Original subtitles

[opening theme song playing]

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

[whispering] Side quests.

♪ Soup fruit ♪

♪ Hot soup inside a soft skin ♪

♪ Squish the stem ♪

♪ Release The salty soup within... ♪

[sips]

♪ Soup fruit ♪

♪ Shake your salty bootay ♪

♪ Shake it, shake it Shake it-- ♪

[distant scream]

Jake?

Was that you?

I thought it was you screaming.

Oh! You found the lentil soup fruit

you were dreaming about.

[boy] Help! Help!

Someone's in trouble! Let's go.

[Jake] Hold my soup!

- [boy screaming] Help! - It's coming from the top.

Help! Help! Help!

[both] Ice King?

I didn't order the soup. Wrong cliff. Go away!

[screaming] Awww!

Ow! What's that for?

It's the price for a prank call.

Why were you howling like a dying animal?

I was calling my girlfriend

and the Ding-Dong brothers showed up.

Oh, so it's like a mating call?

You don't have a girlfriend.

What's your foul plan, Ice King?

Your negativeness follows the romantic air here.

Shoo-shoo! Shoo-shoo-shoo!

Eat my shoe!

No, Finn! Careful with my soup!

- Sorry. - If Ice King settles down,

no more princess-kidnapping biz,

which is good for everyone.

And look at that fella, all fragile and blue...

He must eat cereal for dinner.

But we eat cereal for dinner.

We do?

Well, maybe that's why I feel him in my gut.

Let me handle this.

- Hey, Ice King. - Go away.

About your new girlfriend,

how did you two hook up?

Oh, I thought you'd never ask.

It was around golden hour.

Everything looked like, uh... gold.

And suddenly a hunk of snow rushed down to this very spot.

Everyone was having a jolly time...

[gnomes screaming]

...snow sledding, making snow angels...

Then the most beautiful dream girl

descended from the top.

And now we're in love.

But she left as quickly as she came.

I didn't get her number. [slurps]

[gasps] Is that my soup?

Yeah, and it was too salty.

But I saved it for my tum-tum.

Hey, telling a story is hard work.

You got to fill the storyteller's tummy.

Oh, yeah?

Then I'll make that tum-tum cry for its mum!

- [growls] - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Get off me!

- She'll show up any moment! - [Jake grunting]

Jake! You're gonna pay for this!

Whoa. How did your leg get broken?

Huh? [screaming] Ahhh!

- Aw! Aw! - Is this some kind of math

I don't understand?

Ew.

Jake, you're okay!

[Ice King gasps]

[grand music playing]

It's her...

Hey, Cream puff. Oh, don't mind those hobos.

- They're my soup bearers. - Uh, hello.

- [Ice King] You've been busy? - Hi!

[Ice King] I tried to call you,

but then realized I didn't know your number-- Oh!

Oh, gentle, sugar cookie.

It hurts.

I don't think I can walk.

Is your place nearby?

[speaking Spanish]

Ya estas hallucinating.

[Ice King] Whu-- Ha! She's taking me to her place.

You've never been to a girl's place,

have you, losers?

Do you believe that fever dream?

Nah, he's just hitting on that lady.

Then... let's go tell her!

- Yeah! - [Jake] Hyaa!

- Yeah! - Whoa!

Ah! My eyeballs are stuck to the ice.

[blows]

Mmm, that smells delicious.

Thanks for cooking me dinner, darling.

[speaking Spanish]

Oh! Well, it feels delicious.

Thank you...

[whispers] My sweet mama bear.

[screaming in pain]

- She doesn't like you, fool. - [Ice King] Eh?

[grunting weakly]

She's just doing her job of rescuing your sad badonk.

[gasps] You're lying!

Don't say lies, Finn.

You're a good boy. Don't lie.

I am a good boy.

And I'm blowing you up with the cold crushing truth.

She gave me a love bracelet.

Nah, son. That says patient number three.

Look at the pillows she gave me when I asked for more.

- [Finn] Nah. - She gave me a robo bed

with buttons I can use to summon her whenever I wanna!

[laughing] Whoo!

Whoa! Whoa! [laughs]

[alarm beeping]

[laughing maniacally]

We're in love.

- Eh, you wanna bet on it? - Huh?

Put some money where your mouth is.

Or are you a chicken turkey?

- Huh? - I'll bet you five gold

y'all aren't dating.

You got five gold, chicken? [clucking]

I mean... I do.

- I'll do it. Our love is real. - [door opens]

[speaking Spanish]

Could I have some more pillows, please?

[beeping stops]

[whispers] My dove... My croissant.

[speaking Spanish]

[in English] Patient number three.

See? She knows my name!

Hey, wassup? My name's Jake.

This is my brother, Findleton.

- Yo. - Hola, Jake.

[speaking Spanish]

Did you just move in recently?

'Cause we scout this zone a lot and haven't seen you around.

[speaking Spanish]

...Brain Master. The Rescue Kingdom.

Rescue Kingdom...

[continues speaking Spanish]

[in English] Oh, cool.

Finn, did you hear that about Rescue Kingdom?

- It's in a shark volcano! - Yeah.

Well, welcome to the neighborhood.

Heh.

Um... Hey, I know this is a weird question,

but are y'all...

y'all a couple?

Whoa... no.

[chomping coins]

[speaking Spanish]

[chuckles] Yeah, totally.

He's a clumsy idiot.

[exclaims]

Oi! [punches]

Ya!

[Jake grunting]

[speaking Spanish]

[in English] Yeah, you tell 'em. No violence.

[Rescue Princess speaking Spanish]

[Ice King in English] Uh, Rescue Princess,

my leg hurts.

Eh? [screams]

[bones cracking]

Oh! Mmm-hmm.

Okay. [speaking Spanish]

[in English] No, no, my kneecap is inflamed!

Oh, I can feel it.

[speaking Spanish]

No!

[door slams]

Not allowed in without injury, huh?

Hmm...

Bingo! Mamma Mia!

Oh...

Oh! Hey, you!

Can I buy that injury?

Can you buy the injury?

Stop haggling! Here!

- Keep the change! - Uh! Uh... [grunts]

[singsong] Yo ho ho!

Check out my new injury!

[speaking Spanish]

[grunts] Ugh!

[in English] Hey, you!

Yes, you, dud!

Come here and punch my face.

Yeah, punch me good.

Eee... eee... eee...

- Punch! - [punching efforts]

Ah! My nose!

Look at my nose!

[door slams]

[laughing maniacally]

[people moaning in pain]

Come on, sweet potato!

I have boo-boo on my arm.

Just look at it.

[sadly] She loves everyone but me.

[Rescue Princess singing in Spanish]

♪ Toma acorn soup ♪

[continues singing in Spanish]

[in English] My leg's a wreck.

♪ Toma acorn soup ♪

Wenk-wenk?

♪ No, no es bacon soup ♪

Rescue Princess, I'm still cold.

♪ Entonces conseguite A girlfriend! ♪

[Finn coughs]

- Can I have two please? [gulps] - Dos?

[continues singing in Spanish]

[all laughing]

[Bear Guy in English] I love that kind of humor.

She never shared a fart joke with me.

Where did it start to go wrong?

Is it because she has a job

and I'm a staying home dad with penguins?

[sobbing] If I could just go back to the time

when we first met...

That romantic cliff, a majestic avalanche.

Ooh! Avalanche!

Yes! Yes!

Avalanche!

[laughing maniacally]

[rumbling]

[Ice King screaming] Ah! Avalanche!

[speaking Spanish]

[instrumental music playing]

[panting]

[Ice King screaming and groaning]

[grunts]

I love you, cinnamon bun.

[happy music playing]

[Finn] Hey, Ice King.

Yo!

Sorry, we tried to help you,

but the avalanche was overpowering us.

You looked awesome in there, though.

[muffled speaking]

- What did he say? - I dunno.

Anyway, we heard you're gonna be

transferred to the bigger hospital.

Good luck, man.

What?

Are you ready, handsome?

No!

[Gunter] Wenk.

[Rescue Princess speaking Spanish]

[closing theme song playing]

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪