Original subtitles

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. I would like to welcome you all, and of

course, our special guest today, Ms.

Pumpernickel. As a professor, she will be taking part in today's lecture, to

get an idea of our way of working.

So, that as a brief explanation beforehand, and now to the homework.

So, let's see.

Angela, how are you?

Could you explain to the class what prepositions are?

No. Well, just give us a few.

Behind.

Could be.

And before.

Well, think about it.

Maybe you should translate the word into German first.

What does preposition mean?

Pre means before and position means position.

It's quite simple.

Okay.

Do you have a problem?

Is there something wrong?

Nothing at all. I'm relieved.

It's a pity that there's nothing in your notebook.

Where are your homework?

I forgot.

I'm not sure if you can afford it.

But we'll talk about that in more detail.

Let me see.

It's not that great.

Yes, yes, excellent.

Let's continue like this.

So, and now to you.

Where's your notebook? You haven't even unpacked your things yet.

I didn't have time for that.

Well, then I'm directly speechless.

But that will have consequences.

Even today I send a blue letter to your parents.

Well, Ms. Pumpernickel, as you could see for yourself, we unfortunately have some

problems in our class.

Well... Lassen wir die englische Grammatik und kommen wir zu einem

interessanteren Thema.

Beschäftigen wir uns mit der... Masturbation. Mit Wichsen? Genau.

Das Wort Masturbation ist euch bekannt.

Sicher hat die eine oder andere von euch die Selbstbefriedigung schon einmal

probiert. Ich noch nie.

Dir hätte ich das auch am allerwenigsten zugetraut, Andrea.

Schreibt doch jetzt bitte einen kurzen Aufsatz, was euch zu dem Thema einfällt.

I will also note a few key points.

Entschuldigt mal.

War da was?

Nö. Was denn?

Wirklich nicht.

Hast du ein Problem?

Es ist nichts.

Aber da war doch was.

Nein.

Aha. Sehr interessant.

Du wendest das Gelernte an.

Dagegen ist nichts einzuwenden.

Ja, finde ich auch.

Okay, please continue.

Where were we?

I'm completely out of the concept.

Oh, yeah.

So, masturbation equals self-satisfaction through manual

stimulation of the genitals.

What's wrong with

you? Do you have a problem?

Can I help you?

I think so.

Oh.

Man,

oh man, that doesn't look good at all.

Seriously. You should put something on.

If you mean... Yes, I think so.

But only with you.

Hey, Susie, don't put your arm around me like that.

It's almost 9 o'clock.

The class is over for the first time.

Tomorrow it will continue.

And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, the homework.

Especially you two.

You definitely need it.

It's going to end badly with you. And now watch out that you get out.

So go, get out.

Ah, finally.

Bye. Bye.

Dear Mrs. Pumpernickel.

Susanne, we still have a lot to discuss.

Well, Susie, you know what it's about.

In letzter Zeit bin ich leider sehr unzufrieden mit dir.

Oh, ich werde mich ändern.

Das möchte ich auch gehofft haben.

Du störst die ganze Klasse.

Warum? Ich möchte mit ihnen allein sein.

Ganz allein.

Die heutige Stunde hat deine Fantasie wohl etwas zu sehr angeregt.

Ganz eindeutig.

Oder irre ich mich da?

Haben Sie mich gern?

Yeah, um... I don't know.

Very nice.

The primary features of the woman's gender... ...we wanted to get through by

tomorrow.

Excuse me for a moment. Of course.

This is not the right place.

I mean, someone could come in at any moment and get a wrong impression.

Yes, and that would be very unpleasant if you knew what I mean. No, no, no one

will disturb him. If you keep looking at me like that, I'll get very dizzy. Oh, I

want you.

Me? Just you.

Well, then... Good.

If that's what you want.

But you have to promise that you won't tell anyone.

Oh, man.

I think I can put this aside.

With this extraordinary talent, you don't need to worry about your future.

Yes, I know.

Yeah.

Yeah, so.

Yes, open your legs for me.

Stick your finger in the hole.

Come on.

Oh yeah.

Show me how you do it yourself.

I will now really pierce you.

Oh, your giant organ into me.

Have you ever been fucked by someone from behind?

Oh come on, fuck me in the ass. In the ass?

No.

No.

No.

No.

Good morning, gentlemen.

Good morning.

Good morning.

What is it?

Was there something?

Did you have trouble again?

These girls.

They don't want to listen to me.

I... I just don't understand.

What's going on?

Tell me.

Just give me advice.

In a girls' school, the laws are completely different.

Yes, the laws of the wilderness rule.

That's basically all that matters.

What the girl lacks are men.

Yes. Really.

I'm telling you, that's the problem. They're totally starved.

They're fed up with it from morning to night.

As soon as the first girl has killed you, we'll talk again.

Deal?

And what about our teaching assignment?

I mean, we should teach the girl something.

All they have in mind is sex, sex, sex, sex and sex.

Is this about nothing?

Yeah, but... They don't always do it.

You like it, don't you?

Yeah, I like it.

I admit it.

And it's forbidden to the girls.

Yeah, and?

There we finally have the point.

Your double morality.

Well, he doesn't need to come to me with the morality.

The girls are no longer children, but you can't compare them to us.

One of them was on...

Oh, shit.

I have to go. There's no point in talking to you anyway.

Yeah, I have to go too.

Well, then. Ciao.

See you. And good luck.

Mm.

Take care.

Okay. And be careful.

Hey, man, we're not doing a schoolgirl report here.

Die Mädchen sind gefährlich. Ach, schütz dich doch mit dem Keuschalsgürtel im

Unterricht. Okay, ist gut.

Oder nimm dir Bodyguard. Lach nur.

Schulmädchenreport.

But I don't want to come!

Come back sir!

I didn't know it at the time.

I was looking so hard for life, but nobody cared.

Couldn't be served and there's no one inside.

On the night, feeling frightened and despair.

Was it so wrong that I wanted to get

I know this song, I love it How does it start?

What does it start with?

I don't know In the next

15 minutes, you will have to love me Really?

What am I supposed to do?

Hang on.

Hold on.

What is it?

I'm gonna stir my puppy.

Mmm.

Okay. Okay.

to the center.

Gosh, what's this?

Na und? Ich mag ihn.

Wir mögen ihn doch alle.

Meinst du, er weiß das?

Ich glaube nicht.

Wir können ihm ja mal Bescheid sagen. Was meinst du? Los!

What is he doing there?

Can you see him?

Yes, he's writing something. He's writing?

What is it?

What is it?

Oh, you.

What are you doing there?

The door doesn't open at all.

Oh. Stay calm.

Don't get upset.

That's not good.

What do you want from me?

What?

You'll see in a moment.

Come on, come with me. Hey, let me go.

Help!

Good morning.

May I? Hello.

So lonely and alone.

I... I'm preparing for the lesson I'm about to give.

Don't you have class?

Not now.

Break, right?

Oh, yes.

I think you're incredibly exciting.

Did you know that?

You're wrong, I'm sure.

Girls in puberty often think that they are in love with their teacher.

But fortunately, that goes away very quickly.

How terrible.

Yes, that's very bad.

But soon you will meet a nice boy in your age.

Never.

And if?

Well, yes.

Unfortunately, I will have to go to my class now.

Immediately. You understand for sure that I can't let my students wait.

That would be very rude.

What a bad luck.

That depends entirely on the standpoint.

From which side you see the matter.

Or like this. Or like this. I like it.

Whatever.

Stand up please.

I love that.

Okay.

Let me see this.

Okay, my student can be here.

Let's see what we have over here.

Maybe we can put this down here.

Protection gets you a pretty skin.

I think I'm gonna be one of my best students.

I have a feeling.

That remains our little secret.

Ladies,

a little more attention for the story, please.

History was not only written here, but history is also written in the history

books. But you have no interest in it.

I have it with me. The vibrator?

Oh, great.

We'll have to try it out right away.

Best right away.

Show me this mysterious magic wand. Okay.

You want to do something.

Well, let's go.

Sure.

Oh, yes, honey, we have a surprise for you.

You'll never get up there.

Oh,

this belt is way too tight, isn't it?

I just want to be with

you

What? What?

What?

Are you okay?

who against me.

I mean, the girls only have one thing in mind anyway. Sex, don't you think?

Yes, I think that would be the easiest and best solution for all the

participants. The girls could finally give up their innate tendency and we

would have our peace.

Yes, sure. Yes, but that can also go quite well.

But in the end, we can be very happy that they are so awesome.

Now imagine, that comes to daylight, my friend.

That means, we all go together into the tree.

And that's not all.

Es kommt noch schlimmer, wir alle bekommen nämlich Berufsverbot.

Und dann können wir alle stempeln gehen.

Nur weil wir wieder einmal für einen ganz kleinen Moment unsere Triebe nicht

unter Kontrolle gehabt haben. In meiner Situation kann ich es mir nämlich

überhaupt nicht erlauben, dieses Risiko einzugehen.

Ich muss von meinem mickrigen Gehalt, das ich hier bekomme, eine fünfköpfige

Familie ernähren.

Und jetzt wohnt auch noch meine liebe Schwiegermutter bei uns.

Stell dir das vor, und ich sage dir, wenn die das rauskriegt, dann bin ich

sowieso geliefert. Dann kann ich mir wirklich den Strick nehmen.

Immer wenn ich mit einem der Mädchen bummste, stelle ich mir vor, dass die

Tür aufgeht und meine Schwiegermutter plötzlich auf der Schwelle steht. Das

ist doch fürchterlich.

In deinen kühnsten Träumen kannst du dir nicht vorstellen, was ich jedes Mal

dabei für Ängste ausstehen muss. Ich halte das nicht mehr aus.

Es ist der reinste Horror.

Naja, das ist natürlich ziemlich übel. Tja, verstehst du jetzt?

Oh, das wäre echt schlimm. Na dann, gute Nacht.

Oh weh. Nein, nein, wir müssen mit der Sache aufhören.

Endgültig. Und das musst du mir in die Hand hinein versprechen.

Wenn wir das nächste Mal kommen, dann schicken wir sie weg.

Wir ziehen einfach einen Schlussstrich unter die Sache und niemand wird etwas

davon erfahren.

So machen wir es.

Und bitte versprich mir, dass du die Mädchen ein für alle Mal in Ruhe lassen

wirst. Das kann doch auch für dich nicht so schwierig sein.

Einverstanden? Kein Problem.

Na, sehr schön. Aber eins haben wir vergessen, die anderen Lehrer.

Die müssen mitspielen.

Sonst geht's nicht.

That's right. I see.

We understand each other.

I'll let everyone know right away.

Yes, do that.

What are you doing there on the floor?

Must it necessarily be this book?

Why not? Come with me and have a look at what our school library has to offer.

Now go in there. Go on.

And behave yourself.

Don't whine.

I'm curious.

Now sit down.

Because we want to have a little chat.

It's just bad with you.

It's just bad with you.

Do you understand that? Not at all.

What should you do with yourselves?

The only thing you have in mind is sex, sex, sex.

But there's nothing against it.

But always just sex, sex, sex, sex.

On the carpet, on the floor, everywhere.

That doesn't exist.

That hasn't happened in my time.

Are you always horny?

I think so.

You're all minors.

That's really bad for you.

But we're all over 18.

Stop messing around.

That's not true at all.

What?

What are you so upset about? Yeah, what, what, what, what?

That's all you can say, isn't it? Well, maybe.

Yes, exactly.

I know.

Listen, I have an idea.

I know a good way to improve your note mirror.

We would have to

work together.

Well, you should also contribute your part.

Really? You look like you know exactly what I mean.

Oh, man.

This kind of cooperation is really my favorite.

The youth of today is not that stupid.

That's right.

They're pretty good at improving this kind of testimony.

You think so?

Yes.

That's exactly what I mean.

It's not about a good cooperation.

Do you understand?

Yes. Yes.

That's good.

Come on, take your pants off, okay?

Yes.

Blow me one.

With the greatest pleasure.

Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. For a teacher, he's not that bad.

Really.

I hope you left something behind.

Don't worry.