Original subtitles

Ha ha ha ha!

Swollen Creek. It will get you. Or it don't matter if you're a miss or a mister.

Your flesh is a landing zone for these little critters.

They'll sting your face as you sit on my shitter.

What a beautiful day for a ride.

The sun is out,

my baby mama waiting for me at home, and my muscles are bulging.

A beautiful day to be alive indeed.

Go my friend! Get up!

Hahaha!

Ehh!

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, don't go back in.

I

Hey!

Help!

BYE!

What's going on? Christ, what's going oooon?

Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha!

How about some more bugs? No, please!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Heeeeee! Hello! Hello! More!

Heeeeeeeee!

Yeah.

What's that thing in your phone?

Hmm.

Hehehehehehehehe Hehehehe Hehehe Hehehe

Hehehehehehehehe Hehehehehehehehe Hehehe Hehehe Hehehe

Hehehe UGH

DIE DIE DIE

Oh well, Fonzo, you're full of toxic odors.

I'm turning tan!

Wow.

Oh yes! I want you to be the daddy of my babies!

Look at those massive hands! A man's love is only as big as his hands.

I almost forgot!

Please God.

Give me the strength to show this hunk of a man how I really feel.

I long for him, and he doesn't know I even exist.

But going outside is much too risky.

What shall I do?

Give me a sign!

Thank you Lord.

Here goes nothing.

Ah!

Hey. Hey.

is it?

Hmm

Hmm.

Ugh.

Mm.

Hmm.

Every day I want you... BAKE!

The look of your physique makes my body quick.

So close and yet so far? I wanna eat you up?

Like a chocolate bar?

Together our bodies will fuse together just like play dough.

In the hot evening weather. So get off your butt and come to me.

You're my man and I'm your slew-e-e.

What? Huh?

Oh, uh, oh, uh.

I don't know why.

There! Yo-hoo!

Don't be shy, dairy. Show yourself.

Huh?

Hello?

Oh.

You sound even sexier than I ever imagined!

Well, thanks, uh...

You don't, well, you sound sexy your own self there.

Oh!

Ha ha ha, what's your name?

And...

And Gina?

Ha ha, so what's the deal, Miss Gina?

Why can't I see you? You admired my physique. Let me admire yours.

Oh, I can't.

I'm very sensitive to the sun and allergens.

My mucus membranes wouldn't set on fire.

Oh, well. That's too bad. I guess I'll be on my way. Oh, wait, wait!

That's my girl!

Come on, one little peaky peaky for old Greg!

Huh?

This is you? Damn girl, you're a fox!

Oh come on, let me in! I want to see you in the flesh!

Come on! Just one little lookie lookie!

Oh, I... I don't know.

Okay, okay, I'll tell you what.

How's about you and me go on a little date tomorrow?

Sound good?

I... well... maybe?

Good, good, good.

I'll tell you what, we can go on the Tunnel of Love Ride at the Carnival.

Just you and me. Oh, well, I...

Great! I'll see you tomorrow, beautiful! Woohoo!

Woo! Woo!

April? Stop it!

Gina, where are you?

Coming, Mother!

Who are you talking to Gina? I hope it wasn't a man.

It was no one, mother. I was talking to myself.

Good. Men are nothing but trouble. The world is filled with cretins like them.

Why do you think I got artificially inseminated in a back alley?

Open up.

They'll snatch you up with their sausage fingers and fertilize

your eggs with their filth if you ever leave the house.

That is if the outside toxins don't rot your flesh first.

Just look at me. One,

wrestling match with a warthog and I get a fungal infection.

I can't even touch my own daughter without infecting her flesh.

I know, Mother. Just give it time.

No!

Yes, it's just around the corner.

My spirit may be strong, but my body is withered like an old banana.

Nuh, nuh, uh, noh, where's your sister?

You used to sing together and now I haven't heard a peep out of her.

Oh,

she was burping too much, mother, so I had to shut her up a little.

Oh, sir, to her right. Her burp smelled like rotten bologna.

Now

scrub my feet, Deary.

Oh, yeah!

little treat.

You've done

good Ray, but there's still more work to be done.

I know.

Ugh. Ugh. My babies are hatching, Ray, and they're hungry.

I want to double the bodies from now on. Double? That's just impossible.

Then make it so.

Or our deal will end and your precious plants will be consumed by my offspring.

Okay, your highness.

Do do do do.

Do-do-do do-do.

Do, do, do me.

Yes, perfect fertilizer for growth.

Ahahahahaha! Woo!

Oh yeah! Yeah!

Wake up, Princess. Wake up!

Soon, my love, you will

regain your form.

And then, we will be together forever. Just give me a smile.

How about some entertainment, huh?

Wake up worm!

Entertainer worm entertainer

Hehehehehehehe

Do something else.

How pathetic. If you can't make her laugh, then bug food you shall become.

Say goodnight.

Press jester. Careful. It may taste a little funny. Oh. Mmm.

There's your second body.

Please God, make this date go well.

May his huge hands hold me.

May his lips utter sweet nothings in my ear.

And please, don't fill my nostrils or flesh with allergens.

I cannot stand the pain.

Thank you, God.

Ho!

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh!

I'm going to sleep.

RRRRRRRR! RRRRRRRR!

Hello?

Hey Gina, it's Greg. I got your digits from the phone book. I hope you don't mind.

Just can't stop thinking about your body.

Oh, how sweet!

I've been thinking about you a lot too.

Heh heh, anyway, remember that tunnel of love idea? Well, forget about it.

Oh no.

Are you having second thoughts?

Oh no, no, I-

The boat sank and a couple got eaten by a fish or something.

But I've got an idea you're gonna love even more.

What say we go to the forest and have a little picnic? The flowers are a blooming.

The bugs are a buzzing. How does that sound?

Oh.

Ah!

Great idea.

Yeah, well, I gotta get back to pumping some iron.

But it was so good to hear your voice. Ah...

You too.

Goodbye!

Don't be sad my love, we'll find a new gesture to amuse you. Promise!

You'll be back to your old happy self in no time.

Oh, oh, oh! Oh, ho, ho! Oh, what?

Who doggies?

Hello.

What's this?

Yeah, fish bait.

Hehehehe.

Somebody's here. Ray, get to it. Ray!

Ray! My dinner is near the pond! Huh? You gotta be...

I'm talking one of these days.

Ha ha ha!

The cock, the cock!

Ketah! Ketaaah!

Oh, hee. Oh, hey.

Eh.

Uh!

What is it?

I'll let you speak if you promise to be good.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. It's hot.

I'm sorry, it's... Stop!

Ewww!

When that man sees how hideous you are, he's gonna wring your goddamn neck.

Oh.

Shit! It's noon! Behave yourself!

Gina?

Gina, where are you? Coming, Mother. Gina, Where's my lunch?

My stomach is rumbling. Yes, Mother!

What's the hurry, Gina? Are you leaving the house?

Oh, no, Mother. A monster movie marathon is on today and I don't want to miss it.

Don't forget to empty my toilet, dear.

It's more full than usual.

First dump I've had in a week.

Of course.

Oh!

Oh!

How did that get in there?

It's beautiful, Mother.

just for being such a great daughter.

Don't tell your sister.

BOOTSH!

Well, how do I look?

like a million bucks.

No, like a trillion bucks.

Thank you, Mother. Of course, Theory.

So, you wanna leave your mommy, huh?

We'll just see where she runs off to.

Don't

screw this up, Greg.

You

haven't been

with a woman in almost 20 years.

Don't worry. I've got her wrapped around my little finger.

Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha! Okay, here goes nothing.

Alright, I'm gonna put this away. Make myself look a little prettier here.

Yeah, okay. Alright, this is good. Here we go. Ah!

Hello! Why are you dressed like that?

I told you... I'm sensitive to allergens?

Oh, I see. It isn't because I have diseases, is it? Because I don't! Yeah, uh, uh...

Here, this is for you.

Oh, how nice! A flower!

I never got to go to prom, so this is my way of experiencing it now, huh?

Is this for me? Oh! Thanks!

UGH!

HAH! HAH!! HAH!!!

mothers I'll be back

Ugh.

Smooth Gina.

Shut up!

Oh, this is so nice. Oh, lovely.

Okay, ready! Great!

You're a chariot, my lady.

Oh, how nice.

My license got revoked so I had to use my

imagination, but it gets great gas mileage!

Okay, hold on tight! What? Ah! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Can you get comfortable? Okay, alright! Here we go! Oh! Can you get comfortable?

Okay, alright. Here we go!

Let's hit the road!

Get out of here!

Oh god, oh oh oh, oh god, look at that little shit. Damn.

Oh no, oh, no, no. Oh god.

Hehehehehe

Who the hell are you?

Don't worry friend, you look like you're in need of assistance.

My bowels, I feel like they're ready to explode. Come, have a toilet at my house.

Well, it better be close man.

Don't you worry, we'll be there in no time.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star! Ugh. Beautiful day for

a walk, ain't it?

Terrible. I mean, it's fantastic.

Well, allow me to be your humble tour guide.

Now, if you look to your left, you'll see a family of ducks. Love you.

And if you look to your right, you'll see a group of handsome gnomes.

Splendid!

Woo!

So, you thought

you could lie to mother, eh?

Well, mother always has a trick up her sleeve.

There will be hell to pay.

Ha ha ha!

Have a good shit, because it's the last you'll ever take.

Oh!

Damn.

The Dan Burrito Millers!

Hey pal, how about a little privacy, huh?

Didn't mean to stick out the plus man. Have mercy.

Yeah.

Here.

Yeah.

Oh.

Not again.

You've got nowhere to hide, boy.

to get you, boy.

Ha ha ha ha! Yeah! Ha ha!

Oh, yeah! Oh, God! Oh, shit!

No!

I'll bite your arm. Thanks.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

The soil is very rich, my love. Soon it will support growth.

What's this?

Lubosa!

You've done well, Mobosa. Very well. There's still more work to be done.

Hehehehehehe. Now fly!

Whoooooooooooo!

Whoooo! Swollen

Creek?

That's a strange name. Ah yes, the Swollen creek.

Lots of people have gone missing on this trail. Let's check it out.

Are you sure?

It's a tour, isn't it? Come on, it'll be fine.

Ugh.

Oh yeah!

There!

These little morsels have traveled into my woods.

Great, Moonworthless souls. Bring them to me.

My children will guide you. Go.

Woo! Boy!

It's a hot one, baby girl!

Ha!

Woo!

Boy, that smell takes me back.

Let me tell you a tale from the book of Greg.

I used to be an exterminator and I was hired to spray for bugs that were

eating the scientist's plants and not far from this forest, in fact.

I guess he was doing some experiments with plant DNA or something.

Ah, who the hell knows. But he sure was weird.

Anyway, the whole place smelled like a dead man.

dirty butt crack.

I think he used human manure for his plants, something to do with the nutrient

content or other science mumbo jumbo.

Not long after, I started hearing about this same

guy, Dr. Ray Longmire, on the news.

I guess he was trying to bring his dead wife to life and went crazy and disappeared.

And soon, people around town began disappearing too.

Part of me wonders if Ol Ray continued his experiments in

the forest using the innocent for his demented needs.

Maybe if we're lucky, we'll come upon Ol Ray.

What's that?

Let's go, Greg. This place gives me the creeps. Shh.

Listen.

Beep, beep.

Here, Eddie Thing.

Greg?

Greg?

Thank you.

Booga Booga!

Oh boy, I got you good! You got scared! Shut up! Boy, I cracked myself up!

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh! My hand!

Huh?

Blue-down, damn you! I can't keep up!

I feel so good. I think maybe those plants were poisonous.

Ehh.

Ah. Ah. Ah.

Let's go set up the picnic. My stomach is rumbling.

Oh.

Let's feast!

MMMM. MMMMM. MMMMMMM

He's sucking. You don't want to know.

Brrrrrrrr.

Ah, that is a spot.

Let's see what there is to eat!

Oh, yeah.

Ah, ah, ah.

Ah!

What some?

Uh, I'm okay.

Ah, ah, ah. Ah, uh, ah... Ah, oh, ah!

Ah, aah!

There's my lass!

There's the girl of my dreams.

A sexy hot mama on a warm summer day. Oh, Greg.

Oh. Huh. You are so beautiful.

Yet you're hidden behind a mask. You need to breathe.

My allergies, Greg? Nonsense. It's a beautiful day!

You need to show your beautiful skin and the beautiful sun and be free!

Oh, Greg! I can't breathe!

How did you... Ouch! Something bit me!

Oh god, I've been bitten by bugs!

Wait! You're

not you, you deceive me!

Hehehehehehehehehhehhehehehehhehehehehe

You're a freak! You are a god damn freak!

No, please, I can explain Greg, but first, we have to leave here!

The air is full of toxins!

Okay?

H-huh-huh. H-uh-huh... H-h-huh! Shut up, you freak!

You're a demon spawned from the depths of hell... And I'm going to send you back!

R-r-rr-a-r!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Bye.

I love you.

Ah!

Whoa!

To the head!

Oh, come on!

Oh!

Hehehehehe! Ho ho ho! Ah ha! Ah ha ha! Ah haaa!

So good.

Come on! Maybe there's people inside! Come on.

Hehehehe. Heheheheheheh. Heheheh.

Hehehe. Hehehe! In here quick!

You'll be safe!

Thank you, I...

Ah!

Gina! Oh, Gina! Gina, are you in there?

Help!

Huh?

What? What? Gina!

Oh Gina!

Oh my God.

Gina! Are you in here?

Hello!

Gina?

You! Yes.

Me.

What?

What are you doing? Trying to take control of our bodies so we can get out of here.

Your body? You mean our body?

Shh! I think I hear something. It could be help. Let's go!

Take a right, dumbass!

Ah, why couldn't you have been the conjoined twin?

Hmm.

So many essential nutrients. The soil should be near completion.

Ha ha ha ha

Oh god it's Satan! Hell Mary full of grace!

Where's the girl? What girl?

The girl who took my claw, Moron. I

didn't see a girl. Boom.

Whee! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

She's near the creek. Go and bring me the tasty little morsel.

Your wish is my command.

DING! HAHAHAHAHA!

Please don't hurt me! I'll be a better man, I promise! Hmm...

Yeah.

My babies will feast on you from the inside out.

Hmm, hmm, hmm. Hmm, hm, hmm...

Hmm, Hmm, huh...

Hey! Can I get some of that? My sunburn's killing me!

I have just enough of my delicate skin.

I've got a modeling shoot tomorrow for Mountain Girl magazine, remember?

And if you've got problem with that, then you can go straight to hell!

Where the hell are we anyway? Can't you read? Swollen Creek.

Peculean name, isn't it? I'll say. I don't even see it on the map.

Oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

My skin! My beautiful skin! Help us!

Help us...

I'm gonna die.

No, please, please! Don't go!

Gina, I love you so much! I'm sorry.

My love, I want to fill you with my seed. Gina,

I told you not to leave the house. The world is a dangerous place.

He's coming for you, Gina. He's come for you.

He's came for you Gina. He's coming for you, Gina!

He's coming for you, Gina! He's COMING FOR YOU, GINA!

He's CUMING FOR U, GINAAA! He's Coming For You, Gina!

Gina! Gina, he's coming for you!

Oh.

Where is that devious daughter of mine?

What in Sam Hill?

Oh, God.

Whoever she is with must have abducted her.

Just think of the things he's doing to her new-bile, juicy body.

Oh, it just turns my stomach!

Hehehehehehehe

the easiest bike ever made. Only two in existence.

MMMMMMMM

Where are we?

Smell.

Isn't it obvious? Look above!

Oh! Gross! We're down the loo!

It looks like some sort of garden.

He must be using the ship as some sort of fertilizer.

Just like Greg said!

Someone's up there.

Hmm

Uh!

Oh god!

Don't worry my dear, I have just the thing to cheer you up.

You're a most peculiar specimen to look at. I freak with two heads.

You'll be perfect my beloved. Make her laugh!

That seed?

That seed is my wife, as she'll soon become a beautiful perennial person.

But first, she must be happy, otherwise she'll grow into a horrible beast like you.

So...

Make her laugh!

NOW!

entertain her.

Gina, April, where the hell are you, girl?

Mother needs you home so you can make her dinner, dammit!

Wallen Creek.

Oh!

Dance! Dance!

Dance! Dance!

It's not good for me. It's good enough. Ray. That's better. Damn you.

Bro, it stinks! Oh, oh, oh! Wait!

Belch, damn you! Belch! She loves it when you belch!

Yes! It's working!

Yeah.

You could mess with mommy here, is day?

I'm gonna get you boof. You want some of this too? I'm going to get you boo.

Alright, it's your funeral.

Uh oh.

Bye.

Ha!

Yeah!

Uh-huh.

Ugh.

Gina, where are you girl?

Arrrggghhh!

Ha ha ha!

Who is in my woods?

Yo!

I'm gonna love to horse

Uh...

Greg!

Alright!

Keep belching, damn you. I'll be back shortly. She better still be smiling.

Uh, he's not working.

Mm-hmm.

Please me, please me, yeah please me It brings me happiness

God damn flies, I can't see a thing. Gina, April.

Gina, April, girls, girls where are you? Come on girls.

Gina, Gina, Gina, April, Gina, April.

Hey, watch where you're going. You moron.

Help me! Help

me, don't let it get me!

Get your damn hands off me!

Pingleberry!

E-E-E Yeah!

Your ass is mine.

Oh, Jesus. Evan.

Here!

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Don't mess with me, you crazy bitch!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Yeah, I've been around the block before, fool.

I can relax these throat muscles like no one's business. Now go back to hell!

Heeeey!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thank you.

What's going on?

You killed the queen!

Oh, oh, oh. Wait, take me with you. No.

You already fucked!

Suits, you'll just slow me down.

I need to get to my Gina on April bike before supper. Gina? I know her.

I just went on a date with her. Date?

You took her from her mama?

You tried to degrade my little girl's body?

I just wanted to eat out with her. No, I, I...

You're a slimy son of a bitch!

Thank you.

Damn things are everywhere. Get damn camp.

Wow

Shit. There's not much time.

April

Dean on April.

Where are you girls?

Gina?

April come to mother

Gina April

Gina. April.

Gina

Gina, April!

No!

Hey pal, care to give me a hand? You killed the queen.

The queen ain't dead. She's right here. Now give me hand fool.

My pleasure.

Huh!

Bye.

Huh? Oh...

Hey, you ain't no sex freak, are ya?

Cause if ya are, you're in for a rude awakening, fella.

He...

Ah, whoo.

Oh!

Right.

What's the meaning of this?

You're wasting your time. I'm constipated.

Let me help your strange body with that.

Bud guts and venom can be a natural laxative.

Ahahahahaha, whoo!

Jerk!

Stinky!

Mother?

Mother!

Hello?

G na?

What are you doing in the damn toilet, girl?

Bye, mom.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have lived into you.

Damn right, you shut up! I told you, dammit!

Hehehehehhehehe Yeah What are you gonna do with that? Woohoo! Huh?

Huh? Yeah Hahaha

Come on, man.

Ugh! Ugh!

I can feel it squeezing through my intestines!

Ugh, what did you give to me?

Now, let's speed up the process a little.

Oh, God!

No.

Lord Almighty,

you okay down there girls?

Yeah, it just stinks.

That's an understatement.

sell bottles of that stuff?

cleared my pipes right now! Let me clear your mind too!

I don't know.

Mmm.

Ah, yes. Now we have the perfect nutrients for planting.

You killed our mother, you bastard!

Yes, but when one life ends, another begins.

There's not much time. Your mother's ass will only seal off the toilet for so long.

But by then, me and my newly grown wife will be gone.

And your flesh will be torn from bone.

Come on, my dear. Very nice, Ray.

See you soon.

I'm gonna... Hehehehehehehehe Ahahahahaha

Nina

Hello, Gina!

Oh!

Mother? Can

you hear me?

Yes?

Where are you?

I'm in your body. I told you my soul was strong. I possessed you.

possessed

Huh.

This can't be real. I stinkie!

I didn't say that. Of course you didn't. That was me controlling you.

Wow. Do me.

Stink, stank, stunk.

Wow!

Okay.

Enough monkey business. I have an idea for us to escape.

Come on baby. Grow! Grow for me! Yes!

Human manure yields the best growth. She's grounding twice as fast.

Ow!

Huh? Ha ha ha ha! Sorry,

Gina.

With one body, we have tripled the strength.

If we combine this strength, we can break free of these chains.

Let's give it a try!

Yes! She's coming! Ha ha ha ha!

Okay, on the count of three, we can break free from these chains. One, two, three!

Surging!

Gross!

Ugh!

Welcome back, my dear.

No! This isn't right!

You did this!

Of course I did. I...

I mean, my mother has a fungal infection.

And now your precious wife has the same ugly ailment.

Kiss ever touching her again, goodbye.

You are so dead!

Bring it!

Lover.

What's wrong?

Eugh!

Ew.

Where is it?

Over there!

Where?

Grr. Bing. Bing. Yeah!

Oh god! AHHHH! AHHHHH! YEEEAAAHHHH!

AHHHH!

The fear.

It's too strong! I can't do this! Not sense, Gina!

Listen to me! You're a strong girl! And do you know why?

No! Because you're my daughter! And I love you!

Both of you! Together we're immortal! We can do this.

We can do it, Gina! Just believe!

Leave.

Prepare yourselves girls!

Come on girls, use your strength!

Come on!

Yeah!

We did it!

I'm so proud of you girls.

Wow!

There's no time! Get his suit on!

Ugh.

be so dramatic.

Go!

Those must be the most

Ew, it stinks!

Don't talk about your mother that way. Push it off, girls.

The-the fungal infection... It must be killing the bugs!

Okay, now we see it. Let's get out of here.

Now that fresh air.

I ain't it nice.

It is.

My allergies aren't even bothering me. I can breathe again.

Well,

I can't breathe. Get me out of here. Oh, sorry.

Ah!

Huh? What's

that?

What's what?

Poor Greg. If only it had worked out.

Good riddance.

Disgusting thing, wasn't it?

I'll say, I didn't even know bugs got that big. You'd be surprised.

I once wrestled one in Guatemala. It pinned me down and pinched my nipples.

Ew.

Well at least it's dead.

BOOM! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

You leave my girls alone.

Ha!

April?

Please, don't be dead.

Ah!

Yuck! I swallowed an egg!

Paypal! I thought...

You were dead.

Nope. Still here, unfortunately.

Let's go home girls.

Okay.

Okay.

Bye.

It's great that we're all together now, aim it?

I suppose. I just wish it had worked out with Greg. I always

wanted a baby.

Gina my dear, there is life in you already.

me

I guess.

But we touched that creature.

Will we get infected too?

or possibly not.

We are three spirits in one body after all.

Our immune system may finally

now be strong enough to kill the fungus.

But whatever comes our way, we'll go through it together.

April, what's wrong?

Ugh.

Demon from hell. Kill it!

Gina, what are you doing? Kill it!

Oh no!

No more!

See? We can end this vicious cycle by raising the baby as our own.

Teach it to love, not to hate.

Yeah, it is sort of cute, I suppose.

Mom?

Okay, Gina, but if it tries to eat our innards, it's out of here.

Yay! Thanks,

Mom!

Hehehehehehehehe

Poochie poo!

Ever since little Debbie was vomited, life has been great.

My swelling subsided and we can even enjoy the forest now.

I guess in the end, you don't need romance to

be happy, as long as you have a family that

loves you. Thank you.