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What do you say about her? What about your daughter? Don't you think she could

cook? Hey, leave her alone. Well, yeah, she has a life of her own. Now shut up

and go try and find some mussels. And stop complaining.

Hey, what am I saying is that you should watch her a little more closely. What

kind of education is that?

You're getting on my nerves. She's young and innocent.

What do you expect?

Let's do it. Your parents are at the beach. You've got to be careful.

You must not be seen with a Roman.

But I love you so much.

What difference does that make? Tell me.

We'll find something else to eat.

Mushrooms. Hey, what do you say about a nice mushroom salad? I say this is not

the right season for mushrooms. That's what I say. Are you sure we couldn't

find mushrooms in the forest this time of the year, the big ones?

eat me alive oh yes baby that's it

What makes you laugh?

Do you like it?

Hurry up. We're going to be late at my mother's. Can't you speed up by 2 today?

Give me a break, will you?

What did you do with the crabs?

You were supposed to carry them. You must be kidding.

Damn, it's always the same. Go back to the beach and bring back the crabs.

And make it fast.

Wait, forget the crabs.

Run, run, make it fast.

Activius.

Yes, Remus.

They expect you at the Emperor's tent.

Hail to you, pretty Flavia.

The Senate and the people from Rome need your services, Asivius.

Activius. Oh, pretty Flavia, it's Activius.

Don't contradict a queen.

Very well, pretty Flavia, very well.

I'm sure you've heard about the famous Hutt Dorics.

It's a reward that goes to the strongest man in the Empire. And you know what I

mean by strong.

Caesar wants the trophy to remain in Rome.

It is a question of honor for you and your legionnaires to win this award.

But my men are mere warriors, oh pretty Flavia. They fought against the

barbarians. Believe me, they have no fear, but they're afraid of women.

You idiot. This is not about fighting.

This is about lovemaking.

Aren't they good at that?

Well, you see, my men are a bit tired. The Gauls keep attacking them day and

night. They're a bit depressed.

That's right.

I brought a few girls who are going to cheer him up.

We'll start the training tomorrow.

Now you can dismiss yourself, Asuvius.

Activius, Activius, Activius, Activius.

Big Dicks, where are you?

Hello, Big Dicks.

Where are you?

Hey, here you are.

You're still here?

Are you alone?

Where's your wife gone to? Don't worry about the wife. She's busy right now.

Oh, really?

There's nothing to worry about.

You brought me something to eat. Yeah, it's for you.

This is good stuff.

Yeah, you like it?

It almost tastes as good as you do.

That's very nice.

Those tits.

So big.

They're so warm.

Still hungry? Do you want some more meat? Oh, yes, I do. Now, let's do it

quickly because my wife is going to come back soon. Oh, yeah? Yeah, we don't want

to waste any time.

You know my wife is very just, so we've got to be careful.

Get on your knees.

Oh yeah.

oh yeah

I can see your ass.

That's it.

Does your wife look like a fucker in the ass? My wife?

Don't complain.

I want some more. I wonder what she's doing. I mean, she might have met some

man. Well, in the meantime, let's have our fun. Yeah.

You like my big cotton raps? Oh, yeah, I love it. You should make my cousin. Your

statement's huge bollocks. Yeah, faster.

Oh, yes.

Tomorrow same time?

That's my wife.

You think so?

I know so.

How

do

you like my massage?

I love it. It's great.

I can feel you're tensed.

Right? Yeah.

I'll tell you what. Next time we fight against those barbarians, we'll crush

them to the ground.

Well, I hope you speak the truth.

We'll save the honor of the empire.

That'd be nice.

I count on you, my friend.

I'll be someone important.

Very important indeed.

Like a consul. That's right.

All this is right, but for now... Let me be your lover. Make love to me and don't

disappoint me.

Great body.

Your breasts are perfect. Oh, Flavia.

That is so good.

Let me show you what I can do.

Swallow me.

Yes, that's it.

Oh, yes, it's the

flavor of the month, Flavius.

Your mouth is divine, pretty Flavia.

You bet your ass.

Oh, yes.

All the holes in Rome.

Nothing compared to you.

Get back to work now, Flavia.

It's an honor for me to be sucked by Caesar's wife.

You've got such nice hands, Flavia.

Yes.

Put me all in your mouth.

Pull that foreskin up over my helmet.

Extra protection, you know.

Oh, Flavia, don't stop.

Ah, titty fuck.

This is pure delight.

Lovely ass you have, too.

Squeeze me.

Do you like it? Oh, yes, I love it.

I've never had that before.

Well, you know, in fact, it's my speciality.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Show me, I'm yours.

Oh, you're so tight.

Feel that.

All of my girl going in, in, in.

You're the best.

Tell me that you can.

Yes, you are the fruit of my desire.

Come on, give it to me.

Yes, we must.

There's more than we need.

Oh, too bad officers can't register for the hot dogs.

Yeah, that's too bad.

This is giving me so much pleasure.

I want to bust my nut deep inside of you.

You are so pretty Flavia.

Oh, that gritty feel.

Oh, yes.

Clench, clench, clench, clench.

Oh, yes.

Remus. Remus, yes.

That's how I got my name.

Spread your legs. Oh, yes.

It's so much better.

I love your shoes.

You are the queen of Rome.

Folks, look who's here.

So tell me, what do you want?

I want to remind you that the Geneva Convention guarantees that nobody will

attack someone while waving a white flag. Oh, shut up. What is it, dirty

anus?

Octavius, please, not dirty anus. Love you say so.

That's my name, after all.

All right, tell us, what is it you want? Are you going back to Rome with your

troops? Well, no. To be frank, not really.

In the name of Caesar, I have come to challenge you all.

You challenge us all?

I don't understand those Romans.

On the fifth night of the spring, there will be a match between your men and my

men.

But you know we'll fight with bare hands if you want.

Here's the rule.

Each side will have his champion.

And your champion and my champion will have to satisfy some ladies.

And in a given time, the contender who has satisfied the largest number of

experienced ladies will be champion of all.

He will then receive the famous trophy.

The one and only Hot Darts. Give it to us right now. It'll be faster.

Dirty anus.

You can tell Caesar that it's all right with us.

And of course, you've got to swear.

You won't fight. You promise?

I promise. No fight, Dirty Anus.

All right. Well, I guess I'll see you later.

Hey, Strong Dicks, will you let him go like that?

What's wrong with you?

I almost forgot. All right.

Dirty Anus, wait for me!

of these barbarians.

Okay, let's go.

The job is done. I took care of him, all right.

Now, let's go back to work.

Ready?

Is it understood?

If we want to win, we've got to do everything we can, using all means

necessary. I really count on your cooperation, ladies.

All right?

Don't worry.

You know our great powers.

Oh, I know. I was your personal teacher.

Yes, Flavia.

And I must admit, you were excellent students.

Thanks.

All right, let's get to work.

Show me what you can do.

Fine. Let's go.

The Empire counts on you.

How are you, gall boy?

Hey, woman girl.

Nice tits.

Your skin is pretty soft for a barbarian like you.

Well, yeah. You want to feel some skin? You shouldn't have come here.

Why is that? Are you dangerous?

I beg your pardon. We have a reputation.

I've heard a few things about you guys. Oh, yeah?

Let me see those tits.

I'm gonna show you what true love is really about. Get ready for the wild

ride.

I'm coming

Well, can't you see?

Venus doesn't know about it.

Alright, come on, join us. After all, she's one of yours.

You want a piece of her? Come on.

How do you like that bitch?

She sure knows how to polish a weapon.

Yeah.

See how we treat your wives, Roman?

Yeah, baby, make them real hard. Yes, that's good.

Yes, come on.

I know that we guys are enemies, but this time... Yeah, we'll make perfect

peace for today.

That bitch is one good sucker.

One damn good sucker.

Oh, yeah.

Mass baby, sit your ass on my dick.

Your mouth.

Oh, you're tough.

Sticky move.

Your ass is so tight.

Stop. Not so much teeth. You're biting me. I'll stop it.

Let's come together.

Hang it off your chin.

Tell me, Anousia, how's your husband these days? Isn't he a bit tired?

Well, you're right. He sleeps all day. That's strange. Does he? Well, mine too.

It's odd.

I wonder what they can get up to at night.

It's funny you ask that, because last night I woke up and he was gone. I found

it odd.

My husband was gone too.

I got an idea.

Can you believe it? Those bastards have humiliated us.

Yeah, it's a crime shame.

And with Roman girls on top of that, I think we should do the same.

Let's have fun with some Romans.

Hmm, that's a good idea.

Listen to me.

We're going to ask your daughter to help us. She knows them. She probably can

find a way to get us all into their camp.

Yes, I'm going to ask her. Let's go. Yes, let's go. There's no time to waste.

The vengeance is ours. You bet.

Now turn around, turn around, turn, turn, turn.

Let me put my Roman cock into your golly pussy.

Oh, ride the whirlwind.

um

Out, in, out, it's military, in, out.

Thank you.

yes

See, although I'm a veteran, I'm still a proud warrior of Caesar.

Appreciate the ride, dear.

Oh, pretty Flavia, the women of Gaul have tried to wear our men out.

Oh, I guess this means war, if that's what they want.

I've got my weapon.

Assyrius, this is the strongest stud in all the empire.

Check this out, my friend. He will do his training tonight. Feel free to come.

You'll learn a thing or two.

All right.

All right, let me see.

Yeah.

This is important.

Yeah, I know.

You gotta be beautiful.

Today is the great challenge.

How do I look?

The other men should have come with you.

I'm the chief. I don't need nobody from the village. I will win the fight alone.

Don't worry.

Good luck, my love.

My love, you can be proud of your husband. I will win.

The gods are on your side.

I kind of miss Rome, you know. Yes, for sure.

The orgies and the wine.

The women. Don't tell me.

Hey, soldier, what's your name?

Romulus, my dear Remus. You look like your brother, Remus. It's amazing, isn't

it? Of course, you've got more class, Remus.

Hail to you, brother.

Yeah, hail yours too.

Ah, here you are at last.

Yeah, here I am. Alone?

Yes, all alone. No fear, I see. All alone.

But you're going to lose all the same.

Please, get inside.

All right.

He touched his balls. Oh, forget it. Come on.

Well, hello, pretty Robin.

How are you, big dicks?

Do you know the rules?

Yeah. As soon as we turn the hourglass upside down, you'll have to satisfy as

many women as you can. Yeah. You know who's our champion. No.

Why, it's Rinaldis. I wish you good luck. Do I start with you, babe? No,

that's too bad. Some other time. Yeah, too bad.

Now come in, have fun, and good luck.

Mind you of the rules. As soon as the hourglass is turned upside down, Big

Dicks and Rinaldas will have to make their partners come as many times as

possible. On your marks, folks. Let's fuck.

So, are you ready to have fun, dear? Let's get to it right away.

Come on, fuck me. You bet I'm gonna fuck you, my girl.

I'm so hungry for your cat, you know. Oh, really?

Let me take care of you.

Yeah, let's do it.

I'm gonna show you why they call me the hottest rod of all the Roman Empire.

What true love is about. Yes, please do. You ready?

Yeah, suck, suck.

Oh, yes.

Pretty good for a Roman girl.

Wait a minute, hold it. Let's move on to the serious stuff.

now some more and then sit on oh yeah

Shake it, baby.

Give me more.

So? He already scored. That's great. I'm not talking about Rinaldis, you idiot.

It's the golf sheik.

Don't worry.

Rinaldis is a certified stud.

Maybe he's just a bit slow, but when he gets started, you'll see. Hey, listen to

him again.

Damn, he's a lovely sheik.

Remus? What?

Why did he touch his balls when he... Get out of here.

Can't you see we're busy now? Forget about him. What a jerk.

Show me what you got

The chief from Gaul wins the second fight.

What the hell is going on?

Damn it, it can't be possible.

I mean, it never happened before.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Feels good, huh? Yeah.

Deeper, come on. Yeah.

Fuck my ass, don't stop.

I won't. Oh yeah, fuck me harder. Really?

Fuck me while you can.

Impossible. What is happening to me? That's impossible.

My damn.

The game is over.

And the winner is Big Dicks, the golf chief, who won by three orgasms to zero.

I give up.

You idiot. You idiot.

Ruckus, is that what you call a ladies' man?

Have a drink.