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(Jung Yong Hwa)

(Hong Seung Hee)

(Lee Yi Kyung)

(Park Yu Na)

(Oh! My Guard)

(This drama is a work of fiction.)

(Also, children and animals were filmed under production guidelines.)

(Juan Hospital)

Man, Director Kim chewed me out for reusing these clothes again.

Throw this away.

- Clean this up quickly. - Yes.

Excuse me, are you throwing this away?

- Pardon? - If you are throwing it away,

could I wear it...

Sure, go ahead.

Thank you.

Hey!

Get him.

We are in front of a hospital. Did no one teach you any manners?

Keep the weapons in the factory.

Hey, get him. I said get him.

What?

Where did my ring go?

That is what you get for smashing my guys with your own hands. Get him.

Wait.

- Where did it go? - Why is he getting up? Why?

What is wrong with him?

(Juan Hospital)

- Get him. - No, I mean...

Where did it go?

- Are you kidding me? Hey. Get him. - Son of a...

Hey, get him. Hey, hold still. Stay right there.

Come here.

I told you, right?

That I would always...

protect you.

Cut. What is going on? Hey. Who are you? Darn it.

Who are you? Can you not see we are filming?

Who do you think you are, barging onto my set and ruining everything?

What is he saying?

Hey, are you okay? Your hands? Your head?

Is everything intact?

- Who are you? - Hey, is she someone you know?

No, she is not.

Did you hurt your head?

I told you, right? Never go around alone.

You cannot even eat alone. You might get attacked like earlier.

When did I get attacked?

- Wait. - What is wrong with you?

Have we met before...

I have definitely seen those eyes before.

What do you mean, seen those eyes before?

You see this face every day, so why would only these eyes be unfamiliar?

Did you just hit me? Are you crazy? What is your deal? Who are you?

What is wrong with you? Are you asking without knowing?

I know your secret...

How many times do I tell you? Ears were made to hold glasses...

What? What did you do with your glasses?

Whatever. It is dangerous to go around alone.

What will you do if you get threatened again?

Threatened? Is she an anti-fan?

Okay, okay.

I see. So,

you are a die-hard fan of mine.

You saw the action scene and got worried.

Always worrying if I will get sick or hurt,

my dedicated fan club.

Pathetic Um-ppo?

Gosh, what is he talking about?

Look at me, are you sure you are not hurt anywhere?

What is going on here?

Are those two in some sort of relationship?

What? No, they are not.

Then why did she come to my set? What in the world?

Is that not the costume we use for our shoot?

Who gave them permission to wear it? Hey.

Take that off of them right now.

- What? - Strip it all off.

Wait a minute.

Drag them out and take it off right now.

I will not take it off.

- I cannot take it off. - Drag them out.

What is going on?

(Oh! My Guard)

(Episode 2)

What was up with that girl earlier?

What kind of fan is that aggressive?

I have definitely seen her somewhere.

That extra.

Then...

Does that woman have my ring?

Good thing there were more clothes to toss.

I was almost in big trouble.

Oh man, but where did he run off to in the meantime?

Still, it is a relief. He does not seem to be hurt anywhere.

Actually, when the time of death was pronounced,

I think I saw the patient's hand move for a moment.

I am sorry.

Excuse me, please take a look at this.

The young lady is really alive.

She is perfectly alive and well.

I checked the security cameras myself.

You should file a missing person report right away.

We cannot do that. Find Hae Ra quietly.

The new director coming to the Strategic Planning Team tomorrow.

An exceptional recruitment the board agreed upon.

Whether we use him as an ally or drive him out as an enemy,

well, we will find out soon enough.

You may leave.

Oh, it is cold.

Han Jung Woo, you really want to end up in a coffin, do you not?

Just wait until I catch you.

No. I should barge in right now and just...

Wait.

Where was Han Jung Woo's house again?

His phone number?

More importantly, why did I do that at the hospital earlier...

What? Why are the brakes acting like this?

What?

Did someone do this on purpose again...

Are we going to die now?

Who says we are going to die?

You are overestimating the top speed of a scooter.

Because I only ever ride in cars with the highest top speeds.

Then why did that amazing car of yours break down?

I promise you. You are absolutely not going to die today.

Now I am going to crash into that street tree and stop.

You trust me, right?

So that is why I woke up at the hospital back then.

But why did Han Jung Woo run away earlier?

Whatever. Let me just find that jerk's house first.

But why can I not remember anything?

I am starving to death.

What?

Yes.

This woman looks perfectly normal,

but are you trying to scam me right now?

(10 Dollars)

(Free Dried Snacks With Alcohol Orders)

Oh my, since when did this face on the bill...

start smiling so much?

These fakes are rolling around all over the streets everywhere.

This cannot be your first time. I will report the dine-and-dash,

so let us see if you can still say that in front of the police.

- What? - How much is everything she ate?

(Come Again Dumplings)

Oh, I guess all the strange things that happened today...

were just leading up to me meeting a saviour like you.

But since you are helping me, could you spare ten more dollars...

Then what are you going to give me?

You have not shown any honesty or remorse,

so I doubt you can give me those.

Oh, I really thought it was real money...

Wow, you are treating me like a...

For your kindness today,

I will definitely repay you when we meet again someday.

Well then, goodbye.

Oh, man. I almost stepped on it.

Flowers bloom even in places like this.

Now, this is your Iron Man suit.

Excuse me, wait a minute.

Leave something with me instead. Like collateral?

- That ring should do. - I do not wear rings...

I am wearing one. A ring?

I was so busy eating earlier that I did not know I had this.

Why? Is there a problem?

Is this the American style?

You have a strong sense of give and take.

British style.

I just got back from the United Kingdom today.

By the way,

did you run away from home?

Well, I feel more like becoming a monk than running away.

My employer suddenly ignored me...

Oh, I was a live-in bodyguard.

Anyway, I have to go find that guy's house now, so...

Then you can get this ring back here at this time tomorrow.

Yes, see you.

I just said that, but she actually left it.

Is there a sauna around here...

This way.

What about over there?

Keep looking.

I do not think I walked that much,

but why do I feel like I am losing muscle mass?

(Waiting Line)

Come here, stand right there.

Keep your buttocks tight and stand still.

If you let your guard down for a second,

it is two laps around the parade ground.

Am I right?

V? Or Jung Kook?

I am...

Rolling Park Ji Min. What do I do?

God, Buddha, ancestors. Please help me...

get my hands on BTS's new album.

Why do you have that look on your face?

Are you not an Army? I purple you.

I am not.

But this is really fascinating.

I have only seen this kind of thing on television.

Fascinating, right? Yes, it is. I find you more fascinating.

Have you never fangirled over an idol?

What about an actor?

You, what do you live for?

Sit down here.

(Waiting Line)

First of all, as for actors,

Um Tae Bong is my absolute favourite.

Even though he has been breaking my heart a little lately.

Um Tae Bong? What about him?

He got caught up in another dating rumour.

I wonder how long this one will last.

Anyway, it is quite a mystery.

Look. This Um Tae Bong...

never shoots kiss scenes, you know.

Whether it is out of loyalty to his real girlfriend...

or if there is some other reason.

But why are you wandering around so late at night?

To catch some guy.

I cannot remember where that jerk lives,

but I do remember his company.

It was a car company that started with a B or something.

That would be BK Motors.

The really big building.

BK Motors.

(BK Motor Group)

Look at the state of you.

- What department are you even in? - My luggage has not arrived yet.

- Is it your first day? - Yes.

Newbies these days have no discipline.

I am Na Dae Seong, the real power of the Strategic Planning Team.

Right, I am...

Anyway, stay out of our director's sight.

He is the type to judge the hierarchy by how you dress,

and he values team unity. Got it?

Right.

What are you doing?

Follow me.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Hi. - Director, you are here?

Yes.

Everyone, our new director is here.

I look forward to working with you. I am Director Han Jung Woo.

What?

We look forward to working with you, Director Han.

(Strategic Planning Team)

So, could someone give me an update on today's...

Last year's BK business status report,

the statement of financial position,

and the list of candidates for the new model being released.

I stayed up all night preparing every single word.

My esteemed Director Han.

Thank you.

Thanks to you, I also learned about...

my own fashion philosophy that I was unaware of.

- Where is my office? - It is right this way.

Welcome.

The actor who got hurt yesterday...

is throwing a fit and threatening to sue.

He claims you and your fan conspired to beat him up.

He is demanding you bring her to apologize.

Who is this fan? What kind of fan is she?

That works out well. I needed to find that woman anyway.

(Juan Hospital)

Where is she?

Tae Bong.

Are you looking for someone?

The girl who almost stood in for Song Na Ri yesterday.

Did she come in today?

Yes.

That is her over there.

You Pathetic Um-ppo, give me my ring back.

It is not her. I am sorry.

Tae Bong.

We are done filming, are you not leaving?

I need you to find someone.

She got all upset because we did not wake her up that day,

stormed onto the set,

and told a man she had never met that she would protect him...

while touching him all over.

How much more detail do you need? She was just...

kind of pretty?

I have not seen anyone like that,

but a face that makes a man want to run away...

is coming right over there.

Tae Bong.

You. Did your CEO not tell you?

We are in a fake relationship...

- Darn it, he did not. - Why did you ignore my messages?

Did you not miss me?

Do I not look like I lost some weight?

More importantly, I have something to ask you.

A stranger's body...

Well, technically not a stranger.

She probably saw him on TV. But she groped him...

the first time they met in person.

- What kind of woman is that? - Is she pretty?

You could say that.

Hey, that is not the point. What kind of woman does that,

what goes through her head, and where does she usually hang out?

Well, if she is pretty, her brain probably works like mine.

But that is weird. We usually make men desperate...

to touch us. We do not touch them first.

Na Ri, we are ready for your solo scene.

Okay.

Do not leave, wait for me. Let us go on a date after this.

She is quite the specimen.

Anyway,

where on earth am I supposed to find that girl?

What is this?

What is going on?

Did everyone leave?

The kids are gone,

and my BTS album is gone too.

How could they? Those cheap bastards.

They could have at least woken me up.

How could they...

What is this?

Did you not leave?

Wow, you are loyal.

If you ever need to find a room,

come see me.

(Jal Real Estate Park Mi Hyang)

Seeing you in the daylight,

you look like a mess...

- Why are you ordering me around? - Tae Bong.

We...

- We got a commercial offer. - Oh, my.

It seems our CEO Park has no one to play with.

Making such a fuss over one commercial.

BK Motors.

The commercial you wanted to shoot.

I understand. Darn it, it is too good to miss.

Really? Did Messi not renew his contract?

Or do I have to pay the modelling fee to shoot it?

- That would really break my heart. - But they say there is a condition.

It seems the new director is pushing for you.

Let us go, before they change their mind.

What should I wear? Is the director a woman or a man?

If it is a woman, I will go with a sexy concept,

and if it is a man...

Who is this endless sexy concept...

- even for? - It is for men, of course.

In a battle of nerves between two males, you must absolutely...

push forward with sexiness.

Why did he ask to meet in person? Oh, boy.

We have to dress at least this well so we do not fall behind.

It was hard getting this on such short notice.

Yes, you saved me.

- Let us go. - Yes, thank you.

(BK Motor Group)

You are as handsome as I have heard.

My charm is a one-way street, so there is no exit.

There is an entrance, though.

They call you the master of romance who does not shoot kiss scenes.

May I ask what the reason is?

If it were you...

would you reveal a top-secret business strategy?

I almost said that. Because you came on so strong.

Is he trying...

to dominate the conversation?

Yes, I am.

Our goal is Sexy...

Trash.

- You have heard that a lot, right? - Trash?

I like that trash image. How much must they want it...

to express it so paradoxically?

Is this a compliment?

Maybe it is not a paradoxical expression?

Maybe he means actual trash.

The new car coming out this time...

will be for those who recognise its value.

We have no intention of targeting all consumers...

with just comfort and convenience.

Even if we get criticized, we will not compromise...

on the ultimate beauty and our brand.

- That is our strategy. - Even if I am called trash,

I will not compromise on the ultimate sexiness.

So, while you are our model, Um Tae Bong,

you must maintain that Sexy Trash image.

This is our condition.

Well, his daily life is trash,

so you absolutely do not need to worry about that.

I also have a condition.

I am constitutionally incapable of lying,

so I want to see for myself...

if it is truly worth that much.

Hey, what is wrong with you?

You look like a celebrity who is just after freebies.

Why? I like free things.

(BK Motor Group)

Okay, deal.

How many times do I have to tell you?

You cannot go in without an appointment.

I am telling you, I really work here.

I am that jerk Han Jung Woo's...

Oh, I really cannot even say this...

Seriously, why are you being like this?

Oh, seriously, just this once, okay? Just once, okay?

What? There he comes.

We will send the new car soon.

Is that the person you are looking for?

I will share my thoughts...

- on the test drive soon, too. - Yes, that is him.

- Are you ready, sir? - Yes.

Great work. We will depart immediately.

Get home safely, okay? Sir.

Please follow that car.

What's wrong with me?

What are you going to do if rumours spread...

that a celebrity is demanding freebies?

Is it erased?

Yes, here, put this on.

Seriously, Tae Bong, why did you do that earlier?

- You absolutely hate looking cheap. - That director guy,

I did not like him from the moment I saw his face.

Why? Because he is as handsome as you? No, but what if...

an article says Um Tae Bong demanded a 100K car for free?

They asked me to live as Sexy Trash.

Right. For the rest of your life?

Live as this Sexy Trash. Man, seriously.

Take the exact price of that new car we received...

and donate it secretly.

Gosh...

You are just a sexy guy.

That guy Um Tae Bong is a bit unpredictable, but...

he was quite charming.

That is how I felt when I first saw you in London, Director Han.

For this new car promotion, take full charge of it.

Yes, sir.

By the way,

did you happen to meet anyone else in London besides me?

Right, we will talk more later.

Yes, sir.

We still do not know the young lady's whereabouts...

Set up the gym for me. I am going to settle things today...

and put Dong Seok in that position.

Understood. Hey, but...

we could not find the female fan. What should we do?

They said they would only meet us if we bring the victim.

Keep looking.

By the way,

Song Na Ri's CEO is not doing his job properly, is he?

Why am I her honey?

CEO Lee said he clearly told her it was a contract relationship.

But is Song Na Ri a bit crazy?

She is acting like that because she wants to date you this time.

Honestly, you should just date her. A girl like Song Na Ri is a catch.

- Honey. - You fix this.

You startled me, man.

I...

- There is a woman I like. - What?

What did you just say? What?

What woman? What? Hey.

Hey, what woman do you like?

What woman?

What is he talking about?

- Knock, knock. - Yes.

Water, water.

Hey...

What? You.

Wow, I almost died. Do I get carsick?

- Since when? - How would I know that?

If you do not know, who does?

Anyway, that is a relief. I was looking for you.

You need to talk to me.

Excuse me...

Can we eat something first?

(Taking a Short Break)

This is the most delicious food I have ever had in my life.

Now, now.

- Give me my ring back. - Oh that...

So that ring was yours?

- But why was it on my finger? - That is because...

even though I was right next to you,

you were in such a deep sleep that you did not notice.

While I was sleeping,

- what were you doing? - Hey, what do you mean?

I put the ring on your finger...

and rehearsed, rehearsed.

Anyway, it is important to me. I was going to give it...

to the first person I ever wanted.

So, Pathetic Um-ppo, give me my ring.

You said that last time too.

- Um-ppo? What is that? - "Um-ppo, what is that?"

You do not know what Pathetic Um-ppo is?

You,

what exactly is your identity?

I am a bodyguard. Yes, a secret bodyguard.

Cha Hong Du.

- Who decided that? - You asked me to.

- Do you really not remember? - How are you feeling?

My head was smashed with a flowerpot...

it would be weirder if I were fine.

No, how many times has it been...

You said you think you know who the blackmailer is, right?

So about that, how about becoming my bodyguard?

I need to trick the shareholders.

A woman who does not look like a bodyguard would be perfect.

Who says I do not look like a bodyguard?

I totally have the bodyguard vibe.

I will pay you whatever salary you want.

You start the day you leave the hospital.

I'm all better. I'll start right away.

Is she a doctor or something?

Taking off her bandages however she wants.

Creepy. How do I know this?

Are you still going to ignore me?

Man, but...

What kind of woman is the owner of that ring?

Is she pretty?

Gosh. Let's talk outside.

You're done eating, right? Hurry up and come out.

- Come out. - Hey, I asked if she's pretty.

I feel like I've seen something similar somewhere...

Did I hear it from Tae Bong?

Hey, it's me.

Yes.

Oh, right, there was a scene like that, wasn't there?

Wow, you have a good memory.

So there really is a scene like that?

That's from The Crown Prince's Bodyguard.

It was Um Tae Bong's first leading role...

and his first project with me. But why?

I just suddenly thought of it.

It was a romance between an heir and a female bodyguard,

and it was the only sad ending among my dramas.

Even you remember all those gem-like scenes,

but Um Tae Bong, the lead, has probably forgotten them all.

It's really fascinating.

He's the type to completely empty his head once filming is over.

I'm telling you again, you're not my bodyguard,

and I never hired you.

But what was that memory from earlier?

Was it a scene I acted in?

Acted?

Do you seriously not know me?

Of course I do. I'm your bodyguard, and you...

No, no. Do you not even watch TV?

Do you not know what kind of actor I am?

You became an actor?

When? Oh, so is it a side hustle?

Side hustle?

Whatever. You're not my fan,

and you're not an extra either. So give me my ring and get lost.

Oh, I'm sorry.

- You are Um Tae Bong, right? - Yes, I'm Um Tae Bong.

If you had hit me,

you would have ruined our entire drama.

He sure complains a lot.

How can a woman be so fearless?

I'm fine. Did he just recognise you?

Wow, I guess you really are an actor?

I'm not fine. A woman protected me.

My pride as Um Tae Bong has been crushed.

But why do you keep calling yourself Um Tae Bong?

That guy from earlier called you that too...

Of course.

- Because that's my name. - Um Tae Bong?

Then are you that...

Wait, did you change your name too? When?

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

Now I am going to crash into that street tree and stop.

You trust me, right?

Oh, so you hurt your head back then too?

And that is why you do not remember me.

I asked why you are looking at me like that.

Give me my ring back.

The ring...

I sold it for money. I didn't know it was yours,

and I was hungry...

Oh, I will get it back tonight.

If you just give me the money for it.

That guy who got hit by your fan,

I heard he is already famous in this industry.

You, we have somewhere to go first.

Is it you? The one who did this to me?

Since it was my fan's mistake,

all medical expenses and emotional distress,

I will compensate you for everything.

Oh, sure.

Miss,

you should consider it pure luck that Actor Um is paying for you.

If you didn't have the money, I would have...

- made you pay with your body. - What? With my body?

But seeing you in the daylight, you look pretty good.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Did you hurt your head too, or...

- were you always this stupid? - What?

You should have known when to quit.

I heard you threatened to sue over a minor on-set injury before...

and extorted a ton of settlement money from the actors.

Me? When? Gosh.

I did a little background check...

You pulled in 50,000 dollars each time back then.

You should either switch your profession to fraud, or...

change the body part you injure.

Wow, this is all defamation. You, Um Tae Bong, are dead meat.

I am going to sue you instead of this woman.

Do your best with that too,

because there will be no settlement now.

Get up, let's go.

- Hey, what are you doing? - Actually,

there is no one as pitiful as him.

He gets blackmailed every day, and if he gets sued on top of that,

it is all my fault. So please let it slide just this once. Okay?

Please let it slide just this once.

- Okay? Please. - Do not grab me. Let go.

- It's all my fault, so... - I got it, stop grabbing already.

- Please let it slide this once. - Do not grab me.

Do not grab me. I said stop grabbing me.

Why does this come off so easily?

I didn't do it because of this.

- In case you misunderstood... - I know.

Call me when you find the ring.

Gosh.

Look here.

What did you just do?

If not, I will put you on the wanted list that day, got it?

Go, go find the ring.

Are you not going?

I am going.

What is her deal?

(The Crown Prince's Bodyguard)

(Um Tae Bong as Han Jung Woo, Song Na Ri as Cha Hong Du)

(Cha Hong Du Character Information,)

(Actor Song Na Ri, The Crown Prince's Bodyguard Tns)

(Taekwondo Instructor And Private Secret Bodyguard)

(Stepmother And Stepsisters Brought By Father)

(Father Died in a Car Accident)

(Three Women Took Insurance Money and Fled, Hong Du Worked Odd Jobs)

Dong Seok,

did that woman earlier say her name was Cha Hong Du?

Did she?

It is the same as the main character in Tae Bong's drama.

But why do you ask?

That guy Tae Bong.

He had quite the colourful past even before he became a celebrity.

(Cha Hong Du Character Information)

(Great Shop Duty Free)

Here too.

There too.

And over there.

His face is everywhere.

Did you just hit me? Are you crazy?

I'm telling you again,

you're not my bodyguard, and I never hired you.

What if he keeps failing to remember me?

But if he says he does not need a bodyguard,

does that mean the threats are gone now?

Gosh, who am I worrying about right now?

I cannot even remember my friends' names.

Darn it.

I remember my stepmother and stepsisters' names perfectly.

I should have just forgotten about them instead.

The weather is nice.

What is this?

Is that really today's date?

(The Crown Prince's Bodyguard)

(Broadcast TNS, June 14, 2023, August 17, 2023)

This makes no sense. I was in a coma for three years?

Wait, then who paid my hospital bills all this time?

Did my stepmother hear the news about me?

That patient in the single room was bedridden for three years,

and she woke up like an absolute miracle.

Are they talking about me?

But her stepmother or whoever ran off with the settlement money,

so the driver probably kept paying her hospital bills.

- That patient is so pitiful. - Yes.

Oh? That is the patient. Is she here for an outpatient visit?

The patient in the VIP room must have gone home too, right?

I really have nowhere to go now.

Hey.

What are you doing here?

Oh my.

- Oh my. - My gosh.

Here it is.

I am not giving this to you because I like you,

I am making a special exception for you to pay later, you know?

Make sure you add the interest to the rent.

Yes, I will definitely repay this favour.

Right, but what about your household items?

Any clothes or dishes you plan to throw away...

please throw them all my way.

Right, okay, yes.

Is this not the house where someone died?

- Shut your mouth. - Excuse me?

Go on in. Go ahead.

Wow.

Thanks to Mi Hyang, I even got such nice clothes.

It is nice. Let us sign the contract.

The handsome young man is quite decisive.

But over there...

Oh, that one was just taken.

By the little rabbit who will repay my favour.

There are plenty of better places if you have the money.

This place is perfect.

Oh my, you even have a beautiful heart.

What should we do for the makeup concept?

Sexy? Or chic?

Today's concept is whatever.

- What? - Tae Bong.

Which of these outfits are you going to wear?

- I don't like any of them. - You didn't even look at them.

Still, you have to match it with your makeup.

Then today's dress code is also...

Whatever.

Tae Bong, it's the jewellery launch with main model Song Na Ri, right?

- She is your girlfriend, after all. - Exactly...

Make me look terrible. So she doesn't get overshadowed.

Actually, it would be better if I just don't go.

Hey, Su Dong, call them and say I'm not going.

He is everyone's sweetheart,

but for today, he is Song Na Ri's sweetheart.

Right now, the global star Um Tae Bong...

is gracing our event with his presence.

What a two-faced psychopath.

Still, he manages to make a basic suit...

look incredibly sexy.

Um Tae Bong stole all the cameras from you.

Do you see the sponsor over there?

Let's do a good job so we can secure the next contract too.

Don't worry, I'm Song Na Ri.

Um Tae Bong, if you don't mind,

could we get a couple pose with Na Ri?

Why are they having a lovers' quarrel here?

Actor Um Tae Bong.

I would like to offer you the position of our male jewellery model.

Oh my goodness, that's wonderful.

Does that mean we'll be a couple model?

Well, that doesn't sound bad.

Okay, then we'll proceed with the contract tomorrow,

and I have a gift for you before that.

But you absolutely cannot wear any other rings.

A model has to do what the sponsor tells them to do.

Otherwise, it gets on my nerves.

Right?

Of course.

About that modelling offer,

I considered it for a moment, but I don't think I can do it.

I have a bit of an allergy.

- An allergy? - I'm not aware of that.

An allergy to obnoxious people. I'm a pretty severe case,

so I wonder if you'll be okay with that?

Oh, by the way, this has been bothering me for a while.

It's so tacky.

- Hey. - Let's go.

Please make sure to tell them we're sorry.

- Hey. - Sir.

Did you cry? Are you an actor? Or...

are you a commercial model pretending to be an actor?

If you consider yourself an actor,

never grovel to a sponsor.

The only people we should ever grovel to...

are the viewers.

You can beg them to love your acting...

and to give you their affection.

And we lose our pride if we live off a sponsor's money.

Living off the viewers' affection is what makes us look good.

Make your choice.

Pride?

Or money?

Pride.

If that is how you think, you can afford to show off a little.

What now? What did that jerk do?

Jang Hoon, let us show off a little too.

What?

The commercial extension? I am going to cancel it.

The way that CEO looked at me was very unpleasant.

Song Na Ri's commercial completely fell through earlier.

What should we do?

If Song Na Ri loses the commercial because of this,

should I say I will do it again?

For real?

Tell them I will renew the mosquito repellent commercial...

without raising my appearance fee.

But on the condition that Song Na Ri co-stars with me.

I am going to make her wear a mosquito mask.

A very, very ugly mask.

Oh, I will go get this parking ticket validated.

Tae Bong, I need to use the restroom too. Please wait in the car.

- Are you okay? - I am not okay at all, darn it.

Who was that crazy jerk?

No, this...

I mean, how many are these?

What were you doing while things got this bad, you punk?

Oh, I thought these were all fan letters for Tae Bong.

I told you to catch the culprit, not scold the kid.

Hey, Tae Bong, this method is old-fashioned.

Who writes handwritten letters to celebrities these days?

Our company deletes all the malicious comments...

on Tae Bong's Instagram.

Since it is obvious direct messages would be blocked too,

this must have been their only other option.

Man, this is so chaotic. All right, everyone leave.

What...

Tae Bong.

Sir.

Should we not at least get Tae Bong a bodyguard?

He never listens to a word I say.

Hey, why do you not take the job, Dong Seok?

I mean, hey, where do you even...

buy something like this?

Oh my. Why? Do you not want to?

Oh, boy.

Did you drop some money on the ground?

Is there no interest?

Wow, that was really wicked for a second.

Do you not wear a ring?

Someone told me it's not mine.

So you do not have a boyfriend.

And what is the name of this person with no boyfriend?

- Cha Hong Du. - Cha Hong Du...

I am Han Jung Woo.

What?

My employer's name is also Han Jung Woo.

That is a funny coincidence.

It is confusing if you have the same name.

Then call me Mr. Han.

Because names like Mr. Park and Mr. Kim are familiar in Korea.

Right.

I suppose so, Mr. Han.

But the Han Jung Woo I know goes by a different name now.

While I was asleep for three years, he changed his name...

and completely forgot I even existed.

But is he handsome?

What?

People named Jung Woo...

usually have sexy faces.

You

have a slightly...

bigger face.

What?

Oh, no, it is not. My face is not big.

I am completely average.

And that is by international standards.

It is not big. Come on.

So, that guy with a slightly smaller face than me...

Did you make up with your employer?

No, I was completely fired.

Oh, right. Let me borrow your phone for a second.

Telling me to come and go when she is the one in debt.

If there is even a scratch on that ring, she is dead.

But where is she waiting?

Oh, there she is.

Where should I park?

Darn it. If we search you and find money, you are dead.

I am feeling very...

- depressed today. - That scared me.

I protected every inch of this one jerk,

but he does not even remember me.

So I want to beat the crap out of him like this,

but I cannot. Why?

Because I was asleep for three whole years.

So, kids, just leave while I am asking nicely.

Wow, she talks way too much.

Oh, I swear, these kids...

Words are not going to work on you.

- Bring it on. - Come on.

- Bring it on. - What should we do?

Are you done?

Darn it.

Oh, my.

- Oh, my. - What do we do?

Man, this is weird.

- I am definitely good at fighting. - Search her.

She definitely went this way.

- I will not hurt you. - Hurry up and look.

I told you to stay still.

Hey, it will be over faster if you stay still.

Oh, seriously. Where is it? Hey, where is it?

Oh, seriously, where is it?

That is...

You are running away?

Then that woman is...

- I said let go. - I said let go.

What are you going to do if I do not?

Get your hands off her right now.

Whoa, you scared me.

Hey, hold this.

What is with that action mask? Are you a pervert?

- He looks like a crazy guy. - Crazy guy.

I am a man who cannot reveal his identity...

due to personal reasons.

Are you okay?

Mister, just go.

What, are you her bodyguard or something?

No, she is my bodyguard.

It is nice to see you again.

- Robin Hood. - I told you he is crazy.

Hey, do not step in. I can take them all on anyway.

- What is she talking about? - Man, they are crazy.

Hey, hey, are you okay? Are you okay? Hey, are you okay?

Bong Sik, what should we do? Hey, come here quickly, hurry.

- Hey, what are you doing? - Hey, look at her.

- What are you doing? - Seriously, what is she doing?

Move.

- You little brats. - What is wrong with him?

- What is wrong with him? - Get up.

Why can I not fight? I asked why I cannot. Why?

- Oh my. - Is that Um Tae Bong?

What? Why are you coming out of there?

Wow, this is crazy.

How much would we get if we sold this to Distouch?

Hey, hey, we are going to make a lot of money.

- Tae Bong, look here once. - No photos.

Tae Bong, Tae Bong, please look here just once.

Tae Bong, Tae Bong, give me your number. Tae Bong.

- Tae Bong. - Tae Bong.

But...

how long is Um Tae Bong going to refuse kiss scenes?

Is it the agency's strategy as expected?

It is a secret between us.

CEO Park, you are smart.

Thanks to that, he did get an unrivalled image.

A man you want more because you cannot have him easily.

- That is exactly our Tae Bong. - But...

What if it is not a strategy,

but because he has a reason he wants to hide?

Then the story might change.

Honestly, even if he never shoots a kiss scene for his whole life,

why would I hide it like it is a big deal?

Well.

A guy who can do it but does not,

and a guy who lied from the beginning to hide that he cannot,

the punishment is different from the start.

In showbiz, deceiving the public has no statute of limitations,

and you know that well.

Oh my.

I guess I drank too much.

I need to use the restroom.

Darn it.

This is all because of you.

Just because some pictures were taken,

- you are making a big fuss. - Your face was in them.

If my extreme fans recognise your face,

from that day on, your private life is over.

Your information will be leaked,

and they will come to where you live every day.

Not you...

Because of me?

Well, why did you help me earlier?

You...

Because you are that Robin Hood.

That day I mistook you for a thief...

Do you not remember?

Anyway, I paid off all my debt.

What are you talking about?

I am saying this in case you misunderstand...

those kids earlier,

I actually went easy on them, you know?

Whatever.

- Give me my ring. - What? Did you just litter?

It smells like fried chicken.

That smells delicious.

Did you not hear me ask for my ring?

Darn it.

Yes.

Hey, I am meeting with a reporter right now.

What should we do, Tae Bong?

Why?

I think she caught wind of your fatal flaw.

Do not tell me...

Did she find out about my flaw?

Flaw?

- What is that? - Who is that next to you?

- How long have you been listening? - Is that a woman's voice?

Gosh.

It is nothing.

Anyway,

your secret is going to send me to an early grave.

It has to remain a secret...

from the reporters until the end.

- What exactly is this flaw? - You do not need to know.

- Give me my ring. - What?

Now I am even more curious since you will not tell me.

Tell me, and I will give it to you.

Give it.

Hurry up and give it to me.

Stop messing around.

What? Hey, are you choking?

Open your mouth. Open wide.

Spit it out.

Spit it out, I said. Darn it.

Here we go. One, two, three.

One, two.

Come on, get out of there.

What? Hey.

Oh my.

Oh, what a relief.

Hey, I found...

Hey.

Hey, what is wrong with you? Oh, wait.

Wait a minute, what do I do?

Darn it.

Hi there, kid. Do you want to play together?

Hey.

Snap out of it, hey.

It has to remain a secret from the reporters until the end.

Do not tell me...

Your secret is...

Um Tae Bong never films kissing scenes, you know.

But why?

That is right, this is the fatal flaw that Sexy Trash has.

That I cannot breathe whenever I kiss someone.

That I cannot act like nothing happened...

and just breathe normally.

Because I think of that child every time.

So...

It drives me crazy that I am alive.

(Oh! My Guard)