Original subtitles

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

[whispering] Side quests.

[screaming]

[Jake] Get back here you pesky little battlefly.

Hiya! [shivers]

Hey, Finn, this battle is awesome!

- [Cyclops grunting] - [Finn grunting]

- Yeah, man. - [grunts]

How did it start again?

Oh... It's kinda hard to explain.

This fire breathing cyclops... Whoa!

...stole a pineapple from that old lady

with jet-powered underpants.

[yelling nervously]

- Yeah! - [screams, grunting]

Then the snake wizard turned it into a purse!

Or wait... No, it was a purse first

and he turned it into a pineapple... [shouts]

- [groaning] - Then the battleflies

stole her purse.

[evil laugh]

Oh yeah, how could I forget?

[grunting]

Ooh...

Big 'ol bog...

Thunder fa...

Chunk harvest cock-a doodle-don't...

Catatonic bipedal...

Calcium buildup!

Oof, that really hurt.

[screams]

- [demon screaming] - [people yelling]

[Finn and Jake] Ahh! Oh, no.

- [swords clashing] - [demon screaming]

[Jake] ♪ Doo doo doo doo Buh buh dee boop ♪

♪ Boop boo bu-boop Deh deh deh doop ♪

♪ Doo doo doo, walk-ing walk-ing to the house ♪

♪ Buh duh duh cook-ing din-ner, eat-ing din-ner ♪

♪ Beans and trout bluh bluh bluh ♪

♪ Wash my face and wash my booty ♪

♪ What a great day ♪

♪ Hoppin in my beddy basket ready to say... ♪

Night night, finny binny.

Hmm?

Hmm.

[sighs] All right, buddy,

I think I know what's going on.

You're still thinking about the time I stole all those babies

from the great fire eagle.

What you gotta understand is,

I didn't know it was wrong!

No, Jake, it's the demon--

Ah-- All right, the demon I birthed from my mouth thing.

Yes!

Don't get your folds in a crease, man.

This is a story with a happy ending!

Unlike the eagle baby story... Yeesh.

Anyway, it all started years ago,

I was walking along

eating demon's blood jellybeans,

and i guess i might've eaten a few too many,

when all of a sudden...

Oh! [groans]

Thunder-fa-- Tiger--

It's been happening ever since,

but I don't wanna make a big deal about it.

So I usually just bottle 'em up,

dig a little grave,

and toss 'em in!

[thunder rumbling]

[Jake] Got a nice plot in the backyard

so they can be with their kin.

So, our backyard...

is actually a cemetery for...

evil demon curses?

Guess so.

Nighty-nighty! [blows]

[bird hooting]

[Finn] No, Jake, not "Nighty-nighty."

We gotta deal with this.

[Jake] Finn... No...

Jakey sleepy.

There's evil lurking beneath our very noses "Jakey."

Yeah, but it's not like serious evil.

Just like, little bitty whoopsie evil!

It ain't hurtin' nobody.

I mean, that tree over there was just a sapling

when I started burying demons here.

But look at it now! It's flourishing!

Candy! Feed me candy, Finn!

[Finn] Jake, why does he know my name?

[Jake] We talk. It's no big deal.

Um... [smacks lips]

Hard disagree.

This place is evil and we're righteous heroes!

I say we dig up all those demon curses,

and fight 'em.

[chuckles] All right, you convinced me.

Open it!

[both] Hmm.

[groaning] Oh, baby, what a headache.

Are you sure this guy is evil?

Uh, uh...

- Hey, demon. - Huh?

You evil or what?

Of course I'm evil. What a stupid question.

- Are you a baby? - What?

- [chuckles] Oops. - Questions aren't stupid!

- And I'm 12! - [groans]

Okay, what's next?

Let's see!

Got one.

[baby demon cooing]

This lil guy is so cute, there's no way it's evil.

[Finn] Hmm.

Little baby demon, be you evil?

Or... or be you--

[hissing, grunting]

[both laugh]

- [Finn chuckling] Yeah! - [Jake laughing]

[Jake] Oh... Oh, wait. There's more!

Oh, man, this one is gonna be big.

- [Jake groans] - [Finn chuckling]

[Finn stops laughing]

[Finn] Hey, wait a second,

this bottle is already empty.

[Jake] Whoa, this one is too.

[Jake] Maybe they died,

and their little demon ghosts blew away?

Hmm? Oh, my gosh.

I don't think they blew away,

I think they walked away.

Look at all these little demon footprints.

Well, as long as it aint here, our work is done.

[snoring]

No, Jake. The demons are loose.

And they all went into this spooky dungeon.

What? The tree's butt?

[Finn] What? It's not a butt.

[demon tree] Hey! Watch where you shine that thing.

It's a butt.

[Finn] Oh, uh... Sorry about that.

Whoa! Jake!

"Big curse meeting tonight?"

"At Globraths's Crypt?"

Oh, dang.

Things are going down tonight!

Hmm?

[Jake snoring]

Ow! No, Finn, not the butt. [farts]

Whoa, Jake, it's worse than I thought.

These guys are building infrastructure!

[Jake sighs] I don't know man, this place is empty.

[echoing] This place is empty.

[Finn] Hello?

[echoing] Hello?

[Jake] Oh! You shout, "Is a lump!"

[Finn] Is a lump!

- [Jake] Finn! - [echoing] Is a lump!

[echoing] Finn is a lump!

[Finn] You're a lump.

- [demon whispering] - Who's that?

[whispering, mumbling]

Jake, there's something in there.

Yeah, tell me about it.

I just keep on digging and I can't get it out.

[whispers] No. In there.

[Jake] Oh, right.

Sometimes, I think Globrath

just wants to hear himself talk.

Yeah, are you gonna do evil?

Or just talk about it from your skull throne.

- [Finn gasps] - What?

E-vil!

[demons laughing]

Evil plans?

Skull throne?

This is some mega bad news business.

What? That budding office romance?

Finn, I swear...

There is nothing evil about--

[screaming]

Oh! Thank goodness you two came along!

I got stuck in this tiny door!

Can you help me?

[chuckles] Sure, man. Whatever you...

Wait a second... You evil?

Who? Me? Pfft. Nah.

[chuckles] Okay.

[Krythos chuckles] Great.

Just grab my finger and pull me out.

- [Finn] Hmm? - [laughing]

Never mind, Finn. [chuckles]

This guy is evil for sure.

What? No.

Oh, this is the only way to get proper leverage, trust me!

Come on, just... just a little tug.

Oh, man. This guy is good. [laughing]

What? Pfft. No.

- No, no, I swear. - Just do it, Finn.

Hmm...

- Never! - [chuckles] Nice try, demon.

You will pull my finger, boy!

Mark my words!

You will pull my finger!

- [Finn chuckles] - Righteous.

- [chuckles] Whoa, Jake. - [Jake grunts]

- Look. An evil meeting. - Wow.

And that's why it's best to cut our losses

in the third quarter,

making year end revenue look better to shareholders in Q4.

Next slide please, Thunderguts.

Moving on to evil plans,

we've received some interesting submissions in the group chat.

Whoa! They wanna peel you.

Hmm... I mean, heck man.

I wanna peel me.

Look at these guys, they're not a threat,

they're barely paying attention.

[Globrath coughing]

Let's go home and get some sleepy.

Nay, Jake.

I shan't rest until every ounce of evil is squeezed

from this cursed place!

- [Jake snoring] - Huh?

Jake! What are you doing, you boob.

- Wake up. - What? Huh? I'm awake.

[groaning] Globbing...

Hipocratic...

Calcium buildup!

Uh... what?

Intruders! Get them!

[Finn] Run!

[panting]

[both] Whoa! Whoa!

[grunts] Oh, man! Our exit!

How do we get out of here now?

- [Krythos] Oh. I know a way. - Ugh.

You again?

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [chuckles]

There's a secret exit right behind me,

but you're gonna have to... pull my finger! [laughing]

Hey, man, we're not interested in that kind of exit.

[Finn sighs] For the last time, guy,

I'm not gonna pull your finger!

Fine then. [screaming]

Maybe you should've just done it.

[Finn and Jake screaming]

- [screaming] - [Finn and Jake] Whoa!

[Finn grunts]

Jake, talk to me buddy.

Now, Finn...

I'm gonna ask you one more time...

to pull my finger.

Jake! What do we do?

We're surrounded, outnumbered and overpowered!

Just do it, man. I don't care.

Huh?

But... What if...

He's just gonna fart.

You know he's just gonna fart.

An evil fart?

Finn, listen...

All farts are evil, even ours.

We're made up of all kinds of stuff, ya know?

Good, bad, guts, and gas!

It's what I been trying to say.

These guys are just some of my little evil.

And sometimes ya just gotta let it out. Like a fart!

Okay, you've convinced me.

All right, big guy, let's do this!

[farts]

Thank you, Finn and Jake,

for releasing our truth.

We can now be at peace.

[blows kiss]

[Splitscream] Goodbye, Finn and Jake!

[Gutscortch] Thanks for freeing us!

[Globrath] It's okay that you killed a few of us.

[Splitscream] Farewell!

Huh. So that's where stars come from.

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪