Original subtitles

ALL RIGHT, JIMMY,

MAKE IT FUNKY, BABY.

[BONGOS PLAYING]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

ALL RIGHT, HENRY, COME ON.

TAKE US HOME, MAN.

WHOO!

IT'S GETTIN' THERE,

IT'S GETTIN' THERE.

I DON'T LIKE

THE FLUTAPHONE.

WELL, YOU'RE NOT

GETTING THE BONGOS.

YOU DON'T

HAVE ANY FUNK.

I DO SO.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

WHAT HAVE I TAUGHT YOU

ABOUT SHARING?

NOTHING.

WELL, SHARE.

FINE, TAKE THE BONGOS,

BUT I QUIT THE BAND.

GOOD. WE DON'T NEED

A STUPID FLUTAPHONE

PLAYER ANYWAY.

HEY! WHAT'S UP, MAN?

HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?

[CAJUN ACCENT]

GREAT! OH, IT WAS GREAT.

N'AWLINS

IS A HELL OF A TOWN.

W-WHAT HAPPENED

TO YOUR EYE?

WHOO, THAT'S

A WONDAMUS STORY,

YOU DAGGUM RIGHT.

"DAGGUM RIGHT"?

WELL, THAT'S

HOW WE SAY IT

DOWN IN N'AWLINS.

OH, COME ON, MAN.

YOU WERE LIKE, LIKE,

DOWN THERE FOR A WEEK.

N'AWLINS GETS IN

A MAN'S BLOOD, SEAN.

WHAT DID YOU BRING US,

UNCLE EDDIE?

CHILD, WAIT

TILL YOU SEE WHAT

I DONE BROUGHT YOU.

TINY GLASSES.

WITH BUTTS

ON 'EM.

LOOK, I'M UNCLE EDDIE.

"OH, WHOA, DUDE,

I STOOD UP TOO FAST."

HEY, LET'S GO

GET SOME KOOL-AID

AND I'LL BE GRANDPA.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT'D YOU DO

WITH YOUR HALF

OF THE MONEY

WHILE I WAS

EATIN' éTOUFFéE

IN N'AWLINS?

BUY A NEW GARBAGE

DISPOSAL? A WATER

HEATER, PERHAPS?

WELL, YOU KNOW,

WHAT GOOD WOULD

A WATER HEATER BE

WITHOUT A LITTLE,

UH, BACKGROUND MUSIC?

WHAT DO YOU--

YOU GOT A LES PAUL?

MAYBE.

YOU SUCK.

MAYBE.

LET ME PLAY IT.

COME ON, MAN.

YOU KNOW, LIKE, 3 CHORDS.

I KNOW CHORDS

THAT HAVEN'T EVEN

BEEN INVENTED YET.

YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW.

I'VE PLAYED WITH YOU BEFORE.

COME ON.

NO, NO.

COME ON!

OK, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

BUT JUST DON'T--NO--

NO WINDMILLS.

YOU GOTTA

TURN THIS BABY UP.

HEY, COME ON, EDDIE.

I GOT NEIGHBORS, MAN.

COME ON,

I GOT NEIGHBORS!

[PLAYING LOUDER]

Sean:

GREAT. GREAT!

Eddie: HEY, YOU GOT

BAD WIRING OR SOMETHING.

I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU LET HIM TOUCH IT.

YOU KNOW

HE BREAKS THINGS.

COME ON, YOU WEREN'T HERE.

YOU DIDN'T HEAR HIM WHINE.

DON'T LET HIM

TOUCH IT AGAIN.

IT'S LIKE

JAMES DEAN'S

JACKET.

IT'S ONLY SEXY

ON YOU.

OH, YEAH,

THAT'S MY BABY. MMM.

I THOUGHT

I WAS YOUR BABY.

WELL, YOU

THOUGHT WRONG.

GOD,

I LOVE MUSICIANS!

HEY, LILY.

HELLO.

GOD, YOU, UM,

REALLY STINK.

YEAH, THANKS.

I JUST KINDA VOMITED

IN MY MOUTH.

I HOPE

YOU'RE HAPPY.

THERE'S PIG'S

BLOOD ALL OVER

MY SKECHERS.

AH, WELL, YOU

SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN

THE RED ONES.

HEY, MAN, I, UH,

DON'T MEAN TO PRY,

BUT, UH...

MAN, YOU DON'T

WANT TO KNOW.

ACTUALLY, I KINDA DO.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, IT ALL

HAPPENED BEFORE YOU WENT

DOWN TO "N'AWLINS,"

ALL RIGHT?

SHE CAME HOME ALL FIRED UP

ABOUT SOME SKI TRIP...

EVERYBODY'S GOING

AND MR. CADALINI

IS CHAPERONING,

SO YOU KNOW I WON'T

GET INTO ANY TROUBLE.

WAIT. DIDN'T HE

SLEEP WITH A STUDENT

A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO?

ALLEGEDLY.

HE IS A REALLY

GOOD TEACHER.

NOW, SIGN

MY PERMISSION SLIP, OK?

HOW MUCH IS THIS

GONNA COST?

$500 IS VERY CHEAP

FOR AN EXPERIENCE

I WILL REMEMBER

THE REST OF MY LIFE.

NO.

NO.

YOU DIDN'T EVEN

CONSIDER IT!

IT WAS A KNEE-JERK

REACTION

CAUSED BY AN EXTREME

LACK OF MONEY.

WELL, WHAT IF I PAY

FOR IT MYSELF?

OK.

I DON'T HAVE $500!

Lily:

BUT MARGARET'S GOING

AND HER DAD'S

BEEN OUT OF WORK

FOR 6 MONTHS.

HEY, CAN YOU HAND ME

THE SOCKET WRENCH, PLEASE?

YOU BUY STUFF FOR JIMMY

AND HENRY ALL THE TIME.

I MEAN, HOW MANY

FREAKING POKéMON

ARE THERE?

155. WILL YOU HAND ME

THE SOCKET WRENCH, PLEASE?

GET PIKACHU

TO HAND IT TO YOU.

OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

GO FOR THE OBVIOUS ONE.

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON

YOU WON'T LET ME GO.

WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.

AND SO YOU KNOW I WON'T

DO ANY DRUGS OR ALCOHOL,

I HAVE SIGNED THIS PLEDGE

WHICH STATES, "I WILL NOT

DO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL."

CAN I GO?

NO!

AAH!

MAN, SHE'S

REALLY A PIT BULL.

YEAH, YEAH,

BUT I WAS HANDLING IT,

AND EVERYTHING

WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE

UNTIL YOU HAD TO GO

AND OPEN UP YOUR BIG MOUTH.

WHAT ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT?

COME ON. WHEN

YOU AND DAD CAME DOWN

LATER THAT AFTERNOON.

YOU REMEMBER?

NO.

OH, YEAH, I FORGOT.

YOU GOT "N'AWLINS"

IN YOUR BLOOD.

YOUR MOTHER,

GOD REST HER SOUL,

MANAGED TO SQUIRREL AWAY

SOME MONEY

IN A PASSBOOK ACCOUNT

FOR YOU TWO.

IT'S NOT A LOT, BUT

SHE WANTED YOU TO HAVE IT.

HOW MUCH IS

"NOT A LOT"?

HEY, LILY.

INSIDE,

YOUNG LADY, OK?

$1,800!

YES! THANK YOU, GRANDMA!

HOLD ON.

I'M GOING

TO NEW ORLEANS.

THIS IS

SO GREAT.

HEY, YOUR SKI TRIP

IS NOT MY PRIORITY.

I'M GONNA GO

CALL KRISTINA.

SHE IS GONNA DIE!

YEAH, IT WARMS MY HEART

TO SEE YOUR MOTHER'S

LAST WISHES COME TRUE.

OH, WHAT, THAT I'M

GONNA HAVE A BIG BLOW-UP

WITH MY DAUGHTER

AND MY BROTHER'S

GOING ON A WEEK-LONG

DRINKING BINGE?

YOU JUST CAN'T LET

AN OLD MAN BE HAPPY

FOR EVEN A MINUTE,

CAN YOU?

CAN YOU BELIEVE

THE CHUTZPAH

ON THAT GIRL?

IT'S UNREAL. LIKE WE

GOT NOTHIN' BETTER

TO SPEND OUR MONEY ON?

THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.

BUYING A NEW WATER HEATER.

YOU KNOW, LILY'S

SKI TRIP IS GONNA

LAST, LIKE, A WEEK.

A NEW WATER HEATER WILL

LAST, LIKE, 30 YEARS.

UNTIL WE ARE 60.

Sean: OOH, OHH.

Claudia: HEH.

YEAH, WE'RE DOING

THE RIGHT THING.

IT'LL FEEL GOOD

TO DO SOMETHING

SENSIBLE.

[GASPS]

OH, MY SWEET GOD.

[BRITISH ACCENT]

CAN I HELP YOU?

YEAH, CAN I SEE

THAT GUITAR?

SURE. SEE IT?

NO, MAN, CAN I PLAY IT?

I DON'T SEE

THAT HAPPENING.

I MIGHT BUY IT.

I THINK

YOU BETTER

LEAVE NOW.

EXCUSE ME. IS--IS THERE

SOMETHING UP YOUR BUTT?

LOOK, THIS GUY

AND HIS BROTHER,

THE STONER

WITH THE CRAZY HAIR,

HAVE BEEN COMING

IN HERE ONCE A MONTH

FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS.

THEY PLAY THE GUITARS...

THEY SMUDGE THE GUITARS...

THEY DO NOT

BUY THE GUITARS.

I DON'T

THINK SO.

IT'S TOO TINNY.

HE BOUGHT A FLUTAPHONE

HERE LAST WEEK.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

I JUST RECENTLY CAME

INTO A RATHER LARGE

FAMILY INHERITANCE,

AND I WOULDN'T

WANT TO HAVE

TO SPEND THIS MONEY

ON A WATER HEATER.

JUST DON'T

SMUDGE IT.

I'LL TRY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK I SHOULD HAVE

MARRIED A ROCK STAR.

YOU ALREADY DID.

OHH, YES!

WE'RE SO GETTING

THIS GUITAR.

WHAT ABOUT

THE WATER HEATER?

I'LL TAKE COLD SHOWERS.

I WILL NEED COLD SHOWERS.

RING IT UP!

I DON'T SEE IT.

OH, HE LOOKS TOTALLY SEXY

WHEN HE PLAYS GUITAR.

HE MAKES

THE WRONG FACE.

HE LOOKS LIKE

A DRUNK BEAR.

EXACTLY.

HEY, MOM,

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

OH, WE'VE GOT SOME

LEFTOVER MEATLOAF,

I THINK.

I TOLD YOU TO EAT MORE

MEATLOAF LAST NIGHT.

I WAS FULL!

I HATE LEFTOVERS.

[CAJUN ACCENT]

DOWN IN N'AWLINS,

YOU ADD SOME SPICE AND RICE

TO YOUR LEFTOVERS,

YOU DONE DID YOURSELF

SOME JAMBALAYA. HOO-EE!

LET'S GET YOU

SOME DINNER.

NO, NO, YOU SET YOURSELF

DOWN THERE, PRETTY LADY,

YOU YOUNG'UNS

PLANT YOUR BOTTOMS.

I'M GONNA REACH IN HERE,

GET SOME CHICKEN OUT,

I'M GONNA WORK SOME

VOODOO ON THAT BIRD.

YOU BOYS ARE GONNA

GET YOURSELVES

A TASTE OF N'AWLINS.

OK, WAIT, STOP IT.

TIME OUT, ALL RIGHT?

SAY "NEW ORLEANS."

"NEW ORLEANS."

BUT THAT'S NOT THE WAY

THEY SAY IT.

I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

TO YOUR EYE.

SOMEONE PUNCHED YOU

IN THE FACE

'CAUSE YOU WERE WALKIN'

AROUND SAYING "N'AWLINS."

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

THIS WAS JUST

A MISUNDERSTANDING.

[CAJUN ACCENT]

UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

OH, MA CHéRIE,

SHOW US YOUR GOODIES.

SHOW US YOUR GOODIES.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE

REALLY ONLY ALLOWED TO SAY

THAT KIND OF A THING

TO A WOMAN DURING MARDI GRAS.

OH. THAT'S

GOOD TO KNOW.

HEY, MAN, IF YOU

REALLY WANT A WOMAN

TO TAKE HER TOP OFF,

ALL YOU GOTTA DO

IS THIS...

OK, YOU'RE NOT SEXY.

THE LEAD GUITARIST

IS THE SEXY ONE.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

YOU ONLY PLAYED

LEAD GUITAR

BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T

REMEMBER THE SONGS.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN

I WASN'T SEXY.

THE LADIES COULDN'T

TAKE THEIR EYES OFF ME.

YOU KNOW WHY?

PITY?

SHOWMANSHIP.

[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]

WHOO!

MAN, THAT WAS COOL.

IT WAS LIKE EVERYTHING

WAS IN SLOW MOTION.

WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!

YOU SMASHED

MY GUITAR.

I WASN'T

GONNA SMASH MINE.

YOU KNOW, NOW THAT

I GOT THIS LES PAUL,

IT'S ALL BEHIND US.

GOD, I'D LOVE

TO SMASH A LES PAUL.

SO WOULD LILY.

[GUITAR PLAYING]

ALL RIGHT, WHAT SONG

DO YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR?

GENIE

IN A BOTTLE

HAMSTERDANCE.

THE REAL

SLIM SHADY.

Henry:

HAMSTERDANCE!

HAMSTERDANCE! I WANNA

HEAR HAMSTERDANCE!

LARGER

THAN LIFE.

WHOA, UH, WAIT, DID

SOMEONE SAY IRON MAN?

I AM IRON MAN!

NICE GUITAR.

WHOSE IS IT?

UH, MINE.

OH, MY GOD.

YOU SPENT

MY SKI-TRIP MONEY

ON A GUITAR!

AH, OH, HO HO HO,

THAT WASN'T SKI-TRIP MONEY.

YES! YOU SAID

IF WE HAD

THE MONEY,

I COULD GO

ON THE SKI TRIP.

NO, I DIDN'T. I SAID

WE DIDN'T HAVE THE MONEY,

NOT THAT IF WE HAD

THE MONEY, YOU COULD GO.

WELL,

YOU IMPLIED IT.

NO, YOU MAY HAVE

INFERRED IT, BUT I

CERTAINLY DIDN'T IMPLY IT.

WHAT IS THAT

SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

WELL, "INFER" MEANS

TO GATHER--

I DON'T CARE!

YOU HAVE

RUINED MY LIFE!

OH, NO, NO, NO.

YOU RUINED MY LIFE, MISSY,

BECAUSE IF

IT WASN'T FOR YOU,

I WOULD HAVE HAD A GUITAR

LIKE THIS YEARS AGO!

THAT'S NOT HOW

I WOULD HAVE HANDLED IT.

OH, REALLY? HOW WOULD

YOU HAVE HANDLED IT?

I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD KIDS.

[CAJUN ACCENT]

ALL RIGHT, BOYS.

THIS CHICKEN'S GONNA

THINK IT DONE DIED

AND WENT TO HEAVEN.

IT DID DIE.

Walt: HELLO!

HEY, COME AND SEE

WHAT I GOT, EVERYBODY.

THIS IS REALLY GREAT.

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

HEY.

HEY.

AH! WHAT THE HECK

HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?

UH, HE MET A GIRL

IN NEW ORLEANS.

I SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT

YOU BOYS TO BOX.

HEY, I HELD

MY OWN.

Eddie: HEY!

HYAH!

I AM VERY PROUD.

SO, WHERE'S

MY GRANDDAUGHTER?

LILY!

WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S A GENUINE

FLEXIBLE FLYER.

WHAT'S IT FOR?

WELL, I KNOW HOW

DISAPPOINTED YOU ARE

THAT YOU CAN'T

GO SKIING,

SO HERE'S THE DEAL.

TOMORROW, YOU AND ME

GET UP AT 6:00,

JUMP IN THE CADDY,

AND BY LUNCHTIME, WE'RE

SLEDDING IN THE POCONOS.

I WANTED TO GO SKIING

WITH CUTE BOYS.

I DIDN'T WANT TO GO

SLEDDING WITH AN OLD...

YOU.

WELL, IF THAT'S

YOUR ATTITUDE,

YOUNG LADY,

I JUST MAY NOT

TAKE YOU.

GOOD.

I DON'T WANNA GO.

I JUST WANTED

TO HANG OUT

WITH MY FRIENDS.

ALL RIGHT. YOU WIN.

THERE'S ROOM IN THE CADDY

FOR ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

NO! UGH! I HATE

THIS FAMILY!

I WISH I'D BEEN

PUT UP FOR ADOPTION!

YOU ALMOST WERE.

WALT!

[CAJUN ACCENT]

ALL RIGHT, BOYS,

Y'ALL SET YOURSELF

DOWN FOR SOME

DELECTIMOUS CHICKEN.

OH, COME ON, EDDIE.

THAT CHICKEN'S BURNT

BEYOND RECOGNITION.

IT'S BLACKENED

BEYOND RECOGNITION.

NOW, YOU TASTE THAT UP.

CAN I HAVE

SOME KETCHUP?

OF COURSE YOU CAN.

THAT'LL RUIN

THE FLAVOR.

BUT IT'S DRY.

NO, NO, NO, THAT'S

BECAUSE ALL THE JUICES

ARE LOCKED UP INSIDE.

I GUARANTEE.

WHY IS HE TALKIN'

LIKE AN IDIOT?

[CAJUN ACCENT]

AW, COME ON, PAPPY,

WHAT YOU TALKIN'

'BOUT? HE TALKIN'

JES' LIKE

WE ALL BEEN TALKIN'

LATELY, SHO' 'NUFF.

IT'S OFFICIAL.

MY SHOES

ARE RUINED.

ROAD KILL. SHE SMELLS

LIKE ROAD KILL.

Lily: YEP.

SEAN, WHY DON'T

YOU TELL HIM WHY

MY GRANDDAUGHTER

SMELLS LIKE DEAD ANIMALS?

HEY,

I AIN'T ASHAMED.

YOU REMEMBER THAT

CRAZY BUTCHER DOWN

ON HOPE STREET?

THE ONE WITH THE SAMPLES?

AH, KIDS,

HAVE A FREE SAMPLE.

I DON'T THINK

WE'RE ALLOWED

TO EAT FREE MEAT.

YOU'LL LIKE IT.

IT'S GOOD.

GO ON, EDDIE.

EAT IT.

WHY DO I

HAVE TO EAT IT?

IT'S GOOD

FOR YOU!

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

BECAUSE IF YOU

DON'T EAT IT,

I'LL SMACK YOU.

A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO,

DAD AND I POPPED IN THERE

TO PICK UP A ROAST.

COME ON, DAD,

I DON'T LIKE RUMP ROAST.

I LIKE

STANDING RIB ROAST.

OH, I DIDN'T REALIZE

YOU WON THE LOTTERY.

LOOK, LOOK,

IT'S ONLY 29 CENTS

MORE A POUND,

AND I'M WORTH IT.

MAY I HELP YOU?

SHE GOT A JOB?

YEAH, MY LITTLE

BABY GRANDDAUGHTER,

COVERED IN BLOOD.

HEY, SHE ONLY

DID THAT TO TRY

AND GET MY GOAT.

IS THERE

SOME ANIMAL

I CAN GRIND UP

FOR YOU?

OH, JEEZ.

COME ON, LILY.

WHAT ARE YOU

TRYING TO PROVE?

NOTHING.

POOR GIRL.

COME ON! SHE'S

JUST CARRYING

THIS PIG'S HEAD

TO MAKE ME FEEL

SORRY FOR HER.

HOW DO YOU

KNOW?

UH, DID ANYONE HERE

ORDER A PIG'S HEAD?

EXCUSE ME. DO YOU

WANT ANYTHING?

THE CHICKENS

AREN'T GOING

TO KILL THEMSELVES.

YOU DON'T KILL

CHICKENS HERE!

ARE YOU THE ONE WHO

WORKS IN A BUTCHER SHOP?

FINE. STANDING

RIB ROAST,

4 POUNDS.

OH, HOW CAN YOU

MAKE HER WORK HERE?

Sean:

I'M NOT MAKING

HER WORK HERE!

DON'T YOU SEE

WHAT SHE'S

DOING?

SHE'S TRYING

TO MAKE ME

FEEL GUILTY

ABOUT THE GUITAR

SO THAT SHE

CAN GO SKIING.

WELL, IF YOU WON'T

GIVE ME THE MONEY--

WELL, I'M NOT.

HELL, I'LL GIVE

HER THE MONEY.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

SHE'S MY DAUGHTER,

AND YOU GOT...

PORK. I HAVE PORK

IN MY HAIR.

OH, SO YOU

ALREADY KNEW.

LITTLE GIRL, I PAY YOU

TO SWEEP UP, NOT TALK

TO THE CUSTOMERS.

MISS, YOU FORGOT

YOUR PIG'S HEAD.

TRY THIS.

Butcher: THERE.

WELL, IT'S TOO BAD

THE OLD MILL CLOSED.

YOU COULD HAVE HER

WORKING THERE, TOO.

OH, I SUPPOSE

WHEN I WAS A KID,

YOU WOULD HAVE

GIVEN ME 500 BUCKS

TO GO ON SOME SKI TRIP.

I NEVER LEFT YOU

WANTIN' FOR ANYTHING.

EXCUSE ME,

I BELIEVE EVERY DAY

OF MY CHILDHOOD

I ASKED FOR A DOG.

HALF THE TIME

YOU COULDN'T EVEN

BATHE YOURSELF.

YOU EXPECT ME

TO GET YOU A DOG?

AND I WANTED

A TELESCOPE.

YEAH, JUST ONE MORE THING

FOR YOU TO TURN INTO A BONG.

WHAT ARE YOU

PICKIN' ON ME FOR?

HE'S THE ONE

WHO BOUGHT THE GUITAR.

HEY, HEY, MOM

WOULD HAVE WANTED ME

TO HAVE THAT GUITAR.

SHE ALWAYS SAID

I HAD TALENT.

YEAH, AND SHE TOLD

EDDIE HE COULD BE

AN ASTRONAUT.

I COULD'VE BEEN.

YOU GET CARSICK.

THAT'S BECAUSE

OF THE GRAVITY.

MOM, WHAT SHOULD I

USE ON BLOODSTAINS?

REALLY BIG

BLOODSTAINS?

I DON'T KNOW. WISK?

TOOTHPASTE

AND COLD WATER.

THANKS.

AHEM.

LOOK, MISSY, WE

CAN CUT THE ATTITUDE

ANY TIME YOU WANT.

I KNOW WHY

YOU'RE WORKING

AT THE BUTCHER SHOP,

AND IT'S A REALLY NICE,

CONNIVING TRY, AND

IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.

WE'RE KEEPING

THE GUITAR.

WHY, BECAUSE

IT MAKES YOU HOT?

YES, BECAUSE

IT MAKES ME HOT.

'CAUSE IT MAKES

YOUR MOTHER HOT.

OK, THAT'S GROSS.

WELL, YOU'RE

LUCKY YOUR DAD

TURNS ME ON,

OTHERWISE

YOU WOULD

NOT BE HERE.

BUT I AM HERE, SO

WE CAN STOP TALKING

ABOUT IT, OK?

Lily: LOOK...

THAT GUITAR TAKES US

BACK TO A TIME

WHEN WE WERE YOUNG

AND STUPID

AND WE LIKED IT.

AND WE MISS IT.

COME ON. YOU GOTTA GIVE US

THIS ONE THING, LIL.

OK, FINE.

BUT JUST REMEMBER THIS

WHEN I START DATING

A DRUMMER.

YOU HAVE MY BLESSING.

[FEEDBACK HOWLING]

ENJOY YOUR

STUPID GUITAR.

YEAH? WHAT'S THAT

SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

YOU WIN.

I GIVE UP.

YOU CAN KEEP

YOUR STUPID

GUITAR.

GOOD. I WAS

PLANNING ON IT.

FINE.

WHY THE SUDDEN

CHANGE OF HEART?

LOOK, HOW AM I SUPPOSED

TO ENJOY MY SKI TRIP

KNOWING YOU'RE SITTING

AT HOME ALL PATHETIC

WITHOUT YOUR GUITAR?

I'D FEEL TOO GUILTY.

THANKS FOR

RUINING IT FOR ME.

DOES THIS MEAN

WE'RE GOING SLEDDING?

Lily:

NO, IT DOES NOT!

THIS IS GOOD. THIS

IS GOOD. SHE'S LEARNING,

SHE'S GROWING.

GOOD.

[PLAYS GUITAR]

DAMN IT! DAMN IT,

DAMN--LILY!

LILY, LILY,

COME DOWNST--STAIRS.

WHAT?

I CAN'T KEEP

THIS GUITAR NOW.

I'LL FEEL GUILTY

EVERY TIME I PICK IT UP.

WELL, I'M NOT

GOING SKIING.

WELL, I'M NOT GONNA

KEEP THIS GUITAR.

YOU KNOW...

I GUESS WE'LL JUST

GET A WATER HEATER, THEN.

SOMETHING THE WHOLE

FAMILY CAN USE.

FINE.

FINE.

IT WORKS

OUT, THEN.

YEAH. GOOD.

ARE YOU REALLY GONNA

GET A WATER HEATER?

YEAH.

SCREW THAT!

IF YOU'RE GETTING

A WATER HEATER,

I WANNA GO SKIING!

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

WHAT ABOUT THIS WHOLE

GUILT THING?

WHAT, OVER

A WATER HEATER?

GO, GO!

YES!

OH, THIS

IS SO GREAT!

I HAVE TO GO

CALL KRISTINA!

SHE IS GONNA

COMPLETELY DIE!

NO, NO, NO, NO,

NO, NO, NO, NO!

YOU CAVED,

DIDN'T YOU?

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

WE BOTH CAVED.

EXCEPT SHE GOT

THE SKI TRIP.

HOW IS THAT

HER CAVING?

YOU HAD TO BE THERE.

Walt: WELL, YOU READY

FOR SOME SLEDDING?

[CAJUN ACCENT]

YOU DAGGUM RIGHT,

PAPPY.

Walt: AND STOP

TALKING LIKE THAT.

Eddie: SORRY.

GOOD NIGHT.

IT'S KINDA TOO LATE

TO RETURN IT TONIGHT.

WELL, I MEAN, IT WILL BE

IF WE, UH, TAKE IT UPSTAIRS

FOR AN HOUR.

AN HOUR?

WELL, I'M GONNA BE

PLAYING FOR 45 MINUTES.

IT KINDA LOOKS

LIKE THE LES PAUL.

YEAH, YEAH,

IT'S A "MR. GUITAR."

HEY, MAN, IS

THIS ONE ANY GOOD?

NO.

[PLAYING OUT OF TUNE]

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

HMM. I THINK

I WANT A DIVORCE.

COME ON, BABY.

UGH.