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Hey, stepdad.

What's going on? You look so depressed.

You look so depressed.

You need to get out of the house. We should go camping.

No. Yeah, come on. We'll meet up with JC and her stepdad. It'll be super fun.

Okay. Yeah?

Okay, let's go.

Hey, stepdad.

Oh, hi.

Dorian and Marilyn are about to be here to get ready with us for camping. If

you're ready to get it.

Pretty much already dressed. I just have to get a couple more things together.

Why don't you help me out, okay? Yeah, of course.

Let's go.

So excited.

Is everyone ready or what? Yeah.

Ready for this trip? Yes.

Doreen, you ready or what? Come on, right?

Yeah.

He needs some cheerio.

Come on. Come on, Doreen. It's going to be fun.

We bought everything, right?

Yeah, it looks like Jamie packed everything. It's going to be a really

good time.

And we'll all get to spend some quality time together.

Yeah, it'll be a fun time. Don't worry about that. We're playing.

You'll be happy afterwards. Okay, okay.

Let's go.

Let's go. All right. Okay, let's go.

It's so cold.

I think, I'm pretty sure JC packed some warm clothes for us. Yeah?

Yeah, where's the bag at? It should be the purple one. The purple one?

Yeah. I only see the blue one.

There's no purple one there. Did you not grab the purple book bag when you

packed? I thought you... Mom, I don't know. I thought you guys grabbed it. He

ran off. We rushed out so fast. We probably forgot it.

There's nothing in here besides a couple drinks and stuff.

I'm sorry, guys.

You know what's actually a good idea? If we actually told some stories, some

camping stories to help keep our mind off the cold, huh? Yeah.

I mean, I could go first.

I actually have a really good camping story about your mom and how we met,

actually. It's like 10 years ago.

I met her mother while we were camping by myself.

I was recently single and everything, and I happened to stumble across your

mom on a hike.

Well, you know, one thing led to another. I kind of took her back to the

tent and kind of hooked up a little bit.

Dad, what the fuck?

In the forest or in the tent?

It was in the tent. We started outside the tent a little bit and died in the

tent. Are details necessary?

I mean, it's just, you know.

No.

Your mom, she likes... She's a woman.

Wow.

She's not only your mom, she's a woman.

I mean, do you have any camping stories, anything like that?

Oh, for me, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it was a lot.

That happened in the forest.

Oh, forest. Okay, I can, yeah. Oh, God, here we go. Yeah, I was working a local.

I love hiking, you know.

And I forget my water, so I saw one

icon. Like, really, really, really far from me. And I run, I run.

And when I approached from the high castle, it was a really beautiful woman.

Like, like a beautiful woman.

You know, with the inner shorts.

A white tank top.

Sticking out her big tits.

And really athletic.

Like, the girl, the girl would walk out every day. Like, every fucking day.

I swear.

And I asked her, like, I asked her for water and she gave me

a bottle that, you know, with all the movement, like really

slow and sexy, and she gave me the bottle.

Like, sexual movement.

I can't describe it really.

Like Jessica Rabbit would give you, you know, that's totally real.

I took a sip of water and I don't know why I did it.

I show everything on the white tank top and you saw the water like, oh yeah,

falling on the teeth.

So she smiled.

Yeah, she gave me a smile. So I push her on the tree and I fuck her. Oh my God!

And she was yelling like a pig, I swear.

Oh my god.

That's fucking disgusting and it's not making me any warmer. I'm a man.

It was before I met your mother, so...

I was a man, like other men, when we met. Beautiful. So gross. I don't need

to know this. I swear.

On the tree. On the tree. And she was suffering, but she was really enjoying

it.

I don't know. Are you any warmer? Because these stories aren't helping me.

No? Yeah. What is this about? Nice try.

Attempt, though. You know, I actually have one other thing. How about we keep

each other warm with our body temperatures?

Dad, it's almost true.

It's almost time to go to bed. It's gonna get even colder. I saw something

on TV like that like supervised Not

too

small. Yeah, you're too small to keep each other warm. We're a lot

bigger and you know, we'll keep you warm throughout the night. We don't want our

baby girl to freeze.

Yeah, that makes sense. This is horrible. I can't believe we forgot the

bag.

All right, fine, fine. But the body warmth thing is a good idea. Instead of

maybe you, maybe I'll hug her through the night. How's that? We'll swap doors

or something.

I don't have no choice.

It's either that or we're going to freeze her.

I mean, are you okay with that?

As long as it's not my own dad.

Yeah. Are you okay with that? I mean, it's your dad.

I guess we can swap, yeah.

It'll be totally fine, all right? And the way you do it, we all got to get

undressed, okay?

And we'll swap and we'll just hug each other throughout the whole night and

we'll wake up fine, okay?

So no funny business.

Yeah, we're just laying down.

That's it, just laying down. Come on.

Yeah, we'll just take our clothes off and go to sleep.

In front of you guys? I don't want to get undressed in front of my dad.

Well, where are you going to get undressed? You can't go outside the

tent. There's wolves and stuff.

Well, then you guys go outside.

Or turn around. No, there's bears.

It could be dangerous to be naked outside.

Turn around.

You don't need to look.

This is so fucking weird.

If you have another solution... If you have another solution, just let us know.

Maybe you guys should have been in charge of the bags then.

Well, we thought our daughters were responsible enough to actually pack a

bag for this camping trip.

Right, so it's all our fault now. We can't fix it.

This is so weird.

Dad, watch out.

Oh, what?

Ow. Sorry, just turn around.

There's not a lot of room in here, okay?

This is so weird. This is so weird.

Get undressed. There's not even enough room in here. Oh, my God. Dad!

Yeah, that's a mole.

I'm a big mole.

Dad. Sorry, sorry. Just turn around.

Turn around.

Every single time. Oh, my.

Dad, you're literally right by my ass. Okay, okay.

And it plays so. Yeah, I don't know.

Fuck.

Okay, okay.

Let's put all our clothes on one side of the tent.

Absolutely, absolutely no.

You're disgusting.

Can we swap? No, no, no. I can't be next to my dad right now. This is so gross.

Okay, I can't.

Don't look.

Okay, okay, let me, let's get all the covers.

Okay, let's pull this out.

It's so uncomfortable.

All right, let me just close the tent up for the night.

Yeah.

Okay.

What the fuck are you doing?

What are you two doing?

I thought it was okay.

You saw that?

You start, yeah.

I didn't start. No, no, we saw that. I heard you before when I was sleeping. I

thought you started it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You did it first and we saw

it. My dad's fucking you?

Yeah. My dad's fucking you?

This is so weird.

It's, you know, I just...

What can I say?

It's... I mean... Your girl said you

were cold and... It's between us. I mean... This is weird.

Yeah.

I mean... I mean, it's fine. You're not my daughter. Yeah.

It's fine.

I trust him. He's one of my best friends.

I mean...

Oh, my God. I can't believe this is happening.

If your girl's got turned on by the story, I mean, it's okay, right?

I'm sure it will help my depression.

Wow.

It's a medicine.

But you want to make your dad happy, right?

I mean, I guess.

I don't know.

Well, then.

Don't touch me with your foot.

It's weird.

It's just tight.

I feel fucking good.

Dad,

come on. Can you guys like flip around or something?

A little personal space.

This is already weird enough.

Oh my god.

I'm fucking tipped.

Come on, you

two. What the fuck?

Dad,

it's already weird when I'm carrying you. Mom, don't fucking touch me.

Sorry honey, I can't see from over here. What is happening?

Keep on dropping it to my head.

Oh my god.

That's weird too.

Just try not to look that way.

You're very nice, very nice.

Dad,

what are you doing?

I just, it slipped, sorry.

Whatever.

Can you try to look at me a little less? Sorry, I just...

My dad's like this, Jesus.

I don't know, girl. It's just tight quarters.

I cannot fucking look at you right now.

Oh my god.

Dad,

you're so loud!

I'm sorry, I'm out of my mind.

I love you.

I love you. I love you.

My daughter's in like my straight view.

Here. Here.

Here.

Here.

Why are you touching me?

It's so

big.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Dad, your arm keeps rubbing me.

And your leg.

Why don't you maybe touch her breast?

Dad, why would you tell her to do that? Because you keep on yelling every time

at me if you're touching your arm.

Okay, and that's even weirder for... I want you to tell her to.

I feel like you two probably never done anything before. It's different if she

requests it, you requested it. Can you request it for me?

I mean, it's not like we haven't hooked up before.

Do you mind?

I guess.

Then it's true.

That's okay.

You guys are so fucking nice. Can you close it?

That's sweet.

See, it's not so bad, right?

Yeah, sweet.

Wasn't that bad, right? Seeing your friend touching you?

It's just sex.

Sex is nice.

Oh my goodness.

That feels so good.

It's so weird seeing my daughter fuck you.

Likewise.

We all like it.

My friend fucked you in front of me.

Is that natural?

I mean, it's not exactly like we're fucking each other's dads.

We are fucking each other's dads, actually.

It's not like I'm fucking my dad.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Fuck.

Stop. Why are you looking at me? You just have really nice eyes. Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

my God. Dad, you're on top of me. Fuck.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Weird. So weird.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Let's see.

Dad,

come on. Your knee is touching mine.

Why? Why are they doing this? You guys are so weird.

Oh, fuck.

This is so inappropriate.

Put it back.

Oh my god.

Dad,

come on.

It's fine, it's just one.

Okay, just the one.

Don't make it any weirder than it is.

What if we turn around and you let her eat your pussy?

Huh? What?

Yeah, yeah, come on. It won't be so bad, right?

Um, I guess.

Her eat my pussy?

Yeah, yeah, watch.

I'll show you.

Okay.

Okay, right there like that.

Okay.

All right.

Dad, get out of the way. Yeah, it's okay, it's okay.

Fuck. Come here. I don't want to.

Come here. Okay.

All right,

but now we're super close.

Well, I mean, we are super close. That's kind of the whole point.

Because I couldn't grab just the one tip from that angle.

See? It's so much easier.

Okay, guess.

Oh, my God.

Dad,

your cock is right by my face. No, no worries.

Fuck.

I still remember you being really good at that.

Why don't you all look hers, huh?

I mean, I guess it's only fair.

Dad, but your dick's in there.

I know, but it's okay.

It's okay.

Oh my God!

Dad! It slipped, honey. I'm so sorry.

Well, don't let it slip again.

I can't help it. You know, she pushed it out on me.

She keeps on pushing me out, honey. I'm sorry.

Yeah, Dad.

Really.

That's just so weird seeing you sing to my friend.

No, that's great.

Relax.

Dad.

I mean, baby, come on. Are you wanting me to suck your dick or something?

I mean, just the tip. Just the tip. That's it.

Just the tip.

Come on. Just the tip.

Okay.

Don't make it weird.

Just a little bit.

Oh, here, that's it.

Are you sucking your dad's dick?

Yeah.

No, no. No, she wasn't. What the fuck?

Dad, your balls are hitting my face.

Baby, just... Just a little bit.

I mean... Just a little bit.

No, dad... I mean...

All right, maybe. I don't think so.

Just get used to it a little bit more.

Sorry. Dad!

Sorry. Oh, it fell right on my face.

It's sliding. It's sliding.

I'm sorry for that.

Are you sucking your dad's dick?

I mean, I wasn't sucking it. It's not your business.

Everyone's business is in my face right now, so I think it is.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, Dad.

It's okay.

You're definitely sucking your dad's dick.

She's just lubing it up for you, okay?

Dad!

Why don't you try your dad's, huh?

You can't do that.

I don't know if I want to. That's so weird.

So weird, you say? Yeah.

Oh my god. No, that's nothing.

She wants to try.

You can try. Oh my god.

It's okay.

It's okay?

Try it. It's okay.

Oh my god.

Try this.

Try it.

Oh yeah, that's right.

Oh my god.

What is happening right now?

It's not that bad right girls?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Your balls are all in my face.

Oh my God.

Okay. Okay.

I'm like dying down here, you guys.

Okay.

What is happening right now? How about we fuck our own daughters now?

Just get on top, huh?

Okay.

Are you okay?

Are you okay with that?

I don't know, I guess.

Come on. Come on, honey.

It's okay.

This is kind of weird.

It's fine. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's okay, girls.

Did kind of already put her death sticks in her mouth.

Yeah.

Just never talk about it.

No one's gonna know. No one's out here.

They're just us in the woods.

I mean, if I do it, you have to do it.

Are you gonna do it?

She did.

Clearly she's doing it. Oh my god.

I mean, I guess.

I don't know.

You're really about to fuck him?

I mean, you only live once, I guess.

I don't know if I can.

I mean, it doesn't feel too wrong.

I mean, yeah.

You should try it.

Mean I'm already doing it

Are you

sure this isn't

weird?

It's not that weird.

It doesn't feel bad.

Oh my god.

I can't believe this is really happening right now.

Fuck.

uh-huh

I don't know.

We're fucking our dads.

No, no, no. It feels great. No, right?

I mean, it doesn't not feel great, but this is fucking weird.

Let's just keep the weird out of it. It's great, right?

It's kind of hard to not think about that.

It's kind of not hard to think about this.

I just feel like I'm going to regret this later.

Do you regret it now?

I mean, no.

That's it. The whole thing is okay.

We're going to die.

Can we just never talk about it again? Yeah.

It stays in the fucking tent.

Fuck.

I'm definitely fucking warmed up now.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Tic-tac-tac.

See ya.

See, I told you it wasn't that bad.

He's done. I want it all.

Oh, fuck.

I want it all over my pretty little face.

I fucking want it.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

We really just did that?

We did.

Oh wow.

Well, I mean, it was fun. Yeah. Yeah. Stays in this tent, though. Thanks for

coming on my face, Daddy.

You're welcome.

Thanks, Dad.

Cut it everywhere.