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Hi! I'm Patrick Star!

And I live with my parents! Ow!

This is my dad!

This is my mom!

This is my sister! She's shy.

This is my grandpa!

This is my room!

And this...

This is my show!

It's Hypno A Gogo!

Featuring... Dr. Mesmereenie!

It is I, Dr. Mesmereenie!

As I was saying,

I Dr. Mesmereenie,

greatest hypnotist in all the five seas--

Ah-hem!

In all the six--

I mean, seven seas!

I've hypnotized thousands!

From heads of state, to heads of lettuce!

Ooh!

I am so powerful,

I can even put myself to sleep!

And I do... every night!

And now you, my audience, are getting sleepy!

-Very sleepy...

-Huh?! -Wake up!

He's putting us to sleep!

S... leep!

Holy shrimp! Squidina, it worked! It worked!

Not seeing or hearing you,

but I'm assuming it's goin' great!

Now! On the count of three,

you will all become...

chickens!

One!

Two!

Three!

Huh?!

Cheep cheep!

Wow! Every household in Bikini Bottom

is watching our show!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Grease up the skillet, Ma!

We're having chicken for dinner!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

You can't eat these chickens!

That's our audience!

Ya gotta turn 'em back!

- Okay...

Boy! Where's my pocket watch?!

I'm late for my hot date with Granny Tentacles!

Hey!

You can't be swangin'

family heirlooms around willy-nilly--

My name's not Willy. It's Patrick.

Anyway, look!

-At what?

A buncha maroons tearin' up mah yard?!

But I hypno-fied them!

Try again, boy!

I don't believe in that hooey!

And gimme back my watch!

But hypno-soriasis...

...is real!

Uh-huh.

I bet I could even hypno-sty you

if I wanted to...

Oh-ho, really?

Alright then.

Let's see it, boy!

Turn me into a--

-You're sleepy! -Eh?

And you're a chicken!

Turn him back!

-This is too weird!

When I snap my fingers,

you'll be nasty, crusty, mean ol' GrandPat Star!

Huh?! Huh?

See?! Hooey!

Now it's time for mah date!

Alright, you two!

I'm headin' out for my big date with Granny.

Okay, didn't ask ya, ya wrinkly old coot!

Yeah, leave us alone, dum-dum!

Well, well, well.

Look who finally got some chutzpah!

Later, nitwits!

What a ding-dong, eh?

What gives?!

This park is crowded with geezers.

-Out of the way, geezer!

Yeah! Move it or lose it!

Ah! There's a spot.

Ahh!

-I'm ready!

For retirement.

What's goin' on?

Bah!

I better go find Granny.

There you are, my darling...

Pipe down, whippersnapper!

Yeah, have some respect!

-What's going on here?!

I'm the old codger,

not you people!

My hip.

Figures.

It was his turn to pay for dinner.

Don't you know that exercising

cuts years off your life?

On the other hand,

you'll die sooner.

Yeah, keep up the good work,

yah ol' fool.

Patrick, you're old too?!

No.

Just trying you on as a costume!

Oh, gimme that!

Don't you know better than to go around

pretending to be someone else?

Huh?! Someone else?

That's it!

Since every idiot in town

watches your stupid show,

which I'm having a hard time believing,

they've all been hypnotized to think they're me!

- Psst. You're on.

Yeah, I heard ya.

Perch Perkins here,

where it seems like everyone and their grandmothers

has aged decades overnight.

Tell me, how does it make you feel? Mm-mm?

Tired.

-Ow! My back!

-Ow!

-Ow! Our backs!

Ooh. My fiber supplements are kicking in.

Don't bother me for a couple of hours.

"Couple of hours"?

Oh, you naive child.

Hypnotism ain't hooey!

Patrick, get your costume!

We need to hypnotize this town back!

Ooh!

You are getting sleepy!

-When I snap my fingers,

you will be as you were before!

What? Darn cataracts, I can't see!

I don't have my glasses!

What are you doing coming to my house?

Can't you see I'm watching the Historical Network?

Is that really how I sound?

What a jerk.

I know!

Beat it! I'm watching the Historical Network!

I'm busy watching the Historical Network.

Hey, Patrick!

Eh. Don't bother me,

I'm watching the Historical Network.

Everybody's too busy watching the past

to pay any attention to us.

Well, I don't blame 'em.

I live in the past.

Huh! That's it, GrandPat!

You're a genius, boy!

While they're all sitting on the couch,

we'll enter history and show up on the Historical Network!

Let's go!

Wah!

Yahoo!

This Day in History!

-New York!

For 40 years, the Empire State Building

reigned as the tallest--

-People of Bikini Bottom!

Return to who you were before!

Bigger!

We've gotta go bigger!

Three, two, one...

Mission control, we have lift off.

Whoa!

Hey, what the heck is that?

Return to who you were before!

Return to who you were before!

Return.

Return to who you were before!

Return.

Return to who you were before!

...who you were before!

...before!

...were before!

Whoa! Ugh!

Hey! It's almost time for my show!

Let's see if it worked!

Huh! Open sesame!

We did it!

Oh, boy, we did it!

You! You didn't turn them back

to who they're supposed to be, ya idgit!

You returned everyone to what they were before

when they were chickens!

Ooh.

Chickens, huh?

Let's turn them into fried chickens!

When I snap my fingers, you will--

Haven't you done enough damage for today?

Yeesh! Now, if you'll excuse me...

I've got a date!

Come on, you old hen.

Tonight, dinner's on me.

Now it's your turn, home audience!

Ooh!

-You're a chicken.

You're a chicken.

Mmm. Chicken...

Do I smell

an In-continental Breakfast?

You sure do, Patrick!

Grab a plate!

Oh, boy!

Huh?!

Oops, silly me.

I guess I was cooking without ingredients

this whole time.

But luckily, there's plenty of breakfast fixings in the--

Oh, fiddlesticks!

Looks like we're out of groceries.

Patrick, could you be a dear

and go to the grocery store for me?

Mom! No!

Don't you remember what happened the last time Patrick went

to the grocery store all by himself?

Hmm...

Let me just grab my wallet.

Err...

now which pocket was it in?

Oh, yes.

The explosions...

Squidina, why don't you go with Patrick?

But, Mom!

I'm a 'sponsible, mature adult.

I wanna go by myself!

I only blew up half the town last time.

-I know how to help.

That tickles my brain.

Alright, Patrick, using that earpiece

and observing you through these monitors,

I'll guide you through your grocery store adventure.

Don't do anything I don't tell you to do!

Aye-aye, Captain.

Except breathing!

Aye-aye, Captain.

First, grab a shopping cart!

Got one!

Hey!

What's next, Squidina?

Now, walk into the store!

-Walk?

Yup, just like a shopper.

How am I supposed to do that?!

It's easy!

It's just like any other walk.

Ahh!

I can't do this!

Don't panic.

I'll walk you through it

step by step.

First, you move your legs up and down.

Right, then left.

-Right.

-Left.

Right. Left.

Hey! I'm doing it!

I'm doing it!

I'm walking like a shopper!

Uh, Patrick? You're not going anywhere.

Then I just gotta walk even harder!

Right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left,

right, left, right, left, right, left...

Woo!

Uh, could you slow down

a little bit, Patrick?

-Oh! Sorry!

You can go a little faster than that.

-Oh.

Okay, we need Kelp-O's,

doughnuts, eggs...

Patrick! Watch out for that turtle!

You mean this rock?

Wah!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

That'll be 124 dollars and 71 cents.

Here you are, my good man.

-Thank you. Come again.

-Ahh!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Wow! Wee!

Oh, yeah!

What do you want?!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

We got another one.

Thanks, kid!

You're welcome.

I'll take those too.

Wait. What just happened?

Patrick! Some scary-looking stranger

just took all our groceries.

Guess I gotta go into this scary building

to save our breakfast.

What is going on here?

Huh! Just as I thought!

It's an underground crime ring

stealing shopping carts

all over Bikini Bottom.

I don't know what they're doing with these stolen carts,

but it looks like ours is next.

Okay, let's play it cool, Patrick.

Just stay calm and we'll contact the authorities.

Play it cool.

Wah!

Oof!

Was that cool?

Grrr!

Looks like we got an intruder, fellas.

Yuh. How about our fists intrude on his face?

Ah, Squidina!

I don't know how to fight these guys!

You may not know how to fight

but you do know how to walk...

like a shopper!

-Right!

Left! Right! Left! Right! Left!

Left-left-left-left! Right!

Grrr!

Left! Right!

-Right and left! -Gah!

Huh? Right!

Shop till they drop.

-Eh?

Look what the cart dragged in!

Oh, hi there, little girl!

Where's your momma and dadda?

I ain't just any little girl.

I'm the little girl behind this whole operation!

Helen the Felon!

Seeing you have fun on that cart makes me sick!

While all the other kids got to have fun

riding their shopping carts,

my parents never let me.

Na-na-na-na-na-na!

And why was that?

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe it was 'cause I never put my toys away.

'Cause I ate dessert before dinner

or 'cause I committed one too many felonies.

It just ain't fair!

So I've been stealing all the shopping carts

from all over Bikini Bottom

and using their parts to build this.

The Omega Cart!

Cool! Goodbye.

Oh, no, you don't.

Now that you've seen my operation,

I can't let you out of here.

Who? Me?

Uh, Squidina, what do I do about this awesome kid?

Run for your life!

Ahh! Right! Left! Right!

Fire back with groceries!

Okay!

Sorry, food!

Ooh!

Ha! That oughta slow her down.

Outta my way, people!

Wild cart chase coming through!

-Someone could get hurt!

- Stop!

Oh! Bricks "R" Us?

Oh, no!

Debris Depot?

Oh, no!

Toxic Waste Emporium?

Oh, no!

Ahh!

Help! A little girl's trying to kill me!

Did you see that?

Yeah! Riding a shopping cart without a license plate.

Get her!

Um, Squidina?

What do I do about the draw bridge?

Squidina?

Squidina!

Squidina said not to do anything that she doesn't say.

Squidina?!

-Huh?!

-Fall, Patrick!

Fall!

Okay.

Wee!

-Oof!

Patrick!

Bricks? Toxic waste?

And scrambled eggs?!

These are all the things I need to finish breakfast!

Thanks, sweetie!

I told you I was a responsible adult.

I hardly caused any disasters this time.

Ooh! And you brought guests?

Let me go! Let me out of this chair!

Open up the jail cell.

Here comes the prisoner.

Needs salt!

Ooh! I'll go to the store and get some.

Let me just grab my wallet, hey.

Uh-oh.

Ahh!

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