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We wanna talk to you about Lindor.

- What about him? - Did he do something to you?

I already told you no.

Maybe he said something to you.

Can we just drop this?

What in the world happened with Lindor?

We can find out.

We can look at her text messages.

No, no, I don't--I don't wanna do that.

We don't know what she's doing.

But it is your responsibility to find out.

We have this app that lets us see all her text messages.

I don't know if that's a good idea.

- Oh my god. - What?

Oh, hell no! No!

He threatened my daughter? No! - Baby, calm--calm down.

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- He threatened her? - Baby...

He threatened...

- Baby... - He threatened our daughter!?

Calm down, okay?

No, no, I'm going over there. I'mma talk to his ass.

Matter of fact, I'mma do more than talk.

Would you calm down, please? Listen to me!

I need you to calm down. Don't go over there like this.

Oh my god, y'all are blowing my high, wasting good weed!

What is going on out here?

Not now, Grandpa Vinny, okay?

Not now nothin'. You done made him mad.

I have not made him mad.

Yes, you have. And I hope--

I hope you got a prenup,

'cause if you don't have a prenup,

you ain't getting' none of this.

- Grandpa... Vinny, please! -No, no.

I told him at the wedding.

At the wedding, you remember! - Stop!

I said, "This ain't gonna work!"

Stop it!

No, man, we are free-spirited men.

You wanna be happy in this house?

You need to get yourself a ugly woman.

You need to put her out to pasture.

What is wrong with you? Why?

Why we gotta go through this with you every day?

- Huh? - When you gonna grow up?

Be serious for one time?

Okay, I'mma be serious. So what's going on?

- Nothing! - Well, where you going?

I'll be back.

Okay, baby, you don't need to go over there like this, okay?

I know exactly what it is. You messin' around.

Grandpa, ain't nobody messin' around with nobody, okay?

Don't give me that oh Grandpa, nobody messin' around.

I know that look.

I seen that look in all three of my wives

when they was cheatin' on me!

Baby, come on, look at me, look at me.

- Leah... - Calm down, all right?

I know you are upset, but this is not the way--

Whoa, whoa. This is the way.

This is the way to do this.

This is the way, son. You got to fight to the death!

To the--somebody got to be dead at the end of that fight

when your woman is messing around with another man.

Grandpa, you need to leave the room, okay?

Wait a minute, I need to leave the room?

I don't need to leave the room. Y'all the ones visiting.

- Baby... - Huh? I'll be back.

Please don't go over there.

I said I'll be back!

No, no, no, let him go.

He got to fight for your honor.

There ain't gonna be no peace

until he fights somebody for your honor.

He got to fight.

There's got to be a fight!

Take it! - Honey!

Honey! Baby! Jeremy!

Damn, I ain't... I ain't know he love her that much.

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♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪

♪ No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure ♪

♪ Always remember blood ain't never water ♪

♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪

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Oh, Cora, Mr. Brown, y'all ain't gonna believe this.

You're right. We sure aren't gonna believe it.

You don't even know what I'm gonna tell you.

You was about to tell us

y'all ain't gonna believe I'm still alive.

Mr. Brown!

I'm still alive, but every time I look at you,

I think I'm looking at the living dead.

Am I gonna have to put up with this trash again today?

Okay, okay, would y'all stop that?

You know what, Cora? You right. I'mma stop.

I just wish you'd fall.

That's not nice, Mr. Brown.

Nah, 'cause you know, when old people fall,

you gotta have a funeral for 'em, they start to die.

Have you--have you fell yet?

- Mr. Brown. - Have you fell yet?

Would you stop? I wish you would fall.

Fallen and I can't get up.

- Cora, do you want me to die? - No, I don't want you to die.

I--I want you to stop being silly.

But that ain't gonna never happen.

Who are you talking to?

I'm talking to you, man of many colors.

What? Why don't you go do something

like get something done around here?

I'm gonna do something, but I need to talk to you!

- Well, talk! - Okay.

I don't wanna talk to you. I wanna talk to Miss Cora.

- Oh, okay, well, what is it? - It's about Leah and Jeremy.

- Well, what about 'em? - Somebody is tapping that ass.

What did I tell you about that cussing?

I'm sorry, but it's being tapped.

It's being tapped?

As we speak, it could be being tapped--

How do you know it's being tapped?

I just know a tapped look when I see it.

I--I knew it. I knew somebody was tapping it.

Do you know what tappin' mean?

Well, if somebody--and somebody is tappin' that,

that's saying like it ain't gonna be good.

Well, you can tap out if you don't know.

Tap out.

If you don't.

And I don't believe that at all. - It is absolutely true.

I wouldn't lie about tapping.

Well, this is bad, y'all. This is real--

Here she comes.

She got a tapped look on her face.

Hush up.

Hey, sweetie. - Can I talk to you?

Yeah, go ahead and talk to us.

Alone, Mr. Brown, please.

Mr. Brown, leave.

What y'all trying to talk about that I can't hear?

Mr. Brown, she said "alone." Leave.

Okay, Cora.

- Get! - I'm--I'm...

Your leave is taking too long, Mr. Brown!

Cora, you know I'm old.

I gotta--I got to get my shoulders to align up

with my head.

Mr. Brown, come on, go, now!

Okay, I'm going.

- Go! - Cora, I gotta--

Cora, I'm going. Okay, I'm going!

- I'm sorry, sweetheart. - It's okay.

What is it, Leah? What you--you look upset.

- 'Cause I'm mad, Cora. - Well, what happened?

It's Jeremy. We went--

Y'all--y'all looked at the texts.

Oh, y'all shouldn't have done that.

Yes, we did. And this is bad, Cora.

- What happened? - He threatened my daughter.

- Lindor seemed like a-- - No, no, no.

I'm not talking about Lindor. I'm talking about his daddy.

- Girl, the sheriff? -Yes.

He text her when we were at dinner the other night

and threatened her and told her not to ever see his son again.

When I'm feeding his child!

- Shut up! - Ooh, yes, he did.

And now Jeremy is so upset, he done took his self over there--

Wait a minute. So where did he go?

He went over there to confront that man.

- You mean the sheriff? - Yes!

Oh my god, we got to go over there.

I know, Cora.

Okay, okay, let me get my stuff.

I'm telling you, I'm not lying.

You're lying. I know you're lying.

I lie about a lot of things, but this is the absolute truth.

You've been lying since you were born.

You remember the time you told me you had money?

That was a lie.

Remember the time you told me them was all your teeth?

That was a lie.

What about that time you said you paid the taxes

on this place? - That was another lie.

And the hook thing?

Well, I was hooked on drugs at the time.

You was not hooked on drugs.

You're absolutely right, but I'm not lying this time.

She's having an affair with the sheriff!

Grandpa Vinny, would you stop?

I'm--we're about to go. We'll be back.

- Cora-- -Don't Grandpa Vinny me!

- It's not true! - Where y'all going?

- I said we'll be right back. - I said, where y'all going?

Mr. Brown, move out of the way of the door.

Cora, I don't want you to get caught up in that

terroristic dispute stuff that--

I don't want you in that! - What are you talking about?

Cora, he mad, and she been cheatin' on her husband!

I am not! Grandpa Vinny, see what you did?

No, no, no, don't Grandpa Vinny me.

See what you started? I am not cheating on my husband.

- Well, who are you cheating on? - Yeah, who are you cheating on?

- What-- - That ain't your biz!

And--and--and why did he run out of here like that?

Grandpa Vinny, it's stuff going on you have no idea about.

Here's the idea I want.

I wanna know why did he run out of here like that.

That ain't none of your business.

That's not your biz! Mr. Brown, get out of the way!

I ain't gettin' out of the way.

Move out of the way. We are leaving.

If you want me out the way, move me out the way.

You know she can move you.

- You can be moved. - Well, move me.

Move, Mister--come on, Leah! Move! Come on, Leah.

Cora, you ain't got to be so hostility!

Tagged me in my chest and everything.

Do it look caved in?

That sure looked caved in.

What do you think they about to go?

I think she's going up there to try to stop him.

- Well, we need to go too. - Go up there for what?

Just in case they need our help.

Let me tell you something.

If Jeremy go up to that man's house,

he need to get his ass whooped.

- I'm going to go help-- - Go right ahead!

You know everybody in this town got a gun!

- Oh! - That's right.

You don't wanna go up there dressed like that.

You look like a moose in the bushes.

Those colors on you will definitely stand out.

Talkin' about two deers in the woods.

You--they will shoot you quick. - Yeah, and I don't wanna--

ain't no need of both of us getting shot.

The both of us ain't gonna get shot 'cause, ah,

Vinny ain't going.

I ain't got to be last. I just gotta be faster--

When guns come out, you ain't gonna be faster than Vinny.

You can outrun me, then?

I can outrun somebody with a gun.

- You can outrun me? - Outrun you.

They'd be like, what Brown? He gone.

Listen, I can't-- let's do this.

I'll be like a blur.

- Line it up right here. - Anytime. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's do it.

- We about to shut this down. - Ready, set, go!

You ain't running! That's walk racing!

That's...

- - Vinny--

Whew. Let's don't do that no more.

Let's just wait.

Ah, my head.

We didn't even make it to the other side of the house.

Them blood pressure pills is kicking in, man.

I need to get my prostate checked.

I think I'mma check my own when I get to my room.

Not yours, mine.

I need a joint and a prostate check.

Is that the stuff you into?

Oh my god, some freaky stuff.

Don't ever come in my room when the door closed, please.

And if I die, don't look under my bed.

You will be shocked.

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Well, stay naked, girl. I'mma catch the bus over there.

Yes. I got a transfer.

See you in about two hours.

Hey! Vinny!

Did they come back yet? - No, I ain't heard nothin'.

Nobody back. - Really?

Yo, where's my mom and dad?

You know about nipple clips?

- Hey! - What?

He need to know what's going on.

Hush!

Uh, your momma-- your parents went out.

Okay, well, I just finished my homework.

- Okay, that's good. - Yeah.

- Well? - Well what?

- This is usually when I eat. - Oh, well, go on and eat.

- That's your job, right? - Spoonfeed him?

Yeah.

You need me to make you something?

Porridge and just feed him in the mouth?

We're supposed to fix him something to eat.

Hey, there's nothing in here to eat.

Well, fine. You've been eating

your momma's cooking, you might need a detox.

Good idea.

- What? - Nothin'.

I said, uh, something Goldilocks.

I don't know. I ain't...

- Where are they? - They--they went out.

Where?

Boy, what do I look like? A GPP tracking device to you?

You kind of look like an ankle bracelet

with that outfit on.

We ain't finished laughing, Brown!

Don't put your hands on me. Don't put your hands on me.

- That boy got jokes. - Yeah, you got jokes, don't ya?

That boy's funny. He's funny.

He about to come up missing.

Is dinner ready?

- No. - What?

- Yeah, Mom and Dad aren't here. - Okay, well, where are they?

Well, your mom's tied up right now with clothesline wire--

Not now! Not--

Ah, your momma went out. She goin' out.

She needs to know what's breaking up their happy home.

She needs to know.

- What? - What about our home?

Grandpa, did you take your meds today?

- Not all of them. - Don't--don't worry about him.

He ain't saying nothin'. He ain't talkin' about nothin'.

Let's--let's-- okay, everybody, let's eat.

Let me get y'all something.

Uh, what y'all want?

Okay, let me get y'all... I know what kids like.

Right here. Bam, look at that!

Gourmet meal.

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!

There you go.

Uh... this is not--this is not dinner.

Girl, when I was your age--

I wish I had some vio-- violin music.

- How long ago exactly was that? - A long time ago.

All we had was porridge.

In the forest. Eat, girl!

Next he's gonna tell us he's one of the Three Little Bears.

He does look like one of 'em, don't he?

Like, how old does he think we are?

Twelve?

Wait a minute. We?

You are 15.

We're not on the same level. - She don't stop.

Hey, y'all gotta eat them dry. We don't have no milk.

Do you know what?

I'll just wait till Mom and Dad get home.

Yeah, good idea.

Or better yet, is Miss Cora here?

No, she went out too.

Darn.

Stop that cussing.

I said darn.

Well, you was too close to the other D-word.

I was just hoping she would've cooked.

Cora ain't the only one around here that can cook.

I cook too.

Wait, you can cook?

What, can I cook?

Leroy L. Brown.

The L is for Leave A Delicious Taste In Your Mouth

After You Bite My Food And Everything.

That's a long middle name.

It's more like Lose Your Lunch.

Y'all want me to cook, then? Y'all want something?

Well, I'll have a salad.

So wait a minute. Oh, let me get y'all something.

I'mma cook y'all-- you don't even know.

Y'all better know I come from a long line of cookers.

We're the most diabolical cookers in the America.

Where did he just get that from?

Okay. How can I help you?

Where did he get the gum from?

Are you chewing imaginary gum?

Yeah. What do you need, baby?

Okay, well, I'll have a salad.

-Just one salad. - With caesar dressing.

Something light. - Something light, okay.

You--you, sir?

And I can get whatever I want?

Anything you want.

Okay, well, let me get a burger.

Burger. One burger coming up.

Well hell, since you taking orders,

I'll have a steak!

- You want one steak? - Mm-hmm.

A steak? What kind of steak?

I'd like a... filet mignon.

Uh, I thought you wanted steak, not fish.

Fish filet, fool.

Fish filet?

You--you--okay, how you want it prepared?

- I'd like it well done. - Well done, okay.

Let me get this right for you. - Mm-hmm.

- You wanted, uh, one salad. - Uh, yeah.

- Caesar dressing, light. -Light.

And you'll have a burger.

No, no, no. A cheeseburger with bacon.

- Cheeseburger with bacon? - Yeah.

- Extra cheese? - Yeah, extra cheese.

Right, okay. And you want one steak.

- Mm-hmm. - A Filet McNog.

McNog. Filet McNog.

And would you like a potato with that?

- Curly fries. - Curly fries?

- Can you do curly fries? - Yes!

- Get out of here! - I can curl 'em myself!

Take them back and curl them.

Brown, you know what? This is really nice of you.

- I--I--that's 'cause I'm nice. - No, I'm serious.

You don't normally do nice stuff,

but this right here is nice. - Yeah, I mean, really, yeah.

You never do nuttin' nice.

- Yo, I got ya. - You ain't dress nice.

We got two bowls of porridge coming right up!

What the hell?

I don't know what y'all think this here--what y'all think?

I'm some kind of restaurant worker or something?

I'm not gonna fix nothin'!

- Mr. Brown, that's not right. - Well, I'm sorry.

Well, can you even cook?

Yes, but I'm not gonna cook all that steak, potatoes,

caesar salad, dressing light, cheeseburger, bacon.

I got a good memory, though.

You don't even have to cook the salad.

You just... - I cook what I wanna cook.

You know what? It's fine.

I'll just go and finish my homework.

Sorry, kid! And remember, be nice.

I'll just starve.

Boy, you ate when you got home.

That was a snack.

It was, like, one little applesauce.

Well, can't you wait till your momma get back?

- I can't believe this. - What happened?

Boy, shut up. She found the love letters.

How could they do this to me?

- Do what? - They have my phone cloned.

They put a clown in your phone?

Like a ice cream clone?

- No-- -Clone!

Like chocolate, vanilla, strawberry,

or something like that?

-No, cloned! - What y'all talking about?

Old people don't know what that means.

Obviously.

Y'all young people explain it to the old people.

Yeah.

It's when somebody can see everything on your phone.

Well, why didn't you say that?

If you said "copy," like "copy something."

You trying to be all difficult--

I mean, we're old, but we ain't stupid.

That's right.

We know the difference between "clone" and "cone."

- Yeah. - And--

An ice cream cone and a clone clone.

Ice cream cone!

Well, that's what it is. It's a copy.

You trying to be all difficult.

Copy, clone.

Copy sound quicker. Copy.

Okay, fine, it's copy! That's what it is, copy.

So they got a copy of your phone.

Yes, and mine too.

Wait, what? You knew about this?

- Yeah. - And you didn't tell me?

I--I don't like you like that.

Y'all better get along.

You know what? This is such a violation.

I'm so mad.

Then what y'all been talkin' about?

Well, nothing bad.

But they shouldn't be spying on me.

Well, if there's nothing on there,

there's nothing for you to be mad about.

Okay, well, it's the principle.

You're old. You wouldn't get it.

Wait, wait, you--

you was trying to make some of them tick tick videos?

Yeah.

Hey, everybody.

Have you and Dad been reading my texts?

Honey, we'll talk about this later, okay?

No, we need to talk about this now.

- Ooh. - Now is not the time.

No, that is just wrong.

Sandra, not now!

You know what? You make this so hard to like--

I said not now! Go to your room!

But I--

Didn't your momma just say go to your room?

That's what she meant. Go in your room.

Phillip, you can go in your room too.

Thank you.

Look, I'm not with her. I'm just trying to eat.

Boy, if you don't go to your room...

You gonna eat soon.

When is soon? He had us eating--

I said go to your room right now!

Boy, you better go!

She loud. She gets mad.

I can see that. That's scary.

Yeah, I'd bounce up out of here if I was you.

- Yeah, go. - You ain't gotta tell me twice.

Cora scare me when she get mad.

Oh my god, me too.

- Cora-- - Excuse us.

Where y'all been?

Where y'all been? You was cheatin'?

No, I was not cheating, Mr. Brown.

- Okay, put your hand up. - Yeah, raise your hand up.

- Was you cheatin'? - No.

- Look at him. - Look at me.

Cheatin' eyes. - Good night.

Get your cheatin' eyes out of here.

Would y'all stop it? What is wrong with y'all?

Where y'all been, Cora?

What do you mean, where we've been?

Did he hit her boyfriend?

No, she don't have a boyfriend.

She said she wasn't cheatin'! - Well, Cora, I--

Oh, they're just sex buddies.

- No. - Cora, somebody got hit--

Yes, he did hit somebody.

I knew it! I knew it! I knew somebody got hit!

But what we need right now is some money!

For what?

Because the sheriff put Jeremy in jail.

Shut up!

Yes, shut up!

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- Put him in jail-- ---for what?

Jeremy hit the sheriff!

That boy finally grew a set.

And we need to get him out of jail.

- Shut up! - I'm serious, Mr. Vinny!

We need money to get him out of jail.

He was messing around with the sheriff!

Didn't that woman just tell you she wasn't playing--

Then why did it take two of y'all to go up there while

she in the house doing it,

you outside in the bushes on lookout?

-And Cora... -Mm-hmm.

...I'm ashamed of you!

That's not holy. I ain't know that.

I didn't know she was sleeping--

- I don't have time for this. - I didn't know she was that--

Are we gonna get the man out of jail or not?

I don't know. You tell me. I say "or not."

You ask us. We didn't ask you.

You said "or not," so we picked "or not."

You think Cora was over there, helping her cheat?

I think she was watching while they was in the house.

You think they was doing lovin'?

Yeah, but she was praying that they didn't get caught.

'Cause she's a Christian.

- Cora... - A Christian lookout.

What did she say?

"Lord, don't let 'em get caught."

"Father God, don't let 'em get caught."

- Cora! - Show me your shame face.

Let me see mine. Look at mine.

Do yours again.

Make it shamer. More shame.

No, you watch me do it.

Nah, yours look like a dead goat or something.

Well, let me see yours again.

Yours look like a moose butt.

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