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Come on, Cora. You're almost there, girl.

I didn't realize the door was so far away.

I should've warned you, I likes to shop.

You sure right, you should've warned us.

'Cause I am sore from my waist down to my pinky toes

It was nice doing something with just the girls.

You know what?

I think we should do karaoke next.

I have never done karaoke.

- Really? - Nope.

Never performed on any stage of any kind.

Oh, except that time when I got drunk

at an Al Green concert.

I tried to give him some love and happiness on stage.

Are you serious?

Almost got arrested, child.

I met him once at a Soul Train after party.

It would've been worth it.

You know what?

I think instead of us going out to do karaoke

maybe we should do like a talent show right here.

We could call it Pleasant Days' Got Talent!

Oh, yes! And we can involve everybody

and they can show off their talent.

You know, it's always been a dream of mine

to perform like Diana Ross and the Supremes.

Wow.

But that's one thing I never crossed off my bucket list.

Hmm, well this is something we can help you with.

I'll be Diana Ross and you two can be behind me

as the Supremes.

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♪ No matter what you do I love you ♪

♪ No matter where you go I'm behind you for sure ♪

♪ Always remember blood ain't never water ♪

♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪

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Alright, over here. One, two, three.

What are you doing?

You trying to move the couch over there or over here?

I said I wanna move the couch over here!

I said I wanna move it over here!

Okay, well when you said over here, you didn't point.

I didn't know which direction over here meant because we

already got chairs there so you gotta move those chairs

if you wanna move this couch. - Just trying to make you happy,

do what you ask me to do. Let's move the chairs.

- On three? - Mmhmm.

Ready? One, two, three.

Why are we moving furniture anyway?

What is going on?

I told Cora I would help her set up

for the talent show tomorrow.

We should do something.

You right. You know what?

We should do something. We should do that, that move,

that dance routine we did on Halloween night.

- You remember that? - Of course I remember.

Do you remember it?

You can't remember how to move the couch,

in what direction.

Do you remember? - Smoke.

You don't want this, you don't want this.

Hey, Ma.

Have you seen my dark gray skinny, skinny jeans

the ones with the holes in them?

You're wearing them?

First off, these are light gray.

And no, these are my skinny jeans

not my skinny skinny jeans.

Okay.

I need 'em for my performance tomorrow.

Okay, so if you're wearing skinny, skinny jeans

for your performance, what is your performance?

A self-vasectomy?

No, Dad. I'm rapping.

You know I got bars.

Alright.

Well if you keep wearing them tight jeans,

you might have bars but you ain't gonna have no balls.

Jeremy Washington!

I'm just sayin'.

I would like to be a grandfather one day.

Need I remind you of your biker shorts phase?

Touché.

Your jeans are in the dryer, baby.

Okay, thanks Mom.

Later, hater.

Alright, let's do these moves. Let's see 'em.

Let's see what you got. - Okay, okay, okay.

Hey mom, have you seen my camo jacket?

Excuse me.

I need it for Pleasant Days' Got Talent.

Hold up, wait, wait, wait. How come every time

somebody needs something around here,

they just ask you like I don't live here too?

- Oh. - Okay,

do you know where my jacket is?

No.

Like I was saying. Mom, do you know where it is?

Yes baby, it's in your closest on the shelf to the right.

- Thanks, Mom. - Welcome, babe!

Lucky guess.

Ms. Leah, have you seen my black cape,

and my top hat, and my magic wand?

You help the black Harry Potter,

and we'll meet up later to work on our dance moves.

Okay, got you.

Reggie, dude, will you stop that annoying ass noise?

I'm tuning my guitar.

The Judge has a talent?

I'mma think of something I have to do.

Sounding good, Reginald.

I look forward to seeing your performance tomorrow.

Bet he can't play no Isley Brothers on that damn thing.

Vinny, I noticed that you're the only one

who hasn't signed up for the talent show.

That's 'cause all my talents are in the bedroom, baby.

I'm sure that C-P-A-P machine is a real hit

with the ladies.

Hey man, look, don't you make fun of my apnea. Okay?

I still get the job done, mask on, mask off, baby.

Neanderthal. I'll be rehearsing in my room.

Vinny, we need a host for Pleasant Days' Got Talent.

I don't know if I can see it. I mean, I'm kind of--

I be hosting stuff.

She was talking to me, ugly.

- You, you need a host? - Yes, we need a host.

I'm so glad you asked!

Leroy S. Brown.

The S is for sizzling hot host!

Thank you so much. I love you all!

No, no, no, no, no autograph.

Thank you!

Well if you're gonna let that clown host

it's definitely gonna be a freak show.

Well, if he in it it's already a freak show.

- Say what? -Say what?

Say what? I didn't hear what you said.

Say what? Stand up right there on the stage,

I don't want blood to get on you.

Bring it! -

Well, I was just setting up.

I saw Anastasia. She said she'd be here in five minutes.

Okay, alright. You know what?

I'm so excited to be doing this for you.

I can't wait to get started.

Got your microphone.

You said Miss Anastasia was gonna be five minutes,

not 60 minutes.

I have no idea what could be taking her so long.

I'm starting to feel like I'm at a Lauryn Hill concert.

You are late.

We were supposed to start an hour ago.

You can't rush art, darling.

You wouldn't tell the Mona Lisa she was late.

The Mona Lisa wouldn't be on C-P time.

Alright, alright, alright. You know what?

I'm just happy that you're here.

You know, we was going over some song ideas.

We were thinking some classics like

"Stop In the Name of Love".

You stop, darling.

I have some song ideas of my own.

I wrote this little piece this afternoon.

I didn't know you were a songwriter.

Oh, I wasn't until today.

Inspiration just hit.

"Entangle me with your love,

like a squirrel in a tree.

"Entangle me with your love, hee-hee-hee."

Next time inspiration hits, she needs to duck.

I couldn't find a word to rhyme with tree.

How about delete? As in delete these lyrics.

What was that?

Oh, she said it sounds so sweet.

You know, and I also was talking to her,

we did some dance moves.

We talked about it when we went shopping.

OH, no, no, no.

I want to keep things really simple.

Just the two of you in the background behind me swaying.

Wait a minute.

We didn't agree to do all this just to be in the background.

I knew it was just a matter of time

before the jealousy set in.

What?!

I am Diana Ross.

You two are just the Supremes.

Come on, Anastasia, play nice.

Yeah.

That's why I decided to go solo.

Toodles, Pips.

Miss Cora, what just happened?

I don't know.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

You're a little off.

Well, I'm not off, this is the routine.

It was Mya and Sisqo "It's All About Me."

The routine was Bobby and Whitney

"Something In Common."

I remember it clearly because you dyed your hair

like Sisqo.

I know for a fact that it was Bobby and Whitney

because you wouldn't let me get a Gumby

and suspenders with biker shorts.

That was "Every Little Step I take", Bobby.

Wrong album!

But I looked good in those shorts.

Whatever. Okay, let's try it again.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Look, unh-uh.

Are we Sisqo and Mya or Bobby and Whitney?

'Cause right now we don't have nothing in common.

What is this? This wasn't even in either one of them.

What is that? - Why are we so off?

I don't know. Let's just take a break

and come back in a minute.

I don't know what you doing.

What are we gonna do?

The show is tomorrow.

We'll be fine, she'll come around.

Let's just be ready to perform

when she comes to her right mind, okay?

That's all we can do.

Hey. - Hey Miss Marilyn.

Hey.

Why are you looking so down?

- My girl group just fell apart. - Mmm.

Why you looking so down?

I think my marriage is falling apart.

Oh sweety, you win. What is going on?

I don't know.

Jeremy have just been off, like, we're not clicking

like we used to.

When you find real love

it finds a way to shine through

and pull you back together

no matter how far apart you think you are.

Thank you.

I'm sorry about your girl group.

Oh girl, I'll be okay.

I guess some dreams were meant to stay in our heads.

I'll see you later.

Have you seen Miss Anastasia?

Not since she stormed out on us.

- Well she has-- - Speak of the devil!

Glad you two ladies showed up.

Now you can see a real performer.

Don't worry about her, Marilyn, it's okay.

It's alright. - I won't.

I'm gonna spend every minute I have enjoying.

Alright everybody, take your seats.

Take your-- Hurry up. Vinny, sit down!

Welcome to Pleasant Day's Got Talent.

I don't know where the "got talent" part comes in,

but we gonna make it do what it do, baby.

Okay, so y'all help me welcome to the stage...

Give it up, playing his guitar, it's Reggie!

It's Reginald!

Sorry, Reginald!

Reginald.

Okay, this is an original tune.

I hope you like it.

♪ Once in a lifetime or just in my mind ♪

♪ I heard a voice softly singing ♪

♪ Young man, it said, been taking your time ♪

♪ But what on Earth are you bringing ♪

♪ Give us the music of life ♪

♪ For goodness knows we need the music of life ♪

♪ What you propose, make it unique and precise ♪

♪ And we'll choose the sweet music of life ♪

That was good, ain't it?

Good.

Yeah, that's what happen to R&B singers

when they get old. Omarion, bam.

Okay, our next performance needs no introduction,

but they really need is a belt.

Coming to the stage, please help me welcome

Phillip and Sandra!

My babies!

How y'all doing?

Uh, you know, this Phil the kid and Sand-reezy.

- Sand-reezy. - We got, we got, a little,

little something for y'all. - Woo, fire!

♪ Rapping for the old folks at Pleasant Days ♪

♪ Coming with the heat like my name D Wade ♪

♪ I can see through the fakes like an X ray ♪

♪ Throw the kid on the beat and he don't play ♪

Sandra. Good one, bro.

I mean to be honest we killing this whole talent show.

♪ Killing the beat doing the thing ♪

♪ You know what I mean ♪

♪ Yeah, but let's keep it brief ♪

Wait, know you want more.

♪ This is just a taste ♪

You didn't have to do 'em like that!

Take a bow.

Just a taste.

The next performer coming up...

Um, how do I subscribe him?

- Describe, describe. -Describe?

Describe him, he is,

he is ignorant,

he is a fool!

That is you, you are next, you are next.

Please help me welcome to the stage, Vinny.

We ain't got all day!

Sit down, sit down!

Let me do some. Sit down!

Good evening, everybody.

I'd like, I'd like to sing a song

that's very near and dear to me.

Kind of sad, kind of touching, some of you might cry.

Here we go.

♪ Oh, I hate Brown ♪

♪ Oh, I hate Brown ♪

♪ Oh, I hate it when he's around ♪

♪ I hate Brown ♪

Second verse, second verse!

♪ I hate Brown ♪

Everybody sing!

♪ I hate Brown, oh, I hate Brown ♪

♪ I'll be glad when he's in the ground ♪

♪ Ooh I, ooh I, ooh ♪

Thank you, thank you. Good night!

Go to your seat, go to your seat!

See, I hate you!

Give him a hand as he goes back to his grave.

Yes, please help me welcome all the way

from across the water, give it up for Efe!

I'm going to do some magic for you today.

Okay, okay.

Come now.

This is a deck of cards.

Okay, I am going to make this card

disappear inside this table. - Okay.

Ha, ha, are you, are you watching?

Take your time, slow it down.

Okay, look, it didn't work this first time.

But wait, wait. Okay.

You gotta do it like this.

Give it up for Efe.

Please help me welcome Anastasia.

Yes, girl!

Can you hold my baby?

-Sure, oh sure, sure. - Thank you.

I got it, I got it.

You nincompoop!

Thank you for the compliment.

You adore me, don't you?

Then I long to look through the sun

and keep walking.

Yes!

And scene.

Thank you.

Please help me welcome to the stage,

Layla and Jeremy.

It's Leah, Mr. Brown.

Leah and Jeremy. Give 'em a hand.

- - Come on, baby, we got this.

We got this. Look, baby.

Get your mama on the track, boy.

Get that right there.

And please move this mic off. - Oh, okay, okay.

Little something for the people.

Yeah, okay, you ready?

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Dad, fix your face.

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Get it, get it, get it, get it.

Tag me in.

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Mom, stop, stop!

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We're not completely out of sync after all.

Hey, hey, this is not the place!

Hey, okay, thank you! Enough!

Get a room, get a room. Go have your seat!

Give it up for Marilyn and Cora.

Do y'all thing.

Will you sing with us, Anastasia?

Please?

You can be Diana.

Fine, fine.

But it's your dream, darling.

Cora and I will back you up.

We'll be the Supremes. - Yes!

And you'll be our Diana.

Yes!

- Then we gotta go get changed. - Yes!

We'll be back after this station break.

Go to commercial.

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Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Extremes!

Yes, ladies, yes!

♪

♪ My lover baby ♪

♪ treats me like a lady ♪

♪ He's so sweet ♪

♪ just like cotton candy ♪

♪ On Sunday I wait home all day ♪

♪ Waiting for my lover to call ♪

♪ Momma says no, it's a mistake ♪

♪ But all my heart can do is wait ♪

♪ My lover baby treats me ♪

♪ like a lady ♪

♪ He's so sweet ♪

♪ just like cotton candy ♪

Give it up for the Extremes, the Extremes.

Encore, encore!

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