em.

So let's see what we can dig up!

Turns out the treasure was...

-...copper wire!

Now if I can just yank it out.

Uh, the treasure's a little stubborn.

Get over here, treasure.

Treasure!

Oh! The true treasure was in fact

this sandwich, ham...

...a dozen eggs,

-baking soda, pizza! -Oh.

He is a growing boy.

It's time for Painting With Friends.

And all I need is a friend.

-Oh! Who could that be?

Here's your paper, Mr. and Mrs.--

Patrick?! What's going on?

I'm painting!

With friends.

Painting, huh?

Well, why don't you let a professional

show you how it's done.

No, silly.

It's not painting with friends.

It's painting withfriends.

What's the difference?

Hey, that's not half-bad. I-- Whoa!

Oh, that'll come out with a little club soda.

And for those at home,

if you don't have a friend handy,

you can always paint with an old potato.

Not a potato.

Quiet, potato.

And bonjour!

Well, I don't know about art,

but I like what I know,

and I know I'd like to get to know my audience.

So we need a volunteer for our next segment,

-Getting To Know You.

Who wants to come on up?

Oh! Me! Pick me! Pick me! Please!

Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?

Oh, how 'bout you, Slappy?

So, Slappy, what's your deal?

Oh, I'm just a regular average Joe

who likes darkness, decay, party tricks.

Ooh. Show us a party trick.

Okay. I've got this new one.

Whoa!

Patrick! Do you like dark roast or...

light?!

Uh, Patrick Star...

We need to talk to you.

You sure do!

'Cause you're the next guest on The Patrick Show!

Come on down! Have a seat!

So what's on your minds, Family SquarePants?

Uh, well, it's kind of hard to say this, but, uh...

-Margaret? -We'd like you

to leave our house and never come back. Mm-hmm.

"Leave our house and never come back"?!

You said today's magic words!

Which makes you the winners of...

-some copper wire! - Oh!

What's left of Slappy!

- Ah!

And this bedroom set!

Uh, that's ourbedroom set.

And that's not all!

You've also won a lifetime supply

of idea bricks!

Um, Patrick, where did you get these bricks?

Oh, they were just laying around inside the walls of your house.

Patrick, I got the coff...

...ee! Oh no! It's a disaster!

I forgot the cream!

Oh... Our house is gone.

Where are we gonna live?

And where am I gonna do my show?

-Ow!

Hey! I have an idea!

Hey, Mr. and Mrs. SquarePants!

Make yourselves at home.

Don't worry, we will!

Ah!

My house is your house.

My house, your house!

There's fresh towels in the hall closet!

Eh, they'll find 'em.

Finally got your coffee, Patrick!

Oh boy!

This is coffee?!

Blech!

Welcome to showbiz, kid.

On today's super-powered episode

of The Patrick Show,

we're looking at the legacies

of some very special guests!

Some very special guests!

Hey, guys, I said the thing.

Aww!

They're dreaming.

They're missing their cue!

Nurse Helga, can you wake them up?

I'm afraid this is no ordinary nap.

This is the mother of all naps:

-the post-lunch nap.

Their one weakness.

They'll be out for at least the next few hours.

Okay, new plan!

Introducing our super-special super-guest...

-The Amazing Nurse Helga!

to, uh...

What are your powers, again?

-Powers?

I know CPR.

What have you done?!

We're supposed to be savinglives,

not destroying them!

It is not real. It is a dummy.

-You blow into it, and-- -Oh!

I saw this on TV!

Foie gras!

And that's how you save a life.

That was my lucky dummy.

I've had it since the war.

-You!

You are my dummy now!

-The role I was born to play!

Good. I will now demonstrate how to perform CPR.

Grip the nose area, and blow.

Let's go in close.

Tonsil camera!

- Mwah!

Mwah!

Mwah!

Oh! What a woman!

All she needs is a severely injured

patient/romantic interest to take care of.

She won't be able to resist me.

And now for the beast of resistance!

This here's my ticket to some intensive care!

One good whack and Nurse Helga will be mine.

- Bye, Nurse Helga! -Huh?

Take care!

Uh-oh. Better get down there quick!

-Are you okay?

Oh, I don't know!

I took a pretty nasty spill just now.

I think I may need some...

mouth-to-mouth.

I was not talking to you.

I think I cracked my butt.

Also, I think my pelvis is shattered.

Not to worry.

I will take care of you.

I will not leave your side 'til you feel better.

Ah, phooey!

Oh, the pain!

Oh, the agony!

That should be me in pampered agony!

Wet floor?

Bingo.

Oopsie! Whoa! Whoa!

-Whoa! Whoa!

Ta-da! Huh?

Dadgummit.

There, there.

-Sounds like the tea is ready.

Welcome back to The Patrick Show!

She may be cold like steel

but you're gonna love our next guest.

Please clap for the explosive Millie Terri Cannon!

Millie, I'm so thrilled to finally have you on my show.

And not just for your fiery personality.

Nope, I want you to "fiery" a cannonball

right at my stomach!

And I'm gonna catch it!

Ready?

Bombs away!

-Not today, junior!

-It's my turn to take the brunt!

Okay, Millie, let 'er rip!

GrandPat! What are you doing?

I'm hoping for lead poisoning.

You can't do that!

We don't own those cannonballs!

They're rentals, and we have to return them!

I'll just reach in here...

-Careful!

-Don't fall...

...in.

I tried to warn her.

Please. Allow me.

I don't feel so good.

You must've caught one of the dozens of ancient plagues

-trapped in my folds.

Poor dear!

You shiver like tadpole.

Nurse Helga will take care of you.

That was supposed to be me

wrapped up like a little babushka!

Great! Now you'resick?!

Not sick...

Hungry!

And there's no one left to cook for me!

I need Nurse Helga to feed me.

Forget it!

She only takes care of the injured!

And I'mnext in line!

Well, we'll just see about that!

Yeah! We will!

Oh, Nurse Helga!

Whoops!

Emergency in the downstairs hallway!

Happy soft landing!

Rats!

You're welcome.

Sorry,

just keeping my beloved grandson safe.

Oh yeah? And why would you do something like that?

-I'm onto you, GrandPat!

Running super fast until your leg muscles explode, eh?!

Oh, no, no, no.

I will be planting this beautiful visage

into that brick wall!

Oh no.

Not if I face-plant first!

What's a guy gotta do to take some damage around here?

Ooh!

Oh, Patrick, I brought you a peace offering.

A brand-new fluffy pillow.

Wow! Thank you, GrandPat!

Yeah, feel free to use that soft, cushy thing

for whatever might come up.

-Now if you'll pardon me,

I'll be taking this here sledgehammer

right upside the noggin!

Oh, no you don't!

- Whoa! -Huh?!

Where are you going?!

-Ah!

Whoa! Whoa!

Those bricks were meant for me!

Whew! You're boiling like a little crab!

Nurse Helga!

Jeepers creepers! What do I do?

I guess I have no choice

but to administer mouth-to-bump resuscitation.

Welp, here goes.

Huh?

Nurse Helga's secure. Move out!

Danke!Out of this madhouse.

Nurse, I think I need medical attention.

Nurse GrandPat is officially on duty.

-Water!

-Huh?

-I need a... -Oh!

...tissue.

Thanks!

Pillow needs fluffing!

-Huh?!

Another bite of the Wellington.

Ah!

Hmm, could you be a dear and reheat?

-Water!

-Pillow!

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