Original subtitles

Hi! I'm Patrick Star!

And I live with my parents! Ow!

This is my dad!

This is my mom!

This is my sister! She's shy.

This is my grandpa!

This is my room!

And this...

This is my show!

So when you work

together as a team,

anything is possible.

Guys! Guys!

This is no way to start our team building retreat.

I think we're all getting a little hot-headed here.

Why don't we cool off with a nice cold beverage.

-Larry? -Okay!

Ah, great. Look what Larry did to the drinks.

Janet was in charge of the cooler!

Oh, oh, that's funny, Bobby,

because apparently you're in charge of...

getting on my nerves!

-I'm not gonna tell you again!

Maybe this is a good time for a break.

It would take a genius to get these bozos

to work together.

-Hey, folks!

Welcome to an extra intensesegment

of The Patrick Show that we call...

Scared in Your Underwear

where I have to survive alone in nature

with nothing but my underwear.

And this camera.

When you're roughing it in the great outdoors,

you gotta catch your own food.

So to lure in something to eat, we'll set a trap,

using this complete breakfast.

Bunch of grown-up babies.

They don't pay me enough to--

Ooh! Muffins!

Whoa! My trap didn't catch an animal,

it skinned one!

-It's getting chilly.

I better put on these animal pelts!

Hm, there's gotta be more animals to eat

somewhere around here.

The hunt is on.

Do you guys hear that?

Wait. You look different.

Hmm.

Eh, close enough.

So what's next, Mr. Instructor?

I'm not Mr. Instructor.

I'm just looking for food.

But the schedule says lunch isn't until the end of the day.

Catered lunch?!

Well, call me Mr. Instructor!

When I'm done, you won't just be...

"a team building,"

you'll be a team skyscraper!

Getting To Know You!

Alright, team, let's get to know each other by saying our names

and a fun fact about ourselves.

But you have to wear a blindfold,

and you can only talk if you have the ball.

Toss Larry the ball, bro!

Ball.

Huh.

Nope.

-Uh-huh!

Think fast!

I'm Larry.

And my fun fact is...

you just broke my face.

Do we have to wear blindfolds?

Shh! No talking without the ball, person talking!

-Now you can talk.

I'm Janet and my fun fact is that I dominate

on the softball field.

I gotta be more careful out here.

Whoa!

Phew.

No screaming without the ball!

Trust Falls!

It's simple. I fall back

and trust that one of you will catch me.

Get ready, Fred!

See?

Nothing to it.

Hmm, that doesn't seem so bad.

Stop right there, mister!

Little falls only make little trust.

-We need to make bigtrust.

And how do you suppose we do that?

With a big fall!

I'll catch ya. Trust me!

- Is he serious?

-He is.

Wha-what're you doing here?!

Who's going to catch me?!

Shh. Trust me.

Huh?

I'm safe?

Yeah, but you gotta catch the next guy.

How is this possible?

Teamwork.

I think those bees stung my eyeballs.

Way to crush it, team!

Let's move on to the next exercise!

Debate!

Alright, team.

For your next exercise,

start by climbing down this rope.

Question!

How does rope climbing help us with debating?

You would debate that, Janet!

Come on!

Rope climbing's a great

upper body workout!

Ugh, fine.

Hey, someone left cheese here.

You did it! You found "da bait"!

Da what?

Da bait is da-licious.

But da bait just made me more da-hungry.

Hello? I heard my class screaming.

Hello!

Ugh, being an instructor is hard.

I wish this lunch would hurry up and get here.

Oh boy! Lunch!

You!

We've had all we can take!

Yeah, buddy.

I know you want us to be closer,

but this is ridiculous!

We tried to roll with your stupid lessons,

but Larry don't roll with lobster rolls.

Now meet the team of...

Our fists in your face!

Could-could we pummel me after lunch?

-Shh! Quiet, tummy!

That wasn't me!

Seasquatch!

Class?!

Whoa!

Shh!

Wha-what are we supposed to do?

Yeah, I mean we're just several highly efficient office drones.

That's it!

There's only one of him and...

One, two, four...

14 of us!

Now, I don't know what to do

and I don't know what I've been teaching you,

but I know you know

that if we all use our know-how as a team,

nothing can...

Stop us!

I was gonna say nothing can keep us

-from our lunch.

-Yeah! -All right!

-Places!

Hello?

I could really use some assistance right now.

Attack!

-Ow!

I believe we've earned that lunch.

Let's dig in!

Hey! Watch it with that thing!

- It's the instructor!

I don't believe this.

How could you...

get these guys to work together as a team?!

Congratulations! You all passed the course!

-Yeah! -Alright!

You know what, gang?

I think this nature retreat is just what we needed.

Great day, everyone!

Now I just need the perfect ending to my survival show.

How was this possible?

Teamwork!

So you see,

when you work together as a team,

anything is possible.

Will Man Ray's giant death ray

destroy the city?

No! 'Cause here comes

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!

This party's over, Man Ray!

Mermaid Man?!

Impossible!

Pinch!

Kimchi!

Gelato!

Till next week's episode,

Man Ray will remain behind bars

thanks to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!

I'd be absolutely nothing without my sidekick.

Aw shucks!

Hooray for sidekick!

Oh no!

Blue stripey sock is missing his blue stripey...

...sidekick!

-Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

What's wrong, honey?

I think...

-...I'm getting...

Ooh!

...an idea!

Mm-hmm.

Sidekick!

I'm gonna get my own sidekick!

Sidekick! Sidekick! Sidekick! Sidekick! Sidekick!

Squidina! Squidina! Squidina!

You're not Squidina!

I'm Inky.

Squidina's new sidekick.

Squidina's up in her room.

'Kay. Thanks.

I've got an idea!

Sidekick!

I should have my own sidekick for the show!

Technically, you've already got one with me.

I'd like a sidekick for my other side.

My other other side.

The Patrick Show presents,

Sidekick Search.

Who will it be?

Alrighty!

It's audition time!

Lots of good options here!

Only one sidekick will be chosen

and their main purpose will be to sit on the couch

and laugh at my jokes,

even if the jokes aren't funny.

-Like that would ever happen!

Anyway, let's see some talent!

-P-A-T-R-I-C-K!

What's that spell?

-Parking ticket?

No thanks.

-Next!

Hello.

I'm Old Man Walker

and I'm going to drink a glass of water

while Old Man Dummy here sings "Old Man River."

-My talent

is spider hand slight of hand!

Ooh! Where did it go?

- Hard pass.

-Nope.

Nah.

Hiya, Patrick!

-It's bubble time!

SpongeBob!

Thatwas amazing!

But let's face it,

you and I would have no on-screen chemistry together.

-Oh.

2,000 auditions later...

This one better be it, or we're all out of candidates.

Get ready to be blownaway by my jug blowin'.

-Thanks, but no thanks.

Sidekick Shmidekick!

I never wanted this job anyway!

-Hmph!

Samuel! I told you to wait in the truck!

That was amazing!

-We have a winner, everybody!

Samuel the Sea Mule!

Congratulations!

I wonder where Old Man Jenkins ended up.

Today, Samuel the Sea Mule and I

are making the perfect "el donte spas-gettis."

And every chef knows the secret to a delish pasta is...

salt!

Now please, Samuel,

could you pass me the salt,

as I cannot reach it from here.

They love him!

They love... ...Samuel!

I foresee...

"Ouch"?

Ouch!

- Samuel...

I love you, Samuel The Sea Mule!

Good morning, Samuel.

Aww.

He's dreaming.

I love Samuel the Sea Mule!

Well, here it is, family!

That extra special breakfast I worked so hard on!

I sure do hope my son doesn't crash land

into our special breakfast, ruining everything!

Good morning, everyone!

I'm starving.

Let's eat!

-Hooray!

Yee-haw!

Samuel the Sea Mule, yeah! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Patrick, I think this sea mule business is getting out of hand.

Come on. You love him.

Samuel's not just my sidekick,

he's everyone's sidekick.

Well, Mr. Sidekick, maybe you could help me bake my cake!

We just need to--

Samuel! Yeah!

Woo-hoo! Woo!

Ooh! A lucky penny!

I'll just bend my old man spine and--

My back! Someone help!

Oh! Come to help old GrandPat?

That's a good sidekick!

Yeah! Samuel! Yeah! Woo!

-Okey dokey, Samuel!

Looks like you're my sidekick for this repair.

So why don't you go ahead and hand me that 5/8th socket wrench

-and we can get started?

-Yeah!

Samuel, yay! Good job!

Okay, that's enough Samuel.

But what about the audience, Squidina?

They love Samuel's kicking schtick!

Well, Patrick, that's the problem!

Samuel's doin his kicking schtick toour audience!

Yeah. Maybe you're right.

I'm so glad you came to your senses.

I don't need a sidekick.

I need a partner!

We'll be a comedy team!

Presenting, The Samuel and Patrick Show!

-Starring me!

And the one and only Samuel The Sea Mule!

Huh?

Samuel? What's wrong, buddy?

Patrick, I...

I cannot keep doing this.

I cannot keep living this lie!

Samuel? What is it, partner?

You-you deserve to know the truth.

I am not the Samuel you have come to know and love.

-I'm...

Huh?

I'm Slappy!

Samuel the Sea Mule was Slappy all along?!

Because I'd do anything for The Patrick Show,

including kicking the living daylights

out of your entire family and audience.

Can you ever forgive me?

Oh, Slappy...

No! I can never forgive you!

Welp, guess you're fired,

but how's about one last kick, for old times' sake?

Hmm... Okay!

Here I go, folks!

Whoops!

Yay!

-We love Samuel!

Goodnight, folks!

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