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Strudel, it's ten to eight and we're out of coffee. Quick!

I don't know if it's morning yet.

You didn't sleep well.

We don't want to talk about that.

Wait!

What the hell is this again?

You know, I've been drinking coffee with sugar for years. And now with this.

Yes, you have to buy some.

Should I do everything?

Do I always have to do everything on my own?

What's wrong with you?

Send it in.

Yes.

Come

in.

Good morning.

Good morning.

What's your name?

Sit down, please. Yes.

Mrs. Meier? Yes.

How long have you been here, Mrs. Meier?

I don't know.

Mr. Tupi, have you already married? Yes, and I'm still happy.

Still happy.

We're looking for a nice big apartment.

Five to six rooms, around 200 square meters.

Not too expensive, well located, good view.

With garden, without garden, with swimming pool, without swimming pool,

with sauna, without sauna, with bodybuilding studio, without

bodybuilding studio.

What's your body size?

It's my body size.

Yeah, I must have it. Yeah, I must have it for the apartment.

44. Yeah, yeah.

44.

44.

One moment.

One moment. Please, stand up.

44? 38.

No. Not 44.

M?

You have a boyfriend?

Yes. You're married?

No. Ah, then it's no problem.

I want to meet you. Only you.

With me? Yeah. I have a very nice apartment for you. It's very, very nice.

I know. You come in.

Yeah, I know. You come into the apartment.

You love it.

You love this apartment.

You open the door.

You see the room.

It's wonderful.

You want it. You want it. You want it. It's not a problem.

You come with me and you get it. Without me? Then you don't get the key.

It's no problem.

Only I have the key. That's the problem for you.

What kind of room do you want

to have?

Do you know what?

Yes. I have to get myself a new coffee.

And a dog?

Come on, I'll show you my... You need a dog? A dog? Do you have a dog?

Everything. I need a dog.

Yes, come on, I'll show you. No, I want a dog.

Come on. Do you need a new shampoo?

Come on. I need a new shampoo.

I have a good shampoo at home.

I'll take the toilet.

I'll take the toilet. Strube, I'll give you the address and I'll leave you alone

today.

Cottenay here to cotsen.

Struve, finally!

What did you send me again for that idiot?

Probably his name. Yes, we ordered it.

Oh, I've never telephoned with such a man.

What did you do to Struve?

Struve... You don't always have to blame me for your mistakes.

That would be helpful.

Now I really need something to relax.

That's why it doesn't go on.

So I have to believe in it.

What do you mean believe in it? How much do I pay you monthly?

I see.

Yeah.

Yeah.

um um

Oh.

Yeah.

Very good.

Oh.

oh my god

Let's begin.

What do you want?

And I also take money from you.

I don't pay for so much fun during working hours.

Yeah, this is good.

Who's the first one standing this morning?

Plania.

Meyers, I think.

Yes. Meyers?

Yes.

Oh, that bastard with his wife.

And don't tell yourself that this is my apartment.

Right?

Yes.

Let's see if I can do something for him.

Ah, that's him.

Ah, Meyers.

Well done, Ms. Meyers.

Good afternoon, Mr. Meier.

Please come in.

Come on in.

Yes. Oh, that looks good.

Hi. Yes, that looks good.

Hello. Take a seat.

Yes. Yes, that's just the good living room. Yes, that looks nice.

Do you like it?

Yes, darling, good.

Yes. You can have it with furniture.

No problem.

Throw your furniture in the trash, burn it with firewood or something else.

Nice, fine leather here. Yes, I don't know that exactly. That's all just a

little bit.

Yes, of course, the apartment will be completely cleaned.

Of course, it costs a lot of money, but that's what they have, that's no

problem. Well, I don't know.

Well, otherwise... No, it looks good.

Do you like it so far?

Yes, I like it here with the roof.

Yes, have you ever seen the Klingels?

All German names, Müller, Schmitt, Mayer, all German.

Yes, I still miss them.

Not like in the other houses, up Iraqis, down Iranians, between war.

No, we don't do that.

How does it actually look? Can we see the other rooms?

Yes, of course, that's why we're here.

Come here.

Nice place, yes.

We can also agree, we can stay in it, you can burn it, depending on how you

want. Of course, pay a little.

Oh, cool.

Nice view, right? Yes. The wall opposite it has just been painted.

Yes, and what kind of basic conditions do you have?

Yes, what do you mean basic conditions? Normally I take a five-month mortgage

provision, but maybe we can also agree a little differently.

Because I think you as a couple are just great.

I would like to see how they are in the bedroom, so that you don't always bother

the neighbors. Yes, we are in the bedroom.

Yes, but I mean on such a bed, right? No, I mean, we can lie down there and

have no problems.

Yes, I would say not just lie down like that. So if you lie down in bed, you at

least look good.

Let's start with that.

They don't want to see me naked.

Yes, actually only your wife, but they can also pull you out.

That's somehow ... no, no, so ... what?

No, well, he wants to see us naked, that's ...

Well, she wants the apartment.

Yes, but... Make your wife happy once, okay?

Where's the problem?

Well, uh... Where's

the bed?

Afterwards, you burn your old bed at home and are glad you got this.

Well, I mean, it's not about the fucking bed.

But I mean, we need the apartment, that's the problem.

Yes, I know that.

I have eyes to call her.

Yes,

it's okay.

It's good for the apartment, honey.

It's good for the apartment, honey.

It's good for the apartment, honey. It's good for the apartment, honey.

It's good for the apartment, honey. It's good for the apartment, honey.

It's good for the apartment,

honey.

what you do to get an apartment.

Imagine if I told you what I did to get this apartment for you. My God.

You don't believe me.

You

thought

my wife was getting better and better.

But she's getting better and better.

What are they doing there?

I can't believe it. He needs some freedom of movement.

That's not a problem.

You don't want to be seen here. No, no, no, I don't mind. I have more fun.

You know how awesome my wife is.

Yeah.

Ugh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's awesome.

I've never tried that before. What are you talking about?

Injections when someone's watching.

Next time, take two with you.

Do you know where the shower is now? Yes,

I'd like to do that.

I'll send your wife there right away. Yes, okay.

I'll be right back.

Take a deep breath.

Oh, this is good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, what a fine asshole you are.

That's why I have to go now.

Oh, hello, Sibling. Come in.

Yes.

Let's go to the living room first.

But long and nice.

Yes, let's do something else that's not always so small and fat.

That's the cleaning?

That's the cleaning, yes.

Do you want to sit down? Yes, sit down first, because the boss has something to

do right now.

Do you want to take a picture of him?

Thank you.

So, on the TV with me?

On the TV with me?

May I take a picture on the TV?

Yes. Thank you.

Very important.

So.

Yes.

What will that cost?

Yes, you have to discuss that with my boss.

Yes, how? Discuss with the boss, not with him.

What's that supposed to cost?

What's that supposed to cost?

That's nice.

Is it paralysed?

I don't know. I can't say that.

It looks good.

All right.

Yes, but you have to tell me what it has to cost.

You have to talk to my boss about that. It has to cost something.

Tell me the price.

I don't know that.

Well, you'll know that.

Come on, sit with the underwear here.

But it doesn't say too much. It doesn't say too much.

But I'd like to know what it costs.

If I should move in here?

That I can't say. Miss?

Ugh. Ugh.

I can't do this.

I can't.

So, I took out another towel from the shower.

Wow, Maja, no problem.

Tell me, did you shower my wife now?

I mean, showered.

Showered on the ass a little bit.

Well, good.

You really fucked her. How does it look now with the contract?

Let's go to the living room and make the contract.

So, we'll do that with the apartment.

But of course we'll do that with the apartment. But today I have no time.

But that's not a problem. I mean, I saw how your secretary in the living room

made the contracts.

Yes, yes, these are the pre-contracts. Yes, then we'll get it done quickly.

Yes, we definitely have to wait for the landlord first, who will come later, or

rather the house owner, who rents all the things here.

And then it's no problem at all. Yes, I mean, then we can already make the pre

-contract. The pre-contracts are here so that I can rent this apartment at all.

So that means I have to wait first until the owner of the house is there.

Then I'd say we'll meet next week around the same time at my office. That's no

problem either. Then we'll wait until the movie comes back. I've got time.

That's not the problem.

oh oh

Do you know how much the apartment costs?

But I'll take it.

The content, my stomach, everything is on it.

Let's

see

what we have here.

There's another apartment.

I can't believe it.

What are you doing here?

Did I tell you to use a different shampoo?

Take the clothes, boy. Take the clothes and get out.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

And the two of us, the two of us are still talking.

What do you mean by talking?

Don't take the apartment.

Don't take it.

Don't take it. Don't take it.

Bye, sir.

Shoes, camera.

I saw everything. I saw everything. I took everything.

Don't forget half of it.

You'll have to clean up all the trash later.

All right.

I'll take off my glasses.

Bye.

Open the door.

And a little faster, if I may.

This woman drives me crazy.

Hello, hello.

Have a nice day.

So nice.

That's not so good. It's good.

Good time?

That's really nice.

No. No.

Oh.

Oh.

Do you like the apartment?

Yes. Yes?

Fine. Not only the apartment.

Not only the apartment.

Yeah.

Get out of the clothes and into the woman.

They left good taste behind.

Sit on the weight of the little one.

She also wants something to lick.

Come first.

I love you.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

oh oh

And now we come back to what I promised him.

Oh, it's really fucking getting hot.

Oh.

the afternoon.

What are you doing there?

Oh.

oh oh

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, no.

And don't leave anything behind.

And I would say, maybe we can talk later and clean up how it looks here with the

demolition.

Hey, we know each other, don't we? Oh no, not again!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Let me see.

How much?

Very cheap.

Not bad.

Looks better than my old secretary.

She's not that tall.

I think you understand English. I would like to see your bum.

Woo-hoo!

Do you want me to turn this on too?

Yes?

It's better over there.

Oh, yes.

Yes,

that's good.

Fine. Let me have your number, huh?

Shut up.

I'm going to blow my nose here.

Ah, good.

Yes, that's fine.

Come on, a little stronger.

Awesome, isn't it?

Oh, this is good. Come on.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Did you sing in your previous life?

Get the shit out, come on. Everything.

Oh!

I should have said, marry me!