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Hey, I was wondering if you could help me with something?

Ugh, what now?

Okay, I want to make a viral video.

And I have to be in it? Please.

Oh my god, you always do this.

I know you have like a freakishly long tongue and I think we could exploit it.

What? For mutual gain. You'll get famous too, don't worry. What do you mean?

I just want to...

Show the world how crazy your super long tongue is. That's literally it.

All right, but if you become a millionaire, we're splitting it. Okay.

All right, so I just want you to start with this applesauce first. What do I do

with this?

Lick it, obviously.

Okay. I need to get a few different angles, if that's cool with you.

Okay. Okay.

Just, like, eat it? Just stick my tongue out? Well, lick it, yeah.

Scoop it like a dog.

Oh, my God. No offense.

Okay, hold on one second Only

for you.

Oh my god

Let

me see if I can get the under view. Do you think you can scrape the bottom?

Yeah

Perfect. Now do like the sides.

Oh my god.

You're perfect for this.

Does it look cool?

Yeah, it does.

Can you do anything else?

Yeah. Like what?

I don't know. Can you lick your nose?

Duh. I've been doing that since like fourth grade.

Wow.

I think you might have gotten some applesauce on your nose.

I did. Just kidding.

How about your elbow?

Yes, I can lick my elbow.

Jesus, you're talented.

Do you think you could lick your nipple possibly?

You'll be famous.

I promise.

I've got a lot of subscribers.

Oh my god.

My mom better not see this.

She won't, I promise.

Okay, okay, fine.

Can you do the other one?

Oh my god.

Wow.

Okay, that's enough for real. That's hot.

Sorry.

How about can you suck your nipples?

I know that has nothing to do with your tongue. I just kind of want to see it.

Oh my god.

That's crazy.

What other weird stuff can you do?

Don't get too crazy with this. Are you sure?

You always make me do the craziest shit.

That's what good friends are for.

Maybe you like my nipple?

Jade, I'm not gay like you. I can't just like my nipple. It's for the camera.

It's not for me.

Trust me. You're my roommate.

I don't think I could live with you if you were licking my nipples all the

time.

Okay. That would just be weird. Okay, alright, just as long as it's gay.

Jeez. Why don't you flip the camera?

Okay, I think I might have to start.

Okay.

You ready?

Okay.

Show us your super long tongue.

Oh my god.

Okay, that's enough.

Come on.

Just like a second longer, please.

Oh my god, what about the other one?

Oh my god,

okay, I have a great idea.

Can you suck your nipple while I suck your other one?

Okay. I think that would look fucking crazy.

Alright, okay, fine. Okay, let's just do it and then let's just be done, okay?

Okay.

Look at you getting both your titties sucked.

That's cool.

What else can you do with your tongue?

I don't know, you're the one running the show.

Well, let's make it a little more interesting. I'm really trying to go

viral.

Okay.

So... What? What next?

Um... Maybe try licking my pussy.

Jade, I told you, I don't like girls. Like, I know you're really into that,

but I just can't. I can't just lick your pussy, like... Even as a friend for a

video?

I mean, everyone would think I'm a lesbian, and I'm just... Is that a bad

thing? What are you trying to say? No, no, no, no, I'm not, it's not... Okay,

alright.

I mean, only if you want to, I'm not trying to force you. No, no, no, okay.

You're my friend, and if this doesn't go viral, I don't know what will, okay?

Let's go. You'll reap the benefits also, I promise.

Do you really have to take off your shirt?

I think that I like girls who like girls' shirt will really defeat the

platonic aspect of this, would it not?

Okay.

I mean, we don't want to make it seem like you actually like this, right?

Isn't that what you want? It's just a stupid time video. Okay, exactly.

Are you going? Yeah, I'm recording.

Oh my god, you have a super long tongue.

How does it taste?

I mean, actually pretty good.

Did you eat pineapple today?

Have you ever done this before?

No, are you kidding me?

Well, I'm happy to be your first.

I mean, am I doing it good?

I don't know. Do it for a little bit longer and I can tell you.

You're not that bad at this.

I mean, it's kind of fun. Yeah?

Yeah. Keep going.

You do taste pretty good.

I think this might become a different type of video.

Don't you dare.

Okay, okay, just keep going.

My long tongue is super sexy.

I mean, you're alright too.

Okay, cool.

natural. You think so?

Yeah, I do.

Should

I

put it inside you?

Sure.

I mean, do you want to? I mean, I...

I guess while I'm here, I might as well try it.

Let me get a good angle of this.

Oh my god.

This is great. It feels fucking great.

I'm watching you squirm.

Oh, I didn't know a girl can make me feel like this.

I'm actually getting pretty turned on.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I mean, just feeling the inside of your pussy pulsate as you came over my

tongue. It was really hot.

I can feel what you're through your shorts. You're not wearing any

underwear.

It's so hot.

Do you know what it feels like?

Okay. Yeah.

don't be shy oh

my god you're

such a pretty pussy

don't

be nervous

It does feel really good.

You're really good at that.

oh my god your tits look so good from down here

Ugh!

Stay right there. Stay right there. Scoot back.

Just like that.

What are you going to do to me?

I'll show you.

What?

situation very complicated.

Oh, let's look at the footage.

I think now we're gonna go viral for real.

I got some pretty good shots.

No, I think it's gonna turn out really good.