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Okay, whatever.

I'm coming in here. What are you doing?

I need to get ready. You're taking forever.

You're all morning.

No, so did you.

Seriously, there's only one bathroom. Deal with it. Man, this hotel is so

fucking shitty.

I know, right?

Oh, my God. Mom and Dad are so cheap.

This road trip is ridiculous.

And last night, they kept me up all freaking night.

I swear to God. You heard them, too? I know, right?

So embarrassing.

Like, I swear to God, this relationship is making this extra horny or something.

Because they were going at it, like, all fucking night.

Like, all night.

Jesus Christ. It was really gross.

Oh, just hearing mom.

Oh, my God. It's so terrible.

Oh, my God. I seriously wish I had gone to Cabo with my girlfriend.

They were begging me to go with them. I really wanted to go. And mom and dad,

like, they're worthless to come on this trip. And now we're stuck in the van

with them all day long.

Like, fucking listening to these crappy radio stations in these small towns.

Like, Jesus Christ.

These people are so fucking country. You know what I'm saying? Like, god damn.

I swear to God, like, if I have to go and stop at one more, like, world's

giant zucchini or, like, fucking biggest mullet wine, I'm going to fart. Like, I

swear to God. Yeah, I'm still kidding.

So brutal.

I can't believe you're in there right now.

Well, seriously, it's your own fault. You're taking forever. Like, just say,

like, how long it takes for you to rub one out.

What are you going to do now?

Give me a hug. No.

No. No.

You have to get it from me.

You just want to rub the tip of it on your pussy.

Can I do that?

Just like that.

You better see it.