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So, we're not tourists, we're locals.

Well, almost.

And we're at the Checkpoint Shard.

It's a lukewarm summer night. Just the right place for a little f***ing party.

Or what do you think?

Well, let's find a place.

Yeah, let's see.

Oh, f*** it.

Oh, yes.

Berliner Ärschchen!

So, dear friends of our little night sex tour here in Berlin. We have arrived at

the Cologne Cathedral, at the Palace of the Federal Republic.

Unfortunately, it is torn off, we can't change anything about it.

And our newly in love couple is in a romantic mood, as you can see.

in the house.

I think so.

oh oh

Oh yeah.

You're welcome.

I'll sit down and log off.

No.

So, we've been sitting here for three weeks.

Markus is fucking non-stop.

The food has also turned into shit.

Well, take a look.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

Oh.

Cool.

That was good

We're going to cut the boat in half and pay for it.

So, you have seen the hardcore version of the Blue Lagoon, portrayed by the

street fuckers.

Let's go on!

The police didn't see it, I'm scared.

They need real leg muscles and that's why we came here.

I can't turn

it off.

You chubby bitch!

Windshade, windshade

Here, here.

Till?

Yes, hello?

Where are we here?

I don't know.

That's the town hall.

Or something like that. Berlin Reinickendorf.

Yes, yes. They even have a town hall.

So you didn't want to get married there, did you? No.

Not get married.

I don't know.

Yes, we skip the wedding.

We skip the wedding.

Oh, so straight to the wedding. Exactly. All right. You wanted a little corner.

Yes.

Yes, people, what do you do in a park in Weidmannslust? Right, let's go.

Greetings to you! Yes, we are at Lake Tegla.

In a lush little place, a beautiful lagoon, but I'm not alone there. I would

be uninteresting, interesting with Markus and two pretty foxes.

God.

No. Huh?

Oh, yeah.

I'll get you out of here.

I just want to see him.

I wish he had.

Oh.

Sorry!

The next one.

Go!

Oh my god.

Thank you.

Is Hexmonster still not enough?

Well, we are not yet either. We are here in the middle of the night at the

Neptune fountain.

Yes, that's the Neptune fountain from the Red City Hall.

There is the tower of Berlin.

Yes, and here is the tower of Baden.

Mm.

That scared us a little.

Now we are on the other side of the Rathaus.

It's disgusting.

Hehehehe

um um

Ew.

So, Kennings, get dressed and go home.

Marc, are you crazy? You've got everything full.

Okay,

we'll piss off.

Well,

Kurt, quite a lot of interruption at the end, huh?

Well, what else?

The law is the law.

Let's see where we were.

The big Rode Rathaus.

Alexanderplatz.

Yeah, dude!

You can only fuck in one city.

And that's Berlin.

Yeah!

What are you doing here?

So, we were sightseeing and stuff.

Do you want me to give you my tickets?

Not that you're doing bad things.

Do you want me to light a fire?

I don't think we need it.

And Yvonne?

Uh, Maja.

Maja. Maja. Maja.

Maja. Maja. Maja. Maja.

Maja.

Maja.

Yeah.

Oh, Jesus.

Amen.